I wish I was American

>>134708629
move to America.

>>134708629
Fuck off seppo cunt

>>134708664
Can I move into your house? I could help you sexually satisfy your wife, I'm also quite handy in the garden.

>>134708629
Sorry cunt, we're full.

>>134708729
Be nice. I want to be just like you.

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>>134708629

put another shrimp on the barbie for us mate

Shitposter Dundee

>>134708809
I don't have a wife but if you want to move in with me sure.

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>>134708990
That was the 80's m80. The average Aussie looks more like this today

>>134708629
Are you Pogo?

>>134708629
You don't want it. Freedom is literally the problem with the US.

>>134709158
Is your mum a milf?

>>134709274
no not really. I live alone in Astoria, Queens NY

>>134709321
>I live alone in Astoria, Queens NY
Don't do it aussie, it's a trap

>>134709417
Never fucked a trap. Might be worth my while.

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>>134708629
DID SOMEONE SAY FREEDOM!?

>>134709321
Isn't that where Spiderman lives?

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>buy AR-15
>buy hamburgers
>read up on every law that extends your freedom
>move to america

>>134709417
astoria is a nice neighborhood, its mostly Italian and greek with some spic and oriental.

>>134708809
in the garden

we don't want you that shit was hard to read

non pussies especially in today's pol environment

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>>134708629
Wish I could but..... freedom isn't Free.

The crown sent you sneaky dipshits to that island for a reason. Stay there faggot

1. Get on a plane to the US.
2. Walk into any military recruiters office.
3. Join military.
4. Get citizenship.
5. Enjoy the pride and glory unequaled in this world.

https://www.uscis.gov/news/fact-sheets/naturalization-through-military-service-fact-sheet