Kid Rock vs. Debbie Stabenow

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>>134708330
This is gonna be good.

>>134708330
He is already channeling the right energy

bump time to fuck a hole into politics as usual


'MERICA

>>134708330
he's gonna shitpost to victory holy fuck

still waiting for my kid rock hat to ship

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>>134708330
It doesn't get any better than this timeline. Kek is real and we haven't stopped winning since November.

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>>134708330
>Detroit beer

He's going to win I hope you all realize it. He is the epitome of Detroit

If I was a Yankee I'd vote for him

>>134708330
Maymaying Kid Rock into office will be most enjoyable. Time to break out the gimp and put some things together. I suppose I could look up his actual politics but who the fuck cares, he's running against a leftist so can't be any worse than she is. Right?

>>134708330
Debbie Stabenow will win. You need a Working Class Republican to beat her. She is to well liked here, and it seems the republicans won't do what it takes to win.

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>We now live in a world where celebrities with no political experience are preferred to be in positions of governmental power compared to actual politicians
BEST TIMELINE

>>134708330
His only words of wisdom are radio edit.

>>134708330
i like this guy

>>134710128
Pretty sure Kid Rock is mostly liked by working class folk.

>>134710128
>You need a Working Class Republican to beat her.
an that is exactly the card kid rock will play

kid rock for president 2024

>>134708330
Michigan people realistically what are his chances of winning?

How popular is the current senator?

>>134708330

What's he gonna do with those two shiny buttplugs when he's done eating?

>>134710221

kek

>>134710221
Well done.

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>>134710112
> Maymaying Kid Rock into office will be most enjoyable.

is kid rock /our guy/

>>134710367
Very good. He will win all the Republican vote and niggers in Detroit will vote for him because he's from the D.

>>134708330
>2017
>the year of the shitposters
It's unreal. Literally shitposting your way into office.

>>134710519
>niggers in Detroit will vote for him because he's from the D

They don't think he's a racist? (Not that I do)

Michigander here, if Kid Rock runs, I'll vote for him.

>>134708330
>eating a Burger at night
This alone is what separates the subhuman from the human, normal people don't eat that greasy slob of shit for dinner and shit themselves on the bed afterwards

>>134708330
Just imagine his fundraising capabilities. He can put on a concert instead of traditional fundraising.

>>134710128
Kid Rock is literally Straigh Out Tha Trailer.
Sodomite kike loving whore is finished.

>>134710282
>>134710268
If he does play that card, his chances will go up a lot. I sure hope he does.

She voted against protecting communities through gun rights in 2016, and voted to obstruct against nominating everyone in Trump's cabinet...

She's gonna be in troubllllllllllle.

Kid Rock dishin' keks straight out the trailer park

>>134710692
Just build the wall already Pablo.

He'll win with at least 80% of the votes

>>134708330
Didn't even know they still made Stroh's

>>134710211
It's not really surprising if you think about it. Once these people are exposed to the low IQ masses as the lying snakes they are, it's logical for votes to swing to the next most popular/famous people: entertainment celebrities.

People Magazine confirmed for more influential than NYT.

>>134710692
>normal people don't eat that greasy slob of shit
Sure thing Pancho, which excuses your entire subhuman race from the hog slop you beanbags eat.

I could care less what this white nigger does

>>134710211
"political experience"

Stabenow doesn't seem all bad

>U.S. Sens. Gary Peters and Debbie Stabenow are asking for a meeting with President Donald Trump to talk about jobs and ways to end outsourcing.

http://www.mlive.com/news/index.ssf/2017/07/michigan_us_sens_stabenow_pete.html

>>134710692
Normal people don't shit themselves, subhuman.

>>134708330
Goddamn that dinner is patriotic as fuck. I bet this guy supports our troops almost as much he supports Israel. Probably hates Obummer too. As long as won't raise taxes on rich people, he's got my vote.

*starts singing the national anthem*

>>134710926
Beans are a very cheap good source of protein.

>>134710692
>implying you can afford anything other than """"taco meat""""" AKA chihuahua

Fuck off 3rd world peasant.

>>134708330
**shots fired**

>>134710692
>Shitting yourself from eating a burger
Is this the true power of Liberalism?

>>134711052
Yeah we need more money for ESL classes

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>>134708330

>>134711056
Not a complete protein.

>>134710641
he grew up in the detroit hip hop scene. his first album is unironically called "grit sandwiches for breakfast." anyone that thinks he's racist is just ignorant

>>134710211
Politicians that everyone knows that don't do shit versus people who got rich and famous through their own skills and have a proven track record of helping people even without political power.

Hell, aren't Politicians a relatively new job title considering how governments were first staffed by the people for the people?

>>134711052
>memeflag
Gb2reddit

>>134711010
>Is losing to TV celebrity in a poll
>Moves politics a notch closer to TV celebrity

KID ROCK AND IM THE REAL MCCOY

>>134708330
Well, he just locked in the neet vote with that poverty looking burger.

>>134711052
Murica

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>>134710692
Enjoy picking the cockroach legs from your frijoles, Panchito. Also, why is frijoles in my dictionary...

>>134711128
Amen. I don't give one hot damn what color you are, you could be red, purple, or blue for all I care, just speak friggin english gotnammit.

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>>134711137
>mfw its real

>>134708330
>Is this guy for real?
He was married to Pam Anderson, who met with Assange. I GUARANTEE this is an angle that the dems will run with.

>>134710211

The world needs more wrestlers in positions of power

>>134710692
>Mexico talking about shitting after eating greasy food

Taco gremlin are you fo real? Even your water is notorious for making people shit their pants.

>>134711112
>>134710692
Mexicans aren't used to eating meat, bread, and fresh veggies that aren't covered in lard, so eating a burger messes with their system.

Holy fuck read the comments. Liberals are idiots, he will win.

https://twitter.com/KidRock/status/888502179098656769

>>134709016
tbqh

>>134710211
(((political experience)))

>>134710692
I thought beaners shit in whatever field they were picking?

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>>134710692

>He says as he's the fattest country in the world and known for producing some of the most disgusting street food ever like pic related

>>134710877
They do and they started making it in Detroit again last year. Made it more craft beer-y to be hip with the kids

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>>134710211

>>134708843
>he's gonna shitpost to victory holy fuck

you mean the same way POTUS did?

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>>134708330

>>134710367
He's going to win everyone from Detroit will vote from him which seals the deal because the state's mostly red otherwise and will vote for him

>>134708330
Kid rock is the type of dude I'd love to have a beer with. I think his music is garbage for the most part, but he seems like a good dude. Probobly way smarter than people would think too.

I have to give him credit for a reasonably sized burger

>>134710211
At this point, "political experience" just means "corrupt". The reason people talk about celebrities is because they already have a soapbox to speak from. Bob down the street might be the best candidate possible to lead the nation, but he's got no outlet to share his ideas, and has to worry more about feeding his family.

>>134712215
Why would the Blacks in Detroit vote for him?

>>134708330
*follows @KidRock*

>>134712069
Yer darn tootin

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>>134708330
>Shitposting becomes a popular political technique

The future is looking bright

>>134712355
BECAUSE HE'S FROM THERE.

You don't understand the Detroit pride thing if you're not from the area. It's a common struggle. For real.

>>134712355

Because he's a wigger and rapper?

>>134709016
looks and sounds like a fucking seagull

>>134712355
You think they want some old white bitch?

>>134708330
lel looks like shit, /commonman/

They're also going to unseat that crackpot Fauxcahontas
https://youtu.be/T68TrHO9ff0

>>134711830
The blue checks are starting to come out of the wood work.

>>134711202
+ R I C E

>>134708330
thats the worst burger ive ever seen

>>134711830
>https://twitter.com/KidRock/status/888502179098656769

>Top replies
>Muh heal care

Was Americans literally dying on the street before Obama?

>>134711985
Clearly you haven't tried them or perhaps you haven't prepared them correctly, that snack snd others like fruit with chili are god tier when you're in the scorching heat,it's just a matter of not overdoing it just like anything in life, I eat them maybe twice a month tops. May interest you in trying some of those delicacies?

>>134708330
Fuck yes, Debbie Stabenow is a piece of shit that has been representing Michigan forever. Also; Senator Rock; President Rock

>>134712732
nah it's refined as fuck desu

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>>134710221
after 15+ years I finally found out that it is "radio edit" instead of "radio in it" which never made sense to me.

>>134710692
Your most well known holiday here is based on winning a battle that was only possible due to your filthy water making the French literally shit themselves to death.
The few legionaires that didn't get dysentery had a KD ratio of +20:1.

>>134712322
The whole concept of a (((career politician))) is disgusting. There was a documentary/(((reality))) program on Sky1 once about Eton and it was really eye opening.

>Eton is a public school
>It's pretty secretive desu hence the documentary
>The guy making it catches the eyes of some kid who's about 12 or 13 and starts asking him questions
>"So will you ever be Prime Minister?"
>"Me? Oh, no they wouldn't prep me on being Prime Minister they wouldn't allow that to happen."
>"So who is likely to be leader?"
>Points at some Paki, "[kid's name] is being prepped at the moment, but there's a fallback in case he isn't up to it"
>His face suddenly changes like he's just heard "shut it down" running through his mind
>Refuses to answer anymore questions and walks away

That was about 10 years ago. I wish I could remember any of their names to see where they are now.
Just in case you're wondering just how many potential Prime Ministers have been (((prepped))) at Eton

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Prime_Ministers_of_the_United_Kingdom_by_education

I'm not saying there's a conspiracy or anything, but it's one hell of a pure coincidence.

>>134710367
Stabenow has been a fairly respected person for a while, and at this rate she's pretty much an institution. She's been in politics in Michigan longer than I've been alive.

If anything were going to hurt her, it's the Dems as a whole rather than anything she's done. But people are fed up with the Dems enough that it isn't unrealistic for someone like Kid Rock to win.

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>>134708330
Are you even allowed to post such cheeky things on your internet anymore bong?

>>134710692
>This alone is what separates the subhuman from the human
are u talking about the trump´s wall
>greasy slob of shit
ding! thats how i know you are poor, you probably only eat mcdonalds burgers and shit,
a good homemade hamburguer made with real quality meat is god tier
just stick to burritos pablo ;o)

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I wonder if he's going to wear all his old shiny pimp suits on the Senate floor.

>>134710211
(((god))) has a sense of humour you know. It just gets a little dark for some taste

>>134710759
see
>>134708330

>>134708330
Trumposting his way to victory. Man know a quality, winning plan when he sees it.

>>134711830
Had people on my feed sharing posts bashing him for confederate flag bullshit.

>>134711419
what in goddamn hell

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>>134708330

>Senator Rock

can this timeline get any better?

>>134713988

Yeah, it's almost like elite schools produce fine, quality leaders. The USA used to be run by WASPS who sent their kids to elite boarding schools on the east coast. It's not a conspiracy that you need to go to certain schools to get into to certain universities which will, in turn, allow you to get certain experience and jobs that will greatly help you become a powerful, government official.

Bush jr and Sr. as well Jeb went to Andover.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Phillips_Academy_alumni

these schools are pipelines for the established. These elite boarding schools are what made me like America so much but not so much anymore. Realized meritocracy isnt what determines success in most cases

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>>134710128
Kid Rock
- provides jobs with his brewery
- provides jobs with his music/entertainment
- great on self defense, gun
- great on free speech
- cares about Michigan
- honest about himself, no bullshit
- pro-America
- anti-globalist
- intelligent, a surprise to many of you
- not a communist

Stabenow
- anti-self defense, guns
- wastes money
- watches Michigan crumble for 17 years

A pile of rocks would have more positives than a democrat or globalist republican. A pile of stocks doesn't pass laws to destroy your rights and money.

>>134712455
>>134712554
>>134712640
I know the Detroit struggle, but the power of gibs compels them

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>>134714847
>*stocks=rocks

>>134714847
>- provides jobs with his brewery
Off topic, and I definitely respect anything that creates jobs and promotes local industry, but his beer is shit. And I really want to like it, too, but I just can't.

>>134712296
>Kid rock is the type of dude I'd love to have a beer with

This is how bush 2 became president

>>134712650
Oh shit, this guy invented email?!
This is truly an amazing time to be alive!

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>>134709016
That fat ugly bitch criminal and her husband or ex h, has stolen too many years of our money. Kid will take her down so fast they wont know what hit them! Ordering cases of popcorn.

>>134710128
is this a joke? Kid Rock the epitome of Working Class Michigan.
This song is drilled into every michiganders head and gives them the feels.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwIGZLjugKA

>>134714262
It takes more than this. It involves appealing to the union workers in ways Trump did.

>>134708330
At this rate he wont need any help from us.

>>134710211
"actual politicians" are just celebrities who get paid directly through your tax money.

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>1st debate
>D bitch introduces herself
>Bawitdaba starts building up in the background
>Mr. Rock walks out shirtless except for a white pimp coat
>Grabs mic
>My name is KIIIIIIIIIIIID
>Jumps up
-KID ROCK!-
>All the swing voters are drinking cheap beer and dancing
>Dirtbikers fly out of nowhere
>Election called off, Dem concedes defeat and becomes a truck stop lot-lizard
Happen plox

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>>134710692
>has a "water" supply that is notorious for making people shit their guts out
>calls other people out for shitting the bed

Taco nigger please.

>>134708330
I didn't think it was real until I saw a random post on the front page of leddit today outing him as a rich kid who grew up in a mansion
Clearly planted info, they scared now

>>134715939
Pyrotechnic explosions, monster trucks, and "I am a real American" begins to play

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>>134710128
Put the vibrator down and tell your biyfriend to go to the other room to clean up. My 89 yr old mom loves her but not going to red pill her nor havent even though she is still there. The oldies vote for her and the anti fas and the free shit army will vote for her and porch no jobbers and fatsos. We will dominate and red pill with the truth. She has some skeletons!

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>>134715308
I'll try it once it rolls out to other states. Tastes vary. Their first line looks to be solely competing with the Coors/Buds/PBR of the world which makes sense. They'll probably refine it and expand the line.

>>134715735
>rips off skynyrd
>rhymes "things" with "things"

Rural and suburban retards, ladies and gentlemen

>>134713988
Was it not about Harrow?
Or am I missing one?

>>134715939
did you suddenly have an entire vision of this scenario in your mind before you typed it, or did you slowly make it up one line at a time?
lately it seems like everyone is capable of astonishing bursts of creativity, and i used to be able to do it too, but it seems so out of reach now
i am worried i have a degenerative neurological condition

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>>134710367
Winner! He will win! Perfect person to continue to stop the political bullsht circus that has been going on soo long

>>134715939
https://youtu.be/kw8vy4Xs0fU

>>134710211
Career politicians were the swamp, and for some reason no matter how many times we tell people, they don't get it.

>>134708939

They start shipping end of july faggot. It even says so on the site.

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>>134712836
>perhaps you haven't prepared them correctly

Prepared them correctly? You open a bag of chips.

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MY KID IS A

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>>134716353
t. Communist

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NIGGGGGGGGGG!

>>134708330
What brand of beer is that? Fucking cursive

>>134717019
https://www.brewbound.com/news/pabst-inks-deal-produce-strohs-beer-brew-detroit
>Stroh’s beer was first brewed in Detroit in 1850. Stroh’s Bohemian-style Pilsner is a classic that earned the highest awards at the World’s Fair in Chicago in 1893. The new Stroh’s Bohemian-style Pilsner is inspired by a Stroh’s recipe from the late 1800’s.

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>>134710692

Go die in some semi-trailer easy bake oven in a texas walmart parking lot, you stupid bean nigger. Have you seen what happens to your fucking gargoyle women that make it into our country from mexino and eat something other than dirt for the first time?

Here's a (you) and best wishes on not turning up headless in a mass grave somewhere.

>>134716959
Black vote confirmed.

>>134710211
theres no politician school. taking a commerce degree so you can drink every night, not attend class and still get A's is not exactly a high bar. most dont even have that. majority are just local people that were in positions of public interest. many were major parts of volunteer work for school and sports, in particular, like football, hockey, baseball, etc. local news and radio are big too. lots of connection, public figures that are 'likeable' going in get more votes. no one cares about policies or politics when it comes to "democracy". you have to fuck up pretty bad not to get elected in majority of elections. higher end politics is entirely money based with few exceptions. you can usually buy an election so long as you arent completely fucking retarded.

as for kid rock, he has a lot of political experience already. he is heavily involved in many fund raising and political movements. better candidate than most once you look past the music videos.

>>134708330
Why does he a have a childsize hamburger? What a faggot, what the hell.

>>134717482

Because not everyone needs to eat large meals to feel good about themselves.

>>134717274
Savaged

>>134708330
Looks like a shitty burger you got there.

Try getting a real burger next time faggot.

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>>134714847
Case closed.

>>134711052
BOOMER NATIONALISM FTW PATRIOT

What the fuck is wrong with you people? Kid rock is not a good musician, let alone politician.
Eat shit, you kek frog fucks.

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>>134716420
It's a vision based on his performance with some variations added afterwards. See
>>134716675

The creativity lessening is an effect from too much passive entertainment. Too much TV and media dulls your mind no question. I have felt the same thing you're talking about, which is why most TV physically disgusts me now. You need to use your mental factors to build and maintain them. Read a book or ideally do something which requires creative thinking.

It's much more satisfying for your soul, TV and social media can only satisfy you how a cigarette satisfies an addict.

>>134717327
>blacks
>vote.
nigger please

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Daily reminder this guy channels Moloch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xY9QPfhZ5c

>>134717541
You have to admit the burger is tiny, looks like some yuppie shit

>>134717648
>The Absolute States of America
What the fuck is even happening there anymore?

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>>134708330
DEBBIE'S GONNA FREAK

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>>134717798
who makes these vaporwave aesthetic images?
and who decided to label them with the word "vaporwave"?
I've never seen a thread where OC like this was being encouraged to be created, it all just seemed to appear from nowhere one day
are these images coming from users of a different site?

>>134717744
He is /ourguy/ so that is the difference

It'll be nice to have another tank with high resistances who likes skinny hot adult women to soak up some damage from the pedofile paladins in the fake news.

By 2005 Michael Moore had two books out, both admittedly pretty pretty awful, but he did steal some ideas and research from some good authors. He had one original idea that even as the retarded kid I was back then struck me as remarkably fucking stupid:

Oprah running for elected office.

>>134710367
I lived in MI for a some time years ago. Michigan went red for Trump because everyone hates career politicians. Debbie is just that and the people hate her, the only reason she wibs is blacks vote straight D in elections.

But even blacks are starting to get sick of the same old shit. They just elected a white mayor a little while back for the first time in like 40 years.

Kid Rick is very pro-Michigan/Detroit and goes to all the games and owns businesses that only sell Made in MI products. The people love him.

Add in the fact that republicans turn up more in these elections, Kid Rock will not only win, but by double digits.

>>134710692
Shouldn't you be baking with your fellow squats in a cargo truck?

>>134711137
Fuck, how many retards are gonna go in there, see Robert Ritchie on the ballot, get confused because it doesn't say kid rock, and either write that in or just give up

Ah yes debbie stabmenow.

>>134719557
He could put it on the ballot, usually it has a little description next to his name.

>>134717798
i commented on your image before reading your post, sorry
i don't watch TV, all i do is read threads all day
all i do is sit on my ass all day, click links, and read as much as i can from as many random sources as i can from sunrise to sundown
i'm hoping it's just sleep apnea preventing my brain from ever running its proper defrag procedures and that i can get a CPAP machine to try
can you believe they require a prescription to buy one of those? are you fucking kidding me? i have to jump through hoops to buy this motherfucking thing?
i'm waiting until i move before i get tested, because the sleep clinics in west michigan are all rated 1 star by old people angry that they are on the verge of death due to the clinic's incompetence, meanwhile the ones i looked at in Texas are all rated 5 stars and full of positive reviews
i think all docs work that way, higher pay draws the good ones to bigger cities, so the shit ones are all that's left in mid sized cities and podunk towns
i worked hard to become wealthy last year but i am worried i permanently messed up my brain by abusing stimulants during that time so i could focus on my work
i'm also developing a full on case of depersonalization/derealization disorder, or whatever it's called
being an anon all day might be getting to me
not sure why i am shitting up the thread with my blog post
i guess only God knows why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DQup4hd1_o

>>134712424
Presidential debates are going to be fucking amazing. People will watch that shit like the superbowl for a change.

>>134708330
Based Stroh's

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>>134718307

think he spirit cooks?

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>>134718656
you brought this upon yourselves when you awakened an ancient chaos god

>>134710935
Wow. Really made me think, I think I want to get #StabbedNow

http://archive.is/ZnOHE

>Rap-rock was what people wanted at the time, and they still love those songs at shows. But it turned into a lot of bullshit and it turned out to be pretty gay… If someone says you can’t say “gay” like that you tell them to go fuck themselves. You’re not going to get anything politically correct out of me.

this guy is great

Michigan baby here. I'm ready for kid rogk

>>134719934
absolutely

Debbie Spenditnow

>>134720003
but Kid Rock supports Moloch: >>134718307

>>134711311
>rich and famous through their own skills
[citation needed]

>>134716353
found the hipster faggot.

>>134710128
>She is to well liked here
Fuck off ohio.

>>134708330
i'll fuck you blind
i'll fuck you blind bitch
till you just can't see no more

>>134717482
>>134717621
>the shillposting has started early

>>134713988
Bear Grylls was from eton.

>>134717482
Looks like a pretty standard home-made burger from pre-formed patties from the grocery store

>>134720119
>>134718307

the question is whether nu/pol/ thinks being associated with creepy blood magick cults is negative in white trash celebs that upset liberals or just democratic leaders.

are there any other moloch worshippers that market to rednecks? I want to know who the next alt-right superstar is gonna be.

>>134720152
right now you are only put off by the vague word "bullgod"
but watch the actual video, it's much worse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6JmRVW6wQo

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>>134717019

>>134720920

>pre-formed patties

m-my name is k-kiid

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>>134708330
>tfw non-americans will never know how great our country really is compared to their Orwellian shit holes

Feels real good man. Anything is possible if we can elect Kid Rock.

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>>134720997
end of video

>>134721109
I'm really not sure what you're trying to say

>>134718824
ur a fucking autist.

>>134721222
>that ID
>those digits

What does this mean?

>>134708330
>not vegan

has my vote

>>134716597
>electing clowns to stop the circus
It's just crazy enough to work.

>>134712069
What a fucking stupid question

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>>134721868
the powers of ikkhmyee and kek flow through kid rock

>>134721233
begone pizzafags

>>134708330
>keeping your butt plugs on the dinner table
Have a little class, please.

>>134710211
Well-known rich people were, with few exceptions, the ones to dominate politics in all ages. Do you think we have evolved beyond that, faggot?

>>134708330

he needs to get another midget to go on stage with him around the country.

everybody loves a midget

>>134710128
fuck stabbeninback GOP is gonna kill her

>>134714031
>She's been in politics in Michigan longer than I've been alive.


found the problem right there GO KID ROCK

>>134722231
ayyyy

>>134708330

Pretty fucking weak there, Kid.

>>134710692
>all the triggered amerifats replying to this post

L M A O

This is great. Instead of 52 Republicans who can't do shit in the Senate, we could have 53. We're fucking saved.

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HE ALREADY WEARS ADIDAS!!! alliance with russia here we come!!

>>134713399
Say it with me, Senator Rock

>>134708330

Oh no, I live in MI. People here are really stupid and shitty, he will win, NO.

>>134715939
>Dem concedes defeat and becomes a truck stop lot-lizard


MY SIDES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>134722122
>it was her turn
begone hillary you have no power here

>>134709912
Fuck ya that's so great to hear

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>>134708330
>Donald Trump shitposts his way into the Oval Office and the annals of history
>Now Kid Fucking Rock (who I admit I'm surprised has enough teeth left for corn on the cob) is poised to do the same

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>>134710692
You cannot even drink the fucking water in your own country you subhuman.

>>134708330
>That shitty burger with shitty store bought buns.
0/10.

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the current Governor of Texas endorses him

>>134722482
kys liberal piece of resist shit.

Kid Rock is a legitimate manchild.
Went to Download festival in 2008 in UK and he chucked a huge hissyfit because he couldn't get his own personal portaloo. The absolute madman didn't end up playing.

>>134710692
Don't eat the pork in Mexico.
It gave my friend worms in the brain.

Your food is fucking garbage, people shit in buckets for Christ sake.

Don't let La Llorona catch you while jumping the border you fuck.

>>134722482
Tell me one good thing Debbie Stabenow has ever done for you

THREE FOOT NINE WITH A TEN FOOT

>>134716353
>Rips off lynard skymnard
Those are samples you dunce

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>>134720997
>"what up, every impressionable high school kid in america in 1998"
>"it's me, that guy whose music you unavoidably hear everywhere you go"
>"car ride? grocery store? schoolbus? that's me on the radio"
>"you have conversation with your friends and music comes up? thats right man, they all know about me, and they all like me because i'm the new thing"
>"you better like me too or your friends will think you're fucking weird man"
>"they'll stop talking to you, and you'll have to sit at the loser's table at lunch and get your shit kicked in by football team"
>"so listen to my music and enjoy it, that's right, good boy"
>"now watch my videos too and learn how a real man lives his life"
>"that's right kiddo, i shoot heroin in the bathroom"
>"this is what life is all about bro, just do drugs like me man, you'll fucking love it and probably become rich too, like me"
>"wouldn't your mom or dad turn off the tv if this video was so bad? do drugs bro"
>millions of naive white kids proceed to dance to the tune of this judas goat and destroy their own lives
>19 years later
>"i am the pinnacle of conservative values, vote for me"

>>134723000
still though, defend rhyming 'things' with 'things'

What a shitty burger

>>134719266
Michigan went red because of Trump's stance on the working class and NAFTA.

>>134723133
>better vote for Stabby Now instead
really activated my almonds

amd he wears fedoras, come on reddit plebs GET 2 WERK CHOP CHOP

>>134710935
>could

Should have said 'couldn't' you fucking retard

>>134723231
What? I don't even know who she is. Not American, don't give a shit

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https://twitter.com/stabenow/status/885261085795897345

>>134716353
I didn't think the shitlib buttsalt could get any better after Trump, but it looks like Kid Rock will make it happen.

>>134720920

Dude, it's fucking Kid Rock, the man owns a burger press to get the perfect size, shape and weight to fit the bun you need.

Even the common man can purchase one for about $10. These things aren't rare.

>>134722991

Debbie Stabenow has made lots of conservatives very angry, and continues to keep conservatives angry.

>>134723133
He didnt

>>134711830
He is going to fucking win. The exact same shit as Trump to a T. "He is only successful and rich because his daddy was, pretending to be hardworking loser", "This is a joke lmao, do it and run. I dare you". He is going to fucking win and they will absolutely lose it. The Nigs are 100% voting for this guy and same with the white trash. He will also get a fair share of the middle class and some upper who are doing it for the lulz or just blindly check all R. There is a reason they are already after him. It is fucking hilarious. They are about to piss themselves if in 2018 Dems lose even more seats. If one of those seats is to Kid Rock. I think the left might commit suicide. Like either mass suicide or they will truly try to seceed in places like California and be crushed by Trump's army. It would be the Pinnacle of life.

>>134723100
This.
If you idiots are looking for a candidate who isn't a white trash fucktard who openly advocated destroying your own livelihood, this isn't it.

>>134722993
I'M AN AMERICAN BADASS, WATCH ME KICK, YOU CAN ROLL WITH ROCK OR YOU CAN radio edit

>>134710692
in what socioeconomic class do you belong?

>>134723428
I asked him to. Also it was a joke you sperg

>>134710211
I’d prefer a pet rock to some of the swamp things we currently have

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>>134709991
If you were a yankee, you wouldn't live in Michigan.

>>134723333
yaaay she will fight for us :3
i'm with her :3
this is my fight song :3
take back my life song :3

>>134723443
Implying they won't run Jay Z or Beyoncé in a nigger city

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>>134723422
So, literally nothing then ? If Kid Rock gets elected pretty sure the GOP will shit themselves too when they realize non-politicians will start winning more elections.

>>134710692
>he says as he eats his 20th tortilla of the day

>>134711985
only the lower classes eat that discusting shit

TMZ already shilling for him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs5vLRheXGg

>>134723644
A pretty awful one if eating a cheeseburger makes him shit his own bed. Probably used to drinking paleo-vegan health shakes and calling that dinner...

>>134723333

>(((Stabenow)))

No thanks.

>>134710211
i think it's more about the fact that people have realized politicians are shit. They lie, cheat, steal, many of them are objectively unintelligent, many of them get put in positions where they're responsible for things they have no experience with, so any political experience they may have isn't even being utilized.

Politics is nothing more than understanding how certain systems work on some level, and being able to follow guidelines and work within an established system. The bar is low.

With how ineffective so many politicians are I don't even care anymore, lets shake things up, bring on these non-political celebrities and see what happens. Most people think that Schwarzenegger did a passable job in California, or at least no worse than any other governor would have done, and this is a guy who spent his life using steroids, lifting weights, and making dumb action movies.

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>>134723769
Is idiocracy actually going to happen?

>>134710692
>saying U.S. citizens are subhuman
just keep reassuring yourself that pablo

>>134723100
i had 3 friends who died from heroin
could kid rock's subtle influence have been the gateway to them ever considering trying it in the first place?
i don't know because i can't ask them because they're dead

>>134722376
>fuckwit brit
>doesn't realize that Mexican food is greasier than American food
FUCKIN LOL AHMED

>>134708330
I am very disappointed in his shitty dinner and also the butt plug salt and pepper shakers he's got.

>>134723933
The world will have fascist uprisings before it gets too degenerate. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03Scv1Styzc

>>134723993
The triggered americans are still replying

More bun than burger.

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>>134723100

>What is performance art?
>What is a stage persona?
>What is real about the entertainment industry?

2/10 fresh outta hecks, anything's better than another deep blue political hack profiting off of keeping MI crumbling for the last 20 years

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>>134723723
I love a song that makes me feel like a strong woman.

He still needs to file his p/w. only a few days left

>>134723911
This. We've been electing fucktards just for party reasons and none of them do anything. If they think talking like a spineless bastard is enough to carry them then they will keep losing.

>>134716675
i miss kid rock's midget ;_;

>>134724082
Kid Rock is a degenerate, its not a persona

>>134723708
>supports a 50 year old man who unironically uses a nigger moniker
>feels like he belongs in dixie

this checks out

>>134710692
>the retarded spic who has fucking refried beans as a dietary staple is critiquing other people's food choices
You can't make this up.

>>134716353
i wonder if liberals have the self awareness that when they insult the people who beat them they end up insulting themselves.

>>134710367

I live in the same city as Kid Rock and have run into him a couple times. He's pretty down to earth and no one makes a big deal about him.

I think his chances are pretty damn good.

Fucking media loves Stabenow. I wince every time she comes up in a story on 950am because you can tell they love her.
> Over ten years ago, I emailed her about some issue (don't recall what it was) and got the most canned response ever that was basically "I care about the needs of constituents and will be addressing your concerns." It could not have been an auto-reply because the reply came days later. Fuck her.

But, I think Rock could beat her easily.

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>>134711606
Ms Elizabeth would've been the best first lady in the history of first ladies

>>134723333
Nice get
>Stabmenow

>>134711830
Why do (((blue check marks))) think that sarcastic insults on twitter help their cause? They're are people on there little calling him white trash and acting like they don't know who he is. This goes into why they always lose.

>>134724231

>muh degenawacy

It's Michigan, dude.

>>134723846
or living the tortilla diet

>>134724231
Fucking watch this and then make your judgment of the man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmEPITo2ZjA

>>134708843
this, unironically

>>134724433
Id vote for John Cena if I could. Top guy.

>>134711606
What are your credentials sir? Could you pop off a quick DDT for us or perhaps a nice Suplex?

>Isn't this interview for a local political office?

Exactly sir, we're just gonna need to see an armbar at least

>>134724500
Hey, I don't really care about degeneracy either, I just assumed you were one of those anti-degeneracy /pol/ types
>>134724563
Interviews mean shit

>>134724627
It's an especially good interview.

>>134724082
>it's just a prank bro

>>134715939
We gotta meme this shit inta reality

>>134724433
>Miss Elizabeth

>Died at the age of 42, from what the medical examiner listed as "acute toxicity", brought on by a mix of painkillers and vodka.

Damn.

>>134708330

based

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>>134723933
it already happened
we're crashing this government
with no survivors
KID ROCK 2018
Make America Redneck Again

>>134708330

Is this going to make Rock and roll popular again? Are whites going to reclaim their rightful throne as masculine sex idols

>>134710211
>>134708330
You say that know but you're going to rage when goerge clooney, oprah and other liberal celebrities start running. This might hurt your feelings but you know this will happen.

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>>134724627

It's honestly irrelevant, he's not running on legalizing heroin or instituting mandatory sacrifices to some faggy meme god conspiracy flavor of the week the CIA cooked up to keep the autists here spinning their wheels on.

If he can demonstrate even a modicum of anything but business as usual for MI, he should be considered, the current formula isn't working

>>134711830

>> Some random "comedian" responds to a tweet with some retarded ad-hominem sarcastic shit.
>>Faggots reply saying that he won the argument

I swear I hate twitter for this kind of liberal circlejerking, fucking faggots can't even crack some real banter, just some kiddie shit I heard from middle school autistic children

>Trump 2 terms
>senator kid rock 2018
>president kid rock 2024

Ultimate meme country pls happen

>>134724911
hes a rapper

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>>134708330

>>134723933
>going to

Politicians are incompetent, stupid, and corrupt. I'm all for them getting replaced by shitposting memers.

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>>134723333
........I really hope she loses.

>>134710367
Stabenow won by over a million votes in 2012, but President Obama had coattails that year.

Kid Rock could win in the midterms, but it depends on Trump. If he shits the bed, then it's an easy Dem Hold.

>>134708330
DONT LET THE IMPORTANT THREADS SLIDE!!!

>>134724715
>>134724715
>>134724715

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purchased. will wear in public.

>>134723443
What a time to be alive.

>>134712836

This entire post is sad. So fucking sad.

>>134724952
not necessarily liberals have been working up the whole "we're much more educated and composed than you are thus electing celebrities to govern is irresponsible" angle since Arnie or hell Reagan if they elect a celebrity now it means they can't high horse themselves anymore at least with regards to that topic in particular

>>134711311
Politicians are worse than "don't do shit". Politicians do downright evil shit like start unjust expensive wars that kill and displace millions.

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>>134724952
they'll be running alright

>>134708330
Kid Rock is going to do serious damage to our side

You don't want white nigger culture representing us

>>134708330
Fuck Stabenow. These secretary of state cunts were revoking drivers licenses not for driving related issues, but because of other factors, involving this fist fucked states attempts at wringing money out of its citizens. I got thrown in jail for a parking ticket awhile back, one that had the notice sent to the wrong address. There is no commonality between these government fucks and reality. They fuck us with outrageous property taxes, fuel taxes, income taxes, sales taxes. You can't even go hunting without some asshole chasing you through the woods with a ticket book.

His "fuck tank is on E"

>>134725619
>muh PR
hello 2014

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>>134724599
"What?! No I don't want pictures of a naked 10 year old!!"
>Has staff bring in table
> Bodyslams Globalist on sed table
Truly I could die happy if something like that transpired.

>>134725704
If we don't stand for a positive change in culture then what's the point. Kid Rock is a shit head loser.

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>>134714080
>134710692#
>This alone is what separates the subhuman from the human
>are u talking about the trump´s wall

>>134725657
>You can't even go hunting without some asshole chasing you through the woods with a ticket book.

Mother fucker have I been there. I fought the FWC for months over a case I had nothing to do with, I was just hunting near a guy that got in trouble. Bastards made my life a living hell (or at least tried to).

>>134725854
>Kid Rock is a shit head loser.

and life long scum bag professional politicians are?

>>134725854
I understand your point, but the change is happening, it's glacial in size, but also in speed. You need a few major wins like these as a spark.

>>134722986
>>134722986
>>134722986
new thread

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seems like a stand up guy †bh

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>>134724215
RIPIP Joe C.

>>134720997
Moloch BTFO, Kid Rock is the true Bull God!

>>134723973
your friends were fucking idiots if they took heroin because of kid rock

>>134725983
They are brain dead. God help us all. They've lost their minds. They have set the bar of accountability unreasonably high for the public, but keep it around the ankles for themselves. And then these government liberals wonder how Trump won Michigan, well I'll tell you what, it wasn't the Russians, it was these infernal over-reaching government cock suckers pissing off the population.

>>134711606
so you want literally the thing that happens in the movie Idiocracy?
>President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGUNPMPrxvA
and i can get a hummer at Starbucks, too?

...sign me up.

>>134723911
Arnold is pretty aryan though, he speaks like 5 languages. Why be such a hater?