Im an atheist, convert me to christhianity

>>134701538
Go actually read the New Testament instead of relying on what other people told you

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We can't convert you. You have to be able to accept Christ into your heart for yourself.
If you just want to larp, go put on a Templar flag and Vultpost

>>134701538
fuck off we're full
t. heaven

>>134701538
No. Atheism is the way.

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>Put soap in dishwasher
>Turn on dishwasher
>Come back a few hours later
>Dishes are clean
>Soap has vanished

Atheists CANNOT explain this miracle.
Given these facts, why would you be an atheist?

>>134701538
get a woman pregnant and watch her give birth while on DMT

>>134701690
Are you crazy? Nothing created more atheists than reading the bible. There is a reason why catholics don't want to translate it.

>>134701959
didn't read the christianity part. But you will be religious (in what ever way) after it

>>134701952
>Atheists CANNOT explain this miracle.
Soap faries, motherfucker. They eat soap and in return for snacks clean your dishes. The fuck do you teach in school in burgerland?

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>>134701538
Go fuck yourself

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>>134701952
>Atheists CANNOT explain this miracle.
>Given these facts, why would you be an atheist?
you live with yo momma you fag

>>134702028
this
/thread
OP is a fag.

>>134702289
this is not bait, I actually want you to convert me

>>134701952
With these facts,i would say that the soap has dissolved and cleaned the dishes.
But if you say you have no brain at all then I would question on what the fuck am I looking at to begin with and not understand your question.

in short; shit/10 scenario

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>>134702193
Lmao they teach us the TRUTH
God was made the earth in SEVEN DAYS
ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND STEVE
Fuck off with your pagan shit

>>134702392
>>134702446
Okay, Mr. smarty pants atheist, I've got another one for you:

How can atheist god be the real god when mommy says that Jesus loves me very very much? Keep in mind that mommy would NEVER lie to me and that I am her special boy.

I will await your "rebuttal"

>>134702392
ITT; cringed
Clean it nasty fuck

>>134701538
99% of atheists are obnoxious liberal, marxists fag enablers.

>>134702647
Can't even anwser this because of how non-understandable it is.
I'm Agnostic btw.

>>134703140
*sigh* looks like I have to dumb it down for you. And here I thought atheists were smart!

>Atheists say God isn't real and that their god is
>Mommy says that Jesus loves me very very much
>Mommy would never lie to me
>I am her special boy

Atheists BTFO by my mom lol

>>134701690
Other atheist. I have, multiple times.

>>134703406
>Atheists say God isn't real and that their god is
>Atheists having a god
>an ideology where it lacks of belief has a deity of worship

Shitty bait m8,beyond retardation. have a (You)

It is impossible to be a truly moral person without the fear of god and eternal consequences, i.e heaven/hell. Of course people know murder is wrong, but for example mercy/monogamy arent inherently considered moral/immoral. Humans need a unified objective moral code, and the bible is the best there currently is.

Also, atheists are always miserable. You try to find spiritual truth in mere matter, whereas the spirit of Christ transcends this earthly realm. Open your heart to Jesus (i know its cliche, but really). If you simply let your pride go for one minute you would hear the bells, brother.

Also search up Jordan Peterson, and God Bless

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>>134702428
You want to believe, or you want someone to make an argument? The latter is stupid. Make your own decisions. Actual faith is between yourself and God.

If you die in your sins, you're going to Hell. It's just that simple. The only atonement God will accept is that of His Son Jesus Christ.

>>134705419
>>134705540
It's a FREE gift, just gotta call Him today!
It's toll free I believe.

Time is running out!

>>134702289
Good answer. Praise Kek and go kill a christian. Also a muslim, for karma sake

All religion is placebo.

>>134701538
There you go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tBqdKGiqnI

>>134702428
Go cut your throat and you can see which God is real. Praise kek

>>134705540
You're so stupid it's almost not worth commenting.

>>134708162
Call me whatever, doesn't bother me. You will meet your Maker after death. That of course doesn't bother you cus you're sooooo smart. lol