What is the one true religion, /pol/?

>>134693989
Atheism.

Kitties, Bubs

>>134693989

Catholicism.

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Well that depends, can you go fuck yourself?

>>134693989
there is no one true religion. all religion is a perversion of true spirituality. you are an interdimensional being that transcends time and space, but you're also stupid. you have a bad memory (cosmically speaking) and you're highly susceptible to the influence (psychically speaking) of other cosmic entities "vibes".

as far as which one of the major ones professes the tenets that are most close to the truth that your own spirit inherently vibrates at, it's christianity. there's also a lot of truth to the mythology of christianity. but it's still only half right (like there's nothing wrong with touching yourself at night, for example) and the organized aspects of it are only outlets for evil malignant entities to exercise their control over your being

Mix of Methodism and Voodoo

>>134695581
this is a good post

purge your mind of the illusion of knowledge then study various religions. they all start to rhyme the more you read of them.

the rest is up to you.

You know that answer, goy

>>134693989
The Church of 1 post by this ID

>>134693989
since judiasm and islam are pretty much plagues, christianity is the cure

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>>134693989
Christianity. It's God according to God. Everything else is God according to sandniggers.

>>134693989
nobody knows

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>>134697378


This right here

>>134693989
You can choose between Christianity and Islam

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>>134693989
The only winning move is not to play.

>>134697370
>since x+1 isn't right and x+2 isn't right it must be x+3
>Canadian education

>>134693989
Reason and secular self discipline (meditation/exercise).

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>>134699393
leddit tier cringe

>>134693989

Realism.

>>134693989
none of the above
none of the below

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The Eristic Principle is the only true religeon.

Hail Eris! All hail Discordia!

>>134693989
>Knock knock
Fuck off, Bubbles

Get in drunk and stond ofcors

>>134693989
Talos

>>134693989
suicide (it really shows you the truth)

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>>134693989
The Imperial Cult.

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>>134693989
SORTING YOURSELF OUT

>>134693989
Buddhism, because it's almost not like a religion; you can be whatever you want and do as you please because there is only on life, and everyone deserves to be happy. There's no after, only here and if you do stupid shit most likely you'll end fucked.