>> From what I know I have English, Scottish, and Danish on my Mother's side.
>> Father's side is Swiss-German
>> Recently discovered my last name is Yiddish
>> Recently realized that my great grandparents had a very Jewish last name
>> I have brown hair and dark brown eyes
>> My family is all Christian, and no one ever talks of Jewish ancestry, but the more I explore the more evidence I find.
Recently I've become very interested in my heritage. Been thinking about getting testing from either Ancestry, 23 and Me, or both. However, with some of the discoveries I've recently made, I'm very nervous that I will discover something I won't like.
If I find out that I'm heavily Jewish, should I just go ahead and off myself? Will I be of no use to the movement?
>>134666217
Never get your DNA tested. You give away - in perpetuity - your rights. When they can tie your DNA to health, criminal risks? They will. Don't give them the ammo.
>>134666217
I Did ancestry like 4 fucking months ago and I'm still waiting for the results
>>134666482
Time to be a pain in their ass and ask for a refund. Don't they say it takes 4-8 weeks? 12+ is way too long.
>>134666890
Yup I was just thinking that when I saw the thread. I keep meaning to call them but my job flying airplanes keeps getting in the way
Yeah 4-6 weeks or some shit
>>134666217
Jews steal names to blend in.
Take for example, alfred rosenberg, prominent nazi. He had no jewish ancestry.
>>134666217
just look at the Nuremberg laws aka one grandparent is fine.
>>134666217
None of those people look like yids
Not that many yiddish Swiss either, you're probably good.
>>134666217
>If I find out that I'm heavily Jewish, should I just go ahead and off myself?
I've been Jewish my whole life like 75% ethnic Jew and I feel just fine, not suicidal at all.
I've found my surname in Jewish genealogy books and I can confirm having absolute zero Jewish relatives or lineage
>>134666217
>If I find out that I'm heavily Jewish, should I just go ahead and off myself?
Yes.
>>134668330
Don't listen to this faggot, I would be hard shekkels that more /pol/acks than Jews are suicidal.
>>134667848
These aren't my actual ancestors. Just grabbed it off google.
>>134667241
bollocks
>>134666217
befriend jews and be a double agent then :^)