Soon in the UK you will be able to pick your gender on a whim

go into sports identifiying as women and absolutely dominate all divisions

>>134634746
My gender is swinging dick

>>134634746
>I'm a female, give me government grants.
>Thanks for the grants, I'm a man now.
Let that shit come to America, you can get government grants as a single woman for business, college, and fucking buying a home.

Do it motherfucker, do it, my name will be Susan Summers and I will take full fucking advantage.

>>134634849
Your real name is Varg. I see you!

>>134634800
This. Apply for female scollarships too

>>134634903
You wanna come buy a house with me Nazi Flag? You can be Susan Summers as well, we can both get gov grants, buy homes, and then become men again and sell the dumb fucking things.

>>134634746
teen high school boys everywhere salivating at the posibilities

>>134634746
"women's" sport

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I IDENTIFY AS A MEAT POPSICLE STOP OPPRESSING ME SHITLORDS

Larp as a woman to get liberal grads. If you don't get them sue for discrimination and ask even more.

>>134634849
Gobment gibs is a good one.

Also child custody battles, could you identify as a woman and have equal chance at getting custody of your child?

What about court cases, women always get lesser sentences if they get a custodial sentence at all, switching from male to female before the case goes to court should ensure less jail time.

In divorce if you identify as a woman you should get equal split, unlike now where women get to take everything.

>>134634746
Good to see the UK government is tackling the really important issues facing the country

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>>134634746

Nothing surprises me anymore

>Indentify as something outrageous.
>Make a point to bring it up every time possible.
>Shit up the system with complaints about discrimination.
>Sue as many people and organisations as possible.
>Watch the system crumble.
Still, might be cool to legally indentify as attack helicopter for a while.

>>134634746
Ok I sort of understand gay marriage but this is going way too fucking far and I seriously hope there's still some common sense left in the rest of the world that they won't follow this delusional behavior.

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>>134635227
mfw these are important bong issues
>also mfw these are important bong issues

>>134634746
One of my favorite types of porn is women being filmed taking a dump in a public restroom. Due to the abundance of staged japanese voyeurs and the presence of hidden cams in virtually every bathroom/outhouse in eastern europe, I can only really get off to western american toilet voyeurs. Because of the risk and consequences in getting caught, it is quite the rare form of porn, and I look forward to seeing it explode in the coming years when men can just waltz into the women's room and camp inside a middle stall.

You'll also get into college easier and get better treatment. And then you will also get hired fast. But seriously. If you dudes start larping like that on a mass scale you will beat sjw's at their own game and people will wake up to sjw insanity.

>>134635358
I think its only male and female not helicopters.

Still good idea for suing people who dont take your new gender change seriously. Free money

>go into woman's changing rooms
It's okay I'm a woman right now

Kill me

>>134635479
Hello you are saying there are only two genders?
That sounds like a lawsuit right there my man.

>>134635479
It's also a clever solution to ending the "gender pay gap"
>Oh shit, men are out-earning women at our company and we're about to get sued for discrimination! James and Charles, you need to transition right away!

>>134635728
HAHAHAHAHA.The wage gap will stop existing because of men larping as women.

>>134635998
Men can change to woman and refuse to do all of the labour work men currently do. Watch the country collapse and burn. Refuse to collect bins, refuse to build houses, refuse to fix the roads

This will be glorious

I can't wait to see men who larp as women divorcing women who larp as men and getting alimony and child support. We should meme this into existence.