ITT: movies that would never be released in [CURRENT YEAR]

>tfw gone too soon

>>134629190
Blazing Saddles and The Producers would probably russle some jimmies.

What's the movie where they think they're filming a movie in the jungle and one of the guys is in black face.

>>134630425

Tropic Thunder?

>>134630794
Yes! Thank you.

>>134630425
That movie jewy liberal as all fuck. The whole joke is how fucked up it is that thry thought black face was ok, and how a white actor thinks he can act "black" for the sake of method acting.
And it only came out like 10 years ago or something.

Go fucking rake yourself faggot.

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>>134629190
>>134629646
>vulgar movies made by jews
>not allowed today

Nigga what.

>>134631363
Britain, never go full retard

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Glad they got rid of these problematic films. Bit racist tbqh fampire

>>134629646
Blazing Saddles is a study in how racism is ok when Jews do it.

>>134629190
This was a great movie.

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>>134629190

>>134632337
What, why?

Not a movie but one locally popular comedy show here got some of their skits left out from the [CURRENT_YEAR] re-release. I wonder why?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AAX_wFvPAg

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>>134629190
>Midnight Cowboy
>The Kentucky Fried Movie
>Saturday Night Fever ("would you put your dick in a spic; does it get bigger in a nigger?")
>any blaxploitation film
>Last Tango in Paris
>Cruising
>(maybe) The Color Purple
>(maybe) Naked Lunch
>Silence of the Lambs

>>134632419
white dudes eager to fight for their country treating women like objects you biggot. Today it would be about a black guy going rogue to save Nigeria.

>>134632539
I see your point, I don't think women were treated as objects more than any modern movie though.

>>134630794
I know why you suggested this, even though the best thing about it was Tom Cruise playing a shrewd, overweight jew producer.

>>134629190
Police Academy 1
Falling Down
Female Trouble

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>>134632483
oh and ofc...
>The Birth of a Nation (1915 version)=

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also,
>Gor

>>134629190
Ace Ventura

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>>134629190
Far til fire

>>134629190
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JANcVXHqNTI

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>>134629190
I rewatched this movie with some friends.
This was the first time I understood how sjw snowflakes feel. The gay jokes would just never stop and they werent funny. Just "lol gay amirite?".
Made me feeld uncomfortable. But on the off chance that one was funny, I could laugh.

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>>134630629
Fucking spectacular movie... The whole thing is in HD on Jewtube, so no one here has any excuse for not watching it.

>>134630425
That's not even old. It would definitely come out today.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=em9MiZyhJcw

>>134632479
Came here to post this. Such a great film. There's no way they'd allow an accurate historical retelling of a battle where 150 wounded soldiers, at a hospital and Christian Mission, were cowardly attacked by 4,000 Zulus that had superior numbers and arms.

They even left their Zulu borders to invade, despite promising not to do so. And still got blown the fuck out. They had rifles, so the argument that they were outgunned still doesn't hold.

Such a great film.

>>134632269
I still think he was the best Spiderman. Fuck those new Liberal fags who played him.

>>134634365
There's also a movie about the Battle of Blood river (Slag by die Bloedrivier) about glorious Dutch Boers btfo'ing thousands of zulus with even less impressive arms. It's literally 100 years old though.

https://youtu.be/vFb4z43T-so This one has narration, the original was silent, I believe

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>>134629190
Ignoring that Robin Williams is dead, as much as I love watching this I recognize that there would be scores of people screeching about how transphobic it is. When Williams was calling on the phone to turn off Fields about potential babysitters one had said out the gate they were trans, which prompted her in horror to hang up. The kids have a perfectly reasonable freakout when the 'woman' watching them is revealed to have a dick and even calls Doubtfire a 'he-she' and yell to 'call the police'.

Also the storytellers probably wouldn't make Fields as transparently a bitch like they did in the cut. Jesus fuck it's like she was waiting for a perfect excuse to dump her husband and immediately hook up with her richer more successful ex. Nowadays they would really pound in how awful our male lead is and how justified his wife was for leaving him, especially for pretending to be trans in the first place.

Probably the funniest hindsight moment: the movie is set in San Francisco.

>>134629190
I just watched Revenge of the Nerds. Haven't seen it in years. Holy shit so many scenes that would never make the final cut. The panty raid, hidden cams and Louis fucking that chick wearing a mask would be condemned as le rape culture.

>>134629190
Should have posted a movie with a positive portrayal of whites or Christianity, not a Jew "comedy."

>>134635740
I actually can't watch this movie, I have trouble with tension that leads to embarrassment.

>>134632483
Silence of the Lambs could be made today it just wouldn't be nearly the same or as good. Though maybe it could only be made today because it was already made.

>>134635740
Also showing a father getting royally fucked in court. I didn't realize how redpilled this movie was until I saw a discussion on here about it a few months ago. I haven't seen Mrs. Doubtfire probably since my late teens.

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>>134636189

great job

>>134633277
Shit, yeah. That scene about Mr. Winky at the end probably wouldn't go down so well...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stalingrad_(1993_film)

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>>134630629

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I'm still amazed they let someone film Lord of the Rings without any ethnics.

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>>134629190

>>134637144
>forgetting the orchs

>>134635917
Bad high school memories?

>>134629190
heres one
"Jews that did nothing wrong"

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>>134629190

>>134637407
Nope, just never been able to stomach second hand embarrassment, though I think it's getting worse. The type of humor that's Mr. Bean-esque I just have to look away from.

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Just imagine this show premiering now.

The SJW would rip it to shreds, its basically every trigger condensed into one show. It would be spectacular.

>>134638294
Recently started watching it, not bad desu, has a lot of good moments (2 seasons in so far).

>>134638614
first 2 are the worse desu. Took them that long to find what works. My fav series, you will love it.

>>134638710
Really? I heard it started going down hill not going up. Started season 3 but I'm not feeling as into it anymore, hopefully it passes.

Blazing Saddles

>>134638614
I still watch it from time to time.

But it is absolutely perfect to piss feminists off, constant belittling of woman, calling fat people landwhales, the blonde daughter is dumb as shit and the best of all - Marcy is a feminist and he is constantly pummeling her into ground with insults.

National Lampoon's: Vacation

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Gooble gabble gooble gabble

>>134629190
Airplane was unfunny and tried too hard

>>134638919
I want to fuck and possibly marry the daughter badly.

>>134633901

Yea, rewatched it last year. Shit would never work today.

>>134632479
The zulus' chanting was pretty cool in that one desu

>>134630794
I still can't believe that film was made when it was

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Kinda sad they had to change the name for the movie.

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A harder question is what movie made before the 70s could be made now

>>134633277
FINKEL IS EINHORN.

>>134639423

Oh, I just jewgled, seems like it was released as "Ten Little Niggers" in the U.K. back in 1945.

DIRTY HARRY

DEATHWISH

OZ (tv)

Sopranos (tv)

The good the bad and the ugly

The meaning of Life
The life of Brian

They call me Bruce

Beverly Hills cop
Coming to America
The golden child
(In fact Eddie Murphy today would be called a white supremacist misogynist)

The Chappell show

Blakes 7 (tv)

1984

>>134629190
Crocodile Dundee, watched it the other week. Mick actually gropes a tranny, twice to check.

>>134635917
Are you me?

>>134639659
>The life of Brian

It kinda mocks Jesus, don't think it would be a problem today.

>>134639663
Nah, he gets a pass for being gay

>>134639147
yeah she was hot in those days.

Now she just looks like a dried up whore.

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>>134639659
>mfw if 1984 was released today we'd see articles like "10 reasons why we're heading towards an Orwellian society, and why that's a good thing"

>>134631460

Honest question: Did she really say that on stage or is it fake to make her look bad? Hate the bitch either way, just curious...

>>134639783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFBOQzSk14c

>>134639783
I agree.
The satire is the public wouldn't think it goes far enough.
It's quite absurd really.

>>134639956
>Buzzfeed

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What about films that ruined society ?

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please no bully me, nu pol and nu pol mod cucks

>>134629190
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uwk6r8TJD2U

Literally everything in the movie would be banned now.
Its also started Uwe Bolls career.

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PLZ NO BULLY, NU POL

>>134640272
Source?

Also, every single Disney movie before 1966

>>134633277
I re-watched it recently and yeah, the tranny-"hate" would create a shitlib uproar

>>134640442

its goodbye uncle tom its a movie by italian film makers its truly a gem though even with its age its an interesting watch

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Hardly any of the old British Carry On films are allowed on TV anymore, let alone making anything like them.

>>134640031
Yes she said it for the shock laughter. Since women can't understand jokes I'm betting everyone smelling like a tuna factory down there is feeling empowered someone speaks it "as it is".

>>134637638
Degradation of culture is a-okay so it'd be allowed.

>>134639444
Definitely not The Party lol

>>134640615
Yeah, skanks are probably like, "see?! I knew this was normal!" Fucking disgusting...

Thanks.

>>134629646
Quentin Tarantino is working on a remake that will have a more liberal use of the word nigger.

>>134640032
I was thinking of this scene exactly when I saw this thread. 30 years ahead of the trend

>>134640272
Eh, that movie would get an oscar today. I don't think you understand this thread

>>134633277
Gonna have to add that to the "movies that trigger lefties" list alongside Home Alone 2.

>>134639659
The best thing about DeathWish is Jeff Goldblum as a rapist

It also has several scenes like this, which would be never be allowed today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhYlu6MCAPY

>>134640272
Sums up the majority of Social Welfare as well funnily enough.

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>>134634059
>The whole thing is in HD on Jewtube, so no one here has any excuse for not watching it.
Hmm

>>134629190
neo /pol would probably lose their minds because of the i like my men like my coffee, black quote

>>134640915

oscar? this wouldnt fly. today people dont like the reminder of the monkeys blacks all were just 70 years ago. any movie depicting blacks today is like 11 years a slave movie and other docile movies where the niggers are depicted as these super intelligent individuals


this movie is still regarded as one of the most racist films historically but nupol wouldnt understand

>>134641047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3kmVgQHIEY

>>134641047
>they've re-made it into a guilt trip movie
of course

>>134641188
The whole point of the movie was how bad it was. It's like 10 years a slave and armitage (or whatever that gay slave ship movie was called) rolled into one. It's another guilt trip for white people

>>134641183
do you even speak jive turkey?

>>134629190
Austin Powers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DofxovZWoqo

>>134641408
ever seen a grown man naked son?

>>134640797
Don't pretend it's any different with /pol/ bitching and moaning, latching onto anything.
>"See this nigger slammed Obongo fucking based!"
>"That greek faggot Milo said Trump is good and Hillary is crooked. Libshits can't argue against that"

>>134641408
>do you even speak jive turkey?
Just jive:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXSLcYQHqFQ

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>>134630629

At first, I thought the Klan came to be because the of the horrors during the civil war.
Boy was I wrong. The Klan came to be because of the horrors of the emancipation.

>>134629190
The Naked Gun series.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go5aegiTCdA

>>134641183
I like my women like my coffee, cold and bitter.

>>134641678
"Nice beaver!"
"Thank you, I just had it stuffed!"

Star wars prequels.
I mean just compare Luke and his struggles against a now female lead beating a trained with and a black guy just for the diversity.

>>134641715
ground up and in the freezer

>>134641209
makes me want to go back to the 1880's and live at a plantation with negro servants who actually act decent

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>>134641678
There is absolutely nothing remotely offensive about leslie nielsen
One of his defining traits was he never delivered a malicious joke. Go watch Police Squad.

>>134641919
I fail to see what makes this movie un-PC

>>134629190

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WAwuSK36Gw

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>>134641919
My favorite.

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Imagine the assblast Animal Mother would cause if Full Metal Jacket got released today.

>>134641919
It's a goddamn masterpiece.

>>134642034
The PC Brigade would raise hell about some jokes during those movies these days though, even though Leslie Nielsen didn't do anything really offensive in them.

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>>134642201
>"All fucking niggers must fucking hang."

>>134642201
Or any of these three scenes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XLUhlZa5fg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S06nIz4scvI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH5R4tgGdDk

>>134640163
w-what movie anon?

>>134639783
It mocks everything, Jesus is probably getting away the lightest.

Thread song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F67JhKT5bxU

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>>134632483

>>134642603
(yes, that's Pepe at the end)

Animal House

>>134642806
The original NOT AN ARGUMENT:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbdjYy20q8Q

pre-Craig James Bond movies, probably

>>134638294
Holy shit you weren't kidding. Always discounted this show but the writing seems hilarious from what I just watched.

>>134639659
Holy fuck, Blakes 7 is boring. And not in the endearing and actually entertaining way 'I, Claudius' is (which makes up for it with fantastic acting), it's just plain boring.

>>134643587
Watched Goldfinger last week and thought the same thing.

>>134643591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nptcR9qAqsU

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>>134642054
I figure it wouldn't be made today for a few reasons. But pc wise, pic related for example

>>134643806
>halal meat
So?

Fight Club

>>134632269

We need Americans playing Spider-Man.

>>134632479

Loved watching this with my dad years ago.

>>134635740

True.

>>134635792
SJWs bitch about that movie a lot.

>>134638294

Pretty good show. A white man doing what he can to keep his family together. While he hates everything his life has become he still gives a shit about his family in the end.

>>134640272
>that weird hoop dick at 14.

>>134641919
Nah it could be done. But it wouldn't be as great.

Now the Green Berets...

>>134642009

You'd be a sharecropper then. The war was long over by then.

>>134643587
Was just about to post this. Definitely none of the Connery Bond films. Roger Moore Bond was a bit of a joke, so maybe that could be made in the same tongue-in-cheek fashion.

I love listening to the audiobooks of the all of the Bond series. The books were so much more graphically old-fashioned. There's a whole part of Dr No dedicated to explaining the relative merits and disadvantages of a hybrid mix of Chinese and Negroes (Called, in the book, Chigros).

Fleming explains that they're not as smart as the Chinese, but far lazier, but not as dumb as blacks. They also get their heatless cunning from the Chinese, with the strength of Negros.

Quality.

>>134635917
I have to leave the room, will cover my eyes with people around

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Yes bwana.

>>134629190
I enjoy airplane movie. We have bootlegs DVD

>>134644062

You only live twice wouldn't happen.

>>134644340
WTF is a DVD

>you know your son looks like a fag to me
>you better get married again because he's gonna have somebody's cock in his mouth before you can say 'Jack Robinson'

literally would be picketed by GLAAD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRdIXmfm6PA

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>>134629190

>>134641183
Who the fuck would find that line funny?

Caddyshack.

>>134632479
Came here to post this

>>134644062
Found the passage:
.
"The Jamaican is a kindly lazy man with the virtues and vices of a child. He
lives on a very rich island but he doesn't get rich from it. He doesn't know how to and he's too lazy. The British come and go
and take the easy pickings, but for about two hundred years no Englishman has made a fortune out here. He doesn't stay long
enough. He takes a fat cut and leaves. It's the Portuguese Jews who make the most. They came here with the British and
they've stayed. But they're snobs and they spend too much of their fortunes on building fine houses and giving dances. They're
the names that fill the social column in the Gleaner when the tourists have gone. They're in rum and tobacco and they represent
the big British firms over here—motor cars, insurance and so forth. Then come the Syrians, very rich too, but not such good
businessmen. They have most of the stores and some of the best hotels. They're not a very good risk. Get overstocked and have
to have an occasional fire to get liquid again. Then there are the Indians with their usual flashy trade in soft goods and the like.
They're not much of a lot. Finally there are the Chinese, solid, compact, discreet—the most powerful clique in Jamaica.
They've got the bakeries and the laundries and the best food stores. They keep to themselves and keep their strain pure."
Pleydell-Smith laughed. "Not that they don't take the black girls when they want them. You can see the result all over
Kingston—Chigroes—Chinese Negroes and Negresses. The Chigroes are a tough, forgotten race. They look down on the
Negroes and the Chinese look down on them. One day they may become a nuisance. They've got some of the intelligence of
the Chinese and most of the vices of the black man. The police have a lot of trouble with them."

>>134644462
What a VHS is to me.

>>134642396
Addio zio Tom

>>134644268
I'll cover my eyes without people around.

>>134644291
Tarzan vs the yetties was pretty redpilled too

>>134629190
Pentagon Wars

oy vey

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pretty much any of the Dirty Harry movies
>cop that shoots first and doesn't care about asking questions
>cruising around with a literal hand canon of a pistol - faggot lefties would cry that he's compensating
>hates pretty much everything and everyone
>treats the rookie female roughly, doesn't treat her like a special snow flake strong empowered woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rcIJIWqYmo

>>134645738
oops not really a rookie, a rookie inspector if she makes it

>>134645738
Were the sequels to this any good? I only watched the original.

>>134636182
Yeah I'm sure a tranny serial killer wouldn't cause a shitstorm in modern times.....

>>134645888
Well obviously he'd be framed in a sympathetic light and there'd be many added scenes.

>>134639444
>oobie doo
>I wanna be like you
Literally niggers wishing they were more advanced.

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>>134645738

Speaking of Eastwood... Rooting against the Union because they're violent savages would never fucking happen these days.

>>134645866
if you liked the first one yeah, check them out
i liked them all

>>134645888
>tranny serial killer
made today
>tranny is the victim! he didn't want to kill people but society wouldn't accept, wouldn't help him in his delusions, and drove him crazy, poor guy is just a victim!

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Anything with this Glorious Bastard in it. https://youtu.be/N7OJs10y5t0

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>>134629190

It's 2017 Jew.

>>134646090

That movie sucked.

>>134631524
There was a Carry On marathon on Fox Classics a while back, didnt have this one in it (or I missed it). I'm sad I missed it now because that looks great.

>>134634365
>zulus
>superior arms
uhhhhhhhh

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>>134629190

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>>134640900

>>134639783
They actually did a theatrical re-release here in America of Life of Brian right after Passion of the Christ came out, it seemed to go over fine.

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>>134629190
Here's the opposite...

A movie that they would remake just for 2017

>>134646350
Bad taste/10
That movie was fucking great.

>>134646350
Fuck you, it was incredible.

>>134645738
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exjwsyN4PPQ

>>134646223
>if you liked the first one yeah, check them out
>i liked them all
Alright, I shall cautiously proceed. Better not fall down hill as fast as Death Wish though.

Btw Death Wish should be on this list and the first one is actually /ourmovie/ as fuck.

>>134646510
/pol/.jpg

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>>134629190
one of the last before SJW wave hit

>>134642702
Beat me to that one

>>134636364
https://youtu.be/1ovYP1teHnw
THEY CALL HIM BASED, BASED NIGGER

>>134639783
They literally have a scene where they satirize a man wanting reproductive rights. Accident or no, the Pythons somehow predicted the whole gender spectacle. No, that movie would be banned today.

>>134639106
One of us one of us

>>134641209
Oh shit nice, fucking hate jewtube though with all the faggot comments from homos

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The Eternal Jew (1940)

http://youtu.be/RlHVin56U2w

>>134646097
My actual favorite movie, so many perfect one liners and just a perfect beautiful movie. If you have to pick one movie to watch from this, let it be this one, you will not be disappointed, fuck it I'm going to watch it for the 40th time at least right now.

Conan.

https://youtu.be/sPqcrh5WcuA

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When will a director get smart and make movies not all girl mary sue and make tons of $$$

I dont watch movies any more too man hating and america hating.

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Just saw this a few weeks ago. People would shit their pants.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DC5RtcypOqE

>>134632483

Mrs. Doubtfire

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Any love for 120 days of sodom?

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>>134637157

>>134647213
degenerate

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We need to bring blackface back

>>134629190
Overboard
Revenge of the nards

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Voyeurism and general debauchery

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Niggers

>>134646394
Previous to the battle of Rouke's Drift, they had stolen a large quantity of British rifles and ammunition.

>>134647136
3/10 acting as 10/10 zzzzz

>>134630794
Yes. This film was made kinda late in the game. The last one to slip through the cracks.

>>134647256
It's meant to portray the real degenerates, i.e; the elites that could afford these gross indecencies.

>>134638294
Man I used to beat it to a double team of peggy and Kelly...

>>134646350
any of these faggot "superhero" movies are ass and the peter pan never grow up gen Y cucks need to die

>>134647479
It was the fevered imagination by a commie about how fascists must be

>>134646409
Its only 7 years old, times changed so fast

>>134642702
I need to watch this again.

>>134647552
It slipped through the cracks at the time because Chris Morris had a reputation for doing controversial comedy with ambiguous political aims. (His real aim is usually to show how stupid and easily led the public is).

>>134632460
>comments have been removed

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>>134647426
It's alright, the Youtube clip is a bit short though. I posted it because I couldn't find anything better without a bunch of commentary thrown in. If you haven't seen the movie, it's worth a watch.

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The fatties would lose their minds

>>134641715
>>134641715
>i like my women like my coffee,
Without some others fuckers dick in it...

>>134646394
The zulus had rifles during that battle. They had wiped out an entire company/batt/regiment the day before. Don't remember the size of the unit they killed, but it provided them with just as many weapons if not more than the defenders of rorkes drift. They could not shoot for shit of course. But they had the arms. The Brits were pretty bad ass that day, and certainly one of my favorite movies.

>>134647550
Hmm, perhaps. Won't know any more from him because he was killed the same year the film was made. Still this film will never see a re-release. Maybe when the end is truly nigh

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Too much white patriarchy and too many tiddies for today

>>134644824
He's right

>>134633035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HW1CZQJACE0

fuck you

fuck you

>>134646690
says the fag who has a female with sword on cover

100% SJW

>>134629190
not a movie but the tv show roseanne would never make it nowadays.

>>134647929
Isandlwana. 20k zulus vs 2k brits. The film is Zulu Dawn. Fun fact, black bird at my school called Dawn. Guess what her nickname was...

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Why even mention this garbage?

>>134647319
Soul Man had some moments that will make you fucking shit yourself from laughing.
When his gf brings home the 'negro to meet the parents they do a cut scene with what the father sees for his daughters future with a negro.
>get me my muthafuckin watermelon, and my hypodermic needle, bitch!
I fucking died when I first saw that shit

>>134632716
I saw Police Academy 1 a couple weeks ago and couldn't agree more. Throughout the movie, I kept thinking how many made-up 2017 rules it was breaking. No way they'd get away with the Blue Oyster scene or the small black chick being overly effeminate.

>>134647829
How will I ever live without my "fren:h fries"

>>134646090
Tricky example. Despite all of the character developing moments and plot twists its still hard to criticise Watchmen from an SJW standpoint. Conservatives are bad and warmongering, liberals (one of them) are horrible but manage to save the world. The only thing "muh diversity/muh rape culture" but who cares.

>>134646350
I'd say its great except the lame and boring ending

TV, but Love thy neighbour

>I want to make a complaint against a nignog
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B1dakp4FT0w

>>134647779
ist one fo worst mvoies ever
3/10 acting hot shit
stupid ending

>>134640031
it's real, I actually tried to watch that piece of shit standup when it was first released. Turned it off within minutes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux-x1GnUuqY

>>134648237
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Rorke's_Drift
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Blood_River

>niggers
>fighting

>>134639113
English
"Unfunny, tried to hard"

>>134648237
Zulu Dawn was the sequel yeah? Who would want to watch that after the first one?
>Zulu, badass movie of massively outnumbered outpost defending itself against horrible odds and winning the day using superior tactics and grit.
>Zulu Dawn, group of overconfident Brits being dumbasses getting wiped out by spearchuckers.

>>134638837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgEr_qOnpN4

>>134641209
so cringe

>>134629190
THEY BOUGHT THEIR TICKETS
THEY KNEW WHAT THEY WERE GETTING INTO
I SAY, LET'EM CRASH

>>134648484
Remember when her and the media tried to claim it got such bad ratings because of "internet trolls"

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If Dunkirk does well at the box office do you think they'll remake Dambusters?

>all (very) white male cast
>anglo on aryan violence
>black lab called Nigger

Has Oscar written all over it.

>>134645866
They're great. Last one is bit more upbeat.

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>>134648720
11 VCs awarded for rourkes drift. Pic related, the Webley pistol used by John Chard VC at RD

>>134648955
Makes me want to watch Pink Floyd's the wall again.
Also, Pink Floyd's The Wall would not be remade today.

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>>134629190
here's the tricky one

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pol i am disappoint

If LOTR is being made now, it'll be filled with (((diversity)))

Aragon might probably be black or something.

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>>134648955
The real ones

>>134629190
great taste

>>134629190
>all these iconic films
>would never get made now
What the fuck kind of movies do they make nowadays?

t. cultural hermit

>>134647245
Black lives dont matter

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And i've never watched this one, but the plot summary sounds butt-blasting

>>134639113
you just described most of Monthy Python

>>134629190

Blazing Saddles.

I can't imagine any fag or nigger watching that movie for the first time, today, and not chimp out.

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>>134640797
>>134640615
You're missing the point of why women like this. In all things, women seek to feel better about themselves. They like Amy Schumer because 1, there's a good chance she's fatter than they are and that's exceedingly rare in a female celebrity, 2. she's open about how disgusting her body is which makes them feel clean and desirable, and 3. her vulgarity makes them feel daintier and more feminine by comparison. The crowd who likes that joke because their pussy actually smells that bad will be the smallest one.

You guys need to learn on your understanding of women.

pic mildly related

>>134648951

(((((NETFLIX)))))) even disabled the ratings system altogether just to please ((((((((((((SCHUMER))))))))))).

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>>134629190

>>134649339
I think Shadow of War (new LotR game) is going to have a black Gondorian who's "awesome" (according to the developers)

>>134632599
checked
underrated
pol btfo
/thread

>>134640935
Well facts are racist these days.

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"Brief Encounter" couldn't be made today.
Duty, shame and repression of sexual impulses are all utterly alien concepts to the modern West..

>>134648955
Except the dog's name was Digger in the movie because even then saying nigger was discouraged by the hollywood elites

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>>134648896
>leaf

>>134649152
Come now, they'll probably re-release this but do like they did with ghostbusters and make it about strong empowered tumblrinas being oppressed by Chads and convincing the sorority girls to team up with them against men.

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>>134634208
bretty brutal film

>>134629190

Anything that existed 2010 and below, they'd just be too "problematic".

>>134649728
That pic isn't related to anything

>teenage girls clearly at the beach is the same as sluts sucking dick

>>134633901
Next time watch it without a cock in your ass and mouth at the same time. Easier to focus on the fact that it's a parody/comedy.

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Did someone say BIG BLACK COCK?

>>134650090
>multiculti marxist

Hahaha, you actually believe this. Putin is a Czar, he wants to rule over all the peoples of Eurasia, not just the Russians.

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too white

>>134650408
I'm afraid to watch this shit after the plot is already spoiled to me

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>>134650172
Wut? No it wasn't...

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>>134650090
Everyone needs to watch both brats.

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>>134629190
>big trouble in little china would be cultural appropriation and a white supremacist power fantasy
>robocop would be seen as a glorification of excessive force and Clarence going around telling bitches to leave while his crew call each other fags would be too triggering
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaQI8g4NJoI
>starship troopers would be taken at face value and be branded as alt-right: the movie

>>134650172
No, faggot. It was Nigger. It was always nigger. You may have seen an edited version.
Even in pink Floyd's the wall they say nigger.

>>134649221
That movie didn't end up being what I thought it would be at all.

>>134632479
Nah, that one is about how the Zulus were difficult adversaries to the Brits. It would still be made.

>>134650548
>both brats
>both
Nah. Second part is just blooming cranberry reversed. Action is good though.

>>134634365
The Brits started it - see 'Zulu Dawn'. The Brits broke the agreement not to cross the river, first, got btfo'd by the Zulu, then the Zulu got the taste of blood in their mouths. Rorke's Drift probably tamed their spirits.

>>134650739
Wtf are you talking about that movie could totally be made today its all about
>muh noble nigger savage
>muh primitive communism is the best way to live da stupid white man got it wrong
Im surprised they havent given it a reboot honestly

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SLAPSHOT

"If Hanrahan's wife's a dyke, does that make him a fag?"

>>134649254
naming the jew!!

>>134650697
Same here.

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any movie where white hetero hnk fucks a ton of hot exotic white european babes with tons fo hot chick diversity without needing minorities

the italain woman was even hotter in this movie b4 james blows her up

>>134648581
> too
> no, 'to'
No dude, 'dad' had it right. Learn to English.

>>134632419
Two smart, good-looking, white protagonists that represent the US Govt's Muscle?

NOOOOO!!!!

WEIRD SCIENCE

If it were made today, it would be about 2 girls creating the perfect man.

Starring Chloe Grace Moretz, Cara Delevigne, and Channing Tatum.

>>134648720
Sequel in creation of the movie, but prequel in historic time. This is what stirred the Zulu up for Rorke's Drift (the occasion for the movie "Zulu").

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>>134651293

>>134650814
Why did you delete your post?

>>134633035
GOR

fuk yeah!!

I wana read that shit!!

guna bittorrent NOW

salve girls who lov eit and are turned on by being ensalved! fukfest
(all whtie girls)

>>134651293
They'd only need two keys on the keyboard - wallet and penis

>>134640615
>>134649728
Not quite.

The reason that female comedians fail so hard is because stand-up comedy is generally 100% about the most common denominator among normies: Sex. Joking about sex is usually funny to everybody, but men are never going to find a women's take on the matter funny because they can't relate to it at all, and Shumer's delivery comes off as disgusting even to most women.

Hell, it's why gay and black comedians are so funny to straight white guys, because sex is still sex and the encounters are still something everyone can relate to.

The only way women can get around it is to joke about sex in that sort of light, and it can be very hard to do. Shumer is one of the few that at least makes the attempt (some women comedians don't even bother), but it just feels so forced and unfunny as a direct result.

Anyway, I believe most Mel Brooks movies would be fine because SJWs tend to be less offended at things created by Jews because they sort of have this tacit understanding that it's parody so long as the director is Jewish.

Only suggestion I have not already mentioned is Aladdin, which is already stirring up some controversy because they're trying to do a remake, and apparently some parts of it have already been edited out for DVD releases from the original.

>>134651343
It wasn't mine post
idk

>>134646409
I love the scene with the sheep blow up.
Imagine the liberal tears:
>not all mudslimes
>religion of peas

>>134638294
be better if al chated all the time tho
:)

SJW are jsut anti white ego man haters detached from reality
I like going the other way!

>>134639659
watching blake 7 now

totally calls out big government!!

and lying of law system

people lie in groups

>>134648955
I heard Peter Jackson was trying to do a remake, even keeping the dog called nigger too

>>134647374
that film promotes rape culture

>>134639663
which in liberal world should be be

its jsut a penis right?

but wha tjew n sjw want are lawsutis to steal money based on trumped up hysteria over trumped up hate

when they are msot hateful due to ego and low iq no ability

>>134651407
Which Aladdin? Disney, or ... what year?

>>134638919
any show dissing feminsits, jew, niggers, and hek any non whites i would watch!
awesome comedy
no lawsuit basd on imgained hate can be jsutified
disbar judges NOW

>>134630629
poster is fucking cool

>>134651319
Yes, I am aware of that. And it wasn't what stirred them up for Rourke drift. The Zulu decided to attack the Brits. It was a forgone conclusion.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/01/james-hooker-california-h_n_1313538.html

documentary about THIS
guy 41 teacher meets student 17
when student 18 leaves wife and kids for student
loses job doesnt care
18 year old loves him and he no doubt fucks shit outa her
A HERO
MGTOW WINS!!

>>134651324
Fug yes. Pretty much every movie I loved as a kid would not stand a chance today.