Is Colbert a ratings whore...

>>134625060
He's a clown

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>>134625113
d) All of the above

He's a mouthpiece for the DNC. His purpose to spout talking points to sway young hip college kids under the guise of "comedy".

>>134625060
Both.

why does Colbert insult Trump with accusations of "pee pee room" when some people rooting through that DNC mouthpiece muslim guys' background found out he frequents arab piss bars where they pay women to urinate on them for the thrilling rush of knowing they're degrading a western whore in a primal way, or whatever it is rich muslim men do when they go to the piss club.

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>>134625060
He's a sellout cuck but it brings him some sweet cash so he has to be a propaganda machine for the left. I would. You would. Fuck, everyone would.

>>134625060
He's the best comedian of our age. Cherish him while you can.

>>134625060
just desperate
he knows his culture is collapsing

>>134625479
Holy shit

why do the peepee tapes trigger trumplets so much?

Hes just a useful idiot and an irl DNC shill. He should be publicly tarred and feathered like the good old days.

>>134625654
Because they don't actually exist and It's just another dishonest smear endeavour

>>134625240
I'm not saying he's not, but how does that make him any different from the DNC's version of Alex Jones?

>>134625555
Is KEK threatening Colbert?

>>134625060
he's a retard. just think - someone made up a story about trump pissing on someone and this retard actually spend thousands of dollars renting the place/eating, etc. over some fanfic garbage that fooled libshits
it shows how unstable and unhinged the left is and that they are the true danger in this world

>>134625060
Its strange how he changed from a somewhat competent comedian to an utter petulant teenager.

>>134625060
he is hedging his bets
the liberal crowed will be enough to bump his ratings

>>134627791
tbf to him, he sucks as a late night host, fucking seth meyers is better than Colbert for fuck sakes

>>134627791
yep, this. Some of his early stuff is both funny and a somewhat political balanced. A bit loop sided to the left, but no worse than that.
Then he became obsessed about Trump and became a shining example of why NOT to let autism take full control of your actions.
He went full autism, never go FULL autism.

>>134625060
>Colbert is getting great ratings basing Drumpf
>Samantha Bee is getting great ratings basing Drumpf
>Seth Meyers is getting great ratings bashing Drumpf
>John Oliver is getting great rating bashing Drumpf

Is /pol/ kill?

>>134627791
He used to be a funny comedian, but he just radicalized himself. He went from pretty left, playing as a middle-ground man to a hard left not even pretending to appeal to a broader audience.
I think the biggest detail isn't his jokes, but how he tells them now. Just like Family guy, the early jokes were thrown out there to play, but now they tell em in such a mean and harsh manner to be "satire"

As someone who used to like Colbert and Jon (((Stewart))), all they do is make you feel smart and smug if you're a democuck.

Their whole purpose is to make you feel good about being left-wing. Which, with President Bush, wasn't hard.

Him and Stewart were pressure valves to prevent young politically motivated men from revolting under the Bush admin.

Never trust anyone on TV. EVER. Actors are professional liars, they recite like parrots lines from a script. Its no stretch of the imagination to apply this to propaganda, which Colbert has been deeply involved in for a very long time.

>>134628171
Samantha Bee is on some obscure channel

Braindead show, but muh first wyman. There was Sara Silverstein (+-) though.

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>>134625060
he's gotten this massive faggot look in his eyes
like he's someone's bitch and about to cry
he used to be normal
now he looks like he's about to neck himself every fucking minute

>>134628171

You don't think they understand they need Trump.

Trump is great for their business inronically, thier hostility got him elected

>>134626062

and that's whats killing them

>>134625060
His free will is being overwritten by the personality /pol/ memed

>>134625479
>When theres only 1 thing that prevents you from being fired for being an unfunny cuck

>>134625060
Stephen honey, stop jumping on the bed.

NO, DONALD GOT TWO SCOOPS I WANT TWO SCOOPS AS WELL. I WANT IT NOW.

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Now yall heard, about those rumors of me being in it for it for the ratings? Right?

>Audience: "cheers"
Colbert: "Oh I see that people think I just do this for ratings, hehe No!"

You see, I actually do this, because DRANAHLD BLUMPFF, is getting two scoops instead of one.

Audience: "BOOOO"

Colbert: thats right, now listen DRONAHLD BLUMPFF, YOU MUST BE IMPEACHED FOR TWO SCOOPS. TWO SCOOPS IS TREASONOUS, IT IS NOT FAIR FOR OTHERS TO GET ONE SCOOP, WHILE YOU GET TWO RUMPFF.
IT
IS
NOT
FAIR
IIIMPEEEEEEEEAAAAAACCCCCH.

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>Trump Pee Pee Tape

Oh sweetie, every liberal is insane and deserves to be shot. Or starved to death in big cages for cost efficiency.

>>134627175
Alex Jones is more entertaining.

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TWOO SCOOPS STEADA' ONE!

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>>134625060
Something horrible must of happened to him since the Colbert Report...

He is a different man now, sad to see.

Beyond just a cuck. Just a whore.

>>134625555
oh shit those digits tho.

>>134625555
>cherish him while you can
>while you can
Kek is going to murder Colbert.