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By painting the streets white LA has lowered the temperature 10 degrees. Shit I mean we were looking at a rise of 1 degree by 2100. Get ready for global cooling.

https://twitter.com/BSSLosAngeles/status/888960687988326400
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>>134614410
wonder how hard it'll be to repair in 3 years
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>>134614410
but if you reflext raditiation back into the sun it will cause a fusion reasction and a red giant too ioverherat hearth
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i wonder how bright that shit gets when youre driving on it
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>>134614410
We desperately need this in Phoenix
88-94 degrees at night is fucking absurd
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>>134614533
t. ken m
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>>134614507
Wonder how long it'll take to get a burn out tire mark
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>>134614643
>at night
I don't think this will help you
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>>134614410
We could solve global warming by any number of small efficiencies/improvements.
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>>134614410
I wish I'd had the idea to sell the government white paint at 1000 dollar a can because the formula is "proprietary" and no one at the highway department is going to look at the paint code and realize it's just Alpine White.
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Shit gets slippery when it's wet too I bet.
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>>134614410
>>134614643
they are talking about the temperature of the pavement dummies
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>>134614507
It's the same white paint used for crosswalks. Possibly minus the reflective sand.
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I have a better solution for ((("""global warming"""))). Pic related. It's called a sea wall.
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>>134614737
pavement radiates captured heat at night. It'd help some. Phoenix is just fucked though.
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>>134614643
>Phoenix
Why does the population continue to expand?
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>>134614735
did they ever do any crash tests with this stuff?
a major property of asphalt is that it sticks to rubber nicely
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>>134614737
No, fag, black pavement gets hot enough to fry an egg on.
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>>134614708
The asphalt retains heat from the 114-128 degree sun all day, which in turn raises the ambient temperature at night. It'd probably make the most difference at night.
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>>134614737
if only the temperature of the pavement changed why would anyone care?
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>>134614708
>I don't think this will help you
You don't understand Phoenix's problem. All day, the concrete and paved roads absorb heat, then at night they radiate it out.

The city is hotter than the surrounding desert day and night because of this.

National standardization is good for some things, but there needs to be regional adjustments.

For example: Painting your house black in Iceland, GOOD. Painting your house black in Arizona, BAD.
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>>134614708
you silly dumb bitch
Have you ever sat down and noticed how the ground feels warm?
Why does snow stay on roads during the day?
Think about it chink
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>>134615006
that's actually a good point I did not think it would hold the heat for very long
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>>134614410
oh no, it's only 79 today when it could've been 78.
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>>134614410
I wonder how much grip is lost by doing this, come rain they might be fucked
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>>134614410
Won't this just reflect the thermal energy back into the atmosphere(or whatever it's called) and then repeat over and over , overall trapping heat within the atmosphere and increase global warming?

T. I have noidea what I'm talking about
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>>134614410
DAS RAYCISS!

WHITE MANS TRYNA CHANGE ROADULAR VEHICULOPOLOGY TO KEEP THE BLACK MAN DOWN!

WE WUZ ASPHALT N SHIEEEET!
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In taxes we make like nearly all of our roads out of concrete which is mostly white. I went to cali to visit my dad and was kinda suprised to see so much asphalt.
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>>134614410
so all we have to do is build giant space mirrors to solve global warming.
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>>134614854
Why do people think global warming is about sea lvls when it is more about climate belts moving in Un pritdsteable ways? Major farmland areas could become Unarbible, forests become daserets, dearest become forests, which long term doesn't really matter, but is going to fuck up the social order really hard because we won't be able to adopt fast enough. This is the kind of thing that has caused governments to collapse, and several 1000 years ago the type of thing that caused whole societies to vani
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>>134615030
because of

>>134614870
>>134614899

Better for tires too
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>>134614410
>'CoolPavementâ„¢' what is albedo? This is just fucking white paint
>Why cover something that will get dirty in a few weeks or months causing unnecessary maintenance

It works with buildings because they do not that dirty. This will cause more emissions due to maintenance and manufacture of paint. If it is done for cooling purposes then buy a fucking AC or subsidize them with the money that would be thrown on fucking white paint.
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>>134615058
This picture disgusts me.
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>>134614410
Cool Pavement Coatingâ„¢

also known as very expensive white paint.
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>>134615315
For us it is good. We will grow bananas instead of potatoes proving once more that Belarus is a bitch.
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WHITE POWER
MAKE HOUSES ALL WHITE ROOFS CARS STREETS
BLEACH BLACK PEOPLE
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>>134615455
Have you seen a price on this stuff anywhere? The city has probably negotiated to pay full MSRP and then some.
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>>134615316
do you know what the word "only" means?
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>>134615347
why?
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>>134615347
This "country" is a low rent shopping mall.
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>>134615127
>driving some prius with thin wheels for extra MPG in the cuckland of california
>ride on top of solar highway
>bird explodes in the air from the heat of the reflections, its blood and feces litter the ground in front of you
>your prius loses traction on the glassy solar panel road
>flip over 5 times
>end of off the road in the middle of a turtle sanctuary with your guts hanging out
>car engulfed in lithium flames
>crawl out, half charred
>turtles emerge from their lairs
>they smell flesh
>the begin to slowly consume you for sustenance
>you notice a pedestrian
>you scream for help
>they "shh!" You and point at a "no noise pollution, fine $10,000" sign
>dieing knowing you "made a difference"
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>>134614643
Eh, it's not that bad

When it hits 120 in the middle of the day, that's bad.
>tfw I'm working a part time job while in college to get experience
>mfw they ask me to go out and collect shopping carts on a blacktop parking lot in the middle of the fucking day
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>>134615473
Climate tax on niggers for having low albedo.
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>>134614507
Inb4 beaners strip the paint to sell.
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>>134615563
>>134615058

let's compare and contrast.
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>>134615592
>low albedo
I dare you to tell a nigger he has low albedo.
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>>134615566
I'll give a (You) for reasonable effort.
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>>134615786
I wouldn't talk to a nigger, he would get confused and punch me in the face.
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>>134615192
You don't know the first thing about how light works
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>>134615315
because liberals used rising sea levels as a tool of pollution fear mongering instead of just pointing to how shitty china and india are
people only associate climate change with al gore's shit movie
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I mean why is it black in the first place? why not a greyish colour like most concrete roads.
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>only 10 (ten) degrees
Well my SunSetter retractable awning makes my deck or patio 20 degrees cooler
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>pot holes everywhere

good priorities
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>>134615864
>like most concrete roads
asphalt is black, not grey
the concrete for sidewalks is different from asphalt
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>>134615851
>albedo
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>>134614873
It has the largest urban sprawl in America by more than double the next metropolitan statistical area, if I remember my senior project correctly
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>>134615851
>he would get confused and punch me in the face
You would be to blame for requiring him to culturally enrich you. I hope you don't get sued or arrested should that happen.
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>>134614410
Doesn't change the greenhouse effect.
Only serves as a show for the taxpayers and for a paint manufacturer to get a huge government contract.
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>>134615979
yeah I'm saying why not make the asphalt a dark grey colour as opposed to jet black, like why was jet black chosen in the first place, i'm guessing cost efficiency though.
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>>134615566
These are the pitfalls of sniffing your own farts. Cognitive impairment.
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>>134614410
dis racis azz concret. why caint it be black? iz it cuz yall wytepipo hate uz fo r melinin? dis jus anotha way da wytepipo tryna hol uz down.
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>>134614410
Pretty sure those kind of temperature drops only apply very locally to the roadside. Though if you could cover the earth in white paint, it would certainly cool it down. Might even impact global temperatures if you stretched a giant white tarp over all of the earth's deserts.
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>>134614410
Oh fuck yes. Drift mode: engaged
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The Earth will die from overpopulation.

White countries (and Japan) are the only one's with either a stable or decreasing population.

What the liberals should be screaming for is strict immigration control for stabilized countries and population control in the turd world countries.

...But instead every policy liberals scream for will cause all the problems they scream against.
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>>134615750
What are you trying to compare here, a historic site to a fucking city?
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>>134616262
Is that the average european male on the right?
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>>134616139
they don't "make" asphalt black. It's black because it comes from crude oil you dumb nigger.
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>>134614643
Yeah people don't realize that the city of Phoenix would actually be about 10-15 degrees cooler if not for the asphalt.
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>>134614620
>>134614643
>>134615058


The glare will be completely blinding when the sun is at a certain angle.
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>>134615315
We should invest in a national water grid to insure against droughts. When there are floods in one part of the country you could pump water for crops where it's needed and let the states have some kind of credit system trading for off for give and take. Obviously states would make a shit ton of money off California.
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>>134615315
>because we won't be able to adopt fast enough

at the rate things are going you have a good 20 years headstart, start adapting or stop whining
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>>134615543
The real question is why they're doing it as a coating instead of just tossing some alumina, silica, or titanium dioxide in the asphalt mixture. Much more durable and as cheap as the raw materials.
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>>134616382
Phoenix and the entirety of the valley. Queen Creek, Mesa, San Tan Valley, Scottsdale, AJunc, and even Tucson would benefit from getting their asphalt painted over.
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>>134615006
this a smart lad tbqh
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>>134614410
> i know , lets waste millions of buckets of paint on the thing that gets the most dirt evry fucking day so a negligible amount of heat is not absorbed by the least walkable part of the city, millions and millions
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>>134616214
If it were black it wouldn't work, lol.
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>>134614643
White people living in the desert is fucking retarded anyway. You spend thousands of years developing in cold environments away from the sun in order to be suited to that environment.
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>>134616385
Yeah, that's why nobody drives east in the morning, and west in the evening, because it's absolutely impossible.

Psh >trying hard to be a contrarian
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>>134614410
Cities building up new areas can save on infrastructure costs by using it as well.
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>>134615058

wow u r so smart
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>>134616139
>chosen
You know asphalt is made with tar right? That's its natural colour.
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>get blinded by pristine whiteness
>wreck
>die
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>>134616343
(((Europeans)))
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>>134616406
Gets dirty, gotta repaint because cheaper than resurface
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>>134615058
Exactly. I live outside of Phoenix by 20 mins and it's significantly cooler at my house at night, but if I drive into town I notice the heat difference (during summer)
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>>134616257
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>>134615347
Why? It's obviously near a travel nexus/freeway interchange. God forbid people fuel up on a cross country trip and grab some food for the road on the fly.
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>>134614410

It will be fun when they find out what happens when the coolpavement paint starts to flake and is washed away into the ecosystem by rain
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>>134616542
>ng in the desert is fucking retarded anyway. You spend thousands of years developing in cold environments away from the sun in order to be suited to that environment.

...not half as retarded as groids living north of the equator, or the Mason Dixon line for that matter. But a thousand dying cities show the situation otherwise.
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>Global warming happens
>Makes everything between the Tropics a wasteland
>White people, who live at Northern/Southern latitudes directly benefit by being able to end the darkies' monopoly on sugarcane, cinnamon, bananas, coconuts, pineapples, etc
>The Dark Ones drown in rising tides due to being incapable of swimming
What's the problem with global warming again? Just shut down the borders and guard them so the Dark Ones cannot invade.
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ah, yes. reflect the sunlight back into the air, so that the """greenhouse gases""" can be better heated. brilliant.
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>>134615058
PennDot still doesn't have the balls to close this PITA gap in I-70 in breezewood.
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>>134616542
We developed AC and automobiles to help us better adapt. Plus, it's one of the last places to run to because the 'groids invaded our other cities. We had to build this place up, so we started with very few nignogs hampering our progress.
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>>134614620
>i wonder how bright that shit gets when youre driving on it
I spent some time on a white-rubber roof last week....In addition to the pure white roof, there was standing water on most of it because the rain leaders were plugged for downstream work....

White surfaces are brutal on the eyes. This is a "good idea" in theory, but imagine driving on this road on a wet foggy night. Daylight hours driving would be brutal. I don't know what the term for my eyes is, but I have excellent vision and bright lights hurt like hell all the time. Snow during daylight hurts. White rubber roof was brutal. I had to bring an orange weld blanket in the area just stop the reflection.
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>>134616385
Going eastbound on the 202 in the morning is already that way, we get by
They could also just restrict this shit to residential areas where you already are only going 25mph
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>>134615315
So long as we control the borders, the nigger population could use a big die off. I hope it becomes cooler in our hemisphere though honestly.
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>>134616542
now i'm adapted to both

nice try snowbird
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>>134616385
lol nigga just put on some shades like baka it's not hard
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global warming is caused by too many niggers
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>>134617393
Coal, actually, but we already knew coalburners are scum
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>>134616354
No it's black because all it does is lay around all day.
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>>134614643
People are not supposed to live there, dumbass.
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>>134617205
Sounds like snow blindness. "Photokeratitis"
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>>134616385
it's a conspiracy by sunglasses manufacturers to peddle more polarized lenses, clearly
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>>134614410
oh black road isn't good enough now. FUCKING BIGOTS
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>>134615750
>comparing a historic structure by the ocean to a fucking exit by an interstate so people stuff themselves with McDonalds or some shit and refuel
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>>134614410
just another form of white supremacy, disgusting
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>>134614854
>>134616393
>>134616405
>let's spend a gorillion dollars on mitigating the damage caused by climate change in the coming decades instead of investing in replacing fossil fuels that cause pollution and cancer, and of which we will eventually run out of anyway, because I must oppose those dumb leftists on fucking everything
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>>134614410
What about paving the roads out of concrete?
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>>134617885
Did you know the Saudi Arabian petroleum minister is expecting to be a net exporter of solar power by 2050. I wonder what he knows I don't
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>>134617921
It tends to buckle into rock piles during freeze/thaw cycles.
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>>134615347
Yeah, it is disgusting. lol.
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>>134614854
I had dreams where I kept falling from the top of those things and couldn't get up with the sea constantly dragging me in again
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>>134617599
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>>134614410
DAS RACIS MAYNE WE WUZ STREEZ N SHIEEEEEEEEET
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>>134616542

Under-rated post. You can't have it both ways.
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>>134618243
High temperature cities don't suffer from freezing roads, the idea is to cool them
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>>134615006
>>134614708

This is the reason abbos sleep on the roads in australia
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>>134614620
you can GO BLIND ASK BEAR GRYLLS OR SURVIVORMAN
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>blinding glare

>slippery when it rains

>this will literally kill people

california "engineering"
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>>134617627
THIS IS A DUMB IDEA LOOK AT THAT PICTURE

WHO HASNT WATCHED SURVIVORMAN
HOW FUCKIGN SUTPID CAN THEY GET

HEY GUYS LETS ALL FLOAT
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>>134618936
>this will literally kill people
>california
Sounds good to me.
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>>134614410
>Paint roof with waterproof membrane that happens to be white
>In the summer
>Get down from the roof
>Realize I pretty much microwaved my eyeballs for the past three hours.

Great idea commiefornia.
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>>134614643
Why anyone lives in the southwest is beyond me. Poor, stupid, violent, tons of illegals and it's 110 degrees half the year.
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>>134616542
>Being so fucking weak you let the environment tell you where you can and can't live
What brand of shitskin are you? Man conquers whatever it feels like it, you can keep being restricted to areas that have banana trees
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>>134614842
So you're telling me that if we just stopped making our roads black then our cities wouldn't be sweltering shitholes during the Summer?
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>>134614890
What do you think the fine citizen's of Lord St. are doing right now?
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>>134619054
Ever hear of sunglasses you fucking retard?
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>>134619020

good point
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>>134619250
>Get out in the morning, get to work
>Work all day
>Oh shit I forgot my sunglasses
>Welp, that walk to the thai place for lunch is gonna give me cataracts

NOICE
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>>134615592

Wait

>Negro population in Africa rising
>World warming
>Negros absorb heat more

Mother of god
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You'll notice it's being called "climate change" now instead of global warming. This is because the phrase "climate change" is much more ambiguous and allows the (((climate change scientists))) to use weasel language to continue securing monetary resource for their private sector. "Global warming" is a hoax and a lie that was getting too hard to defend, pic related.
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>>134618243
I bet it doesn't last and it's expensive, it used to be common but they are all gone, so there must be a reason. The one I mentioned was one of the reasons it was shit canned. It was I-87 north of Albany heading into Montreal. Every years the road would buckle in different places.
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>>134619153
They're still cooler in countries that build roads out of concrete. America is fucked because of asphalt.
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>>134618392
That's pretty metal.
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>>134615058
>>134615058

>For example: Painting your house black in Iceland, GOOD. Painting your house black in Arizona, BAD.


RANDOM WILD CARD ACTIVATED

>Painting your house black and having black roof tiles makes your house greener and more efficient to warm, allowing you to take tax deductions

The government will literally pay for you to cook yourself in your own home.
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>>134619491
anthropogenic climate change, to appeal to the smugtards.
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>>134619526
Texas doesn't fluctuate enough: most roads in cities are concrete
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>>134618177
Its a fact that coal is not profitable as an energy source anymore. The future is solar as panels get cheaper and more efficient.
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>>134619491
No, it's because the climate is changing as a result of global warming.
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>>134614410
$40,000 a mile, which times millions of miles in the area alone means.....oh fuq
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>>134619716
Solar energy is a meme unless they can get it carbon negative and more efficient.
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>>134614643
95 in Phoenix is nothing. I moved from Phoenix to Portland last year, and 75 in Portland is worse than 100 in Phoenix. That lack of humidity makes a huge fucking difference.
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>>134615347
>a major Midwestern rest stop designed for long haul truckers disgusts me
Get out of my country, faggot.
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>>134619858
No way as transporting and processing coal and natural gas is painstaking. Also the main reason coal is even feasible financially is if your currency has a low exchange rate. Trump is a fool to power into natural resources for export sales in america. Leave coal to Russia and China.
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>>134619874
I'm not bitching about the heat during the day, I love dry heat
I'm complaining about going out in the middle of the night and needing to turn my AC on and keep my windows rolled up because the air is still fucking hot.
Not being able to prop my window open at night when I go to bed because I'll sweat my ass off.
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>>134619858
Why not have solar panels as highway pavement?
You know what I mean?
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>>134614643
>88-94
>mfw working outside in 112 degree weather

I beg for 94 degree days.
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>>134620111
Look up how much electricity is made with coal in america, bucko
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>>134619744
what is 10^22 J in a normal human readable tempurature?
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>>134620121
That's why I left lol
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>>134620216
Yes we can be energy independent on natural resources locally but i said exports which trump wants to using trade wars which is the only feasible way to even attempt that. Hes playing with fire.

As for solar for a local energy source its coming. The technology is here and as panels get cheaper we will ween into that to reduce our carbon footprint as well reducing smog and pollution.
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>>134615006
>128 degree weather
>meh, it's just normal
This is God's punishment for our sins. Holy fuck that's hell on earth. Wtf I'm a liberal environmentalist now.
t. New Hampshire
86 here and I'm burning up.
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>>134615347
>americans literally start defending this
absolutely jewed
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>>134620161
>0.2C at night
>16C days
that's 32F

in summer we have 22C nights and 40C days
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>>134614410
why not just use concrete instead of asphalt? dumbfucks
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>>134620577
I live in AZ and its so hot i dont go outside much anymore. Id love for terraforming solutions to come to this state we need to reduce the heat badly. California has the right idea reflecting rays and i hope their ambitions are successful.
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>>134616585
>making your roads perfectly aligned against the poles
You people are retarded. Not even NY did this.
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>>134615347
Why? It's a fucking rest stop on a highway, it's meant for people on long drives to stop and get food/gas. Things are packed tightly together for convenience's sake, it's not like people live there.
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>>134620608
>22C nights
>40C days
>mfw ~45C days
>mfw hotter than fucking australia
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>>134614671
back to redddit
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>>134620577
Hello neighbor.
It is very hot during the day, but cools down at night. We live like yetis and polar bears up here.
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>>134620799
well if you're in the middle of the city that's to be expected, i'm right on the coast in a country town
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>>134615315
Because 'climate change' is a political tool. What do you think scares people more: dead forests or coastal cities flooding and Denmark ceasing to exist?
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>>134615058
Breezewood is the asshole of the interstate.
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>>134620161
At night you fucking retard
112 is pretty average during the summer here
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>>134620922
Northern California valley, my shitposter. Northern Sacramento area to be specific.
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>>134621036
i don't know maybe it's the smugness from the liberals wafting through the valley
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>>134616542
While I live somewhere cold, and would never live in a desert, why would we let our environment stop us? White people just invent things to solve problems instead of just saying 'that's the way it is'.

Skin burns? Invent a topical cream that protects you from it. House too hot in the summer? Invent air conditioning units which pump cool air to every area of your house. No water in your area? Build hundreds of miles of pipe and pump fresh water in from areas that have it.
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>>134621125
>bay area liberals pass the heat on to us while they deal with a yearlong high of 89
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>>134620904
If it were up to me I'd have it snow year round
>you will never have comfy Dunkin Donutsâ„¢ coffee with a scarf on and a knit sweater while looking at the snow falling in the middle of July
I want a new ice age.

>>134620764
>can't even go outside
My deepest condolences. Hows the skin cancer? Kek
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>>134620799
>using Celsius
>in my United States
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For the non-believers
This is how our night is right now
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>>134621036
Nor cal has always been hot asf. At least you're not dealing with pic related
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>>134621222
Just imagine its all a second hand body heat front moving south from San Francisco thanks to all the gays.
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>>134614410
It's a reverberating coating you idiot, all it means is that it reduced ground temp by 10 degrees, not air temp.
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>>134621439
Did you buy those parts for the door yet?
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>>134620216
Also like i said coal is not profitable.Even though trump pulled out of paris climate accord we will still ween out of fossil fuels into renewables because it is profitable.
>http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/donald-trump-us-president-coal-climate-change-paris-accord-texas-power-plant-lay-off-70-workers-a7854536.html
Laying off coal workers and investing into renewables. its the future.
>New money in renewable energy outpaced new investments in fossil fuels for the first time in 2015 to the tune of $350bn.
>>134621327
LOL as a white man i just stay inside during the day. The only folks outside during the day are Hispanic construction workers and even they cover up. Living in the desert valley is just a testament to the arrogance of man.
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>>134617220
TEMPE
E
M
P
E
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>>134621656

https://archive.is/I0xJk
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>>134621552
and since the ground in turn heats the air again it will also result in cooler air, at least in the area
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Is there any place on earth that stays between 50 and 70F year round?
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>>134621203
Some rich fuckwits poisoning your environment, media, society and the political apparatus used to govern it?
Uhhhhhhh
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>>134621577
Nope
The switches that control my passenger's window and lock work half-assedly
I need to replace them
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THEIR TRYING TO PRETEND ALL THE CONSIRACY THEORIES WHERE TALKED ABOUT THEM HAHAH https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp6LT2MdaPI
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>>134614695

This is the most important question, because I'm sure MA is next
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>inb4 (((they))) complain that they're white washing BLACK asphalt
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>>134621678
God bless you. You're the savior of /pol/. I wish people would just fucking archive.is their own shit
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>>134615315
Are your fingers having a stoke?
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>>134614643
Just blast the AC idiot.
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>>134614410


i know how we can solve this global warming crisis...once and for all


ONCE AND FOR ALL
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Just ride a bike dumb fuckers
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>>134620135
No i dont know what you mean. That project has proven to be snake oil.
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>>134614410
So what? They're just reflecting the warm air back into the atmosphere. This does absolutely nothing for climate change.
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>>134620572
The more solar you install the larger your duck curve gets and the more expensive power becomes.
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>>134614873
It's a republican state which means jobs are full and plentiful and cost of living low, making thousands of Cucklifornians move there, but the snowbirds are offsetting this by voting republican. For now anyway.
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This unironically is a good idea.
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>>134614410
These fucking summers man.

I went to the mall to pick up my sister today, had my dog in the car cuz skin condition and needed to go to the vet for pills.

By the time I walked to the mall entrance and back with her there was a white couple and a fucking cop standing next to my car becuase the dog was in it.

The shit was still COLD when I opened the doors for them.
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>>134622032
Kek hsving a
>stoke
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>>134614410
>By painting the streets white LA has lowered the temperature 10 degrees.

Technically speaking, they could place small metal wires within the upper layer of asphalt and use that as a heat conduit for electro-thermal applications. (Seebeck effect)
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>>134614410
>>134614507
>>134619153
>>134619559
Bricks are more durable, don't suffer from potholes, look nicer, and come in any color.

America is too big to make all roads brick or stone, however there is NO EXCUSE for the metropolitan areas not being 100% brick.
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>>134622518
They have bricks in a few old neighborhoods by me but it isn't all you think it would be. When its winter the bricks buckle outwards and damage cars. Asphalt does that too, but its more of a pothole or bump rather than a piece of brick sticking up. Since it's too much of a pain in the ass to find replacement bricks of the same size and color the city's just been filling the cracks with tar. Most of those roads are like 30-50% tar now.
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>>134615543
Roughly $40,000 per mile. Supposed to last 7 years.
Enjoy debnts.
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>>134622677
Looks fine to me, I guess it depends on how you set em up.
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>>134622203
Its about keeping the temp cooler in the city by reflecting rays. Just as electric cars will reduce smog and pollution in the city which is great.
>>134622279
The solution to this is large battery banks which right now isnt feasible. In the future however when we can asteroid mine for those rare minerals there could be majority solar in our lifetimes. Whats a good alternative energy source to fossil fuels until then? Nuclear? We need more of that.
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>>134615566
>dieing knowing you "made a difference"
American education
t.yuropoor
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>>134622802
Looks like it works for that geology, but my area gets to be -10-20 F and we sit atop shallow groundwater and clay. Shit expands like crazy. I'll try and find pic on google maps
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>>134614410
ONCE AGAIN WHITE IS SUPERIOR!
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>>134622518

brick is loud as fuck and uncomfortable to drive on at any real speed. No thanks.
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>>134623103
>uncomfortable to drive on at any real speed.
Then don't pave your highways with it.
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>>134614410
>10 degrees cooler

I think the temperature of LA should be raised by a few million degrees if you know what I'm saying.
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>>134618826
Abos don't sleep, they pass out. Indians too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6f013M8rhA
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>>134619491
posting relevant screencap
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I guess our pavements are bright enough to not heat up too much during summer. During winter that's the least of our worries.
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Engineer here, I can't even imagine being this dumb and uninformed about heat transfer, and yet you still have strong opinions about it! Thanks for the laughs.
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Seriously how do you Americans deal with the heat? I'm outside labouring and if it gets past 22 degrees Celsius I actually feel like passing out.
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>>134614533
thats actually true. good call.
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>>134624073
Americans sit inside their air conditioned houses and cars during summer. Same as we sit in our heated houses and cars during winter.
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>>134615347
why? because you're a collage aged millennial fucktard who "like totally hates capitalism man"?
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>>134622518

t. never driven on bricks
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>>134624073
It's literally 26 inside my house right now. My AC is about to die.
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>>134614410
Must be a nightmare for motorcycles to grip
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>>134620943
It's so shitty how the freeway just becomes a open access road in the middle of a busy corridor.
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>>134624073
>22c
WTF? That's the normal temperature here, more like 24 though. Inside. And we don't have AC.
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>>134622518
Thanks buddy. You just quadrupled the cost of installing utilities. Now go back to school.
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>>134624531
Jesus christ even Norway knows the hassle.
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>>134618392

>this kills the monkey

i am ok with this
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>>134619341
>not having a pair of sunglasses at work
Now you're just asking for it.
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>>134624905
Yeah I drove there driving I-70. Cross country.
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>>134614410
Californians are the worst kind of Americans because they seem to forget that there are other things in the world besides California.
Every Californian I have ever met irl or on here behaves like if there is a problem in California then it is the problem of the entire world, conversely if anything happens outside of California, Californians don't give a shit
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>>134618392
You have (or had) an uncertain future. Like a MAJOR life decision mixed with a breakup or something. Go clean your room, you'll feel better.
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>>134618392
that's scary, but there are worse things that are more likely to happen in brazil
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>>134625134
>Californians are the worst kind of Americans because they seem to forget that there are other things in the world besides California.

What's worse is they act that fucking way while living in other states, it's retarded.
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>>134620135
>Hey guys. I have this device that collects sunlight and turns it into energy. It's kinda fragile and works best when pointed directly at the sun.

>Sweet lets lay it on the ground and drive military vehicles over it.
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>>134620135
Yeah go ahead commie. As long as you pay.
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>>134615657
>Niggers and ezes find out that smoking the coat gives you a mild high.
>Goodbye roads.
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>>134625134
The worst is when Californians throw around the word bigot if you question their minorities for any crime what so ever. I dont know man cali is a beautiful place but theres a lot of commies, cucks and Mexican conquistadors living there.
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>>134624073
I once climbed a moutain in the high desert, drank my water halfway up to the top, said fuck it. Made it to the top and back down. I was 14. Second degree sun burns.

I now hardly ever burn and heat doesn't get to me but i still need to adjust.
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>>134614620
How is Californians killing themselves in car accidents because of stupidity a bad thing?
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>>134623011
My city in Connecticut redid its downtown with brick and it's looked like total shit since the first winter after they finished. I'll never understand why yuppies are so obsessed with the stuff.
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>>134614533
exactly. sun will have a criticality incident any day now. this is population control, plane and simpel
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>>134615058
That picture makes me vomit. Is this what America looks like?
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>>134625732
Do the hipsters buy a ranch and call themselves farmers as well? The answer is simple they like to play make believe no doubt about it.
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>>134625858
Pshaw. Japan has neon and flatscreen cancer you shouldnt be one to talk about consumerism and technology.
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>>134625858
No that's a truck stop area
You'll find similar locations when you drive through our highways
They're there as "pit stops" primarily for truckers but anyone can stop there and use the services too
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>>134617156
They never will. Too many people depend on the jobs im bedford county and other surrounding areas
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>>134615058

>Mcdonalds
>Restaurant
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>>134619388
honestly I think every scientist concerned with global warming is secretly a white supremacist.
>goal is to create a cooler earth
>cooler earth is a more favorable environment for whites
>Africans and Arabs thrive in warmer climates
>cannot allow these climates to expand
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>>134626236
Forgot to add
>Bill Nye the science goy advocates killing nigerian families with excessive children.
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>>134625358
Those panels are shit. When nanotechnology can mimic photosynthesis we'll have a viable solar panel. Give it about 20 years, it'll happen. Then it'll be painted onto a semiconductor substrate on top of any object you want.
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>>134616405
Soils in the then newly arable areas will take centuries to become as productive as those further south are now. Several decades alone until they are dry enough.
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>>134622518
Bricks?

Are you fucking kidding me?
They sink the minute a heavy truck runs over them.
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I think climate change is much more dangerous than most people realize, because the climate is a system characterized by a delayed response, which means that there is the possibility of totally losing control.

Most problems can be solved by simply everyone getting together and work really hard on a solution. Climate is different: it's inexorable.
By the time we start to see really dire consequences, it will already be too late to do anything at all.
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>CoolPavement coating

top kek what a scam. I bet a jew is behind this.
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>>134619874
wot, it's not fukken humid here. 75 is piss. try atlanta or miami.
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>>134626369
>>134626236
Except they are asking people in THE DEVELOPED COUNTRIES to have fewer children - not Africans
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>>134626721
>t. Civil Engineer
No it's actually real and it actually works. It's the same concept as wearing light colored clothing during the summer. Wear black and you fry.
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>>134626596
What's earth's ideal temperature?
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>>134614410
>white paint + sun
They are also solving race war, as people will go blind by the age of 20 in that environment without wearing ski glasses. Skin cancer will also help with the elderly problem
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>>134626596
unless the planet goes venus it'll be fine, and humanity are tough cunts so it'll stick around in some form
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>>134614725
sorry but the west is barely 20% of the total problem. The only "small improvement" that would work is using a dozen nukes to purge China and India of 75% of their population
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>>134626986
Isn't LA full of asians whose eyes evolved into the squint shape from 1,000s of years of living around glaciers?
>fucking asians come out ahead again.
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>>134626950
for the current biosphere and human civilization, it would be the temperature range of the Holocene (so between 0.5 and 1°C cooler than present)

>>134627030
if that's your only concern I can comfort you: there is no plausible way human beings could induce a Venus-esque runaway greenhouse effect.
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>>134624073
>22 degrees Celsius
>71.6F

seriously, wtf?
you need to see a doctor, lad. I guess all that London fog really thins out your skin
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>>134616585
I literally almost crashed into a parked car because I was driving east in the morning.
I was completely blinded by the sun and going 10 kmph.
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>>134627162

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2003_European_heat_wave

Last time Europe had some 100 FAHRENHEIT temps, 70,000 people died.
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>>134626596
Humans,

Sorry you evolved during the ice ages that dominated the Pleistocene. They were kind of a fluke. I'm usually much warmer than this. Forgive me as things start to heat up. Please, do not blame yourself. This is just how I roll.

Sincerely,
Earth
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>>134615058
Remember Quiznos? *sigh* Good times...
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>>134627538
i remember that; i guess global warming would me the EU would just fold and the Muslims would inherit their ruins
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>>134625858
It's funny. A french guy visited Las Vegas-Los Angeles back in the early 2000s, and noticed the large roads with commercial developments on each side, with tons of parking and large billboards of advertisement. So he thought of an idea. Bring this model of development into France. So between Aix and Marseille he invested 9 million euros to build pic related.
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>>134616948
it will be washed outside of the ecosystem
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>>134627843
Wait.. but isn't that the eco system?
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>>134627843
How do I know this? What is this from?
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>>134615058
>All those american flags asking why
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>>134627682
I will take that as a joke
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>>134628072
Shut it. I saw an Aussie question it too.
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>>134628163
yeah but Aussies post in cryptoirony
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>>134628136
Good because I find the lack of evidence for anthropological warming having a major contribution to the global temperature absolutely hysterical.
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>>134624073
It was 98f yesterday on my afternoon jog.
You get all light headed and shit, it's pretty cool to be honest.
Born and raised in Georgia. I do love hot weather though. How northern fags deal with snow is something I'll never understand... my state shuts down when there is 2 inches of snow kek.
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>>134615058
>American culture

sad!
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>>134628446
Fuck you! We have culture.
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>>134628372
>It was 98f yesterday on my afternoon jog.
>You get all light headed and shit, it's pretty cool to be honest.
Jesus Christ to be that weak, to get light headed on a summer's day.
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>>134628533
It's so depressing seeing the classical beauty of European cities and the beautiful hundred year old stone built structures then going outside to see the depressing suburbs we have filled with shitty carbon copy drywall building that will last 50 years before collapsing.
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>>134628047
https://youtu.be/3m5qxZm_JqM
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>>134615750
Yeah that castle is really gong to help me refuel.
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>>134614410

They should build these in India.
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>>134628640
No shit! People actually treat it like it's a big deal. It must be this whole pussy generation of millennials that spent too much time on their Facespace.
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>>134628925
There it is. Thanks!
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>>134628946
You don't need to refuel, cars are degenerate. In most European cities you just bike and walk, it's why they aren't fat subhumans like America where 3 in 4 people are overweight.
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>>134614410
>make city 10 degrees cooler
>Excess green house gases are trapping reflection
>accelerate global warming

kek
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>>134628855
Hey watch this movie: https://youtu.be/ilV6gd7BKSo

Quite funny and interesting. Set in the Calgart suburbs.
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>>134628855
I know. My house is just over 100 years old and wife is concerned about the uneven floor upstairs being a sign we have foundation issues.
>"but it's over 100 years old."
She doesn't get it.
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tfw started learning about urban planning
>flag
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This is good even though paint toxic, and rain will wash the toxins into the water supply
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>>134629272
Having a car as a toy is fun but I can't for the fuckin' life of me understand how people can stand being trapped in one for 2+ hours a day.
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>>134629514
What's the paint made of?
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>>134614410
saw this idea on the invention site halfbakery years ago
http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/White_20Roads_20Stop_20Global_20Warming#1232122888
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>>134614854
you are really getting to wall building over there aren't you. Good for you, everyone should have a hobby
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>not using led non solar roads
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>>134629558
Imagine you live an hour away from work. There, that was easy.
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>>134614890
no, they haven't thought of that yet, its california, liberals don't have foresight
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>>134629638
Those are shit.
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>>134628855

The U.S. and Canada can't match some of the great European architecture, but carbon copy suburbs like that are better compared to the commie blocks in Europe, and I know which I'd prefer. Not to mention those are typically starter homes and/or retirement communities and are comparable in price to a 1 bedroom apartment.
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>>134629558
>tfw 1.5 hour commute to work and back

KILL ME PLEASE
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>>134627803
god it looks even worse when europeans do it
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>>134629443
Hey are you the Gold Coast planner in every planning thread? I'm the nord planner from every planning thread.
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>>134629866
>Gold Coast planner in every planning thread?
no i rarely go on /pol/

tell that planner to delet this place and fix it
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>>134629514
This is a LEED certified design technique. It's going to harm the water supply.
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>>134629558

Better than being packed in a crowded bus or train next to smelly niggers for 2 hours a day.
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>>134620577
Ontariofag here. 78 F is WAAAAAYYYYY TOO HOT
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>>134629270
This image forgets -30c or -22f, its pretty common here too. Not that bad once you get used to it.
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>>134629952
I will, thanks.
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>>134630077
No shit? It's 3am and 84 degrees outside where I am.
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>>134630022
Whoooppss!!! I mean it's NOT going to harm the water supply.
>bedtime
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>>134616393
California is naturally a desert. It was terraformed over the course of generations. In the 70's they stopped increasing their water capacity (while of course population and agriculatural water demand have continued to rise) because they were worried about making some useless tiny river fish go extinct. That's literally the only reason why the recent drought was a problem.

Climate change is not a problem and never will be. Fucking dipshit liberals who care more about useless fish than people are. They almost destroyed California because of how much they hate people and want all humans to die.
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>>134614410
this might be a bit old for some of you, but... Pave the earth.
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>>134630451
yeah that's fuckin wrong, there are a ton of different types of climate zones in CA
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