/cpd/

Evening, Roberts.

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>>134598888
>those digits

GOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING ROBERT

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>>134600964
>>134602203
Howdy fellow Roberts

>neighbor has an actual marching band playing in the yard

wow, these threads are completely dead now?

>>134602705
Fairly slow night so far.

>>134602751
The peak is always July 4th weekend, but Robert has some loyal listeners that tune in regularly, especially on weekends.

Last night was fucking bananas.

>we're going to need an ambulance
>she's a mental

Evening Roberts!! :D

>fernando's brother in law is yelling at him

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>>134598888
checked
Here's to a comfy night, Roberts.

>>134598888
PRAISE

>fight brewing
>more cars needed
>[chimpish screeching]

Hey guys im in garfield ridge rn and swear i just heard 3 shots, calling it rn.

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>>134603234
The 4th was comparatively dull this year. Robert had a big crackdown and series of raids to thwart "holiday violence": http://abc7chicago.com/news/cpd-conducting-raids-across-city-in-effort-to-curb-holiday-violence/2181950/

Have a bump Roberts. Stay frosty

>ten people fighting with weapons

>bicycle fell in a pothole
All the way in?

>>134605077
There have been reports of random, possibly bottomless, sinkholes opening up in Chicago.

>>134605077
potholes in Chicago are huge.

>>134605601
are you using the youarelistening.to/chicago link? If so, you may need to switch to flash (or from flash). Other anons reported the same problem with that link (never had an issue with it personally but I still usually use the broadcastify link)

>>134605077
At one point we had a call about a semi losing part of its transmission after hitting a pothole.

>>134606154
Connecticut might be cold california, but one thing I will say is that this state does NOT fuck around with potholes. Wastelands like Hartford aside, when April roles around each year those potholes are filled and fucking FAST. It's like as soon as they take the wooden plow markers down, the next day they're out filling potholes.

Bless you CTDOT, you're the only good thing about this State.

>group of women fighting with knives

>100 motorcyclists in need of dispersal
Now that's not something you hear about every night

>daughter got choked by the ex boyfriend

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>>134603234
great thread last night. thoroughly enjoyed myself. wonder if they found the machine gunner..

>man threatening to beat her up and shoot her and all sorts of things
>teardrop tattoo on his face

Doesn't that tattoo mean he murdered someone in prison?

>>134608244
used to mean been to prison.

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>>134608244
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
normally yes.

>dispatch will be there until that time.

>>134603234
Last night was pretty tame.

>>134603399
Shit yes do want to buy it.

>need wagon
>it's not good

>drunk male walking in and out of traffic.

>car with bullet holes in it

>white car with windows busted out and bullet holes in it.

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>>134598888
Reporting for duty Robert.
>Hitler quads checked
>keys checked
So I find myself and crew stranded and at the mercy of Chiraq ship yards after receiving hull damage departing the port of Chicongo (I'm a sailorfag obv). We now expect three days for repairs. I am debating once again braving MALE BLACK and cabbing it downtown from the south side docks. Anyone recommend where to go? A few years ago I went to the museum of industry and tech (toured the U-505), also to House of Blues and Buddy Guy's. where else should I try an check out without getting shot Robert?

>inb4 in Chiraq/leaf flag
Pic related is our VSAT connection. v91 is Leaf satellite or some shit, I'm engine fag not ITfag.

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coming back to hammond to visit my parents this week. definitely gonna go to some sox night games. hopefully robert has i90 safe and secure.

Male black!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>134609302
oh that sucks robbery

>nurse at st. maries says vic was grabbed by neck in the ER by the boyfriend she left with.

Bf is a savage

>victim was grabbed in the ER by the neck by her boyfriend
>she left with him

>>134607658
machine gunner

wat

>>134609035


is wagon an ambulance or the coroners van?

>dispatch softly moaning (?)

>>134609585
there was a call about automatic sounding gun fire last night.

>woman in bushes, wearing white dress

>>134609670
it's the coroners van.

>crime at linkpark high school
IN THE END...

Im so high

X2 male black

>blond friend of the neighbor keeps knocking on the door, won't go away.

>husband is having seizure

>Roberta donest know their own unit number.

>>134608933
its not raining tonight so there might be some stuff

welp this is not exactly the kind of shit you hear on tv
any policefags up for explaining some of the obvious brevity?

Neet creeping around!!!!!!

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>>134610142

>>134598888
What the fuck is wrong with you people, please, move to Israel and convert.

>>134610142
It would "create a racial biased opinion against the black community".

>>134610196
Fuck i saved the thumbnail by mistake.

>shots fired
>take a slow down.

>unknown person with a gun is breaking in to her apartment's back door.

>>134610196
You had one job Robert!

>>134610196
picture for ants

>>134610196
>thumbnail
t-thanks

>>134610300
why of course my fellow person of color

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>>134610329
>>134610341
>>134610370
Yeah I know, I know.

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>>134609710
>there was a call about automatic sounding gun fire last night.


Possibly the M4 that was stolen when that FBI agent was carjacked a couple weeks ago. Wait til Male Black figures out how to use the flash-bangs.

>male black with a knife acting strange

>>134610628
That FBI agent is never going to get off desk duty for that level of fuck up. He's the dude you're told not to be during the boring ass safety talks.

>couch on fire in the alley

>>134610628

god that thing has to look out of place in w/e ghetto nigger's arsenal it's in atm

since it's fbi it's probably all tacticooled out

>woman points gun at husband for loud music.
I think.

>car vs bicyclist

>landlord fighting with pregnant woman
>landlord throwing hot water at her other kids (not sure?)

>Cindys fighting with the land lord

>three year old shot

Did I hear that right?

RUNNER!

>>134611608
F

>says he was hit by a car
>refused EMS
>says his leg hurts

>Requesting another unit
>Requesting a transport car

>cat sounds

>meow meow meow

> Attention all units: Transport unit in route
>He has leg shackles
modern day slave ship

>>134612134
>>cat sounds
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrZmt6_lV6g

>>134612160
Does this mean dispatch is a cougar? That feel when you'll never have foxxy or qt to say "10-4" to you.

>car ramming garage door

>uhaul truck ramming the garage door

>two men fighting
>they have stabbed each other with knives

>>134612433
>or a knife

>two males fighting, stabbed each other...possible with same knife.
That's gotta boost your risk to HIV
>sounds of per-recorded firearms.

>>134611809
f?

>>134612506
read
>>134611608

>>134612549
f as in what

false?
fatality?

>>134612653
3 year old child with a bullet wound
That's not a good thing
high chance of mortality

>>134612653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfT1XLD51zc

>>134612653
It's the press f for respects meme

>>134612706
I have to almost wonder shot with what. I'm sure it makes a mess..

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>>134610628
Will American ever be free of the pestulential groid?

>can't run plates
good night to steal a car

>threatening to attack caller at the taco shack

>14 y/o daughter is hyperventilating, panic attack (?)
>15 y/o reported missing away from mental hospital. bipolar depression, wating at blue line train now.

listening @ 11:57 E
EST,
Wty the fuk does a patrolman NOT have a computer available to check license plates?

>>134613373
Sounds like the system is down.

>sirens open key
Someone is going to get them selves v7 by the geeks watching the radio waves.

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>>134612923
>Will American ever be free of the pestulential groid?

Within about 2-3 weeks after we stop feeding them and providing first world amenities for them

>old school siren noise

>all personals suspended.
Robert can't take a piss now because of you male black.

>>134613506
this

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>>134613373
>Wty the fuk does a patrolman NOT have a computer available to check license plates?

Chicago is bankrupt, everything is half ass, broken down, or simply not actually available.

But there's plenty of money to patch up these niggers after they use each other for target practice every day.
http://stuffblackpeopledontlike.blogspot.com/2017/07/between-2009-2016-taxpayers-shelled-out.html

>>134613506
I really wonder how badly things will get due to the budget issues in Illinois. I doubt the state is going to have money to feed the south side. Is there an official list of programs that will be cut due to the budget mess?

>group of males standing around flashing gang signs.
Well this can only go well.

>>134613764
>holy shit doctors spend a shit load of money in 35min
>holy shit medicine costs a lot, how lower would my health care cost if not paying for niggers
>holy fuck, I don't want to pay for medical care of gang members.

Daaaawwwww, was that a kitty over?

>male white
>Chicago's own unicorn

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>he's in stable condition
STABLE. IS. NOT. A. CON.FUCKING.DIS.THE.FUCK.ON

Holy fucking shit, how many shots was that?

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>Boater almost got hit by a car because they are angry and want to get back to the boat.

>shop kept customers depost
>customer came back swinging a bat.

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>>134605077
>>134606644
>>134608244
>>134608933
>>134609144
>>134610300
>>134611011
>>134612433
>>134613300
>>134613777
>>134614566

Anyone ever look at how often CPD gets digits, it's pretty often.

>string of calls all involving coonery

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>>134612923

i have a boring job and much of my time is spent thinking about class 2 and 3 chimpouts and plans for home invasions

>ill be bored and i'll have all these boxes of .223 and .45 for no reason...

>>134615022
Check your digits, Robert.

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>>134615022

beautiful

>134615164
>134615297
Lol go figure.

>male is trying to get her grandson to beat him up

>someone might be having a stroke

>amberlamps needed
>woman hit her head

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>listening to the activities and problems of people I will never meet from 2,000 miles away
Feels odd. Almost like a fairy tale.

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>woman at police station, having trouble breathing.

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>>134616006
Not a dispatcher

>>134615837
enjoy the story because your taxes are still funding this shitshow.

>too many motorcycles on Lakeshore

>they have that black acura that was used in the homicide earlier

good evening, roberts.

any intel on drag racers tonight?

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>>134615837

i'm 45 mins away in Indiana, it's like living next to Mordor. They're not here...yet.

>>134616443
Not yet.

>piece of railroad track sticking up through the road
>no streetlights so you can't see it

>WHAT DO THEY HAVE
>dispatch: THEY HAVE THE BLACK ACURA that was used in a homicide earlier
>oh

>offender in custody for something.

>bit of railroad metal is coming up out of the road, with no lights.
fuck that's gotta ruin your car with a scary sound.

>>134616459
Best of luck Gondor, we'll pray for an Aragorn to wipe out Mordor for good for you guys.

>>134616443
Lots of motorcycles.

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>>134616349
>>134616459
Joke's on me, I live between LA and San Diego

>>134616459
Southern Indiana bro here. Good luck and godspeed

>six foot two while male, with tats all over his body, being loud and verbally attacking him and his girlfriend.
When did chiraq get the peckerwoods?

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>>134616561

it really is. much of the IN side near chicago, east chicago, gary, hammond are like osgiliath. occupied and are shit. st john, crown point, valpo are the remains of gondor

>>134616635
I split my time between bloomington and crown point

>>134598888
Amazing quads OP, and to everyone else:
How's my city treating you?

>>134616829
They've always been here, they're just offset by the crime committed by Male Blacks and Male Hispanics.

>>134616991
Bloomington is a nice town. I live in Terre Haute. Originally from Kokomo.

>another terminated chase
*sigh* this city needs to un cuck it's self.

>>134617324
Trust me, it won't happen any time soon.

>hit head
>firefairies need police
flamer faggots can't do anything themselves

>male on male rape

>male trying to rape a male
some prison flashbacks going on

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dindu nothin

>>134617661
Fuck yeah. And he's been drinking and is waiting for the cops to show.

>>134617755
sounds like he's ready to go back

>morsecode
what

>mother in-law hit caller and is saying the caller hit the baby

>check yo keys
Fucking better not be zone ten again.

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>>134617705

>>134618062
That's some kind of system initialization or something like that.

>someone cut off another Robert
>dispatch not happy

>>134618909
Is sassy on tonight?

>>134609302
>made in canada
nyuk nyuk nyuk

>rolling gunfight

>White shirts blue hats
what gang?

>rifle in the trunk

>back on the beef

>six shots fired

>male white running

200 people on Karlov need dispersin'

>gonna get struck by a car cuz he keeps fallin down

>>134621835
throw a few frags in, problem solved

>female hiding in the yard from a male with a gun

13 Robert doesn't sound very happy with dispatch.

>>134613764
HOLY SHIT, I used to live in Decatur and I know him from high school.

>>134622416
Wait, he's the wrong Shitavious but there were a shit ton of kids with ghetto ass names. I should go through my year book and post some.

>tenfo
>drag racers are back

>shooting, prostituting and drugs being sold at walgreens
well done male/female black that's a hat trick

>one intoxinate,he get struck by cars cause he keep going down

>>134598888
Shit's pretty active tonight, Roberts have been driving by my house a lot tonight.

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>>134598888

>>134623122
checked.

/Logan anon/ here. I fucked up and picked a shit bar for the meetup tomorrow. We need a new location.

>>134623122
>>134623255
Why is /cpd/ so based?

>>134623575
all night
read >>134615022

>>134623575

Because /cpd/ provides maximum /comfy/.

Can the few Roberts interested in the meetup report in?

>>134624093
Where you guys meeting?

>>134624283

That's the point, I fucked up and picked green eye but they close at the time of the meetup, 12am. We need a new location.

>caller told 911 he was shot
>hung up
>no response on callback

F

>>134624414
f

>>134624414

F

>>134624358
Greeneye? You talking about that place in Logan Square?

>>134624358
can't commit but can recommend alternate spots

>>134624414
F

What's goin on in CHIRAQ?

Any crazy ass shit?

>>134624500

Yea/bucktown/wherever you classify it

>>134624506

Please do

>>134624506

Quiet spots required, I hate the busy joints, but I'll do easy if we have to.

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>two body removals in as many minutes

>>134624573
General niggerlyness nothing too exciting.

>>134624822
checked

>>134624835

I don't think we have had chimps with machetes in a few weeks.

>>134624889
>>134624901

>offbyonekenobi.jpg

>>134624718
Bucktown's a different community area, but I know where that is.

>>134624984
>>134624718
Now that I think about it, it's somewhere between.

>>134624984

Bucktown liquors is across the street, Logan square (THE actual square) is about a mile from green eye. Semantics and irrelevant. We need a good spot for the meetup.

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>>134625073

I would say Wicker is closer than Logan, but again, irrelevant. I'm thinking Logan hardware is a good option. They have good beer and malört. Anyone have my OC pic pic of Logan hardware?

>>134610253
these are unsong heroes
its a dirty job, but someone has to keep the nogs in check within chimpcongo

I blame Jews for bringing the nogs to the US and keeping them here in the first place

>>134625377
checked

>>134610253

En fjert spiser, Hvorfor?

>>134624718
These are only because they are conducive and kinda in Logan/humboldt areas, not that they are my favorite bars: Continental, Whirlaway, Burlington, Map Room...

Decide board politics
>>134625581

>>134610553

Thanks for posting muh OC. I NIGHTSTALKER AIN'T FOR THE WEAK OF HEART!

>>134625785

Map room. Sold. Wanna join the meetup? 12am map room.

>>134625377
>Wicker Park
I hate that neighborhood, bunch of trash, naive hippies enslaved to Bernie, and shitty fashion all abound. Kizuki is nice to eat at though if you like Jap food.

>>134624792
J&M Tap on Leavitt at Augusta is mellow. Ola's Liquors on Damen is pretty cool too. I have also gone into Richmond's on Grand at Richmond and it is better than I expected

>home invasion

>/male hispanic/ asked for sex and stole a laptop.

>500 people out here drinking

>>134626107
Can't commit tonight, but may look for you guys if I am free. Should I just ask if you guys are part of the 'community organizing' group?

>>134626107
Good luck Robert, I'd join but I'm under drinking age and have a busy week ahead.

>brawl at traffic accident

>bikers headed northbound running red lights

>he broke the pump and is selling gas to other drivers

>subject broke pump and is selling gas to other drivers

>bad side effect to drug threatening suicide

>combative patient

>his uncle jumped from the car while it was moving

Odd. Usually it's sheboons who do that.

>>134629978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-WwevVXkug

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>welcome back to midnights
>happy to be here
that backlog

>now the SWAT incident has been declared

Oh shit son.

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>SWAT incident declared

oh yea

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gang banger knockdown coming

>maybe someone had enough of him and beat him again

>>134631197
This had better not be some anonymous source bullshit, Rueters.

>Apollo Fokolowski
nigger jew?
dispatch seems to think he had it coming.

>do they want equipment trucks or armored vehicles
>one should be an armored vehicle.
rolling out the heavy stuff

>>134631357
cool

>>134631319
I hope it is true. Rahm will have a shit fit. A few other "news" outlets picked up on it

>back window shot out

>person hit in the head with a pot. domestic battery
>request photos of the knot on her head. she wasn't burnt in the fire

>give news affairs a call ASAP

>>134615022
>digits on the digits post
doesn't get much more comfy than that.
slight edit: captcha = courtholders
come on, now

>male black with a gun standing in front of 7-11

>shots fired

>>134603399
Nice get, why not just call it a battering ram?

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>>134638619
Do you know who you're dealing with?

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>>134639386
Apparently I didn't...

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THAT SOUND

Waking up to all these burglaries...

City Life is not for me.

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Roberts

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Also bumbin' chillin'out max relaxin'

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>>134610196
here's the full sized version