Brit/pol/ - The Last Monarch edition

>>134596004
Suck my dicks britbongs

Required reading for non-immigrants.

>Mhe Magna Carta (1215), the Provisions of Oxford (1258), the Provisions of Westminster (1259), the Statute of Marlborough (1267), the Welsh Acts of 1535 & 1542, the Petition of Right (1628), Instrument of government (1653), Humble Petition & Advice (1657), Habeas Corpus Act (1679), the Bill of Rights (1689), the Act of Settlement (1701), and the Act of Union (1706), Acts of Union (1800), Reform Acts (1832, 1867, 1884), Representation of the People Act (1928, 1949, 1969), Parliament Acts (1911, 1949), Government of Ireland Act (1920), Irish Free State Act (1922), Irish Free State Constitution Act (1922), Royal and Parliamentary Titles Act (1927), Statute of Westminster (1931), His Majesty's Declaration of Abdication Act (1936), Life Peerages Act (1958), House of Lords Act (1999), European Communities Act (1972), European Union Act (2011), Northern Ireland Constitution Act (1973), Human Rights Act (1998), Scotland Act (1998, 2012, 2016), Wales Act (1998, 2006, 2014), Northern Ireland Act (1998), Freedom of Information Act (2000), Political Parties, Elections & Referendums Act (2000), Civil Contingencies Act (2005), Constitutional Reform Act (2005), Constitutional Reform & Governance Act (2010), Fixed-term Parliaments Act (2011), Succession to the Crown Act (2013), For Scotland, Laws of the Brets (1124), the Declaration of Arbroath (1320), the Claim of Right Act (1689) and for Wales, the Statute of Rhuddian (1284).


>Darcy v Allein (1603), the Case of Prohibitions (1607), Bushnel's Case (1670), Cf. Rex v Filer (1722), Bluet v Needs (1736), Rex v Gardner (1739), Malloch v Eastly (1744), Wingfield v. Stratford, (1752), Entick v Carryington (1765), Wingfield v. Stratford (1752), cf. Rex v. Dewhurst (1820), Tulk v Moxhay (1848), Hadley v Baxendale (1854), Rylands v Fletcher (1884), Foakes v Beer (1884), The Moorcock 14 P.D (1889), Carlill v Carbolic Smoke Ball Company (1893), Rex v Meade (1903), Rex v. Smith (1914),

>>134596082
>...Dunlop Pnuematic Tyre vs Selfridge and Co. Ltd (1915), A-G v De Keyser's Royal Hotel Ltd (1920), Donoghue v Stevenson (1932), Central London Property Trust Ltd v High Trees House Ltd (1947), Associated Provincial Picture Houses Ltd v Wednesbury Corporation (1948), Hedley Byrne v Heller (1963), Fagan v Metropolitan Police Commissioner (1969), Ramsay vs IRC (1982), Furniss v Dawson (1984), Factortame case (1990), Revill v Newbery (1996)

>Other reading: A. V. Dicey, Introduction to the Study of the Law of t>the Constitution, (8th Edn., London 1931), Edward Coke, The Fourth Part of the Institutes of the Laws of England (1628; this edn. London 1747), William Blackstone, Commentaries on the Laws of England (Oxford 1765), Cf. S. Halbrook, That Every Man be Armed: The Evolution of a Constitutional Right (Albuquerque 1984), James Pateson, Commentaries on the Liberty of the Subject and the Laws of England Relating to the Security of the Person (London 1877), Craik-Henderson "The Dangers of a Supreme Parliament", Statute of Northampton (1328), , 1908 Pistols Act, and the 1920, 1937, 1968, 1988, and 1997 Firearm Acts.

>>134596046
I would. Where is it?

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Also Nth for Monarchism.

>>134596046
How many have you got? Whip em out lad.

What's the thing you've done in the past 10 years that you are most ashamed to admit?

IM WAITING FOR MY FEELS STORY!

Also on writing mine, its funny which details I choose to leave out, take a note of what you leave out in your head when you greentext it. Its really interesting.

>>134596289

responded to a tripfag

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>>134596046
is that why they call you spider?

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P..please come back Adam senpai. I really miss you.

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>>134595433
I do have a half decent one though.
Back in secondary school, was about 16. Sort of friends with a girl I really liked (only girl I liked actually). Use to walk with her after history class to English and talk. One day she mentioned a party she was going to at the weekend, I was too autistic to realise she was asking me to come, so I kept on talking like a Rightly and couldn't figure out why she seemed disappointed. Next week I hear a bunch of her friends saying how the girl went to the party, was on her own most of the night and ended up giving a blowjob to some twat because she was drinking and he was the only person she knew there. My soul died that day. Look what I have become now. A kissless virgin I remain.

>>134596334
>>134596413

>>134596289
I can't remember when what things happened in the last 10 years,

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Remember to get a small solar powered radio for when SHTF so you can hear Theresa May saying everything is fine over longwave.

>just about to graduate secondary school 7 years ago
>have dumb immature slut gf at the time
>in econ class, talking about leaving to smoke during some spring school picnic
>another girl pipes up and says she wants to go with
>admits to smoking cause she is some sort of health assistant at a nursing home
>never EVER would've expected something from a grill like this
>she's quiet, in band, doesn't do anything bad
>apparently I am the badboy type

>she hangs out with us during the school picnic
>actually really cool
>talkative with all my friends
>not rude at all
>work later that night
>break up with ex cause can't trust her
>call new grill and ask her what she's doing the next night
>partying
>lol okay
>she gets "blackout" drunk that night (literally two beers)
>after she comes back to we go and sneak off into the woods to smoke
>thinking I'm going to fuck her right there in the weeds
>no.png
>we just talk and smoke for an hour while everyone looks for us
>another fag competing to get her attention that night
>btfo him when I say I'm going to take her home (thinking of sex/hardcore fucking time)

PART UNO

Dumb brit fags can't wait to rape ya women

>>134596289
Check my reply from last thread if you can be bothered

>>134596499
I'd know which reply you were talking about if you were a triplord.

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>>134596360
No! The windy man! The long mover!

>>134596413
Mate I know almost that EXACT feel, you get this sense of 'Oh fuck it then'. It feels like the world has flipped upside down, everything is so intense when you're 16.

>>134596289
used to be an sjw.

>>134596082
>>134596110
>LOOK GUISE, I'M SMART, I READ BOOKS!!!

>>134596485
I love this shit.

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>>134596413

>>134596289
Voted Conservative

>>134596687
I don't know why I feel the need to even give you a (You) but you fucking killing brain cells and ruin entire threads with complete shit replies to 2 weeks of hard work collecting importing statutes and case law in regards to our legal system you mong.

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>>134596589
I know the lyrics to every Smiths song because of that day.

>>134596687
BEING WHITE ISN'T ENOUGH

KNOW WHAT YOU ARE

TO READ ABOUT YOUR OWN CULTURE IS A REVOLUTIONARY ACT

>>134596413
>getting drunk and sucking guys off at parties
sounds like you dodged a bullet desu lad. no mercy for the eternal skank.

>>134596797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOQ3_9J43eY

>>134596797
You were lucky. I got into joy division and almost suicided at 17 lol.

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>>134596521
The one who went to the crammer school

>>134596839
Read Fielding's Tom Jones, our women have always been the Eternal Skank.

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>>134596418
>>134596807

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>>134596289
Bombed my A-levels (from straight As at GCSE), lost all my friends and had a mental breakdown all for one reason - a girl stringed me along for the entirety of my secondary school life for a laugh. We went on dates, days out, kissed etc. then she got bored and went to the police telling them I was a stalker, resulting in a police warning. This then happened two more times before I completely broke down, retreated from all public life and became a complete recluse for a few years.

If I managed to pull together some semblance of a life after that then anyone can. Do not AMA.

>>134596485
I should add that she was in a very long relationship with a seemingly bad person for like 7 years and she just broke up with him
>End up fucking talking with her for like SIX FUCKING HOURS that night about philosophy, politics, all the like, in my parents' basement
>no sex
>take her home at sunrise
>end up dating

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>>134596839
I know. That's why I'm on here and spend my days reading T.S Eliot and watching Mosley and Hitchens videos. Wouldn't have been as bad though if it was me she was sucking off. Still.
>But no longer at ease in the old dispensations
>With an alien people clutching their gods.
>I should be glad of another death.

>>134597036
Oh right, yes I read that.

Was it all worth it, did you get into that university?

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>>134596797
>>134596934

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOFI14NIrPk

>>134596943
https://youtu.be/8d9C5KHP5z0?t=57

>>134596783
How can you possibly read all that. It would take years. What would the benefit be? You wouldn't be able to remember it all.

>>134596943
I could hear this playing in my head when I found out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ah2NgBVC1ps

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>>134597111
iktf

>>134597137
Magna Carta is literally one sheet of paper.

>>134597013
That image makes me feel sorry for what we've done.

You need to sort yourself out, Rightly. You're a good kid. Don't waste your youth.

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>need a job
>can't get job without experience
>can't get experience without a job

>>134597137
Well, seeing as I'm a neet with no law degree to speak of, I just take 1/4 of the time I'd spend shitposting on Brit/pol/ and apply it to constitutional law. Its something I hold a genuine interest in and its patriotic in its own way.

It's benefits are having in depth knowledge of the British constitution, one of the most complex in existence because it is uncodified. Overall, it took 2 weeks to compile that, and around 6-7 months of studying overall to have a basic understanding of what mostly all of those bits of legislation are.

I don't know what to say. Try studying Henry II, the English Civil War, the Glorious Revolution etc. Pick up a subject of interest to go along with the legal and more boring side.

>>134597215
Fuck I miss being a teenager. I miss the intensity and the lack of experience and the pretentiousness. It was horrible and very much so, but atleast it was something. Everything is just mauve now.

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>>134597116
I did, it bought 3 more years of youth, only problem is that everybody are left wing cunts.

>>134597398
Connections mate. It's the only way you can work the system in this day and age.

>>134597337
A WHOLE sheet. I'm not a fucking classicist. I need everything in bite size chunks. Does the magna carta have a twitter?

>>134597398
Volenteer

Hey brits im curious how your teeth are. Are they straight and white or are the stereotypes true?

>>134597400
You're a good lad with more stamina that I have.

>>134597398
Thank your grandparents

>>134597529
>>134597337
>is there some sort of ironic meme i can digest this information with?

>>134597085
>tfw post not as long as I thought it was going to be


>working long hours
>difficult to get ahold of her
>she's on a completely different schedule than mine
>never texts or calls back
>SHE breaks up with ME
>pit in stomach the whole time
>calls me back like 3 days later saying she made a mistake cause she was nervous
>actually quite a good apology
>continue dating
>end up fucking her with condom
>literally biggest load I've ever blown at one time because I feel like I need to be saving myself for her
>don't even masturbate anymore
>just wait for her to have sex with me from then on
>she's shy so sometimes it up to a week until she wants to have sex
>still on nofap
>finally convince her to rawdog cause she can't get preggo

>June 2010
>one night late after work
>watching national treasure 2 where they're in South Dakota at Mt. Rushmore wathcing the fireworks in the end during the 4th of July
>tell her I want to do see them
>we plan a vacation to the black hills
>only a 9 hour drive, not too bad
>we leave at 12:00am and go to the black hills and sleep in a tent together

>accidentally cut her hand trying to break open crystal rock
>almost cry because of what I've done
>that night tell her I love her
>pass out drunk before I get her response

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>>134597410
Was only three years ago. I'm still 19 for two more months. So I'm not as bad as Steerkike the Wizard or Rightly yet.
>tfw you're still intense and lack experience

>>134597607
This. Has sam hyde parodied it?

>>134597542
I don't brush because fluoride, yellow asf but pretty straight so it has a rugged charm to it

>>134596004
>Citing the independent for politics news

Wew

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Right, I gave you mine so where's everyone else's feel stories? And I don't mean the Yank twat's shite one. Rightly, talk about your depression.

>>134597626
keeping going burgerbro, i'm listening

>>134597649

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC8FET-EGVM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC8FET-EGVM

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>>134597412
>Just realised how based my tripcode was

>>134597542
Straight and fine. Healthy. But stained.

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>>134597917
KKK are nigger tier nationalists like Britain first and the EDL.

>>134597649
I don't enjoy music like I used to anymore. Thats what you have to look forward too. A big grey block with responsibilities and work and then death. Teenagers are the masterrace.

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>>134597542
Straight but stained from tea/coffee and cigarettes

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>>134597111
Check'd. I have been reading a fair bit of Eliot recently, probably something to do with yourself and that convo a few days ago with that lad who was off to study English Lit at uni despite knowing how much of an indoctrination shitshow it was going to be..

>>134597649
>>134598011
The only music I enjoy are ambient tracks and dramatic theme tunes.

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>>134597877
>tfw you've spent your entire 19th year on a 'gap yarr' reading Eliot, Joyce and Shakespeare while trading banter and shitposting with tripfags as lonely as my self on some Asian anime site

So will we get out summer riots with this #JusticeForRash shit?
https://twitter.com/_coinz/status/888885496117694464

Seems like perfect conditions for it

>hot days proven to cause public unrest
>black person people will think was unlawfully killed regardless of the truth
>justicefor campaigns have proven to cause lots of protests
>people will feel entitled to be violent with police
>grenfell will just stoke the flames of anger even more
>tory government in charge just like last time
>labour are bound to make some kind of inappropriate comment for an ongoing investigation


We're going to get bigger riots than before I reckon.

>>134598011
How old are you? 35 here. I don't enjoy anything any more.

>>134598075
If you can cite reason or evidence for your claims, then you should be fine. So long as the (inevitably) lefty professor isn't a full Commie.

>>134598118
>tfw you spent every gear as a gap year doing nothing...

>>134598133
>Riots
>Shopping with violence

I hope so tbqh, we've been devoid of happenings for a few weeks

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Bodenposting for the fuck of it

>A hundred years ago, Christianity was an overarching system in our society, for those who went along with it socially, for those who believed in it in a deep core way. It’s now virtually — apart from small minorities — invisible. It’s extraordinary how a faith system that can shape a civilization in part for a millennium-and-a-half to two millennia, can disappear. Those who say that certain ideas and ideals are impossible should look at what’s happened to many of our belief systems.

>A hundred years ago we had an elite. We actually had a government. We really haven’t had a government in this country, pretty much, for about 100 years. Not an elite that knows what it wants and understands its mission in life, and that will hand on to people after it, and that comes out groups that exist before it. We’re ruled by essentially a commercial elite, not an intellectual elite or a military elite or even a political one, but a commercial, profit-and-loss one.

>And things have slid to such a degree now that if asked what does it mean to be British, probably about 8 million of our people will say Posh and Becks. That’s what it means for many people inundated to the tube, and its vapid nonsense.

>>134598137
26. Fucking hell don't say that. Maybe I was right to want to suicide at 17.

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>>134598075
>with that lad who was off to study English Lit at uni
That is I. I think I'm the only one who constantly posts photos of Eliot and his poems every thread. Read his short poem Hysteria (fucking beautiful writing) and Journey of the Magi. Also Prufrock and the Waste Land if you haven't already.
>if you see Eliot or (James) Joyce posted here then its probably me

>>134598267
Perhaps it's all building up to one big happening this year?

>>134598346
Please don't study lit. It's not at all what you think it'll be. Unless you literally can't do anything else.

>We face a situation in the West, where, paradoxically, spiritually we’re in a far worse state than the people who lived under communism. And this is one of the great ironies, because amongst its manias and the rest of it, communism froze things. It froze things glacially for 50 years in many respects. And much of the decay, the voluntarist decay, much of which we’ve imposed ourselves, because of ideas that successive generations of our leaders have adopted from themselves and from others, didn’t occur to the same degree in the East: the idea of self-denigration, that patriotism is the worst evil on Earth, that patriotism is one-stop from genocide, that you own group is always the worst group. This hadn’t been institutionalized and internalized quite to the same degree. It’s perverse that peace and plenty can produce more decadence and decay than hard-line Puritanism, artistic philistinism, queuing, and terror. But that’s what’s happened!

>>134598108
I've strangely gone off most music I used to listen to, Pink Floyd etc but I do listen to a band called Cleaners From Venus and some opera. Been reading a tonne loads of books/poems/plays though.

Can somebody please tell me what the Conservative party is attempting to conserve?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40692782

>>134598133
You need to stop trying to escape your problems by focusing on politics and happenings. They're not going to go away. Take a long break and have a good think about your predicament. You're a smart kid. You'll figure it out. But It's going to take some work.

>>134597542
Straight, off white (stained from wine, coffee, etc and I don't use whitener), full of fillings from eating sweeties when I was a kid, missing premolar pulled out because it was cracked.

>>134598529
I know my situation and have ideas.

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>>134598502
Listen to this.
https://youtu.be/TEleUc-_MoI
Especially the latter half.

Last one

>And in this society liberalism has learned how to rule in a far more sophisticated way. Towards the end of the quasi-Stalinist state in Czechoslovakia secret policeman were looking under people’s beds for abstract paintings and jazz music and this sort of nonsense. The West allows people to dissent, just to think in their own little boxes, and don’t give a damn. Doesn’t bother to ban books because 40% of the population can’t read them anyway. This is how liberalism rules. It doesn’t allow the privilege of dissent, because it disprivileges dissenting ideas. And if people can’t think, and those ideas aren’t worth anything anyway, it’s invisible. And therefore you don’t even need to “persecute.” You can put economic pressure on people, so you got a choice to be sort of decanted from bourgeois life if you manifest in public certain types of opinion. That’s one of the pressures that’s put on people. That’s done deliberately to stop people who have education forming in the head, forming a brain, forming an elite with the fist. And that’s done quite deliberately, so that the leaders will be choked off.

>>134598526
They're conserving kike control, as well as the few crumbs of economic/political power they can retain for themselves and their friends.

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>>134597626
>wake up that morning, do more exploring
>tentatively ask her what she said in response to "I love you"
>she said I love you too
>smiles.jpg
>we drive back
>spend the rest of the summer mostly talking, banging, meeting each others' families, etc


>night before leaving for uni
>balling like a little girl
>see car on the side of the road in the ditch on the way home from her house
>turns out it's friends older brother passed out in the seat
>pull him out from wreck
>call her afterwards
>she calls me a hero, says I saved his life
> :)

>we both go off to school
>she goes out to a hooka bar her first weekend
>"forgets" her phone
>nervous about freshman being easy and assuming I'll find girls in college
>I break up with her

>visit her in school 6 months later
>she's all fucked up and she misses home
>she's depressed, ends up failing most of her classes and getting kicked out at one point
>eventually she gets back in
>visit her the next summer
>she has cut her long, beautiful hair and looks like a dyke
>still want to take her back

>the next year she becomes a hyper liberal wanting to literally do gaming journalism
>visit her after I graduate
>post my redpilling
>again we talk for like SEVEN FUCKING HOURS until sunrise
>BTFO all her retarded arguments in person and in text later that day

>tfw I scared her with my midwestern uni edu
>tfw she changed her number to better represent her chicago schooling (not because of me)
>tfw she never gave me her new number
>tfw she is now a hardcore feminist who rooted on Hillary
>tfw saw her at the women's march the day after the Trump inauguration on twatter
>tfw she's a faggot PR person for some women's rights group

The end

She wanted to be a fucking biologist too. I fucking hate liberals so much

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>>134598479
Too late. Been over this so many times on here already. Read fuck loads already, all the stuff on the course so they wont be able to jew my view of them, brilliant at essays and cant do nor enjoy anything else.

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If I contact the embassy and request citizenship will they gib me dats?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXkqayAc6Ew

britpol is a strange assortment of people, keep the stories coming lads

>>134597542
had very crooked teeth as a youngster. needed them fixed with braces. somewhat yellow-ish.

>>134598600
Ha! Actually listened to that many times and lots of Philip Glass stuff. Quite enjoy it.

>>134598835
It's like watching your hands turn to old age, wrinkle, and decay off.

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>>134598526
>Ms Greening also launched a survey to get LGBT people to help shape government policy in the future.

>>134598681
Sounds like you dodged a bullet tbqhwy

Thanks for sharing anyway.

>>134598696
I'm not worried about your mind being changed. I'm worried about the social isolation you're bound to face if you hold those opinions publically. You'll retreat more and more into britpol and end up like me. DON'T

>>134598599
Good luck, mate.

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>>134598710
Why?

Stay in Burgerland, I would.

I love my island but it ain't a nice place at the moment.

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>>134598720
Lovely stuff. Been obsessed with Syd for years. Listen to this cover of one of his songs-
>Inside me I feel alone and unreal
>And the way you kiss will always be a very special thing to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEOunNGCvNM

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>>134598681
Fuck thats awful. Once they're converted there's no saving them, its like a religion. Goddamn.

>>134598108
same. all of the good composers are in films and vidya. normie music is for the most part just bland tripe only fit to drown out your thoughts temporarily, and has been since at least the sixties.

>>134598931
>You'll retreat more and more into britpol and end up like me
Too late. Haven't talked to anyone but mummy and little brother for about 4 months. But people for some reason get on with me even though I'm a bit weird. Music taste, humour etc.

>>134598271
26? Uh oh. You have no idea how much worse it can get.

>>134598909
>>134599056

idk..it's almost like, yes, maybe she was primed to do something like that but if I would've stayed with her I would've been able to save her
else I would've turned into the type of guy who lets Tyrone into the house to fuck her while I film

idk I'm pretty stubborn by I think I would've been able to save her. Oh well.

>>134599139
People like you and me aren't destined to be normies I guess.

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>>134598118
>tfw wasted three years on useless uni course that i don't even like and only passion in life is writing

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>finally starting proper uni course at age 20

Most depressing brit/pol/ threads in the last week by far.

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>I have insulted, disagreed with, and agreed with many of the people here
>they will never know
>i will never know

>>134599242
like most people have posted here (and I honestly believe it), women aren't leaders by nature, they are followers

If you can get a girl to like you she'll eventually become redpilled if you are too

>>134599374
It's really comfy though. I might green text my masterpiece feel story.

>>134599374
I WANT THE ROCKS
GIVE ME THE ROCKS
THEY HURT
BUT THE ATTENTION IS NICE

>>134599374
You need to take a break. Seriously.

>>134599374
Cheer up

we have Trump, and with that, you got brexit

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>>134599290
>tfw

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>>134599494
What a world when sanity is a victory on occasion.

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>>134599374
Aren't we supposed to be emotionless evil Nazi fascists? Bloody hell! I hope no one is watching!

>>134599430
The thing about communism and feminism and most isms is you can't redpill them. You can show them all the facts and evidence but they won't understand until a boot crushes their neck. I have a friend whose fallen to communism and there's no changing his mind.

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>>134599374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0EyGSzcIj0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0EyGSzcIj0

I'm enjoying the feelsposting tonight, let it all out lads, the therapist is here

>>134599290
I'm an engineerfag (licensed and everything) and I'm not even sure if I want to stick with doing what I am (was) doing

>>134599491
No I don't. I don't feel like posting here is holding me back.

>>134599290
What course?

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>>134598479
i did lit as my main subject in first year. it was literally my first face-to-face encounter with der juden. i only realised that looking back years later. the lecturers were two jewish women (one was definitely a jew, the other i'm about 60% sure was jewish) who made literally the entire course about feminism and basically just brainwashed a room full of impressionable white girls to hate white men. it was the horrific thing i've witnessed in some ways.

>>134599646
I'm gonna green text my magnum opus green text on word now

>>134599374
Yes, this is miserable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN-CqIytN2U

>>134599364
That's not bad at all. Will be almost 20 when I start. Only had one year off after sixth form.

>>134599604
Have you tried arguing that the social unit that he wants is the communal traditional village?

Have you tried saying that the way to promote an ethic of non-commercialism, one must first stop treating everything as an asset?

>>134599650
Then you're completely delusional.

>>134599688
My lecturer was a jew and (i'm not even kidding) had a mug of an expanding israel on her desk.

>>134599774
I don't think he is.

>>134599774
Prove it then, why do I need to take a break and why is this place holding me back?

>>134599796
>Jew
>Zionist
Pick one

>>134599673
history. it's upwards of 90% kikery these days. that's actually what redpilled me on the jews. i remember looking at my reading list for a particularly pozzed class and doing a double take at all the jewish names. that was when everything sort of clicked. a real road to damascus moment.

>>134599761
Logic facts and evidence are completely irrelevant. If he loses an argument he talks about 'having faith in marx and lenin'

>>134599839
Don't listen to them son. You're a failure regardless of whether your only aspiration in life is to outpass YKTD in post count.

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>>134599796
amazing

>>134599845
But can you give me a specific example where everything changed, and explains everything? NO?! HAHA! THOUGHT NOT! CHECKMATE!

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>>134599364
>>134599744
>Never went to Uni
>28 soon
>Years of sustained marijuana abuse = brainlet
>Still no clue what I want to do when I 'grow up'

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>>134599744
>had to repeat one year of my a levels and still ended up doing a foundation year

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>>134599650
Where's your feels story. I told you mine. Its your turn. I already know about the home in the countryside and the climbing through windows though.

>>134599841
Both wtf are you saying

>>134599907
It isn't. I just like this place. I can talk to the people here like nowhere else. Brit/pol/ is one of the few remaining places on 4chan that still feels like 4chan.

>>134599901
Maybe you should argue for what you want through the lens of Communism. It's not too hard.

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>>134599592
shit's fucked anon

it's so fucking weird

My parents give me shit about not having a job, but how the fuck can you enjoy a job that you pay at over 1/4th of your gross earnings (1/3rd net) towards student loans? They understand to an extent, but to another extent they had it so much fucking easier.

I just want to go back to the type of world that they lived in. Unprecedented wealth from literally everything you can think of. Even retarded fucking factory workers could make a decent living back then.

I need to speak to someone in person but there is no way to do so with trust.

I was thinking of going abroad for a week, finding an English person and paying them to listen to my problems but that's insane. I usually write something here but there's no point. I need human contact

>>134599967
Real Jews aren't Zionists in my opinion.

>>134600048
hit and miss desu

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>>134599956
But you're almost a wizard Steerkike...

>>134600102
They are commanded to wander. The Holocaust was the 'prophesy' they needed to own land again.

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>27 years old
>no friends, shit job, no gf, still live at home, kissless virgin, never even held a woman's hand in an intimate capacity, manlet, completely average looks, shy introvert, don't like to drink or smoke or party, don't know what I'm going to do with my life career-wise, etc.
>the only things going for me are that I have a car and I generally treat people well

>>134599956
I'll remember this.

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>>134599374
>>134599594
>My time with anon had come to an end. During our time together, I had learned about his general cynicism and misanthropy but also his irreverent, self-deprecating style of humour and his ability to show compassion toward those who shared his "feels". What had started as a journey into the "dark side of the internet" had become a poignant investigation into the lives of wayward young men. With no community to fall back on and plenty of free time to spend online, they had forged an alliance not out of common interest, but a common sense of displacement. Although they have been attacked in the media as Nazis, perverts and nihilists, the picture I was presented with was one of loneliness and desperation. I finally realised that the "Internet Hate Machine" hates nothing more than itself.

>>134599981
Brit/pol/ made me not be a nihilist in regards to British politics any more, ironically. I actually have some sense of patriotism, some hope. Though Hitchenposters attempt to ruin this, the people here are proof enough.

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>>134600240
Brilliant. Truly.

>>134600240
Where's the greentaxt for this again?

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>>134598346
Thanks mate, will check them out.
>>134598931
To be fair to him the lad has good taste, writes well, knows what he is passionate about and is staunch in a charmingly stubborn way. I managed to redpill the fuck out of my only real pal on the course who I also happened to live with and it was really incredible having someone to tear the ideology that we were being taught to shreds when we got home and discuss the tenets of real literature and the noble fundamental ideas of the humanities pre-Frankfurt School / School of Resentment subversion. One of the things that irks me the most about doing the course was I would write a fair amount of poetry to a decent standard and really enjoy doing so prior to enrolling, one of the reasons I did it really, and now although I am technically better my creative output is basically zero due to in a way I can only describe as having my passion crushed. You're right about most people forming social groups around these ideologies, during my graduation I overheard the girl in front of me say 'these robes are a bit sexist aren't they' and you should have heard the cheer when they announced they would be studying Harry Potter on one of the modules next year in lieu of something of literary worth, the degeneration was palpable but oddly cathartic.

>>134600305
Hitchens has hope. Just not a hope for what came before. You can revive the old into the new.

>>134600224
>t. unwanted advice guy

I've taken the first step at least, no more weed.

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>>134600447
Seek out therapy.

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>>134600447
Haven't taken a break in over a year. Should I be worried? I mean, without any exaggerations, repeated daily use. As I type this.

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>>134600318
This?

I was watching an old British movie from the 50's earlier.

The amount of industry you can see in the background of the shots is astounding. It was in some (now) shitty Northern city, but you can see so much industrial activity in the background. Britain was thriving.

It made me sad to think of the kebab shop high streets pitted with a few betyting shops and job centers.

>>134599956
when I was 14 got people to buy that nasty synthetic legal weed. fuked my head up after couple of years of use ,constant anxiety and the world feels like a dream . the only genuine emotion I feel is sadness. sometimes I pathetically try to make myself sad just so I can feel.

I know that sounds like emo shit but its true, I wish I had listened to Hitchens

>>134600547
Seems like you need to watch some "Look at Life" shorts from the 60s. Shocking to see how fucked the country has become.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLaRH67dApI&list=PLBQvsi5IXiKvoHJVe0D_RjCN3_QXOrU2V

>>134600541
tvym

>>134600623
That's very popular in Newcastle right now. It's turned the North East into a walking zombie land. I tried it once, smoked it as if it was weed and had the worst fucking paranoia I've ever had in my life. Never again.

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>I believe that resentment and pity are the things to be avoided
>FIRE ENERGY GLORY AND THINKING
>thinking is the most important thing
>BEING WHITE ISN'T ENOUGH, BEING ENGLISH ISN'T ENOUGH, BEING BRITISH ISN'T ENOUGH, KNOW WHAT YOU ARE!
>To read about your own culture is a revolutionary act

>>134599839
You need to take a break because you're seriously depressed and suicidal. While I understand that that outlook is a natural response to the state of our nation, sitting here focusing solely on it and making 850 posts a day every single day on this bleak board while you're unemployed, friendless, virginal and living with your parents at 24 years of age is holding you back. You have a lot of work to do to turn things around. If you cannot see that, you are as I say you are: deluded.

Take a break.

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>i rip the skin from my fingers
>reminds me i'm real
>the pain isn't bad
>i can feel

>>134600801
CRRRAAAWWWWLINGGG

>>134600767
I'm 29 and living with my parents.

I'm far worse.

>>134600871
>not developing neurotic ticks

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>>134599839
>>134600767
he's right, you know.

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>>134600345
Don't worry about me at Uni. I'm a bit weird and have always been a loner with only a very few select friends but I seem to get on with most people even if they are unbearable. Also all the Marxist shite doesn't get under my skin outside here for some reason. I had a lot of it in sixth form with some of the people I knew (open borders, islam is a religion of peace etc) but I just close my eyes and think of England. Also, you seem well read and into the same stuff as me, what do you think of James Joyce. Read all of his stuff apart from Finnegans Wake (like most people) and he blows my mind.

So how many of you guys are at the NEET Louis stage?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5AkBBQWZR4

>>134600914
Presumably you've had a job before and paid your taxes though, right? Presumably you've had your own place before and have actually tried to make it on your own?

>>134600534
I would say it's a personal decision, but smoking weed constantly isn't good for you.
I smoked pretty much every day for around 10 years.
For me it was a placebo, a replacement for actual fulfillment in life/suppressor for depression. I could smoke a joint right now and suddenly everything would feel great again.
But I shouldn't be taking a placebo, I should actually try to sort myself out, and weed destroys all motivation and ambition to do that, so I've decided to go without.

>>134601059
He genuinely is. I have to take a break every so often from here. Usually just come on at weekends, QT/This Week and any happens. Enjoy it in moderation etc.

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>>134600547
I've often pondered this. What did they intend to replace the industries post-globalisation influenced outsourcing? Obviously not everyone has the skills to work in finance / office jobs. Just people working in service jobs serving people working in service jobs. What the fuck kind of basis is that for a meaningful and productive existence, especially when even doing that has become increasingly difficult due to the massive dilution of wealth and spending power as a result of neoliberal mass immigration polices. Shit's fucked.

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>Stop being a NEET

>>134599964
>get out of that 1 on 1 adventure activity care home thing at 13
>go to a different secondary school for a short amount of time
>just eventually stop going
>partly because of OCD
>absolutely refuse to go there despite my parents strongest insistence
>end up getting a home tutor for the rest of what would have been secondary school
>do as well as I feel I could have done
>stay at home all day
>OCD still bad
>I wont even go into the absolute state my room was in
>spend most of my time on the computer posting on 4chan, playing games
>decide to continue education at some college course
>make friends there
>enjoy the subjects
>don't take it any further
>OCD is still bad
>can't even read books without having to go over sentences a certain numbers so often that reading becomes more trouble than it's worth
>this pattern happens with many activities I used to enjoy
>become very reclusive
>go into autistic style rage anytime my parents go or even look in my room
>they've been dealing with it for years
>I assure them that my room is fine
>actually it's like the archetypal room of a reclusive OCD sufferer
>wont go into any further details on that but rest assured a photo of it I posted on /g/ gets reposted a fair few times by people who saved it
>eventually almost get sectioned
>mental health people come around to my house because my parents got so concerned
>manage to blockade my self in my room and lie and bargin with them into doing some treatment instead of getting sectioned
>would have almost certainly gotten sectioned if they went in my room
>room is much clearner now
>do treatment
>after a long time get some therapy
>try some SSRIs and an anti-psychotic
>still end up self harming
>am considerably better than I once was
>am currently in a position where I feel like I can start applying for some kind of apprenticeship

There is stuff I missed out but there's your feel story.

>>134601249
Ever get to the point where you were smoking simply to avoid trembling and feeling like shit, none of the typical effects you get from a low tolerance but its all okay because haha weed is just a plant amirite guys?

>>134601277
To decentralise life from the land and people, and onto global markets and consumerism.

>>134601059
I'm older and wiser than a lot of you. Heed my advice or wither away and die. The choice is yours.

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Being gay is amazing ;-;
So glad I caved

>>134601240
>Presumably you've had a job before and paid your taxes though, right? Presumably you've had your own place before and have actually tried to make it on your own?

lol.

>>134601404
No it isn't...

>>134600345
>although I am technically better my creative output is basically zero due to in a way I can only describe as having my passion crushed.
i think this is the problem with studying literature in the modern way. it's like vivisection - by breaking something apart you might end up understanding it better, but you'll kill it in the process.

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>>134601320
Fucking hell. Still, on the brightside at least you haven't got a jewed willy like Steerkike. Every cloud...

>>134601516
It really is. I've been alone for so long and never thought I'd feel so loved, protected and safe the way I do with my boyfriend

>>134601320
>a photo of it I posted on /g/ gets reposted a fair few times by people who saved it

Post it.

>>134601678
No.

>>134596004

The rebirth of hard apple cider is alive and well in America like 1776. I like Angry Orchard.

>>134601277
Might be a meme but this is true-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Isq6YltjRRU

>>134601115
>I seem to get on with most people even if they are unbearable
>Also all the Marxist shite doesn't get under my skin outside here for some reason
i wish i was this way. i've gotten into some heated fucking arguments at uni with twats i don't even know because i'm too autistic to let things slide.

>>134601587
Reminder that removal of the foreskin was the solution, not the problem. My willy is fine.

>>134601587
>Still, on the brightside at least you haven't got a jewed willy like Steerkike.
Thanks for the info.

>>134601662
I am gay. You exchange temporary satisfaction for lifelong misery. I am in a sort of limbo suffering.

>>134601320
>>wont go into any further details on that but rest assured a photo of it I posted on /g/ gets reposted a fair few times by people who saved it

post it here, m8

>>134601699
I think I know the photo, is it completely filthy and overflowing with rubbish?

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Such a shame we have a massive beta'faggot like this in our country...

>>134599216
>>134599216
>>134599216

>>134601447
I'll take that as "no?" Why not? What happened?

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>>134601800
I remember. Still funny though.

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>>134601800

>>134601828
How is it misery?

Just be a muscle sub like me and no one fucks with you

off to play runescape

PM me on 4chan if you want to add me as a friend

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>>134601320

>>134601320
>>can't even read books without having to go over sentences a certain numbers so often that reading becomes more trouble than it's worth
You're reading lots now aren't you?

>>134601699
I'll bet I saw it on brit/feel/ years ago. Tidy your fucking room Kevin you mucky puffin.

>>134601404
don't you feel a bit emasculated, though?

>>134602118
What's your username? I'll add ya

>>134602197
Yeah.

>>134601908
Everything bad happened. Going over the details is too painful.

I'm mentally broken.

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This is one of the comfiest while saddest threads I've ever been on. I've even forgotten to do my exercises. Shame that chubby cunt Rimmer has gone to sleep and missed it.

>>134601930
>>134602059
My only shame in it is that I didn't get it done years earlier tbqh, I would've been able to have sex with my gf and I wouldn't be wizardkin, my whole life might have turned out differently

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjIHFTVE2EA

more syd, I think this one will do

Big feely greentext incoming

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>>134602435

>>134598989
>>134602590
List, list, o list.

>>134602269
(weedtime)Patriot

I hope you can figure it out

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>>134601115
Ok lad, it comforts me that you know what you are in for at the least as for a lot of people it's along the lines of 'oh so you like reading books kids? I'm the learned prof and I'm here to tell you what they're REALLY about [COMMENCE IDEOLOGICAL BRAINWASHING].' You sound similar to myself in the social sense an in honesty I had a pretty good time and made a couple of brotherly-level friends alongside the stream of forgettable acquaintances. I've only gotten through Ulysses but I really enjoyed the way it was written, especially the descriptions of long stretches of waving grass that still stand out in my mind, and vowed to go back to it and seek out references once I had a bit more of the canon and bible knowledge under my belt. One of the funniest times I had was my /lit/ ex-gf (who I think fell in love with me as I lent her a copy of Woolfe's 'a room of one's own' kek) asking me in bed if I'd read his letters regarding Nora and the farts, big fat fellows and all the rest of it and then when I said no proceeding to read it to me whilst I was in absolute stitches.

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>Be me
>Young, sweet kid, quiet, Christian but irreligious and open to all ideas
>Do a drama course because I want to be an actor and drama was the only subject I was good at in school
>Meet this beautiful girl called REDACTED on the course
>Can’t speak to her because I’m intensely shy, literally have to walk away when she addresses me directly because im so shy
>Harbour feelings for an entire year without saying a word to her
>At this point I’m absolutely obsessed
>Go to a party at a mutual friends
>She’s there ohfuckohfuck
>Get drunk but still too shy to talk to her beyond pleasantries
>Bang in love with this girl and can’t even talk to her when drunk
>Spend all my nights weeping to 60s songs and feeling pathetic about my shyness and how much I love her
>She falls asleep on a sofa at the party
>I start massaging her whilst shes asleep
>Creepy af I know
>I leave a note saying ‘you’re beautiful’ on her sleeping body
PART 1

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>>134602782
>We don’t even talk to each other at college about the note
>Everybody is pressuring her to go out with me
>I’m still too shy to do anything
>Ask her out via text
>She says Yes
>I can’t stress enough how excited I was, it felt like absolute bliss
>Before we go out she gets sick
>I’m absolutely certain that this is just a kind rejection
>Get into the queue for the printer
>She’s talking to one of my friends about me and doesn’t realise Im there
>’I just don’t really see him in that way’
>My best friend who I’m stood with taps them on the shoulder and says ‘he’s better than both of you put together’
>Forget how to print, go to the toilet and smash my hand against the wall making it bleed
>Skip lessons and go to tesco
>Drink gin in the toilet until the end of college because I’m too ashamed to face anyone
>no one knows about the alcohol except me and now britpol
PART 2

>>134602546
There's a great Samuel Beckett play you remind me of called Krapp's Last Tape. Its on youtube. Main character Krapp is an old man living alone who on each birthday records a tape talking about his year and listens back to the old ones when he used to have happiness and wonders how it all went wrong. You'll cry if you watch it. I worry its how you, me and rightly will end up.
>What remains of all that misery? A girl in a shabby green coat on a railway station platform?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otpEwEVFKLc

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>>134602931
>I have to be in a performance of AS YOU LIKE IT with her
>We have to sit in the dark together between scenes
>We don’t even talk to each other
>See her one day at the trainstation, summon up my courage and start walking over to her
>She sees me and beelines for the shop to avoid me
>Humiliated.jpg
>I’m obsessed with this girl so much
>Start showing up to college drunk because I can’t handle being with her
>Stop showing up to college at all because of the humiliation
>She asks on facebook for me to help her out with her film project
>I think she asked out of pity but I agree anyway and we get along really well
>Last day of college
>Drunk as fuck
>Ask her if she wants to hang out at the end of the day?
PART 3

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So, considering the current e-celeb drama, are traps gay?
Consider both trap x man and trap x woman.
Also reminder that traps != transexual or transvestite

In my opinion; trap x woman isn't gay, in fact doujins of a woman getting pounded by a dominant trap are pretty good, on trap x man, the Romans and Greeks figured that out long ago. The trap might be a little gay, but the man behind him isn't.

>>134602233
It's a relief to go about my day, be a man in daily life

And then with him...I can be his softhearted, submissive cuddle, I can be held by him, kiss him, feel safe in his arms, spend time with my best friend in the whole world I can be myself with, I don't need to act hard or tough, I can just be sweet and vulnerable with him, he takes control and I go to a place off pure happiness with him

Having a man inside you, and being free of the pressures of heterosexual sex. It's liberating.

My heart just soars with him,

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>>134603013
>She says yes
>I think that she said yes because I was drunk and that she must only like drunk me
>We hang out at the end of the day and go around the city together, she is everything I imagine her to be
>HEAD OVER FUCKING HEELS IN LOVE
>We hang out again and I’m really drunk but hide it
>She comes to my town and we stroll around
>I hide a bottle of wine on a walking trail for us to drink
>I’m thinking about marriage and shit like that but keep it to myself
>I write her loads of poems but never send them
>’Love lies bleeing flowers annual’
>’The boundless nature of nature’
>’Stadium souls see it spoiled’
>’Yet elsewhere it grows by the acre’
PART 4

>>134603100
>are traps gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyNJZ-2Dod4

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>>134603148
>>’The boundless nature of nature’

>>134603160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEuM91-t-wA

>>134602767
Ive read Ulysses a few times now and the annotations books and various websites. Its astonishing how much is in there. Hamlet, Odyssey and the Bible are all must reads for it. Also had to read Saintsbury's A History of English Prose Rhythm (which Joyce studied) to help with the Oxen of the Sun chapter.
>Nora's farts
Legendary letters.

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>>134603148
>I go to her town and am really drunk again
>This time I’m pretty sure she notices
>She makes me a picnic and takes me round the cathedral
>It’s a lovely day
>She needs something from her house but doesn’t want me to go
>’Why doesn’t she want me to go’
>Alarm bells ring
>She goes to her house without me and leaves me on a bench near the cathedral
>When she comes back we get icecream and I tell her to take me to the least romantic place in the town
>She takes me to a fallen down tree near a kids swimming pool
>I try and kiss her but my face shakes because I’ve never kissed anyone before
>she kisses me
>I go on holiday for 2 weeks and when I get back and ask her if she want to hang out again she says
>’We need to talk’
>She was embarrassed and didn’t want to introduce me to her family because I’m so shy
>’I thought we were just friends who did romantic things together’
>Absolutely crushed
>Drink drink and drink some more
>Send her William blake poetry and desperately try to convince her
>’I’ll do anything! nothing is unforgivable!’
>She blocks me
>it’s been 9 years
>I still stalk her facebook to this day on a secret account
>I hated every boyfriend she’s ever had and plotted to kidnap the first and break his legs
>Thankfully I didn’t do it
The END

>tfw I want to fuck my gf's best friend
>she's so accessable

>>134601861
props to one of yours for asking the question
>>134603273

>>134602782
>>134602931
>>134603013
>>134603148
You sound like me before I got into weightlifting and before I got over my Hetero phase and started being gay

There's just a certain humiliation I felt being "in love" with girls, an exposed vulnerability that I wasn't comfortable with because they could crush my heart and not care if I let them

Guys are far more kind and rational creatures who love you for you

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>>134601277
>>134601777

The digits don't lie. Only heard this one for the first time the other day and I was stunned how much his words resounded with my own thoughts, down to the cotton mills of lancashire (I just want to buy reasonably priced comfy English-made cotton shirts goddamnit) and the wool plants of Yorkshire, the exporting and trading of wool traditionally affording Britain the wealth and power to become as successful as she did.

>>134603100
It's not gay if nobody finds out

>>134603309
>>"I thought we were just friends who did romantic things together"

What a fucking bitch. Fuck her.

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>>134603309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGSBp_ODzxw

>>134601861
>>134603444
oh shit

didn't realize TotalHypobrit was a Brit

Does he at least realize that Trump caused Brexit?

>>134603253
>>134602782
>I start massaging her whilst shes asleep
Rightly, if its any consolation I consider you more normal than this bloke.

>>134603309
Ouch.

Women are vile. I'm glad I'm a cocksucker.

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>>134603460
>There's just a certain humiliation I felt being "in love" with girls, an exposed vulnerability that I wasn't comfortable with because they could crush my heart and not care if I let them
very true

>>134599839
I answered your questions here: >>134600767

Well? What do you have to say for yourself?

>>134603426
Help me out
Should I fuck her or not

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>>134602919
Found you.

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>>134603309
>feeling of "I might actually be normal" compared to other people here intensifies

>>134603602
well, at least he didn't rape her.

>>134603815
If anything posting here has helped.

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>>134603309
>Send her William blake poetry
Did you read them before sending them to her.

>The harlot's cry from street to street
>Shall weave old England's winding sheet

>>134603133

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG9IHqwHYgI

na just kidding, got you though.

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>>134603878

>>134603460
>>134603646
Stop trying to excuse your degeneracy

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Seriously considering trying online dating, but Tinder seems to be just for shagging. Are there other sites that are more dating/relationship oriented?

>>134603862
congrats anon

>>134603460
>>134603546
>>134603563
>>134603602
>>134603646
>>134603878

Despite the still stalking part i'm hard as fuck now. Took up boxing, redpilled myself on women. Got fit and healthy, got to a point where i'm comfortable enough that i can get women off tinder that I stopped doing it. Meanwhile she (while still pretty) has fallen into communism, feminism and alcoholic degeneracy and is being used for sex by some loser stoner. She's changed her cover photo on facebook to 'regrets'.

Being redpilled on women lead to being redpilled on islam lead to britpol, now here I am.

>>134603932
And yet continuing to do so so prolifically on a daily basis is, as I've pointed out, a massively detrimental hindrance. You know I'm right. You can either listen or stick your head in the sand even further.

>>134603747
I'm pretty comfortable with life all up to the point where it comes to sex, I don't like women, I can't relate to them and I certainly find them repulsive.

I can be a big tough guy at the gym and have a comfortable work life and go to the pub. But when it comes to the bedroom and relationships, I gotta have my darling hunk, sex and you don't end up with some alien that talks about shoes or clothes and then becomes moody at the end of the month

>>134603811
It's just when I'm with my bf, when a man says he loves you. You know he means it.

>>134604266
You're wrong though.

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>>134603819
No. Cheating is bad, don't do it.

Is tyranny still a bad thing if it doesn't touch your life in a way you don't like? I feel like I'm supposed to believe that tyranny is a good thing so long as we get nice trinkets as payment, I feel like a bad person for thinking tyranny is wrong. Everyone is just so happy to live in it that they make me the bad person for talking bad about it. Is it worth fighting something if those you fight for would hate you for what you do?

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>>134604138
>Player is currently offline

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>>134604237
rub it in her face anon meet her for coffee and rub it in her face, rubit ,rub

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRujuE-GIY4 unrelated to thread, but this sketch is brit/pol/ incarnate.

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>>134604388
I'm actually fishing

maybe you have the wrong guy

>>134603967
This is an exact quote from my drunken ramblings.

>He binds himself to a joy
>Does the winged life destroy
>He who kisses the joy as it flies
>Lives in eternities sunrise
>I suppose in this you were my joy, but who wants eternities sunrise! I'd rather have you, fuck Blake.

I was absolutely pathetic. I hate who I was but I miss it so much.

where do you meet right wing girls lads?

>>134604388
who are you?

>>134604365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w2sy9Rh3SI

>>134604099
Nothing degenerate about it, me and my bf laugh at the stormfags who fail at being white nationalists

You get caught up in identity politics, which is useless against me and him since we don't treat our homosexuality as a political identity and are both built like men (unlike leftist gays) so we don't have a victim complex

>>134604344
No I'm not and you know I'm not. Your rebuttals are feeble. You have no leg to stand on.

>>134604498
Ronaldo's old jersey number wasn't 17?

>>134604634
You don't know me.

>>134603967
>>134603878
>>134603646
>>134603602
>>134603563
>>134603546
>>134603460

When I read august kubizek's 'the young hitler I knew' I really related to Hitler's almost religious fanaticism for stefanie, it made me stop seeing him as a monster and begin to see him for what he was.