Brit/pol/ - Papers edition

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Essentially reading for all non-immigrants.

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>People are still civcucks
>mfw

>>134588809
>the Magna Carta (1215), the Provisions of Oxford (1258), the Provisions of Westminister (1259), the Statute of Marlborough (1267), the Welsh Acts of 1535 & 1542, the Petition of Right (1628), Instrument of government (1653), Humble Petition & Advice (1657), Habeas Corpus Act (1679), the Bill of Rights (1689), the Act of Settlement (1701), and the Act of Union (1706), Acts of Union (1800), Reform Acts (1832, 1867, 1884), Representation of the People Act (1928, 1949, 1969), Parliament Acts (1911, 1949), Government of Ireland Act (1920), Irish Free State Act (1922), Irish Free State Constitution Act (1922), Royal and Parliamentary Titles Act (1927), Statute of Westminister (1931), His Majesty's Declaration of Abdication Act (1936), Life Peerages Act (1958), House of Lords Act (1999), European Communities Act (1972), European Union Act (2011), Northern Ireland Constitution Act (1973), Human Rights Act (1998), Scotland Act (1998, 2012, 2016), Wales Act (1998, 2006, 2014), Northern Ireland Act (1998), Freedom of Information Act (2000), Political Parties, Elections & Referendums Act (2000), Civil Contingencies Act (2005), Constitutional Reform Act (2005), Constitutional Reform & Governance Act (2010), Fixed-term Parliaments Act (2011), Succession to the Crown Act (2013), For Scotland, Laws of the Brets (1124), the Declaration of Arbroath (1320), the Claim of Right Act (1689) and for Wales, the Statute of Rhuddian (1284).


>Darcy v Allein (1603), the Case of Prohibitions (1607), Bushenl's Case (1670), Cf. Rex v Filer (1722), Bluet v Needs (1736), Rex v Gardner (1739), Malloch v Eastly (1744), Wingfield v. Stratford, (1752), Entick v Carryington (1765), Wingfield v. Stratford (1752), cf. Rex v. Dewhurst (1820), Tulk v Moxhay (1848), Hadley v Baxendale (1854), Rylands v Fletcher (1884), Foakes v Beer (1884), The Moorcock 14 P.D (1889), Carlill v Carbolic Smoke Ball Company (1893), Rex v Meade (1903), Rex v. Smith (1914),

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First for destroying CIA niggers

>>134588836
>...Dunlop Pnuematic Tyre vs Selfridge and Co. Ltd (1915), A-G v De Keyser's Royal Hotel Ltd (1920), Donoghue v Stevenson (1932), Central London Property Trust Ltd v High Trees House Ltd (1947), Associated Provincial Picture Houses Ltd v Wednesbury Corporation (1948), Hedley Byrne v Heller (1963), Fagan v Metropolitan Police Commissioner (1969), Ramsay vs IRC (1982), Furniss v Dawson (1984), Factortame case (1990), Revill v Newbery (1996)

>Other reading: A. V. Dicey, Introduction to the Study of the Law of the Constitution, (8th Edn., London 1931), Edward Coke, The Fourth Part of the Institutes of the Laws of England (1628; this edn. London 1747), William Blackstone, Commentaries on the Laws of England (Oxford 1765), Cf. S. Halbrook, That Every Man be Armed: The Evolution of a Constitutional Right (Albuquerque 1984), James Pateson, Commentaries on the Liberty of the Subject and the Laws of England Relating to the Security of the Person (London 1877), Craik-Henderson "The Dangers of a Supreme Parliament", Statute of Northampton (1328), , 1908 Pistols Act, and the 1920, 1937, 1968, 1988, and 1997 Firearm Acts.

>>134588791
Hello

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Saved.

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>>134588886
Evening

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>>134588695
How big is your dick, Rightly?

>>134588970
About to go to sleep, nighty night my little soldier x

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WHERES THE LAD WHOS A DADS A NONCE?

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>>134589072 (You)

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RESTORE THE MONARCH.
1689 WAS A MISTAKE.

>>134588986
> Fire crews are also helping medics with dozens of overweight patients

Smokers pay tax on their cigarettes.

Fatties should pay a charge everytime stupid shit happens because of their weight

>>134589070
Here, although I should add that he never actually did anything physically, it was all just on the computer.

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>>134588971
>Tories promote right to choose your own sex
This is the CONSERVATIVE party ladies and gentlemen

>>134589072
(In Napoli where love is king
When boy meets girl here's what they say)
When a moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That's amore
When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine
That's amore
Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you'll sing "Vita bella"
Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
Like a gay tarantella
When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool
That's amore
When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet
You're in love
When you walk in a dream but you know you're not dreaming signore
Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli
That's amore
(When a moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That's amore
When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine
That's amore
Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you'll sing "Vita bella"
Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
Like a gay tarantella, lucky fella
When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool)
That's amore
(When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet
You're in love
When you walk in a dream but you know you're not dreaming signore
Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli)
That's amore
Amore, that's amore

>>134589187
How many years did he get? How do you feel about him now?

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>>134589059
Me too, night lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCdc0XMrreU

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCdc0XMrreU

>>134589201
You may as well be campaigning for people to chose which height or eye colour to identify as.

>>134589225
Are you referring to Woes' Italian heritage?

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>>134589201
Bring back High Toryism.

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>>134589187
1. How did police find out?
2. When did you and family find out?
3. What did you say to him/he to you?
4. What did your mum say?
5. What sort of stuff was he looking at?
6. How long inside did he get?
7. Are your parents divorced?
8. What did your mum say to you about it?
9. Do people you know in real life know about it?

>>134589201
>Watching a Peter Hitchens interview saying the Conservatives are actually a bunch of Left wing nutjobs who don't know they're Left Wing.

The world must end.

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>>134588987
How big is your willy Rightly?

what happens if european union refuses to sign trade deal if the uk moves to deregulation?
Cant the uk just trade with us burgers? We have every single thing an island could ever need in a trade partner, you dont need the european union or you can trade with norway

>>134589165
>Fatties should pay a charge everytime stupid shit happens because of their weight
Tax food, drink, alcohol, etc according to the number of calories. Problem solved.

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>>134588987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20tgeIXs324

>>134589251
None, much to the fury of the locals on social media who were calling for a hanging. I wouldn't have objected if he did get some prison time, but I was at the trial and I think the judge was fair. Him going to prison wouldn't have benefited anyone really. That said, the community service he does is a bit of a joke.

I feel pity/sympathy for him more than anything. He's lost pretty much everything because of it. I don't know exactly why he did it, but we found out during the trial that he was sexually abused as a kid by his own grandfather, so that probably had something to do with it. So I'm still in touch with him, although not all of my family are.

>>134589187
thas alright then

APOLOGISE NOW

https://twitter.com/_coinz/status/888885496117694464

>>134589187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rpChJB6Lgo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rpChJB6Lgo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rpChJB6Lgo

>>134589591
I was sexually abused as a kid.

didn't make me want to become a nonce.

no excuses.


burn 'em clean

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>>134589787
You were bummed lad?

半夜了朋友们。为什么你们没学习汉语? 很快英国成为黑色

>>134589591
>he was sexually abused as a kid by his own grandfather
That's literally what all the nonces say.

>>134589678
>that sound of the till carrying on adding up someone's shopping in the background

Oh and he shouldn't have resisted, then they wouldn't have had to use force.

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>>134589590
Is it less than five inches?

>>134589591
How's it feel knowing that the locals probably suspect you and all other male members of your family of being nonces?

>>134589375
if only, but honestly if there was any kind of meaningful high toryism movement it would immediately be co-opted and sure enough you'd get 'high tories' saying that gay marriage is a non-negotiable right that we must have and that trannies must be able to get their dicks chopped off on the NHS

>>134589850
yup.

by several men.

one of them ejaculated on my face.

I was 12.

no excuses.

burn 'em clean.

they tore my rectum and I bled for three days

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>>134589378
1. Not sure exactly, must have detected it online somehow and traced the IP I guess
2. Only when the police had completed their full assessment (which took more than 6 months) and found hundreds more images in addition to the one he was originally caught for - up until that point he had been saying he was innocent
3. Not much, he sent me a long email apologising over and over so I just accepted it. I had suspected he was probably guilty as soon as the police raided the place, so I was prepared for it. Also, by this point he'd already sort of attempted suicide once, so by that point I'd already gone through the worst of the emotion and nothing else mattered as much
4. Very angry, especially as he'd promised her he knew nothing about it. Divorced him soon after, and have very little contact.
5. Pretty sick shit to be fair, most of it involving young children.
6. Just community service, see my other response
7. They are now
8. Not much, just lots of crying
9. Yes, it was all over the local newspapers so pretty much everyone I grew up with knows. A few people got in touch with me asking if I was alright etc, but most of them don't talk to me anymore, out of awkwardness probably - can't say I blame them

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>tfw my Dad is completely normal

>>134590023
Don't really care desu, most of the locals are idiots anyway

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>>134590055
Wew lad

>tfw my Dad hasn't cleaned or tidied his house for 20 years

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>>134590125
>tfw your dad just spends his time making circuit boards and small robots

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>>134590125
>tfw my dad is mildly racist
I win

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>>134590074
He sounds like a right villain. When the day of judgement comes he'll have to hang with the rest of them.

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>tfw your dad blocked you on facebook 9 years ago so your mum couldnt spy on him and now you're 24 and he still won't speak to you

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Evening lads hows everyone just got back from a day trip to londanistan

>gearing up to go on zip wire
>instructor asks if anyone has a small head as hes handing out helmets
>mudslime grill says she has a small head but that doesn't mean she has a small brain
>instructor give her helmet
>she puts it on backwards
>uncontrollable kek

Can't have cake and eat it

Why even have cake

Have trans cake

My parents were married when I was born and have never gotten divorced.

>>134589678
>Commit crime
>Resist arrest
>Have seizure/heart attack
>Blame police
fuck him

>>134590446
t. Jamal

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>Tfw me dad did mercenary shit in the middle east killing muds in the 70s

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>>134590522
GET A JOB, SLOB

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>>134590522
Yet they still raised a fuck up.

>>134590432
I respectfully disagree desu and see it as more of a mental disorder that should be treated as such, but I accept I might be biased

>>134590703
No they didn't.

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>>134590055
Well that's brought a dampener on this evening

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>>134590739
You're a fuckup in every sense of the word.

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>>134590725
>see it as more of a mental disorder that should be treated as such
SEX CASE! SEX CASE! HANG HIM HANG HIM HANG HIM!
Seriously though he'll have to go when the glorious Reich arrives.

>>134590055

got any lewds?

Anyone know of any music like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idcaRTg4-fM

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>>134590739
Come on. Admitting it is the first step.

>>134590874
Yes but give me a second. Know loads.

>>134590759
He's probably lying lad.

And even if he isn't, I can't empathise with someone who has a kekistan flag tbqh

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>>134590341
I go sailing with him on occasion, mainly as a spectator but I've started to get more involved. As someone with an interest in Naval history it's good fun. Especially when we all go back to the clubhouse for a few pints

>>134590400
>Bataclan happens
>I'm on 4chan all night
>Dad is watching Sky News in the front room
>Keep popping my head in when new info comes up on /pol/ before BBC or Sky even get it
>Dad now rings me up when a major happening occurs and asks what's going on after I moved out

Felt good slipping him the red pill, but I fear in my absence he's getting complacent on the machinations of the Jew and Islam.

>>134590874
Some anon linked me to this fella when I Drake posted before.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO7ih6Nu3MA

>>134591015
>I can't empathise with someone who has a kekistan flag tbqh

lol this, the absolute state of them

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Who here is unironically civic nationalist and why?

>>134590874
This one is a masterpiece-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHTai1x5s6o

Best acoustic guitarist ive ever heard and influenced Drake a lot-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPmYOIZ56Mw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_KQiz1-0qk

Yank fella who influenced Drake a lot-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO7ih6Nu3MA

If you like them I'll send some more.

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>>134590522
>tfw parents didn't get married until I was four

>>134590840
That was the reaction on social media too desu, lots of people saying that they'd beat the shit out of him if they ever saw him in town again. The way the newspapers report it doesn't help though - having seen the trial in full, I realised how they report all of the aggravating factors but none of the mitigating factors, so the case has no context whatsoever.

>>134590874
Idk lad Elliott Smith maybe?

https://youtu.be/UuizNQUOFCI

>>134590055
Jesus christ dude hope you're ok now

fags and child molestors to the gas chambers

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>>134591071
THAT WAS ME!
YAY!
I'm also the one who was trying to stalk you and calls you Steerkike and Jewed willy everyday.
Adieu adieu adieu remember me...

>>134590725
Shitty situation to be in lad, hope it all works out for you.

>>134590759
well I'm ok now. 3 years of therapy + meds and I function and have a semi-fulfilling life. Its not like im one of those r9k fuckups.


#burn'emclean

>>134591115
You say that like you think you know anything about my situation. You have no idea how much counseling I've gone to, self defense classes, and medication I've been on. Despite all of that, the topic of rape still cuts me to the core. And you think its because I didn't try hard enough. I hope you never have to experience something like that.

>>134591071
Yeah I like him a lot as well. Shame he only released album.
>>134591198
Good stuff, thanks pal.

Another one of my favourites if anyone likes this kinda stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kArAUMqmYBA

>>134590874
Depressing folk music is my favourite genre desu. You should also check out Elliott Smith, Sufjan Stevens, Bright Eyes, Jason Molina and Julien Baker.

>>134590725
>Nonces are mental (correct assessment IMO)
>People wanting to mutilate their sexual organs and larp as the opposite sex aren't

The state of our society.

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>>134591231
Feel bad for you and your mum but I don't for him. The Lord will judge him at the Gate.

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forgot i had the kekistan flag on from another thread

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>>134591218
>tfw I was 3

>>134589678
One down, many more to go

>>134590055
What a bummer :/

Morning lads. Why am I such a degenerate who cant keep a normal sleeping pattern?

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>>134591456
Did they ever get arrested? Do you know there names and where they live?

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>>134591496
Alright lads thanks I'll give them a listen.

mine got divorced when i was 4 our so then got remmaried, so not sure what was going on there.

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>>134591616

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COMFY HOURS
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>>134591633
Good morning. You have nothing to wake up for. I don't blame you.

>>134591709
Your Mom got caught fucking Dequan and Jamal. But your Dad is a beta who has a cuck fetish

>>134590739
You're a good lad, Kevin, but you are a bit of a fuck up to be honest.

>KHV at 24
>NEET
>never had a job
>lives with parents
>benningforth claimant

Have you ever considered becoming a scholar monk in a monastery?

>>134591819
What do you think about American women?

>>134591456
Stop abusing your enter key

>>134591846
maybe? kek

>>134591456
Just forget about it.

>>134591661
no
yes
no

>>134591425
Cheers lad, it is what it is. Worst bit of it is that it's just completely destroyed my sense of home - I no longer have an intact family, I no longer have a comfy hometown to return to, most of my childhood friends now find it too awkward to talk to me, and the house I grew up in is being sold. But hey, what can you do. At least no one died, it could have been worse.

>>134591544
Ironically he's been an atheist (even though the rest of my family are religious), but since this happened he's started going to Catholic church. Solidarity amongst nonces? Attempting to save himself on the day of reckoning? Who knows desu

>>134591897
Some of them are OK for raising a family. Most are huge sluts.

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Amsterdam Holiday is booked lads.

>>134591468

>comment on him having a kekistan flag
>has a full blown breakdown

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>>134591953
I mostly have. but the whole "i got abused therefore i became a nonce and its none of my responsibility" irks me

>>134592050
You are a sick fuck. Three years ago, I was raped by a man like you. It ruined my life. I'm still broken, no matter what I do to try and fix it. I can't move on. The scars run too deep. You don't even care about how those girls are affected. You don't care that you're breaking their spirits, dreams, and everything they hoped to be. My joy in life was taken away, stolen by someone like you. You don't deserve to live for the pain you caused those girls.

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>>134591352
I recognise you desu, I think it's the images you use, and you're always around during comfy hours

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>>134591964
Post em

>>134592025
I think they should be outlawed. Thrown into the desert to fend for themselves. Drunk American women are the satanic trifecta, its so awful there's something religious in it.

>>134592102

>Larping as Rightly So-domised

The absolute state of Kek posters

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>>134592028
>Smoking cannabis with your stoner "friends" who are really just cunts
STOP

>>134591477


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wPIsXO9utw

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>>134592109
>he notices me
I'm almost a tripfag.

>>134591897
depends on what part of the country you're talking
>small town (<5000)
bitches, talk shit about everyone else, marry within their own kin
>medium town ie my area (5000<y<50000)
sluts, quiet girls..none really in between
>large town (50000<y<Inf)
bitches and sluts wrapped up into one

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Is it just me or do any of you lads also hate Diana

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>>134592028
The coffee shops outside the red light district are the most /comfy/

>>134592102
You're 15 years old?

>>134591674
If you're going to listen to Elliott smith, try out these:

https://youtu.be/WcRgqXYmzZE

https://youtu.be/gPsf1Wk_g2o

https://youtu.be/n5g-91mwiNs

https://youtu.be/rQEEvDcMurE

Guy killed himself by stabbing himself in the heart btw, so no happy ending.

>>134588695
>>Cabinet 'united' over EU transitional deal (including ongoing free movement)


FUCKING KILL ME JESUS CHRIST WILL THIS NIGHTMARE NEVER END.

>>134592355
This

>>134592109
Hello Steerpike

>>134592218
>He thinks that is the limit

>>134592316
Any experiences to share?

>>134592262
If it were up to me i'd click my fingers and there'd be no more american women.

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>>134592360
>nu-folk
Absolute state. Wheres the Martin Carthy love?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCYsT6fCJ_o

>>134592401
embrace the horror.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9YYbrZ4whY

open a whatever migrants like,food cart?

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>>134592426
Top lad sorting coke off some cum dumpsters zit covered minge

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>>134591846
legit happened to me

my mum got breast cancer, got a double mastectomy (both breasts removed) and got plastic surgery called the "mommy makeover" (essentially they take stomach fat and put it into the breasts, making you a total milf)

she got DDs and she left my dad after 31 years of marriage and started dating a black guy

>tfw at least I get two christmases each year

>>134592426
>Any experiences to share?
Nothing to brag about. Tip: If you smoke all day, you should go for a nap in the afternoon or you wont make the evening

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Stop believing anything will get better

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>>134592316
>tfw want to go back
But also
>tfw don't want to fuck up attempt at /no weed/

>>134592611
I honestly don't know how most people function if shit like this is happening in their lives. Especially if they're redpilled. I'd go mad.

>>134592461
some of them are okay, but modern society is ruining women

both of my parents had only 1 sexual partner after they got married (each other) but it changed due to this post >>134592611

my sister had sex with at least two men before she got engaged

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>>134592611

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>>134592426

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>>134592731
>>134592662
If you say that three times in front of a mirror at midnight he'll mute you.

>>134592755
American women are the only ones who 'pick up artist' shit works on. They're absolute dogs mostly.

>>134592733
that's why I follow british politics

it's so different (and better) than american society and Britian itself is extra comfy

when I think of her I think of living on the welsh countryside with a qt Sophie Dee like wife

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>>134592731
>tfw /no weed/ for over a year and a half
I will definitely go back to Dam for a trip one day though

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Can't wait until the future when we're one integrated global amorphous blob with no other culture than pure consumption tbqh lads

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>>134588695
GET OUT OF LONDON AND ALL OTHER BIG CITIES

>>134565406
>>134565406
>>134565406

>>134591969
I fell you, my parents divorced when I was about 2-3 (mum was shagging about, still don't let her hear the end of it) so I never grew up in a household with both parents. But my my dad has always been my moral compass in life, I can't imagine what life would be like without him, as disgusting an act yours has done I hope you can both reconcile.

A son without a father to guide the way is like a ship without a sail.

>>134592979
I'm glad I'm just heading past my mid 30s and I'll be dead before most of you lot.

>>134592944
I had a Welsh gf and I was really horrible to her accidentally. I still think about her all the time.

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>>134592662
I'll bear that in mind, ta.

>>134592979
In the history of the world, no one Empire has lasted eternity. A victory for globalists would be short-lived, it's human nature.

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>>134592109
Your plight is largely self-imposed.

You don't ask women out, you don't appear to develop friendships, you show no discipline or ambition, and you engage in constant self-deprecation.

Sort yourself out.

>>134593135
>I was really horrible to her accidentally
Greentext please.

>>134592516
Back in the 1960s where it belongs.

>>134593135
You're the one who ate munchies as he saw her by the river, right?

>>134592979
I was recently redpilling my father on this (he has german heritage) where I said if you wanted to do an ancestry test now you better do it because Europe, as a whole, is becoming so mixed that it's going to become harder and harder to track down family and their ancestral origins (in terms of location)

>>134593248
>>134593212
Yeah. After someone posted about how that wasn't cool on here I thought about it all day today and realised I was a dickhead.

>>134593248
Wasn't it Monster Munch?

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>>134593243

>>134593328
It was monster munch aye

>>134593325
What happened?

>>134593325
>>134593248
>>134593135
looking for a good love story tonight

If you tell yours I'll tell mine

well shit happens, everyone was dropping like flies for a while there. and i'm mostly alone, the last survivor.

I heard a statistic that 100,000 anglo-saxons migrated to britain over a 100 year period
Is this accurate?

>>134593328
>>134593248
>>134593212
Should I wait until she finishes uni and try and get her again?

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>>134593172
>says 'ta'
>degenerate junkie
>posts stills from Trainspotting

>>134593428
>>134593381

>>134593368
You should have offered her one desu. We all make mistakes, lad.

>>134593325
Glad you have SOME capacity for self-reflection, at least.

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Anyone else like to go through Adultwork, select their area and look for people they know every week?

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>>134592979
there will be a walled off Elizabethan ethno town at that point where the streets will be filled with jesters and street performers and the local theatre will be playing the non cucked versions of Shakespeare .

most importantly everyone will be English, also fats will be banished

>>134592968
Amsterdam is right next door to your country, why not just drive across the Chunnel?

>inb4 u stupid amerifat it is too far

No it isn't

>>134593428
Yes, if you really like her. Explain that you were just inexperienced and new to it all, but you hadn't stopped thinking of her.

>>134593428
Speak to her tomorrow. Test the waters, find out if she's still available and/or interested.

>>134593557
>Chunnel

lmao do you have to take a submarine across to france?

>>134593557
Passports are 75 quid, mate.

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>>134593460
>Trig, what happened?

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>ywn live in britain during the swinging 60s

>>134593557
cheaper and easier just to get a flight on EasyJet. About £50 return and about a 30 minute train journey from schipol airport to Amsterdam central station for 5 euro

>>134593428
meh let her go...if she's not already lost already

2nd chances never work...ever..unless you never officially end it (like it is started as a marriage)

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>>134593202
>Who invited this guy?

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>>134593383
>>134593381
>Be me
>Not had much luck with girls
>Out drinking on my own because no friends
>Go into shisha bar
>See group of Welsh girls smoking the shisha wrong
>Walk over and say 'guys you're doing that wrong, pass it here, i'll show you'
>They pass it to me and laugh about it
>I sit down next to this 9/10 qt
>Trying to flirt with her friends because I think I have no chance with 9/10
>Charm the bees knees off the bees.jpg
>We talk for a long time and i'm doing surprisingly well
>I ask for their numbers and one girl says 'how many do you want'
>I turn to the 9/10 and say just one
>Tfw she gives me her number

PART 1

>>134593742
fuck the beatles, seriously

I like Zep and AC/DC though

>>134593742
It was all a lie to turn us into nihilistic consumers, watch all of this documentary.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJM-xA8PcQ8

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>>134593509
Me, great thing is if I do I come across this tasty bit of crumpet.

>>134593810
That's what the Russians said.

>>134593448
What's wrong with ta, la?

>>134593810
You appear to lack the desire to improve your conditions, yet seem to have infinite motivation when it comes to shitposting about "comfy hours" and you self-inflicted lack of love life and social life.

Get a grip man.

>>134593509
I was thinking of going on there, phoning some of them up and trying to persuade them to vote UKIP for a laugh and then posting the recordings here but nobody here seemed to think it would be worth it.

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I don't understand my Uncle politically?
>Voted Labour
>Hates Political correctness
>Thinks Islam is a mental illness
>Denies the holocaust
>Likes Jeremy Corbyn
>Hates the Tories
>Trade unionist
>Voted Leave only because I persuaded him. If not he wouldn't of voted
>Dislikes UKIP
>Is a self identified Liberal

What is this ideology?
>

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>>134593742
>boomers in their early 20s flushing their culture down the toilet and experimenting with leftist ideologies and drugs
>mfw

>>134593896

Nothing I think it's sound lad

>>134594131
Confused

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>>134593509
ALWAYS (except backpage, or what's left of it)
>>134593866
>come 'ere, suga

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>>134593896
It's a naff expression, I can't explain it really. It just fucks me off. Probably because I'm a bit of a snob.

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>>134594123
Told you this before; they only talk money. They'll slam the phone down. You were supposed to go to a bar today and record yourself chatting up a tart weren't you?

>>134594131
Stalinist Communists were as socially right wing as mordern Neo-Nazis.

>>134594131
DUP
Did you ask him about dinosaur bones?

>>134588957
I'd agree, the women in the BBC are revolting

>>134594123
You're the worst, Rightly.

Absolutely disgraceful. Grow a pair, get a job, and get yourself some friends and a nice girl.

>>134594131
he could be exoskeleton covered with synthetic skin.

>>134593826
Hurry up lad I want to go bed

>>134594131
Was going to say National Syndicalist until I saw
>>Is a self identified Liberal
Turns out he's jsut a racist old man.

>>134594244

You sound like a southern poofter

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imagine laying on a hospital bed, being told you're about to be given gay blood

>>134594315
you sound like a northern nigger

>>134594131
Tabloid reader.

>>134594359
>northern nigger
>whitest area of the UK is north east
Fuck off, Geordies will conquer the British Isles.

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>>134593826
>We date for months
>I take her to:
>Shakespeare plays
>The malvern hills
>Restaurant
>Round the river at moonlight
>She is a really sound person and pays for herself
>After a while I start to get a little bit paranoid that we aren't doing anything sexual
>She had glandular fever which made it really difficult for me to escalate
>When the fever wore off I finally kiss her
>We start jogging together and getting involved in each others lives
>I keep inviting her back to my house but she always finds an excuse not to come
>I'm thinking 'am i fuck getting friendzoned'
>When we go jogging she tells me shes thinking of bringing a friend
>'I'm not gonna be fucking friendzoned here mang'
>At this point im head of heels and both intensely paranoid that something fishy was going on and wanting to spend all my time with her (I played it cool though and she'll not have known this)

PART 2

>>134594359

go away you spastic

>>134594313
Probably the correct answer anon

>>134594424
>>whitest area of the UK is north east
No? It's Norn Iron, followed by Scotland, followed by Wales, followed by Cornwall.

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>>134594338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4

>>134594338
Tbh, they scan all blood donations anyway, and have been facing a shortage for years.

I don't agree with it, as a gay man I have never given blood despite it being easy to do so, but if a heterosexual won't donate themselves, they have no right to criticise this.

>>134594359
Who asked you?

>>134594131
Maybe some kind of integralism or right socialism?

From what you've said he's never given it much thought.

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>>134594513
You're right, that's just England.

>Across the English regions and Wales, Wales was the least diverse area, followed by the South West and North East. Over 95 per cent of the population identified as White in these areas.

https://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/culturalidentity/ethnicity/articles/ethnicityandnationalidentityinenglandandwales/2012-12-11

>>134594424
>>134594458
fookin chavs eh?
>>134594439
been there actually..that's kind of sort of a part from my love story if you want to hear it later

>>134594439

I bet she had a willy and everyone did the dinosaur

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>>134594174
no, this was hfw

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>>134594575
>as a gay man

>>134594599
His ideology is more defined by what he hates rather than what he supports so that fits

>>134594575
OI U LIL COONT Y DON'T U FOOK OFF BEFO I 'AVE YE?

>>134594439
Continue

>>134594607
>least diverse
They make it sound like a bad thing.

>>134594607
Fuck London

>>134594640
>if you want to hear it later

no we don't

>>134594547

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFsHSHE-iJQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFsHSHE-iJQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFsHSHE-iJQ

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>All my free thoughts are about her and i'm starting to get a bit obsessive about whether or not she sees anything long term with me
>I keep trying to smash but she keeps coming up with excuses
>Eventually I text her saying 'I don't think we should hang out anymore, I think you're sound and all but I want to be more than friends and that's not the way I see this headed'
>She texts back 'Thanks for taking me to all those great places and being such an amazing guy'
>I ignore it but cry all day
>Cry in the shower
>Cry in my bed
>Get on tinder
>Fuck a chinese exchange student
>Few weeks later I pass her by the river while i'm eating monster munch
>Her face goes bright and she looks quite upset
>I say 'you alright' and smile
>She looks at my packet of monster munch
>She looks at me
>She doesn't say anything and keeps walking

THE END (I hope not).

>>134594131
is he working class a lot of the middle aged working class don't know shit about politics but will jump to labours defense

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Morality is the cornerstone of all politics.

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>>134594703
>literally you

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>all the data we use on demographics is from 2011 census
>next census in 4 years

who /hyped for 2021/ here?

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>>134594865
That's it?
Post a photo of the Chinese tart.

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>>134594865

>>134594947
Chavs don't look like that any more.

>>134594997
Me. Can't fucking wait.

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>ywn take part in a mass orgy in the 60s

>>134594865
Doesn't sound like she was too phased by the way you word it tonight. Maybe you had good reason to behave as such. Maybe you knew this last night, but thought that if you were the one who was fully responsible for breaking it off, there would be more chance of getting together again.

>>134595043
>I don't dress like that anymore
>I actually wear baggy nigger clothes now

>>134595043
>>134595082
or tracksuits

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>>134594865
lad hit her up

>>134595063
I'll never take part in one in le current year so doesn't matter.
>>134595082
All I'd need to do is browse my jewbook for 2 seconds to find a chav. But tracksuits.

>>134595017
>>134595023
What did you expect to happen lol?

I have her insta but I don't wanna post it for obvious reasons.

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>>134594315
Correct, a Londonistani who is still superior to you, poortherner.

>>134595063
I've seen males with better figures than her. Like myself.

>>134594997
I worry for FCMD the day it comes.

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Night faggots

>>134595176
Times were simpler back then. Standards were lower

>>134595080
>maybe

I think I should just let her go.

>>134595247
Night cunt.

>>134595168
>Londonistani

Heh feels good living up north in Sefton in a 98% white area, enjoy your darkies and fuzzy-wuzzies

>>134594897
Funny enough no, He is middle class through and through but my guess is he likes the gibs from labour but doesn't like paki's having then too.

>>134595161
She took the high road.

Same shit happened to me.

Thought she was being unfaithful and ended it. Maybe she was, maybe she wasn't, I'll never know. But I fucked her and now I'm out a wife (she couldn't have kids and she was 50% irish and 50% mexican anyways).

>>134595247
Sleep tight.

>>134595277
I'd say so. Plenty more fish in the sea.

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>>134595300
>only 98% white
Enjoy living in Pakistan.

>there are people ITT who use Kikebook for non-business related purposes

Normalscum out!

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>>134595226
...Fukuyama congenital muscular dystrophy?

>>134595247
Night lad.

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>>134595247
Don't let the bed bugs bite

Someone else post a feely story please.

>>134595161
I was hoping for something like Krapp's Last Tape. Just screenshot one of her photos and blur the name. We'll never find out who she is because all the Chinks look the same.

>>134595353
>not refusing people your phone number and demands for you to make social media accounts

Any business that requires me to personally do something can go fuck themselves.

>>134595247
hit the tree

>>134588695
>ongoing free movement
Is brexit dead?

>>134595453
this

>>134590055
fake and gay
saged
slide this thread

MODS WE HAVE AN UNDERAGE KIDDIE IN HERE

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>>134595376
wtf is this picture I posted a snoozing pepe

>>134595433
let me mix a drink and I'll greentext one for you

>>134595376
some chich named Semenbitch

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>>134595433
Ask Steerkike about his jewed willy. That will cause some tears. Mainly from him.

>>134595433
>>134595588
and I'll post it next thread

Own up lads, how many of you have personal Kikebook accounts in your real name?

>>134595435
People can reverse google image search tho. I'll take a screenshot of her body and try reverse searching it and if it doesn't come up i'll post.

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>>134590522
Lucky bugger. A stable family life is such a blessing in the current year.

>>134594575

the issue i have is that tests only go as far as the present science/technology dictates

so people given the blood of a homosexual, who has tested clean, are fine... until that one time that he's got a sexual disease that hasn't the tests haven't been able to detect yet... at which point the poor fucker who now has AIDS and never fucked a guy in his life, is "collateral damage" for allowing everyone to have the freedom to give blood... because saying no, would be "triggering and offensive".

>>134595343

Whatever, meanwhile in reality you're surrounded buy wogs and smog i'm surrounded by sea air and white people

>>134595614
Take a screenshot of a screenshot then. I want to see the quality of crumpet the fellas who aren't kissless virgins like me are getting.

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>>134595537
4chan's new anti frog posting measure, currently in testing.

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>>134595612
Not for years lad. Suppose all the info is still there at the click of a button though.
>>134595433
I've got one about another Welsh gf but I can't be arsed typing it out and it would probably feel overload me anyway.

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>>134594865
Here is the body of the chinese exchange girl. She was THICCCCCCCCC.

>>134595779
Do it lad. It feels good.