I've arrived on holy land

>>134582489
You'd better have got a fucking mint on the pillow.

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>>134582986
> mints on pillows
Mints are plebeian

>>134583199
So no mint?

>>134582489
Show your room. Exactly how much of it is made out of pure gold?

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Some more trump things

>>134583621
what the fuck are bath crystals?

>>134582489
Is Putin there? CNN told me Putin is there.

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>>134583312
No but this trump chocolate was better

>>134583621
I want some Trump water. I bet you there isn't a chemical in it that turns the frogs gay.

>>134583849
Was it good?
Dark or Milk?
Any nuts or fruits?

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>>134583494
The bathroom has the most gold

>>134583770
perfume for a bathtub

Are you gonna steal something?

>>134584132
"gold"
I feel ripped off and I didn't even pay

>>134583944
It was dark chocolate

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Trump water

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Trump snacks

It should be HILARY tower REEEEEEEEEEEEEE it was HER turn

Show cock

>>134583770
Bath salts

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Trump bags

OP smoke the Trump bath salts and give us a trip report

>>134582489
Ask for 2 scoops of ice cream

>>134583849
>>134584517

You do realize that you have to pay for shit other than the water, right?

And it's like a 10,000% markup

>>134584299
The superior chocolate. Anyone who says otherwise is a shitskin or a Jew.

You should be aware OP that Trump Hotels are designed and look like that solely because of Ivana Trump, as he let her design them.

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>>134583818
I didn't see him

>>134585150

this

>>134585228
it's not the 1980s, faggot. non-poorfag hotels give their guests a bunch of snacks and coffee and shit and will put some booze and energy drinks in the minibar

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gas yourself kike

>>134585378

That is absolutely not the case. Anything that they have to replace in the minibar gets charged to your card on file.

They'll probably charge for using the bags too.

Soap and one or two bottles of water is the only complimentary things you get.

>>134585228
In all non absolute pleb tier hotels you get free bathroom stuff:
>razor and foam
>toothbrush and paste
>body lotion
>nail set
>shampoo
>conditioner
>shower gel
and on top a daily refilled free minibar with
>some snacks
>2 beers,
>3-4 soft drinks
>2 bottles of water
>water cooker with shit to make 4 cups of coffee and 4 cups of tea

Excuse me, wheres my room?
Down the hall and to the left

>>134583199
what a cheap pen. Wouldn't be surprised if your hotel room is just smoke and mirrors to fool retards like yourself into thinking this is what upscale living looks like

>>134582489
I should make the pilgrimage one of these days. Which Trump hotel is the best?

>>134583937
No but the water is probably from a pond in Taiwan

>>134585558
poorfag detected
>>134585799

>>134585343
Damn. Kgb stealth tech is gooood.

>>134584132
>The golden shower is real

>>134582489
What you pay per night anon?

>>134582489
Buy yourself a bathrobe, they are the tits.

>>134586362
$2995 + tax and tip

>>134585150
I stay drug free and alcohol free just like trump

>>134585153
I plan to do this

>>134585228
Yes
>>134585269
Ivanka has great taste I hope to have a daughter like her

>>134585936
They are beautiful pens and you are just a hater
>>134585971
This is the first and only one I've been to so I couldn't say
>>134586362
Idk

>>134586483
Holy fuck. That's insane. What's the purpose?

So are you staying in the groom's personal room or something? That shit look cheap as fuck

>>134586833
Are you there with mommy and daddy op?

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>>134586833
>he doesn't know how much the room costs
I wish my parents would still bring me on vacations.

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>>134587027
Maybe

Trump phone

>>134586864
To line globalist pockets with shekels

>>134586483
I wish I wasn't poor

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>>134587139
Don't hate the player hate the game my dude

Trump coffee and tea condiments

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>>134586864
It's not that bad. About $500/night. Considering it's Jew York and you pay $150/night in a shitty HollidayInnExpress thats acceptable.

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>>134587164
Why would you ever need to call the gym?

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>>134587286
>going on vacation to NYC right in the middle of summer
Fuck, why would you do this?

>>134585799
very few hotels have free minibar.

>>134584132
Thats brass.

>>134582489
What tv channels are on tv?

Cnn?

So far ive seen nothing special. So it offers goodies with the trump name on it in special packaging. The room still looks marriot tier.

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>>134587298
To see if they are open I guess

Trump fridge

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>>134587543
Haven't checked the tv but I will

Trump fridge part 2

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>>134587575
That's a shitty beer selection tbqh familia. I expect better than Amstel and fucking Heineken.

look for CNN on tv

pretty cool anon

I hope you keep some of that stuff as a souvenir
honestly staying in a trump hotel would make me weirdly happy

>>134587575
>heineken
>amstel
Top fucking pleb, are you sure you are not staying in a DRUMPF hotel?

>>134582489
how much was your room? why are you there?

>>134587805
top lel

>>134587847
This tbqh, I'm guessing family business in new york?

Post a picture of you watching cnn in a trump hotel, youll probably get a million retweets

>>134587475
A number of 4* in europe and the US do, most of the 5* do it all over the world.
Of course you have to pay for the 7dl bottle of single malt whiskey in your room but water, soft drinks and beer for free are almost a standard.

>>134587698
At least the champagne is great

show the trump microwave

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>>134587548
Marriot doesn't have kitchens

Trump kitchen

>>134587764
Thanks anon. You bet your ass I'm taking as much trump pens and trump toiletries as I can. This is my first time here I was excited as soon as I arrived

>>134584517
>ANCIENT GRAIN GRANOLA
wtf is this hipster shit?

>>134587847
$2995 + tax and tip

>>134584132
Being this retarded

>>134588008
How many -vections on that oven? Please tell me it's at least a trivection.

>>134587847
Visiting family in New York
>>134587987
I don't have a twitter cause I'm not a normie
>>134587994
Which one is great? I don't drink champagne but I will tonight

The room looks more like an serviced apartment you usually do not have an oven in a Hotel room.

>>134588008
>GE Profile

as an employee of GE Appliances this horrifies me. Trump get that shit out of there before you burn your hotels down.

>>134588267
Yeah, I spent a week in Nashville on business once. Got an extended-stay hotel room. This looks like a baller version of that

>>134588192
>visiting family
>staying in a hotel
why

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>>134588132
Idk but here is a closer look at the oven

>>134588490
Can't bang escorts at your parents place.

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>pay his taxes for his private wars for Israel
>pay him out of your own pocket for overpriced snickers bars and sprayed on golden bath faucet
you couldn't get more goy

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>>134588490
Why not

Trump mini bar

>>134588192
Billecart-Salmon, it's not among the very best (that bottle must cost 40 euros top) but it does its job well

>>134588543

take a picture of the serial rating plate in the microwave or the oven if you can find it. If you open the microwave it should be somewhere on the cavity.

>>134588634

That closet for booze looks extremely low tier, what a scam

>>134588008
>keurig
id rather have a real coffee maker

>>134588634
I wonder how much they ring up for one of those bombay gin bottles

>>134588634
Disappointing, a tier more pleb than refreshments in the fridge

>>134588953
$29.95 + tax and tip

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>tfw no Trump hotel in Mexico
Hold me, lads

>>134589058
thats probably not even too much of an exaggeration

>>134589094
maybe someday you'll be lucky enough to travel to the Trump Wall

im thinking of staying in the one in las vegas one of these days, not sure if its worth the shekels

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>>134588724
>Rich Anon: Check out my Trump Hotel Room!
>Sperg Anon: Pics of the serial number inside the microwave please

This is the most adorably autismal request. I love you Sperg Anon.

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>>134584132
I feel insulted by his lack of taste.

>>134582489
looks cheap desu, I've seen better b&b's

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>>134588724
Why do u want the serial rating plate?

Trump mini bar menu part 1

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>>134589288
Trump menu part 2

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you did good son, you did good,
you can now honestly say that you have been in a presidential tier suite

>>134587805
kekeke

>>134589288
>>134589239

Well if you can get me the serial# I can track in GE's system where the appliance is located (if they bothered to register it of course).

It's more of a curiosity thing really, regardless Monday when I'm back at the office I'm gonna look through our C10 database to see what sort of accounts Trump has w/ GE I'm sure they've got tons.

>>134588285

what residential gas stove gives the largest flame?

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>>134589288
get the shitty taco bowl at the bar and pay like 200$ for it when taco bell is better

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Trump mini bar menu part 3

>>134589288
>activated almonds
>fucking jelly sweets
>muh champagne
2/10, would downvote on yell

>>134589512

I would assume tech wise something in the Monogram or Cafe series. Only thing burner wise I can think of off the top of my head would be the units with the triburner setups although I honestly couldn't say how high the flame can actually get.

i'm sure the service is nice, but from the pictures this doesnt look much better than a holiday inn, not really worth the extra money it would cost anyway.

>>134589651

Thanks. I just cook with cast iron, woks, etc. a lot.

>>134589544
Alcohol beverages are fucking overpriced, they almost doubled the real cost of these champagne bottles. I can understand that importing these bottles have a price but surely not that much

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>>134584132
what is that thing with the curly cord? Is this the fucking 90's??

>>134585252
there is literal white chocolate and chocolate that is white on top brown on the bottom.


kill yourself

>>134589410
Is this in dollars? 6 bucks for a fucking kit kat?

>>134589767

If you have the money the Monogram series is great.

http://appliances.monogram.com/us/kitchen/ranges?Fuel+Type=All-Gas+%28Natural+gas%29

Cafe is just the top tier of the average consumer set but Monogram is the actual good stuff by GE. If you want a professional setup without the professional price.

>>134583849

>you will never eat a TRUMP bar

why live

>>134589996
just stay at the hotel nigger.

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>>134589486
I don't want to be doxed. Even though though i probably won't. I know pol are master detectives. Sorry

Trump attaché

>>134587164
can you call him with it? Does it have the nuclear codes written down somewhere?

>>134589791
Double it is the normal.
For drinks you take a 3-4x markup to make it profitable. You usually $60 for a shitty bottle of cremant/cava that goes for $6-12 in a restaurant.

>>134586833
>>134587027
>>134587139
>>134587164
>>134587286


>on vacation with mummy and daddy

get out underage b&

>> 134587805
The Export Heineken and Amstel Taste like piss, but the Original is good.

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Which should I open first? The trump menu or trump spa and hotel booklet?

>>134589791
>>134589902
This is a premier hotel in new york fucking city. The hells do you expect the price to be? You know cigarettes are like 13 dollars a pack right?

>>134590320
Spas going to be pictures of side-boobs with back massages. Open the hotel booklet with aesthetic pictures of non-roasties

>>134590056

Dude the actually chance they registered it is slim and if they did it would be for the hotel address w/o the room. Besides I can't check until Monday and by then this thread will be archived + dead.

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Trump programs

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>>134590517
we need mo muny for dem programz t. Donald Trumple

>>134587292
500/night for a 5-star in a nice city is not that uncommon.

i stayed at saint martins lane in london it was about the same, except the room was nowhere as good.

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>>134590427

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>>134590699
ahh yes quite exquisite

here mr trump here is 500$

Matthew 19:24
And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.

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Trump breakfast

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Trump breakfast a la carte

>>134590699
I know lad, but most people here have never spent more than $10 on a hostel bed and have no idea what comfort costs.

>>134591067
>38 dollar breakfast

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Trump all day dining

>>134589902
Welcome to literally every hotel that has food/drink for sale in the room.

>>134582489
Nigger ever have a taco bowl at Trump Tower?

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>>134591279
shut up and eat your 30$ croisant and you better like it

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>>134591349

>that first burger

>>134591279
>not getting salmon, soup, and rice for breakfast

>>134591349
>$138 for a bowl of spinach

based... trump... woah...

>>134591349
130$ meal and they still charge a 5$ delivery fee

>>134591349
>BURGER WITH RUSSIAN DRESSING
>RUSSIAN

TRUMP IMPEACHED

POL BTFO

DRUMPF CAN NOT RECOVER

SOMEONE CALL CNN

>>134591279
>not just getting a $7 glass of milk
retard

>>134590965
Hadith Number 16245, Volume Title: “The Sayings of the Syrians,” Chapter Title: “Hadith of Mu’awiya Ibn Abu Sufyan”:

“I saw the prophet – pbuh – sucking on the tongue or the lips of Al-Hassan son of Ali, may the prayers of Allah be upon him. For no tongue or lips that the prophet sucked on will be tormented (by hell fire).
He (the Prophet) lift up his (al Hassan’s) shirt and kissed his (little) penis.”

>>134591452

I had the taco bowl at Trump tower back in May. It was god tier and actually very inexpensive for new york.

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>>134591349

>$5 delivery fee
>tip not included

Can we talk about this scam ass shit infesting literally every restaurant ever, all of a sudden?

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>>134591641
word islam is pretty fucked up

>>134591220
>spelling omelet wrong

>>134589595
it's a minibar you idiot, your five star hotels have about the selection as well.

what do you expect from a minibar? a well done steak?

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>>134590810
Shit nigger I'd check out the pool

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>>134591746
>Being this retarded

Trump desserts

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>>134583621
it's like Disney World if every character was Donald Trump

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>>134586483
>$2995 + tax and tip
What the fuck.

>>134582489
how much are you enjoying overpaying for an hotel like a dumb cuck?

>>134591349
The funny part is, this is a prime property NYC hotel and their room service is still cheaper than a OK tier restaurant in Zurich.

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Trump kids menu

>>134591270
i never spent more than $30/night. When i go vacationing on my own dime i just airbnb, rich swiss bro. Pennie saved = pennie earned. Don't be waste money unless you're a millionaire.

The Saint Martins thing was when the company I worked for payed me to stay there, since we have a london office near by.

>>134584517
really disappointing he didn't have his own versions of M&Ms with little CGI cartoon trumps

>>134587292
damn...that's not so bad. anon paying 3k must have a suite or something?

>>134592064
They serve kids?

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>>134592064
>cheese pizza

>>134591887
>omelet with choice of...
>egg white omlet..

One of them is surely spelled wrong

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>>134590965

>>134592170
>tfw pizzagate extends all the way to trump

>>134591641
kinda hot desu
why is islam bad agiain?

>>134588634
wtf no bourbon? he must be a russian spay after all

>>134592404
I'm Swedish, so I have no clue...

>>134592064
order a cheese pizza

>>134587575
>No fucking Yeungling

Trump is a pleb

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anything else u guys would like to see? There is a healthy menu and spa prices as well

>>134592066
But at least you know the price range. 95% of people here don't. I used to do the same stuff when I was young, keep the costs down, travel longer than staying in good hotels, who cares. Also AirBnB is usually great value.

See I don't give a fuck anymore aboutmoney. I earn good money, bought a prime property house last month and getting married in 16 days.

>>134592690
whats the TV like senpai? maybe inside the shower pictures? nice toilet?

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>>134592690
post the lobby and the gym and the pools and shit

what the fuck are you doing nigg3r

>>134592690
Call and bitch about the typo in the menu

Posting in my favorite most comfy thread I've seen here in awhile.
Thanks anon!

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>>134588016
They loot that stuff out of urns in ancient Egyptian tombs, and package it into hipster granola.
They usually have weird curses on them. Guy at school got leprosy from eating it. I think he was just trying to cover up his reason for getting an STD though.
Most urban legend says that Anubis will take your family if you eat cursed ancient granola.
Personally, I wouldn't want to be anywhere near the stuff.

>>134592708

>See I don't give a fuck anymore aboutmoney

Freeing, isn't it?

Warning though: it makes other people butthurt.

>>134592708
congrats on the marriage.

>>134592064
>$20 for tendies
>$12 for a fucking peanut butter and jelly

Honestly he should be impeached for these shitty prices.

>>134592146
it's about 1.9k for their top of the line 2 bedroom suite. So the price is really not that bad.
The anon is staying in the room I posted.

>>134592801
I know, but hey life is good and I can even take the time out of my day to shitpost on my favorit mongolian underwater basket waving forum. Feels good.

>>134592974
Thanks buddy.

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>>134592764
Inside the shower

>>134592773
Glad I could provide some comfy anon

>>134593262
love it desu

>>134589544
V.O.
Trump doing it right

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>>134582489
>Being in a (((Trump))) hotel when you could be farming

>>134565406
>>134565406
>>134565406

>>134592764
this, show us what tv channels you get and the actual tv itself

it would be funny if they didn't have CNN or something.

>>134593130
>Honestly he should be impeached for these shitty prices.
Just imagine the prices he's quoting to Germany, EU, France, China, Russia, etc.

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>>134592064
>Cheese pizza

>>134585252
>>134589840
Chocolate with heavy amounts of milk, which includes white chocolate, were basically inventions of natives in Central/South America, i.e. shitskin inventions

>>134591889
It's a 5 star hotel
It's for rich people, not the average citizen

>>134582489
Why did you make the pee pee video, Stephen?

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Trump umbrella and safe I found in the closet

>>134591279
>not being a rich american
How does it feel, nigger?

>>134593130

>$12 for a fucking peanut butter and jelly

Pro-tip: tell them to grill it

>>134593654
>It's a 5 star hotel
the government should tax their stars at least 20% to help the poor.

>>134593259
it's not. think the most i've ever spent on a room (my own money) was like 350 bucks for a closet with a nice view in tokyo. 500 bucks is not outside the realm once in awhile. you only live once. btw, congrats on getting over money and even moreso on getting married. best of luck.

>>134593654
>It's for rich people

seems kinda big for just rich people is there really that many people willing to spend 3000$ for a few nights

>>134593746
kys commie

>>134582489
Cult cuck

>>134583849
Holy shit this is the pic that made me jealous.
>t. formerly fat femanon

>>134593746
but then it would be even more expensive

>>134593863
fuck your meme flag faggot. day of the rope can't come soon enough

>>134593864
tits

damn capitalists

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>>134590056
I see u anon......ur a real QT :33

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>>134593369
Trump tv

>>134593746
>>>/europe/

>>134594171
Feet or gtfo

>>134593130
>tfw no $1 leaf syrup

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>>134593864
Asl?

>>134594171
Show the lobby and gym famalam

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>>134594388
>Asl?

thristy cuck shut up
hope a pack of wild niggers attack you for giving women attention

>>134592064
>KIDS MENU
>CHEESE PIZZA
it's only 8 bucks. ORDER IT OP

>>134593864
LONDON
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>>134593864
>femanon
just say former fatty you attention whore.
show tits since you want the attention

>>134588008
Ayy that's my microwave

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CNN is on the tv

>>134587292
I've just read the whole thing in His voice.

>>134594657
Thx for the pics OP, I really enjoyed the neck workouts.

>>134594657
it says CNN, but it speaks the truth?!? I am confuced

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well this thread has been fun

peace out

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>>134594657
O_O

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>>134594569
no how about dont show tits either
youre giving them attention to

you literally just discovered 4chan "show tits"
gtfo to reddit

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>>134593130
Oh boy if you think those prices are high...
https://sala-of-tokyo.ch/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/MenuEnglish2017.pdf
is the menu of a ok tier Japanese/Asia restaurant in Zurich...
It's in CHF but that's pretty much 1:1 to the USD.

>>134593783
350 will get you a pretty great room that is top tier comfy.
I'm above money as I don't have to care anymore. I did my job, build a company from zero, sold 49% off and now I will enjoy my life with my wife and our kid from december on.
>pic related
Thanks for the well wishes buddy. You guys made me into who I'm today.

>>134587703
Heineken is not that bad!

>>134594789
shouldn't you be posting in a tranny thread, autismo asian poster?

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>>134586346

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I'm going to go check out the gym.
Here is my trump keycard and 'zene in the meantime. Never settle lads

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>>134593864
The law is the law.
>pic related

>>134594957
aesthetics overall are a solid 8/10

looks like a really nice place
how would you describe the general smell of the place?

>In eight years everything in USA will be Trump™

>>134594171
>the serving staff is all darkies
appropriate.

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>>134584595

>>134594824

Good for you man. I've made a ton of mistakes financially and educationally after high school, now I spend 99% of my time these days wondering how I'll be able to pay rent. Great job doing things the right way!

>>134585799
You're right instead of you having the option to use products 100x more expensive, they just charge you regardless of whether you use them. High class ;). Truth is that all hotels jew the fuck out of you, but I'll concede it's nice not to be charged separately for basic stuff, even if it means actually paying more

>>134595240
Like chlorine and Mexican food

>>134589058
>mini-bar
>tip

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>>134595640

>not tipping the mini bar stocker

>>134595640
>not leaving the maid $29.95 + tip

>>134588609
Focus on the boxing mcgregor

>>134582489
burn it down

>>134595558
Shit happens lad. Get back on track and it will go your way. Don't accept mediocre, sometimes you will have to eat ramen for a few months to get back on track.
I did too.

>>134591067
WAIT. WAIT. WAIT.
3 thousand dollars and food is not included?!

>>134585799
>2 beers
>3-4 soft drinks

lol fuck off euro kike. go pay some fucking 90% VAT.

I stayed there too. Shit was cash.

>>134595997
The typo in the menu is free

>>134594457
I went down to the lobby and gym but I saw signs in the gym that said please turn all cell phones off. The gym closes at 8

>>134595240
I don't have any sense of smell but from what little I can smell it smells clean

>>134585153
Fuck that op. Go for 3 scoops

>>134595997
Does your rent include meals?

Move out of mum's basement and experience the real world.

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>>134596254
>I don't have any sense of smell

jerking off too much

>>134585558
Get a look at this faggot, too poor to afford the good hotel rooms.

>>134596300
Are you retarded? Even the cheapest hotels include buffets - breakfasts and dinners minimum.

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>>134582489
OP IS COLBERT?

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>>134593864

>>134596549
>>134596549


You have to include meals when booking the room at Trump D.C., its extra.

>>134596675
no because colbert would have made a "trump university" joke and the audience would have forced an applause break

>>134585252
I say otherwise, but I'm a Jew so I'm proving your point.

>>134584132
that ugly phone killed it

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>>134596780

>>134596875
>ugly phone

that things a classic piece of art

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>>134596734
FIVE STARS

>>134582489
How does the room smell?

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Note to op: Grab these Trump flippy floppies. You can get services to give you extra pairs and you can take these home. I wear them in house all the time. They are max comfy.

>>134583770
You smoke em.

>>134586483
too much.
room looks cheap as fuck

>>134597120
Chlorine and Mexican food

>>134592767
Rollinng for this

>>134584132
Is that a phone from the future?

>>134582489
I'm going to the Vegas one next month. I too will post

>>134597235
>mexican food

Something's not right

>>134597302
Don't wait just go now

>>134597431
Sadly no. Works paying for it because I'm going for a conference. It was one of the cheaper ones down there DESU. I flew that one under the radar. Collusion Towers here I comeeeee

>>134582489

are you going to take those things in the pic with you?

Also, how's the food?

>>134597559
I hear the taco bowls are divine

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/fit/ here let's see gym, pool, and restaurants

>>134597622

Gym is pretty standard. Its not Gold's Gym, but its better than Planet Fitness.

>>134582489
>>134583849

lol this fucking dipshit paying $100 for a candy bar

>>134582489
Are there any unattractive beasts outside mooning you or throwing their feces at Trump towers?

>>134597146
get a carpet sand nigger

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>>134592064
>Chicken Tendies

>>134597531
The Vegas Trump hotel is scarily cheap, Im going to keep an eye out for your thread man

>>134597869
Carpet is for poor fags and old people. Hardwood all day.

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>>134593262
Yeah this thread is comfy AF

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>>134592064
>CHICKEN TENDIES

>>134589544
>russian vodka
this is it, the final proof, he's done!

>>134597969
Scarily cheap but surprisingly nice. Got lots of good ratings even for stuff down there and I've heard good things. It's not in Jew York so it isn't eleventy-billion dollars to pay for moeshas abortions

>>134598112
>moeshas abortion
Fuck this killed me with laughter even though I know its true.
So the Vegas one is just as fancy & luxurious as the others?

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>>134585443
> the upside down sign in the backroad

This is why we can't have fashy things

I stay at the Trump Taj Mahal all the time.

Haven't been there in a few months because Carl Ichan recently closed it. Atlantic City is such a dump... fucking rif raff everywhere, big luxurious casinos closing left and right on junk bonds. I hope the ocean swallows it.

>>134585936
They're actually really nice pens. Stayed at the Trump in Vegas last month, staying there next month too.

>>134598973

I've been to Trump Taj Maha's casinos. Was pretty good. They shouldn't have shut it down.

>>134582489
Trump SoHo is the best Trump hotel in NYC from my experience

>>134599110

I think they're reopening it. Not sure when, though.

The new Chairman's Tower suites were comfy as fuck.

>>134599110
Why was it shut down?

>>134591067
>japanese
>not even 日本語

>>134591067
>japanese
looks like japanese are white now

>>134593938
Antichrist. Go drink your fool aide. Lots of "interesting" threads and angst taking place around his election

>>134599110
I heard on the radio the other day that they were allowing you to take anything out that you could carry for $100

>>134588285
Ha! My partner said the same thing--he's an engineer and can vouch for how shitty GE home appliances are. Though he's an aerospace engineer and not responsible for that trash.

>>134598080
What other kind of vodka would there be?

If you're paying trump hotel prices you don't want some poorfag polish potato vodka.

>>134594657
Real news on CNN? Wow, only a Trump tv could do that magic.

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>>134589410
>Oreo Cookies
>In a Trump Hotel
Disgraceful

>>134584299
>>134585252
>Wanting the big black chocolate

No thanks, cucks.

>>134599303
iirc his casinos went bankrupt so Trump sold them to Carl Icahn and then got shutdown because no one wanted to invest in them, or some shit like that, DRUMPF scamming the small businessman once again. Shameful.

>>134594657
does trump get some special pol edition of cnn?

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>>134582489
>Staying in the trump hotel tonight ask me anything
Is it this one?

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>>134599760
God damn it Drumpf

>>134591671
>Hopefully I can get two scoops
I have it on good authority from CNN that literally nobody else in the world besides Donald Trump is allowed to have two scoops of ice cream. They explained that he used up the only extra scoop of ice cream in the entire world.

>>134594657
Is that a unique Premium Trump® CNN /pol/ DLC for TV?

>>134583818
TOPKEK

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>>134592064
explains his son's retardation and autism

>>134587703
Brooklyn is good at least, but if it's a fucking Trump hotel they should be doing Ommegang or something.

>>134589544

haha they're gonna nail you $7 for that chocolate bar you ate!