/pol/ approved Majors and Careers

>>134581356
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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Physics master race reporting in

>>134581356
Who dis?

>>134581356
Link and I'll tell you.

>>134581356
wtf i love indians now

>>134581694
Is there even any jobs? Unless you're in like the top 5% I don't think there are many jobs

>>134581694
what if your history major is pre law

>>134581561
SNIIIIIIIIFFF

>>134581356
gender studies, not even kidding... /pol/ loves identity politics

>>134582027
Duck off leaf. Different kind of Indian stealing our jobs

>>134581356
UPS equipment mechanic. $36.06 an hour. Free Healthcare. Cadillac pension. 10% stock purchase discount. I do the Army Reserve thing to, so there's that.

>>134581356
>I wanted to get a computer science degree but all the poos are stealing the jobs.
But that means they are better than you, which means you're white trash with degenerate genes.

>>134581694
>compsci
>midtier
Nigga wut? Its literally the hottest sector in the world right now.

Although I do ag ree that it has been dilluted by Pajeet & co

>>134582190
quack quack bitch

>>134581356
>squaw have um heap big arse like mighty buffalo that roam plains

Can't go wrong with compsci

>>134581694
Where does Political Science fit into this?

>>134581356
Poos are literally working the shittiest job in programming. Look how socially awkward and cringy they are. Not even mentioning how slow they get the job done.
Go for it, ace it and you will be a success.

>>134582356
Havent you checked the "Shit Tier" ?

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>>134581356
studying animation. it's not a glamorous life, but it's mine.

Finance major here aka defence against the jew arts

>>134581561
Fpbp

>>134582400
Oh, guess I missed that

>>134582220
It's not that they are better, just that they will work for pennies on the dollar. Corporations don't care if you're better. Just want to save a buck.

>>134581356
do something that you will be able to do well, support your family with, and allow you to be an upstanding citizen.
And don't get life advice on /pol/

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>>134581356

Nursing.

>>134582261
>Pajeet & co
Pendulums swinging. It was offshoring until recently but companies have realised by the time they factor in skills loss, knowledge transfer, code oversite, extra testing and the poos shitty code etc, they don't save much. My firm is bringing all major projects back in house.

>>134582678
is there a more homosexual profession than this

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>>134581694
>Political Science

>>134581356
Moon Hoax Exposer. Its a growth industry.

Go for liberal arts and law. They rule, STEM do the dirty work.

>>134581894
>
selena spice

>>134581694
How in the living fuck can universities have shit like Music? Clearly just out for the money.

>>134581694
Someone give me a quick rundown on wht Astronomy is god tier?

>>134582783
take it with a grain of salt. the higher you go the more guaranteed your returns.

You could study history and become the next noam chomsky but its not likely in the cards.

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>>134582190
>Duck off
It's fuck, you fucking retarded shit stain.

>>134582192
>10% stock purchase discount

Is there anything to stop you from buying it for 10% off, selling for full price and repeating ad infinity?

>>134581694
How is Pharmacology (essentially biology/chemistry) or psychology (specifically clinical psych Jordan Peterson type) not classify as medicine?

>>134582220
It means they will work twice as long, twice as hard, for half as much. It is also one of the reason Trump will win again in 2020.

>>134582356
>>134582400

Dont know why theres so much hate for polisci in the US, it's taught really well here, actually helped me transition from a anarcho-communist into a classic liberal and cultural conservative. It teaches econ and stats and actually gives you an insight into politics unlike most retards on this board.

>>134583022
Buck off

>>134583120
Youre one of the lucky few then. For most it actually has the exact opposite effect. I suppose your uni isnt controlled by (((them))) yet?

Radiography reporting in

>>134583080
Nope. UPS, a $100 billion company, never thought of that possibility.

>>134583109
to make retards make these kind of posts.

use your head, idiot.

Psychology the BA - shit tier
Clinical Psych is trending more towards medicine, but not medicine. If we wanted to list all the possible permutations of each field (chemistry and chemical engineering and petroleum) we would be here all day. Pick a point halfway between and that's clinical psych

Pharmacology/Pharmacy is distinctly underneath medicine, as in practicality its returns are half that of a physician.

>>134583120
How much material wealth did that translate to?

Here in the states, most high earning PoliSci grads then go into Law, which is higher up the list letting whichever troll made that image put the shit end of poli sci at the bottom.

Philosophy should be god tier but as far as job prospects go its trash.

>>134582261
>>134582724
>literally treating a subfield of mathematics as a glorified programming course
That's why

>>134583352
Oh so you're focusing on shekels?
I (((see)))

Pharmacology and psychology are literally medicine even if not a physician MD. A dentist is medicine, a podiatrist is medicine an optometrist is medicine etc..

>>134581694
What if I'm taking PoliSci as pre-law?

>Trade school
>Apprenticeship
>good job out of high school from somebody your family knows
>A fucking doctor
These are the only acceptable majors. All else are memes.

>>134581356
T H I C C

>>134583541
So the chart is then based on how "pure" a field is? Then it needs to be renamed.

Btw pureness =/= utility. Most people would be much better of with a CS or Stat degree instead of Math. Btw Law is not top tier usually.

tl;dr the chart is retarded

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>>134582965
It's a noble course.

>>134582261
It's fine if you like being outsourced and training your replacements.

dont go to university. it's all fake education and the value of diplomas drop every year
learn a trade instead

>>134583653
>Oh so you're focusing on shekels?
>american flag

don't act like we're not run by shekels.

>literally
they're literally not.

>>134583926
>posts reddit picture unironically
It all makes sense now. Babies first STEM course huh?

Computer Science is the biggest cucked carreer one can take and thats coming from a person who does CS.

Filled with nu male, low test hipster faggots, who are mostly liberals, and those who arent are the_donald tier edgy.

90% of these fags cant even bench a bar, let alone do any physical activity.


Not to mention the fact that your workplace either consists of a "wow new lel epic hipster startup" or you wage slave like a good goy for IT CEO ((somethingBERG))

>>134582751
My mates a nurse and he gets mad puss. Up to his shriveled plums in naive nursing student fanny batter...

>>134583926
yeah, so are alchemy and eugenics but you dont see any job openings for that

Anything but sales, marketing and advertising.

>>134584060
>being this new
I see you never went to /sci/.

>>134583926
Nobility doesn't pay my light bill

>>134583309
Med or Industry? The weld checkers on the rigs make crazy money...

>>134581356
Medicine and STEM is the only answer

t. Engineering in physiscs

>>134582437
Good luck never getting a job because animation is made overseas since about 2007.

>>134584159
Its not from sci though. (Hint, its from XKCD and other dank meme sites.)

Go tip that fedora somewhere else kid

>>134584083
fucking degenerate. why not just become a heroin addict?

>>134584073
If you could do it over again what would you do?

>>134583926
Note how the artist draws half female and laughably makes the mathematician a woman when there are almost no women in math.

>>134584073
We get it Croatia blows you don't need to keep reminding us.

I was recently accepted to study history/historical tourism

Idk if that's promisying fields of studies, hope so

>>134584284
i don't care, my passion is to draw and animate. worse come to worst i will survive regardless.

>>134581694
hahahahaha....GEOLOGY...hahahHAHAHAHAHA

PSYCHOLOGY NOT SHIT TIER...haahhHAHAHA

public policy major planning on attending law school afterwards

I want to join the Identity Evropa chapter at Rutgers when i transfer there next year

>>134584493
Thats how I knew its from a Reddit-tier site.

>>134582138
Mmmm quite pungent my dear

>>134583022
Dill yourself, higger

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>>134581356

I'm a lapidary.

I highly recommend it for artistic and mechanical people living in large cities.

>>134584521
Geologists are the ones who locate oil and rare mineral deposits. I'm sure they're well paid.

>>134581356
>What are you studying?
Assumes we are all still in college.
PHYSICS!

>>134584513
Passion doesn't mean jack shit and won't pay your bills. Let's see some of your animation. Also drawing will absolutely get you nowhere trust me.

3D animation is literally made in Korean sweatshops for pennies.

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>>134581356
Petroleum Engineering. One of the highest ratio of conservatives, lowest concentration of minorities/LGBT, and by the time you get out of school the market will have recovered.

For all the young anons out there I suggest IT. You can work your way up to some decent cheddar in 10 or 15 years and you avoid the collegiate jew

>>134582678

At least there won't be a short supply of people to take care of with boomers retiring.

>>134584513
You can start by finding a job with a paying living wage. Better start applying for internships and positions right now.

>>134584403
Ignore him, compsci is fine. I manage a development team with 2 black belts, a cross country runner, and a couple of rugby players in. You just have to watch out for the star trek brigade...

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>>134584315
am I being rused?

>>134582678
I know that working as a nurse, from what my friend said, especially during nightshifts is one big orgy (or swinger party) happening in hospital. Everyone fucks everyone so it is not /pol/ approved since its sexually degenerate.

>>134584513
Learn how to do tattoos. I know its degenerate, but that is where the money is.

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>>134581694
Stemfags ACTUALLY believe this

>>134584521

i do geology, next summer (2nd year) i already have a job in a mine, which is way better than getting a pc degree in psychology

>>134583080
> what's preventing you?
Something about vesting, right? You don't own all the stock immediately, I suspect...

>>134584687
If you had read the next sentence you'd see I was also addressing those who've already graduated too.

>>134581356
fuck technology

LETS TURN TO A NEOPRIMITIVISM AND GET OUR LIVES BACK (and real, hot women too)

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>>134581694
>shit tier: philosophy, history, clasics, science...

dumb meathead

>>134584073
>Computer Science is the biggest cucked carreer

they imagine themself as nazi steve jobs, but they will be programming dildos in javascript hopinh pajeet wont take them

>>134584513
animate porn.
there's always money in that and you can use the money from the porn to fund your "real work"
or just enjoy the porn money xD

>>134584818
Is it very competitive? How difficult would you say it is to get a job? This is my biggest worry is not being able to get a job afterwards because their aren't enough openings.

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>>134585249
>philosophy
>not shit tier

>>134581356
construction labourer
>constantly btfoing kikes, niggers and trudeau
>all coworkers are white, most have blonde hair+ blue eyes

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>>134585470
>>philosophy
>>not shit tier

LITERALLY HOWWWW??? Its the most whitest and traditional mental discipline there is, out of which all followed later.

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>>134582060
Yes.

>>134581694
>Astronomy and Engineering in God Tier

Underage detected.

>>134585604

>laborer

You've refrained from learning any skills so you can get paid to do something other than clean up the mess carpenters make? Damn.

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>>134585470
...and science came out of emipirical philosophy anyway.

Regarding falsifabiltiy argument look up Popper and Kuhn - youll me surprised how big chunk of (((science))) is unfalsifiable memes (like evolution and cosmology). More people would know that if the werent one trick scientific ponies.

>>134585905
>>Astronomy and Engineering in God Tier

lol missed that, astronomy is top memes.

>>134585604
>construction labourer
>all coworkers are white, most have blonde hair+ blue eyes

Not here in America. Here 90% are spics

>>134585413
Don't know about the US but here were having trouble recruiting java developers cos there's so much work on they're all contracting and raking it in. Thing is its such a wide field, so many areas to go into from web development, through automation, to AI. Every industry needs development and solution design expertise. I had no trouble finding work straight out of uni.

Forestry. The God tier job field.
>All foresters are old and retiring
>Fun job that pays really well
>Usually smart people since Hicks are too stupid to ever finish the degree and dirty hippies burn out smoking too much weed

>>134586241
Thanks dad. I feel better now.

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>>134581356
Learn a trade
>>134565406
>>134565406
>>134565406

>>134583541
It started as a subfield of mathematics but now it has grown enough to be a field on its own.

>>134584861

Oh dude, you don't even know the half of it. I'm only 1 year into my nursing school and I already got/heard stories. FFS, you can go on Porn Hub and watch real nurses, doctors, and etc. getting fucked and/or vovyered on.

Also, there's a bullying epidemic in nursing right now so a lot of the sex is manipulative, cuckolding, cuckqueaning, and aggressive.

>>134582751

...An actual Gay pornstar?

>>134585158
Hurrrr
*le retard meme*

>>134582060
>Is there even any jobs?

It's not about how many jobs exist in your degree. It's about the level of knowledge and problem solving ability. I have a physics degree, but I've never worked a physics job, but I have landed a high paying job in a different field. My boss admitted to hiring me just because of my degree. He thought I would be willing to solve the problems that other comp sci majors wouldn't.