Is this a high comedy

Has there ever been evidence that the tape exists?

>>134544081
I thought it was literally made up on /pol/ and sent to (((BuzzFeed))) just to see if they would pick it up

>>134543960
Didnt buzzfeed and cnn got a alot of shit for sharing this since it was actually fake news?
Why isnt he getting any

What's your favorite episode of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert? The one where he talks about Trump sucking, or the one where he talks about Trump blowing?

This is literally the only thing keeping his career alive. Nobody cares what happens to Stephen anymore, he's washed up. He's just a spectacle paraded around by his masters like a monkey dancing for peanuts.

A team of writers and this is what they come up with it?

>>134543960
It doesn't exist because the dossier was a load of shit

>>134544081
Debunked several times but apparently you can make things true by repeating them long enough

>>134544230
Probably because he's a comedian and we all know that Trump's nickname is Pissblaster 5000.

>>134544230
I assume he can fallback on the 'its a joke' excuse.

>>134544081
>from anon
>has fucking baneposting in it
what the fuck do you think, retard?

>>134544161
It was. This is how lacking in any kind of ideas they are

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>>134543960
WHERE'S THE PISS DONALD
WHERE'S THE SCOOPS DONALD

>>134543960
>Colbert jacked off and put stuff in his butt on the bed Trump fake peed on

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Can't believe I used to think this guy was Mark fucking Twain-level satire as a teenager.

>>134543960
As if we don't do the same exact pee pee poo poo shit you fucking faggot kill your self and stop giving attention to this mentally ill freak kike

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>TWO PEE PEES?!

>>134544468
I smell a dossier...

PEE PEE
POO POO
IMPEACH TWO SCOOPS
BENITO CHEETO

PEE PEE
POO POO
IMPEACH TWO SCOOPS
BENITO CHEETO

>>134543960
This faggot is mentally ill.

I wouldn't be surprised if he diddled kids with Podesta.

>>134544230
These types of political comedians always fall back on "its a prank bro" logic. Leibowitz used to do it and now colbert does it.

The only bad thing about Trump winning is that """""comedians""""" like this got a ratings boost from retards that can't go a day without hearing the same 20 drumpf jokes

>>134544526
Dont blame yourself. Everyone is retarded as a teenager.

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>>134543960

i think john oliver is funny, no matter what you retards say, but i can't stand colbert, he just makes stupid faces and tells boring jokes.
i think he has a low IQ.

>>134545211
Gas yourself.

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>>134543960
He absolutely fucking lost it, he's so obsessed with Trump it's getting weird. Full mental breakdown.

>>134544526
He was actually really good.
Colbert Report was fucking awesome but it was on so late I could never watch it.

This shit now though is beyond ridiculously stupid

>>134544459
>*calls up room service*
>"Yes hello I'd like two scoops of ice cream to be brought up to my room posthaste"
>*click*
>"HA that'll show Rynald Blymph who's the boss! I too will indulge in multiple scoops of ice cream angrily!"

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Semitic Mindrape is how they pervert the course of history. Jon Leibowitz is the producer who calls the shots on the mind rape show. they want Americans to hate Trump for no reason

its really antinonsemitic of Jews to do this

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>>134544081
>>134544161

He's starting to parody himself. Goodbye career.

>>134545666
Even Satan will remember the troll that did this.

>>134545599
>*calls up room service*
>"Yes hello I'd like two scoops of ice cream to be brought up to my room posthaste"
>"I'm sorry sir, but we only offer one scoop of ice cream"
>"DDDRRRRRUUUMMPPPPFFFFF!"

he is so obsessed with him at this point he believes he is Trump , or at least wants to become him

pathological case indeed

>>134544425
>134544425
Nah, the idea that "pol made it up lol" was the actual made-up bit. The tape was confirmed by that totally not James Bond honest ex-MI6 agent.

>>134545211
John Oliver was great on Community, but he's ruined himself forever with his show now.

>>134545679
I honestly believe he's not going to stay hot on TV with all the president bashing. He's been on TV for decades, but he's just a one trick pony now and has completely reshaped the Late Show into something entirely different. His shit just belongs on YouTube for a specific audience.

>>134545580
Lel this kid I know from college got the Colbert disease. This election broke him(he was a Bernie bro) and he could just never come to accept trump. This kid got a trump mask and goes on autistic rants on social media.

>>134543960
How embarrassing for him... He's a grown man. Have some self-reflection, Stephen.

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>>134543960
>implying doing comedy is his purpose
Oh, you silly Americans, you and your fixation with people appearing in Jew box

>>134545666
There is no evidence that Channel 4 was responsible for the evidence of the piss stuff, but there are some other things that can possibly attributed to us

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>>134543960
Yeah ok where's the link

>>134545666
After all this time, and still nobody has proven that the info on the dossier was created on here. Not even a single thing from it.

>>134545947
People here should be pretty careful about making statements about "autistic screeching online" because, well, look at the typical pol poster

>>134546059
>There is no evidence that Channel 4 was responsible
Unless you were here and witnessed it firsthand.

>>134546159
Yeah someone posted the 23 pages but it said nothing about piss

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>>134544459

>>134543960
>Cameras turn off
>"Welll Drumpf"
>Pulls down his pants and starts master bating his micro penis
>"How about two SCOOOOOOPS GORNARLD"
>Squats down and starts shitting on the bed
>Colbert turns around, and gets his face ever so close to the steaming turds
>"These scoops are mine GRUMPFER"
>Colbert starts fucking the shit pile, cums in it, and the starts squeezing handfuls of it in his mouth
>Suddenly the door to the hotel room gets kicked down by Spetnaz followed by lots of screaming
>"Colbert, you are under arrest for degeneracy!"
>Colbert looks at his shit cover hands hands and then at the ceiling and screams "IM SORRY DONALD, I WAS JUST KIDDING, PLEASE SAVE MMEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

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>>134545666
Checked, though this leaves out the fact the Obama administration used the fake dossier as evidence to get their fisa warrant and monitor Trump campaign communications.

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>>134545679
Jumping the shark, five nights a week!

ITT: offended trumpkins.

>>134546088
>it's still 2005
>nobody grew up

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TWO

>>134543960
MOBILE TAAAAAAAAAARP

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>>134543960
Why is it OK to shame people with a piss fetish but not people who stick their dick in poop holes of other men?

>>134543960
Does this mean we can accuse Colbert of colluding with Russia?

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>>134543960
>TWO SCOOPS

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steven Colbert in drag
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>>134546065
See>>134546159

>>134546059
It's full of channer dogwhistles and in written in a style as distinct as reddit spacing.
Go, and read, "No one takes bigger dumps than I do, believe me. You know what I call my shits? I call them Obama because he's shit and was born in Kenya."

>>134547932
trapfags btfo

>>134547932
I'd let him lick on my two scoops ;)

WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T THE WATCHING HENTAI IN THE THEATER WEARING A DIAPPER SURROUNDED BY PROSITUTES TREATING TRUMPO LIKE A BABY CATCH ON!!!

Pissing on the bed isn't funny, the Hentai one would've been much better to catch on.

>>134547932
Traps aren't gay.

>>134544161
It was. This is some serious desperation on the left.

>>134544081
It was completely made up by someone on /pol/. But these ((comedy)) shows has to keep repeating this shit to get viewers, they can't really leave the Trump topic because that would tank their ratings.

>>134543960
He ends up being shot in a firing squad so It's not all bad news.

>>134544883
>I'm not going to be your monkey
>whoa whoa it was just a prank bro! I don't have real opinions

He has an obsession, it's not healthy.

>in b4 he changes his skin colour to orange and wears a wig on the show

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>>134545580
Be careful what you meme.

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>>134543960
TWO SCOOPS!!!!!!!!!!!! DRUMPF PEE PEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>134549319
Do you guys really not understand that they pay a panel.of writers to come up with this garbage? He is just a face for the show. Is he a leftist cuck? Yes. But he's the good goy puppet representing all good goy. That's his role. He's acting.

>>134545947
please post them

>>134544161
>>134545666
>>134546059
>>134546159
>>134547951
I remember reading it before it was put in the dossier.

>>134546088
>People here should be pretty careful about making statements about "autistic screeching online" because, well, look at the typical pol poster

Okay, faggot. I'll be careful because you told me to.

he has

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>>134545666
I wonder why the (((CIA))), (((CNN))) and (((Buzfeed))) ran it. all that pandering to Jews and they still hate him

>>134545947
Link?

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>>134545666

>>134549753
Proofs?

i cant believe this guy took over for the David Letterman show Disgusting!

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>>134546342
FUCKING GOLD!

>>134545666
It's been almost a year and I still haven't gotten a concrete answer to how MI6 got the fanfic.

>>134543960
holy shit they are desperate

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>>134550036
hmmmm

>>134543960
It seems a tad pizza-ish for him to consistently behave like a child. The old Colbert report was funny to me at the time, this is just depressing.

>>134547632
Why... yes it does.

>>134543960
Papists like Mr Colbert have gotten too loudmouthed. Time to send the Vatican-Roman "Catholics" south of the border to Mexico once and for all, O.P.

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>>134551001
you like money stevie?

peepee is his business

>>134543960
>Is this a high comedy
The comedy is that he's driving more people toward our side by acting like such a retard. I'm laughing my ass off at that.

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>>134544526
steven colbert the comedian is funny as fuck, steven colbert the shell of a man forced to parrot the empty words of his puppetmasters is an unfunny shill

>>134543960
I saw that thumbnail on my feed the other day.

This is the point where you can draw a very concrete distinction between comedy and propaganda. Shitting on the president on a nightly basis is one thing, but rehashing outdated and slanderous claims that have zero basis in reality?

I'm actually glad that has so many views, now they can't memory-hole it. The network obviously condones this, along with the absolutely classless cock holster jokes. It's not entertainment, it's flat-out propaganda disguising as entertainment.

Use this as a point of reference.

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PEE PEE POO POO WHERE ARE THE TWO SCOOPS GROMBALD GRAMPF???

>>134545580
he is doing it for ratings, it's the thing most people don't understand. It's not just advertising on networks now... dollars flow from YouTube now, for example, and this skit is meant is basically clickbait... I mean he was like shit in ratings now he's first or something.

>>134543960
Lol nice to see how much this triggers the /pol/

>>134543960

how many more times are you going to make this thread? stop promoting this garbage on here. how much are colberts jewish owners paying to post this ? I'll pay you 125% of that to fuck off.

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>>134553453
>(((you)))

steve got cucked by ratings. Its all he can do to stay on air.

"funny" person: Trump
audience: BOOOO

>>134544526
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>>134546064
https://youtu.be/Lk1uBMZOaXc?t=7m55s

I haven't seen him do it for 'minutes' but there is this

>>134543960
Is there a way we can help them move more in this direction?

>>134544161
wat? is that the new shilling strategy leddit adopted?

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>>134543960
>literally just jumps on a bed for several minutes saying PEE PEE TAPE over and over
>this is funny to normal people

>>134551392
This
probably one of the biggest falls from grace I have ever seen.

>>134554644
I find it funny, but for different reasons.
If this was made with irony, it would be a masterpiece.

>>134547545
Really makes you tinkle.

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>>134543960
Yes, Stephen. Keep those ratings sky high.

I feel like Colbert's gonna be the first to kill himself live on air in a long time, there's obvious amounts of anxiety and stress in literally every single thing he says and does, like he's in panic mode constantly. It'll be really weird seeing a suicide in HD.

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>>134543960
>45yo man jumping on a bed
>lol this fiction
so randumb, uboated

>>134544526
That's only because he pretended to be Bill O'Reilly.

>>134543960
You Americans don't realise just how bizarre your politics and the hysteria surrounding it are. It's literal insanity.

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Imagine how angry Obama must have been when he read that Trump paid a prostitute to piss on the bed where Michele slept. Then imagine how HUMILIATED and KEKED Obama felt when he had to shake the same pissed stained hand of Donald Trump and watch him get sworn in as president, then watch him dismantle his entire legacy. I bet Obama would give ANYTHING to have power for ONE MORE DAY, just to make a few changes to prevent the oppression of minorities and undocumented workers. But no, all those days meeting celebrities, going on talk shows, and playing golf will never come back to him. He wasted a Super Majority for 2 years and 6 more years of executive orders and has to watch PISS YELLOW TRUMP destroy his legacy. I would feel sorry for liberals but they really had their chance. Everything is just a matter of cause and effect that they put into motion. I guess Queen Hillary, the most qualified candidate in history, shouldn't have used the Pied Piper strategy to lure Donald Trump into the general election. THEY'RE NOT LAUGHING NOW ARE THEY? They don't LAUGH when they watch Colbert anymore. They're angry. Pitifully and impotently ANGRY.