PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
https://www.whitehouse.gov
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
https://publicpool.kinja.com/
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
http://pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #26 7/21/17
https://youtu.be/g13CnihlioY
>Tribute to President Trump 7/21/17
https://youtu.be/e2H4NH16kC8
>WH Press Brief - Scaramooch makes his entrance 7/21/17
https://youtu.be/VtVuY3vlnzE
>Pres Trump Tribute to Survivors of USS Arizona 7/21/17
https://youtu.be/zd-S-AkfZrQ
>WH Video - Made in America Week @White House 7/21/17
https://youtu.be/_KkN7ygYnrk
>RIP in Peace Spice Daddy 7/21/17
https://youtu.be/s1X-dyjPRog
>VP Pence leads roundtable discussion on American Biz 7/21/17
https://youtu.be/rBcDEM_PGaw
>AG Sessions talks Sanctuary cities in Phillie 7/21/17
https://youtu.be/jxxUySRv_OM
>Dept of Interior All-American Outdoor Experience 7/21/17
https://youtu.be/gnP854sChGo
>President Trump's Six Months of America First 7/20/17
https://youtu.be/nosLkQe4dH4
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
http://pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
PREV APPEARANCES
http://pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
FUN STUFF
Trump Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>MatrixTrump
https://youtu.be/hcbleAlHN1s
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
https://youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
https://youtu.be/taZcJqUZAF8
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
https://youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
https://youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
https://youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA
INSPIRATION
>NEVER GIVE UP
https://youtu.be/OSJDhZvLtak
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>Hold Back The Night
https://youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
https://youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
https://youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
https://youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
https://youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
OP pastebin: http://pastebin.com/nygxu29R
prev >>134530693
More NYT/Clinton tweets....
"A tactic that drags on too long becomes a drag." Don't become old news.
Stop whinging and do something about it.
Adios amigos!
He still says acid washed in 2017
Who /JebHead/ here?
>caught five total warnings yesterday and had several posts deleted
>didn't get banned once
>>134537259
As opposed to?
Anyone else awake in the west coast?
>>134537137
JEFF SESSION WAS A MISTAKE
SHOULD HAVE PLACED CHRIS CHRISTIE AS AG
MEDIA WOULD HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT CLINTON TRIAL 24/7 INSTEAD OF MUH RUSSIA.
>>134537279
bout to hit up Jack in the Box for some bkfast
Breaking: Attack reported on Staten Island Synagogue
>>134537249
This, something juicy needs to happen on that front
>>134537279
>living on the worst coast
Today is my birthday can I have a (You)
>>134537249
Like what
most people who get close to the clintons end up murdered mysteriously and then immediately ignored.
Trump is incredibly mad that the (((media))) is doing everything they can to distract America from the fact that Marie is Best Squid.
Trump knows a winner when he sees one, and he knows Marie is a winner.
That's what his current Twitter rage is all about.
>>134537137
What does /ptg/ think of Linkin Parkgate? They have links to Killary's (((dealings))) in Haiti and there are a lot of symbolic links to Comet Ping Pong and Pizzagate.
TRAITOROUS NEW YORK TIMES
>>134537277
Bleach Bit you goon.
>>134537137
PRESS A FOR 'ADIOS'
>134537361
Happy birthday anon
>>134537361
fuck you
while you people post here cartoon wolf girls, Joe and other normally adjusted college educated urban people are out there getting laid!
>>134537361
Happy Birthday to (you)
>>134537361
Happy birthday sempai
OCEAN MAN
>>134537365
I believe it
>>134537259
The only reason he does that, is because the program Clinton used was named BleachBit.
He's so old, and it's cute, that he think they actually had acid or bleach on the servers.
>Flake was born in Snowflake, Arizona, the son of Nerita (née Hock) and Dean Maeser Flake.[7]
yfw Jeff Flake is literally a Snowflake
>>134537137
Keep on dreaming faggots.
>>134537361
/nightshift/ here drinking a beer at 8am
wish (You) a happy birthday faggot
>>134537255
Muslims vs Mexicans
>>134537362
Stop talking to the NYT for a start. His obsession with being liked by them is just giving them bullets too fire at him.
I cannot wait for the 27 I'm still unsure of what will happen good or bad though I think it could potentially involve John Mcbrain cancer dying or someone we thought was on the side of Trump being exposed or even Hill dawg or Pedo Podesta getting indicted! Who knows...... the excitement is just palpable!
>>134537412
joe is so alpha
>Be an illegal
>dont bother persuing legal citizenship in the time it takes to have / raise 4 kids
>whine when you get deported for being illegal
Maybe if mexican'ts weren't so fucking dumb this wouldnt be an issue.
>Amazon Washington Post
lol I love the blatant, but somehow still-implied threats
I guess Trump wanted to remind Bezos that we have antitrust laws in the US
Gizzi is still pissed off about Dr Who
>>134537393
>>134537412
> normally adjusted college educated urban people
kek, you're alright true Roman
>>134537255
AND DON'T COME BACK EVER AGAIN! YOU HEAR ME MEXICANS? FUCK OFF STRAIGHT TO HELL!
PRAISE KEK
SHADILAY
>>134537497
He should stop fucking Hope Hicks. Her adviser skills are worse than trusting a 2years old doing maths.
>>134537582
kek gracias perro
>exhausted my knowledge of beanspeak
>>134537512
I look forward to happenings
We have been starved for too long
>>134537393
Thank God liberals never learn their lesson. I want to see sad ugly spic faces for the next 8 years.
>>134537315
No, instead they'd be talking about how Christie tries to cover up Bridgegate in the Justice Department.
He also fills the entire department with lobbyist lawyers who get nothing done.
>>134537671
IT would seem at first like Kek would be behind it but no brother as for these recent developments they are the responsibility of Thoth observe the power of the ibis
>They call him:
>AMNESTY GRANTER!
>BANKRUPTCY HAVER!
>PUSSY GRABBER!
>HE WONT GET MY VOTE FROM ME, NO!
>>134537491
Crusades 2.0 inbound
>>134537710
Implying he's take Lewandowski's sloppy seconds.
>>134537361
(you)
No one will be sad when he gets cancer.
can this nigga stop it with the" b-but crooked Hillary" if he isn't even going to arrest her like he said he was
the fuck man
>>134537412
My imagination has developed to the point where I can have sex thousands of times a day with the most beautiful women in the world. I'm in fact the man furthest from virginity.
You think about that.
>>134537361
Merry Christmas anon
All so exciting isn't it?! WH anon warns of the 27th and also the book featuring our very own little baron trump surfaces the bricks are going to be blown off of this all of this my gods it will be a horrific beauteous site to behold!
Seasons is trying to look impartial before the 27nd remember?
Please some how make this image Trump related
>>134538071
Mmmhm
How the fuck is canada men more attractive than our average women??
>>134537454
Actually, it's an intelligent thing to say. You're forgetting that many people in the country are technologically retarded, and there's no word in the public lexicon for "writing a disk over and over with garbage data until the original data can't be recovered". Saying that the server was "acid washed" isn't a dealbreaker for the tech-savvy, and allows Trump to explain to idiots (large portion of the country) that BleachBit is like deletion on steroids.
>>134537412
>watch video
>no Lori
/pol/ I am disappoint
>>134538115
Aoba?
I'm more than pleased with all the happenings, the salt, the moabs(need more), the firing, the wild shit. But baby do I want the 27th to be a happening.
>>134538115
Because Canadian men are women.
>>134538088
Checked. Shadilay!
>>134538071
>>134538100
The 27th is coming sooner than you think
>>134538138
It's still hilarious. I've even heard fox news anchors reusing the phrase when talking about it in a separate context.
>>134537994
>>134538071
If WH anon isn't a LARPer, doesn't that mean he may be hurting the plan, especially if shariablue employees are also reading through this shit and relaying it to democrats?
>>134538071
>the 27nd
then what?
>>134538331
4chan is a step ahead of normies. But we're miles behind anyone with actual connections including anything share blue knows about.
To think the former DHS secretary cares more about illegal aliens than he care about his country or the job he has been tasked with.
What's his endgame?
>>134538331
WH anon is reliable no offence but you must be kinda new
>>134537274
for
>>134537361
merry birthday anon
>>134537361
>>134538443
Jeff Zucker's bankruptcy
>>134538471
Tentacle porn
>>134538380
Nothing, it's a constant game of "wait till this happens", soon it will be "we just need to wait until the 2018 are over" then it will be "We just need to wait until he gets reelected"
>>134537381
Kek
>>134538443
To serve Trump like the loyal dog that he is
>>134538443
Make the mafia great again.
Pack it in. Its all over. The establishment will have their party coup and toss out Trump and install Pence who will be the biggest cuck we have seen since Bush 41.
2020 is lost. The liberals will deploy Black Lives death squads to the suburbs in buses to murder our fathers, rape our mothers and sisters and enslave our children or hunt them for sport.
Its only a matter of time now before we are all lamp shades for sale in Mexican street markets where our monuments stood. Our extinction is so close that the negros of the next generation will wonder if we we're just a myth. The SJWs will push for laws to make all our infant sons into trannies to be sold to wealthy Muslims. We will be forced to cower and flee in the daylight never to see the sun again, and at night be hunted by roving packs of homosexual negros.
Its all over. I thought I was going to see the glorious rebuilding of the American empire. Instead, I will live, briefly, to see the apocalypse of all known Western civilization. An outbreak of global nuclear war would have been a more humane end. When this is over, the world will be nothing but a barren wasteland fought over by muslim tribal savages and Jews, and it will all be chronicled by Asians who wont even remember to mention we ever existed.
We will be like the neanderthals, spoken of as a distant historical theory, but never seen again. The very languages of our names will be erased from human memory such that they can never be spoken again, left as unpronounceable symbols of a language no one remembers. Then we are forgotten forever as animals rule the planet again.
>>134537361
today was my best friend's birthady
he's in a psych ward after he attempted suicide a week ago
his parents brought him a cake but the nurses cut it and gave it out to all the patients during the day so when they went back to the kitchen to get it for him it was already gone
>Supporting Trump
Make sure to also tattoo on your forehead "I am retarded" so that everyone will know your situation and be more considerate
>>134538439
That said a lot about Obama's deportation number
>>134538660
Epic argument
>>134538660
>>134538624
>gay flag
Makes sense
>>134538462
Absolutely pathetic
>>134538601
As expected from any hire, specially one hired to be the president's voice
>>134538681
Trump: "I'm a nationalist and a globalist. i'm both"
http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2017/04/28/donald_trump_now_says_he_s_a_nationalist_and_a_globalist.html
http://www.dailywire.com/news/15850/trump-im-nationalist-and-globalist-wait-what-ben-shapiro
>>134538732
oh sorry I was shitposting earlier
>>134538780
You forgot to archive it
>http://slate com/blogs/the_slatest/2017/04/28/donald_trump_now_says_he_s_a_nationalist_and_a_globalist.html
https://archive.is/jMIBj
>134538660
>Bolshevik flag
>calling anyone retard
Is this an attempt to ironic shitpost?
>>134538624
>but the nurses cut it and gave it out to all the patients during the day so when they went back to the kitchen to get it for him it was already gone
Thanks socialism
>>134538532
I don't remember this scene of the Neon Demon
was it deleted
>>134538624
thats fucked up. Why would they do that? Its not their cake to give
>>134538624
>a fag tried to kill himself
Shame he couldn't pull it off. 2D Yuri is the only acceptable form of homosexuality.
>>134538780
in hindsight, Trump loves to troll everyone.
>>134538797
>that flag
>shitposting
makes sense
>>134538802
MODS! This is a bot!
>>134537393
Kick the kids out too. Don't need them suckin' off the governments teet too.
TRUMP RALLY SOON
>>134538807
>>134538819
my best guess is the nurses that cut it out didn't know where it came from and assumed it was to give out to everyone since there wasn't a note or a label on it or something
at least I hope that's what happened
>>134537361
Happy Birthday, lets get drunk and stoned.
>>134538855
Ah shiet
sad story brah
>>134538806
Seems like we've got a new low energy pack of slaves. Let them tire themselves out.
>>134538815
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opugyqfCGVU
It's a special animated episode on the bluray
Shills are desperate to distract you from something in this thread... Hmmm. What could it be.
>>134538946
Do tell
>>134538946
>Hmmm. What could it be.
The Linkin Park/Clinton/Pizzagate connection.
>>134538875
Does his parents have any plans to get him a new cake or are you guys going strayan on their asses?
>>134538904
All yips look alike. Ching chong should stop bitching.
>>134538443
He wants to be top bot again, babe
>>134538869
when?
>>134537137
>bipartisan
So who are the cucks on "our side" supporting this bull shit?
>>134538869
when is it?
>>134539068
Fake
News
>>134539068
Ms Lindsey Graham
>The first 6 months of Trumps campaign was like Trumps election with Corey
>Trump enters the Manafort stage.
Trump always hire mafia-like ppl when he buckles down.
>>134537393
Fucking hell, we really need to repeal birthright citizenship.
>>134538904
>>134539022
I would hope so
I wasn't there, I've just got his sister's number and she tells me how he is. He doesn't want me to visit him because he needs space, he's been in there for a week now but it will likely still be weeks until I see him again
>>134538819
Psych Wards fucking suck
I managed to get out of one in a week by going full sociopath and telling the Doctors what they wanted to hear instead of like being honest with what was bothering me(mainly: Being locked in a psych ward)
I unironically think my stay there made me a worse person
>>134538624
how can he ever recover?
JUST
https://twitter.com/TheeCurrentYear/status/887728382502416384
TONIGHT, ON WHEN JEWS FUCK UP
>>134537249
Straight outta Saul Alinsky's mouth
>>134538904
nice tune
What is the schedule for the day? aside from biggest bote's birth?
>>134539065
>>134539095
Soon turn on Fox.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVAFMiLzj3o
>>134539068
Graham. Who else? Not on "our side" tho
>>134539160
what got you in a psych ward?
>>134538443
Can't scooch the Mooch
>>134537393
A
GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE PABLO
>>134537361
Eat a dick, faggot
>>134539216
We love our botes.
>>134539135
>>134539308
I have had sex with that.
>>134539216
*DAILY GUIDANCE AND PRESS SCHEDULE FOR*
*SATURDAY, JULY 22, 2017, THROUGH SUNDAY, JULY 23, 2017*
* 8:35AM THE PRESIDENT departs the White House en route to Joint Base Andrews*
" "*8:55AM THE PRESIDENT departs Washington, D.C. en route to Norfolk, Virginia*
" "*9:40AM THE PRESIDENT arrives in Norfolk, Virginia*
* 9:50AM THE PRESIDENT departs Naval Air Station Norfolk Chambers Field en route to Gerald R. Ford (CVN-78)*
" "*9:55AM THE PRESIDENT arrives at Gerald R. Ford (CVN-78)*
" "*10:10AM THE PRESIDENT participates in the commissioning ceremony for the Gerald R. Ford (CVN-78)*
" "*11:35AM THE PRESIDENT departs USS Gerald R. Ford (CVN-78) en route to Naval Air Station Norfolk Chambers Field*
" "*11:40AM THE PRESIDENT arrives Naval Air Station Norfolk Chambers Field*
" "*11:50AM THE PRESIDENT departs Norfolk, Virginia en route to Washington, D.C.*
" "*12:40PM THE PRESIDENT arrives in Washington, D.C.*
*_Sunday, July 23, 2017_*
* No public events scheduled.*
>>134539160
Psych wards are just death in slow motion
They put you in one, sedate you with drugs so you won't kill yourself, and after years of laying in the same bed and everyone forgot about you, you just die from some infection.
They won't even try to cure you, just pocket your bed fee from the government. You will never have a job, you will never have a family. Sad!
>>134539135
You'll dig us, baby! We're the Tops!
WTF I love illegals now.
>>134539129
>>134539243
Hahaha hopefully when McCain croaks Graham dies from a broken heart
>11 tweets.
Woah Donny slow down there.
Don't bust your load all at once.
>>134539407
drumpf just said it ain't happening tho
>>134537137
the "Dreamers" children can be up to 36 years old
We don't need these dog shit people living in our country, nor their law breaking greasy illegal parents
>>134539311
>Sean Spicer=Corey
>Both somewhat awkward in public
>Become object of the news
>Scaramucci = Manafort
>Mafia style
>women want them
>Senate Votes = Muhh Delegates
Guys...
>>134539371
Thanks
>he tweeted on the way to the airport
Guess i won't see any new BB, unless railgun is new thing.
>>134539185
HOW CAN BLAC BOI EVEN COMPETE
>>134539542
I like the way you think
>>134539571
New railgun unveiled yesterday, actually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO_zXuOQy6A
Trump is on the move
Heading to Norfolk
>>134539397
America needs to be run by the Mafia or Mafia Style. Brutal but with some family honour. Put terrorists in acid baths. Steal all the oil, live like kangs.
>>134539397
>2281
>trying to kill someone with a 9mm
>>134539542
REEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! NO BULLY COREY!!!!!!!!!
>>134537338
Rabbi's at it again.
>>134539622
>>134539636
modern day battleships when???
>>134537575
Psh, the next James Bond is going to be a refugee.
>>134537361
(YOU)
>>134539252
Really wanna know? It's pretty silly.
I moved out of the house and started looking for places to live on my own since I felt like living with my mother was creating a mutually toxic enviroment.
As I was searching for an apartment to live in I stayed with my brother in his apartment. He asked me about a hobby of mine - making theories about anime.
I told him about one of my theories and he looked at me like I was crazy.
So eventually I moved to my apartment, and I think he and my mom called the cops and said I was threatening suicide since I ended up being involuntary detained - in New York(where I lived) you can only be involuntary detained if two people testify that you're being a threat to yourself and/or to others.
So I think my brother and mother lied to the cops and said I was trying to kill myself/hurt others, with my brother using my wacky anime theories as a basis of fixation and obsession. I only told my brother and my mother where I'd be staying(with my own money) - so for cops to show up - er, yeah, they had to find out where I lived somehow
Course I wasn't actually a threat to myself or anyone else - at the very worst I was saying stupid weeb shit. Wasting time, sure, but nothing that deserved six cops (with guns) gently suggesting I get the fuck into the back of an EMT. I wasn't in the process of committing suicide anyway or threatening others.
Picture related, one of my silly little theories. I told my brother I thought that Boku no Hero Academia might be a follow up to Madoka based on the timing of the manga being a year after Rebellion and a few moments like this.
>>134539654
Bada Bing fugeddaboutit this whole campaign especially up to now has been run like that and will only intensify which I am oh so grateful for.
>That feel when there will never be another Spice rally.
>>134539185
basic gestalt? video won't load
>>134539857
Well ain't that a kick in the head
>>134539871
Are you kidding me?
Scaramucci events will make you forget that Spicey was ever a character in this series
>>134538624
If he's white I hope he gets better soon. If not I hope he does a better job the next time.
>>134539713
Kek
Background info on the USS Gerald Ford class and how it stacks up against current models.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4Ia8ps3uBA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4Ia8ps3uBA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4Ia8ps3uBA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4Ia8ps3uBA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4Ia8ps3uBA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4Ia8ps3uBA
>>134537137
>Trump is hard on illegal immigration
You know what I hear when I read that?
I hear Trump's Greatest hits.
I hear:
"You'd be in jail". "China is a manipulator of currency and raping us." "NATO is obsolete". "We shouldn't be in the mid-east".
Talk, talk talk. People say I should watch what he does, not what he says. Which is admitting he doesn't do what he says. Go back and watch his 2016 rallies now, its like a stand up routine. See if you can stomach his praise of Flynn, Sessions.
"All talk and no action". It was all a sick ruse and shame on me for falling for it. If we win in 2020, it will only be because Dems dont show up. All our own steam is gone, lost in the flood of empty vows.
>>134539654
thats why we have codes.
to work together
You dont steel the delegates from someone else plate
>>134539636
Modern Battleship, Trump class when?
>>134539888
Most jewish thing i've seen this week.
>>134539856
the mistake they made was sending the cops instead of your borther coming to you and beating the shit out of you for having such an embarising hobby
but people are so dumb and useless these days they expect MUH GUBERMENT MUH STATE to fix their personal issues
>>134537361
(You) got it friendo.
>>134539934
This, watching how he handled the press so articulately and ferociously was an entertaining start, it's gonna be a fucking blood bath.
Reminder: >>134499999
>>134539934
Im sure he'll be great it wont be the same though.
>>134539373
Right. The one thing you can't be in a Psych Ward is emotional.
Cry, vent - that just extends your stay. If you're in a Psych Ward you attend the classes, take the pills you're told to take, and repeat the party line until they let ya leave.
Course eventually your insurance will stop paying to keep ya there, or so I've been told. It's pretty interesting how quickly Psych Wards decide to take a chance on letting their inhabitants live on their own once they're insurance stops paying.
Disgusting places.
>>134539934
this, Spicer was not breeded for rethorics, he isn't articulate and suave
>>134540093
Praise
>Wasting money on deportation
Stop wasting money on ICE raids
send the extra cash to the border
Then make a viable way for people already inside without crimes to fix their situation and pay fines (Extra money for hte government)
after you have secured the border and legalized whatever is good, then you can run a cleanse.
>>134540112
He was great for denying the holocaust
He dropped his red pill, that's all that was needed.
>>134539934
he's not the secretary though
>>134540094
Sean never had a chance against the presstitute demons
Scaramucci however...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz-VaIjXorQ&t=513s
>>134539856
froppy is my waifu
>>134540187
Sarah does a better job handling the presstitute jackasses than Sean ever did
It's true
>>134540012
>the mistake they made was sending the cops instead of your borther coming to you and beating the shit out of you for having such an embarising hobby
Heh, my other hobby is lifting.
>>134540187
Sec will essentially be his mouthpiece I wouldn't be surprised if he were to make appearances as well.
>>134538088
>Modify a jpg. for ants
not even with digits like that
>>134539636
Now put a dozen of them on our botes
>>134539934
It's still going to be Sarah fronting though, you';; hardly see Scaramouche.
>>134540218
I prefer Mei but Froppy is also top tier.
[spoiler]like all the girls in the series. [/spoiler]
>>134540338
we'll see about that.... a star was born yesterday and Trump knows TV
>>134540338
It's not what you see anon, it's what you hear.. capiche?
>>134539856
Zou should probably kill your brother
>>134538624
Behead her in front of your friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvoSSkp2Njc&t=
>134540177
>wasting money on ICE
The next thing you say will be don't waste money on the police won't it?
kek sure has a sense of humor
>>134540309
this is perfect fodder to tweet at Joe.
I like it
>>134539856
WHat a bizzare thing, I hope you are better now and stop watching so much animes.
TRUMP RALLY STARTS IN 30 MINS.
>>134540413
that's about all he knows
>>134540525
turn your meme flag off for us
>watching short youtube video
>last 10 seconds obscured by some bullshit new "feature", suggested videos or some shit
>don't even know what to google to get rid of it
>>134540578
I think if you turn annotations off it gets rid of it, but you have to do it every time
>>134540350
I'd say Ochako and Hatsume Mei are tied for best girls
>>134539856
>Literally sharing your crossover fanfiction with others
You sure he simply didn't suspect you would after making that mistake?
>>134540457
Gib meme lyrics to include and I'll do it.
did sean resign completely from the administration or did he assume another role?
>>134537255
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH
>*breathes in*
AAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>134537259
>He still says acid washed in 2017
And harvests truckloads of media (You)s
>2 Baconators is too much, 1 is not enough
What do?
>>134540665
nobe
>>134540177
> after you have secured the border and legalized whatever is good, then you can run a cleanse.
Alternatively toss them all out to Mexico and save the hassle
>>134540717
He's out as of August
resigned
>>134537255
And don't come back.
>>134540309
Joe has a sad
>>134537255
Oh no, that sucks
go-guys! let me in your cool club! #maga! fuck islam! whites are right!
gib money plz
>>134537770
Correctomundo.
>>134540839
>Alternatively toss them all out to Mexico and save the hassle
>loosing jobs
>wasting money
>they just jump back
anon
A kid on the playground throws a rock at another kid. The teacher gives rocks to all the kids, because after all, only a good kid with a rock can stop a bad kid with a rock. Makes sense? Nope. But this is America now.
>>134540949
She looks like a future 40yr old bar whore
>>134537255
>self-deporting to avoid being deported to shittier country
>>134540992
try now
>>134539185
>>134540702
>that picture
N-nani? They've both been in scenes together
>>134540102
Its what happens when a Jewish invented "profession" with no real science comes into contact with insurance and a class of people with no real rights or protection from government thugs, teenagers.
Its not a coincidence that there seems to be a new diagnosis every year for what was once just considered teen age behavior.
There is no reason a parent should trust their kids to the 'mental health' profession. I went to school with these sickos. The psych majors are invariably fucking weirdos who want to 'guard the hen house' so they can advance to a place in life where people stop or never suspect them of their own perverse twisted mentality.
Another example of what these people are about can be seen in the whole tranny issue. When they realized men who want to pretend they are women will leave and not come back if you tell them they are mentally unwell, suddenly it was time to revisit the idea of 'what is mental illness'.
So now they realize they can make more money by coddling psychotic men and telling them its the rest of the world who is sick.
Their other big business is making excuses for bad parents. Its never that someone is incompetent as a parent. Its some mysterious illness with the kid that has a pseudo scientific illness.
So yeah, if you can use government thugs to drag someone with no adult rights into a place for them thar "doctors" to make coin, why wouldn't they.
You're lucky you weren't killed. Cops first instinct is to shoot the family dog if it looks at them funny. The number of people killed by cops for suicide calls is ridiculous, and the 'mental health' profession has been caught in so many frauds it should be shut down.
Of course you never hear about it for the same reason you never hear about Israeli war crimes, rabbi child molestors or just Jews behaving badly. Judging by the press, these are the most innocent, blameless people on the Earth.
tldr- psych wards are just jails, an end run around accountability
134540985
Where the fuck do you live where rocks can't be found lying around on the ground?
>>134537255
>>134537491
>>134537635
>>134540779
>>134540863
>>134540943
>>134541027
>Drudge Report
Into the trash it goes
>>134540985
>The teacher gives rocks to all the kids
Everybody now stops throwing rocks. Too simple solution for liberals.
>>134539050
Need a Manafort edit for #1
GOOD MORNING, PRESIDENT TRUMPGENFAGS!!
WHAT ARE YOU GUISE HAVING FOR BREAKFAST ON THIS SATURDAY A.M.?!?
>ten tweets from Trump in the last three hours
HOLY *FUCK*, SENPAIS!! WHAT'S GOING ON??
MAGA!!!
>>134538839
She ate his cake, dude
His mother made it for him
>>134541111
And there it is
>>134537361
happy brithday!
n e stream link?
>>134540967
>they just jump back
Yeah, keep telling yourself that. It's money well spent that won't be used in welfare
>>134541111
Checkem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLjNJI54GMM
>>134541124
good morning caps lock fag
It's time for a breakfast burrito in my world
To answer your real question: Scaramucci is delivering us Trump in his final form
It's gonna be awesome
>>134540831
rename to wandy's
>>134537361
(((YOU)))
>>134540985
>A kid turns up at the playground wearing a frock.
>The teacher gives rocks to all the kids, because after all, only a good kid with a rock can stop a degenerate tranny.
>Makes sense? Yup.
>But this is ShariaZone now.
>>134541238
>keep telling yourself that.
its a fact nigger. sending people back without fortifying the border 1st is just giving more business to coyotes
>>134537361
Happy birthday (You)
>>134540831
Baconator then Son of Baconator
>>134541267
already have one
>>134540831
stop eating fast food
>>134537249
My Dreamer Act is a catapult that sends illegals and liberal faggots flying over our brand new border wall.
what is all this shit I'm seeing about Trump pardoning himself today? Is it another anonymous sources shit and they are just trying to trick you into thinking he is guilty without any facts or is there anything to this.
>>134541111
>>134541283
>>134541164
>>134541241
Dear gun lovers, US is a country where there are more guns than actual people. This is insanity. There's a reason why elementary kids don't get gunned down and toddlers don't get shot in civilized countries like Denmark, Italy, Sweden, Austria etc. Since the Port Arthur mass shooting 11 years ago which caused the Australian government to ban guns, guess how many mass shooting happened in Australia? ZERO. It's not a coincidence. Even the second amendment states " a WELL REGULATED militia". Right now, thanks to Trump, even schizophrenics can buy guns. And I apologize to anyone suffering from that disease, I don't mean to offend. Mentally ill people can be a danger to themselves as well sometimes, it's also for their safety that in all normal countries they can't get anywhere near a gun. Here, in a majority of 47 states, ANYONE can buy a gun without a background check. Anyone, even a 13 year old went to a gun show and walked with a rifle. It's easier to get an object purely designed to kill than to get antibiotics for a flu in America. http://www.governing.com/gov-data/safety-justice/gun-show-firearms-bankground-checks-state-laws-map.html
>>134537454
it's 3d chess. he says "acid washed" and his detractors jump all over him to correct him and scream BLEACH BIT and then millions of their followers find out that Hillary Clinton used bleach bit to cover up her 33,000 emails.
God I love this fucking guy
>>134537259
Has he used that again? Love it!
>>134541384
It's Evan McMullin's current talking point that he's feeding to CNN
>>134537361
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MY FRIEND!!
HAVE DELICIOUS MEALS ALL FUCKING DAY TODAY!!
>>134541248
I predicted right @ the beginning of the year that Spicer would be gone by the fourth of July...and it took a few more weeks than that
Never liked that faggot...sure, Spicer does seem likeable and rather harmless, but he was mostly out of his element up there @ the podium desu
>>134541241
Hippy Jew plays the straight man.
We've been blue-pilled since birth.
>>134540967
>losing jobs
???????????
The only ones losing jobs, would be the illegal aliens.
>captcha related
>>134541392
For your reference.
>>134540949
>they hate me because i have big tits and ashkenazi iq
>big tits
what?
>>134541124
>eating (((breakfast)))
who is baking during the event?
i would like to submit this for the OP image rotation
>>134540949
>She has the fucking GALL to claim to have big tits.
>>134537361
>>134541124
I start work at 2pm today so I'm gunna shitpost until then.
I woke up late and regret missing the shitstorm about Spicer quitting.
>>134541473
>>captcha related
i've had the captcha start asking me to identify helicopters recently, but only on this board
>>134541384
Of course it is. Anyone should be able to see the pattern by now. It's all just made up shit by liberals who think people actually believe them.
>>134541336
that's my OC! got a license for that?
>>134541550
What event?
>>134541495
She actually believes the "jews have big tits" meme
>>134537361
Happy Birthday! May lighting strikes of synagogues serve as your candles.
>>134541074
Hahaha, don't worry too much about it. Don't wanna suck the air out of these threads with my blog - the main point is that Psych Wards suck. I post from time to time in BNHA threads on /a/ if you're interested in the stuff that got me put in a ward.
>>134541627
Trump is commissioning the USS Gerald R Ford
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlrE_DV6eyE
>>134541627
Trump is christening a new Navy aircraft carrier
>>134541111
The most revealing post today
>liberals look at humanity as their children
>>134541558
>>134541495
>>134541636
Check out her replies on the twitter post
https://twitter.com/TheeCurrentYear/status/887728382502416384
BTFO hard, nobody wants her around.
>>134541721
No, liberals think everyone in humanity are children because they are.
>>134541384
Every week it's the same thing. A new lie about trump from an anonymous source.
Next week the story will be dropped.
>>134541696
>>134541697
You guys ready to see Antifa get BTFO then?
>>134541558
>a lying joo
Who could have imagined?
>>134537361
hbd famalam
>>134541315
> sending people back without fortifying the border 1st
You didn't say just that, you said "let them pay a fine and stay".
Kate's law passing means illegal reentry carries automatic 5 years in the federal slammer. Also
> what is the wall?
>>134538903
Nice pic. My day was off to a great start to begin with, and just got better. Thank you.
>>134540831
I get the baconator meal.
>>134537361
>>134541696
>tfw someday there will be a USS Donald J Trump.
>>134541392
why is more guns than actual people insanity?
what is the correct number of guns?
more civilized countries who are being invaded by rapefugees because they are slaves of their government who decided they weren't allowed to have guns?
our rights are given by GOD, not GOVERNMENT.
most of the gun deaths in America are suicide or gang-related. take those out and what do you have? you haven't done this work have you.
SHALL. NOT. BE. INFRINGED.
>>134541443
yeah in this one
>>134541828
ummmmmmm Trump promised the wall during the campaign he should have personally built hundreds of miles of it within days of taking office sweetie :)
>t. Ann Coulter
>>134541828
>Kate's law passing means illegal reentry carries automatic 5 years in the federal slammer.
Do you know when the Senate votes on that?
>>134541473
you think all teh mexican farmers have some kind of magic anti ICE shield??
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2013/05/15/north-carolina-needed-6500-farm-workers-only-7-americans-stuck-it-out/?utm_term=.5d52c5299d00
>want to be a US citizen
>never apply for US citizenship
what's their excuse?
>>134537255
OUT! OUT! OUT!
>>134537137
OP's image
ty all for the birthday wishes
>>134541921
Sweetie posting won't work anymore.
Welcome to the Swamp, made by Obama
BAKING
>>134541952
Keep their coats!
Fuck 'em.
>>134539311
What nice smiles they have.
>business getting done.
>>134541082
>You're lucky you weren't killed. Cops first instinct is to shoot the family dog if it looks at them funny. The number of people killed by cops for suicide calls is ridiculous, and the 'mental health' profession has been caught in so many frauds it should be shut down.
Oh I waved the white flag the moment I saw em - got into the back of the EMT and buckled myself in. New York's finest has a reputation
>>134541766
And another one will replace it. It's amazing really every fucking the previoud outrage is dropped and they create another one as replacement, only exception is when they get absolutely btfo by Trump then you get a two weeks pause.
>>134541933
here ya are m8
https://archive.is/wF75R
>>134537137
>>134537137
>>134537137
NEW
NEW
NEW
>>134541902
librul subjective truth-o-meter: pants on fire!
>>134538904
>Alexis Goldenberg
>Goldenberg
>>134541902
SOMEBODY FACT CHECK THIS MAN!
>>134542051
Great job
>>134542051
>>134541109
ebin
>>134542051
Well done lad.
>>134542051
>mfw 4chanx
>>134542051
Nice new meme
>>134541946
Hyper-Laziness
>>134542132
>new
>>134542134
>>134542134
>>134542134
MEW NEW NEW
>>134541828
>re-entry means 5 years of roof, 3 meals, healthcare etc etc etc
yeah they will suffer that much.
and yes, I said secure the border
Step 1) Secure the border
Step 2) Make money out of the ones alreasdy inside, legalize em (money into SS) and pay fines.
Step 3) now you can raid for those that could not get legalized AKA teh bad hombres.
the current system is nothing more that trying to take out hte water from a sinking ship while the water keeps pouring in
>>134542093
Is there a link to this tweet? I've never been able to find it
>>134541946
it's honestly cheaper not to, especially when you know the government won't enforce the rules
>>134542238
https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/785299709342654465/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nbcnews.com%2Fcard%2Ftrump-said-clinton-acid-washed-server-nope-n663436
5 seconds in Jewgle my friend
>>134541747
Stop advertising yourself
>>134537361
Have a nice day!
>>134539654
>America needs to be run by the Mafia or Mafia Style.
The Mafia had honor, something the American Government lacks entirely. The Mafia wouldn't tolerate disloyalty and leaking though. Blood would run in the streets.
>>134537575
I'm watching that now.
>>134537454
>normie tier snark
>not even able to identify 1D chess that we talked about extensively during the campaign
>>134541902
I know an idiot who spends what seems to be all of his free time on kikebird, tweeting his demfuck nonsense to no one. All this effort for the occasional reply and/or like. It amuses me that President Trump is the king of Twitter.
>>134542227
Shoot them if they are caught re-entering, then catapult their remains back over the wall for the desert fauna.
Your plan reeks faggotry.
>>134538857
Fucking faggot! This is Norbot! Our gaurdian angel that prevents shills to generate money from clickbaits