What would you be thinking of while marching off to war?

>>134513847
I'll be staying home with the women, and laughing at our hero's.

"Thank you for your girlfriend, I mean service"

>my feet hurt

>>134513847
Id imagine all the corpses and wounded people I can molest on the battlefield

Goodbye crusty sock, hello wounded legless people

>>134513847
too old to be enlisted. feelsgoodman

>>134513847

Here's forty shillings on the drum
For those who volunteer to come,
To 'list and fight the foe today
Over the Hills and far away

O'er the hills and o'er the Main
Through Flanders, Portugal and Spain
King George commands and we obey
Over the hills and far away

When duty calls me I must go
To stand and face another foe
But part of me will always stray
Over the hills and far away

If I should fall to rise no more
As many comrades did before
Then ask the pipes and drums to play
Over the hills and far away

Then fall in lads behind the drum
With colours blazing like the sun
Along the road to come what may
Over the hills and far away

>>134514257
I am too yough, but if there ever was a draft my brother would get out of it, his feet are flat as boards

>>134513847
>What would you be thinking of

What the fuck am I doing here.
How did I get here.
Where am I going.
When's smokeo break.

>>134513847
"I hate the Jews for forcing me to do this

>>134513847
why the fuck would i go to war for this shitty country

>>134513991
spbp. Standing in formation for hours fucking blows.

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>>134513933
Unicorns are real too

>>134514484
this, id sooner help an invading force if it meant getting rid of trudope

>>134513933
this.

nobody loves dick more than a young woman who's husband is off at war

>>134513847
>I'm so glad I joined ISIS

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I'll be trying to figure out how anyone could confuse a gym for a leather club.

>>134514384
Flat feet is a meme bruv. They issue fitted running shoes and padded inserts now.

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>>134513847
ive got asthma and bad eye sight i would be

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>>134513847

>my feet hurt
>this sucks dick
>it's 130 degrees and I'm in all this gear
>Can't even chamber a round so what's the fucking point
>Officers are idiots
>My sergeant is a cunt
>I hate having to carry this other cunt's ruck because this "strong independent woman" can't handle the weight
>I wish I was on 4chan shitposting and fapping
>Fuck my life

>>134513847
(((They))) are laughing at our stupid goyishness

>>134514621
only the kids of senators and corporate executives get out for flat feet

>>134513847
>What would I be thinking
lol nty Shlomo

Some drafted/enlisted cuck be thinking about me stealing his job and fucking his wife while he's fighting for israel

Goober Peas.
Goodness How Delicious !!!

>>134514621
Well dont tell my brother that he will shit his pants, he is terrified my cocroches so war would drive him insane

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>>134513847

I thought 'This could be it. Make the most of it and know why you're doing what you are doing.'

Now I just devote blood to the Blood God.

>>134513847

Will they actually let me go behind lines or am I going to be stuck like a faggot in a hole?

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>>134513847

>>134513847
I shouldn't be here, I have hypermobility disorder flat feet and tmj

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>>134513847
I sure am glad I got that artillery assignment!

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>>134514761
Not really

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>dying for Israel

I'd rather fuck your wife.

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>>134513847

*FINALLY

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>>134513847
Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me?
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

Hey there. Hi there. Ho there. You're as welcome as can be.
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.)
Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.)

Forever let us hold our banner high.
High. High. High.

Come along and sing a song and join the jamboree.
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

Here we go a-marching and a-shouting merrily.
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

We play fair and we work hard and we're in harmony.
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.)
Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.)

Forever let us hold our banner high.
High. High. High.

Boys and girls from far and near you're as welcome as can be.
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me?
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

Who is marching coast to coast and far across the sea?
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.)
Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.)

Forever let us hold his banner high.
High. High. High.

Come along and sing a song and join the family.
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

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>>134513847
I would actually be proud that my life now has some semblance of meaning, and that I wasn't just 9-5'ing it 5 days a week with my health slowly deteriorating until I shit myself to death in an old people's home.

Probably one of the few people who actually want to go to war, not for the glory or wanting to kill, but so I can prove to myself that I'm just as capable as my ancestors on both sides who were mostly professional soldiers up until the Vietnam war, when that suddenly stopped.

My mum's ancestral tree can be traced back 500 years, and they were all pretty decently ranked military men. Dad's side is similar, but they seemed to always die off as artillery battery commanders and shit. His family crest used to be a mortar with two lions on either side, so I guess they took that ranged shit pretty seriously.

>Tfw that awkward moment when I realised that my ancestors on both sides of the pond probably fought each other in the War of the Roses

Why do so many of you faggots ITT think another war happening would get you laid? You didn't get laid once through OIF/OEF. Another one starting isn't going to change that.

>>134513847
underage girls

>kill my wife before I ship out so she can't cheat on me
>country is in desperate need of soldiers for the war effort so they let me off

Flawless victory

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>>134514591
Wrong.
Nobody loves dick more than your mom

>>134513847
DEUS VULT

>>134513847
Primo Victoria, amicus!
Ad Victorium et Gloriam!
Deus Vult! Ave Maria!

>Man I wish some Haji would ambush me and get it over with...

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>>134513933

> Not writing kinky situations and Skype her riding a bed post knob for you.

Phag™.

>>134513847
Thinking about how badly Im gonna enhance the local gene pool once we start taking over towns full of war widows

A lotta girls are gonna be lonely when the war is over. Ill give them some kids to keep them company

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>>134514684

>driving from home with my muscle car for a half our to my battlestation
>sitting with a buddy in my container with air condition in a comfy chair
>taking the joystick like I did in my childhood playing pong tennis
>sipping coffee
>watching the enemy in 4K on my screen
>joking with my buddy
>making plans for the evening to have drink
>asking for permission
>getting permission
>press fire
>multikill
>cheers around my and a big smile on my face
>going to the bar
>driving home to my wife
>have dinner and sex
>sleep like a baby
>wake up as a war hero
>repeat

>>134513933
It's okay faggot, your home won't be there soon since you decided not to defend it. The west is so fucked

>>134513847
typically thoughts before a convoy

>did i forget to charge my ipod
>can't wait to play ps3 tonight
>are my eyedrops contaminated
>i hope my camelback bladder doesn't explode
>did i bring my piss bottle
>should i switch to a bigger piss bottle
>well it will hold more piss but then i might have to share it

war is hell.

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Gas the kikes race war now