/cpd/ - CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - FRIDAY NIGHT ROBERTPALOOZA EDITION

>male beaner stabbed in the thumb

Evening, Roberts.

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>over 14 hour work day
>7.5 hours of driving for a 1 hour client meeting
>rush home, turn on computer
>robert time

All is right with the world, now that I am /comfy/

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>checking keys
We meet again fellow Robert's, are you ready for the /comfy/ as we listen to fight against male black?

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>taco bell
>not on the location bingo card

damnit thought I was gonna be off to a strong start

>intoxicated female on the sidewalk
>vomitting all over herself

O.D.
D.

>intoxicated female passed out on the sidewalk vomiting on herself
>amberlamps needed

It's not even 9 yet.

>Male hispanic
>shot in the back
>walkin' and talkin'

now THAT is a tough guy. I'd be crying like a little baby bitch

>shot in the back
>walking around talking

>fire department says shooter is hiding behind van
>can't find fire

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>>134494460
Keys checked.
G'evening Roberts. Looks like storms moving in.
>male spic shot in the back
>he's walkin' and talkin

>looks like out victim in the stabbing may have been part of the group that was chasing the guy who got shot

>SQUAD
>I WILL REPEAT THIS ONE. MORE. FUCKING.TIME.
>stabbing victim offender of shooting incident

>...wow

>vic from stabbning possibly involved in fellow shooting
>group of people chasing person who was shot.
>Robbert got pissy at dispatch
>total awww.
>Dispatch trying
>robbert "listen to the radio!"
>dis dispatch drama.

dispatch being dense

Robert is angry dispatch can't figure out what he's trying to say

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OPEN KEY

Dammit 1188.

>WHAT'S REALLY COOL IS WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE AN OPEN KEY
Dispatch is doing great tonight
>more open key

Every single kind of domestic non stop all day. Lots of Naked Male Blacks.

>looking for trouble with malicious intent

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>thread not even 15 minutes old
>all this crazy shit already

sasuga chicago

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>>134494460
God Damn it feels good to be comfy. Hope all is well with everyone tonight.

Just a nice night hanging out with Roberts and playing with my new kitten. I found him in a parking lot last week :3

>>134494825
my body is ready
first CPD thread in weeks

Dispatch is extra sassy tonight!

>>134495557
Robert kitten was flight male black with kitten fury. Glad you gave the little crime fighter a home

>more open key
>dispatch *deep sigh*
>oh my god, can someone call them for the open key
>they have good pizza at (?) on wilsher?

>"They've gotta do some work"
>"They're earning time and a half, why should they?"

topkek

>Brittney is threatening the caller with a gun
>combative intoxicated patient

dispatch is about to draw down on Adam if he doesn't watch his keys

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>>134495773
hah i thought i miss heard that.
>can see 2-3 year old crying in bathtub though window
>20 guys sitting on bench drinking

>20 guys sitting on a bench drinking in the southwest area of the park

How many people died on my birthday so far /cpd/? It's storming here now so I'm guessing not too many.

>saggy pants guy holding female black against a wall

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this is one of my all time most loved image.

>>134495953
Around 4 so far...it's Friday night so just warming up really.

>male
>black

>daughter's boyfriend's ex, looking though windows of home
...wut kinda shit is this?

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>>134494460
Gonna be another rainy night with a long period of thunderstorms moving in.

Update on the dispatcher shooting for anyone who hasn't seen the article yet. The ChiCommie Nigune is anti-police and pro-nigger. No surprise they're on the side of the sheboon who started this shit and got her shit shot in.

http://archive.is/XgH9k
"A longtime Chicago police dispatcher shot a woman in the chest after the two got into a traffic dispute and then a physical confrontation, Cook County prosecutors said Friday.
But an attorney for Keli McGrath, 46, said the other woman was the aggressor."

>shots fired

>>134496251
which one is she?

>>>134496251
Oh shit....can we give to a legal fund for her?

>>134496251
hope that ain't crabby

>oh not it's back

>>134496364
I'm not sure, haven't been here in a couple of days but maybe through process of elimination we can figure it out. Who is missing?

>>134496251
>implying some rain can deter the male black from behaving badly

when they go indoors in close proximity to other male blacks/females they inevitably start beating the shit out of each other

>male with shortness of breath and vomiting

w-what am I hearing on the feed

>>134496527
sadly I haven't been listening the last few days, I'm more of a weekender

>>134496251
I imagine you have to antagonize a random stranger pretty badly for them to shoot you
might be wrong though
>check your keys zone 13 ffs

>>134496364
>>134496527
I'm pretty sure thats sassy or crabby. I have not heard sassy last night.


>open key
>I can feel dispatch sending hate and pain though radio-waves

KEYS

Zone 13 check those muh fuggin keys

>>134496753
I've heard crabby since then.

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Disregard that guy smashing his girlfriends head against a building

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>mother fucking keys not being checked
>radio #'s check your keys
>open key static gets worse.

>all these open keys tonight

god fucking damnit Adam.

just check your fucking keys goddammit

>zone 13 is fucking up pretty badly
>adam

>>134496879
ok...well whoever it is, we should find a way to donate to her legal fund. I'll give her some money to help her stay out of jail.

Lots of thunder storms tonight.

I wonder if it means we're only going to hear a bunch of domestics and OD's tonight...

idiot robert here guys... can someone explain what happens if those open keys remain open? can dispatch remote shut them down?

>>134497329
If a key is kept open, it blocks all of that area's officers from contacting dispatch. It's a safety risk because officers can't call out information.

>>134497329
Open key means the button on a walkie talkie is pushed down so it's just broadcasting.

They can't do anything about it, Robert has to notice and fix it himself.

>>134497329
If the keys remain open for too long, then the dispatch will instruct all officers to move to another frequency (usually citywide 6).

>drunk laying on the sidewalk at Kedzie

>15 yo son with mental issues attacking siblings.
>drunk on sidewalk

>>134497329
>>134497455
>>134497750
thanks bros.

>>134497805
>15 yr old attacking siblings

sounds like someone from /r9k/ is off their meds

>two people are beating one female outside of Popeye's

oh shit who's gonna kill themselves

>sent caller a picture of a noose
>history of depression

F

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>Lorain says friend texted her a photo he's going to hang himself, he's unstable and highly depressed. Is under a doctors care and on meds

>>134497750
Would an officer be disciplined if they leave them open too long as its a safety risk?

>>134498187
>>134498233
F

okay, so I've always passed the thread. What's going on here and why should I stay?

>>134497989
>>134498187
F

>>134498252
good chance.

What's with all the suicides via hanging as of late? Robin Williams, that music faggot, the other music fag, etc

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>Beat down at the White Castle

Time to get comfy my Roberts...

>>134498355
constant Chicago coonery in real time

guy who got beaten up at white castle sounded white.

i miss white castle...

>>134496047
4 shot, or 4 DOA

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>>134498252
No it's more of a safety issue, usually they don't know it's their radio.

>>134498355

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>beat up at the white castle

>>134498252
Eh, they may get a talking to, but since it's usually caused by the officer's seatbelt or the way they're sitting it uuuusually won't last too long. Not sure if anyone has actually been reprimanded, like suspended, demoted, or fired.

>>134494460
how many nogs dead this year?
50 billion?

>>134498355
Extra /comfy/ and realistic first hand listing pleasure of what happens in Chicago. Things happen like
>two asian men hanging a man by the feet off a brridge, while an asian woman watched.
>man throws stick of TNT on womans portch for noise complaint
>names like "chanting profit"

>>134498554
Year to Date-
Shot & Killed: 363
Shot & Wounded: 1703
Total Shot: 2066
Total Homicides: 390

goddamn it, won't someone stop the party in the park? GUYS, SRSLY

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/cpd/wave is the best. Hope all you Roberts are doing fine, and that you never have to be bothered by male black

>>134498425
>>134498465
>>134498555

The comf....it's enveloping me.
Hello new senpai~~~

Has anyone heard sassy since the dispatcher dispatched a sheboon.

>watch yo keys

C'mon Robert, watch them keys.

>>134498863
wtf..... senpai

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>two female whites screaming at each other from their cars

since when has there been an auto word change?>>134498979

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>>134498863
grab a drink and get comfortable fellow Robert.

>>134498927
I have not her her yet. No matter what I want to somehow donate to a legal fund for the dispatch if there is one.

>>134499055
Roll with it... get comfy

>>134499110
The ambient link....I'm hooked

>>134499055
What was it supposed to be?

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>male passed out, possibly over drugs
another OD. What is the OD death of Chicago?

>>134499055
For years, desu senpai.

>open key in zone 10

Dammit Zone 10 get your shit together.

>>134499305
(((f a m)))) as in family was turned to senpai....I've always been more of a lurker and never came across this before

>open key again
god. damn it.

>mark metro PCS bingo players.

>>134499404
I love this thread even more now. Thanks senpai :3

>>134499441
wordfilter for ages desu

I'd be having a nervous breakdown living in Chicago too

>delusional guy in a hotel
>having a nervous breakdown

>>134499110
No 10mm? In chicago? am disapoint.

>>134499110
glock in .40 cal is a nigger gun. true ascended types choose a model 20, 21, 29, 26, 43, 19 or 17.

>she gonna crack open some cold ones

Lady Roberts know how to party and bitch about keys.

>male walked in to hotel delusional, maybe having nervous break down.
>another open key
>dispatch "oh god, he's telling me another story, , i might need to crack open a couple of cold ones after this
>UNITS. WATCH. YOUR. KEYS.

>need ambulance for suicidal
F

>>134499681
Nice to see wheel guns are popular. I loves my Ruger GP100.

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>>134499642
>>134499681
>>134499826

I wish these we're more popular.

>>134498377
booze + antidepressants = an hero

>the lower part
>like the ground

oh ho ho

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i didn't make this, it's just my favorite

okay guys I'm not an expert on guns. I have 1k to drop on a gun(s). As a new Robert what do I get?

>>134500128
Purpose?

>>134499055
For a while tbqh mi familia

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>>134500092
I collect these and did a dump a while ago. I'll put it in my normal mix up for you Robert.

>person down at bus stop
another OD im guessing.
>landlord locked out caller and will not let him back.

>>134500211
Self defense for when shit hits the fan and or invasion. I live out on 50 acres so no worries about neighbors. All I currently posses is a 12 gauge

>>134500473
just heard that, lol

male black shoulda paid his rent

>that backlog

holy fuck
>auto accident
>auto accident
>battery
>auto accident
>fire request
>female down

ROBERTS SORELY NEEDED

>>134499681
>ascended types choose a piece of shit tupperware gun

>>134500505
I'm personally a fan of the AK platform, but that's me. An ar15 is about $600 now days.

>man with bullet chain, unsure if useable ammo or not
They better not have belt fed weapons....

>>134500806
ammo suggestions?

>blood in the alley
Sounds pretty exciting

>>134499926
what's a SPAS-12 go for these days?

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>blood in the alley behind Family Dollar

>broken front door
>robert's going in

oh shit, god speed, bro.

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>broken front door
>I'm going in

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Sitting on the last homebound train from VA now lads. Can't wait to snuggle up in my duvet and have a cup of hot chocolate while I cup my wife's ass and listen to the Chicago stream.

Sounds like I'm missing some good shit though.

>broken front door
>"im going in"
HERE WE GO LADS

>they took off with three or four bags full of phones

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>>134500919
About $2000ish give or take what extras it has.

>people filled up 3-4 bags of phones then took off.

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>3 or 4 bags of phones from a Boost Mobile

haahahahahahahahaah

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>GOOD MORNING FIRST WATCH
oooooooohhhhh shit, it's real Robert hours now.

>change in shift
Well Roberts it looks like the night shift has arrived! Time to get super /comfy/

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REAL ROBERT HOURS in effect

>>134501042
>>134501127
no way

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>more logins from new dispatch

>>134500806
>>134500505

Since you have the 12 gauge (which you should own first for home defense) I agree that AR15 is the next thing to buy (AK is fine but I am partial to the AR). The S&W M&P15 I like a lot: inexpensive, runs forever, no silly forward assist. Lost of videos on this model. There's not dust cover but again, folks have run this in all sorts of sand and swamp without issue. For hand held fun I like the Glock 17 (or 19 if you have small hands) and the GP100 (which I load with .38 special...shoots like a .22). Glock trigger pull takes some getting used to, but the reset is crisp.

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>>134501544
I don't think we've yet heard the result of that, either.

REAL ROBERTS LEAVE THEIR KEYS OPEN

What's with the goddamn keys?
Anyone in with me to invent something to stop it? Make bank.

>>134501623
Good reply Robert.

>>134501882
you shut your whore mouth Adam.

>>134501907
Chicago supplies their officers with cheap dog shit gear. They are not even issued body armor, rather have to buy it on their own.

>>134501933
but how come when REAL ROBERT HOURS start, the keys immediately start op--

wait, what about a party bus

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>>134501623
No Anon. Weapons are bad. Did you hear about Sandy Hook? Surrender your weapons!

>>134500356
<3

>>134501623
Thank you Robert

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>>134502027

Car versus tree. Tree won.

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>car Vs tree
>tree won

>>134501781
I think that was the where the two negro manlets stole bags of phones from Boost Mobile

>car vs tree

>car hit tree and fire is rolling
>male is still inside
well shit.
Captcha: Risky super

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>vechical Vs bus, another person down (?)

>dad is beating mom
>no weapons reported

>dad is beating the mom

>ANOTHER FUCKING OPEN KEY

>dad beating mom
>no weapons
Now what self respecting wife beater beats his wife without a weapon?

>>134502306

hope so.

>dad beating on mom
kid must have called it in and now another open key.

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>>134502531

>zone 10 again.
>dispatch sounds tired

Also, fucking open key

fucking zone 10 again.

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>2nd male black was driver, was taken gold chain wallet with two credit cards.

>male black
>robbed of a gold chain
i believe this

>also robbed of 2 credit cards
OH GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE

>hispanics

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>silent hold up alarm

>gf slashing knife around

>girlfriend pulled a knife on him
We've all been here at least once...

>Girl with knife
>Parking issue

I know which I would choose :)

>kids harassing people at walgreens

>getting harassed at Walgreens

>>134494460
>Robert
>My Dude

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Diversity and Mildred st

>>134502027
They're issued their first vest, they have to buy new from there but there. They get $1800 for a uniform allowance every year and close to another $3k annually for duty availability. Most of them buy Class II to save a few bucks.

Chicago kids gettin' busy tonight

>>134494679
>not having ambient cpd scanner blasting through aux chord
Scrub

>24 yo male is feeling paranoid
>woman hit her head on bathtub

>24-yr old male feeling paranoid

hmm what could cause these feelings, I wonder..

>rear motion alarm
isn't that a Kardashian thing?

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>>134503623
crack, meth, marijuana, cocaine, pcp, heroin withdraws, I'm too lazy to type the rest.

>callers parked yellow colbalt was hit, call sarah.
>disturbance: two males got out of cars aguring in street as traffic backs up.

>female camped out in front of building

level 5 clinger here

Is there a story behind "Robert" becoming their call name? Don't get me wrong, I love it! I just wish to know the lore
*sinks deeper into comf*

Robert, the hero Chicago needs but doesn't deserve.

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there was a funny one a couple nights ago:
>caller said he smoked something BAD
>his mind isn't functioning properly

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>>134504045 Not my work, but whoever did it needs to write more.
July 4th, 2017.
Robert scratched at his scars. They were itching, which he figured must mean it was about to rain. He raised the remote, clicked a button, and the shades raised to reveal that it was, indeed raining. He lumbered towards the window, with the neon signs shining through the blinds, only showing his glaring eyes. Chicago, or Chiraq as the junkies called it. A city full of fear and misery. "Home sweet home." He clutched his whiskey with his other hand, raising it to take a sip before returning it to its place on the table. As he glanced around his apartment he was struck with how normal it looked, still. The lamp posts from outside the housing projects dripped their sepia paint into the dark canvas of the night. Architecture hadn't gone far in the past ten years, whereas technology had gone farther than anybody could have ever imagined. Without looking he took his glass of whiskey back into his hand, swirling it about and listening to the sound of ice on glass. Yes, technology had gone far. He downed the remaining alcohol and stood, marveling at how he wasn't woozy yet. After all, that had been his sixth.

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>>134504045

>now we need another ambulance for another mental

>need another ambulance
>mental
The crazies are going on tonight man.

>>134504379
that paranoia is spreading, man.

dudes are hanging themselves and stealing phones from boost mobile to warn their families.

i heard that one

>three cars and they're all stuck together

>>134494460
Hey OP, if you're still here, I was wondering if you'd be interested in more ambient music for a good /comfy/ selection?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwZwPJwkc34
This should work excellently as good background. Not quite vaporwave, but pretty close. :)

>3 cars stuck together

L-lewd...

Does anyone have a link to that break CPD youtube that aussie made a couple months ago. I just can't find the damn thing.

>>134504474
Well then..... things I didn't think I'd ever hear about happening in real life. Got one more checked off the list

>>134494460
I need a quick rundown /cpd/

>>134504548
Was it this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-z9EbsN_Jo

>stuck in the median

>running across street with pants down
lol, wtf?

>>134504445
You all should read a book called "the dark".
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dark_(Herbert_novel)

>>134504586
robert trying to keep male black under control

>>134496251

make niggers afraid again.

>>134504739

naw it was the one that started with that reporter paul hogan and the "cobra street gang"

>pry-us

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I love the color of this photo.

>siver pris standing in the street holding parking spot for someone and will not move.

>prai-us
hehehe, silly dispatch

>>134504936
DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU [Embed]

>>134505023
nice, it's like the type of filtering you'd see in an old WW2 photo.

anyone hear that incredibly feminine "alright"

>male in black hoodie, being suspicious, possibly breaking into home

>sound of glass breaking

>male black breaking glass in the alley
>didn't say which alley

>>134505129

i just stumbled on to it as well, but thanks for also looking

i love her accent so much
i want her to day
DA BEARS

>>134505328
/s/day/say

>>134505328
polish saa-sage

>>134505129
based

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>>134505219
I've been hearing dispatch do soft "moans" and whispers, yeah.

WHO'S RUBBING THEIR RADIO SENSUALLY

>theft in progress at the Citgo

and here we go

>>134504172
Beautiful

>>134504182
Forgive me, haven't seen that show in years

>they never sent a second ambulance
F

>>134505587
Read the rest here: https://pastebin.com/bSryX4qJ

whats happening at the bus shelter?

>two people asking to go to a shelter (?)
What kind?

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>>134505396
jaaaaaayg-off
lol

shots fired, finally. male, all black in an alley

>2 shots fired at grace

>>134505723
probably a homeless shelter

>>134505723
homeless shelter, maybe?

I don't know how it is in Chicago, but I know in NY and FL, those shelters close after a certain time, so if you're not there to "claim a bed", you're screwed.

what cant she open it

can one of you dudes please explain to me what the fuckin point of this is?

>>134505396
speaking of, favorite episode of Superfans?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLjmnXJ8cJE

>>134505636
>https://pastebin.com/bSryX4qJ
based

>>134505890
i havent been in a scanner thread in months. its essentially just to see whats going on in an area, and chicago happens to be fucking amazing for crime and fun times. plus, its a tradition

>>134505725
you know, every time I get into that caricature of a Chicago accent, it always ends up turning into a Boston accent which inevitably leads to re-enacting the scene from Ted where he talks about Boston women in bed.

>OH YEAH HAAAH-DAH

Thinking about going to grab food. In the spirit of /cpd/ should I go to White Castle or Taco Bell?

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>>134494460
you guys know chicago world news listen to cpd scanner? that faggot probably in this thread right now.

naked gentleman shining flashlight into peoples' windows? fuckin awesome here we go

>naked gentleman shining a flashlight in windows

is naked dude on any bingo cards?

>dispatch sounded like she was going to cum or throw up.

>>134505890
To relax mostly....it's pointless coonery and we listen to the street battle within a city that's a war-zone. , I guess we all listen for our own reasons tho.

>>134506043
Don't really care. This is a /comfy/ area.

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Naked gentleman shining flashlights in windows.

Zecora????

>>134506151
>tfw no naked gent will ever shine flashlight through your window
>your hearts will never meet as one

>>134506043
every local news has someone listening to the scanner. in LA you can make cash by calling in tips to the local news, more if you go to the scene and take photos. tapies.

>tiara's sister tecora is being beaten by the boyfriend

>>134505328
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kBnnon_iZOM

>A naked gentleman shining a flashlight theough windows.

>>134505890
I guess for me at least, it's kinda like listening to a podcast, but at the same time, also like watching the news. A sense of morbid curiosity to see who lives and dies, mixed with boredom and a long day

>>134505956
it will forever be the one that stuck "polish saa-sage" in my mind. I can never say it right ever again. that was the same sketch that showed their inner thought processes, too. bears bears bears bears bears

>search superfans on youtube
>find some video on page 1 bemoaning the lack of female fans of Dragon Ball Super

>drivers are not obeying her

to this day, i still never looked into what or who a robert is.

>>134506538
Robert is no mere man. He is an ideal, he is the peak man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTRCVr_4-kQ

>>134506538
the hero we need

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>>134506538

he doesn't make the calls up

>he doesn't make the calls up
>no one can

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>>134506596
>>134506632
>>134506653

thank you for your service

>>134506828
goddamn, I haven't seen that roll in years. still makes me laugh after all this time. that man is the personification of AROUND BLACKS NEVER RELAX.

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>>134506930

THE KEYS ROBERT, THE KEYS

come on zone 10

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>open key again
>fucking zone ten
>sound of a bong (?)

for a second there it sounded like a bong rip

>drunk wife grabbed him by the neck,
....son, that's called foreplay.

>wife grabbed him by the neck
>may have been drinking
>may have been
lol

>>134506538
means they're reporting an arrest

>male and female black
>checking out cars on street
>suspicious
But dey jus shoppin fer cars and shiet

Where is sassy?

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>>134507506

I like the way that the high-pitch voiced dispatch says 10/4. she either says it with a little tired sigh or really quick. either way, she is a CUTE.

>open key
>zone 10
they should really get zone 10 a better radio, this is like the 4th or 5th time tonight.

>>134507703
I don't know....I hope she's not the one facing charges. I really want to know if we can start a cpd legal fund for her.

100% sure samatha is just some feminist bitch

didnt quite hear, do we have a suicide tonight?

>threatening suicide

hes about to get shot for his own safety

jesus

>sister commits suicide
>now boyfriend is about to an hero

>boyfriend is in her room threating to kill himself.

Boyfriend is saying he's going to do it

>sister killed herself today
>now boyfriend wants to

ahhh young love

rare asian?

>driver is Asian
please tell me he got into an auto accident. let's keep those stereotypes alive, boys.

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/ASIAN MALE/ *R A R E*

>bald head white male, intoxicated
ruh roh

>failure to appear for shoplifting.

>>134498404
were you the robert that posted the big titty pic last night?

Why is /cpd/ so comfy?

>>134502759
sickfuckin pic

>Robert
Overworked and underpaid

>tin fo

>>134508262
Deus Vult.

>thanks, twenty-one

jesus christ, dispatch-chan's voice is cute as fuck.

>>134508262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp6COxHpJsE

this is how i feel itt

>domestic with childs mother
youve already lost my friend

>>134505023
i gotta take credit for that, i did the color editing in preview, the basic macbook pro program

>hit and run offender fled in a gray van

>>134508262
it just is breh

>>134508399
Good work Robert. I love collecting all of the OC you guys make.

>Robert needs help
>person suicided
>Needs emt
F

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>and you're by yourself?
>always
>hahaha

>>134508477
man its my pleasure, ive saved so much oc i feel the need to give back as much as possible

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NEW BREAD
>>134508490
>>134508490
>>134508490

>>134508343
thats the call of a whale, lad

>>134508498
being Robert is a thankless and lonesome job, but who will protect the citizens of Chicago if Robert doesn't?

>cat fight in a concert

>>134508366
Absolutely like this

Kind of "you asked for this, now you got it! the death of inner cities is hilarious! enjoy your niggers!"

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>>134505129
absolutely excellent robert

>>134497455
>ADAM
>Open KEY

>>134498529
Can confirm that it's just a stern talking to but that's usually when you done goofed hard.