German Culture Thread

>>134488185
Germans are so ducato besley.

>>134488185
Faggots: the culture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EVKy35L7MM

there was this one artist who saw the world for what it was but they shot him out of the sky

press F to pay respects

>>134488185
G*rmans don't have culture, their government said so

>>134488185
>Anymore neat German culture things I don't know about, Krauts?
Try German food, bear and sausages. It's awesome. Germany!

I have a sheep, does that count as culture?
Can I be relevant as well?

>>134488507
>>134488410
>>134488375

>americans think their toxic commerce, consumerism and capitalism was culture

TOPKEK

>>134488185
>bavaria
>germans
>culture

>>134488828

Nah. Americans don't have a culture. The only thing resembling a culture here is located in the North East - which is Anglo culture - and in the South - which is also Anglo. And you're not even allowed to celebrate Southern culture anymore. But this shit is so based, Kraut. Holy shit.

Also this:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHjj9o-xqQg&list=PL7_prmerELk-0zP22bceLApaUj2QBELKg&index=2

>>134488870

>Netherlands
>not a German province

pick only one Bernhardus

>>134488828
Coca Cola, Wonderbra

Bavarians have shitty beer

>>134488984

Even a couple of years ago (and still now to a much lower extent) we had Volkslieder that every German kid learned in school and you could sing with every German of every occassion.
My parents were still taught those but I wasnt.

>>134489171

While this particular song kind of got the right message Rammstein are left wing cucks

>>134489179

>he doesnt drink Tegernseer spezial

scum

>>134488185
Germany is more then Bavaria you know? We actually don't wear Lederhosen and do autistic slapping dances.

>>134488828
you're elected officials openly admit that your ""people"" don't have a culture
destroying Europe isn't a culture, btw

Germans no longer have a culture.

We literally have no culture.
What the fuck are you talking about?

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>>134488185
Become a regular on /int/. You'll love the threads there. That is once you filter all of the fucking generals first.

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>>134488870
you guys are a rip off of germany.

>>134489354

It's "more" - meaning there are other geographic spaces that haven't nearly as much culture and tradition.

Long live Bavaria!
>https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=bavarian+anthem

Regionalism now!

>>134488185
>>134488984
>a run of the mill redneck culture

Don't be ridiculous m8, Germans don't have a high culture. Their engineering is more of a culture than what they call culture.

Mercedes, Audi, BMW, Porsche, Volkswagen and porno. Did I miss anything?

>>134489334
That was Rammstein joke

>>134489574
>Don't be ridiculous m8, Germans don't have a high culture.
We don't have ANY culture.
>Their engineering is more of a culture than what they call culture.
German engineering is a meme.

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>>134489400

>destroying Europe isn't a culture, btw

right

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>>134489529
>t American who want me to teach me about my own country

>>134489616

>implying I can compute humor

that was actually funny

>>134489574

British culture:

>getting bombed
>getting stabbed
>gettung truck'd
>getting acid attacked
>getting raped in Paki rape dungeins
>getting locked up for twittering about it


really made me think

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>>134489660
Oh and Adidas

Their motto should be: "Dressing Europe's white trash since (insert date)"

I'm not even trying to be mean, but you don't really have a culture that you can relate to. You can't relate to history, or anything that is verboten.

>>134489931
You forgot getting fined for selling lemonade on the street as a kid

>>134489950
>but you don't really have a culture that you can relate to.
I know. I am german. We never had a culture at any point in history.

>>134488185

i downed whole beer cheering like a fucking baboon to that, especially at the end when the girl joined

fucking amazing, made my day

based krauts

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>>134490023

Exactly. And being the best goym.

>>134489931
I get we're cucked but everything on that list happened to you too

>>134489788

You don't have culture if you're not Bavarian. Sorry, Kraut.

>>134489574

>lol those uncultured dont even have paid tv licenses
>barbarians, not like us, right dear?
>Oh how quaint and exotic, an ethnic just crossed the street!
>ALLAHU ACBAR

>>134488984
You sound like a leftist and definitely a faggot. Our white culture is a gift and the only thing that makes living here bearable.

>>134490390
>>lol those uncultured dont even have paid tv licenses
But we have. In fact ours is a lot worse than the one the brits have.

>>134490441

I'm not a Leftist. I just know anything resembling 'American' culture is derivative from Anglos or another European ethnic group - or it just doesn't exist at all. What fucking culture is there in California or Baltimore? Or fucking Michigan or Kansas? LOL

As I said: North East and the South.

Oh, Mexican culture in California!

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>>134490298

It didnt "happen" to us you brought it upon all of us.

All you had to do is not suck jew cock for a time and we would have been good. It is quite satisfying to see that some of the supposed "victors" will go down before us, for example France.

We told you. You only had to listen.

>>134490468

*In high-British accent*

I do say, my dear boy! What uncultured barbarian has not his television license! You must be living amongst animals! No television license? Dead God! Utter bollocks, chap!

>>134490609
No, our culture is countrywide. Our culture is one of survival, innovation, and everything that gets rolled into it. If you don't understand that you should reevaluate yourself and stop jerking to old men in short-shorts and high socks. Alternatively you can take your faggoty self to Germany.

>>134488185
ah ja the Bavarian males fighting for the female Bavarian kuh. Soon the alpha baverian bulle will be determint and the winner will schießen on the chest of the cow and fertilize its eier.

>>134490982

You're proving my point. "Survival, innovation!" What? Are Germans not survivalists? Are they not innovators? I believe they are. Moreover, these are mere abstractions. This is "American values" talk. There is nothing connected to the land and the people - here in concrete, reality.

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DIVERSITY/NIG THREAD BUMP AND DUMP
>>134489934
DIVERSITY/NIG THREAD BUMP AND DUMP
>>134489934
DIVERSITY/NIG THREAD BUMP AND DUMP
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Quintessential native German culture, pic related

>>134491119
>Are Germans not survivalists?
Give us three generations tops.
>Are they not innovators?
Can't name anything important invented by us to be honest.

Look you can complain about american culture if you want but stop praising ours. We never had any culture.
You will just look stupid if you combine these arguments.

>>134488185
To my knowledge every people or most of them have something like that.
I know the Germans, Poles, people on the Balkans, Greeks Spaniards have these kinds of dances in such traditional clothes that are about males impressing women.
I don't know about the French and Brits though, but I guess they do have this too.

>>134491461

>Can't name anything important invented by us to be honest

Lmfao okay: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_German_inventors_and_discoverers

>>134492005
Even the Turks have something like that I just remembered.

>>134491461
Go home Ahmed

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>>134488185
>German Culture

does it include losing wars?

>>134492005
>>134492073

Turkish slap dancing? Listen, I'm part Greek. I'm aware of Greek culture - Greek culture today. I've been active in Greek communities in America. I've seen there dances. Where are the slap dances?

This is certainly something unique. I've never seen anything like it. Please point me to Polish slap dancing, or British slap dancing.

>>134492490
Why are you this impressed by some stupid slapping?

>>134491119
You honestly sound underage so I see why you have no coherent argument.
>you proved my point
Pretty dishonest, kid.
We are a relatively young nation but were created from the tenants that I mentioned, you are embarrassing.

>>134492339
kim jong dog?

>>134492490
I said traditional dances in folklore clothing that are about men impressing women.
Turks do have something like that, just like the Greeks and many others.
Just because there's no slaps involved doesn't mean that the idea behind it isn't the same.

>>134491461
>Can't name anything important invented by us to be honest.
Zweihänder, Schaller, rifled barrels, bolt action, automatic pistols(Austrian), rockets, night vision scopes, rail guns...
Oh yeah the printing press and cars.

>>134488185
Where are all the PoC though? Are they racists?

>>134493007
And 3 of the 5 great composers, Mozart, Bach, Beethoven.

>>134493007
flug
zeuge

space t-ravel

All this shit, all these dumb rituals, the garbage ethnic food, the dumb clothes is completely meaningless.
Traditions are supposes to conserve the nation but all they do is to provide a harmles outlet for whatever remaining feelings of patriotism europeans have. It's clown world tier.
I am actually happy to hear that Oktoberfest is having record low number of visitors because sorry goyim you don't get to drink overpriced piss and pretend that everything is fine.

>>134493195
Writing music isn't really an invention.
Also I was joking about how most German inventions are war related.

>>134493195
>Mozart
Austrian no matter what he considered himself
>Beethoven
Flemish so Belgians can claim him and not Germans.

Also Bach is shit.

>>134493573
printing press is a pretty significant invention that isn't military related. Probably somewhere in importance close to the fire, the wheel and farming techniques.
So I didn't see your sarcasm.

>>134493460
>airplane
True.
>space travel
Soviet union unless you count German artillery in WW2.

>>134493929
>So I didn't see your sarcasm.
You clearly didn't.
>list a bunch of military inventions
>then 'Oh yeah' printing and cars as if it's nothing

>Krauts having to explain their jokes to each other.
Keeping the stereotype alive.

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>degenerate

>we destroyed Germamy so that we could bring coca-cola, obesity, and immigration to the world
we need to hurry up and invent a time machine

>>134488185
>we let THIS steamroll us

>>134495964
According to my grandfather Poles have silly dances too.

>>134496285
Everyone has silly dances. Only blacks take themselves too seriously not to have funny dances on purpose.