US-Canada border. Does it make Mexicans mad?
>be Canadian
>got sweet apartment
>right on the border
>every day watch Americucks display their freedoms by straddling the line
>why are they always so fat
>go down to speak with one of the lards
>break ankle on stairs
>go to hospital, will be an 8 month wait for a specialist
>thank God it's not a year like last time
>pay 60% tax
>get raped by Jamal
>die of foot infection
>>134475299
I understand that american joints are under extreme stress and not too strong due to the malnutrition and estrogen in your milk, but up here generally it's unlikely that walking down to someone will fuck up your ankle enough to warrant a specialist. I guess that fear is why so many of you must cart around in the wal-mart?
>>134475299
>Broken ankle
>specialist
Why is us healthcare so expensive?
>>134475659
>>134474052
Are we going to post our borders, or something?
The borders aren't actually on the border line between Canada And USA. Usually you get raped through customs "give me your cell phone and pass code". Then after you make it through you can go to the actually country border.
>>134475299
>be american
>break a leg
>that'll be 100,000 americabucks
>ruined for life
>>134474052
Imagine not having a shit ton of water as a border.
>>134476603
>be lithuanian
>break a leg
>kill yourself
>>134476911
>be canadian
>break a leg
>leg gets mended
>gets raped by somali "refugee"
>goes to prison for resisting now being a hate crime.
>>134474052
>break my leg at 10pm
>get a free ride to emergeny room
>get chief surgeon operate on me
>"Its late we get you a room fo the night"
>walk out the next day with no bills
>>134474052
Considering even Africans are coming to the US just to run across the Canadian border, not really. Heck, so are the Mexicans. They detained more Mexican border jumpers in the first two months of 2017 than all of 2016.
>>134476088
Checkmate burger.