Why Norway never achieved anything?

>>134467156
They were swedish for most of their existence.

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>>134467156
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/israel-boycott-crime-bill-settlements-senators-support-law-a7852101.html

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Oh, but they did. This is their biggest invention.

>>134467240
Archive or screenshot please
https://archive.is/3re65

>>134467156
They gave us Brevik though

I'd argue that, that girl gives me a stiffy.

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>>134467450

>>134467156
All achivers left the country mostly
Norway+Sweden+Denmark is where all the germanic migrations spawned

>>134467156
Paki detected

>>134467156
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_Nobel_laureates_per_capita

>more than twice as many nobel prices per capita than the US
>one of the highest in the world
>lots of advances in science and technology, but not overly relevant on a global scale due to its small size

M-muh nordniggers, muh kangs

>>134467156
Highest living standard in the world
Raided your Cuck Island
Found and colonized Iceland and then one of Icelanders found North America

>>134467527
In your dreams Sven

>>134467527

Why would she do this?

>>134467240
stop shitting up every fucking thread with this
just make your own fucking thread

>>134467527
Makes me wanna puke.

>>134467293
What's yours, Sven?

>>134467156

>adapted to their environment

>lived happily and sustainably in peace

>breeding for quality, not quantity

Seems like they've been doing it right.

>>134467988
Homosexuality.

>>134467527
this a humanity crime

>>134467865
She didn't
This image is posted a lot, but she does not have a nigger kid and I am pretty sure that she just took a photo with that nigger and that is it.

>>134467988
Dynamite, the refrigerator and shit

>>134467191
>danish
fixed it for you burger. Stop talking about history you know nothing of.

>>134468022
wasn't that a greek invention?

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>>134467988
Eh, you know. Nothing special.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Swedish_inventions

>>134467156
they had the highest standard of living and happiness. what else do you need

>>134468216
The Greeks invented it , the Swedes embraced it!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_sexual_orientation#Sweden

>>134467156

>one of the high IQs in Europe
not a chance in hell

>100% white homogenous
nope

>most nordic
haha no

The thing is that Nazis would exterminate over 2/3 of the snowniggers in Norway. Norwegians knew this would be their fate thats why they resisted them so much.

>>134467156
All the real whites came to America long ago. The rest of you are socialist cocksuckers who can't get enough meme cum.

You're all literally commies more than 100 years behind he curve.

>>134467156
Niels Abel, Sophus Lie, and Ivar Giaever would beg to differ.

>>134468279
You're right, that is nothing special.

>>134468543
Is that all you got? Absolutely pathetic.

>>134468049
thanks for the clarification, *puts gun down

>>134467768
>muh jewbel
Look at their fucking biographies m8:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Norwegian_Nobel_laureates

It's fucking ridiculous, it's literally jew-tier nordic nepotism.

2x for "peace"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Norwegian_inventions

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Norwegian_scientists

>>134467786
>have abundant natural resources
>live in peace, undisturbed for centuries

Slavs are ubermensch compared to you lazy snownigger. And they have good excuses, you have none.

>>134468543
>hides his country

>>134468627
It's more than what you've got t b h.

Why does it matter if it's one of the best countries to live in today ? Sadly we are all getting rammed with cock in ass by immigrants. They are not as extreme as us, luckily. But they are getting there. They are probably like 10 years behind us :(

>>134467988
I gotta admit that the zipper was a pretty great swedcuck invention.

>>134468841
Tell me what a National Bolshevik stands for

>>134468841
Sweden is easy to make fun of. Surely you got something better?

>>134469059
may I have 1 Swedish qt to wife?

>>134469180
Why would you want one of the biggest shallow whores on the planet to wife?

>>134467156
>100% white homogenous
Yea rite

nothing is truly 100%.

Norwegians can thank their asses with lube to Americans due to the high living standards today. WIthout the oil funds Norway is nothing and irrelevant. When their money is used up in a few decades they will cry with agony like a bunch of subhumans.

>>134469359
well obviously I was talking about a virgin qt. I don't even care if she's sjw or whatever, as long as she's not a slut.

>>134469673
I'm on my search for a unicorn aswell. Seen it around?

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It's not a competition, guys

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>>134467156
>We achieved sudden wast riches in the form of oil, but we didnt indulge our base desires. Instead we saved for the future generations.

>>134469540
Our money wont be spent because we only spend the profits of the investments that the oil fund makes. The oil fund is always growing, and we never spend more than we earn with the investments.
If we stick to moderation, in theory we could keep growing it and spending decent cash forever.

>We found America before the rest of Europ.

>We sailed all over the globe, because the white race is a race of discoverers and explorers.

>We settled in England, upping your genetic quality significantly.


To be honest our number one achievement is that we are modest, decent hard working people.

>>134469673
good luck finding that. ahaha

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Swedish invention

>>134469821
I had 1 but her parents wouldn't let me marry her (I'm not religious). I'm still holding out hope for another, they are worth it (completely different dynamics when you don't have to worry about her past)

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Swedish invention.

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Swedish invention..

>>134470053
>Svensk-noegle
literally a Swedish key.

>>134468279

And how many genders have you discovered

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Swedish invention....

>>134470219
old fridges so much more soul than the new sleek steel ones.

>>134469915
WE

>>134468121
ooga booga

I think my great-great-great grandpa was Norwegian
or maybe Italian idk lol. He was Jewish btw
I love my heritage :D

>>134467156
A Norwegian monk discovered Thorium.

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Swedish invention.....

>>134468515
Not to mention Ibsen, Grieg, Bull, Hamsun and Undset.

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Swedish invention......

>>134468121

Both are wrong but whatever we were under danish and swedish rule for a time yes. Jewish rule now. Sucks bad.

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Swedish invention........

>>134470403
You mean an eternal Anglo invention

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>>134467156
watchu talking about mohammed? we wuz vikangz, Norway was at one point the world's most powerful empire, google it.

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Swedish invention.........

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>norwegian invention

>>134469931
every girl is born a virgin and some remain that way into adulthood. Just have to get lucky and not waste time going for non virgins. I'm starving the sluts of attention and now their younger sisters are noticing the effects

>>134468778
What brought on this bizarre inferiority complex, britcuck?

>>134467156
>one of the high IQs in Europe

Between europeans, 4 or 5 values up or down don´t make that difference mate.

>most nordic

and?
If you look at the nations that had, let's say more glory in Europe and around the world, United Kingdom, France, Germany, Italy, Portugal, Spain, Holland, Russia they were somehow a combo of europeans

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>>134470563
>Undset
wtf

>>134470053
Actually it was invented in America by the Crescent company. Also another American company, Plomb (now proto) invented the combination wrench and hinged breaker bar. Basically everything good was invented here by white people so you get partial credit.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crescent_(brand)

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>>134467156

>>134470523
and he gave it to a swede

BIG MISTAKE

>134470567
wrong, and yes im triggered

>>134470646
Bindersen is actually not Norwegian anymore, it got debunked

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Swedish invention................

>>134467156
they dont have enough laziness
italians were incredible inventors in the past because they are all lazy as fuck
white people have glorious diversity handling everything from plumbing to physics if only we allow the whites to prosper instead of handicapping them at every level like we do in current system

>>134470661
>inferiority complex

It's you who should have inferiority complex, I'm just pointing facts here and looking for answers.

>>134470679
Nobel Prize Winner in literature, and a rare female writer who wasn't a feminist cunt.

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>>134467156
>boobs 404

Well if anyone is up for translating all this

https://www.tekniskamuseet.se/lar-dig-mer/svenska-uppfinnare-och-innovatorer/

>>134467156
Who the fuck is that?

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>>134467156

>>134467156
you still mad they can fish in your waters but you cant? get used to it if you leave it will be in play if you dont it will be in play

article 50 states all EU members have to agree to the terms of a member leaving. they wont let you fish in your waters because your government was to dumb to ignore article 50 and just leave

>>134470969
This kind of impotent rage can only come from a vast inferiority complex. Heck, you made a whole thread to whine about Norway, so it must be pretty deep seated.
Unless you're just a divide and conquer cuck, which is extremely likely.

>>134470493
WUZ

>>134470939
why do you all forget that Norway is a very small country with barely any people? In 1801 there were 884 000 people living here.

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>>134470661

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>>134467156
because they are not aryan

Big one: Aerosol spray can :P

Innovations in oil and subsea technology
Innovations in weapons technology

I guess arts and music doesn't count?

>>134471273
Delicious tears.

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Gis - Norwegian porn stars

>>134468515
>literally who

>>134470615
How can you be proud of being a viking. They were a bunch of rapists and pedophiles. Their uncivilized manners made them extinct.

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Brits are subhuman rats

>>134467293
Yeah... We got the cheese slicer. It's much better than sweden...

Dynamite? DEPRECIATED

Bluetooth? shit

Styrofoam? weak

The bolt cutter? old hat

The Propeller? heard about the jet engine?

The Zipper? More like the faggotry

The cheese slicer is the norwegian pride and joy and it's always relevant. You foreigners don't know what you're missing.

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Is it Emilie Nereng?

>>134470661
Danelaw.

>>134467333
They gave us this bot.

Honestly, I think the more /comfy/ and homogeneous a country, the less incentive there is for innovation. Nordic countries have all the potential in the world, and have actually contributed quite a bit, relative to their size. I think they could make amazing art and great strides in innovation, but I wouldn't want to force the conditions for that sort of thing on them. They are doing fine (or, at least were).

>>134471256
Vikings

>>134471506
no, all women in Norway are ugly, leave.

>>134467156
We just want to be left alone..

>>134468279
Sweden has made incredible advancements... thats why I dont want Sweden to end..

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>>134471511
You might be right.

>>134471660
Fuck you Norwegain cuck! Emilie Nereng dont have one of the highest IQ's in Europe. OP is a fucking liar.

>>134470994
>På grunn av sin markerte holdning mot Hitler og nazismen, og sitt engasjement for jodenes skjebne, måtte hun romme fra Norge etter invasjonsdagene i 1940.

Jodeelsker.

>>134471506
Yep

>>134471778
I also mentioned Hamsun, you illiterate ape.

>>134471744

The first Norwegian naval battle

>>134471917
I was talking about her being a jewlover, not you.

>>134467156
The history could have had a decent colonial empire but Denmark held them back with a Personal Union, while Sweden decided it wanted independence making colonization hard
(I learned all this from EU4)

>>134467943
fuck you kike shill

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>>134467156
stfu mohammed we got black metal

>>134471744
oh man... this picture

>>134467156
Norwegian can be smart but there are only like 5 million of them, I remember them having even less people than Finland. It's laughably little amount. Nation can only be relevan on world stage if they breed a lot.

>>134467527
If it was her kid it would be much lighter, anyway she deserves to burn for posing in such picture.

>>134467527
fact: best women are reserved for black men

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>>134472009
upvoted

>>134472137
Yeah... Varg Vikernes, the best activist for illiteracy we can hope for. Literacy is a middle eastern invention and the reason europe is cucked.

>>134468045
You don't like European women converting to Islam?

>>134467156
False. They created the greatest country in the world, Iceland.

>>134470725
You know this guy is English right?

>>134472341
This

>>134471938
Yeah, it's not like we're known for naval battles, or anything. Like the vikings or Tordenskjold.

>>134472377
He's Norwegian, what are you talking about?

>>134472427
WE

>>134472468
Do you know his parents?

>>134472009
>The history could have had a decent colonial empire

I'm so fucking glad we didn't. The fact that we didn't have any colonies and abolished slavery 1000 years ago have saved us from "white guilt" being used as an argument against us.

>>134472137
The only half-decent idea this idiot had was to blow up the Blitz house. Unfortunately, he was arrested for the murder before he could go through with his plan.

>>134472427

This is thousands of years before any of that

>>134471104
EU is bluffing. UK can leave and do what it damn well pleases with US support and the EU will bitch but nothing will happen. Does the EU have ships to block English fishermen? Nope.

>>134472341
Iceland possibly the last hope for Europe, better do us proud if we fall!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQafn6tCdPk

>>134471476
>Bluetooth
that isn't Norwegian, gay ass butthurt bitch.

>>134472168
>but there are only like 5 million of them
There's actually only 4 million ethnic Norwegians. The other million are immigrants.

>>134472495
found america

>>134472009
Denmark cucked both of them for centuries while not achieving anything worth mentioning. When Swedes gained independence they skyrocketed into much more relevant superpower status. But it was too little too late and much more numerous Russians rekt them.

>>134472586
Kek, and you're still getting raided by somalis.

Snowniggers are truly stupid.

>>134472702
Yeah that's what I remembered too, I thought your mountain country was only capable of supplying about that many people but suddenly Wikipedia told you had 5 million citizens, almost more than Finland now.

>>134470725
Notice how half his soul is missing.

>>134468279
Just noticed that Sweden is not credited with inventing biology, botany and zoology which they strictly speaking did invent due to Carl Linnaeus.

>>134472701
I know... Which is why I said it was swedish. I don't know why you felt the need to inform me after I wrote a post where I explicitly say it's a swedish invention and make fun of it.

>>134472702
The fuck? What happened to your country?

Norway is so great even our kangz are white
https://youtu.be/jz6Qr0yxDxM

>>134467156
All of the busy bodies in Norway left with the Vikings and spread their seed to the mainlanders.

Paper clips
Object-oriented programming, with Simula being the first of its kind

>>134472586
>saved us from "white guilt" being used as an argument against us

no it didn't

>>134470725
Even the left-wing media and his fellow left-wing politicians ridiculed this moron.

>>134472900
it's also not Swedish thew

>>134467527
what the fuck is this? i fucking hate this

>>134473005
but it's the left-wing education that made him this way, do you remember all the UN and diversity bullshit in primary school, he fell for it.

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>>134469915
>We achieved sudden wast riches in the form of oil, but we didnt indulge our base desires. Instead we saved for the future generations

lol. you mean gave it to the wallstreetkikes and saved the rest for niggerwelfare abroad and at home. idiot.

>>134467156
Blonde hair and blue eye white people are the nignogs of the white race. But instead of "muh dik" it's "muh blonde hair"
Totally obsessed with the physical and never accomplish anything of value as a result.

>>134473007
The development of the "short-link" radio technology, later named Bluetooth, was initiated in 1989 by Nils Rydbeck, CTO at Ericsson Mobile in Lund, Sweden, and by Johan Ullman.

It's also named after a Viking.

It was made by two swedish nationals of swedish heritage, it was first registered in two patents (both swedish) and the whole thing was developed in Lund, Sweden.

>>134473073

They're both celebs who happened to be at the same event. She's not Muslim and she doesn't have children. Relax

>>134472857
Yes we are. But that's because we're too kind and naive. We just want to help the poor black people.
It's not like your country where they're trying to blackwash your past by shoehorning blacks into your ancient history.

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>>134470725
>black hair
>brown eyes
>norwegian
not in a thousand years

>>134473288

t.Abdullah Ibn Mohammed

>>134473007
It was also a swedish company they worked for.

>>134472908
It's not quite as bad as he's making it out to be. The 4 million refers to pure Norwegians. Norwegians with a Danish or Swedish grandparent don't count.
Overall, Norway is still over 90% European.

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>>134467527
First picture: she took a picture with a famous rapper, they where both performing on the same concert. She is 13 in this picture

Second picture: She traveled trough Asia and in Malaysia she had to wear a hijab to enter an old mosque that was popular among tourists

Third picture: She got paid by an aid/charity organization to travel to Africa and promote aid/charity in Africa.

All her boyfriends have been white and blonde. She is currently living together with her white boyfriend. Pic related, current boyfriend.

Source: have been stalking her since her blog started.

They accomplished one of the most peaceful, stable, and highest quality of living societies on earth but okay.

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>>134470725
Disgusting. Should give his rapists a citizenship and deport him to Somalia instead. I can understand that rape is very shitty experience, but the least you can do to damage control is not to attention whore about it on the newspaper for fucks sake.

>>134473288
I have brown hair and green eyes, checkmate.

>>134473073
>>134467527

Top picture: Norwegian blogger with some "Norwegian" artist from a TV show.

Bottom left picture: She was traveling Asia and wanted to see a mosque in Kuala Lumpur

Bottom right picture: She went to Africa with UNICEF or something because of some fundraiser thing

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>>134467527
The nigger is from a band called Madcon. They only took a picture together, because they're both celebrities.

>>134472993
We're being guilted into taking in all of Africa, there's no denying that. But its not like in England where they get told its because of their evil colonial past.
It's because we're so "rich" and need to help the poor oppressed people.

>>134473583
That's not an achievement m8, after centuries of peace and abundance of natural resources it's a given.

>>134472900
>Sweden "invented" looking at plants and animals
The US, Britain and Germany have been the biggest forces in science. No one else really comes close

>>134473294
>expecting colgate man to be literate

>>134473619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NABtlDYb938
video of him (if you understand Norwegian)

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>>134472586

having more than a sliver of intelligence saves you from the "white shame" arguement. Can't believe this is a thing in burgerland.

>>134472908
The same thing as in all other western countries: people don't get enough kids.

>>134473493
It's Dutch

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>>134467156

>>134473742
Fortunately, we can just point and Sven and say "Wanna take a trip to downtown Malmö? :^)"

>>134473959
Don't worry senpai I understand completely everything he says.

>>134473960
It's still a thing in Europe. The fucking kikes managed to guilt us into paying them reparations for being deported during the German occupation.

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>>134473564
lol, thanks anon.. needed some reassurances because jews are subverting our emotions

>>134468848
Yeah. I was skiing in Norway and the place was riddled with dindus of peace

>>134473564
that guy looks like shit. but then, so does she. nice info thew. I personally knew it already but it's good for other readers who are gullible faggots.

>>134470053
>adjustable wrench invented in Sweden
Swedish Holocaust now!!!

>>134474068
Fuck off toothpastenigger your country is irrelevant and the only good thing you have ever done is a shitty wall to keep the ocean out

>>134474206
What, why are they skiing?
Fucking niggers, get out of my slope reee

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>>134467293
/thread. Also Norway is small and been peaceful for a long time

>>134473288

" o k "
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"

http://www.theapricity.com/earlson/history/emperors.htm

>>134474195
That chick is German.
I remember seeing her in a clip from some bizarre German TV show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1v8wpScKNI

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>>134473564
Wew close one

>>134473653
are you RH negative blood allele? I'm dirty blonde /green

>>134474340
>Fuck off toothpastenigger your country is irrelevant and the only good thing you have ever done is a shitty wall to keep the ocean out

It's far more relevant that all your snownigger shitholes combined:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Dutch_inventions_and_discoveries

>>134467156
We have the perfect societies up here in Scandinavia. Without mudslime immigrants, our countries would be heavens on earth and everyone would flock to get citizenship.
And no, you're wrong. Scandinavia provided earth with the most beautiful people.

>>134474340
If it's irrelevant, then what is Sweden

>>134472334

he's probably a Coptic or atheist Egyptian, who hates watching Europe turning into a shithole like his country.

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>>134474302
Kill yourself retard

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johan_Petter_Johansson

I'm just gonna shill document.no for a second here. It's a news outlet much less tainted by marxism.

>>134474157
Kikes gonna kike.
It's not like they weren't banned from entering the country for a long time.

Inventions:
>object oriented programming
>chemical fertilizers trough the Birkeland-Eyde process
>all knowledge on northern lights
>gas turbine, Jens Ægidius is known as the father of the jew engine
>x-ray contrast liquid
>aerosol can
>Soderberg electrode: Revolutionised the metal industry, still used to this day.
>thousands of patents in the oil industry

>>134474340
None of them were skiing. They lived there.

>>134467527
how does the baby come out darker than the father?

>>134473809
oh boy

>>134474521
I know she is but since everyone is already drooling over Norwegians and Swedes in the thread I decided to give some love to German qts too. She's so adorable (from what I saw in her music videos)

>>134473305
>doesn't have children
you tell me this and want me to relax?

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>>134474555
>most beautiful people

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Swedish invention...

>>134473564
>Source: have been stalking her since her blog started.
I swear, I've seen this exact post sequence once before.

Leave Norway alone

>>134473960
Well, they get it hammered into their heads all their lives. "White people are evil etc" Kind of like the Germans who are so afraid of their past they'll destroy their nation just to show that they're not Nazis anymore.

Since we haven't been relevant for a 1000 years and never had nigger slaves or colonies we have to be guilted in another way. Mainly "we're so lucky and rich here in Norway, we need to help the less fortunate"

It accomplishes the same goal.

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>>134474829

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Knut Hamsun was pretty great

>>134473809
Wow, a given. How many other countries were "given" this?

>>134474829
that bitch on the right is a potato

>>134474542
I don't know what I am, my dad has black hair/ bright blue eyes and looks Italian, my mom is Norwegian redhead/green eyes

>>134474829
Half of those aren't wearing make-up, though, unlike 95% of their gender

>>134467240
>And in that war for democracy 200.000 Jewish lads from the United States fought beneath the Stars and Stripes.

Even asuming that those numbers are true, the USA mobilized 4.000.000 troops in WW1.

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Swedish invention.................

>>134474555
Scandinavia was so good people became bored and decided it was time to invite 70 IQ Jamals in because what could go wrong. Sweden only pays 2 billion for immigration expenses AFAIK, it's 3,5-4 % of Finland's national budget.

I don't even know what we pay for our cultural enrichment.

I'm glad I'm not a net tax payer.

>>134467156
Inventions only exist to solve problems.

Perhaps Norway doesn't have any problems.

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>>134470356
hey man that's too savage.

>>134474946
wtf Stina?

>>134474102
True Norwegian

>>134474824

I was talking to Jefferson Davis but OK

Nansen was a pretty cool guy, even if he ultimately contributed to today's situation with his passports for stateless people.

>>134467156
>Bong
>Talking about being irrelevant
Irony

>>134475079
>Polish inventions
>Toilet Plumbing

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>>134475202
muh image

>>134474829
Apart from the overweight, Asian and one leftist they're all nice.

>>134473742
>It's because we're so "rich" and need to help the poor oppressed people.
Triggered

>>134470596
Be silent, colony.

>>134473724
>tfw Madcon got called Mocca-men on live television by a band that performs a song called Mokkamenn (Dirty-men).

Nice divide and conquer thread.

>>134474964
The fucking snonwniggers were given.

Literally the easiest location in Europe, natural barriers, abundant resources.

When was the last time they got invaded by anyone?

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>>134467156
You want the red pill on Norway?

We are intelligent yes. This also gives us a ridicliouse high suicide rate. Oure mentall illness is off the charts.

Oure boys are dropping out of school in record rates. Radicals femenists rule the country.

Half oure cultrual elite used to be soviet conspirators. News editores and politicans alike.

The cancer goes deep. Half the fucking country is employed by the STATE.

I FUCKING HATE NORWAY AND EVERYTHING WE HAVE ACHIVED DURING THE LAST 40 YEARS.

NWO is litteraly a radical femenist movment personified in Norwegian globalists.

The debate in this country is so utterly broken. The corruption is everywhere.

we just shit all over everyone because of oure moral high castle.

Fucking nuke us already.

>anyone who disagrees gets put on lists that are given in secret to mainstream papers and alike by the secret stasi police.

Oh and we educate more female shrinks than ever before. What better proffesion is there for cultrual dominance?

Best part is we accept all this because half the fucking country was in bed with these commie fucks during the cold war.

Its an open secret. I fucking hate this country.

IGNORANCE IS BLISS AND THATS WHY THIS COUNTRY BREEDS ARROGANCE

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>>134475244
you fail even at banter. Quite sad to be honest.

Instead of shitposting try to do something against turning into brown shithole.

I have 6 cheese slicers here in my draw in Longyearbyen, that brown cheese isn't going to slice itself...

Nice boat

>>134475373
>Oure boys are dropping out of school in record rates.
which is obvious by the way you write

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>>134475077
>Perhaps Norway doesn't have any problems.
We have a huge nigger-problem right now!
>Inventions only exist to solve problems.
And we invented something to solve it..

>>134468279
>1
B A S E D

>>134475482
Another comment and he doesn't mention any inventions! N-i-g-g-e-r

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>>134475373
>>134475362

>>134467768
>nobel prize
>literally a swedish/nordic prize
>expects it to not be biased

>>134467527
fuck my blood is boiling

>>134474856
I have performed the exact same post sequence quite a few times, and will probably do it in the future as well. No one gets to tarnish her honor. No homo. No white knight.

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>>134475246
and Roald Amundsen secured Norway this large area of "land" on the south pole

>>134470661
Everything
Bongistan is suing so they're I sultibg everyone they can as they go down with the ship

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>>134467943

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>>134475373
Stop spamming enter after every few sentences.

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>>134467156
Yeah it's only arguably the best country to live in on the continent and unlike the UK, it is not a muslim filled shithole that will soon run out of gibsmedats for the lazy, useless imports.

>>134474983
by that info you probably are
your mom is probably the RH negative blood carrier (and they can only naturally birth RH negative babies, unless the hospital injects her with some "antidote")
it's nature's way of preventing a cucking because the fetus gets attacked and killed by the mother's blood if the fetus is not RH- (0% of Africans are RH neg and it's still very rare among Europeans)

http://www.rhnegativeregistry.com/general-blood-Rh-Negative-information.html

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>>134468216
>>134468354
Greeks invented pedophilia.

>>134467156

Lack of resources, population and that sort of thing.

>>134475373
so why aren't F! and SV major players, then, Anon?

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>>134474894

you have to go back. I'm thinking further than plebbit. you're a kikebook poster.

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>>134474745
Now this just upsets me even more
Why are they sent to skiing locations if they won't even go skiing?
Send them to a fucking swamp or a remote forest

>>134475286
Stop right there citizen. Don't say so to Norway

>>134475536
One of our greatest inventions, after the cheese slicer.

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>>134475585
Your women are some of the most coalburning whores in Europe

>>134467527
>>134467850
>>134467980
>>134468045

This pic isn't race-mixing. Firstly, the child is not light enough to be the product of her and the pictured medium shade nig nog. Even the darkest giga nigga would have a lighter child if it was with a nordic woman.

This makes me believe that the top left pic is her posing on an aid trip or some other signally bullshit, the hijab is part of a diversity workshop, and the child is from some refugee camp or UN Aid work in Africa. Basically just signalling.

>>134474555
>Without mudslime immigrants

But they're there and they're staying longer than you are.

>>134474651
>document.no
good site

Six Cheese slicers in Svålbard!

>>134474651
steigan.no is pretty good too

>>134475899
>>134475585

see:>>134473564

>>134473564
>She is 13 in this picture
nice.

>>134475362
Are you retarded? Our entire country is nothing but mountains, making it almost impossible to farm the land. We're also far enough north that our growing season is extremely short. The oil was only discovered in the late 60s, and required advanced technology to extract from the bottom of the ocean, unlike the shitskins in the middle-east.
Despite all these hardships, we've had one of the highest standards of living in Europe since the 1890s.

>When was the last time they got invaded by anyone?
1940.

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>>134474102
oh God what did we do to deserve this?

>>134475556
the only nigger in here is the one that's fucking your mom as you write these posts.
There might be second in your sis bedroom.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_Polish_science_and_technology

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>>134467156
They are the source of our most holy of means of nutrition, dont disrepect norway

>>134474946
Half this board would wring her wet panties and drink it. Who are you kidding?

>>134475880
Is that why you have to rely on fake pictures?

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>>134475519
>>134475671
Its not like i hide my fallacies. I dropped out because i do not want to be driven to suicide before i chimp the fuck out.


>>134475818
the fuck is f! ?

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>>134472137
Not so fast.

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>>134476151
i-it could be worse, right?

>>134470356
Rekt KEK :D

>>134467156
Usually, a community needs a strong adversary to motivate it to be as creative and inventive as possible.

>>134476330
Femnistisk Initiativ

>>134475880
yea sadly. also the reason I'd go for traditional Eastern European women, being the offspring of a Danish father and Russian mother myself... but at least Danish women are not as bad as Swedish ones, although that doesn't say very much

>>134475362
Scandinavia is not the only place in the fucking world that has natural barriers and abundant resources.

>>134476151
No, you are just Some Ali the Somali.

>>134476475
I would say Danish women are worse than Swedish and Norwegian women when it comes to degeneracy.

>>134474068
Ericsson is not dutch, it was a swedish company founded by swedes and owned by swedes when two swedish people in lund invented Bluetooth

>>134472946
>Object-oriented programming

Norway must be nuked

>>134475373
Found the Swede.

>>134473960
>40% of slave owners were jews
I suspected something like that

>Me right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sL9O4GrL2E

>>134476330
>the fuck is f! ?
https://www.feministiskinitiativ.no/
Its a Norwegian "branch" of a Swedish feminist party.
You can't get any more irrelevant than they are.

>>134475362
The only reason your joke of a nation has survived is because its a fucking island lol

>>134476149
Still, takeaway the Muslims, and best country in Europe. You don't need to explain it other than by pointing out that Swedes move to Norway for work. What could be more obvious.

>>134476064
Hey now... Don't fuck norwegian girls before they are 16.

>>134473959
lmao, what a complete fucking cuck. Didnt even fight back in any way when some dirty nigger forced him to suck his dick. What the fuck is wrong with these god damned turbocuck motherfuckers? Fucking hell, this shit pisses me off. Id rather bite a rapists dick off and then fight for my life and DIE than live with the eternal shame of ALLOWED a subhuman faggot to rape me in every fucking hole I had.

Fy faen, håper den fyren lider hver jævla dag.

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>>134476756
T-they might get a voice in the government the next election

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>>134476690
lmao, h-hi my fellow Nordic brothers

>>134473809
Are you kidding? We only had natural resources since 1970. 100 years ago we used to be the poorest country in Europe. The main recreational activity in Norway before 1945 was starvation.

>>134476874
You can borrow Breivik, if you want.

>>134467527
>Kamile Kolbrännare

>>134476634
of what I've seen, coalburning isn't *that* widespread compared to Swedish whores, but they're certainly the worst wymynz of Scandinavia. it's fucking annoying, feminine qualities are becoming a rarity among Danish women..

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>>134476934
true, people had to eat foods like this

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>>134476874
You've always been more progressive Göran.
We still have some years left until F! gets any kind of voice here..

>>134476934
>The main recreational activity in Norway before 1945 was starvation.
Don't buy into that revisionist bullshit. We had one of the highest standards of living in Europe, long before we discovered oil.
The primary reason we managed to end the union with Sweden in 1905, was because we had grown too economically powerful, and Sweden feared that a war with Norway would be far too costly for them, despite having a much more powerful military than us, so they let us go.

>>134477028
We need someone better than Breivik

>>134476372
takk, det hjalp. nå får jeg sova godt i natt au

>>134468279
i find that this isnt telling of all of the countries achivements i mean romanian synthesized meth for the first time but that was in germany so do we take credit for that?

>>134477245
Right.
Before the world wars, we had one of the largest merchants fleets in the world. We were the kikes of the north back then.

>>134475629
A superpower will probably bully it from us, or some faggot politician will sell it...

>>134476372
Was this a Miss Ugly contest?

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>>134467156
People from norway are lazy af

>>134468279
>We discover the element 74
>Name it with a German-sounding name.
D-did we get cucked.

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>>134476465
>>134475818
But they dont need to be.

Kulturådet is all you need to see. Or you can have a look at innovasjon norges criterias.

Its a cancer thats spread far beyond those ridicliouse faggots.

I should just become an artist and litteraly shit all over oure potential.

Current goverment hasent done jack fucking shit to rectify the situation.

Jordan petterson should visit Norway and he would litteraly cringe him self to death before he can say righteous indignation.

Give me one shread of evidence anything has changed. Besides the law beeing passed on discrimination.

Intellectual mass murder by the hands of the technocrasy

Fuck yes i want a real education. Is there such a path in this hellhole? Only if you can survive long enough to find it.

>>134477255
Kongsberg is working on Breivik 2.0, but it's still in early development.

>>134477209
The signs are in Danish

>>134477205
I'd eat the shit out of that. Is it horse?

>>134476149
>Despite all these hardships, we've had one of the highest standards of living in Europe since the 1890s.

Despite also being THE poorest country in Europe at the time we were also the most literate.

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>>134477491
Post yfw you find out that Norwegians calls bananas "guleboj" (yellow bend)

>>134476758
Britain has been a French-Nordic-German playground since the Normans fucked them up back in 1066. Even today their royal family is from House Saxe-Coburg & Gotha.

>>134467156
Because they were pagans

>>134477618
It's sheep

>>134476634
Danes are degenerate af. Nobody here will probably believe me when i say that swedes used to look at denmark and think "what the hell is their problem". But at least they where funny doing so. Times has surely changed.

>>134477618
It's just grilled sheep head, nothing fancy. It's called smalahove.

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>>134477656