Brit/pol/ - CRA edition

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First for High Toryism.

>>134465069

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anyone ever play car wars is there a non degenerate way i can enjoy this at 40?

>>134464997
Up the ooh arr why!

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>>134465176

>implying anyone much younger than that has even heard of steve jackson these days

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>>134464997
FUCKING EMMETS GET THE FUCK OFF MY THREAD

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KUUUUURVA

>>134465176
Haven't heard of it. Board games are inherently better than watching television like most people, just under reading.

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God i wish my past was squeeky clean so i could get into politics. I'd have the acryonm for my party as RWDS, godknows what id call it tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oia3YXWMXPk

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>>134464997

Thoughts on English Independence lads?

>>134465381

I know, I would actually fucking love to but I''ve been somehwat of a mess.

>>134465381
Right wing dick suckers?

>>134465320
is a good game though will porbably be a movie by next summer, aesthetics fit with current investment studies by studios, soundtrack you can rip from 80's artists who have washed up, plot will be the same as everything, cartoon level with some dark moments towards the end. No offense to other washed up actors but you can get a few good dads for less than one star.

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>>134465531
just nuke the yellow and red areas the problems will be solved

>>134465545
Hey lads
I was feeling depressed like most of you, but then I had some sex and it did me a world of good
I'd definitely recommend it

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>>134465799
jo moma's nickname?

>>134465342
car wars is d&d with cars nothing more

>>134465381
Rhodesia was darn swell

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How do we stop the rise of the Cornjahideen? They have already started attacking and sending Anglos to the great Pasty Refineries of the South West.

Is it too late to stop them?

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>>134465931
You did the sex? with your penis? with... a female/?!?!!?

>>134465931
Prozzie?

Prozzies are very underrated and surprisingly good value.

>>134465970
You take that back, are jo was a saint.

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>>134466125
she really wasnt

>>134465176
Stop posting on 4chan you old man

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average corncuck

>wake up
>realise applying for this teaching apprenticeship is going to change my life if I get it
>now scared I wont
Tell me it'll be ok lads

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>>134466125

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Evening lads. Anyone drinking? If so, what? I've had a pint of Guinness West Indies Porter and half a bottle of brandy. LINK ME IRISH SONGS (NOT U2) BOYS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CWIIoSf4nw

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>>134466276

I don't mind if brexit is a shambles...so long as the cunts that voted for it get burned first.

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>>134466282
It won't be OK, You applied for a Beta job. Cancel it and join the Army like a real man.

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>>134466023
>Rhodesia
Please dont mention that place, i'm an anglophile and its despairing to see whats happened to not only the empire but all anglo nations/lands around the world.
my heart burns with a passionate love for England, but she's dead

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>>134466276
Literally not seen a non-white since I moved here 2 years ago

>>134465931

Women like me and come on to me, but my contempt for them has reached critical mass. I've never been even slightly attracted to average girls and I can't bear to entertain their nonsense if they are better looking. I have no money anyway.

>>134466348
In the rare old times, a classic

I might go round and buy some drink because my gf fell asleep desu

>>134466439
>cornish
>white

>>134466445
you've explained to your flat mate over 40times your MGTOW right?

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It's the day before Brexit and you are going for a walk in your constituency, Batley and Spen, You are walking to the shops and see a Women being Attacked by a man with a sawn off shotgun and dagger,

What do you do

>Mrs. Browns Boys is unironically a thing that people actually watch.

>>134466416
>women
>in the army

oh im laffi, garauntee if she ever got into a close combat situation she would be raped and killed in 2 minutes

>>134466282
so you're going to be a teacher, there's a few things you need to know

>>134466634
>WOOORRLLLLLDSTAAAAAR!

>>134466634
I thought the first reports were that the attacker was a mentally ill man who owned alot of nazi parafinellia, and that it was with a knife and a handgun? Did the narrative get re-written or something. seem to remember seeing that his neighbours described him as a caring soul who helped the elderly with their gardens and shiieeet

>>134466778
Then you obviously haven't served yourself.

>>134466263
as soon as you stop posting memes

>>134466282
I'm a teacher.

Don't do it. It will ruin your life.

>>134466634

wonder why I saw the same bloke get out of an unmarked black van and fit an earpiece round the corner a few minutes earlier

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is a Bhuna nice never had it before??

>>134466685
>brainlets don't understand the deeper philosophical meaning behind Mrs browns boys

Watch it with an open mind lad
Heres a tip - its not meant to be a comedy

>>134466941
Nice try BBC

>>134466827
Pretty sure he had a knife and something that fired .22, not sure if it was homemade or not.

>>134466941
>deeper philosophical meaning
what? dont let paddies make a tv show?

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>>134466922
Where are you ordering from lad? hopefully no muzzie owned places and not on just-eat/hungryhouse.

>>134466922
No keema naan.

You fucked up.

>>134467038
It's Indian lad. They're safe.

>>134466348
Im drinking alright a bottle of half drunken absinthe i found in my draw from ages ago.
Tastes like bloddy shite mind you, even when mixed with water and with added sugar stuff is grim desu dont know why i even brought it all that time ago must have been pissed already.

Anyone else /drinking/ here? What you on lads?

>>134466892
why?

>>134467201
Plenty of Indian places are Muslim run.

>>134466922
bhuna is potato chunks, VERY filling, not spicy at ALL. Depending where you're ordering from, they are pretty tasty.

>>134467211
Mix it with something proper you eejit

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*blocks your school play*

>>134467291
Had a couple of bottles of wine yesterday, not having anything today since i'm at work in the morning.

>>134467201
Genuine Indian or Bangladeshi? Bhuna's good, but £4.95 is worryingly cheap.

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FYI FOR SYKES-PICOT BRITNIGGERS
>>134465527
>>134465527

Multiple reports that Israeli war planes will bomb Gaza any minute.

Hamas troops also getting ready.

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/888492389068886016

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/888260619534704641

>>134467291
The only thing I drink is pussy juice
Got a red moustache today, was extra flavourful

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>She screams out

ANON HELP ME.

What do you do?

>>134467449
Why are you afraid yank? The Muzzies will be eradicated

>>134467400
Do you not drink at all if it's a work night? Not a loaded question, just curious.

>>134467571
>Not know who the fuck it is and dash in to help only for her to die in hospital

>>134467400
>thinking ahead
Wtf

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>>1344674

Speaking of which, what was the last Hamas v Israel showdown like here?

Are there any screenshots? I heard there were livestreams of rockets being launched and threads archiving after 5 minutes due to the sheer amount of people posting.

>>134467351
Tfw pajeet the paki is closed, and have to suffice with water!

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>>134467291
Bottle of red, with this for afters.

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>>134467367
*Sends him to England*

>>134467612
Sometimes i do, but i'm working with my boss tomorrow and its a new job.

>>134467291
brandy and diet because regular is too sweet

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>>134464997
Watch yourself anglo! Us cornish are preparing our druids...

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>>134467571
If you asked me say, a year ago, i may have helped. but now, after whats been going on in london and manchester and rotherham ect ect and the inaction of our police and government, my heart is turning to stone over time and im starting to not care anymore.

>>134467300
Where to begin?

12-14 hour days, and you still get called out for not working hard enough.
Little to no professional respect.
Constant demands for time and attention (not just from the kids).
Less than living wage per hour.
Use little to no actual knowledge of your subject.
Constant investigations into whether you're marking books properly or teaching lessons properly.
Incessant and useless 'CPD' (continual professional development), where teachers display Powerpoint slides of Excel spreadsheets for half an hour.

Kids are the best part of the job, even with their utter disrespect and dislike (not all of them, mind) for teachers.

You *will* have zero (0) free time, you will become grumpy and withdrawn, you will become a hard, manipulative, shell of a human being.

Holidays are good, mind.

>>134467038
some random hungry house thing because it was 30% off and free delivery i aint rich
>>134467064
i cant eat gluten

Sorry to barge in, but I remember thinking years ago that going into coalition with the Tories was the worst thing the Liberals could have done. The Labour party was on the ropes and the Liberals could have muscled them out to become the official opposition.

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>>134467291
>>134467400
>>134467754
*BLOCKS YOUR INTOXICATION*

GET
NICK
ABBOT
ON

Where's the lad who has never read Nietzsche yet referred to me as 'untermensch' in from the previous thread?

>>134465176
Oh man, played the fuck out of it. I love it.

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>>134467291
JD and coke. I've found a playlist of grandad era music too. Proper comfy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fD1M2NzBd1M

>>134467824
I'd probably try and help
In the hope that I get killed in a way that ist embarrassing/ is heroic

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Best English King lads?

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>>134468118

>>134467291
would be brinking frosty jacks but i gotta goto londanistan tomorrow so don't wanna be hungover

Yes well done BBC, keep pushing that agenda
Keep pushing
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-latin-america-40634858/why-three-isn-t-a-crowd-meet-the-trio-who-married-each-other

>>134467449
FUCK Israel... If they don't get the fuck out of Palestine and their settlers move back, I will dedicate my life to bringing ruin to their festering Satanic shithole of a nation. They fund ISIS and have the AUDACITY to call Hamas terrorists for standing up for the REAL people of the land who are constantly gassed by Israeli JEW RAT SCUM.

>>134467291
had 6 pints last night and I have work tomorrow and the day after so i'm sober tonight
will probs drink a werk though
>>134467848
I'm going for teaching assistant though so i'll have it on ez mode right?
that also doesn't sound too bad to me as someone who was (is) a chef, used to most of that shit already

>>134468118
Charles iii

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>>134468118

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>>134468118

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMOllAKpvek

based black man

>>134468261
>>134468197
>Lost yankland

no thanks

>>134468230
By what right do palestinians have to live there?

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>>134468253

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rate my drawing

>>134468118
>>134468118
Harold Godwinson was the last English king

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>>134468118
Edward I.

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Well it's nice of them to tell us late on a Friday night after Parliament has broken for recess.

>>134468316
>That
>Bad

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>>134468118
>>134468197
>>134468253
>>134468262
European monarchs are the master race

>>134468262
> Alfred
> English

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>>134468346
as much as the Israelis, just let em duke it out. sure the Samson option would work out for the area

>>134465176

car wars is cool and anycunt that says otherwise is a fud

>>134467848
>12-14 hour days
laugh, if you count getting coffee at 8am and wandering around looking scared for 6 hours maybe,

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>>134468316

Guess again sweetie.

>>134467848

My ex's mum was only a primary school teacher and you'd have thought she was running a university singlehanded the amount of shit she had to plough through every day. Her workday basically finished at 8 or 9pm or worse when there was an inspection coming up. People who say teachers are lazy are talking out of their arses.

>>134466856
Don't worry mate I'm not much younger. These kids don't realise how little time they have before they're our age.

Visiting Dublinistan lads. It's London but less interesting.

>>134468466
He's the most English king we ever had.

>>134468453

dat hapsburg chin

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>>134468118
King edward I for being wise to the jewish tricks and kicking the kikes out on there hook noses.

>>134468215
Why are you going there m8
Bit risky

>>134468400
>>134468421
>Defending a a yank lover

>>134468479
> I know no teachers in actual real life
You have no idea, mate.

Hardest working people I know.

>>134468243
Teaching assistants have it easier, all the holidays none of the extra work.

What you might find is that schools refuse to allow you to progress to senior TA roles to keep you cheap but will try to get you to do senior TA work. Refuse to do it if they try you should be paid for it and it's a real pain to fire staff in schools. Brotiher in law had a TA skive off work 3 times and post pictures of herself every time to facebook before she got the sack.

>>134468481
>yanks

>>134468316
Fun fact, the American revolutionary forces were fighting for more monarchical influence.

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>>134468118

>>134468641
i'd rather not but it's for my brothers birthday

>>134468225

There was a post on here a few months ago that summed up the BBC's approach to journalism very well:

>I fucking hate the way BBC journalists can justify writing a news story about any old shit by going on twitter, screencapping a handful of people talking about it and then claiming it has "generated discussion". It is hyper selective in the way it's done, you can tell the writer just wants to write an article about something they're interested in and uses the "generated discussion" as an excuse, it's one of the most disgusting, transparent types of bias you will find in the media yet no one gets called out on it.

Nail on the head - there is not even an attempt to remain impartial about social issues - their head of economics has even been given 3 months off to write a book about growing up in 'a multiracial Britain' to mark the 50th anniversary of Enoch Powell's speech. This isn't unbelievable, the BBC has been a propaganda unit for decades, but what is unbelievable is the utter silence on the issue from supposedly right wing politicians. They don't even touch it.

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>>134468475
I used to play this board game with my dad and little brother when we was younger

>>134465381
Corbyn has a pretty uninspiring past. Even someone who had not been the best behaved could probably do well if you engage in that.

>>134468666
Is the pay not shit as well ?

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>>134468724

Just how much of the revolutionary war was a dirty Yank trick?

based eddie pointing out shilling online 10 years ago

https://www.reddit.com/user/eddie/comments/?sort=top

>>134468467
Israelis have more right than palestinians.
>by right of living there first
Jews were there before islam even existed
>by historic right
Jews again
>by right of might
Jews hold it militarily

>>134468243
I think teaching assistants have it easier, but it's still a really hard job.

The teaching assistants I have in my classrooms usually follow a certain class around in each of their lessons during the day. So if you're assigned to a really horrid class, there's no escaping from them.

As a regular teacher, at least I have the respite of only teaching one class for one hour a day (from the 22 or so a week).

The problem with teaching assistants, or rather, *for* teaching assistants, is that, since the government is not investing in schools, teaching assistants are usually the first to be sacked.

>>134464997
anycunt up itt?

>>134467449
>TANKS IN FIVE MINUTES
TANKS IN FIVE MINUTES
>TANK IN FIVE MINUTES

>>134468943
Were jews not constantly getting booted out of their host countries? and they kept complaining about not having a homeland?

I personally dont give a shit who was there first, let them have a conflict i say

>>134468683
Should say she skived and posted pictures of her on holiday 3 times when she was meant to be sick.

>>134469030
>>134464997
anycunt up itt get esa, or any other kind of autism bux?

how do you do that shit lads?

>>134469017
In my primary school we just had one teacher per year
I thought it was like this everywhere

>>134468855
The pay would be decent if it were a 9-5 job, but it isn't. It's probably 8am-8am 12-hour shift every day, although you then have to consider the relatively large holidays too.

>>134468773
brexit would make a good game

>>134468666
i work in a school lad

>>134469292
Ask the Greens to make it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPXtN1QW9uY

>>134469085
Yes but they lived in the middle east until the muslims massacred them and took it over.

>>134469292
Except the main hero would be Trump, a non-Brit.

>>134469363
Same, its really easy desu

>>134468346

>Live somehwere
>OMG what right do the people living here have to live here?

>>134468943

Bait?

>>134469248
Nope. In British secondary schools, you have subject-specific teachers.

I'm a science teacher (with a chemistry specialism), so I teach all year groups (Year 7 to 13), with Year 7 to Year 9 being general science, Year 10 to 11 GCSE Chemistry and (combined) Science, and then obviously AS/A2 Chemistry.

>>134469363
Then you should know that teachers have it far from easy.

>>134469411
so it was conquered by Muslims? and the Jews lost?. Dont give a shit then.

>>134469393
if they'd be slightly more acerbic and realistic that would have been good.

>>134469482

Which region of the country do you teach in and what is the ethnic make up of the school?

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>>134469292
>>134469411
Getting on the phone with hasbro!

>>134469482
Do they still teach music in secondary schools ?

>>134469566
>>134468943
just let shoot eachother in their sandbox
Whoever looses
We win

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>>134468391

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxmZZBJQAKM

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/lancashire/

>>134469682
i left 2 years ago and they had music as a option

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>>134469697
>>134468391

>>134469660
County Durham.

In my school 100% white. Not a single non-White kid.

>>134469682
In ours, yes. But only one hour a week.

Reminder Somerset is superior

holy shit an unofficial version of xposed has been released for nougat

>>134469566
They where cast out by Romans not Muslims

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish%E2%80%93Roman_wars

>>134466282
Why the fuck would you want to be a teacher? Are you mad?

>>134469682

They teach 'music' in secondary school. Just like they teach 'Art'. Even at uni level arts is far far beyond meme tier.

>>134469790
I'm doing a music degree so I was considering teaching as a career
Although not sure how viable a career as a music teacher is these days

>>134465330
Shimmy ya ya

>>134469790
I feel so sorry for you, going out into the world now. I left nearly 20 years ago. Things were much better back then, although the decline was already quite advanced by even that time.

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>tfw fancy a drink but I've trained myself into fearing calories trying to get /fit/

>>134470150
Really, really consider not doing it. It will fucking destroy any love of music you have.

>>134469887
so it be Roman clay then? the whole point of going this far back in history is completely arbitrary, If the Isralies get BTFO they get BTFO if not then not.
I'm sick of people caring about other nations that i would consider family nations over their own.

>>134468766
Yeah very well put. No one says a thing.

>>134470204
Alright geezer
Calm down or you'll need another hip replacement

>>134469845

Thanks, good to know.

>>134470236
Not really sure what other options there are desu
I need to do some research on what I could do with my degree

>>134470250
Family nations let alone complete foreigners over our own* ,sorry really tired right now.

>>134468528
they think they know it all at 30, sad cunts hardly even proper wizards

>>134469477
Not bait, and like you said about them living there. The jews lived >>134469482
in jerusalem before islam was even around.

>>134470150

>primary school
>pass the gourd rattle around in a circle and treat the kids as utter spastics
>secondary school
>congratulations class, you can now play yankee doodah on the keyboard

>>134470318
Saying that my hip is clunking when I move badly on one side. Too much football and kickboxing in my younger days. Fucking hell. I can't believe how old I've gotten.

Doing a tour of English Heritage sites trying to contextualise things i've read, today I went to mount grace priory and mother shiptons cave. Any recommendations britpol? Am willing to travel anywhere in England.

>>134470453
A degree nowadays simply means you are 'normal', whatever the subject. So you could do almost anything.

Just please don't be a teacher.

As an ex-scientist, now teacher, it would be terrible for a musician to lose his love of music, like me of science.

>>134470512
So the jews have more of a right to live there because they had lived there in the past even thought they got BTFO.

starting to sound like Germany and the Versailles treaty, if the palastinians are getting uppity i say we should let them, its not like isreal is even a good ally to other nations.

>>134470558
how can your hip clunk it's not a mechanical structure, this makes no sense.

>>134470557
I did some workshops in a primary school and I really enjoyed it actually
Teaching the kids basic singing games and stuff like that

>>134470689
Studying music has already taken away most of my love for it
Was clearly a retarded idea looking back

I just want to do something useful with my life

>>134470686
I'm the County Durham teacher.

So

- Durham Castle is an absolute must-see. Best castle in Britain.
- Hadrian's Wall, Segedunum Fort
- Bamburgh Castle
- Alnwick, Blyth, generally the Northumbrian coast

>>134470858

>hip
>not a mechanical structure

you one of them energy beings lad?

>>134464997
Why does Israel have a right to exist?

>Hard-mode: No "muh shoah".

>>134470911
Mate did you see Kynren? I have no doubt in my mind that Mr Ruffer is /ourguy/.

>>134470970
it don't
but neither do the muslims

>>134470858
He's so old he probably does have a mechanical hip kek

>>134470453
Do me a favour mate? Do a degree in history where you specialise in pre history. Can you PLEASE try and figure out what the fuck is going on with Ancient Egypt. Who was kangz?

>>134470686
Norwich castle is nice has a ginger mummy in the museum underneath aswell

>>134470993
That's that LARPer thing, isn't it. No, I haven't.

Recommended?

>>134470970
self determination. like all others they should at least seek to survive against what is thrown against them.
But saying that i would of prefered Isreal to be born out of war instead of just being constructed in the ME

>>134470970
might makes right

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>>134470966
how much oil do you drink? , classic jew move.

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HAHAHAHAHA

>>134471132
It's pure English Christian nationalist propaganda. Funded by a benevolent millionaire called Jonathan Ruffer.

>>134470557
they did teach a few of the basic chord proggesion and american and classical music history when i did it in secondry school

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>>134471045
>Who was kangz?

I WAS, MOTHERFUCKER

I'd like to bring the south of Ireland back into your glorious union. How should I go about it?

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>>134471215

don't mind me

>>134471318
>Jonathan Ruffer
> estimated wealth £380 million
Christ.

That committed Anglicanism gets you places.

is anyone else here a teacher? just finished up marking and thinking about giving it up, need some time between days instead of constantly working.

>>134471410
Just ask
Politely

>>134471570
What you teach I'm not a teacher just wandering

>>134471570
Yep. Last day of term tho, bro.

Just finished my fifth gin and tonic. Why are you marking on the last day of term, you madman?

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Daily Grenfell update, I know you've all been waiting for it.

>>134471548
He's doing quite a lot for County Durham, I'd keep an eye on him.

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>>134471770

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>>134468118
Was a woman

Are there any legitimate reasons to buy acid strong enough to reck someones face?

>>134471709
Where are you wandering ?
I'm not a wanderer, just courteous

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where were you when anti-fa got BTFO and the revival of britain was begun

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1500593816685.webm

>>134464997
There's a Cornish Republican Army? Do all Celts basically want to blow shit up?

>>134471912
Didn't the fascists lose the battle of cable street?

>Jeremy Vine was paid as much as £80,000 for just one programme on the night of the Scottish independence referendum.

>A well-placed source has told The Daily Telegraph that the BBC offered Vine the sum for working on the 2014 referendum. The payment was separate to his earnings as a presenter on Radio 2 and as host of television quiz show Eggheads and other programmes.

>Vine, 52, emerged last week as the fourth highest paid BBC star behind Chris Evans, Gary Lineker and Graham Norton. Last year he earned between £700,000 and £750,000 for a number of shows across the corporation.

>>134471837
Kekked hard

>>134471859
English lol

>>134471855
"I may have the feeble body of a woman, but i have the heart and stomach of a king, And a king of England at that!"

>>134471999
n-no

>>134471765
english, i teach english
>>134471570
just found it too hard to take off and leave my students hanging.

>>134470858
Fucking hell. The state of our education system these days. Wait until you get older, lad.

>>134471858
Making bombs?

>>134471999
Dont think so, i think they actually gained support from the public because it was revealed that it wasnt a workers union in london that turned up to protest and cause havoc, it turned out to be a collaboration of commies and what not from across the UK

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>>134471971
I fly into rages and can't control myself at all and i'm only 35%. Imagine what it's like for a full blooded celt.

>>134471410
Fuck off.

>>134472086
> english, i teach english
What's that got to do with marking on the last day of term?

You deserve a rest, man.

>>134472089
i'm a teacher so good luck with that.

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>>134471912
huh.

>>134472011
Requesting the 'let me show you this graph' Jeremy Vine pic

>>134471999
That's what they say but there's not much evidence for it. They disrupted things, sure, but they didn't drive the evil Nazis in to a hurried retreat like they will tell you.

>>134471858

Basic cleaning products and drain unblockers etc. can be mostly made of very nasty acids.Even if they brought in draconian regulations on it right now there's still enough floating around that it wouldn't make any difference. If it was up to me it would be an automatic death penalty but try getting our joke of a penal system to punish anyone properly.

>>134472250
What subject do you teach?

REMINDER: IF THE FRENCH DIDN'T GIVE YOU MADRAS BACK IN 1748 INDIA WOULD'VE BEEN FRENCH

>>134472250
Jesus Christ. We're doomed.

>>134472467
Obviously not biology.

>>134472238
sorry got replies messed up, anyway I just found it too hard to take off and leave my students hanging. Unlike some teachers i appreciate results day is coming up , we have guests at our school over the holidays and we all need to relax after the term.

>>134472443
Throwing acid at someone is GBH with intent. They can give anything up to a life sentence for that, but they never do.

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>>134472443
> death penalty
i fucking wish we could bring that back, some people just need to be killed of to make the world a better place

>>134472653
Especially people who can't spell the word "off"

>>134472509
if the french didnt fuck with us during 1776 we might have kept america.

>>134472621
You must be a new-ish teacher.

*Nothing* is worth more than your mental and physical health; don't let teaching bully you into thinking that 'this is for the kids' benefit'. It usually isn't.

Not marking some shite books on a Friday at the end of term is totally fine.

>>134472722
do on lad

>>134472722
maybe my keyboard is on the way out?, id give you the noose as well.

And did those feet in ancient time,
Walk upon Englands mountains green:
And was the holy Lamb of God,
On Englands pleasant pastures seen!

And did the Countenance Divine,
Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
And was Jerusalem builded here,
Among these dark Satanic Mills?

Bring me my Bow of burning gold;
Bring me my Arrows of desire:
Bring me my Spear: O clouds unfold!
Bring me my Chariot of fire!

I will not cease from Mental Fight,
Nor shall my Sword sleep in my hand:
Till we have built Jerusalem,
In Englands green & pleasant Land.

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I have to return some videotapes...

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>Hullow?

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>>134472934
Stop making excuses.

>>134471326

I figured out how to play the guitar solo from stairway just by listening along.

>>134472934

What a pathetically lazy response

>>134472971
Bateman wasn't Hindu.

>>134472951
This should be our national anthem. The monarchy is (unfortunately) a dead meme

>>134472841
i can't even remember what i'm larping as anymore, am i really a teacher at a private school or maybe an unemployed 50yo mechanic who is overly agressive about pakis. ITS ONE OF THE TWO.

>>134473068
Where did you get tht pic of me delete it now!
>>134473086
Just like your existence

>>134467571

look down and whisper no

>>134473151
>our national anthem should give equal mention to all religions
>we should include a reference to Allah in there
>and the migrants that built modern britain
>to focus on one culture is racist

All of the arguments that would probably unironically be made if we did try to change the national anthem to that.

>>134473342
I'm so sick of all this. Tired of it all.

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>>134471410

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>Stop being a NEET.

>>134473342
You raise a good point I hadn't actually considered before, the same can be applied to any potential change to the flag, as some of the Welshies are pusbing for.

There would be a massive media outcry for a more "diverse" representation of "modern" British society.

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>>134473553
I think i'd snap

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>>134472437
got you famalamadingdong

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>>134473002

et's desgusting to be quite hoanest

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>>134471837
It wasn't a fucking fridge

It was a Muslim during Ramadan having a sneaky meal in the early hours of the morning using a deep fat fryer.

That's the fucking real truth.

>>134473661
I wouldn't want to change it anyway, regardless of how cool the black background of St. David would look on the Union Jack.

The last remnant of the days of the Empire. We should keep it.

>>134465381
Mussolini had a troubled past, Hitler didn't make mistakes, but he was not a very successful straigth A guy either. No one really cares *that* much about a few past mistakes.

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>>134473342

>and the migrants that built modern britain
>migrants taking credit for the achievements of our forefathers

This. This makes me very angry.

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>>134471410
Have a referendum.

Yes or No

Plot twist, we get to vote as well.

Anyone else seen this business with the Black Country flag? I made the mistake of looking at some comments in the graun about it, nearly chewed my own face off.

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>>134474147
We have discussed and memed it at length.

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>>134474147
I'm surprised it's taken so long, it's been around for a few years now.

One of the lads just told me about this place. You're all pathetic and out of touch with reality. You all blame others for your own failures, whilst most of you contribute nothing to society.

Fucking off yourselves.

>>134474346
Stop doing this, Rightly. Only works once.

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>>134474250

>tfw sein fein want a (((referendum))) on a United Ireland

I miss the days were we used to fight wars over territorial disputes.

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>>134474346

>1PBTID

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>>134474346

It's not even bait anymore, it's evolved.

>>134466634
Join in

Dunkirk is pretty kino lads

new

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>>134473901
Hitler didn't make mistakes?

>Homeless
>Obsessive stalker of stefanie to the point of telling his friend he was going to kidnap and suicide with her off a bridge
>Slept in until the afternoon most days
>Failed art school twice
>Lived the neet lifestyle and spent all his money on books and the opera
>Abandoned his only friend at the drop of a hat

>>134474730
I really want to see it. Have you seen it yet?

>>134474346
Outside of /pol/ I rarely hear the term "off yourself".
Saying, "one of the lads" to make sure we know how cool and "down with the kids" you are, not too convincing, autist.
>implying someone with that view of this place would give enough of a shit to comment.
Nice try though.

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>>134474346

>>134470880
education ruins creative subjects i loved design and computing but the way they got taught didn't allow my to be as creative as i wanted because you need to do certain things specific ways which stops you from exploring some ideas

>>134474346
I'm not a failure though.

>>134474773
Just got back from it. It's pretty glorious.

>>134471238
>doesn't shave beard

guarantee if he shaved they wouldn't have had a clue

>>134474750
>tfw you find out you're the reincarnation of Hitler
Pay me homage!

>>134467291
Alcohol is for niggers. Only a sub-human is unable to resist their base desire for gratification from booze. Same goes for weed and all drugs. Coffee and sugar included.

>>134470970
Because the British Empire said so.

>>134474730
Will be hard to live up to Interstellar

>>134467416

>£4.95 is cheap

Maybe if you live in fucking London

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>>134475086
Alcohol is an important part of our culture.

Kentish Ales
Devon Ciders
etc etc

Ignore the blue pill Stellas and Fosters and embrace the red pill of Ales and Ciders.

>>134472509
if the french didn't fuck with Germany Hitler probably would have kept Germany perfect and the white race wouldnt be dying out

>>134475183
It's an entirely different beast. Its hard to explain what it's like.

>>134472648
acid attacks should be a life sentence its worse than murder the way half the people look after is so fucked there is no way you could live a normal life after that shit

>>134475253
>Devon Ciders
>Devon
u fkin wot m8?

>>134475509
Have you never been to the westcountry or something?

>>134475509
I ain't going to list every damn fucking British drink.

Just telling him that there is a far brighter path when it comes to booze.

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>>134475253
>Assuming i'm English...

>>134473342
in primary schools they aren't allowed to sing bah bah black sheep because of racism they have replaced the word black with rainbow

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>>134475703
Who associates cider with Devon specifically though? Just seems a bit odd to me.