The last bong of Brit/pol/

>>134463464
this is vomit-inducing. my condolences

>>134463464
For anyone who's interested, here's the anime podcast. It's 15 minutes or so long.

http://www.bbfc.co.uk/case-studies/podcasts/bbfc-podcast-episode-17-classifying-anime

>>134463770
>28 minutes
Well, nevermind.

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>>134463464
R.I.P. UK

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Hentai isn't on the list all is well

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>>134463464

>gchq

They work in a giant doughnut. They should just admit they are Americans.

>>134463464
i think i'll start going to the gym, mayve working on being a better manager even though i only have 2 people working directly under me, the porn block maybe it's time.
enjoy yourselves 4chan, i'll be working hard or hardly working

>facesitting
>pissing
>female ejaculation

Even from the point of view of 'muh harm reduction' with regards to fake rape etc I don't see how they can justify banning stuff like this. Seems totally arbitrary.

oh well
its the price we gotta pay for a porn ban

it was great knowing you all

This is just a preview for the rest of us. When we get cucked to we will fade away with a whimper just like the brits.

>>134464212
>a circle with a red dot in the middle perfect target

In all seriousness though we are so fucked :'(
>>134464303
the porn part is just a disguise its a plan to censor half of the internet think about it you can find these types of porn on normy media: twitter, tumblr, faceboook, etc but they aren't gonna get blocked they are gonna use the porn thing to censor anywhere that you can talk anonymously such as here

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>>134463464
But will the children be safe?

(Probably not)

Why don't you raise your spoons above your head and take to the streets?

>>134465319
why is removing degenracy a bad thing? not joking why should most teens be exposed to porn from whatever candian or american/mexican shithole.

this will be an improvement.

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>>134463464
RIP

>>134465449

This is like when the government promises to crack down on extremism and dupes think they're talking about snackbars and not us.

>they have our best interests at heart don't worry

>>134465449
Sure thing, big brother.

>>134465878
>>134465654
have kids then say the same things, so we won't have porn streaming 24/7 from mutiple sites to children. And as a side effect adults won't be able to enjoy it. Good luck with that, did you base everything you know on s
tarshiptroopers?

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>>134463464
I built their swanky spiral staircase, cheeky bastards.

>>134463464
Expect this in the rest of Europe, very soon. Also, the United Nations has been pushing to ban hentai for a few years now. These fuckers only give them legitimacy.

>>134463464
Revolt, you pussy. Why bitch and kvetch about the future when you can control it?

Fucking hell, id rather the internet was left unregulated even if de derrorists use it

Get vpn britfags, if this happens here in straya, ill move to others country

>>134467373
It's easy for a Burger to tell us to revolt when you have a second amendment and we get arrested for having a teaspoon.

I'm revolting by leaving.

>>134467472
Don't you guys have an SJW problem in your Parliament?

>>134463464
This and the Islomphilia of the government has prompted me just to leave as soon as possible. I'm hoping to go to either NZ, or AU in 5 years.

>>134464576
Won't miss you.

>>134464134
>No breast expansion blocked
Hehe sucks to be a vanilla fag.

>>134467921
We didn't acknowledge you.

>>134467853

>he ruined his country and now he wants to ruin mine

m8 fuck off.

>>134468163
How have I? I haven't even been able to vote till this year. These people have been pushing this shit since Thatcher, I have no control over it.

>>134468348
>How have I

You need to take a lesson from the IRA. Although not too many, better off to get some from Chechnya.

>>134466612

>they're banning porn, good
>"it's not about porn though it's about more state control over communications"
>LOADING LOADING LOADING FAILED TO LOAD yeah like I said they're banning porn, good

fuck's sake why do I bother

>>134468625
Of course, I can revolt against the Police state and the Military with an Assault Spoon. I can fucking do that.

>>134468089
I know, we had to ask Lenin himself. Don't believe you ever acknowledged the canadian independence either.

>>134468772
They technically don't have independence.

Are they worried about women forcibly facesitting people while also squirting due to fisting themselves and being asked to be spanked?

Is this an actual problem over there?

>>134468163
Also, the British people never voted for these puritan policies, it's these puritanical, 2bit authoritarians who lurk in the shadows who implement them.

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>>134463464
This is rather sickening all in all. My deepest condolences my Brit friend.

>>134467579
>get arrested for owning a teaspoon
It cannot be that bad. What the hell is dangerous about a spoon?

>>134468754
discussing illegal things is illegal, huge shock. If you yourself were the government i suppose you would tolerate an insurgency. Just like the americans.

>>134468989
It's an excuse to gain control of the internet and appeal to the ever shrinking religious puritan crowd.

>>134468989
If that was a problem, would anyone really care?

>>134463464
>facesitting
wtf I'm thankful for being a fucking monkey

>>134468862
Do the aussies or kiwis have independence?

>>134469196

What are you even doing on /pol/?

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>>134464212
what does this remind me of?
hmmm

>>134469166
Mate, we can be arrested for calling a Muzzie a cunt, it's that bad. Most of the time it's the police taking the power in their own hands. We don't really have defined laws in regards to "Online Hate Speech". Also, these are the same people who'll allow young girls to get raped by Pakis.

>>134469209
Yes, because I would invest in British companies that made breath mints and rain ponchos

>>134469334
No, quite a few countries don't. The only ones I can think of the top of my head is India, Hong Kong, Ireland, most of Africa and Singapore/Malaysia.

>>134469401
Any hope for the future? Surely people will realize how insane this shit is eventually.

>>134463464
>female ejaculation is bad
Wtf is U.K. run by kissless virgins? My girlfriend squirts almost every time. Why aren't feminists fighting this? It grinds my gears that they don't actually give a shit when women issues are getting btfo

>>134464212
It's just vapid post-modern architecture. They'll probably expect another one, when it starts to fall down in about 10 years.

>>134469656
I couldn't tell you, I suspect there will either be a new Farage who sorts it out or a Military coup. Knowing this time line, it'll probably be a coup. It almost happened during the 70s.

>>134467579
Your whole continent is fucked buddy, I'm so sorry for you. I hope the US makes it easier for euros to come in than shitskins.

>>134469695
Feminists are religious fundamentalists with a secularized religion.

>>134469695

Porn is empowering for exactly as long as you're getting railed/licking a toilet seat, as soon as the footage is played back with a bloke watching it becomes misogyny. Keep up.

>>134469890
A Yank told me the other day that one of Trump's main advisors was a fan of the 1920s American immigration policy.

>>134463464
>muh based mummy may
you need to have a coup and start lynching people

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>>134463464
Saw pic-related today....real shame to witness modern-day bongs fall so far from such great heights.

>>134470006
They'd be alright with a little girl getting rammed by a muzzie, online. "We need to be tolerant of their beliefs".

>>134463464
>the GCHQ are ITCHING to get 4chan banned outright

No evidence for this assertion.

>>134463464
we'll see

maybe they realize that if they force people onto vpns they won't get any useful data again

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>>134470087
May is the honest Hillary Clinton, a centre right corporatist sycophant.

>want to ban opinions
>naked attraction is still on the air
makes you think

makes you wish for white sharia to be perfectly frank with you

>>134468761
We are a police state with the most incompetent police force on the planet

>>134470389
They're only incompetent when it comes to "Asians".

So what's really going to happen is the french ISP jew will sell you all some roaming enabled mobile deals for 80£/month?
>Reminder to buy french telecom

>>134469932
Heh true. It's just so weird to see the topics we talk about here actually play out irl. Logically women should be against this, but they aren't. I'll leave everyone to draw there own conclusions from that
>>134469932
Yeah that's another (((coincidence))) you can notice: you will never win any argument against mentally ill liberals about porn because they move the goalposts. I'm trying to teach you anons, you CANNOT ever win. Porn is always viewed as the opposite of whatever you are saying

>>134470389
>Cues benny hill music
>12 police with sticks chase single suspect

>>134465449
Muh freedom

It will be a shame to see our family from across the pond go. You bongs are cheeky, bantering meme machines, and we will miss you sorely.

It's been an honor and a privilege.

R.I.P.

I'll still be vaping and spinning me fidget spinner browsing /pol/ after it's banned. Tpb is banned, has been for years over here.

>>134465449
You've got to be careful with giving or taking away rights.

>>134470227
Found the soul-less subverted bong,

or, more likely,

the greedy arrogant soul-less rat kike.

What's your plan for the weekend lads?

>>134463464
Bye bye britfags!

>>134464303
I'll hazard a guess some PM's wife found all these things in his internet history, and stayed with him on the condition that she never find him viewing these things again. Himself knowing he wouldn't be able to resist decided the most effective way to avoid it forever more would be to make it illegal.

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>>134470389
>>134470516
>>134471074

>>134463464
Solution: Just ban the porn and hentai boards.
Degenerate and Waste of bandwidth anyways.

>>134467853
nz and au are just as cucked

go US

>>134463464
The anime ones easy to get around though, just have some age 9 looking waifu say she's 17 awkwardly in the scene, in fiction the writer is god.

>>134474008
This. Website would be a lot more popular and people maybe wouldn't be ashamed to tell their friends about it. The fact that you can see them from the home page is basically the reason why I never told anyone about /pol/

>>134467579
just teaspoon them before they get theirs out

>>134464212
How did gchq remain so secretive for so long in a building like that.

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I hate this country. I hope Cuckbyn destroys it.

>>134471252
UK govt. just can't handle the bants.

Russian MPs keep an eye on Tories and do various insane stuff as well.

They want to prevent user from using VPNs and has already released some new law regarding it.

>>134470741
>Logically women
>Logically
>women

hmmmm

almonds

>>134467853
F U L L
U
L
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>can't voice opinion on the 4chan pressure valve
>will have to do it in the real world

Would be a shame if I started shitposting on real life.

Porn IS degenerate. I would be fine with this if it were porn and not speech. I would also be fine with it if they were serious about being actually conservative IRL.

>>134473673
>spanking suspect
>delet this

>>134475316
Agreed

>>134463464
Good bye bongs. Truly we had the greatest of times fighting for brexit with you

If you're against any of this you're a degenerate.

>>134474396
>Website would be a lot more popular and people maybe wouldn't be ashamed to tell their friends about it
If you believe that would be a good thing you need to get the fuck out.

>>134474396
We cant have people telling their friends about 4chan do you not know the first rule of fight club?? The more people come here the more diluted our ideas become

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>>134463464
This is about shutting down the last best hope for English men; Pascal's Subsluts

>>134463464
say it isn't so bongs? you aren't going to let those commies take you away from /pol/ are you? /pol/ wouldn't be the same without your bant

>>134463464
>united cucklings will be gone

good riddance, literally the worst posters on the board

>>134480138
as soon as this happens i am buying a vpn desu

>>134463464

I'll miss you guys. I fear your descent into islam will now be silenced as no one in britian will be able to share the news with the outside world. and thanks for nigel farage.

>>134463464
>Start printing out anime porn
>When times get tough sell the porn to the degenerates for tons of U.K. Shekels
>Use it to leave the U.K.
>Cry/Laugh as you watch your homeland descend into madness
I feel sad for you bongs but at the same time I have given you a soloution to your promblem, just don't get caught, go black market style and use paper to communicate.

>>134463637
Says the leaf. You have my condolences as well.

>>134464212
this photo is shooped

someone decolorized all the cars and roads

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>>134463464

>Britbongs want nanny state
>Think you're getting Mary Poppins
>Get pic related instead

How did it ever come to this?

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>>134463464

Lads just a reminder to attach an image of facesitting to all of your posts, so we can finally be rid of the Britbong menace.

Prepare some proxies and prepare to go to 8gag or alternative Chans.