/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - PRESS BRIEFING #3 EDITION

First for gas the kikes

>If you ask a hypothetical question, you're gonna end up at the bottom of the ocean

WAIT NO

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>>134454109


Virginians, we have a general election on November 7th; Mark that day down and remember to remind your family to vote

Here is what the Democrats want for our old Dominion:

>Northam supports the Affordable Care Act, also known as Obamacare.[28] He also supports a federal Medicaid expansion in Virginia.[29][30]

>Northam is pro-choice. He opposes banning late-term abortions after 20 weeks.[30] He believes the Democratic Party should not endorse candidates who are pro-life.[30] Northam's 2017 gubernatorial bid has been endorsed by NARAL.[31]

>Northam has pledged to "stand up against" Immigration and Customs Enforcement.[30]

>Northam has remained neutral on the building of the Atlantic Coast Pipeline.[32] He has also avoided taking a firm stance on other pipelines such as the Mountain Valley Pipeline.[33]

>Northam voted against a constitutional amendment to make Virginia a right to work state.[34]

>Northam criticized the repeal of the car tax under former Governor Jim Gilmore, saying Virginia still hasn't "recovered" from its repeal.[29]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ralph_Northam#Political_positions

I say we use this election to tell them to fuck off

http://www.elections.virginia.gov/

^ Use this to make sure you are registered and ready to vote

3 MILLION ILLEGAL VOTES

Holy shit the media still can't get over the popular vote debacle

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>>134454173
well done anon

>>134454200

Is Trump supposed to hire someone that hates him?

trump is going to nuke north korea. he is asking all americans to leave the country on july 27th. just like WHAnon said there would be something big that day. this is it.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-07-21/us-urges-all-nationals-north-korea-depart-immediately-bans-tourists-visiting

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>>134453972
Her tits were especially nice yesterday if you wanted to know, I like her animated face, its bizarre nature just makes me like her more, like an exotic quality. She taunts me so.
>>134454083
yeah do keep in mind shes 47
>>134454020
Writing the filenames is the funnest part of the whole thing

BLAKE AND SCARAMUCCI
/FBNBROS/

>can feel the hook

Way too many shills today

This is gold, GOLD!

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>>134454200
That's literally his job kike

>>134454200
Who is this nigger and why should I give a fuck about what he says?

PRESS IS GETTING PASTAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO

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A BIT OF AN UNFAIR QUESTION

>A BIT OF AN UNFAIR QUESTION

A BIT OF AN UNFAIR QUESTION

>A BIT OF AN UNFAIR QUESTION

A BIT OF AN UNFAIR QUESTION

>A BIT OF AN UNFAIR QUESTION

A BIT OF AN UNFAIR QUESTION

>A BIT OF AN UNFAIR QUESTION

A BIT OF AN UNFAIR QUESTION

>A BIT OF AN UNFAIR QUESTION

A BIT OF AN UNFAIR QUESTION

>A BIT OF AN UNFAIR QUESTION

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This fucking administration is a mess.

>>134454200
WOW A WHITE HOUSE EMPLOYEE COMPLIMENTS HIS BOSS (THE PRESIDENT)

UNHEARD OF

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>THEY CALL HIM:

>AMNESTY GRANTER!

>PUSSY GRABBER!

>BANKRUPTCY HAVER!

>HE WONT GET MY VOTE FROM ME, NO!

>>134454278
>Way too many shills today

They're shitty at it and easy to filter.

>>134454257
The commenter is a nog. Anything he says will be shill material devoid of actual facts.

And now........ SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIED!!!!!!

>>134454261
>WHAnon

Do you have the archive to that thread?

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Mooch's meme potential is looking good, boyos.

>>134454290
Holy shit this gif

>>134454200
Guess he missed him defending Trump since last year, poor baby.

>>134454311
>Malta knows nothing
Shocking

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I LIKE SCARAMUCCI

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Let's see him go in for the kill.

Anthony "Ask hypothetical, you are going to eat 50 cal" Scarramucci

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First for Hallie is hot.

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> first whack of the MSM under Scaramucci happened today

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Robert Mueller is /ourguy/ and he is gonna bring down Hillary.

>Mueller meets with Trump one day before being appointed special council for interview
>Trump actually secretly hired him to go after Clinton & Co
>MSM, Eric Holder and other swamp monsters suck up to Mueller on twitter while freaking out
>Rod Rosenstein says not to believe anonymous sources
>MSM begins releasing anonymously sourced stories regarding Mueller's investigation
>MSM secretly wants Trump to fire Mueller
>Trump not taking the bait because Mueller is secretly his guy
>Mueller's team suggests hes going after a criminal enterprise, not investigating "election law"

Can you feel it boys? I feel it... Mueller is gonna drop the hammer!

https://conservativeexplorer.wordpress.com/2017/07/19/band-of-brothers-or-harbingers-of-doom-muellers-team-enigma/
>The important question is why does a team assembled under the mandate to investigate foreign influence in the 2016 elections seem to be less of a panel of election law experts and more of a legal hit team assembled to tear to pieces an international crime ring stuffed to the brim with expertise in financial, corruption, terrorism, and white collar crimes?

This bitch is asking for a Scar

LINK of press briefing:

youtube.com/watch?v=8-oM21Td-JE

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ok /ptg/

what's this wiseguy's nickname gonna be

>"if the President says it--"
>stops himself before saying he will only say what the President wants

Looks like he will pretty much say whatever Trump wants in the smoothest way possible, if his allegedly liberal politics don't influence donald in anyway than this is probably a good choice.

He's good at pointing right at them.

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>SNL just lost their only funny bit

>REPEAT THE QUESTION YOU SENILE BITCH
YES!

>>134454402
Anthony "Feel the hook, shoot the gook" Scaramucci

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>>134454264
>Her tits were especially nice yesterday if you wanted to know

gib

>>134454278
You can just ignore them anon

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>Had a dream last night where Melania cucked my mom then it devolved into an Oedipus complex
It was very uncomfortable

>>134454451
I want to believe that but I will not hold my breath

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So, with the media trying to spin up "DRUMPLR IS TOADALY IN TROUBLE NOW, GET THE PEACH JARS READY" over his finances,I feel some actual concern. For them. They've got to calm the fuck down and step back. Every time they screech about something and then it turns out to be nothing they look retarded. I'm not too sure if there is even a hint of something there, but immediately grabbing it and running like you just got your final necessary super-weapon to win a war makes them look full of shit when they're wrong. Will they ever stop, or will they just eventually die when the funding gets too low?

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Did he scooch the mooch yet?

>>134454264
I just recently learned her age, would've put her easily 10 years younger.
>Writing the filenames is the funnest part of the whole thing
They're genius, never stop.

>>134454390
>Trump's public comment on Sessions.
>Spicer removed and Kushner sponsored replacement brought in.
>Trump not squashing the investigation instantly but letting it live on.
>Can't R&R OC

>>134454451
Yeah bro I''m sure it's 18265 Chess that his squad is DNC swamp

This Mooch is a two faced faggot. I don't know why some of you guys are kissing his ass.

https://mobile.twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/888450854877097984

>>134454466
Scar
It's always in the name and his is perfect

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THE SPIRIT OF TEDDY LIVES IN THIS ADMIN I SWEAR

>This reporter trying to pretend that her job is not to obfuscate Trump's agenda

>>134454497

MILKIES

>>134454394
YOU WOULD LIKE A FUCKING ROCK IF IT WORE A MAGA HAT KYS

look at the glare on that cunt's face. totally unbiased

>>134454497
GIB MILK PLZ

>>134454563
>mobile
kys

>>134454539
>Melania cucked my mom then it devolved into an Oedipus complex
FLOTUS is not for lewd.

>ONE OF THE SMARTEST PEOPLE I KNOW
Murdered the msm

>>134454547
He took too much haldol today

>>134454428
She's not hot. She's fat and only is somewhat attractive because she has a cute face.

>>134454563
>mobile
return to reddit

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>>134454451
>Mueller is /ourguy/

I can't believe there are people that think this.

I dont get this whole 'WE LOVE OUR PRESIDENT SO MUCH, WE LOVE HIM!' this administration tries to sell, like damn do your job you don't have to 'love' your boss.

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>>134454466

Anthony "Scarface" Scaramucci

SOME PEOPLE GROW
SOME PEOPLE SWELL

>>134454563
>2015
Fuck off

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>tell me who the leaker is

>>134454505
What do you think im doing?

>>134454625
Yep, he just btfo their narrative.

YOU SAID YOU SAID YOU SAID

YUGE RESPECT

HYYYUUUGE

>>134454563
This is probably why this pick was such a controversial choice; well if two face pulls anything then he is fired.

>muh (((polls)))

>YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE

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38& APPROVAL RATING

UUUUUUUUUGE RESPECT FOR BANNON

>POLLS FUCKING SUCK
YEAH FUCK YOU NIGGERS

Gizzi wants a question so badly right now

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>some people grow. other people swell

HUGE RESPECT.

Sarah is T H I C C

>THE POLLS ARE WRONG

OY VEY THE GOYIM KNOW!!!!

((POLLS))

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>>134454690
>SOME PEOPLE GROW
>SOME PEOPLE SWELL
I thought i hear it wrong
Deep the ocean mooch

I HAVE A YUGE ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF RESPECT

GIZZI!

>>134454680
Its just wishful thinking, I would love for it to be true, but I refuse to be delusional about it

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>>134454264

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>>134454466
TONY MOOCH

HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>WE ENDED UP WINNING

kek I love this guy

POLLS UTTERLY BTFO

THANK YEW ANTHONY

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>congratulations on the new job
>are you really congratulating me on the new job?
>*smiles*

oh fuck he's going to kill some people

THAAANK UUU ANTHONY

THANK YEWWWW ANTHONY

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>>134454482
Spics should make Mexico great again. You lazy parasites

>doesn't believe in (((polls)))
/OURFUCKINGGUY/

POLLS BTFO!!!!!!!!!!!

>Thank you, Anthony
It's not the same.

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POLLS BTFO

>POLLS BTFO

POLLS BTFO

>POLLS BTFO

POLLS BTFO

>POLLS BTFO

POLLS BTFO

>POLLS BTFO

POLLS BTFO

>POLLS BTFO

POLLS BTFO

>POLLS BTFO

POLLS BTFO

>POLLS BTFO

THANK YOU ANTHONY

FIRE MCMASTER

>THANK YOU ANTHONY

THANK YEW ANTHONY

>THAAANK YEW ANTHONY

>>134454716

> James Comey! I popped your fucking eye out to protect that piece of shit!

THANK YOU ANTHONY

THANK YEWWWWWWWWWW

THANK YEWWWWW ANTHONYYYY

>>134454209
> Based baby-chopping man gets my vote

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THANK YEW ANTHONY

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>>134454497
>>134454831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij28YZnKdeI
shorter than usual, made my hobby a little easier.
>>134454549
see filename lad, It's a fun hobby of mine. I learn a lot about the inner workings of the Trump admin too (especially given all the smokescreen). There's a lot of anti-Israeli isolationist stuff that gets thrown about under her. It's fascinating.

THWANNNKKUU ANTHERNI

>>134454841
I miss sean

>>134454865
pro tip: mexico was never great

THANK YOU ANTHONY

>I DON'T KNOW YOU

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>>134454880
Should be


Thank yew Tony

>>134454563
>The news cycle he is creating doesn't matter because he said something mean two years ago
you can't honestly go through politics being this inflexible. unless Rand Paul is your ideal politician

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>ANOTHER HYPOTHETICAL

>I'M NOT GOING TO ANSWER IT

BTFO!

>>134454200
I love Trump and these leftist faggots spend more time watching and bitching about his every move than I could ever do. I hated Obama and basically ignored him for 8 years, these people are sick.

>ITS ACTUALLY VERY COMPLICATED
>I WOULDNT WANT TO BORE YOU

THANK YOU ANTHONY

>a new meme is born

>>134454953
That can work.

>>134454846
>"no no, congratulations on YOUR new job."
>"What?"
>"nothing"
>reporter is canned the next day

POO
O
O

>Mueller's credibility.
LOL

Hiring a bunch of democrats to study Trump admin colluding with Russia sure is credible!

FUCKING POO IN LOO

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who is this

Last question, for realz now

>>134454909
lel

POO IN IT

/OURPOO/

>IM NOT GOING TO ANSWER THE QUESTION

kek

>Poo shitting out a question painfully

>>134454973
Same

POO

>/our poo/

>he has a strong personality, I have a strong personality.
what did he mean by this?

POO IN IT

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poo speaks !

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>>134454979
> COMPLEX THOUGHTS

POO IN COMMUNICATOR

OUR POO
U
R

P
O
O

>>134454109
HAVE A BREAK

>my question is in your ZIP code
Fuck this faggot dissing our poo

NO I'M NOT GOING TO ANSWER THE QUESTION, ALRIGHT?

this guy is great

>I'm too short to see the glass as anything but half full
great, another manlet

>>134454451
It's possible, since Trump would do shit like this

who's this creep?

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What did he mean by this?

>>134455023
QT !

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THE POOIEST POO IN THE ENTIRE WORLD JUST ASKED A QUESTION

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>say a Hypothetical? I'll Hypothetically throw you into the Potomac with Cement Shoes
SCARAMUCCI NO

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>>134455081

GUYS JUST 1 MORE QUESTION

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>>134454109
woah, this is the new press sec?
what a fucking hunk

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>>134455023
FUGG :D:D:D

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>>134455023
>not checking the fucking chart
Stop asking questions

>>134454912
>made my hobby a little easier.

[spoiler]fapping[/spoiler]

Kek, this guy always has to repeat his questions.

All these trickle down media whores care only about the president being mean to them... they all need to be tossed from a chopper

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>>134455023

> she looks illegal

FUNGOOLI ILL HAVE THE GABAGOOL
CHACHI GET THE YAYO

Manafort has lost a lot of weight.

>>134455023
CUUUTE

SUPER OPTIMISTIC

SUPER HIGH ENERGY

SUPER SCARAMUCCI AYYY

that poo has been the de-escalator in the press room since jimmy carters administration

the news company he works for hasnt existed in years

Early thoughts on Scaramuci?

>ok this is my last one
>ill take one more
>one more question
>ok this is my last one
>ill take one more
>one more question
>ok this is my last one
>ill take one more
>one more question

the way these sharks shout questions triggers me. is that what professional journalism looks like?

>We will never get another press breifing with Scar
Sad, he's good

>>134455168
Nah, he'll be the Communications director. The Press Sec is Sarah Huckabee.

I had a dream about Trump. US armed forces were invading North Korea. Initially, things were doing well, but then North Korea started pushing back and made it across the 38th parallel. Trump took a plane to South Korea and I was invited to be his advisor. He acted weirdly through the whole advising session.

FUCK I JUST GOT HERE FOR THE NEW GUY AND I ALREADY MISSED IT

HOW THE FUCK IS HE?

>>134455254
Like ten thousand times better than Sean

Fuck Scaramucci and fuck Italian people.

>>134454781
All that brain but the feels are still too real

>>134454682
Can you die?

God damn, that guy must get pussy like crazy

Sarah looks stunning today.

>>134455254

too early to tell but hes already better than spiceboy

>>134455238
Makes me love him even more.

>>134455168
No. He said in the first damn statement that it's going to be Huckabee.

>>134455254
I don't Trust his past but he is a smooth speaker who I am willing to give a chance to prove himself

MOOCH HAS SPOKEN
THICC RALLY RESUMED

>>134455254

Yea, far better than Spicer. Though I still want someone to tell the press to fucking kill themselves

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>>134454898
lost it

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wtf I hate guns now

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>>134455254
All he needs is a leather jacket and he's The Fonz

THIS MAKES SEAN LOOK LIKE A HUGE PUSSY

>>134455254
THE GABAGOOL
FUNGOLI

I like him, seems like an upbeat guy

DO YOU PLAN TO MEET WITH HIM EVERY DAY
DO YOU PLAN TO MEET WITH HIM EVERY DAY
DO YOU PLAN TO MEET WITH HIM EVERY DAY

journalism in 2017

>>134455275
We bust'n reporters kneecaps nao!

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Anthony "One More" Scaramucci

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mooch should just be the pres secretary

that was good

>muh poll says the president is unpopular
>well the polls were wrong in november

>>134455275
Smooth. Italian Smooth.

>>134455275
He's good, smooth talker knows his shit

>>134455275
Fantastic, smooth talking italian. I love Sean, but he was too autistic and kept getting himself into trouble.

Why does Sarah always sound as if she's gonna start crying any second?

>>134455023
Cecilia Vega used to work at my local SF station. Works for ABC now. She's Latina btw.

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Swamp monster is back...

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>New York mobster accent for comms director
>Arkansas hick accent for press secretary

this will fuel the memes

>>134455378

Journalists are losers who can't find a real job

>>134455352
>we has
Grammar triggered

thank you, now I'm hear to eat all of you

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>>134455301

> watch it anon!

>>134455352
>wtf i love 5 years ago

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That new Communications Director is pretty smooth.

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>>134455329
i just got here meanie

>>134455352
He is going to have to prove himself with comments like that

>>134454109
Thoughts on Anthony? I like him. His soft spoken manner makes him likable.

>>134455378
WHAT ABOUT THIS HYPOTHETICAL BAD THING???

>>134455352
what the FUCK I hate pasta and meatballs now

>>134455275
Pretty good. Need to see how it plays out but he won't be the press secretary so how we monitor his actions may not be as easy as Sarah's.

>>134455342
It's not mooch faggot that's Mnuchin's callsign
It's Scar

>>134455325
>that one time the press sec was feeling the heat one time and went to the poo who asked him a question about world yoga day

>>134455352
dropped

>>134455352
The people who complain about U.S. power are the same people who complain when the U.S. doesn't exert its power to stop "dictators".

>>134454912
>filename
>sickly
Is mummy under the weather today? :(
Get well soon, Heather.

>>134455352
Trump said the same thing around that time period even blaming video games for violent behavior, try again.

>>134454451
Why would he interview for the position he held for 12 years just a couple years ago? Something is definitely up.

>>134455352
Good thing he's not in charge of those decisions then you fucking numb nuts. He's the COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR.

what is the deal with huckabee-sanders having one eye lower on her skull than the other? did her head get crushed coming out her mom's box?

>PARDON HIMSELF
HE'LL KILL THEM ALL AND GET AWAY WITH IT

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Thank god we don't have a stuttering weeb representing us any more. Moving into Phase 2: Right Wing Death Squads

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>>134455275
You lazy goy! Sleep and drink booze all day.

>>134455507
She's a bridge troll.

>every question starts with a negative connotation

funny

>>134455462
I am willing to give him a chance, but comments like that
>>134455352
make me think he has to earn his place and prove he wont just shill liberal views

PARDON HIMSELF FOR WHAT?

>>134454278
Its a boring day anon, sometimes I feel like shitposting when nothing is happening...

FIRE MUELLER NOW

Holy shit, how do these MSM shills pretend like Mueller has ANY credibility whatsoever?

Didn't take long to get to Russia

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>>134455529

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>>134455437
Like fuckin olive oil

>>134455529

Hopefully Scaramucci will hang a reporter at the start of every press briefing

>>134455523
>gas millions of ppl and gives himself a pardon

wtf i love hitler now

Could Trump pardon Joe Scarborough for Lori's murder? Could Joe refuse?

>>134455135
There is literally nothing this dumb nigger can't attribute to white supremacy, I want his head on my desk when the race war lights off.

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>>134455529
meme mob

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Why did Spicer resign?

>>134455385
>>134455391
>>134455393
>Smooth Talker
>AKA knows nothing but can make it sound good

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>>134455613

give Joe a helicopter ride

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>he won't give you a pardon, you treasonous fucking kike!
SARAH, NO!

>does he disavow the fact that he beats his wife every night, now that we know it to be true that he drinks putin's piss?

Halley is really packing on the meat.
>T H I C C E R

RUSSIA FEVER

>>134455613
>implying he'd refuse

>>134455672
Spicey is taking over the 9 PM slot on Fox News Channel starting in August

>>134455507
Most people's eyes are not symmetrical
Her's is just easier for you to notice
PS- my autism makes it impossible for me not to notice people's non-symmetrical facial features, it's a curse. Never let it become a habit

>>134455683
>a german discovers charisma

OH LOOK

SARAH IS WEARING WHAT I'D GIVE HER AROUND HER NECK

>>134455683
>AKA knows nothing but can make it sound good
And that is literally all he needs to do his job Kraut

>>134455683
That's exactly how you deal with the media

>>134455683
>German
>winning a war

>>134454960
I agree that you can't make it far in politics holding grudges. I just find it ridiculous that people here all love the guy now when he was acting like Donnie Douchebag while defending Megyn Kelly.

>>134455656
He'd cry WS if a barista got his coffee wrong.

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>>134455485
she seemed pretty tired, she's usually got that look of disgust and "it's all so tiresome" attitude with everyone in the room (minus the one guy that actually asks sensible questions that flirts with her), but yesterday she seemed especially tired of their shit and a little exhausted, maybe she's under the weather idk, hope she has a cozy weekend at home with her kids.

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>>134454428
you'd drown in her thighs if you were 69'ing that broad

>>134454482
>funny
>snl in 2017
Choose one

>>134454451
Mueller reportedly interviewed face to face with Trump over coming back to be FBI director after Comey was fired. That's what they met about. Trump didn't give him the position, and instead Mueller is suddenly appointed special council. It's an interesting aspect to the whole thing.

>>134455683
Why would we take advice from a German about how to win a war?

>>134455722
It's called stress eating. Happens when you hit your wall and you're still childless and/or when Trump btfo's you every day.

>>134455752
That's a lie

>>134455604
Nah. He'll just break their kneecaps; teach them some respect - capiche?

>>134455585

Because they just want Trump to be removed, over anything. If its about a 2008 transaction bill, they are willing to clap applause.

>>134454428

who is she

>>134455604
No hanging, just one more empty seat with each session. Imagine the reporters growing more anxious day by day, wondering who will go missing next. Twitching as the door opens, instinctively lurching back whenever Scaramucci's head pops through the door and compliments Sarah, while flashing his white teeth at the press corps.
Meanwhile, his basement gets ever fuller.

>>134455151
kinda looks like stephen fry

>>134455780
I don't love him, I am simply willing to give him a chance if he can keep using his smooth-talking to disable the media.

>>134455672
Standard lifespan for press secretary is 9 months, he's just short of that
Also he was doing that PLUS was communications director, basically worked a year in six months
He's burnt out

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Mueller needs to be publicly executed

do you think blake and FBN are sad that scaramucci is leaving?

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>>134454428
>>134455797
I want her to lie on top of me and trap her underneath her thicc body as she teases me, is that wrong?

>>134455752
lets hope not, he cant even talk

She's a ducking swamp monster.

I heard Mooch brought the gabagole

>>134455752
This is bullshit but i believe it.jpeg

>>134455882
That's how you do it.

Leave a flower or something on each empty seat so nobody else sits there.

Huckabee BTFO that cuckboy.

>>134455922
Agreed
Put that fuckin chin in a museum though

>2 big clocks on the desk

wtf

>>134455848
>What happened to Acosta?
>Ey toins out he wuz a big fan of amphibians. So he wanted ta go sleep wit some of dem fishies eh?

>>134455882
>the last reporter is the poo

Tthank yyou SSarah !

THAAANK YOOOU SARAAAAH

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>>134454428
>>134455844

4-0

9-0

referendum over Trump

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THANK YOU SARAH!!!!!

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This is goddamn ridiculous that she was given total press cover to testify in secret

Absolutely disgusting

THAAAAANK YEW SAAARAAAAWWWHH

THANK YEW SARAH

>>134455890
>9 months
More like 18 anon
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_House_Press_Secretary#List_of_press_secretaries

#PressCorpsTooWhite

do you think scaramucci calls blacks "moolies" in private?

>>134456015
You beat me to it.

>THANK YEW SARAH

>>134455936
Wiggle that fat ass on muh dick till I fire off a load from the teasing

>>134456030
Somehow, that makes me want her even more

CORKY ROMANO

>>134456030

How didn't she realize? How did she get on TV and eternally BTFO of herself?

>>134456093
>>134456093
>>134456093

NEW THREAD

>>134456093
>>134456093
>>134456093

Does Sarah have a partially lazy eye?

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>>134454109
Communications Director Scaramouche

>>134456012
That's because Pajeet is literally the figment of the collective imagination of everyone. He works for a magazine that no longer exists, he's the ghost of journalism past.

>>134456044
Who were at the testimony?

>>134456130
Yes. It's to troll Hillary and make it difficult for the press to look at her.

>>134455993
You're talking about things that are best left alone, friend. Would be terrible to see something happen to such a nice anon.

>>134456121
Cocaine destroys your sinuses while numbing the fuck out of them

>>134456107
How many pissbottles do you have?

>>134456030
DEELEETEE THIS

>>134456230
Remember when Ted ate his snots during the debate?

Quick thinker.

>>134456209
>Mob meme friendship ended with Manafort
>Now ScareAMoochi is my best meme