Failure to find a sexual partner now a DISABILITY, WHO says

>>134443227
Only for females, and it's all men's fault for not being the 6'15", six figure earning, 12" dicked gods that every woman deserves.

I'm a schizoid and on disability because of how it's impacted on my ability to function in day to day life, like interacting with others (even family), making friends and inability to find sexual partner.

Of course there's other things I'm not mentioning but that's part of why I'm on bux.

I tried my best to play the role of a hidden schizoid but it never worked out since I couldn't get employed anywhere with how I am around other people.


I wish I could post what I am like but it would be too obvious, and I'm pretty sure both of my psychologists browse 4chan.

>barmy
Roastie getting toasty

>>134443227
Now does this have to be coupled in with unemployment, or what?

Can I get them virginbux and still have a job?

>>134443227
I've had sex one time in my life, do I still qualify?

>>134444039
>I'm pretty sure both of my psychologists browse 4chan
yup, a schizoid alright

But I don't want to share my bf

>>134443227
>2016

>>134443227
Females only.

Refusing to date fatties and trannies will now be considered a hate crime.

So I am disabled, who knew?

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>>134443227
>Medicaid will pay for my kawaii loli figures
Neat.

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>>134443227
>they first destroy the community
>then they destroy social interaction
>then they make fun of you for not being able to find someone you love
seigheil.mp4

>>134444983
>Females only.
why?
it is sexism, I demand trial by combat
If I manage to beat the fuck out of any female, she must become mine forever

>>134443227
>This is not a drill: are you ready for the bux /pol/?

This only counts for brown people. Its to help Europe get blacked.

>>134444039
>schizoid
can you describe what is it like
i have a few suspicions about myself

>>134443227
>Strong independent woman who don't need no man is now a disability.

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>>134443720

fpbp

>>134443227
So they now deserve disability welfare?

>>134443227
>Only for females

Literally bullshit, it's the men who need the bux more.

>>134443227
haha I knew a portion of women had issues but now your telling almost my entire generation of women have issues.

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Is this how the next financial crash happens?

>>134445627
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizoid_personality_disorder

>>134443227
But transsexualism is not. Who would think on it?

>>134444436
>I've had sex one time in my life
Die normie scum

>>134445627
If you're suspicious of yourself being a schizo or not, I got bad news for you bro

>>134444039
>I'm pretty sure both of my psychologists browse 4chan.
I'm not sure if that sounds more helpful or terrifying
Also both of your psychologists? realistically what are the odds of that?

>>134445627
I'm a different schizoid from the guy you asked, but I suspect he may not comfortable talking about it anymore.
Schizoid personality means hardcore introversion and limited emotional expression alongside a vibrant internal life. Solitary individualism. Other people seem remote and inaccessible, but the stress of this is ameliorated by the way they also tend to seem unnecessary and uninteresting.
When comorbidities are absent and the restraint factor is not crippling, schizoid inclinations do not directly reduce quality of life or emotional resilience.

Great, where can I get my neet bucks.

>>134443720

>6'15"

learn to read a tape measure

>>134447042
>>134447008
>>134444039
Personally, I'm appalled at the idea of someone collecting money for being schizoid. I minimize my dealings with other people. It's not something I feel I ought to be directly rewarded for.

>>134444436

gtfo Chad

>>134443227
Hell yeah finally a disability I can claim. I ready for those bux!

>>134443227
Gib disability check.

>>134447299
Learn to sarcasm.

>>134446931
Who knows, I might bring it up with them.

>>134447008
That's basically it, except for me the comorbidities are what fucks me. I get overwhelmed when a lot of things are going on around me, so I cannot drive, sensory processing issues.

Also I can't be around people in crowded places, so public transport isn't possible.

So no driving/no public transport = can't get a job.

>>134447328
There's more than just the SPD. There are people who just have SPD but have no other disorders and can function in normie life.

This isn't like social anxiety or anything. Social anxiety can be fixed, Schizoid personality disorder cannot.

>>134447299
would that not be 7'3"... as 12" is 1'

>>134448158
That is correct

6 feet = 72 inches
15 inches = 1 foot, 3 inches

6 feet plus 1 foot = 7 feet plus 3 inches

7'3"

>>134443227
What about if everyone on here who isn't getting any sex just gets a pet dog then has sex with the dog? Even a female dog

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>>134443227
>permanent NEETbux for /r9k/ becomes a reality

wewlad.

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How much gibs do they give you for being socially retarded

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We The Lobster now

>>134448903
>The Lobster now
but no polymorph machine

>>134448482
>6 feet plus 1 foot = 7 feet plus 3 inches
?

>>134443227
gas /pol/ now

>>134448989
I did word that really poorly

6 feet + 1 foot, 3 inches = 7 feet, 3 inches

>>134444039
b a s e d

bilk the brits out of biscuits and butter

>>134447299
Dick so long it goes into the 5th dimension

Literally WHO?

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>>134451870
yeah boi

>>134447929

I'm pretty sure all your problems stem from avoiding and never having to confront your shit.

I bet you live with your parents who take care of you too.

>>134443227
You don't get money for being disabled. You only get money if you are so disabled you can't physically work. No bux.

And it's only for women, anyway. At most it will give women access to some alternatives to having a partner. Maybe, as an alternative to having a partners, women will be able to get support from the government for having a child instead.