My country never lost a war. Can you say the same?

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>>134442704
You lost the war on poverty m8

>>134442704
my country never lost a WC semi 7-1

can YOU say the same?

>>134442704
>ant pic
What is this symbol in pepe's hood?

>>134442704
We lost a war to Paraguay.

The Cisplatina.

In fact, we fought so little wars that our streak is pretty bad.

>>134443554
Uruguay*

>>134443407
My country never lost to a dentist

Can you say the same?

>>134443554
>MEC education

We won the Paraguayan War retard.

>>134443089
Lel

You are a fucking retard OP. Got rob someone you flamenguista faggot.

>>134443416
It's the symbol of the most famous crime syndicate, they call themselves Flamengo.

>>134443416
Official favela soccer team.

>>134444442
Damn, so close to a sick get.

>>134443554
Cisplatina was a stalemate though.

>>134442704
youre cities are in a contant state of war mate.
the homicide rate is abhorrent.

>>134442704
why so much bonreca in brasil?

>>134446324
What is bonreca?

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>>134443416
It's a major red flag in Rio
If you see anybody wearing that symbol run for your life

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>>134442704
>My country never lost a war.
Meanwhile in reality...

>>134443089
FPBP

>>134442704
Lost to astralis though

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>>134442704
7-1

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>>134447264
7-0

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>>134442704

>>134447367
Damn, forgot about that.
Check mate

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Foreign enemies can't destroy your country if you do it yourself.

>>134442704
You've never had a War. Killing a bunch of tree niggers over 100 years ago doesn't count.

>>134447836
Actually we fought (and won) the bloodiest war in the 19th century.

Google Triple Alliance War.

>>134442704
We fought the Nazi Germany alone and won.

>>134448102
ROFL the Triple Alliance War was not a war but a genocide. Three countries against one. And you treat it as something to be proud about. It is the equivalent of Rome wiping out a barbarian tribe. Of course you are not going to "lose" that "war".

>>134448327
Based.

>>134448570
Marxist education, everyone. I bet you also think Paraguay was heaven on earth and blame the UK for the war, don't you?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_Brazil

Not a single loss.

>>134443089

My sides

>>134447022
What if the problem was they've got more niggers in proportion to the US, not the laws in themselves?

Remember, correlation does not imply causation. More gun crime being caused by more niggers seems as feasible.

>>134442704

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cisplatine_War

Eat shit.

>>134449019
>More niggers in proportion to the US.
As far as I understand it, Brazil is not in Africa.

>>134449019
PS: My country has one of the most restrictive gun laws there is in the world and still have very low criminality.

>>134443089
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH DELETE THIS

>>134449154
Yea, that's not a defeat.

>>134448327
>Oh shi our nazi allies are losing the ww2 Red army is so gonna rape us!
>Quick let's backstab germans!
>now once we finish paying tribute to soviets we will be fine.

>>134449377

>takes more losses, loses territory and the emperor abdicates

Sure...

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>>134443089
toplel

>>134442704
Yes.

>>134449453
>takes more losses
Irrelevant (see: Vietnam)
>loses territory
Yes, but Uruguay was created as a buffer zone, Argentina couldn't annex it.
Also we got to keep some territory.
>emperor abdicates
Not because of the war.

>>134442704
Yup.

>>134449645
What about the Hundred Years War?

>>134442704
>decide that we'll take control of brazil
>invade them the next day
>it's literally just a bunch of gorilla looking niggers in favelas shooting at each other and a bunch of machines tearing down a forest
>decide it's not worth it and go home

>>134450452
>99% of the world's niobium and graphene mineral reserves
>not worth it
Ok

>>134449019
>Remember, correlation does not imply causation.
It's always amusing watching a child learn this phrase for the first time, because they never stop saying it.

>>134449429
Fuck off Igor. We killed million of your men even with shitty equipment, that's good enough.

>>134447022

If they cannot enforce the law then its "as good" as having them liberalized.

People literally get guns pointed at their families over ridiculous road rage incidents (their own words, not mine).

>>134450765
Even more amusing is to see kids like you that don't understand why and how much this is actually true.

>>134451356
We do enforce the law, just not on favela dwellers, druglords enforce their own laws there.

>>134442704
except against yourselves. over and over.

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>>134442704
W.w.well our gdp Is HUUUUGGE! History doesn't care how good you are at war she just cares that you got a huge gdp. Did I mention our gdp is ginormous?

>>134451605
That's where the specified murder districts meme comes from. Our police and judicial system don't give a shot if someone gets murdered in drug areas, so 90% of the murders go unpunished.

>HURR DURR DURR UNDEFEATED

That's like the words "I've never been rejected by a woman" coming from the mouth of a poor and degenerate pimple-faced castrated manlet. It's technically true because competitive conquest was never your battleground. Your battleground is collecting geopolitical-level NEETbux to sustain a exponentially growing cancer of unskilled workers and those so fed up with being plantation wagecucks that they turn to kidnapping, the drug trade, and embarrassing their homeland by making women tourists fucking terrified to come visit and inviting our* degenerates to flee and get some easy South-American sucky-sucky hoping they don't bring back some flesh eating dick-parasite.

So congratulations, you are such a cesspool that has too many personal problems to actually generate any meaningful, modern, strategically coordinated military action. Clean your damn room before you want to come inside, get comfy, and discuss international standing. Before that point, however, you're still standing outside in the line with all the other less-than countries while states with something to actually defend actively figure out a way to excise your non-factor countries from the global equation to a greater degree than you've already done yourself.

Also, 7-1 in your national sport.

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>>134442704
> Fights dying empire across ocean for independence
> Gangs up with Argies to slaughter a pile of conscripts

Very impressive Brazil, you really showed us how great and powerful you are.

>>134452281
Jesus, you're butthurt. Is it because America hasn't won any wars since 1945, despite having the world's largest military budget?

>>134442704
>Brazil
>Fighting any war

Pick one mestizo

>>134452035
We also have the biggest GDP in the Southern hemisphere and Latin America, kek.

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>>134452035
The yugest.

>>134452950

That's not much of an accomplishment.

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>>134452950
Translation from monkey:
>I have the nicest crack shack in my ghetto. But at least this sopa de macacao é UMA DELICIA!

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>>134452281
>he took the time to type an angrily worded wall of text as a reply to a one-line shitpost

>>134453037
You look down at us from your castle of sand, burger.

>>134452770
Admit it, you also wanted to kill those smelly fuckers and you are jelly we didn't invite you.

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Yes.

And our women's curling teams are pretty hot. I fucked a girl I met at my brother-in-law's curling match, she even let me do anal.

Take away point here: fuck curling girls, they do butt stuff.

Also fuck off Brazil you are poor and shitty.

>>134449322
He means they are a larger portion of the population in Brazil, which is more or less true if you factor in the mixed race mongrel population of Brazil.

>>134453586
Was she part of the team or just a supporter?

Also you're wrong, Brazil is rich and hygienic.

>>134453236

I'd rather live in a castle than a favela.

>>134453586
War of 1812

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The best things Brazil has ever produced is MMA fighters and bullet fodder for this awesome game.

>>134453915
Canadians won that one

>>134450661
don't you have tons of bauxite, too? gibs aluminum to merica, pretzel.

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>>134443089
fpbp

>>134453915
Neither side really won anything, except for some burned down buildings on both sides, and I guess the Brits finally got kicked out of their fortresses.

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>>134453806

She was on a team in the women's league, they were playing before my bro-in-law's match.

>>134454272
her feet look too small for her body. nice butt, though.

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>>134453915

Canada didn't exist in 1812, and by all accounts the British won that war. It was started with the rampant American expansionism that gripped politics at the time, and threatened to fuck up British trade routes on the East coast. The British pushed back, and both sides burned each other's capital buildings. At the least, it was a draw. At the most, it was a British victory in that Americans didn't achieve anything beyond what they'd already had before the war.

But as I said, Canada didn't exist until 1867.

It's our 150th birthday this year, wish us happy birthday you inconsiderate fuck.

>>134454527
what's with the money on the bottom, are they competing for healthcare?

>But as I said, Canada didn't exist until 1867.
really, that young? you just became twice as attractive. ready that ass, canada, you're getting birthday sex.

>>134454527

Of anyone that fought in 1812 the idea that it was the British that one a god damn thing is absolutely laughable. Canada can claim they fended off the Americans which is true. America can claim they finally forced Britain to recognize their independence which is also true. Britain can only claim they wasted a fuck ton of money to hold on to something that was already theirs and quite frankly probably wasn't worth what they had to spend defending it.

>>134442704
Hey my dude

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>>134455098

Be gentle, we haven't had enough rapefugees to destroy our holes yet.

>>134455450

What part of "Canada didn't exist in 1812" don't you understand? We were a collection of British colonies until 1867 you fuckin retard, just America used to be.

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>tfw shit at war

>>134454527
>didn't achieve anything beyond what they'd already had before the war

De jure. It became de facto as a result of the War of 1812.

Try to enslave Americans again and we'll burn the House of Commons this time.

>>134455748

The part where that's irrelevant looking back on it now you dumb leaf. I'm talking about modern perspectives. Canadians look at the war of 1812 with national pride because most of your ancestors were British loyalists that moved up there after the revolution to stay under the crown. America thought it would be as easy as marching up there to take it and you loyalist scum said you liked British dick better. Americans look at it as the war that cemented American independence and broke the back of the Iroquois tribes allowing expansion westward. The British don't really look at the war but if they did it would be as a gigantic god damn waste of time. Even back in the day Britain didn't have much to write home about. 1812 was a massive waste of capital to hold territory that really wasn't worth holding at a time when that capital could have been better spend fighting wars in Europe.

>>134455940

Yeah why is that? Your FFL seems pretty hardcore, but you fail miserably against everyone. You've had way more time and experience fighting...

Are the British just better at killing than you guys? All of their colonies rape face, except the Kiwis.

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>>134442704
>shitskins and niggers throw poo at each other and fight with machetes
>call it a war
>mfw

>>134455940

France is actually alright at war they just get shit for a few massive blunders. Now Italy, there's a country that fucking sucks at war.

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>>134456483

You won Vietnam too, amirite. Lol.

And Iraq, lol.

>>134456670

It's only been paraded as a form of national pride in the last decade - before the Harper government most people didn't even know about it. If anything, we're more proud of the 7 Years War, because we finally curbstomped the French into submission. I couldn't care less about what some loyalists did or didn't do to America. The British don't like to talk about it because they hate their former colonies. They're constant reminders of their former glorious empire, which is a sore spot when they look at their current state of affairs.

Americans look fondly on the War of 1812 because they can't admit they ever fucked up anything. It's why so many won't admit that Vietnam and Iraq were fucking failures and a waste of life and capital.

Nothing brings out the asspained burger posters like mentioning 1812, Jesus Christ.

>>134455940
You must be insane, France has the most victories in wars, wtf are you talking about?

>>134457202
>amirite

No, I don't pretend my country won wars it lost.

>>134457202

The only thing I'm asspained about is your ridiculously warped view of history. Canada always puts their conquest as America's primary motivation for the war but really that was just a means to an end. Britain was pressing American sailors into service, funding and arming the Iroquois to attack American settlers and generally not respecting the treaty they themselves had signed to recognize American independence. America wanted to take Canada to force Britain out of the Americas for good. It didn't achieve that but it did break the Iroquois tribes for good and forced Britain to stop gang pressing American sailors. We achieved 2 out of 3 goals in a war nobody really wanted to fight at the time. I honestly cannot see how anyone could claim that Britain won anything in that.


Again I get why Canadians are proud of it. America paid a high cost just to get Britain to finally acknowledge a piece of paper and that was really only because Britain had bigger fish to fry. The British menace remained entrenched on their borders. However the British didn't gain anything but the sinking revelation that the colonies were truly lost to them and a bill for holding on to land that they probably didn't see much value in to begin with.

>>134455940
>be french in WWII
>be surprise attacked by spearhead formation
>continue fighting for months after your nation is lost

>be british in WWII
>french get surprise attacked by spearhead formation
>run back to you comfy island leaving the french to fight alone for months after their nation is lost

france isn't bad at war, you're just bad at choosing your allies.