Auspol - Aldi meat pies edition

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>>134408265
Cheers Cunt

first for melbourne

third for temporarily functional alcoholism

>>134408307
No worries cunt

>>134408315
Melbourne will never be first

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What about this beauty?

>Poofters and sodomites bootyblasted over friendly neighbourhood pamphlet drop
https://archive.is/BSRGT

Threadly reminder that the gooks have gotta go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU4ehgnTjVg

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"I don't like the taste"

Who gives a fuck what the voters think? If you are in Parliament there can be no question about your loyalty to Australia, which means no other citizenships.

t. Dual citizen

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>>134408265

Who gives a shit about that skinny are white bitch?

Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jbY58HAVPo

>>134408523
Ludlam is a fucking idiot. I'm kiwi expat now aussie citizen and the NZ govt will give my citizenship back no questions asked if i moved back. literally no need to be a dual.

>>134408546
the amerifats seem to care more about it than we do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EcY7SbxjNM

Leave your money on the fridge Wog

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Cucklam

>>134408762
he honestly is a dumb cunt. You reckon more MP's are gonna be resigning in the next couple weeks?

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>Aussie tourist's surprise reaction after catching Balinese thief
https://archive.fo/pAHLu

fucking cuck

>>134408992
It's been hilarious watching the greens scramble to get confirmation they're not also retarded.

Di natale is safe, bummer. so is the fat cow.
Hopefully penny wong might be one, hard to say

>>134409008
This dumb lefty bitch thinks people only steal because they are poor. Completely clueless.

No meat pies for me, I'm vego. It's the only sustainable option, we need to conserve water.

>>134409110
Major parties have been on top of this with their candidate screening for years now. Very unlikely any Labour or Coalition MP will be one caught out.

>>134408265
Add this link:

>http://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/2017/07/21/man-found-not-guilty-of-manslaughter-of-wa-aboriginal-teenager_a_23040540/

Abbos are rioting because the guy that crashed into, and killed, an Aboriginal kid, got charged with manslaughter instead of murder. The kid was riding a stolen motorbike at the time.

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>>134409227
What a lazy troll.

>>134409271
they burned the accused's house down right after it happened. No-one was charged.

>>134409227
>low energy bait
I... I believe you.

>>134409271
>The kid was riding a stolen motorbike at the time.
his stolen motorbike. I would've run the noonga over too

>>134409008
I don't get the story

can somebody summarise the story

hey dumb cunts

>>134409492
hey cumguzzler

>>134408505
how goes it? fibreino
>>134409492
that's not how the meme goes

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>>134408265
>Aldi meat pies edition

>>134409562

fuk u

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>>134409271
>>134409338
>>134409402

Oh man, I'm sorry for being retarded, I didn't read the story, just copy and pasted it. He was
>found NOT guilty of even manslaughter
OMFG This is amazing lads!
Top KEK!

>>134409596

>tfw no aldi in town

what was the best year aus/pol/?

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>>134409629
u wot cunt?

also, aldi meat pies are shit, I told you that yesterday op. and whats the deal with you cunts taking my one and only job in life?

>>134409562
Hello m8. I am doing pretty okay.

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>>134409654
>TFW MULTIPLE ALDI SHOPS NEARBY

>>134409652
Still 3 years jail though. Should have gotten a parade and keys to the city

>>134409721

maybe you should make one earlier dumb cunt its not like u got a job lmao

>>134409800
>lmao
it's not that funny mate

>>134409721
Get off the dole you pooftacunt

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>>134408265
You're a bit later today m8.
Not that I'm unappreciative but all the fags on here the last couple of hours or so have been unbearable.

I ate a 4 pack of four and twenty pies today.

They smelled and tasted terrible. Garbage tier pies.

>>134409846
get salty cunt

>>134409875
The great Australian taste.

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>>134409596
Aldi pork bangers for dinner tonight

>>134409875
Frozen pies have seriously dropped in quality. I Blame the chinks

>>134409867
master shitposters

>>134409959
aldi pizza for me

What is with all the Aldi shilling? It is just a supermarket.

>>134410100
fuckin chink cunt

>>134410100
kfc pulled their funding

Wanna move there.

What to do?

>>134410006
Their pizza's are pretty dope. Their nuggies and tendies also pretty good. But what i really love is the checkouts. so quick.

>>134409797
>Grief is the word to describe the atmosphere here in Kalgoorlie at the moment - people in the crowd deeply upset by this outcome.
HAHAHA
>Senator Briggs @BriggsGE They're still killing us and getting away with it. This verdict says you can kill a black kid
No it doesn't you asinine racebaiter
>Senator Briggs @BriggsGE If #ElijahDoughty was a white kid named 'Brock Sutherland' would they treat this the same? Would he even be dead? Racist Australia wins.
Welp, looks like I'll be voting OneNation next election...

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Saw this jewish monstrosity for first time the other day
Its opposite st marys cathedral, 400m away on other side of Hyde park

If it's hit up with antisemitic graffiti you know who did it :^)

>>134410161
Do they have the chicken enchilada pizza over there?

>>134410151
Sorry mate, we are at capacity here. Plus we have enough of you swarthy fucks as it is.

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>>134408431
Hahaha fucking gold

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>>134410151
no way get fucked fuck off

>>134410244
>Plus we have enough of you swarthy fucks as it is.

I'm Portuguese though.

One fourth Anglo.

Let me in!

>>134410151

our govt only lets in chinks and africans m8

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>>134410236
I had this a while back, way better than I expected

>>134410303
Too bad cunt.

>>134408431
It's Bazza and Shazza,
not Bazza and Gazza

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>>134410303
>25%
Not quite enough i don't think

>>134410455
>>134410385
>>134410405
I'll be a good lad!

I have an education in Computer Science!

>>134410410
It's Bazza, Shazza, AND Gazza m8

>>134409110
Strange it came out now after all this time. I wonder if it's a push to change the constitution so (((dual nationals))) fleeing the destruction of Europe can come here and take over?

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>>134410399
Top quality shitposting m80

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>>134410399
>and Fresh Rocket
dude what

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>>134410501
>I have an education in Computer Science!

>>134410501
literally every field is saturated at the moment, especially for CS graduates

the current situation here is fucked

>>134410501

none of those jobs here m8 they are all outsourced to chinks and poos

>>134410551
We put rocket fuel on our pizzas for that extra kick of flavour.

>>134410527
I'm annoyed at how many fucking foreigners we have in parliament, regardless of renouncement. No wonder they have no qualms selling us out to the chinks

>>134410501
What you need to do is round up some money and buy a 7/11 over here. It's how all the poos scam the system and get residency

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>>134410551
Oi m8 wtf is that gay arse flag doing here

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>>134408265
is it true that penny wong might still have dual citizenship, or is that just right wing propaganda i read today?

>>134410551
What? you guys don't cook with avgas? Also whats up with the homo flag? is that you scott ludlam?

>>134410399

Wow, I started off like "Tf have these fuckin greasers done to their own invention", then I realized it actually sounds like it goes together perfectly.

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>>134410639

tried to meme it into action the other day but auspol was too busy talking about sucking eachother off or something

>>134410639
I think she's an Australian/Malaysian dual citizen.

Haven't really kept up to date with this story.

>>134410639
No that's wong

>>134410719
>sucking eachother off
what's this I hear?

>>134410792

sauce?

>>134410639
>>134410742

she hasn't tweeted since the 18th, the day waters resigned :^)

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anyone tried these? are they any good?

>>134410803

its a sydney anon thing

>>134410878
>tones already tweeted about reneg'ing, most other senators in contention have already provided evidence they actually looked at section 44.

>still nothing from wong.

Please, please God almighty, save this country just a little more. Let Australian's administer Australia.

>>134410921

i've tried other brand beetroot chips, they were ok

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>>134410921
They taste like sadness...

>>134409720
1099

>>134410921
Just start baking your own. Sweet potato, beetroot, and other chip stuff.

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Bought a switch

Abos chimping out again

>>134409720
1683

>tfw our 'right-wing' politicians are a pure laughing stock, and beyond cuckservative levels of retarded

Radical Traditionalist uprising when?

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>>134411207
Wait, what's this?

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>>134410151
It's fucking shit here m8.
>It never rains.
>It's full of fucking spiders and snakes.
>Can't own a gun.
>Abos, chinks, arabs and poofters fucking everywhere
>can't buy a home because politicians and banks are a cartel for fleecing people on home loans

Don't do it mate.

Are these aldi pies a thing or a maymay?

I NEED TO KNOW

>>134411129
how do you make chips? I tried once years ago and they were burnt on the outside and soggy inside

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>>134411207
Getting closer...

>>134410501
Mate every second cunt I meet for work is a Galea. Did any of you cunts even stay in your country? I thought you all moved to St. Albans because it sure as shit seems that way

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>>134411401
>radical traditionalist
yes

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>>134411207
Almost there...

>>134411431
you could solve most of those issues by moving out of the city

apart from the spiders and snakes issue of course

>>134411431
Fuck rain desu.

Aussies are based though, they're one of the main reasons why I wanna move there.

>>134411492
I'm not Maltese. I'm Portuguese.

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>>134411207
Yes there it is

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>>134411441
one way to find out

>inb4 a penis from switch anon

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>>134411207
>SAGE
Go take your gamer faggotry to
http://boards.4chan.org/v/2

>>134411564
well excuse me, princess. if you're white, please come to this country to help fight the scourge that is non white immigration.

>>134411645
>sage
what?

>>134411564
Yeah mate I knew a few maltese guys at school. Reasonable sized community on east coast, esp Melbourne

>>134411404
>>134411476
>>134411525
>>134411580
>>134411645
this is a really poor attempt at trying to recreate the shitpost that involved the attractive girl in the supermarket

>>134408265
>get into politics
>do politics for 10 years before realizing that according to the constitution you're not allowed to be a politician
>OY VEY
>resign

what did the greens mean by this?

>>134411792
It's karma. That retard Larissa caused a negative reality inversion by getting her tits out parliament a month back.

This is the universe correcting the imbalance by wiping out two Greens senators.

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Daily reminder our queensland premier is a retarded child.

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>>134411746
But who is worse?
The one who males a poor attempt?
Or the one who gives him 5 (you)s?

>>134411792
just wanted to illustrate the point that Australia is xenophobic and foreigners are and always will have different standards.
It's time to change Australia.

>>134411919
i still can't spell her name. palaczuck?

>>134411881
yeah but how do you refuse to even read the constitution of the country you're trying to become a politician in before becoming a politician

>>134411401
Aboriginal/White Fascism is the future.

Check these digits

>>134411976
>i still can't spell her name. palaczuck?

It's pronounced palace-cuck.

>>134411976
>yeah but how do you refuse to even read the constitution of the country you're trying to become a politician in before becoming a politician

It reveals the lack of proper process in the internal administration of the Greens. This amateur mistake has lost them even more votes than the two lost senators as a result in the polls, due to the perception now they are amateurs.

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>>134411951
>xenophobic
Only faggot use this word

What goes on in these threads? I'm usually asleep when they're up. Is it /shitpost general/?

>>134411951
You say that like you're a poofter

>>134412025
we need a final solution to the polish problem. i hate their names.

>>134412084
i was stunned when i heard about the second senator resigning. how do you even fuck up that badly? i bet labor is going to get a lot of the green vote.

>>134412131

These are the threads where I find out which other Melbourne cunts want to go bash some black cunts in Dandenong

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>>134410551
We put freshly fired rockets on our pizzas, kinda like how Americans put sparklers on banana sundaes

>>134412200
Fuck off Anglocuck, Australia belongs to the Slavs

>>134412200
> i bet labor is going to get a lot of the green vote.

yup

>>134412342

Slavs are the only race worse than negroes.

>>134412358
>Scott Ludlam and Larissa Waters were forced to resign over the past week after admitting they had failed to renounce citizenship from New Zealand and Canada respectively, while Greens leader Richard Di Natale is awaiting confirmation he has renounced Italian citizenship.

HOW DO YOU GO THROUGH YOUR ENTIRE LIFE WITHOUT KNOWING YOU'RE A CITIZEN OF ANOTHER COUNTRY

>>134412207
Fucking abbos huffing my petrol again

>>134412113
>>134412198
you fellas seem to know a lot about sucking cock and the wordplay of those who partake in said activities

>>134411556
Fucking hell m8. You sure you're not a leaf with a proxy?

Just signed up for studying teaching lads, how fucked am I?

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Tim Mander: Says Labor breaches its own diversity rules with all female parole board etc etc here in qld.

Palace-cuck: Uses Female Privilege and Muh Female Shaming Tactics: "A lot of time and effort goes in to preparing for estimates. He had a deliberate line of questioning. He obviously had sat down and written those questions. He knew exactly what he was asking," Ms Palaszczuk said.

Palaszczuk only responds with shaming language to a perfectly valid question by her own rules, but cannot respond with usual female shaming tactics.

The ABC Local Radio crew presenting it smirked too, too stupid to realise they only borrow/copy their own PC values without even knowing why.

>>134412614
primary or ece?

>>134412442
It is actually pretty common if you were brought here as a child.

A lot of New Zealanders living here since they were kids don't even know they aren't Australian citizens.

>>134412614

Former teacher here. If I was still doing it I would have killed myself by now.

Just had a hot shower for the first time in three weeks, lads (poorfag). It was honestly better than sex.

>>134412684
Secondary

>>134412707
Why was it so bad m8?

>>134412707

I nearly went down that path, but saw and heard of the shit that happens in the industry. It's been gamed by the femtards old guard. I hear these days new teachers last just a year or two mainly from the politics of the existing clique of teachers at all schools.

>>134412697
how on earth does that not come up at any point?

>oh i remember when me and your dad were x y z in christchurch
>wait what
>yeah we lived there, remember
>you were born there
>okay

do these people live in fucking satanic cults or something? how do you not know where you were born?

for that matter, how does that not come up during any ID check?

>>134412754
You already have a maths/sci degree or going to be an english teacher?

>>134412835
STEM grad

>>134412823
Don't you remember being young? The world before you were conscious of it may not ever have existed as far as you were concerned.

>>134412200
> i bet labor is going to get a lot of the green vote.

Which is different to usual how exactly?!

>>134412333
>checked em

I want that phone gun

>>134412878
being 12 and not even knowing what being a "citizen" means is one thing, being 47 and the deputy leader of one of the country's largest political parties is another

>>134412885
i don't know, less communism

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>>134408265
How goes things on the Australian front you cunts?
I heard two of your senators weren't citizens or something of the sort, is that true?
Is there any hope for the white man in Australia?

>>134412614
Best thing in the world m8.
>spend all day redpilling the next generation
>get paid $80k/year to do it.
feels good.

>>134412854
smart lad. Been honestly considering that route myself (BSc chem), but just had 1st kid, so maybe not for a few years.

>>134412768

The longer you do it, the more aware you are that the teacher can't make dumb kids smart, and the smart kids can learn on their own without a teacher. You realise that the profession is essentially pointless and amounts to a combination of babysitting and propaganda spoonfeeding.

Also what >>134412786 said plus:

Abo kids
Muslim kids
Female students (conniving cunts that will accuse you of sexual harrassment as soon as they detect they can get away with doing so
No enforcement of discipline

It's the most cucked position possible for a white male to be in.

regarding senators knowing their citizenship status, parliament is about rules. we have umpteen rules applied to us as citizens, it follows politicians have to be held to those rules too.

lack of knowledge regarding the law is never an excuse any of us plebs can use as an argument. neither should they.

>>134412957
>redpilling the next generation
Pretty good way to get sacked by the leftist cunts who run every school and every education department.

>>134412885
>Which is different to usual how exactly?!

precisely. greens just exist to allow certain Leftcucks to virtue signal to their Labor brethren that they are more amazing.

same old shit.

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>>134412957
Honestly, this is what made me decide. I figure if I can somehow become the one logical teacher in an entire school, then I've done my job. And I also aim to be Onizuka

>>134410006
Aldi pizzas are great. I had a Woolies pizza because the nearest Aldi is a bit further away.

>>134413016
Hahaha m8 sacking a teacher is next to impossible. Even harder since I teach maths and I'm fucking good at it.
>tfw all the best mathematicians in history were the foundation of western civilization, immediately making them a giant fucking red pill.
>tfw you teach stats to each year, every year, and real world statistics are red pilled AF

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Tim Mander: B-but you female politicians aren't adhering to your own rules of diversity

Palazczuk HOW DARE YOU SAY WE WOMEN ARE INCOMPETANT. HOW DARE YOU ASK REASONABLE QUESTIONS BECAUSE WE HAVE VAGINA WHICH MEANS WE CAN CRY WOLF!!!! YOU ARE OUT OF TOUCH!!!!

>>134413133
Nah m8. Don't even pretend to be pervy. Surefire way to ruin your whole fucking life.

Hello criminal rape babies.

>>134413188

You sound a bit naive and idealistic desu m8

>>134413188
>teach math
One of your lessons should be to mathematically prove the holocaust impossible

>little nigger kids get shot by pigs
>it's the uppity nigger cunt's fault
>aussie shiela gets shot by pigs
>now the pig is getting his comeuppance
love it

>>134413271
don't worry. he doesn't know the hellish existence that can be created by internal process at schools to force teachers to leave.

its the same at universities. you have to be targeted by it to learn what the reality on the ground is like.

>>134413271
Says the guy not currently working as a maths teacher.
It all comes down to what you believe your job is. If you think it's about having a quiet classroom where kids copy down the curriculum for 6 years until they sit an exam which means absolutely nothing then you're going to have a bad fucking time.

How easy is it for Muslims to get into Australia? What is the process?

>>134413302
That would be just about the only thing (short of touching a kid) that would get me fired.

>>134413369
by that metric all of my teachers were shit

>>134413346
But you forget that the pig was a nigger as well
>>134413425
Can they really fire you if you're right?

>>134413369
>Says the guy not currently working as a maths teacher.

This is actually a good thing and I don't really find this as much of a witty rebuttal as you obviously thought it was.

>>134413412
show up on a plane
have money

>>134413463
I thought he was a raghead.

>>134413432
All your teachers were shit.

>>134413412
get in a plane, when you land get 80/yr welfare and a house

>>134413504
Somalian, so he's a nigger ANDa rag head
Unironically the worst combo

>>134413463
In Australia you can go to prison for not being a muslim and reading the Qu'ran.
It might get overturned later, but it's still 3 years of your life you'll never get back.

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>>134413519
thanks mate

>>134413478
Not being witty. Just pointing out your complete lack of contextual awareness.

>>134413524
how does this happen? anyone from Africa, Morroco can get that?

>>134413602
Howard never pondered that. KRudd was the cunt who ruined sports in this country.

Our one saving grace was that we could beat anyone at anything and he went and ripped the guts out of our sporting institutions, sending all our best coaching talent to fucking England and India.

>>134413651

Considering the fact that I was a teacher previously and I have stated as such in this thread, you might want to reevaluate who you accuse of having no "contextual awareness", fuckwit.

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>>134413601
I despise the hypocrisy of "secular" nations. They claim they seperate Church and state but then turn around and do some shot like this, a law like that sounds like something out of sharia.

"Secular" nations are really just anti Christian nations

would abbos get access to guns if the government allowed the public to own them?

>>134413412
fuck off we're full

>>134412574
fuck no rofl, but you should try leaving the city from time to time

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>>134413747
are you autistic?

>>134413747
after he showed off his bowling skills he probably wanted to ban it

>>134413997
>all that flanno

Man, this takes me back.

>>134408265
So if you are 4 to 6 years in Australia working and know English you can become Australian citizen.

What is the best way to do a 20 hour drive? How many days should I give myself?

How many hours per day is it practical to drive? I have never driven long distance before.

>Students at prestigious Melbourne school posts note explaining why she defecated on bathroom floor

Did anyone else read through the letter she posted. What you reckon?

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>>134414110
No
Fuck
Off

>>134414110
fuck off we're full

>>134414146
probably 3 days, 6-8 hours a day

take it easy if you've never driven long distance

>>134414188
She is obviously a mentally ill narcissist. They are very common amongst girls these days.

>>134414146
Furthest i've driven in one go was from melbourne to sydney, took about 8 hours, I was completely fucked after it, i'd maybe break it up into hours of 6.

>>134414213
>>134414279
What should I do when I am not driving? I will have my dog with me. Where can I sleep?

>>134414232
She was awfully specific bitching about that one teacher. I dunno maybe I'm just slightly sympathetic because I went through similar shit in highschool. Making complaints and being brushed off I mean.

>>134413767
>previous teacher
Obviously you weren't any good.

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im Mander: B-but you female politicians aren't adhering to your own rules of diversity

Palazczuk: YOU ARE OUT OF TOUCH YOU EVIL MAN (I DON'T HAVE A LOGICAL RESPONSE TO YOUR VALID POINT)!!!! MUH GOLDEN VAGINA!!!

>>134414318
Bad teachers are very common. You just get on with it and teach yourself instead.

>>134414305
Best bet is a motel, check for any along your route and see if they allow pets, other options include sleeping in your car for the nigh if it's big enough or camping.

>>134414369
>You just get on with it and teach yourself instead.

The teacher is essentially ballast. The books have all of the correct content which, if the teacher gets it wrong, will take precedence to their human error.

The teacher is only there to teach compliance and slavehood. Students teach themselves.

>>134414453
>sleeping in your car
Where do you park to make sure you aren't disturbed and don't attract attention?

>>134411919
>Daily reminder our queensland premier is a retarded child.

KEK- you have no idea m8... her father Henry was the MP in Inala where i grew up. he ran that district like his own personal fiefdom for a generation largely backed by Viet refugees ticking Labour at the ballot after reading their "how to vote" cards printed in their native mongol tribespeak. imagine a queensland version of Cabramatta and an Abo mission- ultra cheap heroin, unemployment and a public transportation network of buses that would make New Guinea cringe. you were stuck in Inala and there was no work. if you had a job then you were still out of luck- break and enters were a rite of passage for schoolkids who would rob your fucking house during little lunch and make it back to class to spit in their teachers face. you young cunts are seeing the problems with refugees and immigration and the welfare state- lowered standards in education and the judicial system that i have already lived through.

and Henry kept his job forever and im sure he taught his cunt daughter everything he knew about how to fuck Brisbane suburbs that could've been paradise.

>>134414540
There's heaps of rest stops and truck stops along the major interstate highways that you can catch some z's

>>134414540
I dunno, somewhere quite where there is no cunts who will fuck with you.

>>134414540
There are certain free overnight rest stops mapped out here and there. That could be one option, but its usually only permitted to one night, so maybe people living out of cars drive to different free locations each night.

>>134413793
>secular nations are really just anti-Christian nations

Well duh. Secularism exists is jewish backlash against Christianity.

>>134414608
>>134414635
Thanks I will google for rest stops.

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>>134414585

Palacecuck says to you: "YOU EVIL MAN YOU ARE OUT OF TOUCH!!!!"

>>134413901
I don't live in the city.
I'm just trying to make this paradise sound like a nightmare so foreign cunts stop coming here and fucking it up.

>>134408265
UK will ban all the prawn viewing next year around august.

I think we will meet the same fate.

>>134413997
probably
>I turned new captcha back on because I love clicking the boxes so much.

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>>134414761
DON'T TREAD ON ME

>>134414585
>and Henry kept his job forever and im sure he taught his cunt daughter everything he knew about how to fuck Brisbane suburbs that could've been paradise.

I am often amazed at the plain stupidity that falls out of her mouth but reported on by ABC like its message from god.

In particular, her style seems to be "this is not good enough" to every debacle, not realising the buck stop with her as premier (or maybe she knows perfectly well, given muh vagina managed to to get her way all the time).

>>134408431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V0hVmi0C40
the swazi is a symbol of peace, niggers.

>>134414761
degenerates btfo

>>134414821
>>134414734
>>134414585

mate, agreed. she is a talking head with nothing smart to say. ever. her next intelligent words will be her first.

bump for aussie bbq

>>134412697
irresponsible cunts those parents are, by the time uni age rolls around they're fucked

wondering if there are tax implications of aussie senators of dual nationality who didn't rescind their secondary nationality????

Could we meme the ATO onto their asses???

>>134412442
>Greens leader Richard Di Natale is awaiting confirmation he has renounced Italian citizenship.

wait what the fuck
how do you need confirmation of this?

>>134415736
Legally they should have to pay back the entirety of their salaries and then pay a fine on top of that for misleading the country.

But since all the supreme court judges are (((dual citizen))) pedophiles I doubt anything more than a slap on the wrist will eventuate.

>>134415753

its humourous to watch, eh?

>>134415217
I do detect elements of Peter Beattie with her PR style i.e. media tart

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YOU EVIL MEN

YOU ARE OUT OF TOUCH!!!!

>>134415986
Crazy eyes confirmed

>>134415986
one of her parents is a clown?

>>134416093
amazingly, someone married it, twice, and divorced it, twice.

and she's a solicitor so there's a special retardation to marry someone who can screw you over legally when the shit hits the fan.

>>134416229
I would never solicit her, no matter how drunk I was.

>>134415736
Nah. They would have been considered an "Australian resident for tax purposes" so they've paid proper tax.

>>134416292
which is the bit that amazes me. they had to be fucking desperate to fuck it.

NOT WITH A SUMP PUMP

>>134416229
betas will do anything to put their dick in some crazy.

>>134408265
>voters ok with dual citizens in parliament
I'm fucking not, it's a conflict of fucking interest plain as day.

Dual citizenship shouldn't even be legal for anyone.

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>>134416141
> one parent is a clown
> Heinrich "Henry" Palaszczuk

Confirmed

>>134415753
>>134415814
Auspol theme soon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE

>>134416438
If it weren't the (((internationalists))) couldn't infect countries like the plague they are.
So you see, it has to be legal.

>>134416438
lel. It's 2017 already: where are the roving death squads to round them up as promised by dytopian scifi?

>>134416438
Some countries are more cucked tha others in this regard, ours is one of the cucked.

So I've got a debilitating medical condition that means I can't leave the house and work and I'm on a waiting list for the hospital to do some invasive stuff to figure out how to cure me.

How do I go about getting Centrelink giving me money for this?

>>134416628
Phone them up and explain your circumstances and they will tell you your options.

Should we show videos like this one to people. It might redpill them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gj0jNJ2gRY

>>134416628
Good luck anon, unless your a proffesional bludger there is zero chance of you getting any dollarydoos from the guvment.

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>>134416606
Just saw the ad painted on the NRL turf currently broadcast on tv: WOMENS LEAGUE IN THE ROUND.

Just a heads up and community service announcement.

Some more videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFzyGYLum7c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3q52B_jy8dU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBLz75hEdqw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSDr38DKmBM

>>134416819
I can't watch. Gets me too angry.

>>134416705
>phone them
HA!
>implying they answer the phones

Go to my(dot)gov and set up an account.
Then go to centrelink webpage and apply for a CRN. when you get that link it to your mygov account.
Then after all that you can make a claim with centrelink for disability.

>>134416705
>Call at 8 in the morning
>get put on hold
> on hold till 5pm
>disconnected because closing time
>call again next day and repeat.

Don't ever call centerline you won't get shit done, you literally have to go into one of their offices so you can be abused by the Somalian greeter they have working there.

>>134416889
But they might redpill normies

>>134416924
no one in the offices is there to help you.
>they just direct you to the computers.

>>134416902

Might be my best bet.

>>134416924

I definitely won't be able to last waiting in their office.

>>134416744

I'm not expecting anything but I figure it's worth trying since I can't do anything else with my life until I get this cured.

>he doesn't tell gov't employees they deserve a gold star for their service

>>134416979
I never said tgat they would help if you went in, but atleast you get to talk to someone, even if they are the most condescending, lip smacking, FOB Somalian rapefugee in australia.

>>134416438
na fuck off, It's my get-out-of-jail-free card if this place ever goes to shit more than it already is

>>134417425
Coward. traitor. scum.

>>134417425
The only people who want dual citizenship in this country are those who originated elsewhere.

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check this out

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-07-21/new-nt-advertising-campaign-pokes-fun-at-melb-sydney-adelaide/8732854

NT's fucking with all of us. good on em

>>134409875
why didn't you stop after the first one?

>>134417557
mate I can't help if one of my parents is from eu, why would i want to purposefully disadvantage myself by supporting making dual citizenship illegal. Its not like im fucking collecting them like pokemon cards cunt

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YOU EVIL MEN

YOU ARE OUT OF TOUCH!!!!

>>134414110
10 years of permanent employment required to become citizen, pollies pushing it to 15 years i think.

>>134417646
after watching them all, maybe not

>>134417646
They'd have to pay me.
>A lot.

>>134409867
I remember at uni a bunch of mates and I were at the bar and it was O-Week and a ton of American exchange students. We convinced them that nigger was a common and non-offensive term of endearment in Australia and they'd have to accept it. The two actual niggers who were there were so angry and conflicted. Felt pretty comfy senpai

>>134417801
Anyone wanna chuck their hotdog down that hallway?

>>134417819
You don't have to work

>>134417767
As if to prove my point.
Sort your loyalties out son.

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Reminder the greatest threat to our way of life,culture,race,religion,family and anything else you hold dear are not the Muzzies or Blacks but is in-fact the yellow rat more commonly known as the Asian.

>>134417767
>china declares war on oceanic region
>all these gay cunt duel citizens sell out their own country because they have no loyalty

>>134418095
This, the gook is the foremost problem in Australia.

>>134417975
Messing with yanks and calling niggers nigger to their face.
God I love this country.

>>134410639
>Two Wongs don't make a white

She's refusing to comment and/or prove with documentation last time I checked. Probably getting legal advice.

>>134417819
fuck my bad, i swear i looked it up on the border.gov site years back, but just checked and its only 4 years.

>>134418227
>>134418014
woops

>>134417666
I have a binge eating disorder.

>>134418038
Only Commonwealth duel citizenship should be allowed. We mustn't abandon our Anglo-Saxon British roots for some nu age republic

>>134418438
>Commonwealth
Pajeet is part of the commonwealth you mong.

>>134416628
next time you're at hospital, talk to your doctor, they literally have a centerlink medical certificate that they fill in for ya

>>134409959
THEM'S GOOD SHIT

>>134418476
well anglosphere then, no cucked US

>>134418810
You'd let the muslims who rule London into our country?

Face it, the anglosphere is fucked. The homeland is dead and the only way we can keep ourselves safe is to close the border and sink or shoot down anything that gets too close.

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>>134408265
>>Students at prestigious Melbourne school posts note explaining why she defecated on bathroom floor
>https://archive.fo/ZdrpN

reminds me of girls doing this too but different

>>134418895
The homeland is hardly dead it's just London, becoming some cucked republic is just an excuse to shove an abo image on the flag and import more indoneisians and chinks

>>134418129
>implying our own fucking government hasn't already sold us out to china

>>134418998
Sad, but true. Though if it ever happened I'd be happy to smash some chinks with you lads.

>>134418980
Who said anything about a republic?
>just London
And manchester (rape taxis) and the entire british police force (covering up rape taxis) and the entire peerage (almost entirely jewish) and the entire media (covered up pedophiles).

I'm not even of convict decent and even I know that Britain is fucked.

who else misses the australian democrats here?

>>134419558
Look here you cheeky cunt, Iv'e been all over the Isles multiple times. Its just London and one or two other large cities are fucked. Literally everywhere else is based white conservative except Scotland.

Just put the White Australia policy in and allow white anglosphere nations holders.

>I'm not even of convict decent and even I know that Britain is fucked.
Well there you go cunt both sides of my family didn't land in Sydney and van diemans land to betray the mothercountry after building it up.

>>134420088
no-one

>>134420088
im pretty sure they're still around. i walk past a poster of theirs on the way to work

>>134420190
We're not talking about a republic or betraying the home land
We're saying the homeland is dead

>>134420190
England is dead u cunt

>>134410501
>Computer Science entry proving
>in Australia

Cunt either the businesses are getting ten of you a day or you're better off teaching some boomer how to connect their modem.

>>134420426
Like I said the homeland is far from dead. They voted to leave the EU and every pub i went too had people making Muslim jokes. You've heard nothing but /pol/ posts about Britain. I've been to hundreds of different places all around the Isles and it's thriving and not dead in the slightest

Outside of two or three major towns the country is amazing and great fun. If we go off your statstics of "Dead" well we're "Dead" as well then. They're in the same situation major cities suck arse and are full of non whites and smaller country towns and rural areas are 10/10 places to live

>>134420792
What's with the meme flag

>>134420792
woops there's my piss off eastern Europeans flag. Back to the real one

U guys just don't understand the last place for the white man is America

>>134420933
arguing with eastern European in another thread. A swastika always gets them riled up

>>134420947
Below 50% of children in America are white. America is long fucked cunt

>>134420998
What are the demographics of Australia?

>>134421155
Full

>>134417999
Apparently, two men did. They married and divorced it.

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>>134415772
I mean, Canada is definitely cucked but Australia? Fuck off goon, you must be thinking of Sweden or Germany.

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I AM OFFENDEDED!!!!

YOU ARE OUT OF TOUCH!!!!

MUH TITS!!!!

WHERE DID MY JOB GO???

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>>134422044

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Where are you, cunt? I know you'll see this

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>>134421462

>>134422208
MFW this sounds like pings during some underwater submarine battle across different /pol threads.