FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!

>>134407537
>$83,000 bid

Jesus christ how much of a kike can you be

>>134407537
>Page not availiable
ARCHIVE, NIGGER

Arstechnica is a god damn cuckfest
Conde Nast a shit.

>>134407537

Not even a Jew would be so cruel.

>Tfw 4chan is about to get merged with Reddit

>>134407537
>$83,000
That's not an offer, that's an insult.

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>>134407537

Notch should buy it if anyone is going to buy it. He has the funds and understands the site

I'd like to think we're worth more

>>134407904
Yes, to the buyer.

FAKE AND GAY
SAGE

>>134407537
>raplced

I dont believe it whem someone made a type that obvious

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>>134407537

I would buy 4chan and remone the part about Anthro., the only way to save the page of disgusting weebs from /r/anime

WE REDDIT NAO

>You have to go ba-

>to be RAPLCED
I mean come on, at least put some effort into shitoposting.

>>134407962
>dick isn't a gendered insult
what a stupid cunt

>>134407537
>raplaced
lamo @ ur lief

>>134407962
I would be more than fine with this

>>134407962
would lord notch fuck this place up to make it more pc or something? or would he leave it alone or make it better?

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>>134408047

*remove the rule 3 about anthro.

>83,000
>eighty three thousand dollars
Is thay really all this site is worth?
Sad!

>reddit's vast success
Oh joy, the massive censorship-crazy fanatics at Reddit are now setting their eyes on 4chan in order to try to control the narrative. How. Unsurprising.

>>134407656
>>134407904

This site is notoriously unprofitable for advertising purposes because nobody wants to associate their company with it.

Besides, this is fake and gay and OP is a faggot.

>>134407970
I'd like to think Hiro would have to pay someone to take this shithole of a liability off his hands.

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really makes me think

>>134407962
Why shouldn't Pewdiepie buy it?

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>>134407537
leaf cant even spell replaced, learn to fake better

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>>134407537
>83000
Mfw

>>134408100
He'd turn 4chan into a giant Minecraft game. Where like, threads are buildings or houses or something, and you make posts by putting up signs on walls for people to read. And there's trolls and griefers trying to fuck up the thread buildings and the posters have to defend them and shit,

>$83,000

Is that all it takes?

Guys, I might buy 4chan.

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>>134407537
$83k seems kinda ridiculously low to me for a site this big and popular.

>>134407537
Quick tweet at Shkreli

>>134407537
Hiro was offered well over a million for the site already and likely paid millions for it.

4chan passes alone were bringing in over $250k per year, and that was years before the 2016 election blew this place up.

If hiro sells, it'll be for a whole hell of a lot more than $83k lol

>>134408297
Do it.

>>134407537
Only 83k USD? Fake news - the domain / brand itself is worth several millions.

http://www.siteprice.org/website-worth/4chan.org

>>134408155
tbqhfam, this is the most excellent idea I think. he's been dropping the most subtle *muah* delicious, nods to this place recently, and it's beautiful.

>>134408310
or this desu, shkreli would also be bretty cool as a site owner I think.

>tfw you don't have the money for an atlantean land diving enthusiast site so you can make it great again.
I've failed all of you frankly. I tried so hard but in the end it didn't really matter.

How do I buy 4chan?
90k is nothing.

>>134407602
Fpbp

>>134408100
He could just hand the administrative reins to invisibro. Question is does he care enough about the site to lose money for the sake of it

>>134408421
It's worth whatever someone is willing to pay. Also, I highly doubt that 4chins makes enough ad revenue to break even on operating costs.
And you can sell user data only to so many agencies before everyone has a copy.

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>>134407537
>$83,000
Honestly I feel insulted

>>134408396
>likely paid millions for it
He better not have. moot doesn't deserve a fucking dime.

Notch has nothing to do anyway and way too much money.

Why isn't he on this?

>>134408155
God please no not this jew in all but name. Do a little digging into his history with youtube and all, he's a fucking scam artist.

>>134407537
I want moot back

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>>134407537
>(((Polygon)))

Those fucking kikes again, first GG, now this

Hiro I offer $84k

>>134408100
Notch is/was a longtime 4chan regular (Minecraft's earliest alphas were first posted on /v/ to get feedback) so I get the feeling he probably understands a little more than Hirofuckingconman on how NOT to run the site

>>134408174
careful, that's an aggravated GIF

>>134407537
why can;t the CIA just get it over with and buy the fucking site already, we all know it's a psyop/datamining op at this point, we know the black budget is basically bottomless, just fucking do it.

>>134407537
Don't do it, hiroyuki-san

>>134408571
Given the insane traffic, simply redirecting 4chan.org to a porn / scam site would make you millions of USD before everyone notices.

>>134407537
Wow only 83k lmfao

>>134408670
>Russian Federation
You're not eligible to run anything.

voat.co

even 4chan censors shit all the time.
controlled narrative.

>>134408784
A little less in /b/

>>134408100
He said he'd delete /pol/ so people attacked him and he bailed

Fuck off kike
Hiroshim00t isn't selling 4chan

>>134408784
Enjoy your ban

>>134408600
kys, moot stuck through thick and think for this site.

>>134407537
I thought Hiro followed the way of the samurai...

>>134408124
Nah, it's upwards of 20 mil(more if you're a politician and aren't a complete retard)
Luggage lad sold us for about $8mil I recon

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>>134407962
He toyed with the idea the last time 4chan was up for sale, but ultimately decided against it because he decided he wouldn't be able to stop himself from fucking 4chan up. Really, what would you expect to happen if a Swede was in charge of /pol/?

Shkreli said he wanted to buy us at one point.

I would rather have Shkreli own us than some fucking Jew corporation.

>>134408940
moot is a fag and deserved to be stuck here forever.

>>134408776
>roma
go live under a cow or something

give me a quick run down whos this kike

>>134408297
That's American currency, not Australian emubux. I just did a conversion and that comes out to 5 billion AUD.

In a slightly related matter:
WHAT THE FUCK IS HITTING THE SPAM FILTER!? I'VE MORE OR LESS REPLACED THIS WHOLE GOD DAMN JOKE OF A POST ALREADY! WHAT FUCKING WORD IS MAKING YOU THINK I'M SOME GOD DAMN BOT OR SOMETHING HIROSHIMOOT!?

>>134407537
This website is worth hundreds of thousands, 83k is an insult.

>>134407537
Fake link
Bait

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Lads

Why hasnt Soros offered nip moot 10 million and just shut us down

Is it because the elites refuse to acknowledge the fact that their evil world domination plans keep getting stopped by a mongolian poststamp image board?

>>134409006

>trusting an Albanian

They're more Jewy than actual Jews

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>$83,000

lel, somebody give me Hiro's number, I'll up the bid myself.

>>134408751
Y'know,

Given all the porn that gets posted here anyway, and given the google search API being pretty decent, it wouldn't be a terrible idea if posted porn images would be automatically searched, and if possible, be connected to a source gallery/video on a major porn site.

then, in the post, you could then have an option above the image to connect to the source gallery/video directly, instead of through image search.

The porn site where the pic was hosted could then pay marginal click-through rate for everyone looking for sauce on a porn image, as opposed to going through jewgle as a middle man.

This could be coupled with promotional sign-up rates for the click-thrus for the idiots actually stupid enough to buy porn.

I mean, it's not like porn sites would mind advertising here on most of the NSFW boards, and it would decrease the number of saucefags in threads.

just thinking.

>>134409140
Soros is a final boss, why would he care about virgin neets

>>134409104
Oh, formatting numbers in a currency format up into the millions and billions. With the commas and whatnot. Guess to avoid a silk road sort of scenario? In any case, it's fucking bullshit.

Sage for replying to myself.

>>134409140
>pay 10 million to shut it down
>Suddenly hundreds of thousands of nazi autists with unlimited time and resources start flooding every other website

Think it through

>>134409277
Because his greatest enemy, Bannon, believes in us.

Fuck, I just got here too.

>>134408940
Moot openly censored us in the gamergate scandal.

Redchannit coming to fruition just as law and order predicted

>>134407962
He wanted to censor "racism", that's why it didn't work, that was the whole problem with all of the people who wanted to "help", they all wanted to censor it

>>134408310
>>134408509
shekeli would fuck us up for the laughs and the rights to gloat about how it took him to beat those nasty alt-righters. Terrible idea.

>>134409140
the moment this place gets shut down is the moment the places owned by soros such as the msn and kikebook get flooded by us seeking a new place to stay.
Soros would rather control the majority of the populous than lose everything in an attempt at taking down what he probably sees as a containment site for people who don't buy into his narrative.

>>134409308
They'd just get banned

>>134407904
This site isn't even worth 10% of that.

good then we can keep /ptg/ spammers away

>>134409460
that company is owned by jews, you do realize this right

>>134409269
This is actually a fantastic idea. More than 50% of all posts in /gif/ are "SAUCE" - posts, so therefore the demand is apparently huge. +1 to this business idea, you should get yourself the 83'001$ and get filthy rich with 4chan.

>>134409443
And then they make another account
Or send a bunch of DDS attack

Wow really makes you think

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i'd pay like, at least 100k for 4chan, just to force my own maymays

If 4 chan does something new will take its place , we can make a new one

>>134409531
this, already controlled by the people you hate most and you're continuing to line their pockets with cash, kind of ironic and hilarious

>>134409558
I wish I could bro, don't have 83K on hand at the moment. might have some soon.

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>>134407537
>spend 90% of your life browsing Mongolian eagle training forum
>majority of your life is worth less than 0.003 yen

>>134408100
PewDiePie should buy 4chan because he gets all his content from here anyway. Dude would be out of a job without the unfiltered dank that 4chan creates.

You would have to think
this would become empty
real estate if sold.

>>134409269
google API can be fooled with meta data and people could post gore/CP/whatever and get it pushed through to the porn sites paying for this.

It's a nice idea but it would be exploited by trolls

BLACKED.com should buy it.

>>134407537
Just leave 4chan for a month. It's price will go down and nobody will want to buy it.

>>134409852
i would break my hand with a hammer if that ever happens, and i hardly doubt it ever will.

>>134409852
Our greatest ally

>>134407537
>our info is sold to advertisers!
Hiroshimoot is famous for doing this on his previous nip boards, it wouldn't make much of a difference. Well, at least he barely interferes in anything. Someone call Shkreli, he toyed with the idea before.

Never know, some rich fuck
might buy and know it will
die just so they could say
they killed 4chan. SJW infamy
forever.

83k wtf

>>134407962
We already tried that months ago and he talked about censored evil nazi hate speech so everyone shat on him and he dipped out.

>>134409291
1,000,000

Implying "we" are 4chimp


Final Exodus, soon

>>134409782

> dat symbol

Hmmm. Really got my brain bugs banging.

What is moot up to these days?

>>134410238
he works at google now

>>134407537
>Someone bids on something
>IT'S ALL OVER, GOYS!
Fucking retard lol

>>134410238
Being a generic cuck faggot who works for google.

>>134407537
Noooooo

>>134407537
Hiroshima! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
In the worst case scenario we'll meet on infinity /pol/, guys?

>>134407537
Where is that faggot who got molested by his uncle and received 6 gorrilion dollars in his Will when you need him?

>>134410282
>jews bid on something
>dont get what they want
you dont know jews do you

>tfw you know /pol/ can't be killed
>tfw there are several horcruxes
>tfw (((They))) know they can't kill it
yea, soros could just buy it but that would mean a few things
>failure of his goals because this is but one arm of /pol/
>hiromoot would have to agree to it
>containment would be broken
>every single /pol/lack would immediately go after soros and he knows that would be bad even for him. he'd be dead in hours and there'd be nowhere in the world he could go to get away.

FUCKING NIGGER ASS CANCER CAPTCHA

I would pay 250k€ for this site.

>>134407962
Please tweet it at him. 4chan probably isn't too lucrative, but I'm sure it yields more than 0$

>>134408155
Pewdiepie could buy it as a trust to protect his own assets.
Moot probally could buy it back.

>>134408297
Do a go fundme

>>134408533
Contact hiro

When this happens, I'm bailing.

Maybe I'll actually get to see the sunlight.

>>134407537
>No one checks the link

It's fake you faggots. Fuck me I can't believe we're wasting oxygen on you.

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hmm

fake news

>>134407537
Guess you better buy a 4chan pass

If it's that little we could crowdfund it, easily, some anons could even afford that outright easily enough, still leaves the problem of who runs it though.

Unless we can form a system that locks the current format in place and votes are held for changes?

But with 4chan culture it's naturally risky to depend on votes.

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>>134410232
thanks to /pol/ i learned all the flags, maps, and pedo symbols
THANKS /pol/
that shit is going on the ol resume

>>134407537
>raplced
>kikebook link

nice try

>>134407970
Fuck off. 4chan's worth is not measured in fucking money, you filthy capitalist pigs. I HOPE YOU SEE YOUR FAVORITE PLACE GO DOWN IN FLAMES DUE TO THE CANCEROUS IDEOLOGY YOU SUPPORT. That'd be some poetic fucking justice.

Fuck.
mook should remove the ban on furries so normalfags will be less comfortable with visiting this place

Welp, not anymore since my ID is mocking me.

(((You))) could have just let it be.

But now I'm going to wreck it worse than ever thought possible.

Remember who owns ICANN and domain registration monopolies.

I'll be an orphan I guess.
I haven't been around long
enough to know all the ins
and outs. I'll have to go back
to independent militant autism

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>>134410626
i know a good chunk of you faggots are on fchan, i see the same posting style while looking at post vore scat

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>>134410238
You could say that it's a moot point by now.

>>134410658
In time you'll learn of the next step.

>>134410644
you know that reminds me
has anything been done about the noncitizen president handing over icann illegally yet?

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Can we meme this guy into making a counter-offer?

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Good, because you are reddit. You are the cucked cancer that killed gg and other reasonable threads.
And 8 you know is voat and is even banned b (((google))) witch is even sweeter. Go the the hot weels or just fork his software / make own chan and get uncucked. We can' have single or two point of failure/cuckoldry.

>>134410801
No. Obongo sure does love his family though.

>>134410866
>endless rolling generals are "good, reasonable threads"
fuck you up the ass with a cactus my man

>>134410238
gloryhole department at google. he helps service the employees during their break.

>>134407962
Notch would be a worthy successor. Taking on 4chan is like taking up the holy cross. It's a glorious burden.

>>134408670
>Russians hacking your Tibetan image exchange bazaar

More likely than I thought

>>134410597
This place is already shit with these capchas. I miss the old days.

I'm seriously not a invader though.
I found my way to 4chan when I
deleted all my other faggot social
networking profies. I got temp banned more times than I can
remember for the dumbest shit.
I heard about 4chan and thought
It sounded like a place my retarded
ass would fit in.

>>134407537
REDDIT'D

topkek

>>134410866
I went on crippled chan for the first time in months yesterday and was banned within 30 minutes because I made fun of GI for their cucky anti-racism Faceberg post.

I literally have 2 million in cash sitting next to me right now. Where the fuck can I contact hiroshimoot so I can save this place?

>>134411052
its almost like allowing faggots to set up their own boards & rule them terribly is a terrible idea
hmmmm

>>134411024
there was a time when there were no Google captchas , no post cool down times, op could bump their own thread without having to wait, etc. I still remember when moot said it would be temporary. He jewed us all.

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>>134410838
/mlp/ here, how the fuck did ghost become a thing again? I thought he stopped years ago.

Ignoring for a moment the troll OP and focusing on the discussion happening here, the reason 4chan never gets shutdown or bought out by an obvious party like the fucking CIA is because it already gives them what they want right now, they way it is.

Why would they interrupt their happy status quo? We get to organize and attempt to MAGA and oust corruption, they get to datamine and play their end of the game.

If 4chan were sold or sufficiently changed to no longer be what it is to us, the hydra grows a new head, people eventually shift to the next nexus of communication, and the cycle continues.

We're all here forever, and so are (((they))).

>>134411212
if you like ANY e-celeb, you're a piece of mindless garbage

>>134411031
I tried to find the source of those revelations and it seems the whole thing is a troll

>>134408949
why, have there ever been any jewish samurais?

>>134411260
I don't like /him/. I liked to see people fucking with him.

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>4chan costs the same amount as a decent BMW

JUST

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Do you miss him?

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>>134407602

>>134411315
if you touch shit youll get shitty hands

Here's a sneak preview of my power level:
> What are the requirements for registering a .gov domain?

Having a (((country))).

>>134411231
>announcing sage

>>134411133
It's definitely more of a hugbox than 4chan can ever be

>>134411332
>takes 50k a year to run
>produces 27k in pass profits
>less than 5k in ad revenue
yeah i can see why

lol, 83 grand

better start smearing shit on the walls to try to drive buyers away

>>134410238
his brain is forced against his own will(his kink) to googles AI nerve system now his brain goes beep boop fuck white people nuke white countries yay multicult

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>168 replies to an article that doesnt exist
the absolute state of 4reddit

>>134411332
the site itself is cheap
but the experiences are priceless

>>134411438
You can do that, you just can't spam saged. Read the fucking FAQ newfag

>>134410756
Carlos is my favorite beaner

>>134407537
if this site is sold to a kike I'll move to 8ch

>>134411653
cripchan is cancer. The people there are turbo mega autismo

>>134411664
why are you typing like that, its nearly as bad as reddit spacing
stop typing to form a small square of text

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>>134411355
N-not at all, he was a fag

>>134411253
No other place can consolidate and trap in autism like an image message board does. If this place is destroyed someone is going pay for the new concentration camp. Think about that for a second.

>>134411689
fucking this, 8ch, though a noble idea is absolutely terrible and isn't anything like it's father.

>>134411561
>calls other newfags
learn how to read first and kys after

>Entering "sage" (by itself) into the [Options] field while replying will cause the thread not to bump to the top of the page. Contrary to popular belief, a sage is not a downvote, and should not be used as one. "sage-bombing" or announcing that you've saged a thread may result in a ban.

>>134411561
get a load of this newnigger

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>>134411808
>get a load
gayyyyyyyy

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>>134407537
Why would FBI sell 4chan for 83 k when they receive hundreds of millions from the gov to operate as a whole, you never wonder how does a top 200 web traffic runs so smooth despite not making any money at all, hmmm.

>>134411756
>sage-bombing
Meaning spamming it.
,also I've never once since I've been here seen anyone banned for announcing that they've saged a thread once.

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>>134407537
When I type "4chan Condé Nast" on google, I find no credible results but this thread.

>>134408866
fake news

>>134411944
>"sage-bombing" or announcing that you've saged a thread may result in a ban.

>or announcing that you've saged a thread may result in a ban.

you're one dense motherfucker. You were proven wrong now stop making yourself look like an ass and stop replying.

>>134407537
>article does not exist
>1 post by this ID
>leaf

Wew

>>134407904
How much would you buy this unprofitable cess pit for?

>>134411756
Wrong anon, that was meant for this nigger >>134411761

>>134408970
I heard he sold us for less than 50k

>>134412034
>reddit spacing

why


do you
type like

A FUCKING RETARD


YOU DUMB
DUMB
SHIT

>>134412063
m8 you were proven wrong, it's okay to lose arguments.

>>134408970
>Luggage lad sold us for about $8mil I recon
lolno

>>134412034
No fuck off bitch. You've clearly only been here for a short time, if you think announcing a sage once can get you banned.

>>134412161
now you're moving the goalpost

DAILY REMINDER that gookmoot and his lead moderator, swaglord, quite literally datamine your info and sell it to advertisers. swaglord (Jay Irwin) is a manager at Taykey Advertising, who specialize in datamining. Gookmoot was in hundreds of thousands of dollars debt when he bought 4chan so obviously this was all preplanned. I can only assume OP is butthurt hiro or jay

>>134412189
>swaglord (Jay Irwin)
how did you get his name

>>134412110
>Reddit spacing
>is akin to using
>greentext
>on other sites

But nothing is as bad as using hashtags on sites that dont support hashtag. Or worse saying hashtag irl

Honestly, if 88k could buy 4chan I'd scoop it up right now. 88k is a drop in the bucket for the revenue this site generates. No need to worry. This is Fake News.

>>134408047
Thanks for making me aware of that board, I never knew it existed, add that with /e/ and /h/ for fapping material!

>>134407537
Why doesn't Hillary Clinton or some other rich liberal cunt just buy it for 100k and then SHUT IT DOWN?

>>134412247
he openly advertises himself as a 4chan moderator on twitter. its a subtle way to let people know they can buy 4chan posters metadata

>>134412284
shutup no its not, they just think it makes their post more readable
as if anyone cares what they have to say

>>134412187
I didn't move shit on you dumbass. The only way you get banned for announcing a sage once, is if you're just going from thread to thread announcing it. Mods do have discretion in such things. Otherwise half the people here would be banned.

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>>134411028
I got my facebook suspended for just having a laugh trying to assblast leftist shits in my college then get them jumping at me the second day in classes,(I made a cult out of it in school because people saw potential in establishing anti-leftist arguments just for the sake of restoring sanity and many just wanted conservative gf's.) for a while I missed the shitposting and creating edgy material when they took my account then I realized 4chan is a thing and I didn't have to go outside to be with brilliant likeminded fellas.

>>134407537
Thats like 40 bitcoins. Less than my car.

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>>134411730
Someone would do it. Hell, give me two to three years and I'll take over the damn site if I have to, just can't realistically afford such an endeavor until then.

There is a unique culture to 4chan at large since the creation of the site, and it would be impossible to start from point A again. But nobody wants that anyway, it's why we have 'Best Of /*/' and YLYL threads; celebration of the good parts while letting the cringe slip off page 10.

What WOULD sustain a new imageboard site in the vacuum created by 4chan going away would be:
1. An owner with zero censorship beyond the original ruleset, and a strong focus in favor of free speech/expression in moderation team.

2. Enough people relocating there to gather enough oldfags to keep the 'continuity' going. This is inevitable in a sudden vacuum.

Those of us who were around a decade ago or longer are the 'tribal elders' of this big pile of autism; it is a large part of how we keep our culture intact. That and harsh application of ostracizing, which is another reason censorship is largely counter productive; we self-police just fine.

Would still have to put up with the usual issues of actively working with LEO when faggots post CP, and knowing it is a moneysink in and of itself. There is more to the money angle though, people are not thinking nearly dynamically enough.

There are a million and one ways to utilize a site like this to make a ton of money without resorting to USING the userbase or doing anything illegal.

>>134412385
>>134412385
>You can do that, you just can't spam saged. Read the fucking FAQ newfag

>Entering "sage" (by itself) into the [Options] field while replying will cause the thread not to bump to the top of the page. Contrary to popular belief, a sage is not a downvote, and should not be used as one. "sage-bombing" or announcing that you've saged a thread may result in a ban.

>or announcing that you've saged a thread may result in a ban.

>>134411756
8pol is somehow more autistic than stormfront. Not a shred of humour or irony there, it's horrible.

>>134412521
I'm just going to assume you're bait-posting now. No one is this stupid.

>>134412521
,also
MAY result in a ban. Fucking newfag

>>134412585
>or announcing that you've saged a thread may result in a ban.

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>>134407962

We all know who will end up buying it.

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>>134412636
>>134412643
now now you two, kiss & shut the fuck up for awhile

>>134410232
oh shidd

>>134412350
Have you ever browsed a YouTube comment section to see
>autist green texting
>just like this
>telling some autist story
Cos I fucking have and its stupid.
Reddit spacing is still better than green text. The only place > is ok to use is here on this site. And desu I dont even know what exactly Reddit spacing looks like. I've never visited Reddit. So if it isn't obvious to a 4chan user how its any different it can't be that fucking bad.
Also finding any excuse other than the content of the post to debunk what is actually said is literally nigger tier, this includes ignoring arguments based on flags, spacing etc.

this seems like an troll

STOP REPLYING TO THIS OBVIOUS BAIT THREAD. THE ARTICLE DO NOT EXIST

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>>134407537
>83 grand

whats his nuts offered 1.2 and got fired down

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We need to set up an anonymous fund raiser, like a patreon, so rich guys like Notch can put in cash, but the owner should ultimately be pic related.

And you all fucking know it.

>>134412787

reddit spacing is literally a meme - the whole point being that reddit doesn't space like that, 4chan does.

I know because I started the stupid fucking meme not long after the Hardy AMA.

i am so glad to see this place finally die
ive been wanting to leave for over half a decade

Who cares, literally every person on 4chan is just waiting for an excuse to leave and go be a happy human being.

>>134412900
You're here forever, faggot.

>>134412902
kek

>>134407537
I bid $4.83 CAD

It would be cool if there was a fall back spot. If 4chan was taken over with the intention of killing it, it would be a mass cluster fuck trying to figure out what's next.

>>134409389
Shkreli is oldfag. You dont know wtf youre even talking about do you dipshit?

>>134412898
Huh, there you go, no such thing as Reddit spacing.

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>>134410756

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>>134411411
>4chan.gov

>>134412898
It's a big meme

>>134412970
no he's not and the guy barely knew how the site operated when he was interested in purchasing it. I know because i watched the livestreams he did.

They said /mlpol/ would never happen and it happened.

Redditchan SOON.

Thing is most of us will just fuck off somewhere else as soon as that happens.

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>>134412970

What about, and don't dismiss this outright, Kimmo?

>>134407537
>raplced
>link doesn't exist
>DUMB FUCKING NIGGERS still don't realise this is fake news
FUCK OFF AND DIE

>>134409331
Get the fuck out, newfriend

>>134412966

In the old days we had 7/711/420, owing to the fact that 4 was always down.

Now there is really only 8, since all the other Chans basically fell into really specific niches or JB.

If you didn't have to pay it would be amusing to swamp SA.

I guess most would go to 8 or plebbit.

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>>134407537
of course a (((berg))) would be behind it
http://archive.is/GePnM

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kek, I've been saying this for years.

memed into reality

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>>134407537
>83000 bid
can we crowdfund buy this South Ossetian sardine trading post? There must b a couple of early bitcoin adopters who lucked their way int osome disposable cash back when it was 3 bucks

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Website for sale!

>>134413336
who knows what surprises, the maymay ball may hide
yummy nestle chocolate
or candy cocks inside
OH I WONDER WONDER WONDER

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>>134411561
fuckin moron http://www.4chan.org/rules

>>134413351
>my bitcoins
BUT I NEED THAT MONEY FOR MY HAPPY PILLS

>>134411761
>>134413779
sage
:^)

Someone contact Infowars and have them buy it lmao.

>a middle class yearly income is all we are worth

I know that everyone hates us but still given our significance to the media, internet etc throughout the years I thought we would be worth a bit more

>>134413779
>may

>>134414045
where does it say may in that post? Announcing sage in a thread and using it like a literal fucking reddit downvote is not allowed unlike what that retard that i replied to implied.

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>>134414152
>you right now

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>>134407962
Love it when notch tells sjws to fuck themselves but something is off with him. Think it's depression or somehow childhood related. I'm afraid the burden if 4chan would destroy him.

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>>134407537
considering Shrekli offered millions and got turned down, a mere 83000 isn't gonna do shit

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>>134414625
Also that time Notch offered

>>134407962
Notch made minecraft, which turned out one of the most autistic fanbases
So yeah, I'd say he kind of does understand the people on this site and how we work, kek

>broken link
>actual fake news
>250+ replies and counting
Classic /pol/

>>134414707
WE ARE TRYING TO DISCUSS POLITIC MISTER REDDITOR

>>134407537
Well, at least nobody selling you to Uzbek oligarch. Btw you may ask this guy, maybe he'll help, lol.

>>134407537
>$83,000
top fucking kek Hiroshimoot even declined Pharmabro's 1 million dollar offer. Do you think Hiroshimoot would just throw away his data mining milking cow?

>>134409140
Well, a new 4chan alternative would be created that is almost identical to this one.

>>134408126
Dont worry, nobody is ever going to buy eightchan. So there's that

>>134414152
>Submitting false or misclassified reports, or otherwise abusing the reporting system may result in a ban
>HURR DURR WHERE DOES IT SAY MAY IN THAT POST???!!?!


are you fucking retarded

>>134407537
>83k$
lmao
that is laughable

>>134412898
Can't help but notice your reddit spacing.

>>134412900
You talking about 4chan or Germany?

>>134412966
>>134412510
8ch sounds like what you're talking about, but it's much slower than here. I'm better off browsing 4ch right now

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Don't sell 4flan I need it

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>>134407537
83k is a mockery
The favored playground of an ANCIENT FUCKING GOD and source of alphabet agency messages in bottles is beyond price

>>134407537
Hirohito either gets a few million or those fucks can shit off

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>>134414649
>assuming I don't have to do any actual work myself

>>134407962
This. Notch is redpilled as fuck.

>>134408297

Go halves? I could drop 84k to buy 4chins, but methinks the price is low because it haemorrhages money - I'd like a partner to share the burden.

>>134408047
remove the mlp rule too
i want to post nazi ponies

>>134408309

No one ever said it was profitable. 83k is the price to start owning the losses.

>>134408140

We just need an aggressive enough sales pitch. Companies need to be told that whether they like it or not, their buyers are not going to all be morally virtuous and politically correct, and if they aren't trying to market to our crowd, someone else is.

>>134415082
Reread the posts. This is talking about the event of no longer having 4chan as we know it. In the vacuum that would cause, an alternative would arise.

That said, OP is a fag and 4chan is here to stay, as are you.

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>>134407537
THE TIME IS NIGH WHITE BOYS!

The rampart racism and bigotry over here has gone far enough!!!

All the lies about young educated men coming in to Germany and Sweden from the most exotic part's of the world to study, develop and integrate, the false rape statistics and crime reports you sent out trough the internet it ALL ends now!!

Time to meet the real globalized world where no longer will the White skin be you're privilege!

>>134415444
well its no less then what Hiro is doing atm

>>134407537
$83,000 is that all?

I have that kind of cash in the bank. I could buy 4chan. Fuck me.

>>134407537
hiros whole thing is selling people's data. If you didn't think this was already happening, you're a moron.

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reminder that shifty hiro was never meant to be the admin to replace moot as was the result of miscommunication

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>>134415713
but then what would you use to attract females?

>>134410866
>masonchan
enjoy getting datamined to the moon and back. atleast hiro trys to hide it

>>134415794
So Hiroshima likes to troll. Big deal
Let people do whatever they want
also pls delete that image or else

>>134409140
Because nip moot is their bitchboy selling your information.

>>134415818
Roofies.

>>134415713
>I have that kind of cash in the bank
you must be aps.

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>>134409140
>>134415905

SHKRELLI.

Arise from your grave!

>>134415794
>"this guy is an asshole, he wants to ruin our sewer by shitting in it!"

>>134410756
fuck off carlos

>>134409104
You seriously thought the AUD was 600~x weaker than the USD? Jesus Christ.

>>134412843
Nobody on /pol/ even knows who w.t is anymore

>>134416794
60000, I mean. Fucking 0 key is stuck.

>>134408140
You would think smaller and edgier companies would advertise here very cost effectively. I get the impression that corporate shaming is a factor.

>You advertise on 4chan? The nazi pornography site? We arnt doing business with you!

>>134414707
welcome to /nu-pol/

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>>134407537

Bait so low quality you didn't bother typing it correctly.

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>>134407537
>>134407602

>>134407962
Depends on where he lives. If he lives in cuck EU he might be liable for all the hate speech on "his" website.

>>134407537
we'll just pack up and go somewhere else the moment this happens

>>134407537
Welp gentlemen it's been a honor shitposting with you but it looks like our time here is almost up. Always wanted to shitpost in real life.

>>134411253
This, sort of, except it's mostly FBI.

We all know moot made a deal with the feds back in 2007/2008, when /b/ was overflowing with CP, and moot didn't have the resources to abide by 20 subpoenas a day.

So the choices he had was to either give them direct mod access to delete CP and record IP and browser data, or face shutdown and possibly jail for failing to abide by a ton of subpoenas in regards to CP.

Which is again why we all know that you, especially americans, never admit to crimes or planning crimes here; because you will get v&