Punished McCain

GOIN OFF TO THE SPIRIT IN THE SKY

>>134385803

What if I told you McCain was secretly a Rusian operative, the real McCain died in a prison camp the Soviet Union had a man get facial reconstructive sugary, learn English and assume McCain's life so that he could aid in the destruction of America.

Well he /does/ have better healthcare than most of America so ....

>>134386015

After the downfall of the soviet union, he swore to make sure AMerica would fall too.

>>134385803
What if I told you that John McCain has had contact with the russians

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>>134385803

>>134387702
kek

>>134387702
still laughed as hard the second time

>>134385803
Nah, he's dead in a year. The Republican party will be the worse for it.

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>>134385803
You don't necessarily need your balls to live but you do need your brain.

The Vietnamese knew McCain was the son of an American Admiral and gave him Kidd glove treatment. He wasn't tortured. It's an urban legend.

He will surrender to the cancer just like he surrendered his will to his Vietnamese captors.

>>134385803

depends on how bad the tumor is.

If it's already big, it'll burst and he'll die instantly without pain.

Chemo, radiation, and surgery will fuck him up. No one gets out of a bad brain tumor unscathed. And he's not a young man.

He might resign.

>>134385803
i can't believe OJ Simpson is only 10 years younger than this dude

>>134387702
TOP!

>>134385803
Honorable Prophet here, he's got less than a month to live.

>>134393403
He wasn't tortured because he agreed to preform propaganda broadcasts for the Vietnamese almost immediately.

The Vietnamese were going to use one of the other American prisoners in the camp for a television broadcast, so the prisoner disfigured his face with broken glass while McCain was busy capitulating.

>>134385803
GO MCCAIN

>>134393555
Being an old man actually helps with cancer. Cancers are stronger in younger people, better cells and all that.
I know a boy who escaped a cancer in his head without sequels, right at the back of the head, judging by his scar. I don't know if we overestimate brain tumors or if a miracle saved him.

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>>134393555
Tumor was removed already, and he's about to undergo chemotherapy to prevent further growth. At his age, chances of surviving chemo is slim. Especially with winter being 6 months away. He'll be in the heart of his treatment during the peak of flu season.

Niggas straight up dead.

>>134385803
He ain't going to make it to 2018. Hopefully the old fuck kicks the bucket before summer ends. Congress could use less antiquated warmongers running around voting to send America's youth to die in sandy places for kikes.

>>134385803
>Hanoi Hilton
>balls kicked
lol more like he spent years fucking Vietnamese hookers, because the VCs foundout who his daddy was, until the war ended.

>>134385803
I think he's already fucking dead but the media blew their load on "YEAH HES FINE HES IN GREAT SPIRITS AND JUST GETTING HIS STRENGTH UP" meme

Look lads, 4chan made the news again:

well, yahoo news...

https://www.yahoo.com/news/john-mccain-cancer-godly-justice-183429279.html

>>134394606

Not to mention when you give over USA Intel they probably treat you well

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>>134385803
They probably put mind control implants in his noggin. He's getting the Stephen Hawking treatment from here on out.

((( >>134394747 )))
https://archive.fo/cL0OZ

>>134395400
honestly didn't know how the archive thing worked, but thanks for doing that.

>>134385803
>>This motherfucker got his balls kicked hundreds of times in a Vietnam POW camp.
No he didn't. They treated him well because daddy was an Admiral and they knew they could make a good trade for him unharmed, plus he squealed right away so they had no need to torture him.

STANDING

>>134385803
Arizona better get ready for a new senate race.

>>134395006
these macaco/delicia memes are out of control

>>134387702
Nasty!

>>134395680
So he gets the 5 star treatment from the gooks, and still to this day he acts like he survived hell.

>>134395891
Yep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzRAXuokzUc

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>>134395786
I know now why you cry...
...but it is something I can never do.

THE MAVERICK

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>>134397118

weird how left only started to give a shit about McCain after trump insulted him

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>>134396449
Jesus this makes my blood boil.

>>134385803
>You really think cancer can beat McCain?
>This motherfucker got his balls kicked hundreds of times in a Vietnam POW camp.
>He ain't going anywhere.

Cancer has already wrecked his cognitive functions. They aren't coming back ever.

>>134399351
Because the left turned into a bunch of warmongering neocons and the neocons turned into a bunch of warmingering leftists. Everyone save cruz, Rand, and Trump want war with <insert Russia + all of the middle east>

>>134402515
>neocons """"""""""turned into"""""""" a bunch of warmingering leftists
Look up how many early neocon thinkers were ex-Trotskyists sometime

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>>134399351
Actually I liked McCain back when told a woman during the 2008 campaign that Obama wasn't a muslim.

Oh John. Your party had brain cancer long before you. Unfortunately, it appears to be viral.

Captcha: Copolo Clinton

Conspiracy confirmed.

>>134402671
Sorry when I say turned into, I mean revealed themselves as

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>>134385803

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>>134386015

>>134385803
He is going to hell soon.