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Need a movie to redpill 11 year olds

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So I'm going to be in charge of a group of 11 year olds (daycare situation) and we're going to watch a movie this weekend. I'd like to redpill them, but I'm not sure what movie I can show them that's appropriate (has to be no worse than PG rated)

any ideas?
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>>134378945
The Greatest Story Never Told
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>>134378945
angry birds?
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>>134378945
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RB9vn1-58zw
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>>134378997

remember they are 11 year olds, they're not going to sit through a documentary.

>>134379025

the meme is a bit stale to keep their interest, but I'll think about it.

Any other ideas?
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>>134378945
What kind of redpill?
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>>134379157
> A fucking leaf
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>>134379285
Nevermind. Go with "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" It'll do the rest.
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>>134379317
>SHART

>>134379359
ID IS KKK
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>>134379433
Thanks, leaf. Funny you should mention that. My next suggestion was "Home Alone"
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>>134379285

I can't be picky with my redpills since the 'pg' rating doesn't allow much, and the situation I'm in can cost me my job if it's too 'on the nose'. Race reality would be nice, something completely anti-degenerate and pro Traditional would be nice too, but I can't show 'religious' videos (aka christian movies that are obviously christian aka 'god's not dead') because the parents would shit themselves.
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>>134379359

Who framed roger rabbit might be too sexual... plus it might turn them into furries, and fuck that degenerate noise.
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>>134378945
Put on Alex Jones
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>>134378945
The Animal Farm cartoon.
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>>134378945
Dirty Harry
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>>134379749

I would love to, especially the WSG edits, but I'd be fired the next day lol.

>>134379782
which one, like what year?
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>>134379725
>>134379629
K. Home Alone it is then.
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>>134379782
Actually that's a very sensible suggestion...
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>>134379867

Please explain the redpills of home alone, especially when the robbers are both white?
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>>134378945
angry birds, it literally says immigrants will ruin your country
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>>134379853
The original cartoon. Then explain the things they dont understand
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>>134379243
Give them traditional Disney films.

Something with knights and princesses.

Think traditional gender roles.

Disney Hercules is a good one.
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>>134379965
>robbers
>white

lol It's like it's your first day here or something.
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>>134378945
Eyes Wide Shut
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>>134379961
I know, I'm surprised there are still bongs looking to redpill the next gen. Kudos.

>>134380029
this is a good idea too... hmm maybe the sword in the stone?

>>134380147
I might be a little slow, please explain it to me.
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Show them some world masterpiece theater.
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>indoctrinating kids is cool as long as its the opinions I want them to have
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>>134378945
>>134378945
Eyes Wide Shut
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>>134380266
Just make sure it's not boring!
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>>134380412

sure is faggot

> muh horseshoe theory
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this is the best choice
>>134380279
alternatively this
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>>134380266
Okay, so let's start at the beginning. It's a movie about a blonde hair, blue eyed child of like 3 who lives in a big house with both his white mom and white dad while his huge white family is in town planning a trip to go to who cares. Think about that.

White mom, white dad, big house, lots of kids, able to afford 10 boxes of pizza and trip to out of state.
Yada yada yada, drama, gets left alone. NOW, we come to the great part. These two wet bandits, named Harry Lime and Marv MERCHANTS, are two big hooked nose nasty people who try and fail to trick a young child. Not only that, he actually is able to fend for himself with his ingenuity, learns to trust a person, same color, who is down on his luck and in turn is rewarded.

So let's review. Two same race parent household, lots of cash, good house, big family, trips out of state, outsmarting (((them))), and all while being portrayed by a young blond hair, blue eyed white male.
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you're no better than a marxist.
let the kids form their own opinion.
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>>134378945
Poltergeist.

It was rated PG on appeal. Originally, the film was supposed to be rated R because it contained violence and gore, not to mention it was quite scary at times. But, Spielberg and his crew appealed the rating and the MPAA agreed to lower the rating from R to PG. PG-13 did not yet exist when Poltergeist was made.
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>>134380266
zootopia
its redpilled and a cartoon made recently
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Come on guys it's obvious ANIMAL FARM 100%
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>>134380711
What makes it even funnier is that the two actors as the bad guys are in fact jewish. Go figure. John Hughes was a very smart man.
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>>134380712
The second one also has Donald trump in it!
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>>134379853
1954
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0047834/

It's an outstanding cartoon, pure kino. Kids will love it as well, the visuals alone will keep them gripped. And it will give them the feels too.
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>>134378945
Brave little toaster that shit is based as fuck
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>>134378945
The Dark Crystal
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>>134380712
>>134380846
And goes to church to learn that he can trust that man! COME ON!
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>>134380855
Speaking of which: Little Rascals is a great movie with 50s style culture.

It also has Trump as a cameo for the bad kid's dad.

Great watch, I'm sure everyone would get a kick out of it.
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>>134378945
Go with A Serbian Film
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>>134378945
Redpill them on the dangers of drugs: Requiem for a Dream
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Commando
First Blood
Predator
Etc.

Kids nowadays need a real action hero. A macho leader to follow and imitate.
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>>134378945
Angry Birds!!! and keep replaying it.
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>>134378945
Full Metal jacket
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>>134378945
Patton (1970) is the best I can do for PG
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>>134378945

Listen nigger Angry Birds is unironically the most red pilled movie to come out this decade, it's fins hating on sand nigger invaders with birds and pigs thinly layered over it.
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>>134381338
And there's no way anyone can put your nuts in a vice over it
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Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978). The Day After (1986).
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>>134378945
All quiet on the Western Front
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>>134380923
This for sure. Also secret of nimh
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>>134378945
Fucking show them Zootopia. And point out how happy all the different animals are when they're segregated.
>Oh look how happy the snow animals are in their snow area, around all snow animals!
>Look how happy the Jungle animals are, living with all the same type of jungle animals!
>Look how happy all the little animals are, living with the same type of little animals!
Some (most) people on /pol/ do not agree with my assessment of that movie, but that's what I got from it. Or fuck it all, and show them Sleeping Beauty.
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>>134378945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvceKeHl0Sg

Watch it yourself first, it's pretty awesome. Not much of a red pill but it does go into some good stuff and it's a cartoon.
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>>134381238
>Hero-Villain
>Villain

Fucking kikes
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>>134378945
The Passion of the Christ. Start them on the small tolerable stuff.
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American History X
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>>134378945
End of Evangelion

idk maybe Brazil or the Angry birds film, but who the fuck sends their 11 year old child to daycare?
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>>134381461
> the day after
Saw this shit when it was new. In the midst of the cold war so it felt super real. So did red dawn when it came out. I was only a kid but holy shit it was intense.
Also show them red dawn. The first pg-13 movie ever, btw.
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>>134379359
KKK
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The flag of Austria hungary for 1 hour
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>>134378945
As >>134380029
said, traditional gender roles, white people, european history like knights and princesses, whatever would be best.

Don't sperg out and go put up obvious 1488 propaganda or anything not suited for children or you'll REALLY pay.
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>>134378945
The fellowship of the ring
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>>134378945
>>134379243
>>134379317
>>134379629
>>134379725
read them the fable of ducks and hens by George Lincoln Rockwell
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>>134381625
Ha, I haven't seen this since I was a kid. I'm going to watch it right now! This is one of those things I watched over and over, and totally forgot about.
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>>134380750
See thats a very good way to think. If there wasn't constant jewish influence to subvert them also.
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>>134378945

Birth of a nation
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>>134378945
Pinocchio
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>>134380266
Watch Jordan Peterson lectures on "Marionettes and Individuals" then show them Pinocchio.
Or just show them Old Yeller
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>>134378945

Angry Birds.

It encourages masculinity and teaches children that immigration can be deadly.
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Just leaving this here
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>>134380711
Ooh, yeah. Sword in the Stone or this are great choices.
t. animation student
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>>134380750
How can they form opinions when only exposed to one side? They get plenty of blue pills every day. Let them have a red pill once in a while if you want them to have an informed opinion. OP didn't ask how to ban blue pills, he just wants them to get a red pill now and then.
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The Princess Bride
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>>134380750
There is nothing wrong with trying to combat and counter the constant marxist/jew brainwashing that kids are inundated with 24/7 on television and in the school system.
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Old Looney Tunes will teach you everything you need to know about ((them)).
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>>134381625
Seriously man, thank you for this. It's been decades. All these memories are flooding back to me as I watch this. I'm feeling comfy as fuck right now.
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Just a suggestion:
Show them something with a 60s theme to show how much better a white society was. The Founder.
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>>134380750
Good idea Brazil. OP should just turn on YouTube and let them decide what to make of Elsa and Spider-Man videos.
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>>134378945
Point out that the sheep in this movie is jewish.
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>>134380711
Please note OP's note here >>134379629
>No 'religious' videos, because parents would shit themselves
I would totally back it if it wouldn't get OP in trouble tho, because it has best movie soundtrack for a musical that I've heard. Favorite movie of all time desu
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Show them LOTR and for a subliminal message get a ringtone of the Muslim call to prayer and play it every time you see an orc.
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>>134378945
Zootopia
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>>134381832
At least with Red Dawn you're left feeling hopeful. The Day After was just weapons grade fear mongering. Perhaps justified fear mongering but still had little going for it beyond that. The nuclear attack scene was pretty good but hasn't aged well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VG2aJyIFrA
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How has no one mentioned The Matrix? It's everything an 11-year-old boy loves, with a valuable lesson inside!
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Definitely angry birds. I know mentioned before, but it is far too good to pass on
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>>134382787
>>134382634
>southerner suggests the same movie as a fag
You make me want to move north.
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>>134378945
>Airplane!
rated PG
trust an oldfag on this one
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>>134378945
dumbo
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>>134382939
Red Dawn is good.
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>>134378945
The animal farm animated movie.
Excellent art that will hold their attention.
Plus this
https://youtu.be/bZou8mgDSs8
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>>134380266
Sword in the Stone would be a little slow for their tastes perhaps. While I agree that's a pretty good choice, perhaps something like Hunchback of Notredame, or Dumbo (if furry shit isn't entirely off the table). Perhaps even Pinocchio is a good fit!
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>>134383100
>Animal Farm
>Red Dawn
These are solid.
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>>134382939
>first time I've watched this since the 80s
You're right it's so cheesy now. But it seemed so realistic at the time. I remember looking out the window at school and imagining how things would look if this happened.
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>>134380923
>>134381558
My dudes, I thought the point was to redpill them, not scar them for life.
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>>134382317
This.
Skics = stupid
The wise man and 6 fingers look jewish tell them they are
White woman = femenime need to be rescued.
White male = strong, skilled and smart
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>>134383218
You said they are 11, right?
When I was 11 I was watching Arnold blow shit up and kill aliens. Don't be scared to go above the G rating.
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>>134380787
>>134381604
>>134382634
>>134382787
>>134382980
Fags just b8ing, the movies really a good soft red pill for kids though.
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>>134380923
the princess bride (woman saved by a man) and Angels in the outfield
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>>134378945
Die Nibellungen, the story of Siegfried, known to the Norse as Sigurd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_6ho5ACVjY
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>>134381797
perhaps it's an after school program that runs during the summer. Like send the kids to summer school and them pick them up from after-school care once you're off of work?

Or you don't have the resources to hire a baby sitter during the summer, and since you and your husband is working and can't keep track of the kiddies, you send them to upgraded daycare for kids that are younger than pre-teen.
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Schindler's List
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10 things i hate about you.

Highlight that it is a shakespeare adaptation.
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>>134383370
My buddy said he felt the multicultural them laid pretty thick and he's not he's not all that redpilled. I've never seen it but point is still valid, you suggest the same video as the rainbow flag.
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Conan the Barbarian
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>>134378945
>8 posts by this ID

Wall-e.
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If you have time, show the whole movie.
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http://www.conservapedia.com/Essay:Greatest_Conservative_Movies
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The smurfs
Wall-E
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The lion King.

It's got loads of subliminal messages.

>Ruler of the kingdom is a strong confident leader
>Shows his son his empire and tells him to never go into the hyenas lands (refugees) for they are nothing but wastelands
>He gets tricked by a dark shady figure (jew) who takes over rule for himself and floods the pride lands with the hyenas while casting out the true heirs only son by installing guilt (white guilt)
>They get plunged into fathom
>Son grows up just not giving a shit playing games and not paying attention to life
>He gets an awaken and remembers who he is
>Returns to his home lands to confront his made up past (The fake past they try and make you feel sorry for)
>casts the hyenas out and defeats the dark shady figure
>The pride lands are restored

Nothing more redpilled then that.
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>>134383304
How would dark crystal or secret of nimh scar them? They are literally both children's films.
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>>134378945
Dress up like a mega liberal tranny and talk about leftism all day and swear about drumpf and then rape them at the end
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>>134378945
Demolition man
Niggers = bad
Communist = bad
Freedom + white cop = save the world
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>>134383548
This
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>>134380029
> traditional Disney movies
> Hercules
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>>134383779
oh my god that was my favorite book as a child. wtf
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The Eternal Jew
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>>134383357
However, OP said since it was his job, there are rules in place about what the rating on movies can be. OP DID say PG was included, but nothing above that lest he get fired.

(And that's what I meant by slow. If I remember Sword in the Stone correctly, it has a little bit of a slower start compared to more modern movies. But I could be wrong about that quite easily, since I've only seen it twice.)
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>>134383779
This. Do it.
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>>134383941
That movie is bluepilled as shit. The whole premise is ending a perfect fascist utopia, free of crime and evil, all because of "muh freedums"
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>>134378945
Movie I remember growing up with.
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>>134383941
And Mexicans ruin America by feeding everyone their garbage.
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>>134383935
>secret of nimh
isn't it 'the mice of nimh'? or did some jew change this sometime in the last 30 years?
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>>134378945
Angry Birds
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>>134383640
the plot of the film is a eweish conspiracy to start a racewar so that they can take power from the lion
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>>134379853
You can't even put on his best one? This one:
https://youtu.be/Tveor3jjM7k

Cause this really is his best vid heavily focused on facts etc. Why would you be fired for this? This one mostly spouts facts it isn't even one where alex goes crazy he actually behaves very mature here.
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>>134384164
This book was so sad
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>>134384164
Bro how old are you
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>>134384064
Then Animal Farm.
What about Charlotte's Web? I've only seen it once but I know it definitely had a Jew rat.
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>>134383640 read this: >>134381604
The movie can be a see how you want it to be type, but in all cases it boils down to the sheep using jewish divide and conquer tactics against them. Also the LGTB flag is used here a lot as bait by commies/kikes all day long to cause shit exactly just like this. Also we are talking about kids here not adults, otherwise id say The Greatest Story Never Told.
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>>134384324
The movie is a classic which narrows his age down to not-a-millennial.
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Pinocchio

It's basically hitler youth propaganda that warns against degeneracy. Made in an era before the USA took sides against Germany
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>>134380266
I think the two robbers are kikes
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>>134384324
Early 30's. This movie was played in the lunchroom cafeteria in elementary school for everyone annually where I grew up.
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>>134383909
Scar was really more of a race traitor than a Jew/ You could make the argument that he fills both roles though.
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>>134383935
Perhaps it's just a difference in how different children are raised, but if memory serves; Dark crystal has freaky puppets and literal sucking of souls from bodies to turn family members into slaves right in front of character and audience in gory detail. And in Secret of Nimh, if I recall, several death scenes occur with actual blood drawn on screen. While this probably isn't much, especially to an 11 year old, I was a pretty sheltered kid, and some of these kids might be too. I know those still qualify as (barely) PG, but we don't want to push it in a work setting if we can't help it.
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>>134382939
I watched this as a kid and totally didn't get the message.
It just seemed like a really fucking awesome reenactment of nuclear war.
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>>134384302
I know you're subscribed to 4CC /pol/ and I also know which smashcast channel you're looking for.
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>>134384133
I think it is communist/feminist utopia, everyone is happy and safe because the are all cuck betas. 1 strong alien is enough to end it -> Sweden & rapefugees
Fascist utopia would be patriarchal full of strong males
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>>134384442
There's a good chance my buddy didn't see anything too deep but isn't it about a rabbit that thinks it can be a gorilla? Basic tranny theme? And probably some type of blacked theme too I guess.
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>>134380029
this
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>>134383909
yeah i watched those peterson vids too; pretty informative. no wonder i liked that movie so damn much 20 years ago.
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>>134384193
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Secret_of_NIMH
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>>134384193
The book may have been named that. But the cartoon was called the secret of nimh
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>>134384491
I want to watch it again after seeing those lectures.
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>>134378945
>any ideas?
When The Wind Blows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntI-7vR2zRs
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>>134384707
Cute.
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>>134378945
There is a movie called "Law abiding citizen"
Show them that.
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>>134380712
This came out in fucking 1990, What the hell happened since then? The degeneracy seems much worse now than it was then and 27 years is fucking nothing, especially considering that (((they))) have supposedly been up to their schemes for ages.
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>>134384642
I remember being scared during secrets of nihm but I don't remember a damn thing about the movie.
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>>134384958
No not cute, you're a sloppy poster.
htt
ps://ww
w.smashc
ast.tv/the4c
hancupcomfy/

You're welcome faggot
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>>134384642
These movies teach about good vs evil and right from wrong. Important for curing children from snowflake syndrome and safe space faggotry. Most kids I grew up with some them when they were way younger than 11. Most kids' movies today are mere spectacle and for making shekels
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>>134384523
Oh. Makes sense. I'm in my early 20s & that was long gone by the time I was around. I just remember watching Harry Potter ...
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>>134383909
Oh yes, how did I forget about Lion King. Shame on me. One of the 3 movies/cartoons ever that to this day makes me cry.
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>>134385086
Tracking link right? And port forwarding. That's how. my bad must have gotten sloppy somewhere.
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>>134384193
>>134384845
Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH
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>>134385248
No, you used the same file on two dif threads I happen to browse and commented (I think) on a video I also happened to watch today, small world right?
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Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Toons = Non-whites
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i sure wish the new Wrinkle In Time movie would be a serious redpill like the book was. but well, Disney is making the movie, so it's gonna be shit. Disney always turns everything it touches to shit.
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>>134385300
>Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH
Right. It's probably up for a rewrite, 'Xir Fribaneze and the Differently Abled But Equal Puppies of Berkley'
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I watched this when I was 12.
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>>134385300
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>>134382707
tpbp
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>>134385530
idk, the NIMH book didn't strike me as particularly redpilled. i just wanted to read it because Brisby in the movie was hot.
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>>134385530
Haha true. It's amazing how many movies/cartoons couldn't be made now. And these SJW faggots lose their shit over nazi book burnings...
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>>134380787
>make them furries instead
great idea anon
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>>134379965
My dude, at least one of the wet bandits (Daniel Stern) is a merchant
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>>134385369
Alright well thank you :)
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>>134385630
>early furfaggery?
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>>134378945

Agree - Pinnochio would be a great one.

Young kids don't need conservative propaganda, they just need movies that illustrate positive morals so they can make up their mind in the future and not be totally pozzed with moral relativism.
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>>134378945
Apocalypse Now
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>>134385548

How could I forget that fucking owl?
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>>134378945

The Patriot
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>>134378945

angry birds movie
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>>134379243

Angry birds.

It teaches kids that invaders are often nefarious, and beards are terroristic.

Plus the red bird "artist" is a subtle hitler alegory
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One I haven't seen mentioned is Rikki Tikki Tavi
About a mongoose that mans-up and kills two cobras invading his garden.
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>>134385744
i was 11 fucking years old, just starting my sexual awakening and looking for a brave and courageous mother figure, gimme a break, damn
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mII9NZ8MMVM


try this, i got my high school economics teacher to use it in future lectures.
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>>134386017
This. I watched the shit out of that movie as a kid. And it follows the story almost exactly.
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>>134385763
He was the great mysterium tremendum. Like the image of God in the Old Testament. The source of wisdom but dangerous if one wasn't careful. Something to be feared as well as admired. Aslan from Narnia was a bit like this too, but less so. I guess he relates more to a Christ figure... More approachable
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>>134384791
No what the fucking hell no. I think your buddy might have seen that movie called "sing" or something like that, didnt see it but from what I saw it was a nigger movie. Your buddy might have movies mixed up.
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>>134378945
Never-ending Story. It's comfy as fuck and the nothing is real
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>>134386172
Maybe so.
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>>134386020
Haha it's all good man. Reminds me of this scene where garth talks about bugs bunny when he dresses up like a woman...
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>>134384018
Mommy why are those bunnies bleeding?
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>>134380029
This guy gets it. The pinnochio scene with the bad kids turning into donkeys freaked me the fuck out about being "bad".
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>>134386149
Yeah that movie made me want to whip every 8 year old's ass that fucked with me.
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>>134380029
>Disney
>Single handedly brainwashed the West into a bunch of pussy faggots who believe "love always wins"
Get the fuck off this board
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>>134385697
They're the sticky bandits, lass
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>>134386518
Not old school Disney. You're showing your age.
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>>134378945
Willy Wonka
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>>134386805
>Refuses to use a real example
Go on faggot.
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>>134386518
Disney was perfectly fine until Walt died (who was even accused of anti-semitism) and a few 80s films are still good enough. Stop being so edgy, kid.
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>>134386876
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>>134386876
Here's a little info graph.
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What region are they from? Tha south? East coast, West coast? Da Norf
Culture tastes and values are regional so my answer would depend on that
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>>134378945
Flash Gordon (1980)

Good music, kids would love it. White football guy trying to save white girl (and the worlllld). Blatantly evil chink, brainwashing ray to destroy minds, great imagery for building on later. Races segragated on their own planets. Gay elf dude is an evil bastard and dies horribly, etc. Rating: PG
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>>134378945
Fear and loathing in Las Vegas
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>>134386973
>>134386805
Fellow redditors, keep up the smug and idiot replies, remember to use generalizations and never actually point out a single Disney movie that would prove me wrong
>>134387075
>You're showing your age!!!
>Posts anti Germany propaganda
You are literally a redditor
>>134387145
Oh look, they all have the same fucking theme: love wins!
Kys
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Zardoz
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>>134387145
Lol let me guess you are late 20s smugly calling people "young"
And you watched Disney movies and don't realize it helped to turned you into a pussy.
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>>134386876
Walt Disney is a known "anti-Semite." All the old villains were Jews and the goofy fuck-ups were niggers. Watch anything Disney from the 50's era.
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>>134387150
>fishing for location data
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQJzK3QQl4k
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>>134387498
>Give one fucking example
>Still couldn't do it
Let me guess, you haven't seen any disney movies from the 50s era besides ole yeller is that right?
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>>134387303
>>134387445
...You talk and sound like my 19 year old obnoxiously retarded, albeit know-it-all brother. Just be quiet.
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>>134387445
I'm 36 fuck stick. What other examples do you want? And, no, I'm not necessarily talking about just the movies.
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>>134379782
>>134379961
Good suggestion. You should consider it OP.
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>>134387656
That's weird I'm not even fucking talking you Mongolian rape-baby.
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>>134387646
Here's the big bad wolf in disguise
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>>134387831
Oh! You're 15! It's cool man. I remember back when I needed attention to feel better about myself too.
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>>134387646
>>134387498
>Watch anything Disney from the 50s
>HURR DURR YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ANYTHING FROM THE 50s RIGHT?
wew

>>134387831
>I'm not even talking to you
There's my (you) in your posts, child.
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>>134386518
How the hell does love win in the Jungle Book? Mowgli lights the tiger on fire. Also monkeys=niggers.
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>>134387974
Are you fresh off the boat from Reddit and doesn't understand how 4chan works?
>>134387920
>Y-y-youre young!!!
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>>134384018
Plagued dogs was better I was crying by the end of it
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Without a doubt show them Anastasia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxcLV58mbOY
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>>134387075
They could easily remake this where donald has to appease muslims and pray every 5 minutes
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Die Ewige Juden
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>>134382957
This. There is a literal "red pill" in the movie.
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>>134387645
See>>134388352
It's Disneyesque, made by Fox (so right-wingish), PG, and anti-commie (if you explain the true story).
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>>134388317
Saying Reddit doesn't increase your cred. I'm starting to think you're shariablue just here to derail threads.
>btw these crows ARE FUCKING CROWS!
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>>134388317
Here have another ((((you))))
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>>134388317
And another
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>>134387645
Who the fuck are you? A perv you seem to know alot about being weird
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>>134388317
Want more?
>>
PG Movies
Dark Crystal (11 is old enough not to get nightmares, i watched it at 4 or 5 years old, and it only mildly scarred me)
Dragonslayer
Last Starfighter
Tron (literally the bad guy is Zog)
Willow
Legend
Secret of NIMH
Neverending Story
Return to Oz
Howl's Moving Castle (prolly not this though, since it tries to imply that demons can be good, like Calcifer. Still a good movie though /shrug)
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>>134388871
My favorite part of that movie is where she has that ballroom flashback. Where she's dancing with her dad and shit.
>DANCING BEARS, PAINTED WINGS! THINGS I ALMOST REMEMBER!
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>>134389106
>Howl's Moving Castle (prolly not this though
redpilling implies a culture with foundations in dualism, which eastern cultures don't exactly share. so nah, chinktoons aren't recommended for western-style redpills.
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>>134389719
Sounds really cool in Russian as well. I always tear up at the last few lines when he kisses her on the forehead. Fuck commies.
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>>134378945
Angry Birds movie.
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>>134379359
Sure if you want mom's complaining that their children think Judge Doom is real.
>Remember me, Eddie? When I killed your brother, I talked... just... like... THIS!
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>>134381604
I would also agree with this. It should inherent problems in the multicultural structure. Predators were at the top of the "food chain" and were also the leaders and state enforcement arms. In the end, everybody learns that they can "live together" but what most might have missed is that the predators and carnivores still maintained control, after one of the "pro" multicultural pushers, is "the bad buy" to boot.
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>>134383100

This will put children to fucking sleep; and hate you for it. You might as well wait until your a high school teacher for that shit nigger
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>>134378945
Grave of the Fireflys
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>>134389106
> Legend
I watched this with my daughter.
There's the scene when Darkness throws a fancy dinner for the captive princess.
My daughter asks what's this all about.
"That devil is trying to make her think he likes her."
"That's dumb! He kidnapped her! She will not fall for... WHAT'S THAT?! So pretty!"
The last sentence she spoke when the princess opened a chest with a bright diamond necklace.
Then I said "see how it works?"
"Yes"

Always talk to your kids, and always get involved.
Just don't over do it.
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>>134379629
THE SOUND OF MUSIC! big white family. Ship it.
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>>134389106
>it tries to imply that demons can be good, like Calcifer
But that's the best part. Demons are not who they are portayed to be.
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>>134381558
I thought secret of nihm too!!
>>
Charlotte's Web
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>>134384018

I was about to suggest this.

Follow up Secret of NIHM.
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>>134382438
Or GOONIES
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3Qw5xVn7c0

The Fable of The Ducks & The Hens
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>>134391182
oh that reminds me of another one.
Swiss Family Robinson
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Bibleman: the six lies of the fibbler
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>>134378945

Jud Suss.
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>>134391904
I LOVE THAT MOVIE !!! Also - the lion, the witch and the wardrobe. Christian lion sacrifice imagery etc
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Will bore them to death but Mary Poppins!
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You can't redpill an 11 year old, they wouldn't understand the subtle undertones of the film. Unless you just literally tell them what you want them to hear.
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i can't believe nobody else...
seriously
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>>134378945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1jtKNs5q2o
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>>134381015
>Go with A Serbian Film
Yes. Serbians are based.
Go with this one: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toys_in_the_Attic_%282009_film%29

I don't know how good the English dubbing is, but it's a really fun film, has "traditional" (old-style) toys and a communist-era statue for a villain.

Alternately, try this French one:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Town_Called_Panic_%28film%29
It's absolutely hilarious. The kids won't be bored, can guarantee that.
>>
>>134380029
Pocahontas
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>>134379725
I watched Roger Rabbit when I was a tiny kid. Saw it in the theater. I didn't turn into a furry...
>>
>>134378945
Something of xhamster perhaps.....
>>
>>134379782
This.

Or
Watership Down, or
Wizards.
>>
>>134382004
I had a friend who was obsessed with that story.

The thing is, it's fucking retarded. Sure, the broader points might be correct. But the metaphors are dumb as fuck, painfully obvious even to children, and the poetry is just flat out bad. Rockwell was no Doctor Seusse.
>>
The passion of Christ.
>>
I saw Starship Troopers at 7 and I turned out alright.
>>
Ilsa: Shewolf of the SS
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>>134384018
I saw this as a five year old in 1995 and the next week in school we were painting animals, and so I painted a bunny with guts and blood coming out of his stomach and mouth. I was only painting what I saw in the movie, I thought it would impress adults because I was vaguely aware that gore was an "adult" topic. I Freaked the shit out of my timid QT teacher, she probably thought I was possessed or something. she even called my parents.
>>
>>134382238
Or Wizards (1977). I promise they'll be creeped out by the rotoscoping, if they can hold their attention on the movie for that long. Plus the elf tits are nice.

t. film student
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>>134378945
The Lion King shows invaders as evil. The hyenas are thinly disguised niggers. Simba grows up to save his family and people, nails some sweet Nala ass.
>>
>>134383229
only the original Red Dawn, the remake bkows.
>>
Bill Nye Saves The World: Gender Spectrum
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>>134392897
>>134392676
Doesn't Wizards have the magical cretures killing Hitler? Also that hot ass fairy.
>>
>>134382317
Yeah, you know, I've been sitting here going through in my mind the history of American Cinema trying to remember a children's movie that works, and I just came up with this, as well. Princess Bride is great for girls and boys, and any political ideology is very covert and hidden behind so much fucking weirdness that they'll never think about it until years later when they're old enough.
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>>134392605
Teach them about the origins of interracial dating? No thanks.
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>>134384018
Oh, or The Secret of NIMH (1982)
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>>134384164
=(
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>>134392997
Yeah, more or less.
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>>134392620
LMFAO guys how hilar is this joke pls? ROFL he suggested a PORNO!!!! For KIDS to watch! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahah omg hahaha
because kids aren't meant to watch pornos!

So when you thought he would suggest an appropriate film, he instead suggested an INAPROPRIATE film!!!!!!! The other way round!!!

Hahahahaha

Omg

Hahahahhaa
>>
>>134392937
>>
Watership down will get the little fuckers bblubbering
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>>134393400
Kek
>>
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang was a great movie
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>>134392917
Nala was hot as fuck for sure.
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>>134379725
Roger rabbit not... space jam is the ultimate furry generator
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>>134393623
Nala is Black
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>>134381752
He said redpilled
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>>134392676
Wizards is a lame film, though. Honestly, it's just not good.

Again, I'd recommend this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3uG8LLuVPQ
However, the English voice-acting kinda really sucks compared to the French voices, so I dunno.
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>>134381604
They're 11, not fucking 5. These children probably play Call of Duty or whatever. Up your game.
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Charlottes Web works great bc it's the type of movie they should in schools and it's characters are white conservatives and farm animals except for the jewish rat that no one likes.
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>>134378945
Show them movies with traditional gender roles like classic Disney, or action movies with strong white alpha male leads like classic Arnold.
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>>134380266
Dont you think that they have allready seen all Disney classics? Go angry birds.
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>>134393669
Nala is a cartoon lion
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>>134381604
>Oh look how happy the snow animals are in their snow area, around all snow animals!
>Look how happy the Jungle animals are, living with all the same type of jungle animals!
>look how happy the nigg-
I mean..
Look how happy all the little animals are, living with the same type of little animals!
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>>134394489
It's implied that she's black. I wouldn't feel comfortable showing them the lion king.
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>>134378945
Ignore all other posts. This is what you were looking for:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3Qw5xVn7c0
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>>134394668
How is it implied? Does she sound like a black woman in the original dub?
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>>134378945
Watership down
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>>134379725
>Roger Rabbit
>turning anyone furry
You know Jessica was the sexualized one, not Roger?
>>
Also fuck you, pussy.
Once Upon a Time in West or bust, I loved Sergio Leone's films when I was kid and I still love them.
>>
>>134395507
>not wanting that hot Roger dick
What are you, gay?
>>
>>134379853
https://youtu.be/Q_r_z66yQoI

This one
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>>134380711
what did Ramses do wrong
>enslaving heebs
>bad
?
>>
>>134379629
If not Animal Farm, old Disney films may be you best bet, like "Song of the South" Anything post-BlackHole is completely Jewed. The kikes took over that company after that movie and it's been shit ever since.

Or maybe Merchant of Venice? I don't know if they make cartoon Shakespeare.

But yea, thinking about it, there really isn't much in the way of professional grade movies that would do what you want. I could name a few movies that are good children's movies that aren't pro-faggot, which is actually difficult these days, but that's not what you want. Watership Down comes to mind.

I think another idea would be to "accidentally" leave a shortened copy of "Greatest Story Never Told" DVD with only a parental advisory warning label on it for them to "accidentally" find.
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>>134394668
>It's implied that she's black.

How so?
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>>134378945
Animal Farm
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>>134379853


I showed it at my daughter (11 yo) a few weeks ago.
She was very interested, watched the whole, ask many questions, gets lots of redpills.
Was a pure moment of hapiness fot her and me.
Anyway, I had to tell her to not speak about that at school, because teachers have not the same ideas and could find that problematic.

I dont want a call from school.
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>>134379782


I showed it at my daughter (11 yo) a few weeks ago.
She was very interested, watched the whole, ask many questions, gets lots of redpills.
Was a pure moment of hapiness fot her and me.
Anyway, I had to tell her to not speak about that at school, because teachers have not the same ideas and could find that problematic.

I dont want a call from school.
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