HAPPENING: DEMOCRATS UNVEIL NEW PARTY SLOGAN

>>134378418
Is their nominee John Schnatter?

Liberals are already talking about how much they fucking hate it.

Main points
>Blatant Papa Johns rip-off
>Skills? Y'all sayin my skills ain't good enough and it's my fault?
>wtf 9 words, a colon, two commas, and the word "better" used 4 fucking times?

>>134378535
lol. One of the other's is literally "Democrats 2018: Have you seen the other guys?"

>BETTER DIVERSITY
>BETTER SAFE SPACES
>BETTER BATHROOMS
>BETTER TENDIES

>>134378566
Make the bitter butter batter better in 2018.

>>134378418

Bernie is running off on them I love it

>>134378418
>A BETTER DEAL: BETTER SKILLS, BETTER JOBS, BETTER WAGES FOR PEOPLE OF COLOR

That's what they meant to say.

Democrats ran on "all whites are evil" in 2016 and will double-down and run on "all whites must die" in 2020. And they will lose and blame it on Russians.

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>>134378418
Lol, the twitter salt is impeccable.
<----------

>STRONGER TOBETTER
>BETTER LIVES MATTER
>I'M WITH BETTER

This is dumb, it sounds like something you'd say at the end of a corporate training video. Too long yet manages to say nothing.

Regardless of how you feel about Trump, Make America Great Again was a perfect slogan. Short, memorable, and summed everything up succinctly.

>>134378418
can someone say "platitudes"?

>>134378625
DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY PARTY PLATFORM?

>>134378797
Correct. They are trying to move in on Trump's A-game, which is a major mistake. Also the pathetic co-opting of the "New Deal" and "Square Deal" history with the weak "A Better Deal" which was rejected by LBJ back in the 60s in favor of The Great Society.

>Better wages

How is that achieved when you're flooding the labor market with millions of illegal immigrants willing to work for pennies?

>>134378872
Exactly. Make America Great Again can also be condensed into a pronounceable acronym. Their slogan is long repetitive hollow garbage.

>>134378872
>>134378955
Exactly. They were going for the corporate-style slogan, but it is so bland and non-specific that it is useless.

"Better" is a meaningless filler word with nothing to back it up. Even "Lower taxes, more liberty" is a clearer more intuitively understood slogan.

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>>134378621
If only you knew how cringe things really are

>>134378566
fugg, didn't catch the Papa Johns rip off.

Is anyone going to fall for the "muh jobs" angle since that's a big feature of the right?
Honestly surprised they didn't include something about diversity. Guess that's implied at this point.

>>134378418
Wow i have never seen a political party get fucked up as bad as the current dems Trump JUST'd them into a laughing stock

P I Z Z A
I
Z
Z
A

>>134378797
This.

>>134378418
There are three basic concepts in creating a slogan:

1. The rule of three: a slogan should be kept as short as humanly possible. Ideally, this means 3 words, which has a uniquely persuasive effect.

2. It needs to be amorphous. It can't be debatable.

3. It needs to invoke something deeply important to the American psyche.

It fails 1 and 2, and only invokes the New Deal and Fair Deal, which are controversial at best.

This is worse than have you seen the other guys.

>>134379024
That's why they start with "better skills", which Democrats on twitter are already jumping all over. They are admitting that in the globalized economy, only people with high-powered skills will actually have better jobs and wages. They are just coming out and telling you you will be poor and its your fault if you don't become a coder or a biotechnologist.

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>>134378418
>this guy gets paid to write

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>>134378418
Jeb-tier slogan. When will they learn?

>>134378418
Shit slogan. Too long and complex. No emotional appeal.

>>134379118
ouch

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>>134379177

>>134378828
>yoni was that close to realizing how bad Obama was

>>134379203
Bingo. Leave it to neurotic liberals to overcomplicate a fucking slogan and to over-think everything to the point that it is ridiculously meaningless and ineffective.

Also good note of the New/Fair Deal co-opting.

Wouldn't obtaining "better skills" make you a Republican by default? If you have the drive and ambition to improve your lot in life, you certainly aren't going vote fucking Democrat.

>>134379024
Well the immigrants will be earning more.

What year do you think it is, 2015? Do you still think politicians give a shit about their own country? We're a global world now, it'd be racist to not give a shit about other countries citizens right to a place in your country.

>>134379218
Even with better skills, you'll still have to compete with Pajeets. There's no way to simultaneously advocate for diversity through immigration and higher wages for the working class. This is why they've given up on white, working class voters.

>>134378418
I was a lifelong democrat. The party is out of touch with reality.

>>134378566
>Blatant Papa Johns rip-off
Pizzagate.

>>134378418

we are still suffering from fdr new deal and obanjo new stimulus deal

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>>134378418
>Here, better better better!

I thought baseball was supposed to be an American sport. Why did I have to be the one to make this joke?

>>134379410
>country

TRIGGERED!!!! There's no such thing as a country. It's all imaginary lines made by some CIS male to further the patriarchy.

>>134379118
fake

8/10

>>134379118
Embarassing
>One is an inversion of the other guy's slogan
>One is literally "lesser of two evils"
>Two are manchild "le underground harry potter secret resistance hunger games uprising" faggotry
Unironically believe that the left's utter ineptitude at relating to hip young people is costing them more and more credibility. Trump's fanclub and the """alt-right""" movement probably got him millions of votes from kids who would never have given a shit otherwise.
Meanwhile Hillary was "how do you do, fellow kids?" levels of cringe.

>>134378535
top kek

>>134379394
It's almost as if democrats have no incentive to actually help their voters become successful.

>>134379420
exactly if you are a white male or have white male children, would you kindly fuck off.

>>134379558
no this was real I voted for one of them

>>134379257

Oh man... the next elections are going to be ace when it comes to making anti democrat memes. They just keep delivering materials over and over and over.... everything they touch turns to shit.

>>134378418

>we should have open borders
>automation will kill off jobs

>>134378418
Not only is it a papa john's rip off
it scream entitlement. lmao

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>>134379561
>manchild "le underground harry potter secret resistance hunger games uprising" faggotry

>>134379631
They'll soon abandon white women as well. The demographics will soon be such that they'll only need to cater to hispanics and mulattos.

>>134379652
please say you voted for the other guys one

>>134378418
Desperate pandering towards the working class. Maybe they shouldn't have pissed off everyone in the coal, steel, nuclear, farming, mining, oil, and manufacturing industry. I'm sure I'm missing a few.

>>134378828
>>134379355
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3g91D8FUEE

>>134378418
blah blah blah blah
blah blah
blah blah
blah ba blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah
blah blah blah

>>134379764
I don't remember. There was a thread and we decided on the worst one and voted for it. but looking at it now they're all equally bad.

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>>134379561
>the left's utter ineptitude at relating to hip young people is costing them more and more credibility
You don't say

This new message is so pathetic. "Hey, blue collar workers we've been ignoring for 2-3 decades, please vote for us again! You can totally trust us not to be corporate whores this time!"

>>134378418
New slogan....no World War III? We'll help with the next civil war...We promise you will come out on top....really!!!

>Skills
>Jobs
>Wages
Are they finally starting to kick out the identity politics fags?

>>134378418
They are why we have no skills ans shit jobs, and we'd be fine with our pay if the cost of living were to drop but that's not gonna happen when you start importing the third world and giving them free shit.
They don't give a single fuck about Americans. They only care about "potential americans", which really means potential dem voters.

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>>134378418
>Democrats and Republicans

>>134379521
>Here batter batter batter!

That phrase is far too old; young people don't recognize it.

Better Jobs, Better lives...better

Wait, how does this go again?

Better Skills. Wait, whats the order again?

*counts on fingers* skills, jobs...better deal

BS..BJ...

>>134378418
Wait what exactly is the Better Deal

the description isn't a deal

>>134379895
how easy will it be to convince those people to vote #Zuck2020 ?

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>>134378418
>"A BETTER DEAL: BETTER SKILLS, BETTER JOBS, BETTER WAGES"
Holy fuck how do we even compete?

>>134380251
gibs

>>134379914
yfw this is up for an Emmy

>>134378418
If democrats went back to being the party of the working class instead of focusing on bullshit social issues they would DESTROY the party of big business, capitalism, and environmental destruction EVERY. TIME.

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>>134379118
First two are references to a dumb Elizabeth Warren incident only their existing core base will get at all. Third makes no sense because they just lost to the other guys, so why would their appeal be "you just already naturally dislike the other guys, right?" Fourth upholds "blue" as if its some sort of value anyone cares about. They care about your policies, retards, not some abstraction.

Also, with the Papa John's shit, did they consider "It's not delivery, it's da Russians"?

>>134378418

I have a shorter slogan that sums up all of that: "Make America Great Again."

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>>134378418
Full slogan is "The way to crush the bourgeoisie is to grind them between the millstones of taxation and inflation."

>>134378418
Democrats have to figure out how to get out of the short bus first before they start taking big boy steps. Good luck with that, they're all window lickers. That's why they say and do the most retarded things.

>>134378418
>"A BETTER DEAL: BETTER SKILLS, BETTER JOBS, BETTER WAGES"
So more White people?

wtf I'm democrat now

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>>134378418
>Thinking trying to recoup the working man angle is going to work after the last 5 years of turbo sjw faggotry

>>134380093
>S
>J
>W

Nope.

>>134378418
Do democraps do everything to look uncool. Who chooses a fucking donkey as a party animal. Or a crappy leaf as a flag

>it took a team of 100 people to come up with this

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>>134380093

>new slogan is like a pussy version of make america great again except not catchy at all

>>134380630
>>134380670
Dogwhistling! REEEEE!!

>>134380670
wow

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>>134380670
>S
>J
>W
what does it mean????

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>>134378418
>Jeff (((Stein)))

like I trust anything he will say...

We could probably troll this with Napoleon Dynamite's "girls wants guys who have great skills" and Liam Neeson's "very particular set of skills."

>>134380815
Social Justice Wagecuck

>>134380670
Oh fuck, I knew they would never truly try to support the working man.

>>134378418
use memes to destroy them

"more gibs me dat"

Democrats: Vote for us and we will give you free shit

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>>134378418
How fucking lame and unimaginative.

>>134378418

They could have just said "a better tomorrow" and leave it at that but in the end they can't even get a slogan right.

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.
Why not ;
>war is peace
>freedom is slavery
>Ignorance is strength

>>134381011
Sounds like it was written by a fucking out of touch boomer

>>134380622
>>134381001
Shipped?

>Skills
>Jobs
>Wages

>>134378418
>better skills
gib teachers more money
>better jobs
gib government unions more money
>better wages
raise minimum wage.

more of the same from the party of liars and thieves.

>>134378418
>Kill yourself as fast as possible!

>>134380366
>the party of the working class
The working class is racist.

Someone video-shoop Schumer's head over the Family Guy version of Neeson's monologue:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiXSenizbKo

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>>134378418
>It took them 8 months since losing to Trump to unveil a slogan that looks like its written by an 8 year old

>>134381163
this

>>134378824
Udderratted

>democrats see how successful make america great again was
>great... great... good... BETTER

>>134378418
>Better Wages

The thing is, this is actually really dangerous. Don't fall for this. It sounds nice on paper, but it means something totally different irl. There are SO many criticisms of minimum wage laws, so here's just one.

The democrats artificially reduce the supply of low skilled jobs with minimum wage laws.
They're increasing demand for low skilled jobs by importing unskilled immigrants.
What part of this makes sense?

Also this doesn't affect the illegals. The illegals are allowed to work, and to use their earnings to raise a family, but poor white Americans aren't as lucky. Minimum wage laws are against the interests of poor, making more whites go on welfare. Being willing to work for low wages is the competitive advantage of the poor. Why would you take away all they have?

>>134378418
All they have to do to make it easy on themselves in the midterms is to put on some bullshit rebranding, where they stop caring about literally every issue except for inequality and healthcare.

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>Better

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>>134381327

>>134380644

Donkeys were cool when they were called jackasses but that would be sexist now.

>>134380414
Holy fuck that's amazing

>>134381274
>and still can't get it right

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>>134380670
They just can't help themselves, can they? I wonder if this was even a conscious effort...

>>134378838
You better
You better
You bet!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HswgoJO5x88

>>134378418
Bread and circuses

Democrats don't have a snowballs chance in hell of winning, actually not losing seats in congress if they don't knock off all of their Russia insanity which is totally unlikely. They are literally making the entire country turn against them. I think they took the militant autism ball and ran with it.

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>filename

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The Future of Democrats.

>>134381359
My man

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>last video 5 days ago

I'm sure it won't be long before this is trashed, mightily.

https://www.youtube.com/user/TYTComedy/videos

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Stein

>>134381967
Are you on a macbook or something?

>>134381907
Fuck you, now I have to reinstall

>>134379914
I just noticed the person in the strange costume behind him for the first time.

Seriously, wtf is that.

Democrats still on the fuck white people platform
Cucks

"We can't be for both immigrants and Americans at the same time. But we bet you're too stupid to realize that."

>>134382111
Why would you ever uninstall it?

BETTER BLOW JOBS

>>134380313
Can't fuck the Zuck

>>134378418
Jeff (((Stein))). Always these fucking Jewish people behind Socialism.

>>134378418
>Better wages
>When the DNC is currently facing a class action lawsuit for failing to pay employees minimum wage
>As the most popular Democrat's wife is likely to get arrested by the FBI any day now
Sure.

>>134378418
>BETTER IS BETTER BECAUSE THE BEST JUST GOT BETTER AT BEING BETTER; AND BEST, BUT MOSTLY ITS GONNA BE BETTER FOR THE BETTER HALF OF THE BETTER PART OF THE BEST

>>134380630
>>134380093
God damn.

>>134382233
So I had a reason to stop playing. Rumors are a HD remaster is in the works. As long as they don't fuck it up, it'd be amazing.

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"A BUTTER DEAL: BUTTER SKILLS, BUTTER JOBS, BUTTER WAGES"

mmmm... butter

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>>134378824
i like you

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>>134382158
It's a seahorse. Male seahorses can get 'pregnant' so Bill Noy says they're a symbol for transsexuals.

>>134380664
Pic related. Their OODA loops are pathetic.

>>134378418

Dumbocrats

>>134378418
>BETTER SKILLS, BETTER JOBS, BETTER WAGES
>For third world illegal immigrants
Fixed it for them.

>>134380630
damn it

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>>134380414
>"It's not delivery, it's da Russians
un der rat ed

>>134382111
this, ugh

also checked

>>134378418
isn't the the papajohns logo?
PIZAGATE IS REAL

Twitter announced today that they're going to remove 10x as much "hate speech" as of now than they did last year. Since any speech disagreeing with liberal lunacy is considered hate speech they may have a chance since they're silencing the opposition

>>134378418
(((Stein)))

>>134382503
"A (((BETTER DEAL))): BETTER SKILLS, BETTER JOBS, BETTER WAGES" by Jeff (((Stein)))

That's all really people need to know about this slogan to feel repulsed.

Democrats 2018/20200: I black gib me dat!

Beats the faggot Kekistan bullshit.

Democrats 2024:
By trying to offend nobody, we've offended everybody! Kill whitey!

>>134380670
Cant fucking believe it

>>134381922
>their future has a goatee
o i am laffin

>>134378535

I don't get this.
Jeb bush is republican. Can someone explain it.

>>134382472
>modern Blizzard
>amazing

>>134382585
>immigrants
>aliens

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>>134378535

>>134378418
Seriously, will anyone fall for this shit????

>>134378542
People never believe me when I say this, but John threw a beer can at me in traffic when I used to deliver for Domino's in Louisville.

>>134378566
>>wtf 9 words, a colon, two commas, and the word "better" used 4 fucking times?
niggers cant into punctuation, bad slogan.

>>134382835
Hearthstone is good.

Absolutely

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>>134382503
I really really like this slogan.

>>134382875
I guess it sounds really great in the Jewish bubble.

>>134378418
Of course they neglect to say who the better deal, skills, jobs and wages are for. Really makes me think.

>>134382095
I'm not a homosexual, no.

>>134383025
kek

>>134383088
Obviously for jews, we are talking about Socialist.

>>134378418
Democrat Motto:
"Kill, Kill, Kill the White Man."

>>134382835
Blizzard isn't, but if they stayed true to the source material then it could be great. Hopefully they don't go D3'see way in regards to art direction

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>>134380630
holy shit

>>134380366
>If democrats went back to being the party of the working class
This never existed actually. The Democrats have always been the party that wants people in perpetual poverty

>>134381807
http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/trump_administration/april_2017/democrats_not_happy_with_their_party_s_attempts_to_block_trump

http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/general_politics/february_2017/most_say_democrats_hurt_themselves_with_anti_trump_strategy

>>134378418
Did Democrats choose a pizza companies motto because they're alluding to Pizzagate?

Are they essentially acknowledging that they're the party of pedos?

>>134383205
2 SCOOPS
NOT 2 TERMS

>>134383195
Jews don't need jobs, the goys do the actual work. I am thinking it is their usual bullshit of flooding DESIGNATED H1Bs.

>>134378566
Papa Johns was immediately what I thought of. All he's accomplished is making me want a slice of pizza.

>>134382875
The hardcore indoctrinated dems.

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>>134381907
>Be DNC 2018 accounting dude
>Soros pissed
>1 intern a week gets liver cut out at seance to help boost poll numbers
>Moral at all time low
>Stupid Duraumphfht all smug with stupid jobs for everyone and dumb economy at lame all time record highs
>Light an incense in loving memory of ISIS
>Put $80 in Hillary's commissary
>Cut royalty check to Galoob for slogan
>FML

>>134383226
> Hopefully they don't go D3'see way in regards to art direction
You fucking know they will

>>134383315
fucking kek

Without poverty democrats
have no one to pander to.

Why would they fix it or
try not to spread it?

>>134382472
>HD remaster of 2D sprites

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>Better X
vs
>Great X

>ScottAdamslaughing.jpg

>>134382472
Diablo II doesn't need an HD remaster. The environments are beautiful, the music is perfect, and the graphics and art-style have aged like wine. It has a timeless feel to it. Blizzard will remaster it and mess up the art-style and gameplay.

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>>134381907
>Not using Median XL mod

>>134378566
Why can't they stop making pizza references all the time

BETTER PIZZA

BETTER INGREDIENTS

PAPA JOHNS

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>>134378418
Something must be done about soy.

>>134382472
Didn't blizzard do some SJW retardation recently?

>>134382867

cant spell democrat without RAT

joke: better jobs, better skills, better wages

woke: better genders, better niggers, better slogans

>>134383642
That's all they do. Blizzard is dead

>>134383633
ahh a gendernaut

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>>134378418
BETTER FOR WHO?

>>134383025
Wow a slogan made of butter. The left will love it. In fact the first sentence they ever said was "fuck Drumpf and fuck white people"

>>134383375
10/10

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>>134378418
She's the equivalent of an armed thermonuclear warhead buried in the heart of the left. >>134368812
She's the equivalent of an armed thermonuclear warhead buried in the heart of the left. >>134368812
She's the equivalent of an armed thermonuclear warhead buried in the heart of the left. >>134368812
She's the equivalent of an armed thermonuclear warhead buried in the heart of the left. >>134368812

Democrats are always better than someone else

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>>134378566
>papa johns rip-off

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>>134383262
Archive. Always

>>134383791
Kek already revealed their plans. Cocksuckers.
>>134383333

>>134383805
I read this in Ted's voice. top kek

>>134380349
title confirmed

>>134382503
>We'll get Wisconsin next time for sure! It's in the bag!

They better hurry, Trump is deporting their base.

Democrat Motto:
Younger Children, Older Men, Comet Ping Pong, Spiritcooking

YCOMCPPS for short.

An easy to remember, catchy motto!

>>134383483
Nailed it.

They might as well used "Make America Somewhat Better!"

This party is a disaster.

>>134381907
The expansion to D2 ruined that game. Classic is where the fun was.

>>134383537
This. Don't fuck up a good thing.

Maybe unfuck the realms?

>God Tier
Make America Great Again

>Good Tier
Yes We Can
Change We Need
Putting People First
It's Morning Again In America
In Your Heart You Know He's Right
I Like Ike
For the Future
I'm With Her

>Meh Tier
Believe in America
Forward
Hope
Change We Can Believe In
Country First
Real Plans For Real People
Peace and Prosperity

>Bad Tier
Let America be America Again
Reformer With Results
Prosperity for America's Families
Prosperity and Progress
The Better Man for a Better America
Building a Bridge to the 21st Century
Ross for Boss
Not Just Peanuts
He’s Making us Proud Again

>Oh shit nigger, what are you doing? Tier
The Stakes are too High for You to Stay at Home
Government Of, By, and For the People...Not the Monied Interests
A Better Deal: Better Skills, Better Jobs, Better Wages

>>134378566
Papa John's is a Republican. That would be funny if he filed a lawsuit against the DNC

>>134378418

better ingredients, better pizza

papa bless

>>134380815
Single
Jewish
Woman
It's a Craigslist dating reference for the boomers

>>134383483
>R: Make america great again!
>D: Oh yeah, well make America better!
>R: MAKE AMERICA THE GREATEST!
>D: AMERICA MUST BECOME SPECTACULAR!

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>>134384194
>Make America Somewhat Better

reminder that the most qualified democrat presidential candidate in the history of America said on live TV "America is great because America is good."

>>134384297
>I'm With Her
fucking terrible. messed up your whole list
this guy >>134379203 got it right.

>>134384297
wrong.

> God tier
Jeb!

> Who cares tier
everything else

>>134380670
A BETTER DEAL: BETTER SKILLS: BETTER JOBS: BETTER WAGES: (FULL SLOGAN)

>>134382553
>Male seahorses can get 'pregnant'
But.. that's... not... they don't... that's not whats happening...

Oh fuck it, why am I surprised at the left completely ignoring actual biology.

>>134384297
Bottom of the list is still too high up

>>134381907
top fucking kek

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mfw all those arts/lit fags on that side and they can't even a fucking slogan.

>>134384579
Jeb! married a hispanic women because hispanics do the jobs that white people don't want.

>>134378418
>new slogan is clearly not enough of a mouthful
"Democrats: Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one."

>>134384614

If a woman can have a penis then a pouch can be a uterus. Words don't mean anything anymore, get used to it!

>>134384425
Daily reminder that CNN coached a woman to repeat that line during a voter panel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqCIub3SmCI

>>134384560
Agreed. I'm with Her was terrible to those outside of the DNC. There's no meaning other than she has a vagina. It invokes nothing American but rather to Hillary Clinton and it was so easily turned around in a meanful way when trump said I'm with You and then the republicans went with HesWithUs.

Meanwhile the only way they managed to turn around Trump's slogan burned them against regular Americans. "America is Great" implies the status quo is fine for everyone and your candidate will offer nothing and even worse "America was never great"

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>>134379474

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>>134384579
¡Yeb! was my favorite.

>>134383791
ew, you disgust me
bankers and other CEO types, sweetie
buh bye

>>134380349
did anyone ever finger out what dropped out of her pants?

>>134384763
Hello I work for the democratic party will you please post your contact info so I can reach out to you about a copywriting opportunity

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>>134378535

>this is the best we can do
At this point it's pretty much what everyone expected

>Mah workers
Democrats are unabashed commies now

>>134384935
her dignity

>>134381967
He is posting on twitter now for some reason

Better ingredients, better pizza, Papa Johns

Democrats 2020

Because you still have net pay.

>>134378418
Trump needs to make defunding University(brainwash facilitates) his next campaign move once his first term is up.

These sociopaths see their indoctrination centres aren't working up to expectation, and so are gonna make their platform "improving" government assisted job training funding.

>>134384447
Liked it.

>>134384560
Whoops, meant to put that in "Meh" tier

It wasn't particularly bad or good on its own, the main problem was living in the shadow of a much better slogan. It could have worked in a lower energy election.

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>>134384658
>mfw commie shits can NEVER EVER use "Share our wealth"

I didn't really support Trump but if this kind of shit is all the Democrats have to offer in 2020 I'm voting for him. Holy fucking shit.

>I'AM BETTER THAN EVERYONE BECAUSE I WENT TO UNIVERSITY 2020
>I ONLY LOVE IMMIGRANTS AND KEKOLDING FUCK THE AMERICAN PEOPLE 2020
>VOTE FOR ME OR I WILL KILL YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY!

These guys are so fucking done. I can't believe they tough "selling out america and destroying white people was a poitical platform. Serves them right for trusting a marxist nigger who loved muslims. They have done enough damage not only in america, but around the entire world. The left is completely and utterly fucking done.

>>134380492
Why don't they just go with "KILL WHITEY", that's the usual takeaway

>>134384873
I totally forgot about He's With Us.
You're exactly right. I'm With Her is some Nork "Dear Leader" nonsense.
I don't know how they chose that over the obvious "She's With Us" for the same gendered effect, but with a much better connotation, but Trump using "he's with us" was a brilliant move.

>>134384614
>Be born with dick
>Blue haired mom wants to be stunning and brave so you are a pronoun baby
>Become drag queen at 14 months old
>See sea-horse baby propaganda
>Demand Medicaid pay to make your fantasy true
>Free marsupial re-assignment surgery
>Swim in ocean
>Get bad case of pouch-rot
>Die
>Thank god for Darwinism

>>134385152
Woo. Pound of flesh extraction incomplete

>>134384297
>Elder God tier
They Can't Lick Our Dick!

>>134381967
Who is this? Is he actually a part of the young Turks...?

>>134378566
How is it a rip off, really?

>>134385320
I think from this new slogan we can just see that they have no idea what they're doing.

>>134382785
Anon was trying to be funny, but he's just retarded

Papa Johns is the official pizza of the DNC 2018 National Convention

>>134385381
A Better Deal: Better Skills, Better Jobs, Better Wages, Better Ingredients, Better Pizza

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>>134378535
I actually lol'd out loud at my desk at work for this. Good job.

They shouldn't rig primaries and kill witnesses

>>134385571
Friendship with Comet Ping Pong ended. Now Papa John's is my best friend.

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>>134384873
Are you sure about the "Hillary has a vagina" thing?

I thought (((they))) had cloacas or something.

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>>134380122

>>134385601
thanks m8

>>134385164

He talked about it in his book, how education in america is a fucking joke, and little more than political recruiting for the democrats. I believe unis and schools are going to be hit hard, and likely have the courses changed a great deal. "I hate white people" and "kill all men" style courses need to evaporate forever. Take those frankfurt schools jews in academia and break their fucking legs if you have to. The madness needs to stop.

>>134385087
Underrated post

>>134385717
Not sure. Too afraid to check

>>134380093
>SJW
spread this hidden message anon

>>134380630
Whoa, mind blown

>>134378418
what does this whole, "better than you" insinuate exactly?

>>134379118
kek @ slogans

i kno exactly why they still coming up with thse stupid slogans but i aint saying shit dont wanna give the tyrants the upper hand. they had it for over 60 years and used it only to wage war and dumbify their own. Fuck them.

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>>134383375

>>134379118
>just fuck my shit up

>>134385108
Papa Podesta

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Better jobs better wages?

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>>134378418
So this is abbreviated to -

>A Better Deal: BS, BJs, and BBW

Outstanding. Actually pretty appropriate for the Dems...

>>134379374
it dont matter what the slogan is anymore. the ppl wanna see grassroots and none of these fucks will ever produce one. its not in their nature. democrats are DONE

>>134378418
>"A BETTER DEAL: BETTER SKILLS, BETTER JOBS, BETTER WAGES"
Anything else would have been a micro-aggression and highly offensive

NEW NON-OFFENSIVE SLOGAN
"If and fly door open shoe"

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>>134378418

better lies
better kill them

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>>134378418

>>134386200
Mind = Blown

They are mocking us.

Some top tier trolling by the DNC

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>>134378418
>stealing logo from Pizza place
I wonder who could've come up with that idea?

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>>134378418

i always wondered what this guy did for a living. Apparently he is the head of marketing at the DNC.

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>>134378418

Why do democrats use an ass as their party symbol?

>>134384297
>I'm With Her
>Good Tier

Politicians are supposed to represent the people. Voters are not her tool, she should be their tool to enact their policy preferences.

Just shows you how selfish and self centered her campaign was.

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Meh, it's anyone's guess if it will be effective.

The real test will be the race rhetoric. They can never say they ignored and campaigned off racial resentment against whites because it would be an admission. They're in so deep now it might not even matter either way.

>>134379118
>Make congress blue again.

Do these bureaubots have any concept of how normal people think, talk or get inspired by? Swing don't care about your "team" winning the political superbowl, they care about what you promise to do for them.

>>134379177
GATE Is real

>>134382922
As a Louisville resident I totally believe you, and I bet Petino payed him to do it.

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>>134386944
>Democrats
>2017

>>134383791
Themselves clearly

>>134378418
This is like a passive-aggressive "Make America Great Again"
You've got to hand it to Trump; he knows how to present ideas and move people the right way.
The DNC is apparently still on life support. Their counter to American being great is someone being better than great. Also, reading it sounds like some SJW male trying to be tough but actually being retarded.

>>134378824
10/10
Quality posteroni

>>134381163
And murderers, don't forget murderers.

>>134380414
It's not da hillary it's da Russians

>>134380630
Jesus. They can't help themselves.

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>>134380122
Hihihihihihi!

>>134384447
Not "better shills"

I implore you to fix this wanton neglect.

>>134378418
>Square Deal
>New Deal
>Better Deal
big deal

>>134385087
She had dignity at some point?

>>134379075
>repetitive hollow garbage
so... the perfect slogan for Democrats then?

>>134385379
I think so, but I just like watching sometimes because it's a far left perspective that actually calls out all the illogical bullshit.

>>134379099
the funny thing is that they backed themselves so far into the corner over the past 8 years that they can either a) seem phoney as fuck by trying to appeal to the current tide of Americanism or b) be non-specific and forgettable. they are no longer a party with any principles that they can run on. all they can do is spread lies and point the finger at imaginary bad guys.

>>134378418
Wait.
All of a sudden they are talking about deals !?

Like real niggers they steal trumps rhetoric. Democrats. Lol

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PLEASE VOTE FOR US WE HAVE THE BEST BUFFALO WINGS IN TOWN

>>134378418
>using basically Trumps campaign slogan while pretending he does not do it already

>>134378418
>A Better Deal: Better Skills, Better Jobs, Better Wages

Sounds like the boilerplate for Neoliberalism:

"Hey go get more expensive education and training for the job market, so that we can ship it away as soon as you're finished. Then, retrain more for the next cycle of precarious living."

Wash, rinse, repeat.

fucking christ I want a job in DC where I can swear at people who come up with shit like this like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulzrVVzuh1U