>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE
>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>>Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
>>For Ambiance:
https://soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262
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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
http://www.getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.
>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
http://www.cpdmemorial.org/
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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
http://heyjackass.com
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
>>Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
>>Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
PASTEBIN: https://pastebin.com/pD418Eky
GOOOOOOD MORNING CHIRAQNAM!
What the fuck is up, roberts?
>>134377334
Have a bump, Robert.
Come on in, Roberts. RRH is aproaching.
>>134377506
>possible explosive device
>a security guard maced caller and beat him with a bat
>male beaner did a driveby in a shitty minivan
>guys in a black car with no plates tried to kidnap caller
>Caller found naked Male Black with a garbage can inside his apartment
>Older Male Black is trying to choke younger Male Black
>Employee is intoxicated and is giving away merchandise
The landlord is threatening to shoot the caller.
>>134377989
>>134378036
>>134378077
Morning lads.
Someone post a bingo card. Come in for /comfy/
>>134378552
>gunshots
>caller says somebody just got shot at the pink line
Posting my nightstalker pics from last night
>TWO
>TWO PEOPLE SHOT ON PULASKI
>AH AH AH
anyone heard from sassy since the dispatcher shooting incident?
Who here max comfy?
>Weed
>Lights off
>Headphones
>Ambient (35% volume)
>Cat in lap
Check your keys
>>134378552
Thank me by never race mixing.
Male Black is trying to shoot a security guard without a gun
>critical for now
>>134379611
I would never, anon. Heil our people.
Male Diabetic is under the influence
>/MALE WHITE/
>arguing
Forget it man it's Chicago
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/OsQC4HPruDQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
>>134380843
Moron
https://youtu.be/OsQC4HPruDQ
Good eve Roberts.
D.C.Anon checking in .
Heat wave here . I am sitting out back with my feet in my pool ..
> C-O-M-F-Y
Whats it like in ChiraQ tonight?
p.s. all my /cpd/ pics / bingo cards on other laptop.
>just entered the nail salon with a gun
>>134381107
How bad is the chimping in DC? Is still the same nog ridden shithole it was when I was there 10 years ago?
>>134381410
not anywhere near where I am .. My neighbor got diplomatic plates .. ( Not in the ghetto ) .
to be exact I live in McLean Va, downtown d.c. is 20 min subway ride.
God bless you, Roberts. Doing the lords work. Have a bump.
>man with a gun
>told caller he was going to take care of business
>Morse code
What did he mean by this?
>took the baby that was left on the porch
Did someone just steal a baby?
>>134382518
Repeater IDing itself.
>kid with a toy gun
He's gonna get blasted and be in the news for a month.
One dispatch is currently sidelined for the time being, had a conflict with FEMALE BLACK.
https://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20170720/mckinley-park/charges-pending-for-city-dispatcher-alleged-road-rage-shooting-cops-say
>>134383551
Anyone we know from /CPD/?
good eve Robert .
check your keys.
Bamp
>someone's been ringing her door bell for over an hour
Top kek
>>134377334
Evening Roberts
Looks like a nice night for fucked up shit to happen
It's the height of summer and the crime rate is only going to go up from here mates
>schizo hearing voices
Well this just got interesting
>foot chase
>>134377334
Hello Roberts, nice to see you all, how is my city treating you?
>>134386787
Hopefully it doesn't storm again.
Key check bump
Whats up dogberts :-DDDDD . Are RNH in effect?
>driveby in a BMW
>drunk janitor keeps shutting off jose's lights
evening fellow roberts. seems like a mellow night. but then i saw something about an explosive device and babies disappearing so maybe it isn't..
>intoxicated janitor
lol
>EIGHT OR NINE
>EIGHT OR NINE SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH
>Good evening fellow Roberts
>crabby is extra crabby
>darr-lleey (?)
>mr. rogers neighborhood jokes
lame
>we don't know what this is
>under some type of influence
>janitor pushed him and son, called 4 times.
>now the janitor pushed him
>anna saying male hispanic, short bald, fat, 30's
>dispatch laughing
>dispatch /comfy/
>Unkown man short, bald, fat, walking in a gang fashion in a suspects home.
Evening Roberts... check yo keys and get comfy
>>134390011
Fredo Black
>>134390360
space ship picking him up, he's gone.
>intoxicated girlfriend keeps hitting caller
I'm kinda shocked it's not a lesbian relationship. I have no idea why but they make up most of the drunk female dosmestics.
>need a polish translator
>child is calling, mom and dad are fighting
:(
>>134390647
Lesbians have an amazingly high domestic violence rate.
>>134390834
I don't exactly understand why...I guess it's a moody emotional bitch fest that causes it?
>bingo players mark wallgreens
>raspy voice "go catch some real criminals man"
did Male Black just get on the air?
>catch some real criminals mane
Emergency button!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>emergacy button pressed, not answering radio
>1414 Robert hit emergency button,
>10-4 we're fine
>>134390647
lolwat?
>quit fucking around with that emergency button
>>134391662
Male black is known to leave the area after the area of a crime
>walgreens again
>male black yelling and refusing to leave
Walgreens needs help selling a nog
Any body snatchers t8nught
>>134391972
I've heard 2 so far plus a gunshot victim in critical condition
>drunk beaner with a cross tattooed on his face hit callers car
I love to grt stoned and oisten to this un bed its max comfy
>too much noise from hookah bar,
>woman threatened by owner and told to go inside and lock the door
>sending cuck husband out to talk.
>call in removal
>male puking blood inside the store
>man walks in to store, is throwing up blood. Fire rolling.
>>134377334
What's this, from Cartoon Network? Do we have guys on the inside?
>weapon recovered
>two people passed out in a vehicle
>looks like a heroin overdone
>two overdoses in car, one male one female, early 30's both. Possible heroin
>bicyclist hit by a car
>laying in the street bleeding
>six year old son is hallucinating
>Unknown man hits a woman with a crate.
>lyft driver got carjacked
I wouldn't want to work at a Walgreen's in Chicongo
I have an app for this.
>homeland security needed for (?)
>13 y/o treating to harm himself
I wish there was a Fresno version of this.
>that why you don't eat at TBK
>>134395015
To bad my county sherrif don't have this. I can just buy a police scanner though.
Chicago is the new Detroit.
>CSA by two male blacks
>group of protesters
>Group of Protestors
>>134395687
Did you catch where that was? Somewhere and Spaulding
>>134395687
>>134395684
All these taxes and they still chimp out.
>7-11 getting robbed at gunpoint
>male black with a gun robbing the 7-11
>>134395988
Most likely W. Foster Ave.
>male laying in the middle of the street
>naked
>not moving
>>134377334
does anyone know what the law says regarding recording the police chatter and using it as audio for projects, such as music or videos? is it legal? does it violate some kind of licence?
>>134391742
haha sorry, brain wasn't working for a minute
>>134396953
thats a fine question. were you going to use it as a backing track in a video? i mean i can't picture any copyright issues, and after all, its set up for public consumption.. However, people do get weird about stuff like that. I would think they would have some such disclaimer on the broadcastify site, but yea, not sure
>>134397265
yeah that was my idea. or maybe make a video intro with it. I'll have to look into it more.
>bright pink toddler bike sitting in the middle of the trail
>does anyone speak polish?
>>134397737
>With other bikers riding off.
>>134397737
>>134397737
Niggers probably kidnapped a blonde white kid and are raping her because that's what those fucking monkeys do.
>>134397737
Is it on the 606?
>>134397994
Didn't catch any specifics
>Intoxicated neighbor threw a phone at the caller.
Free phone.
>>134397994
yes, it was the 606
>>134398255
Nigs are going to ruin it. And soon. It's the same reason malls are dead.
>kid with an AK-47 fled on foot towards Ferdinand
>>134398868
Ah, I remember malls before niggers made it their fucking hang out spot. Glorious times. White people all around.
>>134399148
>white people have no culture
>let's go chimp out at the mall
Liberals/progressives need the death penalty
>>134398868
>>134399148
malls are dying because the internet is killing them.
>>134399544
Oh sweet summer child. Just listen to the radio.
>person shot
>300 west 43rd street
SLOW. IT. DOWN.
>vagrant refuses to leave the harbor
>5 male blk w/guns robbing people Kedzie and Fulton
>explosion
>fire in the alley
>>134400769
>update: it's a van that exploded and burst into flames
>the utility pole and power lines look like they're about to catch fire
>also, male black is stealing a big
Need livecams like they have at the zoo
>>134400914
Digits for mobile meth lab.
Science kids. Pay attention in school.
>>134400406
>Garfield Park
Place is a terrifying shithole, I was there recently with my gf.
>Drunk accident in front of the liquor store.
Damn he almost made it for round two of drinks.
>please send a car to inform these two dindus that we have their son in custody
>teens are beating caller with a skateboard
>car tried to run a cop over
>use caution both parents are armed and walking around
Holy shit. So many shitty summer threads tonight. I had to escape to comfy CPD.
What's crackin' goys?
>>134405363
>kidnappings
>beatings
>shootings
>exploding meth vans
>possible bombs
>nogs with AKs
>people puking blood at walgreens
The usual coonery really.
>caller has been doing meth and is having heart palpitations
>gutshot
>stable is not a condition REEEEE
>>134405598
damn son, glad I just got a coffee.
>>134405845
>>134405845
>>134405845
>>134405845
I don't get why they don't let losers like that just die. It's a waste of tax payers' dollars to keep methheads alive.