BRITAIN TO BAN KITCHEN KNIVES

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hope you britbongs are ready for more acid attacks

In which Amber Rudd again shows that she is a complete moron by trying to claim that banning certain knifes based entirely on aesthetics will actually do anything to prevent crime. Banning knifes does nothing to stop knife crime even if they did we'd just see an increase in barbecue fork crime. It's not like pointy object you could stab someone with it a particularly exclusive category.

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>>134362110
We have harvested the knives off of the streets.
We have gathered them in our knife bins, collecting more and more blades for the terrible golem we have planned to make for many a year.

And now - our plans have finally achieved fruition. The Knife Angel has been born, forged from a million binned knives - we are soon to unleash it upon Germany where it will reap its terrible vengeance.

You won't be laughing soon.

>>134362110
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Fucking britcucks

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>Meanwhile in Texas, we're legalizing the ability to carry a fucking sword in public
>After we legalized guns on college campus

>>134362110
Is this that slippery slope people against gun-control were talking about? Because that's insane

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>>134362110
>MFW I got a beautiful set of JA Henckles Twin and britbongs can NEVER enjoy such instruments

>>134362110
>2017
>Most of violent crimes in UK are commited with the use of knives.
>Government bans knives.

>2022
>Most of violent crimes in UK are commited with the use of bricks and stones.
>Government demolishes all brick buildings.

>2027
>Most of violent crimes in UK are commited with the use of fists.
>Government cuts off wrists of all citizens over the age of twelve.

>2032
>Most of violent crimes in UK are commited in the mind of the perpetrator.
>Government lobotomizes all native population.

>>134362110
How many more, bells, sirens, whistles, and above all else, warning flags do y'all need?
>GB over run with cybermen.

>>134362110
To any Brits or Euros....sometimes the most unconventional items can make an effective defense weapons.

I know most of you can still access firearms in your countries. But if you cannot ontain a license consider the following...

A long pointy umbrella
Take up knitting, and carry the knitting needles along with some booties you have knitted *wink*
Carry multiple keys on a keychain, and use them between your fingers pointing outward
Carry a few handfuls of coins and keep an extra sock in your pocket. Insert coins in pocket for an effective sling weapon. Your extra sock got in your back pocket in the laundry, or something...

Get creative. When laws start to pile up, slither through the loopholes.

>>134365968

I'm moving to the US next year. :D

>>134366271
>JA Henckles Twin

Me too bro. Tell me, did you opt for the dark walnut tone? Wish I did desu, would match my earth toned decor better.

>TFW when my middle class home would be worth millions in London.

>>134366571
We're already at 2032

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>>134362110
>Britbong's face when he tell his attacker that they banned kitchen knifes.

>>134365705
Unleash knifeangel upon africa please

>>134365705

ONE MORE KNIFE REJECTED!

>>134366571
the "government" so called... exempts themselves and their protectors from the laws they impose on the people. It is time for a worldwide population wide imposing on the F-tards in "government" who even propose this rubbish. The way forward is that the people and populations will keep "governments" and its emplyees ion a short leash. They will serve the people and protect the people, not themselves. What will it take for the people to revolt and put this world right again???!!!