Huh?

i dont get it

Barf

>>134359488
ok, that's pretty funny

>>134359488
Does she mean our asshole?

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I'd let Leslie Jones eat my asshole

>>134359488
I have no idea what she's trying to say but I feel violated.

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>>134359488

>>134359488
I've seen this all over /pol/ and I literally don't get it.

Does she mean that if I fuck a woman, she turns into santa claus?

Is she saying that if I fuck a girl, she's gonna bring me presents, in the form of a baby, and then I have to provide for the baby?

I'm so confused.

>>134359488
>American """'''"""''Humour''''''''''''''

You can't all be that young
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/doctor-dies-in-boyfriends-chimney-say-cops/
>she probably isn't referencing this at all and more likely your butthole

>>134359488

you men if men filled their roles then they would have to do real work like chimney sweeping?

>>134359488
Fuck off with this thread I've seen it like 10 times this month.

>>134359488
>Random fucc now sweeps your chimney for free

Nice.

>>134359488
>Don't stoop to promiscuity or else you'll eventually stoop to soot-skinned humanoids

Is it supposed to be an ominous omen warning of the sheboon? Am I reading this right?

>>134359488
That doesn't make any fucking sense.

>>134360787
Autism speaks

Can anyone here that speaks nigger please translate?

>>134359488
It literally talks in bix nood.

>>134359488
She was doing a joke about a crazy ex-girlfriend that tried to break into a guy's house via chimney. Doesn't make sense out of context and this is /tv/ shitposting.

>>134359746
of course kike. of course.

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>>134359488
Don't make me destroy this thread.

>>134362014
top tier

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>>134359488

>>134359488
If you have sex with black chicks they turn into Santa Claus like on that movie with the tool man.

>>134362268
>Can anyone here that speaks nigger please translate?
Bix Nood. Oooga Booga. muh dik. das riiiighhhht
>one of her more cogent arguments desu

>>134362570
RIP Michael Clark Duncan

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>>134362570
you wouldn't dare

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>>134359488
Because her hair looks like the brush Chimney sweeps used.

>>134362906
Better start seeing some sages.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
TOP TIER U GO GURL SLAAAAAY

Am I doing it right?

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>>134362834
Excellent. Now help me with this.

>>134363387
I'm pretty good at decoding nigger speak since I grew up around them, but I have no idea what the fuck this is.

>>134363387
sure thing
it's a lot of colloquialisms that reference the same subject. the structure is also a bit rough even for this breed of afrolopithecus. Loosly translated to English it's basically:
>drink
>gun
>shoot
>penis
>female
>dindu nuffin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq_d8VSM0nw

>>134359652
there's nothing to get

>>134362570
Pls no

>>134359652

shes gonna put her penis in your butthole

>>134359488
WE WUZ CHIMNEYS N SHEIT

>>134364321
that was my first thought too

>>134359652
because of her hair

>>134364008
The first one seems like a rap. So what if they're famous girls, probably fuck with your baby's momma's girl. Family doesn't like Brandon, Brandon doesn't care. Brandon likes them girls, they attract Brandon. Brandon wants to take care, also have fun with them girls.

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>>134360547
kek
They didn't even want to get near him.

>>134364527
>Brandon
does he mean Brandon Phrazer?

>>134360547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq7zA3WVTpw

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>>134364008
>>134364527
Impressive. How do I into ebonics? Do you have to live among niggers to speak it fluently?

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>>134365279
>Do you have to live among niggers to speak it fluently?
not at all. there are many different ways to become nigged.
>I used to smoke pic related.

>>134365279
I don't even think I got that right. I still think it's a rap but I can only get some of it right.

In the second one you have "Vishus" which I believe to be "Vicious". I think someone's name. I have no idea what "Shurmit" is. Shim is a shemale.

But basically he's saying something like "Vicious you're a bitch. You faggot trick ass thought you can chill around Brandon? Never bitch, they going to find your bitch ass dead somewhere or Brandon going to kill you. (here's where I lose it). Something about calling him a bitch again, then something about the police station.

>>134359488
>>134359652
Shes into butt stuff

BUT DURING THE STONE AGE...

>>134366690
>Shes into butt stuff
big surprise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4e8ka0oZHM

>>134359488
She looks like a gorilla. Her nudes were truly horrifying.

>>134359746
>Jew enjoys scatological humor
Color me surprised

>>134359652
If you want vaginal, she will force anal on you.

>>134359488
Santa drops off gifts in the chimney.

She's saying that if you sleep with a woman, don't be surprised when she starts expecting gifts and financial support in return.

It has NOTHING to do with 'butt stuff'

>>134367827
>don't be surprised when she starts expecting gifts and financial support in return
blacks are fucking dumb. like 4 real.

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>>134359488
SHE'S CLIMBIN DOWN YO CHIMNEY
SNATCHIN YO PEOPLE UP

>>134359488
she has a dick

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Is she /ourgal/

>>134359488
>>134360787
it means if you give a woman a decent orgasm you can expect her to develop and unhealthy obsession with violating your privacy and controlling the rest of your life through manipulation and terror (like breaking in to your home via the chimney)

>>134368530
*an unhealthy obsession

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Dear Black People,

I'm so sorry.

I owe you all reparations because every freedom that I have taken granted for my entire life has been made possible by wealth that my ancestors stole. I have benefited from this wealth that was stolen from you as have all of my ancestors, the ones that owned slaves and the ones that did not. All white people owe reparations because as a white person I sit on the pedestal of colonialism and slavery that built the wealth of not only this country but the whole European world.

Every opportunity and amnesty I have has been at the expense of all of my black and brown brothers and sisters around the world. Everything in this country is soaked and saturated with the blood of slavery and genocide. Even the times I have had to scrape for dollars in my life, I still bared the face of the slave masters. I know full well that even the homeless white man on the street corner is going to get more head nods and ham sandwiches than the black man across the street. So to every white person, no matter how little you got or you think you got, you owe money, I owe money. You owe them reparations right now and you will pay them right now, or we will take them from you.

I'm so sorry.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6H0i1RAdHk

video very related

>>134360547
>>134365116

fucking spawn campers

>>134359652
Coal burning?

>>134362570
>Party and bullshit, and party...

>>134368932
Haha took the words from my mouth anon

Do you faggots get paid to post this shit over and over? Fucking slide thread sage this shit.

>>134359746
oy vey!

>>134368620
People like you need to be rounded up with your pet niggers and shot. And so you can continue enjoying your diversity and the company of your beloved apes you can rot together in a communal burial pit.