The final edition of #comfytime before the summer recess features leggy Liz Kendall and her 4% vote share alongside THE NEIL and Choo Choo. Andrew's fuckbuddy John Nicolson features, as do drug mule Richard Bacon, cricket commentator Henry Blofeld and that black guy off Dragons' Den who's named after a pair of jeans.
Starts in 20 minutes on BBC One. For illegals: http://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcone
On TW (11:45pm - 12:40am):
>Andrew Neil reviews the political week with Michael Portillo, Liz Kendall, Miranda Green and John Nicolson. Richard Bacon looks at the state of the world.
>>134357574
>John Nicolson
For fucks sake, I thought we'd got rid of him after he lost his seat.
>>134357784
Could be worse.
Could have been Robertson.
Not really in the mood to watch it tonight but I'll have to because I'll miss in the weeks to come.
The absolute state of this.
>>134358273
Choo choo /fa/ as fuck yet again
>this week's national vacation
top wew
fucking wally world
Weekly reminder for some while, lads
Liz is going to get BLACKED
>>134360001
Did the Suez guy ever write anything like this after his This Week experience?
http://www.richardherring.com/warmingup/11185/article.html
This it broke Herring a bit
>>134360069
From what I remember he said some passive aggressive shit on Twitter afterwards.
Neil sounds like he's had a few more than usual.
>>134360181
Ah ok, so kind of the same I guess given their personalities
How do i get hair like choo choos?
>>134360001
thanks doc
Haha that was brilliant.
>>134357574
>so few ethnic minorities
>>134360069
Tbf to him, he did admit he made a bit of a tit of himself (or words to that effect) on his Twitter account afterwards
>So few ethnic minorities
No Liz please don't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNL6t-Eu-IY
im dyin
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa, women need to be paid the same obscene salaries as men at the BBC
>>134360476
She's ready for some of Levi's reggae reggae sauce.
>>134360494
>Trump created that soap opera with Russia
>>134360533
Simple solution: reduce the male salaries. If they threaten to leave, let them leave.
>Richard Bacon
Fucking who?
I can't wait to see the regeneration and the doctors reaction when she realises she's turned into a woman.
Oh I wish that could happen to me!
thank goodness the licence fee is voluntary
Fuck him up Portillo like you did the Herring cunt.
Bacon you fucking shill
>A Liz has the pins out episode
>>134360689
>Peter Capaldi breast generation
>>134360069
What was the Herring thing? cba to read that.
>>134360650
Sacked from blue peter in the 90's for being a cokehead
>>134360494
>using comedy squish sounds for a video like that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEVbSB2vz_8
>DONAL DRUMPF!!!!
>BREGGGXXXITTT!!!
>Trump and Brexit were caused by (((economic))) reasons
>MUH DIVISION
Fucking hell.
>>134360766
This Week was literally too deep for him.
>>134360838
The squish wasn't in the original.
>are voters well informed
>yes
screaming
>>134360650
Mentioned Richard Heering earlier, and his interview with Richard Bacon is worth watching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eacT6_ctTeY for a nit of 90's nostalgia
>>134360766
Came on the show last week tired as shit, got battered by Portillo
He's tweeting during the show now. Not noticed him doing this before.
>>134360650
A twat.
Why are people so fucking basic?
L is for Labour
L is for Lice
>>134361147
I think this one's pre-recorded.
Don't quote me on that.
>Breggsit
Anyone pronouncing it like this needs to be shot
Isn't it hard to listen to what Liz actually says when you are just thinking about whether you want to fuck her or not?
>>134361367
have already decided "yes"
>Bacon rolling up his sleeves
lel
The reason so many are militant about Brexit is because we get dickheads like Richard Bacon getting platforms where they openly call for it to be basically ignored. I was fine with just leaving it alone after my vote and believing it would be honoured.
>>134361362
Anyone saying the word "Brexit" needs shot.
>mfw they made the Queen say it
>>134361367
I don't need to think about whether I'd fuck her, I think about how I'd fuck her
>>134361367
You'd have to be pretty picky not to.
Ports honker is massive and he's got well long ears
>>134361468
>literally calling for the Queen to be shot
>>134361523
>they made the Queen say it
She didn't write the speech.
>>134357574
Kill yourselves.
>>134361285
I think there has been at least one happening that has been announced near the beginning of the program in the past. Can't remember which one though, maybe Nice or Manchester?
IIRC, all live television has at least a very small delay so it can be cut off at a moment's notice if something happens.
>>134361502
It's called getting old.
>>134361482
M8 I'm in my 40's, women like Liz are 10 a penny, and you can't just fuck them and leave, they want comittment. It's alright when she's a MILF fantasy for you young un's.
>>134361502
He truly is the most beautiful Englishman alive now.
>>134361453
This is what pisses me off about people going 'dude why are pro brexit politicians so paranoid lmao', it's probably something to do with twats like Philip Hammond basically calling for it to be watered down to the point that we may as well have never left.
Richard 'Blue Peter sacked me because I was a cokehead' Bacon needs to get to fuck
>>134361633
I should also mention that single women in their 40's are batshit mental
Fuck Bacon off, let's get Blowers on.
>>134361649
>>134361745
>I should also mention that women are batshit mental
ftfy
>>134361606
don't you have a Somali 'child refugee' to be fellating, sven?
>>134361633
>women like Liz are 10 a penny
False. I'm not saying she's incredible, but she's in the top 5% of women aged 46
>>134361814
>Women
ftfy
>>134361633
Hahaha fair enough pal, I don't usually consider commitment issues when fantasizing over whether i'd like to bang someone though.
>Merkel is a successful leader
>>134361846
46? Fair do's, she's good for 46
He's got the sexy glasses out
>>134361611
Was definitely Nice.
>these glasses
>>134361981
She's getting what she wants so she is doing something right.
>>134361981
She has been successful in destroying Germany.
>>134361804
holy shit lol
>>134361981
She is though, same goes for Blair. I hate what they've done but it's undeniable that they're successful.
>>134361147
David Lammy lost his shit. Tried to hang on to "muh friend died in grenfell" excuse when Neil was slapping him about
>>134362105
>I AM THE LAW
>>134361628
when you meet old age all you will have to keep warm is a church candle and the fond memories of your dad raping you
>>134361975
>Fantasizing
>z
>>134362140
m8, his friend died, that means what he says is true. You heartless bastard.
miranda>>liz
>>134362140
It's like that women who's son died in Iraq. It made her the official authority on whether the Iraq war was right or not. You can't question someone who has emotion.
>>134361804
Someone said it a few weeks back and it will be said again, but tfw you will never get a 2 hour extended edition of This Week with The Neil, Choo choo and someone like Zizek chalking up lines on the table and debating the pants off of the weeks events.
>>134361843
all their bulbnogs are tapping all the depressive 40something femcunts
>>134362240
Autocorrect init
>>134362240
Do they still sell Fanta? Haven't seen it around here in ages.
>cohbin attacked meeh on pooblic sectah peeh
>>134362361
Yeah, I've noticed that sex pest Brendan Cox has become an authoritative voice on all extremism since his wife was butchered to death last year.
>>134362416
There used to be an 80's show on channel 4 called "After Dark". It literally was people like Zizek talking shit for hours on end until they got tired and went home. Was great TV.
fanta comes in meme shaped bottles now
>>134362495
Yes. It's everywhere.
>>134362495
...yes? get out your man cave lad
New brit/pol/ when you're done with the this week thread.
>>134361720
>>134362586
and if you dare question Brendan Cox its like killing his wife all over again, you heartless bastard.
>>134362587
Is that the series where Oliver Reed turned up totally aresholed and groped some feminist?
>>134362754
Yes, absolute classic.
>>134362754
Yep.
>Reed drank alcohol during the broadcast; he referred to another member of the panel, who had a moustache, as 'tache' and used offensive language. After one hour Reed returned from the toilet and, getting more to drink, rolled on top of the noted feminist author Kate Millett, who then complained (though she later asked for a tape of the show to entertain her friends).
>>134361843
Same same, cucklord.
Taylor Swift is an Aryan Goddess not of this world
I've got a slight feeling that Miranda & Kevin recorded their parts at a different time to Quentin.
>>134362690
Brendan Cox called Tommy Robinson an opportunist the other day. The hypocrisy is staggering.
>>134362872
We need another show like that
Portillo ripping the shit out of MIranda and Nicolson.
Chester Bennington has offed himself lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0
Nicholson is Lord Haw Haw! What is ths cunt still doing on tv?
>>134362914
Did she leave her arse on Venus?
>>134363075
#PortilloRailways
>talking about brexit
>both guests pro remain
Hmmm
>>134362942
BC is always picking fights on Twitter and making snide remarks, then hides behind an army of simpering twats who think he's not allowed to be challenged cos Joe Cocks got her shit fucked up.
>>134363156
Bit late on that one lad
>>134363156
rip benny chesterton
>>134363329
>Portillo ripping them apart
>>134363195
how dare you
get gassed cunt scum
>>134362872
>he referred to another member of the panel, who had a moustache, as 'tache'
>>134363559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fM0SF4n-j0
>>134363444
Only just seen it on kikebook, that shit came right out of the blue.
>labour STILL campaigning
>>134363758
Aye on Chris Cornells bday too, leaves 6 kids behind. Ima guess it was mummy issues.
>>134360069
Just finished reading that article. What a fucking smarmy little cunt Richard Herring is.
Hope he gets arse cancer.
>SNP man's voice breaking
>>134364097
>Hope he gets arse cancer.
He'd only make another show out of it
>>134363893
He got 'sexually abused' as a kid and has been an alcoholic and druggie for about 20 years. He also fell for the playboy bunny jew.
>lights going out in the HoC
ayy
>>134360494
That needs a song from Initial D in it
>>134360069
>I had discovered that Farage was doing his own section so I wouldn’t have to interact with the human frog man on screen, but I didn’t really want to have to spend any time with a man who is the saviour or destroyer of the country, depending on if you listen to insane racists or normal people (but which is which?).
>>134363760
IT WAS HIS TURN
kek that was autistic
Holy shit this hand shake that was insane
Based Blowers
>>134364316
He spent so much of that article crying about being near Farage, literal autism.
>>134364376
>that little french man
Trump's Presidency pays for itself.
>>134364376
Yeh honestly what the fuck is it all about? What does he mean by his handshakes?
A power thing, of course, but Jesus christ.
>>134364621
He just wants someone to hold.
>>134364316
>insane racists or normal people
>Implying that 12% of the population, those who voted UKIP, are insane racists
>Implying that 52% are insane racists
>Implying that Farage is a racist and not a CIVIC
Richard Herring is a total fucking joke.
Fuck. I'll miss Blowers on TMS
>If you set the recorder for 3am
what
You're fooling no one Levi
God damn Liz's hip movements are sexy
>getting levi roots to randomly twiddle knobs
>That little arse shake from Liz
Fucking hell lads, Liz's dancing gave me a stiffy.
Am I the only one who didn't enjoy that all because of the bit where they finally admitte globalism was shite for us but good for them but 'oh well we've learnt our lesson now so we'll just keep on shitting on Trump and Brexit and rely on fucking Macron to make everything better'.
>liz shaking her hips
MMMMM
>>134365325
Too late, I've spunked
''choo choo here''
i love this show
Liz made me cum my pants and now I'm going to send her the bill
No PIF tonight. How disappointing.
>Arms,and procuring arms
I love these cuts into Hard Talk
See you lads in September
Thursday evenings are gonna be so shitty up until then.