What is the most redpilled thing you have done recently?

>2/4 of a mile
Ask me how I know you're not getting a better job any time soon

>>134337439
Kek! He did a 360 and got out of there.

>>134337439
typo, fuck you autistic math nazi

>>134337208
>2/4 of a mile

>>134337882
Take it easy man, put the club down.

Ok my turn. I was headed home from work. Saw this homeless nigger sleeping at the bus stop. I noticed he was knocked out. Once I realized this I set to work. I quickly searched him and took a few dollars from his wallet as well as his ID and old photos. I also took his shoes and threw them down a storm sewer. As my final act of redpilling, I jacked off on his unconscious face.

Next

>>134337208
>2/4 of a mile

Why not just write "1/2" or "half" a mile?

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I wasted some idiot sandniggers money by getting him to splash acid over my face, all those bennies he gets spent on acid and he didn't even get to throw it in the face of a random woman hes never spoken to before.

>>134339079

>I jacked off on his unconscious face.
> his ID and old photos

I cracked a laugh

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>>134337208
I went into a local Dunkin Donuts that is 100% staffed by beaners and stole all their napkins.

>>134337208
sounds about right. /pol/ only able to fight homeless drunks.
why dont you grow a pair and square up to someone who can defend themselves?

>>134339551
Thanks. I like to go the extra 2/4 mile.

Clean my room and sort myself out

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>>134339079
That's what i do on Friday nights before i start getting drunk and shitpost.

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>>134338254
kek'd

>>134337208
lets hope you stay as a rent a cop

>>134339782
That's bullshit! I fight any unconscious person regardless of their level of intoxication of living situation.

>>134337208
That wasn't redpilled. You basically just chimped out like a retard. Kys.

>>134337882
How do you typo any reduced fraction?

>>134337208
nice blog dude !

>>134339388
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>>134339782
learn to read dipshit, it was the most redpilled thing i had done RECENTLY.

>Drove to bad part of town
>Took crossbow with field points
>1:00 am ...cops don't exist here
>Bolts are sterile
>search for pack of dindus
>park around corner lights off
>its pitch black
>hog pack is 50 yards away
>roll window down enough
>shoot dundu in legs

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>>134340159
He must be using the phone app.

>>134337882

> doesn't into reduced fractions

> typo

You want to know the most redpilled thing you could possibly do right now? Shoot yourself in the fucking head at the next possible moment.

>>134340541
That's not nice. I think the most redpilled thing he could do is learn fractions.

>>134340264
please tell me about the bravest redpilled thing you've done.

something tells me they are both the same events.

>>134337208
>be army fag
>few hours ago have training mission to guard a fuel point
>soldiers dressed up as sand niggers, robes etc show up
>Platoon gathers on point rifles ready
>they start saying some gibberish and move closer to us
>female captain, diversity promotion bitch says in a lispy fag voice "stay back"
>I yell "ma'am they're just peaceful migrants"
>platoon laughs hysterically
>her face finds mine and gives me sour look.
>mfw KP tomorrow
>mfw no face

>>134340900
you first, i bet your an antifa saboteur

>>134341304
im not the one who made the thread claiming anything.

but ill bite
The most redpilled thing ive ever done was ignore the opinions of people who dont directly influence my life.

I've been blue pilled lately. I gave a black beggar some change when he came up and asked me.

I'm so lonely it was nice to actually have someone come up and talk to me for once

I need a woman in my life, bros.

>>134341304
*You're

>>134341827
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1500580494144.webm

>>134341447
lame

my mexican friend and i beat up a hipster couple, that is extraordinarily redpilled.

In an argument with a black. Immediately get called racist. Say yeah I am but point out how their argument flaws and further point out that racism has nothing to do with the situation at all. Everyone around me got a visibly warm feeling inside. Success.

suddenly one day:
>get bored
>go to gym

feeling alive bois

>>134337208
And this is why the usa has a problem with police brutality.

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>>134341991

>>134337208
I mow lawns for a living and drive around from neighborhood to neighborhood yelling at niggers, spics and jihadis

>be me
>be walking home from work at around 10PM
>turn corner, see 4 hood looking black guys
>uh oh, safety goes off
>hopefully they don't see me
>hear an "AY YO"
>FUGGGGGGGGGGG
>group approaches me
>WHERE YOU FROM
>tell them
>YOU IN WRONG HOOD NIGGA, GOTTA PAY A REPARISHIN TAX
>uhhhh ok?
>didn't feel like a robbery, but didnt feel normal either
>break silence by asking what that is
>he says I have to pay each one $5, or they will beat me up
>I only have a $10

It's known as the Two Quarters (2/4) Compromise

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>when OP is a retard

I replaced the shut-off valve on my neighbor's toilet. She is a 70 yr old lady who lives alone and I noticed her struggling with push mower when I first moved into neighborhood so I offered to do it. Now I do it every other week and take her to the grocery store once a week. The whole neighborhood thinks I'm awesome and she's always making me delicious treats.

>>134341782
Get a trap gf.

>>134342903
10/10

>>134337208
>beating a defenseless homeless bro
>too scared to beat teenage niggers who are the real problem
GTFO faggot

>>134341782
i can only understand, i live in the blackest city of France, hard not to talk to anyone, can't even find a gf in this hellhole, they're all full black

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>>134343012
i like you

>>134337208
And this is why you will never be a real cop. Your autism will fail you during the psychological test

>>134341991
LMAO

>>134337208
Meeting a blonde white ethnonationalist qt tonight for a first date. She wants 4 kids, loves to cook, and believes its her duty as a woman to satisfy her husband.

>>134341177
Want to know how I know you're a POG?

>>134341177
That is what you get for being a pog

>>134343236
>teenage niggers
>real problem

what do you think the 2nd is for? mark my words, the time will come for that

>>134340541
Why you gotta be such a big meanie

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Dear Black People,

I'm so sorry.

I owe you all reparations because every freedom that I have taken granted for my entire life has been made possible by wealth that my ancestors stole. I have benefited from this wealth that was stolen from you as have all of my ancestors, the ones that owned slaves and the ones that did not. All white people owe reparations because as a white person I sit on the pedestal of colonialism and slavery that built the wealth of not only this country but the whole European world.

Every opportunity and amnesty I have has been at the expense of all of my black and brown brothers and sisters around the world. Everything in this country is soaked and saturated with the blood of slavery and genocide. Even the times I have had to scrape for dollars in my life, I still bared the face of the slave masters. I know full well that even the homeless white man on the street corner is going to get more head nods and ham sandwiches than the black man across the street. So to every white person, no matter how little you got or you think you got, you owe money, I owe money. You owe them reparations right now and you will pay them right now, or we will take them from you.

I'm so sorry.

>>134343012
my man

>>134343368
Provided her penis is sufficiently feminine, I see no reason not to propose to her tonight.

it's stringent on the penis thing though, so please do be sure to ask prior to popping the question

/r/ing the reviewbrah nigger story image

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>>134341991

>>134337208
Not sure how "red pulled"this is but oh well.

>couple weeks ago
>having a smoke on my deck
>see a girl that looks absolutely wasted at a party on neighbors property
>get changed to go for a run
>see same girl stumbling to her car
>watch her get in
>fuckingcunt.jpg
>walk over to her car like a chad
>she's on the phone with someone
>looks at me and turns away
>laugh at this arrogant cunt and bang harder on her window
>she looks surprised now
>she rolls window down
>yeah excuse me miss but I noticed you stumbling to your car and were hanging out your door when you were trying to close it just now
>she begins saying something
>do my best to look/sound annoyed
>cut her off midsentence "you look fucking wasted, you're not planning on driving right now right?"
>she starts stammering no
>good because if I see you drive away I already have your plates and I'll call the cops so you can get a DWI
>silence while I'm standing there for a few seconds
>start actually getting angry, and call her an irresponsible moron and turn and walk off.

Saw her stumbling back into the house a few minutes after when I started my run.

Felt good to put a slut in her place.

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>>134337208
>wife of a friend with a child wants me to fuck her for years
>sending me nudes and shit
>sometimes in my drunk and nihilistic moments I agree to meet (she lives in the other side of the country), just to call it off when I realise that I have morals and shit
>shit goes on for years
>seems like they are trying to fix their marriage and she leaves me alone
>nope
>she tells me they are divorcing
>I agree to meet because I haven't had any pussy for years
>I tell her I don't want anything else
>she pretends to agree
>gets clingier and clingier every day
>I call it off
>two weeks of futile attempts at emotional manipulation
>I always call her out on her bullshit
>I find some kind of sadistic amusement from emotinally tormenting a roastie who used to cheat on her future husband with his then best friend and also tried to seduce me
>she tells me she is having a date in two days to make me jealous
>I'm not jealous but she is getting boring
>tell her soon-to-be ex-husband about our two-years-long ordeal
>he is not that surprised, actually he wouldn't mind if we got together after the divorce
>cuck
>idontneedthatshit
>cunt comes home from the date, realizes I'm talking to her husband, she is mad
>accuses me of making his already bad mood even worse (nevermind he was pissed off because she was already dating)
>two days later she tells me how good her date was and she is visiting the guy in my city in two weeks
>whatever
>she also tells me that her husband keeps trying to persuade me that we should get together
>ask him what the fuck was that
>he didn't say such thing
>he only said he could imagine way worse alternatives
>call her out on her lies
>pathetic attempts to guilt trip me
>block her on facebook
>she doesn't know my new phone number

Should have done this easier, but the temptation was quite strong, especially because I've been an incel for years. But fucking her a few times then realising she lied about taking pills or shit like that ain't worth it.

>>134343394
I do

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Some drug addict sandnigger in my city always targets tourists because he speaks good English, whenever I see him try asking people for gibs I come right over and tell them he's a con.
I always point my phone like I'm filming so this rif nigger runs every time.

>>134337558
He Did a 360 and reverse moonwalked away

Also for my most redpilled story

I made an algerian girl leave islam and hate shitskins, she now vote right any chance she get

I redpilled every single one of my friends, even the shitskins (i have only half-redpilled them since they're shitskins, they would go crazy at the white-nationalism part) and i made my mom look The Greatest Story Never Told (she loved it), she was alt-lite, she's now full death-squad

Also i never go out without a knife or my american fist, and black people where i live likes to stare at you in the eyes, most people turn a blind eye whenever they do it, i give them an even more angry look (they never did anything somehow, it's supposed to provoke a fight, i'm not even fit or anything)

Also, i have an american fist because my brother gave it to me at my 15th birthday, when i was 16y/o i still had never used it and i really wanted to try, i was the typical victim looking guy, with glasses and everything, a bit muscular for my age but you couldn't see through clothes, so i had an idea, i would go to the most known dangerous place of the city and simulate to text a message on my new phone, one hand in the pocket ready to take out my american fist

One nigger show up, typical gangster looking, the kind you can see one kilometer away, he's on the other side of the road, i'm staring at my phone but i see him, he cross the road to join my side, he pass me, nothing happens, 2 sec later:
"Hey man
- Yeah ?
- Be careful here, it's not safe, someone could rob you
- T-thanks senpai"

so basically nothing happened but i was pretty based at 16y/o

Also i just noticed it's called "brass knuckles" in the US, don't know why we call it "poing américain" here

>>134339854

Kek

>>134340541
Burst out laughing. Thanks.

>>134343394
Ayo hol up. I'm not even infantry. Marines are perminate POG

>>134337208
i called a some fag a fag once

>>134337558
The absolute state of American education. A 360 means you're facing the same way moron

I rate this bait a solid 8/10

>>134337208
>getting mad
that's not redpilled at all, you got cucked by your emotions

>>134345488
can't tell if bait or literally this new

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>>134342110
>my mexican friend and i beat up a hipster couple
You're a nigger.

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>>134345860
t. swampnigger

>>134337208
>>i walk about 2/4 of a mile
why not 1000000/2000000?

>>134337208
>huhuhuh yo beavis check it out im all like black or something huhuhuhuh

>Yeah ghhhmmhmhmhm cool... you're like one of those rappers of something ghmhmhhmhm

>cool huhuhuh

>>134337208
Nigger, that's you from the future!

>>134337208
You are the degenerate.
Violence over nothing is the sign or an animal, you are nothing better then a cracked out nigger on the street.
You will be what given police a bad name.

>>134346808
>fuck you then
>nothing

>>134337208
>take daughter to the park
>2 nigger moms and KEEEEIDS there
>barely even enter the park, KEEDS start screaming MAMAAAAA THAT GIRL TOUCHED OUR TOYS!!!
>i knew it what was happening but i just wanted to test
>daughter goes down slide
>nigglets are watching her every move to find something to be oppressed about, screeching to their angry black mom with tattoos
>pick up daughter after five minutes and mosey back to the car to go to another park further down the street.

I didn't relax.

>>134337208

>I attacked some black bum like a nigger

You're like the king of the Aryans, OP

Trying to redpill two girl friends atm to the inferiority of negros

>Jewish kid in my government class
>always saying sjw shit and agreeing with Marxist professor
>one day I try to redpill class on the holohox and he gets upset and basically forces the teacher to make me stop
>thatsit.jpg
>few days later I slip some weed in his backpack
>report him to campus police for selling drugs
>he gets arrested, criminally charged and then expelled

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ma0SruA8u3o

>>134345488
hey kid, you don't need a fancy schmancy public school to fucking lurk more

>>134337439
Kekburger

>>134343012
Helping your neighbors is a manly thing to do. Good job.

>>134347283
as much as I despise Jews, in the unlikely event you're telling the truth you're a terrible person. And that's such a kike thing to do as well - framing someone then reporting them to the authorities.

>>134347142
unless you yourself are a girl there is no point in befriending women.

>>134347725
no, he did the smart thing. gotta fight fire with fire sometimes.

>>134347725
Fucking kill yourself soft fucking faggot, that fucking Jew is everything this board hates, and your supporting him you fucking shill, gtfo /pol/ fucking shitskin

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>>134341991
LOOL

>>134337208
OPpic can't be true
rusanon

>>134337208
>2/4
>hitting a drunken bum for no other reason than to brag about it

You were the sorry faggot who picked on the kid in wheelchair weren't you?

>>134347283
You are an hero

>>134343012
Good chap.
Also, she'll probably leave you her house in her will.

>>134348458
no i'm not that low. however, i played baseball my freshmen year of highschool and the varsity team used to haze us really bad. some of it bordered on gay sexual assault. do you have any idea how much that ruins your mental and moral fabric?

>be rent a cop
>assault innocent citizen because he mildly irritated you

And then Anon was a nigger

>>134337208

Hide your fucking power level and stop being an asshat.

>>134349317
oh that excuses your behavior then!

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>>134337208
>be tutor to autistic kids
>teach them that niggers are bad and dumb
>teach the males girls are stupid
>teach them glorious Western history showing them the power of greek wisdom and roman military society and incorporating that into what im teaching them so they stay interested
>show em pictures of how white society used to be and redpill on modern architecture
>mfw they praise trump, mock chinks, laugh at jews and look down on their beaner friends in school

take that you fuckin kikes. I got to them first.

also my friend and I are planning to rob illegals on payday. They literally can't tell the cops or get deported.

>>134349711
also explains your faggotry

>>134337208
>impulsively pull my collapsible baton and hit him
>sterilize the baton
Ahahahah i don't why i can't stop laughing. Op is based

>>134337208
Ended up shooting a nigger cuz he couldn't drive a standard.

>>134347503
>>134345695
THAT'S THE JOKE YOU FUCKING NEWFAGS
kys yourselves

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>>134345488
*baitposts loudly*

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>>134337208
>2/4 of a mile
>2/4

>>134337439
fpbp

>>134342110
>LOOK AT THIS MEXICAN GUY IN A TRUMP HAT
>FUCKING BASED

>>134337208
>2/4 of a mile
kys

the warning of a 'Zombie Apocalypse' was real

>went to Bern for work (capital of Switzerland, super shithole)
>broad daylight plenty of people around, walking near the station
>junkie approaches me and asks for money
>fuck off
>he keeps asking
>i keep walking and tell him to fuck off
>he gets mad
>i laugh
>tries to punch me
>i literally dont even touch him, just dodge, guess martial arts training for 15 years was useful after all
>he falls over
>i sit on his back so he can't get up, slap his ass and mock him
>his junkie friends start mocking him too
>i tell them they're all a bunch of degenerates and should kill themselves
>i leave
>they seem shocked like i shouted "GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW" or something
good times

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>>134349740
This is too fucking good

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>>134343012
Well done.

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>>134344078
That was a good thing, anon.

>>134351228

was it the junkie besides the burger king? bern is fucking cancer i swear and those junkies are annoying as fuck

>>134337439
BEST POST

>>134337208
>be basically dead inside
>10:30 at night
>get off from my armed security job, trying to get a job at the sheriffs department
>hop on the bus to go home
>get off to transfer to my last bus
>drunk black bum sitting in the stop shelter and listening to music on his smart phone(yes, a fucking smart phone.)
>"Eyyy you look like a pretty cool nigga, got a dollah?"
>"Sorry, but I only have two singles for the bus."
>"Fuck you then."
>the bum notices my uniform
>"You a rent a cop? I coulda been a real cop but I fucked dat up."
>proceeds to tell me his life story
>i'm getting visibly pissed but the drunk nigger can't take a hint
>on and on
>i snap and impulsively pull my collapsible baton and hit him (not hard enough to kill him) in the left temple leaving a minor gash
>"Zzzzz"
>i walk about 3/6 of a mile to the next stop on that line in case the bum wakes up
>bus picks me up as i'm walking
>get home around 11:45 and sterilize the baton with rubbing alcohol, god knows what diseases these street people have

You next.

>>134344078
Should have let her crash

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>few years ago
>first son is two, take him to open preschool
>plays with other kids some
>see black child pushing a play pram
>has black doll in it
>takes pram away
>takes doll and throws it back in the bin
>takes out white doll and puts it in the pram
>plays with pram until he gets bored

>>134337208
>acting like a feral nigger
>redpilled
hope you get prison time

>>134351457
based af. if only there were more out there like this

>>134337208
>be basically dead inside
>10:30 at night
>get off from my armed security job, trying to get a job at the sheriffs department
>hop on the bus to go home
>get off to transfer to my last bus
>drunk black bum sitting in the stop shelter and listening to music on his smart phone(yes, a fucking smart phone.)
>"Eyyy you look like a pretty cool nigga, got a dollah?"
>"Sorry, but I only have two singles for the bus."
>"Fuck you then."
>the bum notices my uniform
>"You a rent a cop? I coulda been a real cop but I fucked dat up."
>proceeds to tell me his life story
>i'm getting visibly pissed but the drunk nigger can't take a hint
>on and on
>i snap and impulsively pull my collapsible baton and hit him (not hard enough to kill him) in the left temple leaving a minor gash
>"Zzzzz"
>i walk about 4/8 of a mile to the next stop on that line in case the bum wakes up
>bus picks me up as i'm walking
>get home around 12 - 15/60 and sterilize the baton with rubbing alcohol, god knows what diseases these street people have

cool story

>>134351558
No, between the station building and the Bahnhof bus stop.
What the fuck is wrong with Bern anyways? There's like 10 times the junkies there's in Geneve or Zürich or whatever

>>134341991
saw this the other day.
i laff'd just as hard today

>>134351795
Yeah and hit an innocent family in a car.
Fuck, let them die because you were too much of a spineless, indecisive limp-dick fucking excuse of a man to have act on any non-existent forethought whatsoever.
McFucking kill yourself

>be me, at uni
>guy selling Marxist newspapers
>walk by him and go *COUGH*HOLODOMOR*COUGH*

>>134352080

yeah that's refugee and junkie hot spot there.

I guess they kind of centralize near the train station because bern is kind of small and in zurich it is more spread out. But there is no doubt that bern is beyond saving.

When all normal people are working the streets are without lieing 80% refugees (blacks with this strange fizzy hair) and other degenerates. All kind of degenerates are protected here in bern because the lefties have the political power. so glad i will move away from this shithole in a week but alas to another shithole near zurich.

>>134345014
>american fist
mfw when brass knuckles are called american fist. Is this how french people feel when they hear americans say "french fries"?

>I made an algerian girl leave islam and hate shitskins, she now vote right any chance she get
story pls. was she muslim?

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>>134337208
Beat up a nigger.

>>134337208
>be me
>security advisor and part time contractor (mostly police stuff)
>live in a nice area, good neighbors and beautiful girlfriend
>home alone, it's 3:10 and I'm shitposting between work
>hear a noise across the street
>look out window and see a feral nigger climbing over old Ms Peters wall
>grab my G32 and run outside in my pyjama pants
>nigger climbs down and sees me
>raise my gun and shout at him to halt
>my shouting wakes people up
>slowly angry husbands and fathers emerge with varying firearms and blunt weapons
>2 muslim neighbors are furious and start off about how nigger ruin everything
>mfw we grab the nigger and force him down
>mfw we smash his hands and feet with a pool mallet while he screams for mercy
>mfw the Police arrive and thank us for catching a criminal
>they see his hands and feet, just laugh and say 'een minder' (one less)
>for the next week all my neighbors drop off gifts at my house
>all this whiskey and beer
>I don't even drink
>old Ms Peters didn't even wake up

>be me. be White; a spec of salt in a sea of pepper
>decide to talk to grocery store
>if I can make it past the druggies, pimps, crack whores, pan-handlers, etc... to the parking lot of grocery store, I'm good because they have security
>wrong. nigger passes up a group of niggers to get to me to ask for some gibs
>i go the fuck off on the nigger, gaining the attention of security personnel and everyone else in the parking lot
>nigger won't accept my challenges; slaps at me
>pan handling nigger walks away. security and one cop on duty turn their attention to me. they harass me and let the other guy walk though they witnessed the assault
>decide to never again walk to fucking grocery store or anywhere else near there

>>134337208
I'd rather not confess a crime on le chins tbqh.

>>134337208
I told my friends about the jews.
Im only dating my race.
Cut trades and contacts with jews.

>>134352296
Or hit a jihadist, or a bank robber, or a shitskin, or a jew. It's all chance m8, Mcfucking throw yourself in the gas chamber.

>>134352674
decide to "walk" to grocery store fucking fuck spell check

>>134352669
i hear you guys do some crazy shit. how much do they pay you?

>>134339874
Roughly speaking eh?

>>134352893
How about you mcfucking rub your bellend on a cheese-grater fucking cunt

>>134353254
Go mcfucking rub your nuts on a hot stove fucking nigger.

>>134349740
haha based if tru

>>134353014
Depends on the work I do.

SAPS (SA Police Service) pay very average rates but most of the time I get contracted in when they've been caught with their pants down so I can get away with charging high rates.

I've done more serious work in Africa for oil and mineral companies and was in South Sudan and then Somalia for 4 month cycles for two years working for the UN. Both paid very well and in USD, which is really nice given the exchange rate.

I could buy my own house in a nice area when 22.

Police work is fun when it's public order stuff (riots and township violence) UN work is boring as fuck, just babysitting some NGO types when they leave their compounds.

>>134353438
You go lick the insides of an STI clinic contaminated waste container while ramming a mcfucking corkscrew up your arse you furious flaming fucking faggot

>>134337208
That's a swine. You made my day

>>134352674
Buy a gun. anything in .357

>>134353873
envy

half the time i just monitor security cameras or patrol the work site assigned to.

>>134350604
Actually KEK'd

>>134354336
It has it's ups and downs.

I often work shitty hours and when I was working in Africa I wouldn't see my partner for months at a time. I'm going to keep at it for 4 or so years then start my own company.

>>134337208
>shit that happened
>this post
pick one

>>134345488
Yeah you faggot leaf, it was the joke I was making and also part of an old meme. Fuck off newfag.

>>134339079
My turn. On my way to the bar I saw this homeless nigger walking around without shoes on and his pockets turned inside out.

As we got closer it looked like someone had jizzed in his face.

He asked if we had any water to washed what looked like crusted jizz out of his eyes.

We didn't have any water but my buddy threw a strawberry milk shake in his face and we ran away.

The nig tried to run after us but we lost him at the next intersection.

It was pretty funny.

>>134353982
Go mcfuck the decapitated head of a corpse with aids while simultaneously ramming your cock through a spaghetti strainer you fucking nigger.

>>134354577
>butt pirate

how big did your dad make your anus?

>>134341177
>>Black
>>Female

POG

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>>134355079
>this much projection
>>134349317
>some of it bordered on gay sexual assault.
Why don't you tell us where your dad touched you, anon...

>>134351228
>Bern
>""shithole""

https://www.google.hu/search?q=Bern+Sv%C3%A1jc&newwindow=1&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAONgFuLQz9U3MMutKlACs1LM8iq0-Jzzc3Pz84IzU1LLEyuLAZs-MX4mAAAA&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjE5oaF75jVAhVoOpoKHav0BMwQ_AUIBigB&biw=1366&bih=638

Typical Switz fag

I convinced my father-in-law to vote for PVV (Geert Wilders' party) instead of the usual cuck carrousel of liberal parties he liked to vote for in the past.

His city was one of the few to become majority PVV, so I like to think I helped.

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>waiting for bus
>loads of grown men around me
>couple across the street getting into an argument
>it escalades, pushing and so on
>drunk guy starts beating his gf
>sits on top of her, holds her arms down and starts really caving her head in
>instantly drop my gym bag and run towards him yelling "what the fuck are you doing fuckface"
>punch him as hard as I could in the face
>this dude is like 6"2 whilst im 5"10
>so use all I have to keep him on his knees
>as I start to choke him out
>his gf, that he just completely beat to shit starts yelling at me
>"NO!!!! DONT HIT HIM.. I LOVE HIM"
>freeze up for a moment to process this bs
>grown ass men who were just standing there watching run up and pull me away
>"you shouldn't have hit him" they said
>tell them to fuck off, get my bag and go to the gym

fucking women

>go to gamejew to buy some xbox 360 controllers
>3 young black scientists and doctors in front of me
>sayin "nigga" and "shit" a lot together as they buy some NFL and NBA game
>clerk is kinda annoyed
>they wad like 80 bucks at her and dig for a few more in pockets
>they get games and leave
>buy my shit and drive to grocery store to get some bottled water and some food for dinner
>checkin out in line
>3 hood nogs in front of me again
>buying chips, soda, some frozen pizza
>w/e they are enjoying game night
>realize they are using EBT to buy it
>get enraged that they just spent there own money of useless games and tax payer money on junk food
>speak up and say "So you spend your food stamps and junk food and your own money on video games?"
>coons look at me, 2 are confused and 1 is annoyed
>"ay nigga mind your own shit"
>tell him i'm not a nigga and that they need to get there shit together in life
>cashier begins to call over manager because it could get bad
>manager comes over
>white guy with blonde hair
>the angry coon starts chimping out and throws the soda off the cashiers desk and onto the ground making a mess
>manager get mad and tells them to leave
>they start talkin about "donald trumps america" and "racist white people"
>1 won't leave, others are wading towards the door
>manager threatens to call cops
>they scram

I waited like 10 minutes before i left the store in case they where waiting outside. i hear some states allow EBT for alcohol as well. that shit has to end.

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>>134355553
>https://www.google.hu/search?q=Bern+Sv%C3%A1jc&newwindow=1&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAONgFuLQz9U3MMutKlACs1LM8iq0-Jzzc3Pz84IzU1LLEyuLAZs-MX4mAAAA&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjE5oaF75jVAhVoOpoKHav0BMwQ_AUIBigB&biw=1366&bih=638
Is this a Hungarian word or something?

>>134337208
>two weeks ago
>in Rome with my friend
>near the Colosseum
>some niggers are standing around trying to sell shit
>they put on this big friendly negro routine and pat you on the back and shit
>we try to ignore them
>one of them starts pushing me to buy his shit
>I just say no I don't want anything
>he says "do you not like my people?"
>"no fuck off"
>he fucks off.

>>134343368
>ethnonationalist
Mexican
>Wants 4 kids
Has 4 kids, 3 different fathers
>Loves to cook
Is fat
>Wants to please her husband
Is into swapping partners

That great bro! Looks like you have a keeper

>>134354959
So I was almost home when I see this nigger standing on the corner under a street light. He was six kinds of fucked up. The blood dripping from his temple looked bad but there was something else. He had some kind of thick pink fluid all over his face. I thought he was rabid, so I pulled out my gun and gave him the Atticus Finch treatment. On closer inspection I realized this was the homeless coon I'd shot my load on earlier that night. When I tasted the strange liquid I realized it was strawberry milkshake. It must have been thrown at him because nigs aren't good with milk products.

Anyway, I butt fucked him and threw his lifeless corpse into a passing convertible mustang.

Next.

gave ten bucks to an old guy. He said he came to town to do a drywall job and the guy never called him back. he didn't have the gas to make it back home. I figured what the fuck, even if it's just a story, he's white.

>>134353873
So you guys can just break nigger hands and feet and get away with it?

I'm fucken jealous.

>>134355781
Svájc is Hungarian for Switzerland. You could also google "switzerland bern" and get the same results.

>>134355429
>hiding behind a fake flag
i will assume you are a swede and in that case was defiled by a somali and enjoyed it too

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>>134356007

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>>134344078
Good job anon.

>>134355737
You were bluepilled, not redpilled.

>>134344118
>>wife of a friend with a child wants me to fuck her for years
>>sending me nudes and shit
should have ended there. degenerate.

>>134355737
>you shouldn't have hit him
they're right, let the dumb bitch get her ass beat

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>>134339854
K
E
K

>>134337208
is that nigger real?

>>134356257
no, it is a russian cop with a realistic nigger mask

>>134355866
Ah the old race guilt to sell shit trick... Was literally the only experience taken away from visiting NYC.

>>134356099
Police here are fed up. Residents are fed up. Jail and that shit does nothing, fuck up their hands and they'll thing twice next time.

Metro Police (City and Provincial jurisdiction) can be even more heavy handed than national police

>>134356100
It was a joke, because Hungarian seems really confusing for non-speakers...

>>134356543
>race guilt to sell shit
This is a thing?

>>134356121
>fake flag
Pirates have around longer than your Jewish country. The fact that you didn't address the rape problem leads me to believe that you have indeed been raped, leading to your mental retardation, how sad :(

>>134356231
>letting a woman get beat to shit whilst you mind your self

See now ,I'm russian and from where I'm from thats not how were raized.

>>134356170
>just let it happen

see above

Made out with my white girlfriend. That's about it, besides working out and whatnot.

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>>134345014
>French people call brass knuckles "american fist"

I'm so proud.

>>134341177
POG faggit
The only real soldiers are infantry

>>134356831
>In France, brass knuckles have been illegal for twenty years. They can be bought as a "collectable" (provided one is over 18), but it is forbidden to carry or use one, whatever the circumstance, self-defense included.[16] The French term is "poing américain", which literally means "American fist".

Cucked

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>>134341991
Is this real?

>>134352669
what fucking country do you live in

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>>134357272
South of Africa

>>134356698
i'm an alpha male and i look on the bright side. even if it was traumatizing the hazing made me stronger and I didn't end up a faggot with Stockholm syndrome(pun intended).

>>134337208
>tfw you have to walk 19/38ths of a mile

>>134345014
>american fist
initially i imagined a monkeys fist knot on the end of a piece of rope

>>134355765
one of the most based stories in here

>>134342903
Lost

>>134357461
I run a mile every morning, but I think if get winded doing 19/38

>>134357100
carrying brass knuckles is illegal in most US states as well. if you are caught by the police (not that you would be if you're not doing sketchy shit) with brass knuckles, it is presumed that you are planning on having a fight and want to seriously injure a person

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>>134342110

>my mexican friend and i beat up a hipster couple

Are you a nigger by any chance, anon?

>>134345014
>poing américain
same reason they call em french fries and not pommes frites frogbro
trust me im a french leaf just roll with it

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>>134352669
South Africa is so crazy that I don't even doubt the stories anymore, everything is true. Share more please if you're willing.

Flag of truth.

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>>134346978
NEVER RELAX

>>134357601
I thought it would be a piece of armor that resembles an obese man's hand that you wear over your fist

>>134337208
someone talks to you and you hit them? you're fucking shit dude. you'll never get laid that way and no one will ever like you. fucking rent a cop loser

>>134356007
After the bar me and my buddy headed over to an after party in his mustang.

The entire time over all we could smell was garbage and butt hole.

When we got to the party we looked around for the cause of the smell.

When we popped the trunk we couldn't believe our eyes.

Here was the same homeless shoeless nigger, pockets turned inside out, blood cum crusted forehead with strawberry milk shake all over his shirt.

This same nigger had his pants down around his ankles, his purple cock covered in warts, and his gaping ass hole was leaking shit everywhere.

My buddy grabbed a garden hose from some guys yard, tied it around this red niggers neck and dragged him down the street, leaving him in parking lot before joining the party.

The car smelled for two days.

Next

I was walking home from work a few months ago and stumbled across a guy living in a box in an alley with his dog. He asked me for some change. I stopped and asked him his name and why he doesn't just get a job. He mumbled something about why he couldn't keep one idk didn't really hear him. He smelled like piss and shit. I realized I had nothing in common with him. I told him this. I knelt down and stabbed him several times, then curb stomped his dog.

>>134347283
I support your actions

>>134355737
How do you expect the THOT to learn her lesson if you stopped her master?

>>134348595
Tb DESU family

>>134337208
Work with a nice black girl. She looks at me after a long conversation about race and says "I want you to know I don't think you're a racist." I look back at her and say "That's really nice to hear, and I don't think you're a nigger."

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>>134345488
I don't fucking understand how people can't understand this simple shit. FUCK.

IT'S NOT A MEME YOU IDIOTS.

>>134355737
Stay tuned for the episode when you get shot knifed or otherwise killed for defending the honor of some fair maiden you've never met.

>>134340406
Nice work, KKKommando!

>>134358087
why would I care what faggots like you think when i can just bang escorts or make an occasional trip to the Philippines?

>>134357953
can confirm this is true it happens often ,i shot a nigger once when he tried to brake into my sliding door the dogs got him before i could start beating on him cops came like 2 hours later to pick him up

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>>134358139

>>134337439
This. I was wondering why can't he just say 1/2.

>>134337208
ITT: shit that never happened

>>134358585
no

>>134338254
This

>>134340085
glad i'm not the only one that noticed that acting like a power hungry fake cop is considered redpilled

>>134337208
Nice anon. You really went the extra 4/4 mile.

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>>134337439
No weapons can carried.

I know because am one, pepper spray was allowed but securitas banned it.
We have whistle, and a walkie talkie, dats it main.
>I carry around a lil computer thing to scan barcodes of walls to prove i walked buy, butt i be listening to music so its like whatevs ne way

>I hate my life

>be 3rd-4th generation american with mexican blood
>meet cutie asian girl in political science class
>upset at whiteboys bc racist trump and /pol/
>lay game on asian girl who lives with her whiteboy boyfriend
>study session turns into fuck session
>she invites me to his house
>hes not home
>fuck her on his bed
>she tells him what happend, and my dick is way bigger
>continues to have a hot relationship with me
>he wants to shoelace himself and dreams of being cucked from now on
/feels good

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>>134340071

>>134359149
Lol kek

>>134350020
What was the aftermath of that like?

>>134337882
Don't get mad, take 687/1374 a valium.

>>134343012
Based.

>>134343012
Hello fellow white man
>I can tell

>>134359220
>>upset at whiteboys bc racist trump and /pol/
>and /pol/

nice b8 shill

hows the deportations going in your hood? they got your cousin Julio yet?

>be me, nigger bum
>chilling out, listening to some music
>suddenly, 500 pound sphere man in a rent a cop uniform appears
>he must be going to get some food I'll try to get some cash
>we start talking, I give him valuable life advice
>he gets red and sweaty
>fat folds jiggling with rage
>pulls out his baton and goes for me
>he misses by like 24/48 of a foot
>I pretend to get hit to spare his pride
>he waddles off mumbling something about posting on /pol/

>>134352497
Oh anon, that's just their normal hair. Give it a few more years and you guys wont be allowed to talk about it.

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>>134338254

>>134337208
>be me
>walking to down alleyway past dirty old sleeping nigger
>decide to talk to him
>"hello, anon anon, do you need some money some food? What's your name?
>nigger is surprised a bit scared but looks grateful. He says his name is al.
>"if you're so hungry why don't you get a job?"
>says he lost his job
>"you been drinking? Oh let me guess, insider trading?"
>dumb nigger doesn't get my joke
>"get a goddamn job al. You've got to get your act together. You've got a niggertive attitude. I'll help you"
>he's now saying thank you thank and he touches my leather gloves making me pull his hands off in disgust
>"you know al you reek of shit."
>he's blown the opportunity by touching me. I get up and tell him the bad news "I don't have anything in common with you..."
>al looks distraught
>think about it then crouch back down and open my suitcase
>"thank you sir I'm so cold"
>I stab him
>"you know how much of a fucking loser you are?"
>walk off as al bleeds out

Next

>>134358504
not too worry friend, danes are cucks that don't carry knives. Only mudslimes here do.

>shot knifed
only in america i guess.

also, kys

>>134343236
Homeless people are degenerate scum. They have run everything decent out of their lives. I have pulled a gun on one myself in self defense.

If you aren't at least a Little weary of them then you are an idiot that deserves whatever happens to you.

>>134340541
>>134340159
1 is always right next to 2. or do you mongs literally think OP was trying to type "1/2 mile"

>>134359748
christian bale/10

>>134356084
that's what i think sometimes. so what if they spend it on vodka so will I and I have ten more bucks to do that.

>>134347725
he outjewed the jew nigga

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>>134345488
>1 post
now this is proper leafposting

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>nigger detaches from pack of niggers, comes up to me wanting to bum a smoke
>" fuck off nigger."
>he garbles some slurs and walks away
>continue on my path

>betterthanexpected.jpeg

>>134359748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY3yzLA-g24

>be me
>go to 7-Eleven for a super big gulp
>waiting for payment to go through
>say to Hindu, "did you know there's a black whale out front?"
>Hindu stares blankly like a fucking retard
>notsurprising.png
>qt behind me is probably mortified
>add, "I thought whales were blue but you got a black one right there you should check it out."
>Hindu nods and pretends to have a grasp of anything in the universe
>leave store, fat nigger hobo wearing earbuds, singing Ray Charles "I got a wo-man.."
>exchange smile and nod, hop into my nice car and drive off

>>134346338
>why not 1000000/2000000?

what do you think he is, superman?

>>134343012
you da real mvp. far and away more "redpilled" than what OP did.

>>134347725

kikesucker

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>>134355961
>>ethnonationalist
Mexican
>Wants 4 kids
Has 4 kids, 3 different fathers
>Loves to cook
Is fat
>Wants to please her husband
Is into swapping partners

That great bro! Looks like you have a keeper
t. MGTOW cuck

>>134358095
Man, I found a nigger bum on my reserved parking spot. He was covered with some pink shit and no pants. I tried to move him but he stank so bad I was afraid a will get infected so i had to go half mile to find another parking spot, but while i was returning to the party I brought a can of gasoline and set him on fire. HAHAHA he run screaming. Anyway, Next.
>Also anon, i saw you talking with that gook, you're dead to me

>>134359218
>dats
It might improve your life a bit to lay off the obnoxious nigger language

>>134341991

too bad he didn't have a knife to stab it

>>134347725
>FORMER TRUMP VOTER HERE

>>134344078
You professionally took a piss on her while having fun yourself.

>>134344078
thot status: PATROLLED

>>134337882
that isn't a typo
this is a pyto

you just didn't simplify you fucking degenerate

>>134360553
>MGTOW
>Cuck
>kekistan flag
>posts anime

Back to r_donald you go

>>134359484
lol

>>134337208

>be me
>fat old abo wench approaches me
>godda spare dollar for a smoke, luv?
>immediately genocide all the muslims and move to North Korea

>>134343368
*loves the cock

>>134356222
Second this.

>>134360565
Going to work.

Take a left onto Park Street.

See some nigger running buy literally on fire screaming about his blown out asshole.

It's only Tuesday

>>134337208
>2/4 of a mile
math isn't redpilled apparently

>>134344078
ur a good guy man that was some real good stuf good job my guy good job fuck i wish i was that responsible all i do is sit on my bed and jerk off

>>134337208

I took a shit inside a mcflurry cup and left it besides a sleeping hobo next to McD's.

>>134345014
You call yourself redpilled but walk down streets while staring down at your phone? lmao. That nigger was way more patrician than you, he crossed the street to get you on edge and be cautious of your surroundings, but when he saw absolutely no reaction, not even hiding the phone, he must have thought you were hopeless. Hence the warning, because you failed to notice all his other attempts at nuancing you to not be such a fucking open target.

And of course, you're a frenchie.

>>134355737
>Risking your life for some random dumb cunt with shit taste in boyfriends

You've some balls on you and you did your people proud, Danebro but it was a pointless effort. Women need to pay for their stupidity

>>134344118

you are so retarded . . no wonder you are alone . . .

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>>134345014
>american fist

>>134337439
>racists don't have lower IQs!!!!
God I hope your party takes away your retard health care you dolt

>>134341177

LMAO

>>134350187
This meme is so complex that I cant even tell if this is a part of it

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>>134343368
I salute you.

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>>134362877

>>134349740

Fuck yeah.

>>134343012
good man

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>>134351228
>Bern
>shithole

Wh-what? NO SWITZERLAND NO

YOU CANT TELL ME SWITZERLAND INCLUDNG THE BIG CITIES ISNT NEXT TO PARADISE I WONT BELIEVE YOU I REFUSE TO BELIEVE YOU

>>134359218
take photos of the barcodes, print them, and scan them while you sit and eat

>>134349740
haha based

>>134339079
My turn. I was walking from home from the bar when a lovely wallet hit me on the head, no money, but I needed a wallet. My lucky day!

However, I saw two homosexuals jack each other off, I'm not one to judge, but if they had seen me I would've violated the masquerade - thank God they didn't.

>on uni
>leave laboratory
>see two fags kissing right in front of me
>do a 360 and walk away

>>134340085
it's only banter

>>134344310
Good one.

>>134360565
shoulda just roped him and moved him instead of inconveniencing yourself by going 2/4ths of a mile out of your way.

>>134339782
/pol/'s focus on lifestyle issues is really telling: it's obviously a site for insecure teenagers who need someone to tell them the "correct" way to live their lives.

>>134345488
being THIS GUY

>>134337439
He clearly meant 1/4 of a mile. Where the fuck would he live that has 1/2 a mile between bus stops?

>>134355765
The nigger was right. Mind your own shit.
Nigger wil not change.

>>134354703
jesus you must be new here

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>>134337208
>a 188219/376438 of a mile

>>134337208

I'm not impressed, no violating the NAP faggot.

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>>134347725
kys

>>134337208
I recently went on a blind date. Went to a concert with this girl. A group of dudes pretty much had circled us and started chatting her up. She kept touching one of them. This milf next to me kept rubbing her breasts on me and saying "sorry". Went to the bathroom with the milf and got dome, came back without a care for the girl I came there with.

>>134355737
>"you shouldn't have hit him" they said
you should have joined in and beat his bitch too

>>134347283
I love you, next time plant coke.

>>134367452
coke's a lot harder to get, not to mention fucking expensive

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>visiting france when i was 14
>native frenchman comes up to me
>starts wrapping string around my finger
>after about five mins he says "ta da"
>it's just string
>ask for "5 euro" whatever that is
>say no and keep walking

also me

>be in nyc
>guy hands me his mixtape
>keep walking
>asks for money
>i say no

tfw i wasted their time