I'm a hacker for the NSA and soon USCYBERCOM, I'll

Where do all the missing socks go?

What do you hack on your day to day?
Can you provide any broofs for these claims?

Is the snowden movie real?
Does xkeyscore really exist?
Seems fake to me. Like, how is it even possible?

What department do you work in?

>>134337261
This please. I have one mismatched pair and it would be great if I could get the two missing socks back!

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Which one would you rather fuck in the ass?

>Chester Bennington's current dead body
>John McCains current living body

If you choose not to reply, your mother gets diagnosed with brain cancer tomorrow, and will share a hospital bed with McCain.

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Does NSA know the url for Reddit?
Cuz thats where AMAs happen, faggot

>>134337146
Then what is the fucking point in asking you anything?

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Do you watch people crank it through their phone cameras?

>>134337434
10/10

>>134337146
Where are Hillary's emails?

>>134337146
Did you get recruited by Echelon?

OP is a lower enlisted military faggot who thinks he's special because he sifts through boring shit all day.

>>134337146
>One post by this ID
>no explanation of anything
It's like you're not even trying.

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>>134337146
Its known that the government uses the internet and the mass media as part of pysops against its own citizens. Do they employee private contractors to troll and shitpost similar to how they use PMC in place of soldier? If so how to I get hired to shitpost for the government?

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>>134337434
Eh, Chester. God only knows what nasty gook shit McCain had stuffed up his ass as a POW. I'll take my chances on a fresh corpse than a Diaper Wearing Fuck-wit.

Have you noticed a rise in friction with the CIA since they have exponentially grown their cyber divisions and initiated DDI? Are they now competing with the NSA for SIGINT assignments because JSOC and the ISA have taken control of most ground operations?

Op isn't responding. Larping faggot sage

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Prove it

>>134337396
I work with a segment of the NSA's TAO
Called "Equation Group" although we are being transferred to USCYBERCOM to bypass the red tape.

>>134337380
The Snowden movie is highly exaggerated, the most over exaggerated part is that Edward's GF is hot.

>>134337380
XKeyscore is real, but most people who have access can only access it if the person is or a suspected threat to national security.

what can you see about the average 4chan/internet user
whats the coolest shit you have seen technically
how did you get your job

>>134338159
The NSA does not hire people to troll online, usually these people are contracted by PAC's.

leak something

>>134338799
That is one of the reasons why the Trump administration is moving all cyberwarefare divisions to USCYBERCOM, the CIA and NSA serve vital roles to ground troops and there success against Gurrila Warfare. Hopefully this will ease the tension and hostilities!

>>134337146
Jason! Stop messing around on 4chan and go to work.

If the NSA finds out someone is a drug trafficker, Do they share that information with the DEA? Or do they just keep to themselves?

I always wondered because most of current drug dealers buy drugs cheap from the dark net. So I imagine the NSA could easily find out your using TOR and then look at their mail and deliveries and put two and two together pretty easily

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Will you please use your hacking skills to find out whether, and to prove, the Podesta brothers were in Portugal at the same time Madeline McCann disappeared in Portugal on May 3, 2007? Further, would you please post those documents here? (Plane tickets emails, etc.)

Are you worried?

>>134339602
The coolest thing I've done was in 2006 we wrote a virus that severely damaged the Iran nuclear program.

>>134339906
That's Wikileaks job not mine.

Fuck off CIA Nigger, Terry A Davis will destroy you and all of your kind.

You should be.


The Man is coming, and he will tear (((((((((((((((America))))))))))))))) apart.

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>>134337146
Give me a hint?

>>134337146
You must of seen allot, what are the Chances of Trump being impeached?
I heard the CIA hacking tools being sent to Wikileaks was done by the NSA. Also That Snowden still worked for the CIA when he dropped stuff on NSA. any truth to that

>>134337146
who is following me all the time?
you guys or scientologists?

Stop larping CIANigger.

>>134340162
While I would like to do this our job is to protect national security and until one of these people are considered a valid threat we would share the info with the FBI/DEA.

All of your fremasonist bs wont save your sorry asses now, you all go down with your khazarian friends. Good riddance. Shit like you should have been aborted before it ever spawned, you have no right to exist in the first place haha

>>134340129

>there
>Gurrila

>>134340343

obvious LARP retard

>>134337146
Do CIA niggers glow in the dark?

>>134337146
wheres the proofs you niglet

stop larping

>>134339087
one TAO guy i knew was kicked out of the navy for being a fag. The others were the typical antisocial retards that never conversed with anyone
>>134339756
True
>>134339430
Wrong
>>134340343
Wrong again. I was on one of the many Iran teams, nothing was destroyed

First broofs:
Difference between int 0x80 and syscall?
What does brk do, and what does mmap?
What could happen when you unserialize unknown data in php?

Questions:
How big is the US cyberint operation? Most APTs come from China, but that is just the detected ones.
You have a team or a department made for finding 0dayz, how big is it and how large is the budget?
Do you think full disclosure helps the general public or do you believe in antisec?
How do you think cyber warfare will affect/has affected the scene (if it could be even called that these days)?

What does the score on the field look like? Is Trump nationalism winning out or are the globalist still up to their dirty tricks?

>>134337146
LARPing on the internet is fun!

>>134337146
What radar frequency ranges do MiGs use on their equipment?

>>134340211
I can't, I could be fired for that.

>>134337146
What are you doing with the billions you stole from SWIFT?

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>>134337146
>NSA telling us that they are on /pol/
Next you'll be telling me you work for ronald mcdonald.

>>134337146
Are our rights violated? It's a yes or no.

Also can you backdoor into linux or veracrypt?

>>134340211
Where they in portugal at the time?

did you ever get hacked by mr china or anyone else could be liechtenstein or who ever

>>134337146
How are babies made?

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>>134337146
Can you post my first name? You guys DO know my real name right? You gotta! I don't even hide it! Man it will be so embarrassing if you don't know some 2nd worlder's personal info

>inb4 haha who cares about you
pls no bully

>>134341147
So your saying there is proof you just can't post it.....

>>134337146
>I'm a hacker for the NSA and soon USCYBERCOM
What you are is completely full of shit.

>>134340343
>The coolest thing I've done was in 2006 we wrote a virus that severely damaged the Iran nuclear program.
LARPING faggot detected. Sage

>>134337146
>look at me
>i work for an unconstitutional agency of criminals
>ask me questions
>i cant tell you anything you dont already know
>hurrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Great thread, faggot. Congratulations on your un-American garbage job.

>>134340545
I can confirm that the president didn't break any laws during his campaign, the Russian administration did want Trump in office but Trump was never aware of any cyber attacks by Russia.

>>134340877
You made stuxnet with the mossads? Wasn't that considered a failure since Mossad deployed it prematurely?

>>134340877
We broke multiple centrifuges, and the official policy of the TAO program is as said.

>>134341685
>I can confirm. Just take my word for it.

Weak LARP. At least spend a minute researching first. Drop some technical acronyms and program names, try and sell it a little bit.

>>134341534
This. I'm not even good at using computers but I know that people these days write viruses in groups.

>>134341685
interesting. So you can't confirm the real deepstate war is between the CIA and NSA to be on top

>>134342193
>but I know that people these days write viruses in groups.
Shut up dickhead. He clearly said "we".

have you seen the alien at the pentagon?

>>134340129
Don't you feel as if the military based agency combination of JSOC, NSA and ISA make the CIA inferior? Will you admit that the CIA is currently treading water knowing they will no longer be the "top" intelligence agency? And that the corrupt directors are terrified about all the nefarious programs and practices that are going to soon be revealed? Will you admit that it the NSA is behind the Vault 7 leaks and the CIA is responsible for leaking the NSA's software that created ransomware?

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>>134340826

>>134337146

>and soon USCYBERCOM

I was hoping to get relations going with you guys.

Doesn't have to be as tainted as the old tendrils.

>>134340737
Kek

>>134337146
how can i make $10k in the next week
i will accept stock tips/crypto tips

>>134337146
>>134337261
fucking answer the fucking question you piece of shit LARPer

>>134337146
Can splinter cells really do wall-splits?

>>134342232
This. The evidence is everywhere

Is cybercom being split off from NSA to be an independent investigator so that the NSA/CIA/FBI can be checked? Or is it actually happening for gay reasons like Isis etc?

I mean are we going to get a check on the deep state or just another member of the deep state?

Is the black lotus program from the movie blackhat real and who wrote it?

>>134343067

Will probably just play out as a personnel shift, I don't really have hope anymore.

Admit that Seth Rich was working for the NSA to gather information on the CIA contractors that worked for the Clintons/DNC...

Answer these questions for proof:

What is a SID?
What is on the NSA landing page?
What is the nickname of GA satellite building?
What was sold in vending machines in the early days of NSA?
Describe the lawyer who teaches you about 12333.

>>134337146
what porn did i watch last night

>>134341147
Well, son, (said with all due affection because my mind's eye can see you), I would offer that some things are worth being fired for. Also, I would offer that there is no greater National Security threat, nor more noble a cause in apprehending, than the Pedophiles in U.S. government positions. Still, everyone needs a paycheck, but you might at least consider how you could procure evidence surreptitiously and forward to Wikileaks.

>>134337146
What is really happening inside Area 51?

>>134337146
>newfags responding to attention seeking tripfag LARPer
Every time

Why are you doing an AMA? Is there something you're waiting for us to ask you?

>>134339230
You think the chick in the snowmen movie was hot?

Didn't know they let retard s work at the NSA

>>134343357
Good post anon. You have 5 minutes to answer these questions OP or LARP confirmed

>>134337146

You listened to angela merkel having phone sex with Putin, disgusting perverts.

>>134343544
NSA hires autism computer kids. They don't know shit about Dreamland.

>>134343851
Do you?

>>134337146
Why isn't the Federal Reserve ended yet, why don't you faggots release the dirt on Hillary and the Clinton Foundation, why is this Russia bullshit being allowed to continue, when China gets Thorium reactors how fucked are we, why are you such Shabboz goy faggots, why hasn't the holohoax been declassified yet, why do I already know you're either not going to answer or answer with retarded bullshit?

Thanks.

>>134343851

>implying there isn't crossover

Why else would this honeypot still be running?

>I'm a hacker

Explain in your own words where you would use LDAP, and what is the most common vulnerability with this protocol?

>>134337146
CIA here, we can neither confirm nor deny that op is a ginormous faggot.

>>134337146
CIA and fbi anon here. Stop.

>>134345080

Janusian Meme Farmer here, leaf pls go.

>>134344672
I'm not a hacker and I know that.

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>>134337146
Impersonating as an employee from a goverement agency, is against the law. Please learn to take the responsibilites for your actions.

/Sincerely

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Why does he wear the mask?

>>134345505
Neither am I. I would expect any hacker to know that tho.

>>134341281
There is much interesting speculation to suggest that one or both of the Podesta (Molest-ya) brothers were in Portugal at the time. Specifically, it is postulated that they stayed at the home of their pedophile friend, Clement Freud ( grandson of Signmund Freud & post humously named as a pedophile by several former victims) who had a villa less than a mile of the vacation rental condos from which Maddie McCann disappeared in Praia da Luz, Portugal, May 3, 2007. I've read and watched many articles and videos about the topic, some of which suggest that John Podesta's emails from that date are suspiciously missing within the WikiLeaks 'bundle". Other sources report that an aide of his took over his email on May 4th and for a few days after. Another bizarre twist to the story is that Maddie's mother, Kate, wrote in her book, "Madeleine: Our Daughter's Disappearance and the Continuing Search for Her," that in the weeks following Maddie's disappearance, Clement Freud (obviously alive then) invited she and her husband for lunch at his villa and befriended the couple in their time of desperation. It was this account in the book that prompted several victims of Clement's to come forward with their suspicions. (By that time, he was dead). The police sketchings that looks so much like the Podesta brothers are allegedly of one "person of interest" but two different sketches. Apparently, they had been on the Madeline McCann website for several years before someone in cyberspace made the visual connection. But as far as I know, no one has yet to produce a paper trail that one or both of the Podesta bros were in Portugal at that time, albeit there is obviously some circumstantial evidence.

Socks...

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I'm a nigger for the GIB and soon SMEDAT, I'll answer anything (unless it requires working!)

>>134337146
Do you purchase your exploits or do you have a team devoted to their discovery?

What was your prior comp. Sci. Related background?

I had a Colonel (Green Beret, worked with CIA) tell me that in the 70s, the nsa had tech 30 years in advance of the public. Any truth to that?

How did you come to work for the NSA? I was an infantry officer with a comp. Sci. Degree now working private sector development. Would I be a contender if I applied?

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How do you think the MUH RUSSIA narrative will end, what's the general consensus among your peers?

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Dear Black People,

I'm so sorry.

I owe you all reparations because every freedom that I have taken granted for my entire life has been made possible by wealth that my ancestors stole. I have benefited from this wealth that was stolen from you as have all of my ancestors, the ones that owned slaves and the ones that did not. All white people owe reparations because as a white person I sit on the pedestal of colonialism and slavery that built the wealth of not only this country but the whole European world.

Every opportunity and amnesty I have has been at the expense of all of my black and brown brothers and sisters around the world. Everything in this country is soaked and saturated with the blood of slavery and genocide. Even the times I have had to scrape for dollars in my life, I still bared the face of the slave masters. I know full well that even the homeless white man on the street corner is going to get more head nods and ham sandwiches than the black man across the street. So to every white person, no matter how little you got or you think you got, you owe money, I owe money. You owe them reparations right now and you will pay them right now, or we will take them from you.

I'm so sorry.

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>>134340343
LARPer confirmed

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>>134343357
What the hell you are talking about?

>>134345838
That's a tranny

Op abandoned thread

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>>134344987

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>>134345664

>>134337261
This, my friends laughed at me when i was missing one sandal in Vegas and I know it was you fucks

>>134337146
What does the thing in my top right wisdom tooth do?

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>>134337146
Were the dnc emails hacked by russia

Or was at an internal leak from an employee?

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>>134340211
>>134346268
>>134343448
made...who?
Never heard of her.

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>>134348947
>sandals
Pussy destroyer right here.

>>134337146
Do you support space exploration»

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>>134345664
the ass says it all. way to scare the LARPer off.

>>134349667
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=maddie+mccann+podesta+brothers

>>134349992
Holy shit dude, I've heard of her disapperance for years now, but reading on this... Shiit.. This gives you the hibby jibbies

>>134340414
Is wikileaks a psyop

>>134345664
Another LARPer? Sweet

Fuck off CIA nigger

>>134337146
I got a secret security clearence anon you can trust me

>>134340343
Larp fag

>>134337146
NSA buys all their bugs. They have 0 hackers. Just monkeys that use automated scripts. Fake and gay.

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OP got tired of larping...

Anyways... Ask a drone operator anything

>>134337146
>>134345664
great. two nsa guys LARPing as LARPERS

>>134337146
i assume your just a larper, but fuck it lets try this anyways
do you guys(or any feds) watch steam(like the one valve owns) when we chat with people from other countries?

>>134337146
Are you going to BlackHat and/or DefCon this year? How often do your go? How about RSA?

>>134337146
Are you loyal to the electoral process of the country and the election result of the people?
I really don't trust anyone from the alphabet agencies anymore, so the question needs to be asked.

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Do you have any knowledge of government sanctioned gangstalking? If so how much can you talk about it?

I guess the sock mystery is classified

>>134354446
LOL --if you have a top loader, check the space between drum and insider wall.

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Why does talking about the planetary grid shut threads down?

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>>134337146
Which Touhou would you fuck?

>>134337146
what do you know about tadaqueous and the hrc server

>>134351142

vegas?

>>134339087
Is this directly due to the trump administrations new polices? How do you feel about the new policies for international cyber warfare that is.

>>134337146
>I'll answer anything (unless it requires security clearances!)
You forgot NTK. Reporting this to the DoD IG hotline.

>>134354446
they are fluffy thats all

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>>134355084
>>134354446

how long did it take for raytheon to detect that rootkit dropping worm they got infected with last month?
they have some really neat cyber toys at least that is the word I hear from the grapevine.

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>>134337261
>on a list
so sad.
just so sad.

>>134355830

Many such cases!

If you are not a fucking LARP then enjoy the consequences of what you are doing here. Now my only question is why didn't the polygrapher catch onto your large ego and it's desire to "publicly" be a part of something greater than your self individually.

Ass hole.

>>134356495
your donuts are over on >>>/lgbt/ fbi
go there and stay there

>>134356495

Because polygraphs are pretty easy to fake by anyone with an amount of self-control.

But the true mindfuck is, that's what they're looking for, innit?

nice sock thread

>>134337146
Do you guys have to use computers with the Intel Management Engine backdoor or do you get special non-backdoored computers?

I'd think since Snowden you're probably backdoored to the bujezus.

>>134345838
>>134347490
fml when trannies are better looking than my gf

>>134339087
>I work with a segment of the NSA's TAO
>Called "Equation Group"

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>>134363526
faggot is from blue team.
i guarantee it.
only faggots visit 4chan.