>accidentally call co-worker a "nu-male" >boss

sounds like you're a numale bud

also GTFO /pol/ you numale faggot, come back when you're manly as fuck

>>134325402
That's not fucking true. He only got away with it because his normie friends blocked my moves. If we were alone together I would have torn his ass apart.

>>134325262
Kek fucking beta

OP is a numale everyone

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>>134325623
I AM NOT A NUMALE. THIS FAG AT WORK WAS

ITT: things that did not happen

>>134325493
>T-that's not true! T-that's impossible!
numale and cucked by your own boss lmao

>>134325262
Fuck off back to redit, nu-male. This isn't your blog page.

>>134325724
this

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>>134325262
>>134325493
>My sides in orbit!

How can you be such a fucking beta faggot!!

>Being a real life meme...

>>134325722
lmao dude you're a beta.
your role in the alt-right is to get white chads to mate with white women because you won't ever do it yourself lol

LMAO OP THE NU MALE GOT DESTROYED BY A CHAD

>>134325262
Should have just said "you, you faggy cunt" and rolled with it

>>134325862
It's politically related because this guy is a numale and my jewish boss screwed everything up.

>>134325910
I was in the middle of redpilling this chick when he interrupted in the first place.

>being a /pol/ autist in real life actually backfires
You fucking burgerlards are so amazing.
Please post more jesus

>>134325876
>/new/

>>134325262
This sums up why /pol/ is shit now. Teenage kids thinking they're cool because of their political affiliation.
Sage

>>134325983
Yeah? Well, go back and take hostages, OP. Show them you're a real man.

>>134325262
>intentionally call co-worker a "nu-male"
>boss hears and asks me explain what that is to everyone
>everyone staring at me
>it's kind of a weak effeminate modern male who let's them fuck their girl
>looks around: "Sounds like all of you cucks!"
>everyone cries
>try to explain more but no can listens over the crying
>stuff boss in a trash can
>ImTheCaptainNow.png

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>>134326069

leafposter detected

>>134325262
No, you're not. i'm pansexual and i have more balls then you. I called my assistant manager a fucking bitch last week and got suspended for three days, i didn't come crying on /pol/ about it

>>134325493
>needs people to back him up

Kek, you revealed your power level only to shit your spaghetti all over. baka tbqh

>>134326552
Yah I know right. That basically shows he is a numale

>>134325262
>>nu-male coworker: "Sounds like you Anon!"
kek, he got you
Lemme tell you something as an employed, white nationalist, cisgendered alpha male mysoginist queer hater: Lay off that shit at work. Seriously. When you run your own company, hire who you like, until then, put your head down and try and make your employer more money than he spends on you. When you bring politics or any other type of conflict into a work situation, when you make trouble with co-workers, you're fucking with your employers ability to make money. They hired whoever they hired for whatever reason and you at the very least shouldn't make that persons ability to make their employer money harder. That means you're a shit employee and a toxic presence in the worst place.
Get your work done and don't make any trouble and you'll be fine.
But of course if ya don't give a fuck, than do what ya like.

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>be at work on lunch break
>coworkers talking about some senator and how he wants more money to go to the wall
>sitting alone on other side of lunchroom
>itsmyturntofitin.jpg
>say, "is he dare I say it, our guy?" while I do the meme arrows to let them know I'm a /pol/ack as well(pic related)
>everyone just stares at me for a second then goes back to talking amongst themselves
>I eat my lunch alone in silence again

>>134325262
N U M A L E

>>134325262
You got fuckin' roasted, effeminate Anon.

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>>134325262
>doesn't fireman toss the faggot onto his neck

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>>134326969
Autism at it's finest

>>134325262
OP it's a numale hahahah

>>134326969
>be at work on lunch break
>coworkers talking about some senator and how he wants more money to go to the wall
>sitting alone on other side of lunchroom
>itsmyturntofitin.jpg
>say, "is he dare I say it, our guy?" while I do the meme arrows to let them know I'm a /pol/ack as well(pic related)
>everyone just stares at me for a second with their jaws hanging open as my biceps tear through my sleeves
>hulking out for literally no reason
>girls vaginas pouring like faucets
>men mirin hard
>I eat my lunch while they eat my cock

>>134325262

>nu-male coworker: "Sounds like you Anon!"

Lmao you got BTFO by steve

>>134326969
Incredible

>>134326969

>while I do the meme arrows to let them know I'm a /pol/ack as well(pic related)

I'd eat lunch with you, anon.

>>134327387
STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>>134326969
Absolutely autistic

Tfw masculine
Sucks for you OP

>>134327602
Post boipucci

Based on this OP, you are either:

A) Lying
B) Completely stupid

>>134325262
Just 100 years ago people had duels for lesser shit. You'd have to up the game and called him out to fight him outside of work during lunch. Stop being a bitch.

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>>134327514
t-thanks anon

>>134326969
I would like to be friends with you Anon.

>be me.
>in lunch room at work.
>some wooly Jew from sales spends like 3 minutes plunking nickels into the snack machine.
>Thank God this one doesn't take pennies.3gp
>stands there staring at the selections... like he's trying to figure out which shitty little bag of chips will give him the most for his money.
>makes his selection. Gets stuck on it's way down.
>I literally just blurt out "OY VEY IT'S ANUDDAH SHOAH".
>ohshit.pdf
>everyone is now staring at me in silence.
>I start sperging out and making a scene telling everyone how it is.
>ordered to receive psych. eval before returning to work.
>on disability benefits in the meantime.
>feelsNEETman.tiff

>>134327905
This. I've challenged people to wrestling matches for less. Twice they've accepted and twice they've lost. One of them thanked me for not hurting when I shot a fireman's carry and put him over my head.

>>134325262
Sounds like you need to dyel

>>134325262
You're a fucking nu-male hahaaa.
What a beta fuckin Faggot

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>>134325493
>his normie friends blocked my moves. If we were alone together I would have torn his ass apart.

So hit the gym ditch the faggot haircut.

>>134326404
>Sequel better than original

How do you plan on avoiding the third installment curse?

>>134325262
Time to start liftin fag

>>134325262
In a mob nobody listens. When it's one on one people are more likely to listen to what you have to say.

>>134325493
>I would have torn his ass apart

I'm sure you would have, nu-male faggot.

>>134328795

They do if you can ride the wave.

>>134328442
Is this a faggy haircut? This is how I style my hair. Ladies seem to like it

>>134328956
Yeah, I forgot to upload the pic and I'm just not going to do it

>>134325262
>calls someone a nu-male
>gets laughed at for being one
>cries about it on the internet

Uhhhh...

>>134328501
By keeping JJ Abrams as far away from it as I can

>>134325262
yep, you're a nu-male alright

>>134328382
Cock block

>>134325493
Lol you're such a cuck

>>134325262
gj faggot
>>>/r9k/

>>134329190
He's a role playing cuck

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>>134325262
protip: anyone who lifts for even a few measly months will never get called a nu-male ever again. Stop being an effeminate pencil-necked dork and pick up the iron.

>>134325262
>accidentally reveals power level
>realize said power level is shit all in irl
>cry and start farting

the end.

>>134325262
Go to the gym and get jacked and show the bastards.

>>134329052
Almost as if it's a joke...

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>>134326969
>do the meme arrows

>>134329323
Shuddup and post fag hair...

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>>134326086
>not appreciating vintage memes

>>134325262
Kek, you'll get him next time my man.

>>134325262
Roleplaying is against the rules. Go to /bant/, faggot.

>>134329392
You will never see the fag hair

>making coffee at work
>lavazza, best instant
>Pepe mug
>fit bird points at pepe mug and says her husbands really into that
>chance.exe
>Great! praise kek!! Shadilay, 14/88!!!!!!
>wtf are you talking about Anon?

She meant the coffee brand...

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>>134325262
>>134325722

>>134325262
Sounds like you got destroyed, you weak effeminate male.

>co-worker complains about other co-worker being on facebook all the time
>"right, fucking normies reeee"
>"sorry, what?"
>"you know, the fucking normies? Like these...normal...persons?"
>"Anon, what are you trying to say? And what's that creepy sound you made?"
>"Don't you know Pe...pe? That frog that is al...also KEK a..a...a meme god...?"
>"Anon, are you drunk right now?"
>"n-no Kek willst i-i-i-t! Sha....shadilay"
>"What are you talking about?"
>almost starting to piss myself, but then remember what /pol/ would do
>*breathes in*
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT FUCKING LEFTIST KEK, GET KEKED FUCKING SHAREBLUE THE GOD EMPEROR IS NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>co-worker calls boss, lose job and bladder empties
That's how is stood up to the nu-males!

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>>134326683
>underage detected

>>134325262
real man doesn't have to explain himself

you are nu-male

and a manlet

>>134329951
How do you read op's post and not understand it's a joke?>>134329951

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>>134329963

>>134330083
No, it's not, you nu-male.

>>134325493
Well, why didn't you just teleport behind them?

>>134325262
>>>/r9k/

>>134325983
>jewish boss
This explains everything.

>>134330173
Oh golly mister. I didn't mean to offend you.

>>134325262
An hero now. Sage

>>134327383
exactly how it went in his mind

>>134325262

You should have just told them to look it up. Instead you fell right into their trap.

Is it okay to pretend to be numale to lull your prey into a false sense of security?

>>134325262
you mean school you faggot?

>>134330882
I can't believe no one is talking about MW removing mean words from the dictionary like gullible.

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>>134331216

>this old meme

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>>134325262

>>134325262
>anon and coworker carryng some semi-heavy shit at a shit job
>anon still hasn't made any friends at the new job
>already works there for a year tho
>tries a new angle because no one laughed at his mlp memes
>maybebemorealpha.jpg
>twig-armed anon starts profusely sweating carrying 2 boxes at once
>coworker looks at him a bit weird
>wtfanon.gif
>anon sees coworker looking, asserts dominance
>stars at him as sweat rolls off his bony elbows to the ground
>looks like he's crying but for now its just sweat
>'haha coworker, why dont you carry two boxes'
>anon rolls his angle, plays it cool
>softly pats coworker on back so as not to be too aggressive but still be 'alpha'
>'youre a bit of a nu male huh?'
>boss is a oldfag lurker, decides to shit on anon

damn anon what a shit day

>>134332882
ankle*

>>134326683
You're using the_donald flag. Fuck off.

>>134332238
My meme or the op's?

>>134326683
reddit

This is some /b/-tier shit. Why would you even throw around internet lingo irl?

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>>134326969
>the pinnacle of autism

>>134326969
put me in the screencap

>>134325262
>nu-male coworker: "Sounds like you Anon!"
lmao

>>134325262

I've fucked up listening to this moronic site.

>/pol/ shits on Pajeets daily
>Willing to work for low wages and beta
>Female boss put me in charge of hiring new associates cuz I put in work
>my turn to shine and assert dominance over her
>girls mirin daily thanks to /fit/
>Accept 2 guys and a pajeet sounding name like 10 letters long and set up interviews
>White interviewee doesn't show up, hired the Asian then this
>Gandy looking motherfucker pulls up
>boss accepts his invitation to go to bar first day while it took me a year

Fucking never listen to pol

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>>134325262
Sorry op but along with being a faggot you're also a numale

>>134326950
oh shit an adult. i thought pol was for underages

>>134326969
funny shit

>>134325262
>>>/soc/

>>134325262
This thread is legendary.

Guys, let's all learn a lesson from this.

He who lives in a nu-male's body shouldn't throw stones.

>>134327793
i'm thinking low q troll bud. the meme arrow story was funny tho
/workplace tales general anyone/?

>>134325262
If you didn't respond by hitting him then you are a numale

>>134328147
10/10 would rofl to again

You fuckers really made me uncomfortable today.

>>134325262
wow you're so insecure about it
an alpha would have laughed with them

>>134325262

/pol/ in a nutshell right here.

trumpcuck concentration camps when?

>>134335856
Yeah it was. Stole it from an aussie shitpost the other day though.

>>134336008
But then like .01% of this board would be allowed to throw stones.

>>134329963
this is great :^)

>>134325262

don't be mean to others.

>>134330732
what are you a creep, murderer, pedo? why do you need to exude a sense of security?

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>>134325876
>that image
Even years later that image is still true.

>>134325262
Did you properly call them cucks?

>>134333352
normies do which is the funny part

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>>134326969
Reminds me of this.

>>134336310
way to ruin the moment anon
>boner totally gone now wtf

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>>134328147
>>I literally just blurt out "OY VEY IT'S ANUDDAH SHOAH".

>>134325262
Should have called them double niggers.

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>>134328147
Long time not laughing like this.

>>134325262
You should sacked him right in the mug.

>>134326099
Never mentions politics in the entire post. Projecting much loser?

>>134329190
>>134329242
All Americans are cucks.

Daily Reminder: Americans literally think blacks are superhuman gods.

http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/science/2014/11/whites_see_blacks_as_superhuman_strength_speed_pain_tolerance_and_the_magical.html
http://www.npr.org/2014/11/30/367600003/examining-the-myth-of-the-superhuman-black-person

Note that other countries with a sizable black population like, say, France, Britain (because of colonies), Arabia, etc. don't have such weird notions.

So yeah, it's an American thing.

>>134326099
>younger generation adopting far right authoritarianism
>you find some pithy reason to complain

I hate you all you autistic retards.

>>134325262
Only numales call others numales because they are projecting

>>134326099
We'll at least they are conforming. God bless trump

>at work
>femanon keeps trying to talk to me while helping customrers (yes i'm a wageslave b nice plox) about the most mundane shit
>lock eyes with older gentlemen i'm helping and say loud enough for anyone in the vicinity to hear
>jesus christ! women just don't shut up!
>he replies: they don't ever stop wanting useless shit that you have to pay for either
>we both chuckle
>the entirety of my coworkers are female, they're all silent and looking at me with faces that say "oh yeah anon? wanna rephrase that?"
>i laff at their expressions and continue onto next customer

they seemed pretty cold towards me for the rest of the day lol. not worried about job though cause the boss is a chiller who hates all those old hags and hambeasts

>>134338866
i wonder why this could be

>>134326969
have you already bought your kekistan t-shirt?

You are better :-)

>>134339333
>Work as wageslave caregiving for old folks
>Old folks who can't stand in their own.
>All these retarded tools to help these weak 4 foot nothing shortshit womanlets
>At a meeting
>Boss who is a woman says "remember staff, these people are heavy and can't stand well, make sure you are using 2-3 of these tools at a time to keep them standing"
>Say aloud, "do I have to? I can pretty much carry these people over my shoulder if I need, all these devices are just for women because they are weaker"
Oh man those chickens were clucking, they knew I supported Trump too so safe to say the Mexican and black chicks couldn't stand me

>>134325262
Maybe you are weaker than you thought if you actually failed to degrade a person you consider a beta. True alphas are above criticizing people.

>>134325493
>if we were alone together I would have torn his ass apart.
So you are a faggot

>>134338866
Because we breeded our niggers as slaves to be able to be physically strong to work. You can tell the difference between FOB niggers and those descended from slaves.

>>134325493

shit bait not even worth an image

>>134340191
>chickens were clucking,
kek. this is exactly what it sounds like

>>134337086
based walrus

>>134325724
/thread