UK to introduce porn ID checks in 9 months

>>134294717
>Can this country get any more retarded?
Do you really want to get an answer?

Yes.The answer is yes.You have seen nothing how retarded people really are,if you have to ask.

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HENTAI IS ART SO IT IS FINE

Where's that copypasta from 5 years ago about this exact thing happening in Britain?

>>134294717
>set up fake porn site
>watch people give away their credit card information

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>Be 17-year-old male in Britain
>Go to school
>One-fifth of the boys there are wearing skirts because they're "transgender"
>Go to store to buy silverware
>Get refused because you're under 18
>Go home
>Try to view a little Internet porn
>Porn ID checks prevent it
>Watch female Dr. Who and gender neutral commercials instead
>Go to school next day
>Get injured by Jihadist
>Die in NHS hospital waiting room six hours later

>>134294717
I like this rule, porn is bad for people especially our young men.

>Younger generation of children don't sit around jerking off to Blacked porn (like Americans)
>Actually become productive and fuck girls
Oh noooo, the jewish porn industry will get less customers and make the youth of this country less pathetic.

ohhh nooooo.

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>>134294717
Yes keep letting your children watch porn goy

>>134296472
This, I honestly don't see how the leftist degenerates let this one slip through.

You bongs are missing a great opportunity here.

Since you won't have access to porn, you get to go out and rape all the politicians you want and get away with it by claiming it was a sexual emergency.

>>134295930
Hope you have your art license renewed.

>>134294717

Either porn is degenerate and this is good or you are a filthy degenerate and this is bad. Looks like we have our answer.

>>134296808
Parents shouldn't let their kids have unfettered access to the internet.

>>134294717
taxation to wankers is best idea ever

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>people still like to imagine the UK as a free country

>>134294717
Just set up a VPN and watch free American porn like everybody else.

>>134294717
Do Brits expect a shitstorm when this law goes live?

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>>134294717
all porn is cancer either way - ban it all

They are going about it all wrong.
Introduce a porn licence.

>>134294717
>Oy vey I cant watch Gay cousin scat gangbang 3 without giving ID. WHERE IS MY FREEDOM?

>>134294717
>This goes through*
>Quality of /pol/ goes up because britbongs can't view 4chan without giving credit card info
Can we pass the same shite in Canada?

>>134294717
>Can this country get any more retarded?

I'd say no, but you insist on proving us wrong week after week.

>>134294717
is cartoon porn included

>>134294717
>no more underaged brits on 4chan
Noice.

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Hawthorne effect: people will behave the way you want them when you let them know they're being watched.


It's all weaponized psychology to control the masses.


And the sad part is the average Brit is such a whipped passive wimp that they'll sit there and take it.

>>134298511

It's fucking hard when every kid needs to have a phone that happens to have a hyper speed 4G connection directly to some of the filthiest stuff imaginable. What are you going to do?

Opt in ISP filters are a good thing. Of course, it would never affect you, being a typical, 4chan dwelling childless degenerate. But you minor inconvenience is the price that needs to be paid to protect children.

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Wow, this isn't even a meme anymore.

Fuck, this is even more cucked than Canada.

>>134294717
OY VEY THE GOYIM WON'T BE ABLE TO WATCH INTERRACIAL

>>134294717

>suppose to make it harder for children to see pornography

what about parenting then and watch what they are doing?

some questions:

what about rogue sites that steal credit card information, in the government liable?

what about vpn's or proxies.

what about sites that refuse to comply, ban them?


such nanny state cuckery. we are truly in the end stages of society. when there's nothing else to do but these minor little fucking things. basically dictatorship at this point.

>>134300206
Good thing that they will ban Tor on the way. This is really big win fro Britain and humanity.

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This is now a bust on bongs thread

>>134300244
>Implying BMWF porn won't be unrestricted on YouTube as "art" project videos

>you can be literally 007 licenced to fap

>>134294717
>parents are unable to teach kids how to browse the internet and restrict websites from the browser
Quick send the state!

>>134300300
>basically dictatorship at this point.
It's good to get the infrastructure in place before the actual collapse when it'll be needed.
>>134300405

>>134294717
>Import sexually aggresive niggers
>Ban porn

Yeah, what could possibly go wrong.

It's not like aggresive niggers will start raping even more, while white CIS scum will have to use escorts to satisfy their biological needs.

>>134294717
You know what we should do?

Compile an image showing all the major producers and call out the UK on their blatent anti-semitism for singling out the jewish people and something they created and banning it.

Redpill a few normies on the driving force behind (((pornography)))

>>134294717
>9 months to download as much porn as I possibly can
challenge accepted, Theresa

>>134299457

Link?

>>134300590
Hell m8, watching this shit I've actually started doing this.

Could the UK actually be onto something here?

Could this rather pathetic and simplistic attempt at limiting pornography consumption actually be a good thing in the grand scheme of things?

How are they gonna enforce that?

>>134300696
If by grand scheme of things you mean increased numbers of rapes and prostitution, then yeah.

>>134300694
kek
by this point it's just common sense

>>134300696
People would resort back to porno magazines or there would some kind of blackmarket of normal porn on the internet like on the deep web or even the surface web.

>>134300696
No and no. They will have to ban half of the internet if they want to limit porn. Non porn websites like Reddit, 4chan has porn. What about fake websites which will be created to steal credit card info?

>>134300206
>What are you going to do?
Don't let them have a smartphone ya dumb fuck. If they really need a phone just get them a flip phone or something.

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>>134300379
Jesus Christ. Its only a matter of time before dems want this for America.

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>>134301064
Good way to make your kids social outcasts. You are not going provide them compensation to negate impact on their social standing. don't you?

>>134294717
It's for commercial porn, like Brazzers, Blacked and other (((organisations))) who require you to pay for the porn. It's to prevent kids buying adult content.

>>134301766
Essentially the UK are requiring commercial porn sites to include what the gambling sites already do.

>>134299468
Last time a bong did anything remotely good he forgot to bring the scissors.

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>>134301766
>>134301891
So its literally fucking nothing then?
>Paying for porn
>Ever

>>134294717
What's the fine for not watching at least one hour of cuck porn a day in Britbongistan?

>>134294717
good the jew will not like this

blacked is now blocked lol

>>134300974
Facebook has loads of smutty stuff on it.

You can use social justice against them. I'm pretty sure they allow nipples now because some woman complained that they didn't let her post pics after public nudity was legalised.

>>134294717
That's actually really good idea. I know that most of you are teenager horny bastards, but porn does a lot of harm to youngsters. And people of age can opt in no problem

>>134302062
>whats the fine for not watching an hour of blacked porn in burgerland?

>>134296078
Wasn't the idea to block it at ISP level? Otherwise it's indeed retarded.

The ancients knew. Keep those hands off your wiener. Or Harry Palms will be the least of your concern.

>>134294717
>defending degeneracy
This is an objectively good thing.

>>134302190
25% what yours is.

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>>134298773
>people still like to imagine the US as a white country

>>134300379
i would try to say something back, but you're country is so irrelevant i have nothing

>>134302286
it's funny that pol talks incessantly about how degenerate porn is, and then says the UK is cucked for making it harder to view

>>134302534
pol is more than one person, dude

>>134302534
It's just the first step.
Soon, you will have to register your ID to watch streamed copyrighted content.
Soon, watching said content would be considered a misdemeanor.

Are you retarded bong?

>>134302408
>uk flag

you know what thread you're in kiddo? You people are such a joke.

>>134302699
no more so than you Tyrone

how was that black president of yours?

>>134294717
wouldnt you need a id then for 4chan?

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>>134302534
You can't ban pron without banning proxies. But i guess you like how government tells you what islamophobic sites you should not visit.

JEWS BTFO

Based Tories

>>134294717
> Hey guys let's elect Theresa May!
> She is based and wants to stop the EU and shitskins from entering our country
This is why you never elect women, even if they are right wing

>>134301891
>paying for porn

>>134302882
Ban everything but ~100 websites, job done. Seriously, people don't need to see any more than that!

>>134303070
your fucking cancer

1984 will be on you cunt, im actually outta here in a few weeks... for good.

>>134300212
10 fucking years in prison.... jesus christ can we just nuke you guys

>>134294717
Would you get a porn ID card?

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>>134294717
This is china-tier 1984 :DDDD

>>134294717
Implying people fap to regular sites like Pornhub and shit

>>134303454
I'm fine with 1984 so long as Big Brother kills wogs.

this is a stepping stone to wide-ranging censorship, not a goal in itself

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>>134304739
>this is a stepping stone to wide-ranging censorship, not a goal in itself

Jokes aside this is it. We already know this from previous censorship introductions. Virtually all laws introduced to combat child porn are misused and only a few percent of cases in which the law is used is related to that at all.

They just exploit bongs willingness to bend over for the state and their puritan streak to go after "porn", but in reality just extend the CCTV in every rectum principle to their internet.

Great Firewall of Dover coming soon.

>>134294717
>No voter ID checks
> ID checks for pornsites
Alright, you're hitting russian censorship levels

>>134294717

Literally unenforceable.

What is really worrying though is this "raising the maximum penalty for instances of online piracy from two to 10 years".
10 years for pirating. There is ways you can unlawfully end someones life in the UK that result in less prison time than downloading a film off of the internet.

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>>134294717
>in the news, porn id checks set to start in april 2018

>>134300300

>what about rogue sites that steal credit card information, in the government liable?

Government is basically acting like this isn't a problem. Security experts have explained this sort of thing could happen to them but the governments response has been to stick their fingers in their ears and shout LALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

>what about vpn's or proxies.

Judging by their attempt at blocking torrenting websites, I doubt they even know these exist or what they do.

>what about sites that refuse to comply, ban them?

They can, but need a court order to do it. But there is so many porn websites on the internet that even if they banned 1000 a day, they'd still be banning them in 100 years time. They're basically going to bog down the courts with stupid bullshit while real criminals committing real crimes are allowed to go free.

>>134300212
>credit/ debit card number
holy shit, they charge you to watch porn in britain? LOL, you people are KEKED beyond belief. What the fuck is wrong with europe. Maybe america isn't so bad after all

>>134305684

No. They are trying to use it as a form of age verification. Even though you can get a bank card as young as 16 (which will be a visa or mastercard so will function exactly the same as a credit card for all intents and purposes).

>>134300212
>no '[ ] I have a valid age licence.'
0/10

>>134294717
It will make the hunt all the more worth it.
I remember as a lad when getting porn was a right of passage, a quest. You were the man if you had a few worn VHS tapes. Or even some none soiled bush porno, at a push...

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Just when you think the UK has hit rock bottom, they buy a new heavy duty digging machine.

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>>134296151
You forgot the part where you are molested by a BBC celeb while in the hospital. Fact.

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>>134300405
>not AMWF
disgusting

>>134294717
This is easily the most retarded thing the UK government has ever tried to do. It's unenforcable and could easily used to build a database. Hope the britfags have fun living in Russia

>>134294717
Good. That will hopefully deter some young men from turning into cartoon fapping virgins.
Get a fucking girlfriend or a wife and stop wanking to porn you fucking cucks.

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All they need to do is butter up some antivirus operation to give out their parent check for free in return for having the ISPs push the pay version constantly.

Then you require any household with a child to install it on their network and put up ads encouraging children whose parents don't monitor their internet use to "seek counseling" at school. This sounds as fucked up as everything else in the UK, but it's also a fact that parents who don't keep watch over their home network absolutely are allowing their kids to watch porn.

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>>134294717

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>>134294717
Good. Maybe then britbongs will finally start to wake the fuck up

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>>134301243
the 90s were a hell of a time

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WAKE ME UP

Protip: This is how it starts with voter ID. Thanks Drumf.

>>134307760
Make me, redditor.

>>134302204
Not sure. I've read a few things suggesting people would have to input information including credit card to prove they're old enough.
Maybe it was fake disinfo by someone from /pol/, not sure. But at this point I wouldn't be surprised if it were real.

porn is unironically bad for you and it was created by the Jews

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>>134296151

Merkle is finally getting her life long wish I guess. Not sure who was in favor of this, besides that insane cunt.

>>134302408
We still have over twice as many non-hispanic whites as you do, Mr. Bong.