What's the most comfiest job in existence?

>>134291667
>What's the most comfiest job in existence?
Upper middle class housewife

>>134291667
>No neck support

That doesn't look comfortable at all.

ICE agent under Trump sounds pretty fun desu. Rounding up and deporting beaners all day.

pillow and or blanket tester

>>134291667
Board member of Google

>>134291667
Highest ranking food taster. These people literally get paid to eat gormet food.

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>>134291842
TRUMP PLEASE ILL DO ANYTHING FOR THAT JOB!!!

>>134291745
Fpbp

>>134291667
>literally COD irl
CoD with a 6k ping, maybe.

>>134291842
he said comfiest, not the best

>>134291667
If you don't get exercise at work you'll have to hit the gym more often so having a comfortable job isn't that great unless you want to slowly get fatter and softer over time.

>>134292107
That's like all white collar jobs man.

>>134291667
Film critic, game critic, tv critic. Crap like that. Drone operators get PTSD.

>>134291667
Owner of a 1800s cotton field in the south. Nothin is sweeter than sippin on iced sweet tea while lookin out at a bunch of my property making me free money.

>>134292658
100% comfy desu

>>134291667
>I wanna do this comfy job and kill me some sandniggers XDDDDD just like cod IRL XDDDDDDDDD

How old are you? Seriously.

Drone operators have some of the highest rates of PTSD and guilt, higher even compared to those actually getting shot at.

>>134291667
>To make it more political, I would say US drone operator.

>t. an edgy teenager

You don't know shit boy, it sounds like all fun and games but if you really think that those people do not get severe PTSD realizing that a lot of blood (although of terrorists) are on their hands?

This is one of the most stressful jobs in existence

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>>134292801
>literally getting ptsd from flying a fucking model airplane

jesus christ whats the criteria for drone operator? complete fucking pussy?

>>134294448
>>134292801
>cucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bkt1vAX0MRM

>>134291745
This. Time investment is minimal, the tasks are all rather simple and non-taxing, too.

So the only thing that determines if you're enjoying your daily life or not is your ability to entertain yourself.
Which women severely lack so maybe we should just switch to women wagecucking their life away while men do the 1-2 hours of household chores and then enjoy their lives.

>>134291667
being a minister of something useless, you get paid loads but don't have to do anything

The political office to board of directors revolving door.

Preferably at some barely heard of arms manufacturer.

>>134294855
Caroline Kennedy was our ambassador to Japan, she had no qualifications and got the job on a whim. She made $179,000/year for four years, all she did was attend fancy dinners and tour around the country.

She was living the 4chan dream.

>>134291667
Fluffer. You get laid all day but never have to take the money shot.

>>134291667
The comfiest is not having a job at all. Retire young and rich, and spend your days enjoying time with friends and giving to those who need it.

>>134292801
Makes the impact of the end of Ender's Game that much more harsh.

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Comfiest job in the world was Weather Observer for the Australian Bureau of Meteorology.

Paid ~80k AUD per annum to watch the clouds and launch weather balloons. The actual best job I've ever had. They actually asked me in the interview what hobbies I had because you had so much time to chill.

Like all amazing chill loner jobs though it's mostly automated now (even though the automation doesn't work). Sad.

>>134295415
I had a friend who was a night watchman and all he did was play video games and watch dvds.

>>134294512
It's the disconnect from their lives when their doing missions on base, not to mention a lot of these guys are young, and some have young families. Imagine coming in and your son is asking you what you've been doing at work? You obviously can't tell him you stalked a sandnigger for three days, listened to his communications, established a target route, finally get him in the crosshairs and blow him up in just the click of a button. Drone Operation is much of a more personal and very psychologically intense job.

Oh did I also mention you have to do shit like this pretty much everyday for about 6 years.

That's why they have ptsd

>>134291823
/thread

Lots of drone operators kill themselves though.

Even my naval buddies tell me how shitty a job it is, unless you're a sociopath.

>>134296858
That sounds like fun. Also, why not tell your sun that you killed a bad guy?

>>134297253
P.S.
This is a manly job!

>>134297253
Because sometimes they're a lot more Human than you think. For example, I used to think that Hungary was basically Eastern Euro Kazakhstan but now I know it's like a tiny cute angry little country that hates shitskins.

>>134291667
Female twitch streamer

>>134297137
>>134296858
>>134294448
>>134292801
Why so many "hooman sandshit live iz holy" cucks?

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>>134291667
Night Security Officer. Literally shitposting on /pol/ all night and collecting $34k.

>>134297430
Because unlike you I have morals and strong Christian beliefs.

>>134297376
Hungary was a huge part of Austrohungarian Empire. They can't be something like Shitholeastan.
And even Stalin and Mao were human, but they are still the bad guys.

>>134297497
Christian belives should only incourage you to kill sandgod minions.

>>134291667
>What's the most comfiest job in existence?

getting paid by soros to shill on /pol/ is comfiest.

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>>134295744
I played about 100 hours of Civ V on shift and it was the best time of my life.

What upsets me is that the automated solution doesn't even do the job right. I could still be sitting there right now in some remote Australian weather station living the dream, but Labor, faggots eternal, had to run the economy into the ground, forcing cunts to automate us.

Worst timeline.

>>134297561
Hey man sometimes it's the fella with the robe or his trashbag wife and her 8 timed and primed kids that most likely have on suicide vests. It's totally nuts how deep you go into these people's lives.

>>134291667
More stress than it's worth. You're in charge of a $20m drone and your job security rests with our immediate need to blow up towel heads. Will your job be there next year?
Best job is a statistician or an actuary. Math people have the cushiest jobs in the world.

>working under zog occupation
>comfy

>Drone operator
You mean glorified security cam watcher

>>134291667
Programmer that correct pajeets' messed code lines at home and with a 6 digits salary using an AI written in LISP to do the basic code corrections

>>134294448
I would have a huge fucking grin on my face watching a bunch of hajjis get barbecued on satellite feed. Maybe that's what I'm cut out to do lol

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>>134298180

>>134291667

i get pain in my neck just from looking at this pic

>>134298350
kek

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>>134294813
The most about these housewives is of course the fact that women think that housework should be divided 50-50. You get up in the morning and get to work where you do 8 hours labor after which you arrive home to find half of the housework undone and wife starts bitching about how you never do anything to support the family.

My wife did this until I refused to pay her bills. I got her a job and now she fucking gets it. We don't have kids at the moment. Thank God for that. We will be having them sometime in the future but I'm afraid she'll just revert back to being a housewife nagging bitch because women aren't good at remembering how things were before but rather emotionally live only in the moment.

My ex was the same. She ended up cheating with some unemployed druggie living next door and ended up pregnant so she tried to pass up the bill for child care to me. I refused to pay a penny without DNA proof of my biological parenthood which she refused to get so I hope she and the druggie have a happy low income life.

I fucked the druggies gf as revenge and made fucking sure the druggie learned about it. Also got him arrested for drug possession and intent to sell. Fuck him and fuck my ex-whore. I feel bad for the child though but her parents can rot in hell for all I care.

>>134297430
Because retards don't know how to otherize.

>>134297432

While doing nothing with your life. By your rationale, being a welfare queen is the ultimate "job".

>>134298734
You better dodge that wife m8, either you discipline her or as you said she'll wrap around your neck and suck the blood out of yoz

>>134291667
I literally do my job from a bean bag - not ironically. I write for TV.

>>134291667
Chief diversity officer
Social media manager

Statistician for the gov, make alright money with good benefits. I work 10 hour days and get every Friday off and work from home (do jack shit except answer emails) Mondays.

>shitposting with my coffee right now

>>134302260
You better not be pozzing everything.

I'm considering getting into trucking as a driver. I like driving on the highway with a giant soda and snacks, and I don't get aggressive/offended when someone passes me. It seems comfy. Anyone here do it?

>>134302990
Extremely long hours and low job security because of mass produced automated cars being right around the corner? Sounds great.

>>134291667
Job was up for a bonus when I checked a few weeks ago on the US Army website.

>>134303347
You can do a lot of things with a CDL. being the guy that sits in the truck at job sites looks pretty comfy.

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>>134303347
>mass produced automated cars being right around the corner


>keep seeing this meme on 4chan
>actually work for Autoliv who are leading in this tech


uhm sweetie

>>134298734
holy shit finn anon

>>134298350
holy shit

>>134305219
Heheh listen kid............
I'm going to have my automated car thing and my fully AI sexbot by November this year. Traffic and women are 100% outdated you dinosaur

mine is pretty damn cushy.
i work in a small wine store 10 mins walk from my house. im there by myself.
i get to "sample the product" by myself and with the customers, i can work on whatever else i want while there, search the net, watch youtube, whatever. and most of the customers are women. easy.

>>134291667
Looks very comfy.

>>134291667
Being a Russian hacker ofc

>>134291911
Well no shit they get paid faggot.

>>134309495
>no neck support
>comfy

>>134292014

you, but you can kill real towelheads!
Sadly, COD will never be able to deliver this

>>134298734

Bullshit. We all know Finns don't get near enough to each other for wives or sex.

>>134291667

CEO of anything. You just turn up every now and then to make sure the underlings are kept in line, then enjoy your dozens of holidays a year.

>>134299278
And?

>>134299278

>being a welfare queen isn't the ultimate "job"

The only real problem with benefit scum is that they're scum. It wouldn't be a problem if they were creative or contributing in some other way.

Your life shouldn't be valued based on what job you do.

>>134313398
You obviously don't know what a successful CEO's daily job entails. If you work for a company worth more than 1 mil. sure you get a lot of vacation, but when you are at work you are working constantly.

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>>134303347
Soo 50 years from now?
>>134302990
There are like 5 companies hiring truck drivers in Wisconsin. Half promise you weekends.
pic related

Jobs are out there, you just gotta want it.

>>134314126

The company I work for is worth well over £1 mil and the CEO literally does nothing at work. He recently went out of his way to try to do something (he set up a meeting with the 10 newest employees), but then abandoned it a week before the meeting because he couldn't be bothered.

CEO's don't work.

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>>134314394
I should also mention i was able to live comfortably making $800/bi-weekly, not trucking.
There are areas where cost of living is pretty low and still pretty white.
Big cities are a meme imo.

pic related helped me out when job searching. Guy is pretty smart.

>>134298734
Should've fucked the druggie in the ass to collect the whole set. Research purposes anon.

>>134314639
Mike Rowe was an opera singer before he got a higher paying job in the entertainment industry on his Dirty Jobs TV show. He pretended to be blue collar for the pay check.

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Any job /out/side. Be it forester, geology or weather meassurement. Getting paid for going around in nature is the best fucking thing ever.

>>134315988

Check this kid's channel out. Sounds like a chav at times, but the little fucker knows his nature.

https://www.youtube.com/user/AlfieAesthetics

>>134292092
>chasing mexicans in a helicopter then jumpin out with your AR15 and gear isnt comfy

>>134315988
My thoughts exactly. Being a national park ranger or something like that sounds comfy. Checked.

>>134315988
Working outside or on the water has its good days. And they are extremely good. The bad days can be fucking awful desu

>>134291667
Game testing

its pretty fun to play vidya at home and get the latest releases

Being a NEET. Wagecucks actually think any kind of work is comfy boy have the Jews got you guys by the balls.

NEET + the odd job to supplement my comfy existence

>>134291667
Manual labour. It usually pays shit, and it can be really awful at times, but it can be quite nice too, depending on the job you're doing.

>>134314402
That company will fail, probably pretty soon. If the CEO isn't being productive, someone else is and that someone else will eventually out compete your company. I've worked in commercial real estate development for two decades and every single millionaire/owner/ceo worked around the clock and were basically married to their job. Same for every well run supplier, contractor, designer, engineer I've ever had to hire. Anybody who slacks off either doesn't last long or tanks the company. Also every single child of a billionaire/millionaire owner I've worked for was a drug addled retard who party until they are 50 and then hold positions at best, once the old man who found the company and who works 100hr per week dies, the company disintegrates or is bought out/split up shortly after. If your CEO is slacking it's only a matter of time.

>>134303347

>Automated Cars
>ever being a thing

Want to know who's going to die faster driving?

>>134317547
I honestly feel sorry for you.

>>134317431
Only idiots think this. Beta testers aren't "playing games", they're grinding the same half-finished level for 10 straight hours trying to duplicate a glitch that crashed the skybox so the programmers can fix it. It's a miserable job with no future that pays nothing.

>>134317547
NEETs are pathetic. I eat sushi every night. I buy three handguns a month. Do you understand what it is like to have effectively unlimited money? No, of course you wouldn't.

>>134291745
>impling being a hauswife is a job

>>134314126
>worth more than 1 mil
In assets or turnover or profit?

>>134317940
As a mod betatester, I can attest. Playing your favorite game 10 times over just to check the new features can quickly ruin a game for you.

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all jobs suck thats why they have to pay you to do it

>>134318019
Top zozzle my family has more money than I know what to do with, you think I envy you because you eat Kroger brand seafood department sushi and shoot pellet guns at squirrels with your plebeian backwoods retard friends? My inheritance alone is more than you will make in 3 lifetimes slaving away for Mr. Noseburg. You wagecucks are pathetic thinking slaving away doing meaningless work for globalists accomplishes anything.

>>134318019
>make lots of money
>buy everything you need like cars, electronics, furniture
>become NEET and make ez money on the side

It's like you wanna be a basic wagecuck bitch

>>134318537
> he think his value is monetary

>>134318767
>be unemplyed
>make money
What world are you living in?

>>134291667
NEET

>>134291667
My industry is drastically shifting to either client visits during field work or just work from home. No more cubes. Future is looking pretty comfy desu.

>>134318984
>work from home

hope pajeet takes your shit

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My job is pretty comfy
>senior it manager
>110K
>sit in comfy office all day
>work about 2 hours a day
>shitpost in 4chins 6 hours a day from my phone
>sneak out and go to kinoplex matinees on fridays
>will be getting paid fat stacks to go see baby driver tomorrow

>>134318044
If you're raising kids it is, Jesus...how many women do that badly these days, don't really engage with the kids, integrate into the community, challenge the children, and keep them stimulated.

A massive swath of mothers are pretty useless desu, most of them don't even know the large amount of damage they're doing to their children on a daily basis due to their behaviour.

>>134291667
I would want to be the head mod on 4chan

>>134318880
I got my ways...

>>134317940
Well it's all about perception friend

I already sit around doing 10 hours of gaming,
might as well get paid for it I figured.

It can get miserable when you know your whole day is booked just for gaming. Had to invest in Gunnars since my eyes would die for consecutive days of gaming.

>>134291667
>US drone operator.
Holy shit no!!!

That job sucks. Drones are inaccurate af and everytime a civilian gets hit its your ass. General Atomics is shit. They pay shit wages and work long hours

>t. Predator mechanic

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everyone believes and claims theyre making 100k a year for playing video games their boss walks away and then they just sit on video games the whole time

ive seen the story 1000 times in reality its just a coping mechanism wage cucks have

>>134291842
Kek thats a shit job too. Had a buddy quit after two years because he kept getting sick from illegals. Long hours and shit wages. Fuck that

>>134291667

Official MyPillow tester

Real estate manager/owner
Literally sit all day waiting for the money to roll in at the end of the month. Deal with niggers every once in a while and look at pretty new houses to buy.

>>134292314
Maybe a fucking pansy who cant accept a few hundred people's blood on their hands would get PTSD. I would sleep like a fucking baby every night.

>>134319177
I work in public accounting, commercial audit. So we have to work directly on site with the client during busy season, but other jobs during the off season (summer) can pretty much be done from anywhere. So not sure pajeet would be any good with client relations, but I'm aware that automation is coming for my job within the next 2 decades.
But I'll be out of the industry by then.

>>134320052
>Drones are inaccurate af

No they're not.

It's intelligence that's lacking.
When they kill many civilians they either thought they were terrorists, or they were killing a terrorist without knowing how many civilians were also present.

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>>134320557
>But I'll be out of the industry by then.


well good for you , you sound like you got everything figured out your whole life wrapped up

do you know about the day of jesus christ though on september 23

i doubt it

gl with your plans

>>134320699
September 23? That's a weekend. Phew. I'd hate Armageddon to be during the week.

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>>134320146
Just got done playing a round of battlegrounds
now I'll add this console.log statement and rejoin a server.
Who knows.. maybe i'll play 2 rounds in VMs. Gotta make all them cores and gigs do something.

>>134291667
I think being a forest ranger would be a super comfy job.

>>134291667
Y'all motherfuckers don't know what a comfy job is. Heres a comfy job:

>be a&p mechanic
>get an airport facility job
>get landscaper
>make $32/hr. MOWING LAWNS

Literally the best fucking job. Ive been trying to get it for years

>>134320605
Kek where do think they got that intelligence from?

Tip: a drone

>>134298734
Are Finnish girls, including your wife, the sluttiest on earth? I've read that their sexual partner counts are amongst the highest.

>>134291667
>3rd shift IT guy for a local company
>very few tickets come in
>enjoy most of my time watching videos, playing games, and hoping some idiot doesn't break our hardware.

>>134320052
>predator mechanic
>mechanic

>inaccurate
>its your ass
As an ex-sensor operator, you have no idea what you're talking about.

One, PGMs (i.e. AGM-114s) are far more accurate than any other type of warfare short of direct action raids (which also has collateral).

Two, once clearance is given by the ground commander, almost all liability for the kinetic strike is in their hands. They paid for the missile, they chose the area, and they rented the aircraft; we just fulfill the contract.

>>134291823
To be fair he doesn't have much of a neck either.

>>134291667
I own and run a state certified cannabis farm in Oregon.
For the first year the paperwork was a bitch.
Now I'm making around $85k a year and Only working about 40 yours a month

>>134291667
That's pretty fucking cool

>>134315768
>Mike Rowe was an opera singer
Good post. Even though he's an actor playing a blue collar role, he's still promoting a good message

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>>134321505
So you're the asshole telling pilots to track and shoot pakis at funerals huh?

>muh hardware

I can't tell you how pilots we went through while i was deployed. It must have been a new guy every month. Sensor ops were always assholes thinking they were tough shit while i was back stateside training

You motherfuckers don't know your head from your own asshole! You disrespect your mechanics and act like top gun when you're really just a microwave operator.

WE have to be in the field
WE have to keep the drone flying
WE are the reason you have jobs in the first place
WE see shit you don't hear in the briefings and...
WE KNOW YOU FAGGOTS ARE FULL OF SHIT.

Hi tect my ass its a fucking model plane with hellfires on it shooting at random shit

Kys fuckface

>>134292801
Because the Air Force is full of pussies

Any real soldier would have problems flying those drones with 1 hand

>>134321164
Why don't they just get a pack of Messicans do it for a little under minimum wage?

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>>134291667
Dildo tester

>>134323201
Probably because you have to have a federal license (a&p) to cut grass on the tarmac. But ya it blows my mind

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>>134291667
>google adwords bronze medal

>>134321831
Care to elaborate a bit on that? Why is it state run for example. I would have guessed it could just be made as a cash crop for farmers

>>134292314
You have to be quite a faggot to be sorry about killing some sandnigger kids

>>134291667
I personally would go for woodwork or dermatologist. I love this channel.
https://www.youtube.com/user/DrSandraLee

>>134298350
wtf lol

>>134298350
>9 likes
ahahahahahahahah

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>>134291667
>Be me.
>Be Longshoreman.
>Work hard for years, back gets strong and have calloused hands.
>Buck loads of steel and logs.
>Struggle to get jobs at first, gain seniority and eventually work regularly.
>Get hurt, foreman tells me to go to first aid and get my injuries cleaned up.
>We have a first aid guy?
>Realize there are signs pointing out where to find this mythical first aid man.
>Wander through the ship to find one of our esteemed elder Longshore workers reading a book.
>It's Mein Kampf.
>I like where this is going.
>First aid man patches me up while we discuss history and culture.
>I ask him how to get his job.
>It's a two week OFA III course.
>It's take the course, it's fun and I actually learn a lot of stuff.
>I start plugging in for first aid shifts.
>I literally sit around and wait for people to hurt themselves.
>The work is meaningful, I help members of the tribe in their hour of need. Learn a lot about the industry and shit post on /pol/ for eight hours a day.
>I'm getting paid to do what I would do at home.
>First aid attendants are regulated by work safe BC to be at every job site. There are hundreds of people doing exactly what I do for good money.
>Do clean work of course, it's not all luxury... I make coffee, do the payroll, examine safety gear... but most of my day is luxuriant and stress free.

The best job in the world is industrial first aid. Period. If you can get into the higher levels at a job site, you are living the NEET lifestyle for the industry base rate of $25 an hour... I get paid much more than that and there are guys that get paid more than me. If I received certifications like one guy I met at first aid school, I could walk into the safety management field with a grade ten education and make $350k per year.

Trades are okay, but certifications are king.

>>134299278
What do you do with your life, mac?

>>134318880
Sells drugs or his body.
That or lives with mom and dad

>>134320043
That flag... Your whole world is built on the beauty of capitalism.

>>134315768
He never pretended to be blue collar and has never presented himself as anything other than an advocate for people that worked those jobs. His father was a blue collar man that worked his ass off to give him the opportunity to do what he is doing and he is spending his time promoting blue collar jobs and lifestyles to directionless punks that don't know how to find a job. There's literally nothing wrong with Mike Rowe.

>>134322456
You feel better?

>>134330104
Sounds comfy, leaf. I left skilled labor for an academic life roughly 5 years ago. I was hungry for more. I considered getting certified in some way like you did, but ended up enrolling in university instead.