Aus/pol/: boring thursday night edition

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so that title makes sense
https://youtu.be/9v6u9pNADH4?list=PL3B0EE1D35549C50E

I've got nothing to say so I'll just say nigger.

>>134290574
thanks mate

>>134290338
>Justine Damond will likely receive justice where others didn't because of her race

Also because she was innocent, duh
Unlike the others

>>134290338
Thanks cunt.

>>134290724
easy cob.
so how was everyones day?
mine was last, waiting for my job emp. agency to ring and they didn't so I took the dog out

>>134290941
>last
I meant to write lazy

I did fuck all. Played Xbox. Pretty good. Going to see Dunkirk tomorrow.

Had a nice rare steak for dinner with potato bake and spinach. The coles rump has been pretty thick lately. Must be a bit of a beef surplus.

>Royal Adelaide Hospital tours mark countdown to doors opening

14 weeks till im out of a job, so long Repat

>>134291295
yeah, I dunno. they've been saying it's opening soon for years. they'll probably find something else

>>134290338
What does auspol think of Australia's newest army soldiers?

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>>134291749

>>134291781
ah, good luck to them i suppose.

>>134290338
>Chinese general tours Defence facilities
what the fuck

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>>134290460
apparently this is where that pic was taken now
theres a bit about the picture in

http://coombe.id.au/stg/02_Hindley_Street_Adelaide_1845.htm

http://www.adelaideheritage.net.au/all-site-profiles/shop-at-103-hindley-street/

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>>134290338
Thank you for making the Aus/pol/ thread anon. I really appreciate your effort.

>>134291886
Why are Australians such cucks to the BIG CHINK COCK?

>>134292148
GOOK

>>134291886
>the Chinese general also toured the highly secure Headquarters
we're fucked

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can I hang out with you guys?

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>>134292148
fuck off, m8

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>>134290338

>>134292143
I have accepted my duties, i'm over complaining

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>>134292148
redpill me on superdiversity

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I wonder if the abos realise just how bad it makes them look every time the cunts from melbourne uni push the amount of time they've been here back ten thousand years?
>get left alone for 65 000 years
>invent some sticks
>farm by burning your paradise to the ground so often it becomes a wasteland.

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>>134290338
Why havent you changed your gender with centrelink yet?

>>134292592
Will they give me more money if I do

>>134292661
No, you'll get less because of the gender pay gap.

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I live in Southern California

You guys don't know what it's like. Whites are probably like 20% of the population here. Every single day you wake up and step outside, it's these squat ugly little brown people everywhere. Not just here and there, fucking EVERYWHERE

The streets are not being maintained, they're all fucked with cracks and holes. Most of the stores have upped their security procedures to a ridiculous degree, you have to ask an employee to unlock things if you want to take them off the display racks.

Everywhere you go you smell marijuana. The crime level is increasing. There have been a string of arson incidents recently that have resulted in numerous major wildfires, burning out dozens of homes.

Do you know what it's like to walk outside and never see a white face unless it's someone over 50? Do you even know what that's like? You hear spanish everywhere you go, chattering mindlessly, even in your nightmares.

I have no friends here, they all moved away. I feel like I'm living on an alien planet

>>134291178
>The coles rump has been pretty thick lately

Water infusion. You're buying water for $15kg

>>134292918
I thought that was just the mince, is that with all beef?

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Hi fellas, I led a bunch of Italian exchange students around the Melbourne today alongside some classmates. I was able to chad one of them when I asked her if she wanted a photo of herself, she said she wanted a photo with me. Visited a bunch of shit, MCG, Eureka because one of the qt italians who took a photo with me really wanted to see it. The folks I was with were very nice. Two dudes two girls. The guys looked southern Italian kinda and the girls were more Northern. Interesting day overall. Spoke in Italian and english to them. I was nervous to speak in Italian with them at the start of the day but I relaxed some more and got more confident. One of them complemented me on my Italian. When I was in Eureka's giftshop, the qt asked if Kangaroos or Koalas were better, I said kangas. Apparently Koalas are more cooler in Italy. Very good day overall, I really enjoyed it.

>>134292866
That sucks, m8. Is Northern California any better?

>>134293062
that sounds pretty cool, why are you talking to us now though? you should be at the qts apartment

>>134293134
you ruined it by talking to him, now he wont leave.
>also, 80% chance he's a mexican

>>134293216
Maybe one day, I personally want to get fitter before I become a chad. Maybe I can get an italian gf and join the Mafia to practice my Italian.

>>134292866
>I live in Southern California
>You guys don't know what it's like. Whites are probably like 20% of the population here.
I know these California feels. This is why us Whites stay cooped up in our nice homogeneous neighborhoods and never venture outside

>>134293216
Autist bro probably fucked up his chances.

>>134293277
slow af tonight anyway

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>>134290338
did ya put ya bins out cunts ?

>>134292866
Leave then and go to Texas or some shit

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>>134293318
>>134292866
Living in commiefornia still
Also
>pic related

>>134293514
Yep cunt

Job interview tomorrow bois. Hope the job isn't too shit.

>>134293545
Doesn't matter how shit it is so long as it pays more than the dole.

>>134293545
Good luck mate

>>134293134
Southern California (used to be) known for it's stunning blonde girls. Basically an aryan utopia. Northern California is different, everyone has dark hair and has a more "English" look about them. Yes, as far as I'm aware Northern California is like 80% white or more. But they only have 10% of Southern California's population.

>>134293277
To be honest, I consider California and Aussies to have sort of a spiritual connection. We are connected by an ocean. We both live in similar climate conditions. We both ha(d) similar types of people.

>>134293514
nah, some cunt stole them once so I put them out in the mornings now

>spiritual connection with California
you got the banter down pat

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>>134293678
>Southern California (used to be) known for it's stunning blonde girls.
enjoy your squat mexican chicas, goy

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>>134294037
this culture has pretty much died out at this point

>>134294140
What do you expect? You had all these stunning women running free and then let the Jews get at them.

>>134294140
You probably could actually drive on the beach too and no one would care because everyone was civilised and didn't do it dangerously.

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>>134294019
I have an excuse to post this

YEAH THE GLASS BARBIE

>>134293514
Bins go out on Monday nights you muggins.

>>134293678
What about suburbs around Hollywood they'd still be fairly white? Or at least just a bit of a mix, nothing that would make you want to kys.

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>>134294378
are you the sweet puff poster

>>134293545
Good luck cunt.

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>Chinese general tours Defence facilities, South China Sea dispute on agenda

FUCKING CHINK CUNTS GET OUT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>134290338
Abos confirmed for divergence

>>134294638
it'd be funny if that's mungo mans mob and

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m8's me dog is retarded what do

>>134290338
When are we deporting all the chinese and making it illegal for them to buy property?

>>134294822
The state won't do that, you socialist.

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>>134290338
>65k+ years and all they invented was a fucking stick

C U L T U R E

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>wen u never heard niggers root before and can't tell if they're killing each other or no so u call the cops who turn up and execute u

>>134294822
Whenever we oust Prepbull and his chink cum receptacle

>>134294903
>socialist
Please don't call me that filthy word, chink.

>>134290338
Aus/pol/ regulars:

>pigeon poster
>glass barbie
>hey gay cunts/hey cumguzzlers
>Jesuit Priest yelling masturbator
>Bruce the former Gook OP
>British surfer poster
>Redgum fan

Tell me who I have forgotten. Some may be duplicates.

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Anybody in Perf got some queschions?

>>134295095

You left out yourself you silly poofter cunt lol.

>>134294688

Poor Mungo man, coons getting all the cred for his art and stone axes.

>>134295095
The person who always calls the OP a gook even though GOOK op an heroed weeks ago.

>>134294330
Probably dated at 6 gorillion years ago too.

>>134294544
>Hollywood
(((white)))

>>134294923
Oi don't insult me culture white dog or I'll didgeridoo yer arse!

>>134295179
>GOOK op an heroed weeks ago
link to stream?

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>>134294954
>move to america, where liberty lives
>rogue soundwaves enter your property violating the NAP
>call on state to resolve dispute
>get shot for not utilizing your second amendment right

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>>134295179

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>>134295095
>Redgum fan
I have plenty of other interesting attributes

>>134295130
post theme
https://youtu.be/WcWM_1hBu_c

>>134295130
Saw this on the ABC as well, reminder that these guys are Ahmaddiya Muslims, basically the Mormons of Islam

https://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/12/predictable-muslim-good-news-stories-arrived/

95% of Muslims hate these cunts and they're murdered often

Dick smith was on mark lathams show last night if you wanna have a look cunts. Talking anti mass immigration.

Give the groid a choice of punishment; life in an American jail or live free in Mogadishu for the rest of his days, which would he choose?

kerdasi amaq

>>134295232
Well at least tolerable. Not just all spics or nigs.

Death by nig or sand nigger is probably the most humiliating way to go. I'd rather be eaten by a shark.

>>134295172
>stone axes.
this is what got me too, they said that the new find has stone work
I have a feeling that mungo man didn't have fire but had stone tools and the abos are the opposite
>explains why tas abos had no fire
just thinking out loud though, I have nothing to back that up.

another off point thing is that people found "abo" specimins in s. America and the people who crossed via the Bering strait (up top between Alaska and russia) wiped them out. one theory is that when one of the ice ages occurred the ice sheet was so far north there was a sheet that went all the way across from Tasmania to s. America and to Africa.
>impossible to prove because anything left would be in the ocean.
If they are mixing the dna/samples of mungo man and abos up maybe the mungo men were the ones that went to s. America.

>>134293678
Many Asians here, around Sydney at least.

>>134294037
Aussie chicks really do look a billion times better then USA cunts....

>>134295367
yeah I was thinking he must be an out cast of the ragheads
>"We have these so-called Muslims doing these atrocious and vile attacks but I can guarantee you, they have probably never opened the Holy Koran."

>But he argues tackling Islamophobia hinges on mutual respect. And he's critical of both activist Yassmin Abdel-Magied's Anzac Day Facebook post and the backlash she encountered. "I myself take part in the dawn service," he said. "These heroes of ours have given their lives for us, fought for this beloved country.

>>134292287
If you're a shitwit you're out mate, otherwise, feel free cunt :) grab a can and make yourself at home.

>>134291781
What the fuck is that thing next to the flags?

>>134292592
Fuck not this shit again.

>>134291781
Must be nigh on impossible to be unemployed.
Why don't all the dole bludgers just join the defence force? Could even declare yourself a conscientious objector and have Australia's Own* Mel Gibson make a film about you

>>134294140

NZ still has beaches you can drive on, in the country.

>>134293298
Are you about 14 mate?

>>134296213
we have the coorong, bit out of the city though

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Why are people still on 12/1 internet speed when connected to the nbn.

>>134294317
Sigh.. yep.

>>134296361
how does it affect us?
I don't play video games online so I don't get why we need it

>>134296361
Because (((they))) decided we don't need more than 12/1 so offer it as a fibre plan. I'm still on ADSL :( When will I get my gbit connection.

>>134296412
>t.pensioner who reads 5 emails from medication companies a week

>>134296609
it's good enough for me to watch qanda and the news each morning, a movie now and then
why do you need faster internet?

>>134296813
thanks for the troll reddit

>>134295433
Dick Smith is our guy. And so is Bob Katter. Everyone else can fuck off.

And while I'm posting, does anybody else watch Utopia? Last episode was great.

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APOLOGIZE YOU FUCKING THIEVES

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>>134296943
We sure got a fucking lot done in 5 minutes. What's your excuse?

>>134296361
Because higher speeds are fucking expensive as shit. Fucking jews.

>>134296883
i'm not trolling, I get why businesses supposedly need it but I don't get why everyday people need it
is it really because you lag in COD? is that worth the money the gov is spending on it?

>>134296906
dick smith really is the best personality in the country, he's fucking great

>>134297039
genocide
much

>>134297058
Everything is moving online grandpa. Everything. All forms of electronic entertainment will be stream and/or download based.

>>134296412
>>134296813
I need fast net because I download 30GB movies every other day and it's slow as fuck.

Normies need a bigger upstream pipe for their vlogs and our cucked 1mbit links aren't even close to supporting it.

>>134296361
Cause only about half of the fttn connections actually get over 25/5.


>>134296813
So I can do my wage slave office job from home

>>134297133
How embarrassing must it be to get genocided by a bunch of people who've existed for 1/11th the amount of time you have.
Maybe if you spent less time rape-murdering every 2nd child you could have invented a way to stop us.

>>134293298
>Join the mafia

Unless you're already Italian you should probably fugeddaboutit.

Also we're all about Bikies along with Vietnamese and Lebanese crime gangs down here, sort your shit out mate.

>>134296906
Bob Katter is transnigger right now. He is not /ourguy/.

He was talking about throwing out the white politicians in his areas because they don't understand "muh spiritual connection".

THE INTERNET IS FINE YOU DUMBASSES THERE IS ONLY BAD PING TO FOREIGN SERVERS

>>134297518
t. Boomer

>>134297159
yeah and I can already stream and download shit as it is

>>134297506
I think that I'd need to see information on each particular politician and their work before any judgement can be made there. Maybe that's an excuse to throw out useless shitters. Honestly I don't see boong elders doing too much worse a job than our current white, suit-wearing career politicians. At least the boongs probably aren't savvy enough to sell us out to China.

>>134297518
>THE INTERNET IS FINE YOU DUMBASSES THERE IS ONLY BAD PING TO FOREIGN SERVERS
Yeah and because everything is foreign as FUCK to this island it's actually a big deal. We can't locally mirror everything and TCP packet confirmation cucks the fuck out of our link speed internationally. Reducing latency is what we need more than anything. Granted given the physical distance it really can only be lowered so much, until we break the speed of light things are always going to be a little shit, that's ignoring the budget switches in between.

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>>134297352
these are shit excuses. the gov is spending fuckloads on it

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>>134297567
Yeah you're right. Disregard me, I suck cocks.

>>134297646
so much for within our means

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APOLOGISE

>>134297518
What if I need to work off foreign servers for work you mong. I'm not sitting around all day for something that can be done in ~4 hours with reasonable internet.

>>134297647
>the gov is spending fuckloads on it
Found the problem.

>>134295095
I just thought of:

>Anne Erin
>Foreskin/uncut willies fag

>>134297713
Who said the within our means thing? I assume it's a quote.

>>134297741
Well suck ten more cocks and check the bandwidth. The limiting factor is the CPU processing in between you and the server. The data travels at the speed of light.

>>134297749
so it should be free?
or private, where to co.s charge individuals for connections to their properties?
>I'm more for the second one actually, if you want really fast interwebs so you can play vidya, pay for it

What if you want to be a youtube star? Talking shit about shit like that pewdipie fag. Annoying gay cunts making you money because they actually watch you. Then you live here and pay taxes on your multi million salary.

It must take literally a day to upload a decent quality video. I've never tried.

Evening fellas, what's happenin'?
What's worth watching? I'm a bit bored.

>>134297590
>hurr I have no standards and it's fine for me
Go fuck yourself. You're the reason this country can never fucking get anything done.

>>134297919
>so it should be free?
No, the government should just gets its filthy incompetent hands off it.
>or private, where to co.s charge individuals for connections to their properties?
Sure, I'd pay a few thousand for a FTTP connection. Though I'd expect the provider to be using good hardware all the way up through their end too.

>>134297741
You need to have a CPU to re-send the light signal every kilometer or so. It takes about 0.3-0.4 seconds to send and receive a reply from western Europe which is the furthest away from us

>>134297919
>if you want it pay for it yourself
Well by golly why didn't I think of that? You do know we would if it existed. Right now it doesn't.

>>134297945
Get rid of that trip and I might talk to you m8.

>>134298104
Fucking this.

>>134297945
Watch Miami Vice. Easy contender for besy post-2000 movie.

>>134298129
>trip
you don't even know what that means

>>134297980
if it improves your life I guess its worth a few dollars to you.
>>134298006
I get the business side, if it helps them with biz it's in their best interest to pay for it
>>134298104
pay for it to be connected, it could increase house value too

>>134297875
>The limiting factor is the CPU processing in between you and the server. The data travels at the speed of light.
You're a fucking idiot. There's so much wrong with this I don't know where to begin. Wrong in every way except for the at the speed of light thing. It's technically true it travels at that speed down the wire (ignoring routers/switches in between the lines slowing things down because of congestion) but only so much light can travel at once through those tiny tunnels. CPU isn't a problem on any chip developed in the last decade unless you're checksumming each packet with rsync or something.

>>134298063
don't bullshit us

it's about 30km for boosters on fiber, it's ADSL that needs boosters every few 100m

>>134298206
name then, not trip. pedantic cunt.

>>134295095
Identity crisis chink

>>134298218
>pay for it to be connected, it could increase house value too
Not an option for my address.

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>>134290338
HEY GUIS I MADE NEW ARTS!!

And here is the music to go along with the picture:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLtrZnR5P_I

>>134297647
Just because your low iq ass can't see big picture doesn't make it not valid. Decentralisation of the workforce would reap huge benefits.

>>134298291
>>134298206
>pedantic cunt.


Heh, funny because pdx is short for pdantix, because I'm a pedantic cunt.

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>>134298357
>no NBN at my address until 2020
>Even then it's not going to be fibre

America has 300m spread across 500 cities.

Australia has 25m spread across 6. That's why Australia is failing. That' why property costs 2 arms and the distal portion of a leg.

NEED another city. Preferably one with Regency architecture.

>>134298482
I'm scheduled for construction in 2019 or something and it'll probably be some gay FTTN shit.

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>>134298369
you are an artist

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>>134298482
>fibre
I don't like the taste

There, got rid of the tripname.

>>134298219
That's only a temporary limitation though. Sure there's a hard limit somewhere, but some krauts managed 10s of gigabytes down a single strand by using a twisting beam

Why the fuck is no one throwing a massive shitfest about the fact that abos have been around for 65,000 fucking years? The fucking rise and fall of Rome was a fraction of the history of abos. Just imagine the timeline of the rest of the world being played next to to the timeline of that of abos.
Fucks sake when the rest of the world was cultivating land and animals, these people were still clacking around THE SAME FUCKING STICKS.

God is cruel. Why would God allow this

>>134298592
Civilisation is overrated.

The abos were better off staying tribal hunter gatherers. Everyone would have been better off if they had followed their example.

>>134298219
Yeah more cables means more capacity for traffic at one time but you don't get much packet loss do you?

>>134298239
Point is the signal fades and needs to be resent by a CPU built into cable. You can't take one piece of optic fiber from here to nz and send a signal because it would fade before it got halfway.

>>134295095
That communist chick from the university who bullies her white students

>>134298206
>>>134297945 (You)
>Miami Vice
>47% on rt

You sure m80?

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>>134298533
fk yeeahh

Another rabic jam boys:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-2nByd2cr4

>>134296412
Quality communication infrastructure is quickly becoming a central pillar of western economies. Self driving cars, drones, smart infrastructure (eg traffic lights that respond in real time to the location and intensity of traffic), financial systems, engineering systems, defence, retail, etc.

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>>134298786
Yeah, maybe you should go with some critic approved kino. I heard that Wonder Woman and Sausage Party did quite well with that crowd, either ought to be a worthwhile experience.

Moar like 80,000 lads. http://archive.is/D2CAV

>>134298538
it'll help with your haemorrhoids

>>134290338
you did the formatting wrong

it should be:

>title
link

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>>134298969
gookop
is that you?
it is you isn't it? that's your formatting your describing. how was your an hero? are you ok now king kike?

>>134298218
>pay for it to be connected
Again, how can I pay for something that doesn't exist?

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oh fkn yeahhh budy yeahhhhhhhhhhhh

a song about history:
king tut was a black man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLXOkZtAkPw

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>>134298952
top lol that you NEETs didn't even get that my fibre post was a joke. "I don't like the taste"

>>134298500
Central Australia capital? Where could we put another one though. Queensland or WA I guess?

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>>134299125
nah im not gook op im the cunt who briefly took over after gook op.

>>134293062
Happy for you m8

>>134299155
Buy some cable and put it in the ground.
Socialist cuck, little socialist cuck crying because not enough work vouchers for internet. Poor little cuck cry more. Socialist cuck send me your tears in an email down ur shitty copper cable.

>>134295095
The uni fag who keeps complaining about commies on campus

>>134295692
>stone axes

This had me stumped too. If the abos had stone tools 65,000 yeas ago why the fuck has there never been newer ones found?
Either abos are so sub-human they have literally de-volved over the all the time before whitey turned up, or the site they are digging up isn't aboriginal.
If the latter, wouldn't that make every native title claim they have made invalid (or at least in need of review) since they weren't the first to walk the land?

>>134299185
I was lurking mostly, but yeah.. I didn't get it because I'm a dopey cunt

>>134299486
Your yellow is showing.

>>134297710
I can connect so well to that Cancer...

>>134299496
Are you sure there is only one?

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>>134299560
We all have problems detecting sarcasm on the internet m8. do not feel bad.

>>134299496
ex-uni fag here, those campus commies are fucking annoying.

>>134299812
I just don't show up on campus except when I have to any more, in no small part due to the fact I don't want to have to talk to any of the commies.

>>134299540
if it wasn't them (which I don't think it was because like you said the tools haven't been found elsewhere) who were they? was there a culture in the area between Aus and Indonesia?

>>134299697
There's one who consistently brings it up, others join along bitching about it

>>134299760
>do not feel bad.
I don't like your tone young man

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>>134299955
my tone is best tone. Based tone.

>>134299909
They wouldn't be nearly as popular if the cunts who run our country werent so corrupt.

>>134299486
>cuck cuck cuck
Grow up.

>>134300157
Not sure what can be done about that though. Despite having one of the best voting systems that would actually allow us to vote out retards no one actually can be fucked to.

>>134291781
>>134291749
>>134296072

It's hard as fuck to get into the ADF if you are a white male. I've given up applying to be honest. Just gonna wait till there's a war going on and apply when they can't fucking say no. Besides peacetime military is apparently shit anyways. Who would want to serve and do basic with them, one of those cunts even has a beer belly.

At least I have a good paying job to save my money in the meantime. But I hope there is a war before I am 30, I do want to join up someday.

>>134299540
There's a reason they've never looked into mungo man or really questioned the abos. Too much would jeopardize their gibs if an unfortunate truth came out.

>>134300301
Nah it wouldn't change anything really.

Australia is not real. It's a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. It's a coverup for one of the greatest mass murders in history, made by one of the most prominent empires.

Australia does not exist. All things you call "proof" are actually well fabricated lies and documents made by the leading governments of the world. Your Australian friends? They're all actors and computer generated personas, part of the plot to trick the world.

If you think you've ever been to Australia, you're terribly wrong. The plane pilots are all in on this, and have in all actuality only flown you to islands close nearby - or in some cases, parts of South America, where they have cleared space and hired actors to act out as real Australians.

Australia is one of the biggest hoaxes ever created, and you have all been tricked.

Make sure to spread the world - Australia is not real. It's a codeword for the cold blooded murder of more than a hundred thousand people, and it is not okay. We will not, accept this.

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>boring thursday night
Bunch of pooftas

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>>134300081
good tone, like the colour tone on your tone. here, have one of my tones.

>>134299910
>was there a culture in the area between Aus and Indonesia

I'm thinking yes, a completely different branch to aboriginals. Perhaps the tools found at the site were from the pygmy race that was suspected to be wiped out by the aboriginal people. But you don't hear people speak about the pygmies much since it's racist to suggest that the aboriginals were not the first to walk the land.

>>134300434
Nice tone. Thank you.

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>Are Coles and Woolies fucked?

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How many foxes have you shot this year aus/pol/?
Remember you're not a real Australian until you've shot at least one

>>134300492
ah, yeah. I forgot about them, homo Florentine (or something like that) was the pygmies that were found. I don't think they had stone tools though, although if there was one there may have been others and the coast line has changed a lot, a lot of times.

>>134300537
Aldi has gross food

>>134300230
Its all in the election funding. To get your party in power you need to win elections, in order to win elections you need shitload of money for advertising, and in order to get that money you need to align your interests with the interests of rich donors so they will ((((donate)))) to your party. You can also skip the money step and reach out to cunts like Murdoch.
This means that right now bribes are not only legal, they are primary mechanism for getting elected.

My current favored policy is to make all political donations illegal except for funding that comes from australian citizens, making these donations both 100% tax deductible AND have a cap of a couple hundred bucks.
Actually getting there is much more tricky, but I've been thinking about a plan:
>1 - Make a bunch of money
>2 - Use that money to kick off a non-profit
>3 - Use that non-profit to bribe politicians into making bribing politicians illegal
What do you reckon?

>>134300666
I was reading a story about some guy who left the dingoes around his property and the number of sheep that were getting eaten dropped. apparently dingoes scared away the foxes. Some sheep still got eaten by them but not as many as when the guy was getting rid of the dingoes.

>>134293545
I think I figured out what the job is and I have known people who worked there and told me it was hell and not worth it. I fucking hate job agencies, they don't tell you shit
I have another job I can start in 2 weeks which I know is decent since I worked there before only problem is it only lasts till xmas.

God I just want to do something else. Nothing but warehouse and job agencies for the past 5 years. I wanna change industry but no clue how or what to do. Kill me.

>>134300281
Give ARES a shot, time investment isn't that bad and you still get to go bush on training exercises for a couple weeks a year (it's something like 100 days of service per year for high readiness). Training is a bit bare but your a reserve so it's to be expected. Also ARES pay doesn't affect your gibs if that's an issue.

t. Weekend warriorfag

>>134300752
>implying you dont like their meat pies

>>134300838
Even with funding I don't see a party other than the big two winning for at least two more elections. Maybe things will have changed by then but I'm not confident in that either.

Obviously it would be in the people's interest to make big business donations illegal but that's never going to be passed by the people receiving said donations.

>>134300924
their pies suck but their cheap pizzas are good and their apple and mango juice are good

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>>134294822
We takin over

>>134292918
Butcher bro here, you can't pump rump with water. Coles meat is pretty good these days.

>>134301006
I know :(

>>134301006
Better then the Musos

>>134300735
From memory the pygmy remains found have been quite north (Qld mainly I think) so there is a good chance that they were coastal dwellers and when the coast lines were changing (and destroying their sites) they took their chances crossing the seas rather than going south and dealing with the savages. There are always a few stubborn people that don't want to move so maybe that's what has resulted in the artifact site.

>>134300924
Vilis a best.

>>134300980
mate the pies are pretty good. if you heat the properly they taste almost like four n twenty pies from the servo

>>134301130
You won't be saying that when they chop up your cute cat and doggo.

>>134300965
>Even with funding I don't see a party other than the big two winning for at least two more elections
Nah m8, if that law was passed right now the pants would fall out of the big 2 overnight. You'd never see them hold a majority government again, but yeah they'd still be the 2 biggest parties for at least a decade or two.

>Obviously it would be in the people's interest to make big business donations illegal but that's never going to be passed by the people receiving said donations.
Yeah that plan would have to be pretty clever and lucky, but since it involves getting stacks of cash anyway I'm gonna give it a crack, it's not like my career was ever about anything other than dollerydoos. I might as well try to stick it to those goblin fuckers who own our pollies at the same time.

>>134301041
You can pump anything with water.

>>134301041
>look up Butcher wages
> $20-25
Why the fuck do you need certificate and/or apprenticeship for that?

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>>134301006
>tfw your future is being sold away right from under you
>tfw your cultural background becomes the establishment's punching bag
>tfw your constantly at a disadvantage because for some reason people are rejecting hierarchy so they force (((diversity)))

and all you can do is watch as Rome burns

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>>134301296
We lose the women or we lose the pets.
Either way we lose.

>>134290338
Why are you archiving ABC links?

>>134300281
Did you get knocked back champ? Who said it's a peacetime army? There are still trips senpai.

-tankie

>>134301515
To keep the norway bot off his back.

>>134301515
because otherwise norbot still archives it

>>134301388
We could always fight back instead.

>>134300980
>their cheap pizzas are good
Went to dominos today, keep buying it lately.
Two PooInALoos hanging out the front.

Thanks to /pol/ I think I'm finally over getting Dominos.

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Good day, fellow cunts.

>>134300281
>peacetime military
1st armoured is deployed to iraq right now m8.

>>134301599
How tho.

>>134301679
>dominos
Disgusting. Find your local pizza store, it'll be better.

>>134301346
Because if you're not a fucking retard you'll buy your own shop, that's where the money is. Also stupid hours means it pays well but shitty lifestyle.

>>134301561
Did you get to go north for TS?

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>>134301690
Good day, fellow cunts

>>134301701
then 2 cav in nov

>>134301729
Domino's $5 pizza has no equal in all the land. It's fucking glorious.

>>134301763
No, I'm in a juicy training establishment position.

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>doing a video interview for a job
>get asked "What is your one unique trait and how can it benefit our business?"
Well aus/pol/, what is your unique trait? You're not just all mediocre schmucks who can only flip burgers or sit on the dole, are you?

>>134301346

mate some sparkies struggle to earn that kind of coin

>>134301816
What toppings you like m8?

>>134301816
this. they're so shit but so cheap

>>134301816
Oh wow a $5 pizza with no toppings what a deal.

>>134301869
I'm ready to flamed off the planet
>Ham and Cheese
>Deep Pan
>No Sauce

>>134301954
I'm sorry I work a less then minimum wage job. Not all of us are fucking neurosurgeons that can afford extra toppings

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>>134301966

>>134292592

Only if I could have selected Attack Helicopter when I was on Centrelink.

>>134301966
Hey at least there's no pineapple. People who like pineapple on their pizzas are subhuman.

>>134301823
Pucka?

bring back toni pepperoni

>>134293062

Why aren't you ploughing the fields now then, cunt?

>>134293545

Good luck cobber.

Just hope the cunts that work there are decent. Even if the job is shit, decent coworkers make the day go quicker.

>>134301966
mong

>>134302030
Mm

>>134302299
>Colonials
What are you gonna do? Arrest me and send me to Australia?

>>134301835
what'd you say?

>>134298500

I've long thought this.

When is Australia gonna get some fucking flyover states? Fucking big Cities think they can just do whatever they want since people can't escape them. Inland man made sea fucking when? Irrigation of the inland when?

>>134301823
>>134302366
That you, Macca?

>>134302536
No, I do know a Macca though. Saying that, I'm sure there are many maccas between arty truckers and armour haha

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>>134302431
Said how much I loved diversity and how well I worked with people in different cultures. Said I liked watching foreign films to learn about foreign cultures but I failed to mention that it includes stuff like Triumph of the Will and Der Ewige Jude.
The recruitment coordinator is some curry muncher in Melbourne so I figured I should push the diversity angle to get the job.

>>134297801
>*nn* *r*n
>Deserving of note
He's a fucking oxygen thief

>>134302472

well Australia is essentially just a big bowl desu

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>>134301380

>>134298500
Newcastle and Wollongong are becoming higher density, it seems that NSW is just spilling over into the regional centres. Tassie is still pretty small but I'd rather it stay that way. Can't say much for the other states though.

>>134290338

Did the person who is pushing the blacked stuff get cucked by an Emu?

>>134302616
Macca as in loud, massive head, brown hair Macca, too green, super tankie, made it to full track I think without a trip, or maybe one SOTG driving gig.

"Through the Mud, through the blood and to the green fields beyond".

>>134302472
I'm divided on the whole terraforming thing. On the one hand, it would likely turn Australia from being a middle power into an influential regional power. But it would also mean a likely MASS immigration of thirdworlders and Asians, to the extent where it could be so drastic, that Australia rapidly turns non-white within 5 years.

>>134301561
>>134301701

Oh wow, are our tanks actually fucking deployed? I thought they hadn't done shit since Vietnam. Are we doing anything or just peace keeping?


Also yeah I got knocked back a few years ago. I haven't reapplied in a while.

>>134300923

Eh I thought about trying for reserves but you'd basically never be deployed. As a last resort I might but I wanna be deployed and do something in my career too. And nah no gibs, I gotta good job.

>>134302876
I hope so. Even we hate him.

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>>134302673

Anyone going to mooseheads tonight?

>>134302878
Are you a black hat?

>>134302892
Im reserves cause my career is going well but I still wanted to be there for my country.

Your right about the deployments, I've seen some get lucky and their hands up for Afghanistan/Iraq but ever since we've pulled back from there all the chock deployments have completely dried up. Furthest us guys go is Timor/Malaysia for the time being unfortunately. Who knows, maybe china and india will finally duke it out and we'll be relevant again. What role we're you gunning for anon?

>>134302892
No, the pers are though. Why did you get rejected?

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Cleverman on ABC is so funny

Abos are neither clever nor man

Also I see more abos on that show in 30mins than I've seen in the last 5 years in real life

>>134303194
Nah mate, ex RAR, did 12 and got out this year and fucked off away, hence the flag.

>>134303234

Just Rifleman, with Tankman and Armored Cav as secondaries.

So some reservists actually used to get deployed? Pretty cool I guess. If there is no war by the time I am 30, I will join as a reservist when I hit 30, so at least I can say I joined. But there is a few more good years before that and things do look to be heating up.

>>134303257

Pers?

And I was actually unemployed when I applied, and before that it was my first ever job interview, I was a dumb kid and was waaaaay to honest, but that was years ago now. Hopefully they forget all that shit.

>>134303334
Ah seen. I like it down here. I'm going to round out the 10 and then go and be a copper.

>>134303490
Personel. I'd reccomend cav be your first preference, as someone who wanted to go grunt but went cav instead it's the best.
>no walking
>heavy weapons from day 1 of IETs

>>134303580
Pucka is good, spent a lot of time there. Which state are you wanting to go Cops? WA isn't much chance, be much better off VICPOL or QLD

dab on your haters

i posted this in the wrong thread accidently

I'm a year 10 drop out and I've never worked before, do you think the post office will hire me?

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>>134302688
he's past his used by date

>>134303680
Vic, I'm from Melbourne so it would be cushy. The paperwork side of things puts me off but I still get to threaten nigs so that's good

>>134303664

Sounds like heaven. But I remember when I applied they said Cav was low priority since tons of cunts wanted it.

But yeah no walking would be good. Cardio is honestly the thing I'd be most worried about.

If things keep heating up with NK and everything else, I might do a reapplication again soon. It's just my other job is doing so well and paying so good right now I don't want to leave it. But yeah wouldn't miss a war for anything though.

>>134303933
Don't join to go to war. With the new vehicles coming in and he ACR construct cav is a priority job at the moment.

>>134304050

So you are saying I should apply right now today, and have a good chance of getting Cav?

>>134294755
I want Puss, I don't want it platy though

>>134304095
Take the plunge. What's the worst that can happen, you make some half decent money shoot some cool gats and get super fit? I don't know your situation and what kind of job/money you're making so it's hard for me to judge.

>>134301816
Dominos $5 pepperoni is probably my favorite chain pizza of all time. Fucking amazing.

>>134301966
That's ok, you could have said ham and pineapple.

>>134304384
I usually get the bbq beef and the veg trio and then make a sandwich with one slice of each

>>134304384
you mean toni pepperoni m8.

fucking normie

>>134303490
Listen to what this guy >>134303664
says, I'm a rifleman right now and from what I've seen cav have way more fun than we do. I'm hoping to transfer to armoured or a support role myself actually.

And yeah it was infrequent but chocks did get deployments ages ago. You'd have to be at a certain level of training/in a pretty active company to be considered though.

>>134304509
Does that specifically refer to that pizza? I've heard the words before but never really associated them with anything other than being a /cool/ dude with a /cool/ name for your pizza.

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>>134290338

>>134304346
>What's the worst that can happen
you fuck up, kill a bunch of innocents, get your mates killed, and then either die or live to be court martialled

>>134304346

Worst that can happen, is I can apply, get knocked back, get that stupid "wait 9 months till you are eligible to reapply" shit and then a war breaks out after that and I am fucked unable to join.

But I am on their website and looking at priority jobs right now. Cav isn't there, but tons of shit about Submariners.

I do really want to apply actually. I work in a nursing home that only takes in ADF veterans actually, so I see all the ADF memorabilia every day, guys have old medals everywhere and ADF posters and photographs of guys in the war and plaques, memories and statues everywhere so I am constantly surrounded by ex servicemen and military stuff anyways.

>>134304554

Yeah alright, I do love tanks and vehicles a shit ton anyways. Got books about AFV's, APC's and Tanks all over my room. Would love to do Cav but thought Rifleman would be in more demand or something.

Fuck lads, I might have to reapply tonight, threads getting me hyped. Fuck I hope anon is right and they are looking for Cav entrants right now.

Any tips for the interviews?

>>134304694
You worry too much senpai.

>>134304750
Just book a YOU session and go from there. Take that confidence in with you and you'll ace it.

>>134304750
Also.. pay off what the website says. Just go in there with your guns loaded and tell them what you want

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>>134304594
yeah it was the old name for it m8

>>134304930
>>134304594
>>134304458

Are any of the sides other then garlic bread worth getting now days?

>>134304930
homer Hudson icecream
oh my fucking god, I haven't had that in years

>>134304848
>>134304892

Yeah alright, fuck it, I'm gonna do it. Gonna book a YOU session tonight. Excited as fuck about this.

Everytime I head into an old fellow's room to give him his coffee and food and such anyways they all have the news on and all are telling me there's gonna be a war soon anyways and I have to hide my excitement.

Do you guys think working in an ADF affiliated nursing home and helping out veterans will help on my interview as well if I tell them that? As opposed to any other job.

>>134305031
I don't get sides, if I get anything I personally want to eat other than a pizza main I grab a https://www.dominos.com.au/menu-pizza/cheesy-garlic-pizza-P270 as a starter. Though I don't get it unless I'm sharing it...

>>134305031
I had the salted caramel thing a while back, that was good but kind of expensive for how small it is

>>134305258
>>134305268
Yeah they're all expensive as fuck which is why I've tried like none of them

>>134301296

No, the undersize and overbagged scavenger fishing is way worse an issue.

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It's getting pretty late, is it worth having a second aus/pol/ tonight?
>three yes's and i'll make it now
also there is a cool shitpost thread here
>>134304785
>>134304785

>>134299366
>nah im not gook op im the cunt who briefly took over after gook op.

Ah sowwy, I don't fink so guy. Remove green text don't fool me.

Herro

HERRO