I need your help /pol/ My sister is pregnant and giving birth

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How does this even happen?
Like the kid gets born and the doctor is like "uuuhmm now lets cut off the babbys dick" and the parents are like "sure m8 here".

this place sucks

>>134261407
That's pretty much how it goes.
One of our first memories is agony.

>>134260749
Why do we have these threads every six weeks. You tell her swords need sheaths and that she has an unpleasant odor

Tell her if she circumsizes her kid, you will chop off her clit its the same thing. This is the only argument that gets through to women about the issue.

>this place sucks

You would be better going off to a CT forum, a lot of pro foreskin users there.

>>134261407
yes, that is an accurate description of the process.

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>>134261746
why are americans so retarded?

>>134260749
Girls prefer cut dicks. End of story.

You little virgin dicklets and your dick cheese just wouldn't understand.

>>134260749
Have him restore it later if she fails and cucks you

>>134262016
Fuck off Vagisil executive. You and your fungus

>>134262016
this doesn't dignify a response, but wtf, have a (You.)

>>134261980
excesive lard on brain

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>>134262016
>caring what woman prefer

if woman would prefer no ears, would you cut yours off?

also why are americans having no hygiene?
I literally never have any dickcheese on my glans, I clean my penis everytime in the sink after I take a piss and then dry him off with the penis towel. I also shower daily.

>>134261749
I don't mean to keep bringing up old news, like every single thread that's here every day.
I made this thread a couple months ago, when I first started talking to her about it, but I'm making no progress.

>>134261816
I just dropped that one.
I told her before like half of the nerves are cut away during the procedure and she was like "well I know there's a ton of nerves that get removed, but I'll have to think about it...
That's why I'm here.

>>134262271
cant you just, yaknow, clean it in the shower

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>>134262405
Nope, my juicy and perfect sized uncut cock deserves only the best.

>>134262316
Point out that female circumcision has thr same medical benefits yet we don't do it. It reduces std risk and improves hygiene.

>>134260749

anyone have the fake dimple piercing screencap? show that to her

>>134261876
pro foreskin? are there any serious anti-foreskin arguments?

>>134261980
not enough refugees, I guess..?

>>134262058
That won't regrow the nerves tho

>>134262271
Dick cheese was one of her arguments and I told her it's not a problem if you shower.
Same sorta thing with STDs. If you sleep with someone with an STD, you're gonna get an STD. It doesn't matter what your dick looks like.
>penis towel
Now THAT is high class!

>>134261746
>One of our first memories is agony.
preparing you for the rest of your life

>>134260749
How many men get a uti? And stds? Use a condom.

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>>134260749
>She comes back with increased risk of UTIs and STDs...
She's been misled. The difference is utterly trivial in the first world. In Uganda, maybe, but not here.

MRI data shows infants go through extreme pain during circumcision.

Remind her that if he changes his mind when he's older, he will be able to get the procedure done with proper anesthesia.

>>134262223
>excessive lard on brain
coming from a fuckin beaner

>>134260749
Do it irl go over to her house and red pill her in person m80

>>134260749
He's not going to get an STD before he's 14. You can be circumcised as an adult as well. Let him choose when he's old enough.

>>134260749
make the comparison to female genital mutilation

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>>134262271
> I clean my penis everytime in the sink
> In the sink
You fucking disgusting animal. People wash their hands there
>then dry him off with the penis towel
> hey anon what's that towel for? You always have it.
> oh yea it's the towel I carry around to dry my dick after I give it a good lather, rinse, and towel off in the sink
Germany should have gotten one of the A bombs.

>>134260749
Pics of pregnant sister first, preferably lactating into your dad's mouth.

>>134260749
>Czech girl sees my American dick
>"are you Jew?"

fucking kill me

>>134262316
Ask her what the kid did to deserve the torture. Or why she doesn't to be a good mum. And keep hammering the "it's only fair if you get circumcised along with him."

>>134260749
It's funny because only your documents are loads of shit yet you try shoveling it down her throat like a good goy. Goy shouldn't have the right to be circumcised, though, so I support your effort.

>>134262271
I don't know why I laughed so hard at this. It makes perfect sense. Just the way you said it made me lose my shit. I just imagine a fancy washcloth with the word penis embroidered on it.

>>134263328
> germany should have gotten one of the A bombs

lmfao

>>134263328
you don't have a cheeky piss and a wash in the sink anon?

>>134263142
beans have no lard, my lardy friend

>>134263439
el oh el

but that fucking sucks bro

>>134260749
You can always get it removed later in life. But you can NEVER get it back.

>>134260749
tell her to let the son decide when he's old enough winwin

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>>134262016

>>134263120
I knew the STD & UTI shit was a meme.
I told her UTI is the inside tract, foreskin doesn't affect that and that men barely get them because the tract is so much longer.

I tried to explain the MRI shit too, but at first I didn't want to come on too strong.
I also told her that you can get a circumcision whenever, it doesn't have to be on day 2 or whatever.

I really should just start sending her shit like your pic related.
But suddenly I'm worried that she and her husband will be wondering why I care so much about their kid's dick.

>>134263175
I would, but we live like 2k miles apart

>>134262893
Yes, foreskins are fucking disgusting.

>>134260749
God said you can't get into his home unless you're circumcized as a sign of the Covenant so good job being a literal pawn of Satan you dumb faggot

you only need to stay, god forbids it.
guys are born with it for a reason.

it also keeps the penis sensitivity so he can cum faster during a rape and escape quicker.

>>134260749
Ask her what she thinks about infibulation

>>134264121
If they do get (((it))) done, you should call CPS with vague terms, saying they mutilated their child irreparably.

>>134264121
Drive home the point that the kid can always do it later if he wants it.

Then drive home the point that there is no benefit and it was only pushed as an anti-mastubatory procedure in the 1900's

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>>134263545
Sounds like I need to hammer on the clit cutting and the decide later perspective.

>>134260749
female here. i will say uncircumsized penis are repulsive compared to cut. It's the equivalent of very dangly roasties in terms of visual appeal.

>>134263955
mexicans actually cook with so much lard though, oh my fuck

>>134264784
WRONG, we cook with lots of vegetable oil, still bad tho

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>>134264471

>>134263328
agree with this guy, anon is a disgusting savage. A fucking sink, wtf man?

>>134264750
Tell you what man. I sure as fuck would not let my boy get cut. That woman of yours better snap out of it and realize this isn't her decision to make.

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>>134260749
My parents were never told about my circumcision. The hospital did it automaticly. Fucking Jews.

>>134264775
Go fuck yourself. Boastful ignorant cunt

>>134265034
Least we didn't get the ol' Yiddish rub-n-tub

how the fuck are you able to keep good relationship with parents when you realise that they mutilated your dick "cause everybody does it". wtf

Not even messing with you guys. How can you tell if your uncircumcised? My brother made a joke about it to me a few times but I've never asked my parents and don't really want to.

If you enjoy missing dick pieces you enjoy missing your man card. Hand it over

>>134265316
how old are you

>>134265316
Look for scars on your penis. If you have them you were likely circ'd. If your head is pink and dry/wrinkled instead of purple and smooth, it's likely but not certain that you're cut.

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>>134265316
Check this picture.

>>134265018
It isn't his son, idiot.

>>134260749
Fuck off with anti-circumcision meme, it makes it much easier to clean and reduces risk of cancer. It should be done with some kind of pain reliever though.

>>134264391
And that right there is what I think my sister is thinking.

>>134264471
I do want him to go fast..

>>134264625
Pretty disgusting, but nigs gonna nig

>>134264731
>anit-mastubatory
Is that true? Got a source or name on that?

>>134265316
Do you have a foreskin? If not, it's time to buy a Talmud.

>>134264750
Don't forget the eyelid argument. Get them removed so he doesn't get conjunctivitis. Sure his eyes will dry out and stop working properly, but you don't want him to catch something he can normally prevent.

>>134265531
Whatever, why is this even a discussion? Cucked beta comes to fucking pol and beg for confidence to tell his sister not to be a Jewish pawn.

>>134264775
Man I really like it when women have their labia cut off it looks like ham otherwise. Glad we do not practice this very strange mutilation here in Europe women here think cut dicks are weird.

>>134265607
Hello noprostate nofap man. Lets remove all skin. Fuck skin. Skin is shit

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>>134265607
>Implying babies will remember having an external organ surgically altered without anesthetic.

Just tell her the kid will get immensely bullied and be unable to masterbate without the help of lubricant forcing him to pay money to pleasure himself

>>134260749
Why don't you just leave her along, faggot? Maybe she doesn't want her son to have a dog dick.

>>134265474
20. This all came up when we played Cards Against Humanity and one of the cards were smegma and I was the only one to laugh. I had to explain what it was and then my brother said something along the lines of "yeah you'd know all about it wouldn't ya" he made mention about being uncircumcised a few times that night

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>>134264421
The old laws were dissolved with the Covenant of Jesus Christ. You sound like a jew...

>>134260749
You ought to be discussing this with the kid's father. Or wait, the coon's probably in prison.

>>134265901
Why would a car without hub caps be better than one with?

Complications man. Its the complications. I've been impotent since 22 due to severe nerve damage from mine. I'm just glad I live in a time where Cialis exists. Its got an 11% complication rate

http://nationalpost.com/health/ontario-newborn-bleeds-to-death-after-family-doctor-persuades-parents-to-get-him-circumcised/wcm/9227263e-5d3f-40fa-8918-97cbe1d66173

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Here is a picture of an circumcised penis.
You still want to be a cut fag?

>>134260749
circumcised penises are FUCKING DISGUSTING!
my foreskin is my greatest possession

> be me
> have first kid 2 years ago in (((NYC)))
> have no less than 4 doctors ask "Are you sure you don't want your son circumcised? Now's really the time. Anon"
> deny all 4 times
> get woken up in the middle of the night for a nurse to tell my sleep deprived self, if I wanted to reconsider in the morning, that it would be ok.
Make it out of the hospital with my intact child and felt like I had just robbed a museum or something.

>>134265825
Some people are circumcised as adults for medical reasons, I wasn't only referring to babies.
>>134265770
Literally what?

>>134265987
Terrible analogy

>>134266075
Nah, cut cocks are better to suck

So if Jews are evil overlords who control the world, and they cut their children's dicks, wouldn't it be safe to get your sons dick cut also?

>>134265951
well basically, if you have some loose skin you can pull back to reveal the tip of your dick you are uncircumcised.
if not you're a jew slave bro

>>134264775
Shhh.. The men are talking

>>134265018
It's my nephew. I'm trying to talk some sense into my sister and her husband.

>>134265034
I bet this happens all the time. I wouldn't be suprised if it isn't mentioned at all. Here's your kid, the blood in the diaper should stop in a few weeks, make sure to lay him on his back. :)

>>134265314
None of it matters, till you really know what's going on. Just like any other red pill.

>>134265316
>>134265474
?

>>134265607
I'll give you easier to clean, but cancer? No, that is incorrect. Penile cancer can occur on any part of the organ.

Hey, Calle Calle!

>>134266400
>Implying people won't pull peoples pants down to check for kikes and kike slaves during The Day of the Rope.

>>134266400
Russian roulette but with functioning manhood

>>134266666
I have seen this post number and it gives me a massive unironic freedom boner

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>Anon, I've decided to do what's best for our son: he's getting a circumcision
How do you even respond at this point?

>>134266487
I'm not a Jew slave! I'm not a Jew slave! I'm not a Jew slave! Thank you dad

>>134261980

Christianity, that sect of Judaism

Just looked up "smegma" and had a good laugh at what uncut cucks have to deal with.

>>134267022
congratulations!

>>134266993
Quote Genesis about how I own her

>>134267112
You can look up lots of stuff. Lemme know when you find a half decent cripple cock with bolts in its neck. You realise vaginas are smegma pockets yes?

>>134260749
You should show your sister that is her job as a good parent to teach her kid good hygiene (i.e. how to clean his uncut dick properly); to incentive the practice of safe sex and non promiscuous behavior; to seek medical help when needed. NOT main the kid, that's barbaric.

>>134261407
dog bress da yu es ae

>>134260749
You could have the biggest dick in the world but if you are uncut it will still look you have an anteater as a dick. Fucking disgusting.

Americans are fucking savages

>>134262271
>I clean my penis everytime in the sink after I take a piss and then dry him off with the penis towel. I also shower daily.
FUCKING WHAT

>>134267354
Emus are the best circumcisers
>>134267414
Shart

>>134267355
and don't you forget it

>>134263955
mexico is the only country fatter than us, lard ass

>>134267483
*smells own balls*

>>134262716

This doesnt work, considering them even remotely similar is basically hitler. I used that comparison 4 years ago and my sisters still hold it against me

>>134267530
*sticks finger into cozy foreskin blanket*

>>134267662
>cozy
Is there an officer problem

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>>134264775
i bet you are a feminist too, go fuck your self
MUH DOSENT LOOK GOOD fucking cunt, its the boys penis not a fucking painting

>>134267355
don't look into the light faggot.

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>>134265607
yes goy foreskin is bad yes

>>134267788
Yeah they haven't put you away yet

>>134265662
>eyelids/conjunctivitis
Top tier, anon. Will use, Thanks.

>>134265688
lol why you so butt blasted?
I'm just looking for something compelling to convince my sis to do the right thing.

>>134265770
Best way to avoid melanoma, imho.

>>134265901
>She doesn't want her son to have a certain part of his body
You've gotta be a woman because that is literal her body her choice level reasoning.

>>134265981
I've been thinking I might need to talk to him directly and hopefully he'll understand.
Idk why but I kinda get the feeling he might be against it. I sorta came out of the blue with it and for someone who doesn't know anything about it, it's like "that's not the kinda dick I'm used to."

>>134266011
I definitely should present more of the risks involved with the procedure. Sorry about your situation anon.

>>134266146
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men..

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>>134260749
OP idk if you're still here, but feel free to share this anecdotal stuff with your sister.

>be me
>be circumcised
>obviously thats how its supposed to be
>my parents wouldnt do something that would hurt me
>i know they love me
>start browsing chan
>wtf this isn't done outside the US? poor bastards
>start to listen to all the evidence
>all the stories
>hear eurofags talk about how they can barely stand to touch their glans because of extreme sensitivity
>wtf.jpg
>i can drag a knife across mine and not feel it
>w-w-what ever, probably doesn't matter
>get grill friend
>first blow job
>holy shit i'm so excited
>can barely feel shit
>immense sadness wells up in me
>i start to realize whats been taken from me
>I get furiously angry at parents
>realize its not their fault, they were doing what they thought was best
>depression sets in

and that pretty much brings us to now. I envy you guys with all of your dick.

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>>134267112

Smegma build-up is the worst fucking pro-circumcision argument. Like let me get this straight, you can't take the time to thoroughly clean your dick, so you get that skin removed as a newborn. Girls wash and clean under the clitoral hood because smegma can build up there as well. Do you really have less fucking agency than a goddamn girl.

Philo-semites are so fucking weird.

>>134268031
Bitch about trannies and become one. Lawn mower your own sandy vag. Im gone

>americans will never know the feeling of pulling your foreskin back and releasing all the pleasure in one move

You need a detailed breakdown of the different types of female genital mutilation, there is a procedure where they simply cut off the clitoral hood, one where they cut off the clit, one where they trim the beef curtains (all girls need this if they protrude) and one where they cut off the clit, cut off the labia, then sew it up leaving only a small hole for piss. Clearly it isn't the same as FGM with complete clit removal but in cases of labia removal it's less detrimental than male circumcision, in cases of clitoral hood it's also milder than male circumcision. But they lump it all up into one misleading word.

>>134268164
You ought sign up for the restoration trials.

>>134268164
you can restore your foreskin you know, not all the nerve endings obviously but you can get glans sensitivity back, google it.

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>>134268234

>y-yeah i cut off my outer ear so earwax wouldn't build up

>>134263955
mexicans are in the same tier of fatness as americans, in fact, they might have surpassed them.

>>134268451
i've seen some of this, read some contradicting stuff, does it actually work?

>>134268353
i knew there were "home remedies", but are there actual medical trials for that?

Your nephew should get circumcised

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>>134268331
t. Mohammed al ahmed

>>134268164
Basically the same situation man. I just fake orgasms and take cialis. Goal is to find a girl worth raising a family with and then drop that bomb that I've never came with a partner.

I'm 28

>>134262271
Not "a penis towel".
But
>The penis towel
Fucking lost my shit, lmao someone screencap

she's an absolute monster if she does that.

never EVER speak to her again, if she does that ultimately cruel shit !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she does not deserve to be treated as a human being, if she does.

i mean she isnt anyway, shen she is not even able to realize how serious u are and how urgent this is, if she has zero intuition and senses ...

i mean she's a women = sh is a monster by nature.

she wants to turture and cripple her son right from his first day. the most horrible 'wellcome' one could imagine to arrive on this planet.

she must be a monster, a total psychopath, no empathy and sane sense whatsoever ... SICK !!!!!!!!!

>>134268872
Fuck man, my condolences. I hope you find one

>>134260749
>She comes back with increased risk of UTIs and STDs...
How is this an issue? Once he's old enough to decide to fuck around he's old enough to decide for himself if he want to cut off part of his dick.

>>134260749
So she wants to make her kiddo a snipdick huh?

UTI risks are over stated, you need to do 100 circumcisions to prevent ONE UTI (non repeating.)

HIV and STD studies are misleading at best as every other medical organization will tell you. The HIV transmission rate goes from 1% to 1.5% between 2 groups of niggers in Africa (not accounting for condom distribution and safe sex lecturing.) and suddenly dick cutters are claiming that their procedure makes you 50% less likely (as a man) to get HIV (from vaginal sex, which is already unlikely)

The best part is, I've been seeing reports from Uganda talking about how OPSIES the niggers were told that dick cutting was the cure for HIV. So HIV rates were back on the rise!

Seems likely when you tell a bunch of illiterate people that snipdicks are safer from HIV.

Also a fun little thing to do is look up all the "new" circumcision devices being marketed and sold (at great cost) to charity organizations doing this, it's little more than a government and charity funded cash grab because you 3D printed a soda bottle lid without a top and sold it as a circumcision device.

women don't listen to reason, you've already lost because you tried to reason with her and now she's going to repeatably just bring up that you gave up your last argument so you must be wrong.

>>134268331
This. A typical "medical" circumcision in the US is more extreme than traditional jewish or muslim cuts and removes a ton of foreskin and shaft skin; cuts off HALF of the penis.

Many FGM rituals, which are all 100% illegal, involve a ceremonial drop of blood from a pinprick or something. The ones where they sew the vagina shut are really rare and practiced by nonliterate sub saharan tribes. There are many cases where circumcision as done in a hospital is MORE invasive and MORE destructive than FGM.

>>134261407
MUH LOCKER ROOM

MUH LOOK LIKE DAD


MUH EASIER TO CLEAN

et tu, shitskin?

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>>134268275
>implying I'm a snippy
>implying I don't make farting noises with my foreskin

>>134268164
glans sensitivity is a matter of keratinization of the skin. If you wear a condom over your dick for a few months, that layer of toughened skin will eventually go away.

They probably make something for it as well.

>>134269608
I think the best derogatory/patronizing word we ever came up with for circumcised people was "Snipdicks"

>>134266666
IT"S HAPPENING!!

>>134266993
Can't wait for women to demand control over this issue as well. Won't be long if we make a big enough deal over it.

>>134267332
That's how it should go, but it won't. We talked a few months ago and she was trying to plan if she's gonna go back to school or get a job.
I told her to take some time with her kid, and I told her all the benefits and everything.
She's just like "idk what I'm gonna do"

It's funny, 'cause I know what I would do, if I could do what I wanted, but I know I can't, so I won't. Ya know?
But she gets herself into this situation where she needs to do something new, but she's just looking to get back to where she was before all of this.

>>134267355
>>134267483
>>134267878
kek

>>134267643
Better to be Hitler than to allow your nephew to have his dick cut up.

>>134269760
good to know, i'll look into it

>>134268164

this.

i realize how literally evil and absolutely psychopatically coldbloodded women are. i realized thru this, that women are no humans, since they have no humanity in them.

i will never forgivve my mother.
i hope she absolutely rotts in hell.

no such is inforgivable.
and me - as a man - will never be able to understand how underevolved women are, so that they can be so absolutely evil and cruel and no empathy and humanity within them. I mean no normal sane man would do this to either boys nor girls, but almost all women have zero feelings when they cripple their sons penis.
funfact also : in islamic countries it is particularily WOMEN who keep this practice alive ... eeeeagerly. in fact there are MEN down there who protest this, but no women.
but yet those very same females here petition for this SICK cruel and psychopathic BS in the west ...

i mean how much of a sick evil psychopath must one be, to not sense how sick and wrong this is ??!!!!!!!!

i just 'pray' that he will one day realize what his mother has done to him, with a smile on her face, and torture her to death the most gruesom say anyone can ever come up with.

FUCK WOMEN, THEY ARE SICK AND EVIL !!! NONE OF THEM HAS ANY SENSE ! THEY HAVE ZERO HUMANITY IN THEM, SINCE THEY ALL IGNORE WHAT MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF MEN TELL THEM, and tbqh no real human must be told that this sick shit is wrong.

I conclude that women are no humans.

>>134269823
I like it.

>>134260749
only the circumcised go to heaven.. everybody knows this . only degenerate heathen don't do this.. I bet you also cremate...

>>134260749
Don't give up, OP. It may feel like you're being annoying, or your sister might say it, but if you succeed, then your nephew will feel gratitude later in life.

Also, increased risk of STDs??? What the fuck? Do people just think STDs arise out of the aether? No, you get them from having sex with an infected person, and that's going to spread whether you're circumcised or not.

nature would not have made it, if it wasnt a good thing !!!


SIIIIIIIIICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

one day i peeled back my skin for a day to feel what its like having that shit cut

as soon as i put my dick back in my pants it was utter agony

then when i went to fap later all the sensitivity was gone and my dick was all weird and shriveled

>>134269341
>MUH EASIER TO CLEAN
My mum fell for that after about 10 years as a nurse, "I've seen the absolute worst so I'm going to make it so you can't get that bad!".

>>134262016
Uncut men last longer in bed. They care more about that.

>>134269534
do you think anon goes around with a box of towelettes, like preparation H ones, but with a D instead?
> have any penis towels left?

>>134267643
Roofie your sisters and then fuck them

>>134270374
kek i can only hope

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>>134266666
oh shit

>>134260749
Circumcition gets rid of the natural lube given by the skin left on the penis. So not only will your son have a dry and shrivled dick if he doesn't take caution with it, but it will smell like a train wreck.

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>>134261407
typically the parents aren't even consulted. doctors perform circumcision by default unless you go out of your way to tell them otherwise.

death to america desu

>>134270002
"2 Watch out for those dogs, those evildoers, those mutilators of the flesh. 3 For it is we who are the circumcision, we who serve God by his Spirit, who boast in Christ Jesus, and who put no confidence in the flesh" Phillipians chapter 3 verses two and three

>>134270302
It's such a ridiculous extreme for something that takes no seconds to do. Literally just pull it back and it's then the same process as a snipdick.

>>134270302
Honestly if you're a nurse you're going to see SO MUCH WORSE than a dirty crusty dick it's stupid. My sister was telling me about how when they were moving a 650lbs woman one of her fat rolls bumped against her leg and left a trail of smegma that was several inches long and a good mm thick. Also, an old lady literally pissed in her eye when she was sponge bathing her.

>>134270677
She primarily worked in the mental ward, some of which can't take care of themselves but the main problem she had was walking into dangling feet.

holy shit why are women so siiiiiiiiiiickkkk so absolutely EEEEEVILLL !!!!

ISLAM IS 100,000000% RIGHT ABOUT WOMEN, THEY ARE NO HUMANS, THEY ARE PRIMITIVE ANIMALS WHO DO NOT DESERVE TO BE TREATED AS HUMANS !!

>>134268590
yes it does, you can completely regain the appearance and most of the sensation in about 1-2 years depending on how tight you were cut. It's reddit, but the community is small but dedicated, their FAQ is pretty good.

reddit.com/r/foreskin_restoration

>>134260749
have her watch a circumcision

>>134266993
Cool, he'll be just like me :)

>>134264775
Married female here. Husband is Uncut. Not much difference in comparison visually when hard. Don't pay much attention when soft. Yes he has to be more diligent with cleaning it. Good hygiene is a must when Uncut. He is way better in bed and says it's from being unaltered.

OP: Chicks use shame a lot. Maybe you can try that approach.

>>134270319
I thought it was the other way around?

Appeal to her emotions OP. Tell her lots of men these days resent their parents for mutilating them and not giving them a choice in the matter.
Say things like "as a loving mother why would you put your precious newborn child in extreme pain right after coming into the world?" Let her know that times are changing and more and more parents are choosing to not circumcise anymore because of the facts you've tried explaining to her, more people are judging those that choose to circumcise .... appeal to her EMOTIONS.

>>134266993
"No."

>>134261980
jews

>>134262016
no

>>134271077
>It's reddit
eh, non politics reddit can actually be useful. I'll look into it

>>134269259
Truth.

How do cut fags even play with their dick when half of its gone lmao I'd honestly put my parents in the most dive rest home I could find as early as possible if they'd done that to me

>>134260749
Here's Molymeme's video on the topic, or one of them, at least.

https://youtu.be/NLmU6xTdeTI

>>134260749
There is no downside, you've fallen for mra propaganda

>>134261746
I dont know a single person who actually remembers being circumcised. So no, you have no memory of it happening.

>>134268164
I know what you mean. BJ and HJ are really only exciting in my mind, but takes lots of concentration to get anywhere.

>>134268234
reminds me of that webm of that gross-ass asian dude's dick. This can happen to you!

>>134268331
Yea I should try to personalize it more for her. The last time I talked to her I told her it's not like picking out the color of his room. I think she looks at it that way: well my brother says it's bad, but the nurse/doctor says it's good so I'll go with them.

>>134268600
ok /thread

>>134269059
Should I buy my nephew a penis towel for his birth?

>>134269115
Part of me feels the same way, but we are a sick society anon.

>>134269245
I think that's all excuses. She thinks a cut dick is normal and that's all it is. That's what I think anyway.

>>134269253
Thanks for info.. circumcision devices sound interesting. I imagine they look like medieval torture devices.

>>134269264
I've heard it can restrict growth as well.

>>134269341
this

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>>134266666
THAT'S FUCKING GENIUS

I guess we'll have a more reliable way to sift them out now, at least.

>>134271307
I'm unfortunately basing this on my experience w/uncut husband...he lasts longer in comparison to cut ex boyfriends. My assumption has flaws.

>>134268872
Restore your foreskin. It works.

It's a stupid fucking Jewish tradition that somehow became an American standard while unwittingly using the word to soften the concept of fucking male genitalia mutilation.

I feel sorry for half-dicks because they have to learn to become numb with their dicks being constantly exposed.

>>134260749
Circumcision of both male and female are barbaric and absolutely disgusting.

>>134266666
>those numbers
Uhh, how do i regrow a foreskin?

>>134272385
does she realize that there is literally NO extra cleaning involved when changing a diaper of an uncircumcised baby? However, keeping the penis clean after a circumcision is a bloody, pussy mess and takes at least a week to heal...a week of your baby screaming in agony at every diaper change because the pee burns and his healing penis is stuck to the diaper and a bit of scabbing gets pulled off of the open wound at every diaper change...a circumcision literally sentences him to constant agony for the first week of his life....and she'll have to clean it and keep it clean or an infection could set in and cost him his whole penis....

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>>134272132
:^)

>>134272183
it's okay to rape babies because they won't remember it too, right?

>>134261980
it is literally christianity's fault
look up Kellogg

>>134270076
I've told her that shit about STDs 3 times now. Every time she just repeats the same shit back to me "I know circumcision prevents UTIs and STDs," uhh.. no it doesn't... "well, this site said circumcision prevents UTIs and STDs."

>>134270529
>add life to healing
You've gotta be shitting me..
Im done.. I'm done for tonight
Thanks for all your help anons, but that's it for me.

>>134273509
DON'T GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS

>>134268164

I'd feel sorry for you if it weren't for you compatriots defending their mutilated dicks like religious fanatics in denial

>>134272183
there was a lot of neuroscience work done on this showing the permanent neural organizational effects of the trauma of circumcision on infants in Canada. The directors of the hospital told them to discard their research

>>134260749

Why would you try to cock block your nephew?

>>134264121
I told my wife that I got to decide if we mutilated our male children’s genitals and she could decide if we mutilated our female children’s genitals

You should definitely tell her that she should wait and let it be her sons choice. If she says “well what kid would choose to get a circumcision” just say “exactly”

You need to stop her, anon

>>134267643
Women aren't meant to make rational decisions, 99% of them are useful for nothing more then baby making. Arguing and trying to convince her is pointless, you're meant to set terms and she's meant to obey them.

But seeing as it's not up to you to decide you have to the husband, assuming she isn't a single parent. If the husband is a pussy whipped beta pretty much tell both of them you disagree with circumcision to the point that getting their sons dick mutilated will pretty much ruin the relationship you have with them and you will use every opportunity you have to turn their son against them.

If the husband is Jewish then who gives a shit. Your sister has a kike baby and you shouldn't give a shit what happens to it.

>>134274161

Complication rate skyrockets with age. What kind of kid wants a dick that grosses girls out. If anything he would be mad his parents didn't take care of it before he was a self aware being.

>>134269341
Kek

Amerijewdicks BTFO

>>134262016
I'm non-mutilated and never had dick cheese. Is this an actual thing?

>>134275495
It can be, some foreskins are not able to be pulled back all the way. Mine automatically goes back when I get hard.

>>134260749
tell her it's not her body, not her choice

>>134275634
So basically like every other non-deformed person. Cool

>>134268164
watching porn and masturbating all fucking day is what fucked your dick up dude. normal dudes don't have your problems.

>>134275015
So tell me what the complication rate at birth is, if you can. Oy vey, they don’t keep records on that? What a coincidence!

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>>134260749
Chop off her clitoris and vaginal lips. Maybe she finally understand why circumcision isn't funny any more.

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>>134260749
>200 replies
>ctrl+F
>not a single "thanks Mr. Skeltal"

>>134260749
primal pain. turns everyone crazy. just tell her she can cut off her sons dick as soon as she cuts off her own clit.

>>134260749
You can't reason with women. They will never truly care about men until they have a son.

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>>134260749
Jesus, this thread AGAIN? Fuck you kike.
Just say no to genital mutilation, and quit starting this thread.

>>134269341
this is the most infuriating part.
>lets cut off your dick without asking so you look like everyone else
>no you can't get your ears pierced with all your friends what are you crazy I'll ground you

Literally want to execute 90s parents holy fucking shit that whole generation was just the stupidest fucking thing in existence.

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>>134262176
My good sir, if you are ever in need of giving one a (you), then have this official banknote, worth 1 (one) (you)

>>134275998

Between 5-10% with bleeding being the most common complication.

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>>134260749
>It's not working. /pol/ I need your most lethal redpills on circumcision. Please help my nephew.

I was cut. The surgeon(?) who did the operation botched it and ended up butchering me. I don't think he cut any meat off but:
>The head of my dick looks ragged like a cross between a burnt hot dog and the face of a UFC fighter after getting his shit kicked in
>The inside of my dick has scar tissue so I can't get a full erection. When 'erect' my dick is shaped like a banana. If you want pictures google "Peyronie's disease"

I have crippling anxiety and I'll never get laid. Your sister is a dumb bitch.

>>134277114

>cut off your dick

You don't even know what a circumcision is.

>>134268508
I sliced my eyelids off so that crud wouldn't build up anymore when I sleep. Also lowered chance of infection.

I pulled all my nails off so I wouldn't get anymore hangnails.

I cut off my feet so I would stop stubbing my toes.

Cut my lips off so no more cold sores.

Tell her non-Jews never got circumsized until after WWII when kike doctors published bogus pretexts for it in their agenda-driven medical journals. You see, during wwii, Hitler had to sort out who was a kike and who wasn't. Kikes are a crafty bunch and made up bogus identity papers to sneak around and undermine the German people. But... they could easily be identified by their snipped dicks. The German soldiers would make suspects drop their pants, and papers or not, this was a fool-proof way of identifying a fucking kike running loose. They never wanted that to happen again, and neither did they want to stop performing this brutal middle eastern custom they share with muslims. So, they "made" non-Jews get circumsized.
Tl;dr: Babies are born perfect, and snipping off a part of their body makes them imperfect. What right does a parent have to snipe off either a clitorus or a foreskin? Wait until 21 y.o. when an adult.

>>134270529
I can't believe that is true. I have had two children and they HAVE to have informed consent for a surgical procedure. There is no way they go around chopping dicks without asking.

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>>134273286
tfw high and tight

>>134277509

You'd rather have all those things instead of not having foreskin? Eyelids and all those other things don't gross girls out. Nice false equivalency.

>>134260749
Cut here, with a cut 2 year old. Probably will be having more boys in the future too. Funny thing is, we don't really care what you all think. Always funny to see these threads pop up and the outrage though.

>>134268451
all that shit looked like scams to sell cheap little fake glans devices for big bucks. if it is true tho I will try it.

What really pisses me off was that as a kid, I was circumcised once, and I guess it wasn't 'enough' or some shit. Then one day mom is giving me a bath and I show my mom I can pull my skin over my penis, thinking as an innocent kid that is cool and wanted to show it off and not yet having any concept that might be weird. Mom gets weirded out. Tells father. Now they want me to get circumcised AGAIN. I say no. They keep asking.

They keep pressuring. gotta look like everyone in mah lockeroom. Finally give in, say yes because how do you say no to your parents when they keep asking after you say no? Mentally it was rape. Psychologically it was castration by the father, textbook Freud.

HATED parents from that moment on. STILL HATE THEM. HATE A SOCIETY that allows and encourages that shit and laughs at people bothered by it. You can all fucking die in a nuclear explosion after catching aids. FUCK OFF.

Best part is so traumatized by it that I was always embarrassed in the lockerroom anyway. Turned out gay from hating mother so much.

>>134277970

you should read

>>134278035

and think again fuckwad. I hope you die.

>>134277970
and your son will hate you, subconsciously, and never admit it.

Just remember everytime you have a big blowout with your son when he is older, it is because you circumcised him and he subconsciously hates you. All the irrational hate he throws at you that there's just no reasonable contextual explanation for, that general 'teenage angst' you all think is normal or some shit: it is the subconscious resentment from the circumcision.

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>>134277970
mudslime and jew rhetoric

>>134266146
This story does mesh well with the real reasons I posted earlier about Jews not wanting a fool-proof way of being identified.

>>134278299
This, plus hormones

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>>134262271
>I clean my penis everytime in the sink after I take a piss and then dry him off with the penis towel

>>134277828
Go Hawks!

>>134277448
circumcision is cutting off part of your dick. sorry you can't accept the harm done to you without your consent. and if you did consent to it, then you're as crazy as those morons who put giant holes in their ears.

>>134260749
>UTIs
You don't need to mutilate the baby to prevent UTIs, just teach him proper hygiene.
>STDs
Implying the baby should be mutilated now so when he grows up and sticks his dick in some trashy ebola minge he'll have a slightly reduced chance of infection.

If you won't raise your boy to wash his dick or find a nice clean girl to marry you shouldn't have him in the first place.

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>>134278380
>I let it all rot and thank mum and dad for taking of my dick's capacity to fight it
>If it doesn't smell, it's not bad

>>134272844
My husband is uncut and he cums too fast before I even get into it

>>134277662
That's ironic. Because the whole real reason for circumcision across an entire group of people was an initiation rite to weed out potential spies and shit.

"Oh you want to join out religion and society? Well you gotta cut off part of your dick. Still want in or not?"

If you really wanted in you'd do it. If you were just there trying to scam some folks or get some intel you'd nope the fuck out they don't pay me enough to cut off my dick.

>>134272844

sure there might be exceptions, but logically does that actually make sense in aggregate?

If being cut significantly reduces your ability to be stimulated, wouldn't it take longer to climax as a guy?

>>134278900
He wouldn't make you cum anyway. If he doesn't have you cumming before he even puts his dick in then he's shit. I bet you never even cum half the time he fucks you. shit husband. dump him.

>>134266993
There's no way I'd be in this situation without having explained very clearly that I would rather be divorced than allow my son to undergo genital mutilation.

>>134277662

mass circumcision in the US predates WWII

>>134260749

It's deep rooted penis envey... they secretly enjoy the thought of being responsible for a lifelong mutilation of someone's manhood.

Females are inherently evil beings.

>>134279201
sometimes takes longer. can still get off in under a minute if I rapid fire, but it isn't really enjoyable. taking your time with normal it can take a while, easier with something up your ass though.

Why I'm convinced that Circumcision increase likelihood of faggotry. Have a hard time enjoying normal masturbation just stick something up your butt.

prostrate stimulation replaces the loss of sensation from a removed glans. we have so many faggots in america now because so many people are circumcised.

>>134278035
I know your pain brother, in times like this I fantasize about shooting up the annual American Academy of Pediatrics conference while manual tugging, it's been years and I've barely made progress with my restoration
I have utter contempt for the united states and it's personal, this isn't the nation that it used to be it needs to be purged
I'm left with a terrible cognitive dissonance regarding my parents, they fit the profile of the good goy boomer, you know, they're just regular nice people they have this innocent nature...god, people from outside the US will never understand how fucking insane this is
I can't bring myself to hate them but I wish I could, I wish they were actually bad people, it would make everything much easier
they love me and I want to hate them for doing this to me but I just can't, I pity them, they're victims of this sickening culture too they just weren't smart enough to protect me and they're too trusting, pity
I don't know where to direct my endless well of anger, everyone I know gets caught in the crosshairs of my rage

>>134278634

So you do know what it is. That means you were just desperately reaching by intentionally misrepresenting circumcision. Wanting to not gross out girls with your dick doesn't make you crazy.

>>134279658

Why do you want everyone to not get pussy? Are you an angry virgin?

>>134280046
(You)

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>>134263328
Dude a lot of men are animals like that. I wash my dick in the sink too. Too much hassle to take another shower etc when i wona BJ. or after i fap and shit. It is nice to have a clean non smelly dingus

>>134264037
foreskin restoration is a real procedure where they stretch the skin

>>134265625

>Is that true?

There was the whole movement dedicated to anti-masturbation. Fucking puritans.

>>134260749

Ask the shills who are going after Anon5. They love kids.

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>>134280237
What you don't understand is that the skin being stretch in foreskin restoration is not the same as foreskin. It's vaguely similar, and restores the gliding action and removes the keratin layer, but it doesn't have a frenulum, ridged band, or specialized nerve endings.

Once your foreskin is gone, it's gone forever. We simply don't have the technology, and likely never will, to actually restore foreskins rather than mimic them.

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>>134260749
Is she Jewish? Maybe be like, why do you want to do some ancient Jewish tradition to your [insert ethnicity] kid's dick?

Maybe you could say, "It's his dick, if you're afraid of STDs maybe he could decide when he is like 16,17 and ready to have sex. You shouldn't be deciding something irreversible about another person's body part. He will live with it forever."

>>134280237

They were also developing a procedure to regrow the foreskin via stemcells.

If it ever becomes a think, I might consider it desu.

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>>134277662
hypothetically, would there be any reason for a non-Jew to have a circumcised dick during WWII Europe?

You should hold her down and cut off her clitoral hood and see how she likes it.

>>134280490

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreskin_restoration#Foreskin_regeneration

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>>134280666
>that get
AM I A KIKE

>>134280717
Did you read the link you posted? No where does it say its possible to regenerate foreskin.

>>134280666
Medical ones, though usually you get them when in puberty (foreskin too tight and some other ones)

>>134280626
No joke, I wish they hadn't cut off part of my body without my consent, and I now have this fucked up dry chaffed looking penis head forever. If I were rich I would get stem cell grown foreskin in a heartbeat. Why would we have foreskin if it were not natural and necessary for our bodies? If Jews hate anti-Semitism so much, maybe they should stop cutting part of our dicks off. That seems like about the best way to get men to hate the shit out of you.

>>134266666
>a bunch of white guys finally confronting their penis envy face to face and realizing there was nothing to envy the whole time

It's okay to eat pork and shellfish now because Jesus said, but still cut off your kid's foreskin because Abraham said.

>Christian logic

>>134260749
>first experience in life as an american is ritual sexual abuse
>americans are so goyed that they ask for it to be done to their own sons.
Americans deserve everything that they get.

>>134260749
Logic and Reason
explain to her that if her son wants less diseases he can make that decision

>>134280666
Yes. Muslims are barbarians too.

>>134261816
Women are basically animals in human form, but far more vicious and cold than any animal known to man.
They don't care if their sons get castrated by Dr Goldstein, because they secretly hate their them and want them to suffer.

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>>134281060
>christian
>logic

>>134280821

>We simply don't have the technology, and likely never will...
>likely never will...

Literally from the link I posted

>Foreskin regeneration along with laboratory-grown penises (regeneration of the entire penis) could be possible very soon. In 2014, it was announced that it might be possible five years from the initial announcement.


I guess you didn't read it. Here is an excerpt from the study in question.

>http://www.wakehealth.edu/Research/Urology/Regenerative-Medicine/Engineered-Penile-Erectile-Tissue.htm

As early as one month after implanting the scaffold, the organized penile tissue with vessel structures began to form. The cells were injected into scaffolds on two separate days, enabling them to hold almost six times as many smooth muscle cells as in the previous studies—which the scientists believe was a key to success. Functional testing of the implanted tissue showed that vessel pressure within the erectile tissue was normal, that blood flowed smoothly through it, that the response to nitric oxideinduced relaxation was normal as early as one month after implantation, and that veins drained normally after erection. When the animals with the engineered tissue mated with females, vaginal swabs contained sperm in eight of 12 instances and four of the 12 females were impregnated.

>>134280845
>foreskin too tight
all you need to do is fap and it will go away lamao. just fucking pull it back. you don't have to fucking cut it off!

>>134281233
My ancestors are not Muslim...

>>134281060

Christians are taught improperly.

>>134281093
I couldn't agree more. It's fucked up and evil. That little strapped bed looks barbaric as fuck. I would kill doctors/rabbis about to do this if I were allowed to, just the same as I would kill a molester pre-molestation. If I could find the doctor who cut my dick after I was born I would actually torture him GoT style keeping him alive as long as possible. I'd probably crack his skull and then allow him to heal and then break his legs and allow them to heal. Then... then... yeah it would keep going for a long time.

>>134263328
>he doesn't cum in the sink and then give his knob a quick wash
Harden up cunt

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>>134264775
Bitch go fuck yourself. You're probably a used up roastie coming here to shill and happened upon this thread. We don't want your kind around here.
KYS ROASTIE.

>>134260749
Tell her if she wants him to be circumcised that she has to watch. If she can let the doctors go through with it as her son is crying and being strapped down like he's going to be crucified, then you should disown your sister.
If she refuses to watch then ask her why, since she thinks it's so harmless.

>>134281274
>could be

thanks for playing.

>>134281337
How the hell am I to know that? You asked hypothetically and I gave you a possibility.

PS
One more possible reason would be a very severe case of phimosis.

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>>134281339
No shit. I am a Christian and our churches are messed up, our people are messed up and brainwashed by TV and no one actually reads the Bible enough to stop to think, if Jesus was all pro kids and stuff and doing to others what is kind, maybe I shouldn't strap my baby who I supposedly love to a torture table to have a sensitive part of his dick cut off by an anti-Christ Judaic reptilian demon doctor. After all, we can EAT FUICKING |PORK NOW

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>>134281449

Here's my best two red pills:

Circumcision started in America as a punishment for masturbation

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_male_circumcision#Masturbation_concerns

It removes the most sensitive parts of the penis

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17378847

The original hygiene benefits were those of "moral hygiene." All the ancillary benefits only started being alleged after circumcision had already become widespread for those original reasons.

We can justify it now with talk about UTIs or preventing AIDS, but the truth is that we started doing it because we knew it made sex less pleasurable, back when we thought sexual pleasure was unhealthy. It should not be forced on anyone.

>>134281445
holy cheeses, i laughed so hard at this. >son crying strapped down like he's going to be crucified

so true, so simple, but people are SO FUCKING DUMB

>>134271285
Another married women here, seconding the shame. Maybe get one of the other women in your family to shame her too. Ask her how she can even bear to think to see her newborn son hurt, she's the one who's going to see what the doctors did to him every time she changes the poor baby's diaper.

I told my (cut) husband that if and when we have a son that he will not be cut. I swore I'd leave him if he went behind my behind my back and had them do it anyways.

>>134281445
he should disown her too, and spit in her face slapping her as well, punch her in the pussy and crap on her car. PUNCH HER HARD IN THE PUSSY ASS HARD AS FUCKING POSSIBLE THEN IN THE TITS AND SLAP HER IN THE FACE AND SPIT IN IT AGAIN

>>134272385
you need to start masturbating with coconut oil instead of lube, then your penis sensitivity should be alright

>>134277853
>Eyelids and all those other things don't gross girls out

Just how much of under the heel numale you fucking are? Your dick itself grosses the girls out (go to nearest park and show it to the girl - 100% chances are that she will freak out) cut off your dick entirely.

>>134281633
i still don't understand how americans are THIS fucking stupid though
how did it come to this? how did it happen? What the FUCK are the jews putting in the water?
I can't wrap my mind around this
americans are dumber than every other mammal species apparently, you know, animals at least have the sense to not mangle their boys dicks
HOW? HOW can humans be so fucking dumb RED PILL ME ON DUMBFUCK AMERIKEKS

>>134281698
God bless you so much ma'am. Holy bajeebus, why should you even have to say something like this? It's ludicrous. "Honey if you steal my son away right after he's born to strap him down like a mental patient in an asylum to slice off a sensitive part of his sexual organ for no apparent reason, or good reason, while he screams for me and has unimaginable trauma that I am not there to help him, then I will leave you." I feel like maybe if you even had to explain it to him and threaten to leave maybe you married the wrong guy and shouldn't have had kids with him.

>>134281295
Hey I'm no doctor, but with sex-ed we (the boys) got the advise to seek a doctor if it hurt/starts to bleed when pulling your skin back (aka masturbation).
Because if it bleeds and you can't wash (because it hurts) it can die-off or get infected and fuck your whole peepee up. (necrosis).
It's pretty rare, but pretty legit reason imo, my gf was once toying with my foreskin while 69 and I sucked her clit and she had a spasm almost tearing it apart, it didn't bleed but man that hurt, if I had that feeling with every stroke, every pump I would get it off. (or at least ask to doctor to try to widen it up).

>>134281295
>all you need to do is fap and it will go away lamao

It doesn't.

>>134281928
I'm at a loss friend. It never ceases to amaze me. I am dumbfounded at the sheer intellectual non-capacity and void of most retard level sheeple that wade around this veritable special class that we call a world, not just the USA.

>>134277426
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>>134260749
tell her its the male equivalent of female genital mutilation.

if her son is concerned about STDs, he can choose to have the procedure once he is of legal age to decide for himself.

cut here my 2 sons uncut

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I really wish I wasnt circumcised at birth.

Really feels bad man.

If I ever have a male child I am definitely not going to let those kikes touch him.

>>134281928
Oh btw, they're putting fluoride in the water. They sell it to everyone as good for teeth and natural, but it is incredibly toxic poison that goes into our bones forever and causes us pain as elders. That's just the tip of the iceberg of what fluoride does to us. I drink bottled Aquafina using an EBT card on taxpayer's dime (I have a job so it's really my tax money just coming right back to me) and I don't feel bad about it since people are such sheep and complacent that they allow all of this shit to happen calling anyone crazy who tries to point out that everyone is being fucked royally.

>>134282468
hero
>>134260749
This might help:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYyJeKtFlK4
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=416_1218124584

>>134281928

Puritanic faggots a hundred and a little more years ago thought it's a good way to prevent adolescent masturbation.

You know, what's the kicker? I am fucking sure that behind the moral facade and virtue signaling those fags were the most degenerate and hedonistic people.

That's how it usually goes, the more bitch preaches about morals, the more chances are that she/he does really sick shit "when nobody sees".

>>134282468
Wow, kids with a good Dad. There is hope yet for the world. We should all be so lucky. Imagine not being bat shit insecure and afraid from the age of 15 minutes old.

>>134280490
thanks for the knowledge...turns out I was high and tight. I do think circumcision causes psychological trauma in infants, I can't imagine it wouldn't. Some of us are brought into this world and our first experience is genital mutilation?

Crazy. I don't plan to be present for the birth of any of my sons but I hope their mothers make the right choice.

>>134266666
They cut off my foreskin, and that is an act against God. Therefore, they shall be put to the sword.

>>134262016
>You little virgin dicklets and your dick cheese just wouldn't understand.
It's called a shower cutfag

>>134282748
people who preach about real morals not so much, like if some guy is like, be kind to each other, he might actually be okay behind closed doors, but if it's some batshit idea of a moral like STOP THE KIDS FROM TOUCHING THEMSELVES! You know that fucker is a demon in a skin suit doing God knows what behind closed doors. Jesus loved kids, there is a special place in hell for those who hurt them or enjoy hurting them. I would request from God that I be the torturer present when they arrive in Hell prison so I could personally break their bones into powder with a baseball bat.

>>134281274
the team which perfects growing perfect 9" laboratory dicks will quickly become one of the richest sets of people on the planet

>>134265607
>it makes it much easier to clean
Do you really think that it takes literally hours to clean uncut dick?

>>134282702
>I drink bottled Aquafina

Good goy.

>but it is incredibly toxic poison that goes into our bones forever and causes us pain as elders.

Yeah, and that's why dentists use it to treat weak teeth. And that's why in Europe in Russia we're bound to use toothpastes with fluoride.

>>134282074
Lol our last discussion wasn't so dramatic, it was just a matter-of-fact "You go behind my back on this and we're done." I "compromise" by telling him that if our hypothetical son wants to get cut when he's an adult then he can do so or if there is a medical issue. He's very nonchalant about the whole thing and doesn't see why I make such a fuss whenever I talk about the subject but I trust my husband not to betray me.

>>134260749

If my sister ever did anything like that to a kid I would beat the living shit out of her AND her husband.

Thank god circumcision at birth is illegal in germany, you have to decide that shit yourself when you're a teenager.

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>>134283134
>Mom, dad, why didn't you cut off my hands?
>Makes it much easier to clean before dinner.

>>134283061
Seriously, I think as a teen I extended my weenis so many times in the shower which would have popped the head out and pulled the skin back my cock would have been the cleanest part of my body foreskin and all.

>>134277970

People like you are among the first degenerates to hang once the Day of the Rope comes.

>>134270529
I just had a kid Sunday this is literally bullshit they asked me multiple times about circumcision, even right before the delivery. Idk what shitbag hospitals you've been to lol. I had a girl btw.

>>134283212
Thank you, Mohammed.

>>134283250
WE HAD TO CUT OFF YOUR HANDS SON, THAT WAY YOU DONT HAVE TO WASH THEM ALL THE TIME SINCE DIRT GETS ALL OVER HANDS

>>134283225
Good to hear there is at least one uncucked thing about post-war Germany. No offense, but... Yeah, we're all fucked. In the USA we are owned and controlled too, Federal Reserve, blah blah blah, sorry my grandfather invaded Germany he didn't know.

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>>134283381

You wish, nigger. I'm White and ethnic Norwegian.

Pic related, my arm:

>>134277970
In other words, he has no empathy and neither does his reptilian whore wife and they probably abuse their kids in many ways.

It's healthier, my buddy just had to get it done at 45 years old cause he was having penis problems.

>>134281264
>burzum
>norse pagan spotted

>christians can't believe in Jesus
>but it's okay to believe that Odin and Thor live in warrior heaven in the sky drinking mead and sucking tits forever for killing giants made of living ice

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Picture very fucking related, assholes:

I'll post a translated version in a minute.

>>134283627
Mohammed is a male's name in Oslo as of now, even beyond their infidel culture.

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>>134283825

Check mate, assholes.

>>134283743
Didn't jack off enough in the shower anymore, should have just taken his zinc, magnesium and D3 plus a multivitamin. Get those T levels back up and jack with the soap. Or if it was really necessary, still not do it to freaking newborns by strapping them down like electric chair death row inmates. age of flippin consent. consent to have sex, consent to drink and smoke, consent to get pierced or tattoo'd, but no, at 15 minutes old we are old enough to get a fashionable penis skin modification for kikes. Congrats on the retardation, thanks for making the world worse for the rest of us.

>>134283743

I'm not a militant when it comes to anti-circumcision. But, let's follow this logic.

>Some people have issues with their foreskin
>Better circumcise everyone

Doesn't really make sense. I get the "religious tradition" argument. But the only people that were told to be circumcised were the Jews. Once the New Covenant with Mankind was made, circumcision was no longer required.

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>Dick Cheese
Non issue, kikes and shitskins that lived in the middle of a fucking desert with no access to water would benefit from cutting a part of their dick off. Most americans have access to running water, just wash your dick.
>It looks ugly
Purely subjective, also listening to roasties lmaoing at your life rite nao
>STD's
Use a condom, like a white man would.

>cracked skin looking glands
>loss of sensitivity
>Links to autism
>Feeding the zog machine your babies dick
>complications from improper care
>multiple surgeries in the worst case
>more coin for the good Jew doc to fix what was never broken

YES GOOD GOY CUT YOUR INFANTS DICK AND GIVE TO ME FOR PROFIT