/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - INCOMING STORM EDITION

>shots fired on the corner

>girlfriend needs to removed from the vehicle

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>>134258895
BIG STORY, BREAKING NEWS

http://archive.is/lPEuH
911 dispatcher shoots woman after road rage

A 46-year-old Chicago police dispatcher shot an 18-year-old woman during a fight in traffic on the South Side, according to authorities.
At least five others people, including two young children shot on the West Side, were wounded in separate attacks Wednesday.
The shooting following a traffic fight happened about 1:50 p.m. in the 3500 block of South Ashland Avenue in the city's McKinley Park neighborhood.
The women became embroiled in a "verbal traffic dispute'' that escalated and ended with the 46-year-old dispatcher firing a shot, hitting the 18-year-old in the chest, according to a police media notification.
The 18-year-old was taken to Stroger Hospital where her condition had stabilized. The older woman was also taken to Stroger for treatment of a head injury, according to police.
The 46-year-old is a city Office of Emergency Management and Communications staffer who had a concealed carry license, according to a law enforcement source. Records indicate she has been employed by the city as a dispatcher since 1995.

>stabbed in the face with scissors

>>134260908
Dispatch has had enough of this shit

>>134260908
Holy shit !!!! Hope it wasnt sassy
Also some chick just got stabbed in the face with scissors.

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>>134258895

Have a bump, Robert.

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>>134261113
should have checked those keys

>guy washing himself in the fountain

>guy washing himself in a fountain
nigger is just trying to cool off

>storm incoming
that usually lowers male black activity, right?

>>134261905
That guy has been out there for over an hour lol

>>134262190

Perhaps, but they will chimp nonetheless.

>>134262190
Yea somewhat.

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>>134258895
Obligatory.

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I'm new to these kind of threads, and it just boggles my mind how much crime goes on. Why can't every place be like my small home town?

Shot in both legs and ass. Man thats gonna be a bitch to walk around

>>134262190
>that usually lowers male black activity, right?
ehhh, it becomes a "domestic" kind of night when they get cooped up with each other.

>>134262434
Robo Cop is now 30 years old. Happy Birthday Robert!

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>>134262738
>the furniture of law enforcement
He is the hero Chicago deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

Robert watch your words bro. Jeesus
>city gives us horseshit garbage equipment
Wew boy

bumping best general on /pol/
check you keys and stay comfy!

>>134262190
60+ mph winds and 3/4 inch hail. There's probably going to be some non-coonery emergencies going down.

>>134262995
He's not wrong.

>>134262434

Is that Optical Prime?

>>134263913

Just say it was a severe thunderstorm. It may curb they cooning for an hour or so.

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>>134261254
"Bitch, go head an' call 9-1-1. Cause guess what? I am 9-1-1 beyotch! Now whatchoo gon' do, huh?

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>>134260908

Don't fuck with Crabby.

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>>134261877

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>>134264114

>6 males and females out front fighting with sticks and poles

Roberts, i have a question:
I have watched a few chicago cop vs. coons vids on jewtube.
I have seen on multible occasions, when a nog got stopped in his car, there were like 15+ cops with guns out, full mast.
so, question is, is this not very dangerous? Do Roberts get caught in the crossfire? Why is there no protocol who draws/where to move?
shit looks dangeous/chaotic af.

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Get comfy Roberts...

>baby mama stealing his gun

>the drone is back
>naked guy doing some pretty nasty things in the intersection

>A drone flying around and looking into peoples' homes

6 shots heard

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>naked guy doing nasty things.

>lightning hit the power lines
>tree on fire

>>134264979

Nothing like a thunderstorm stick fight

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>TEN
>TEN SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

>>134266478

So i guess the severe thunderstorm did not phase them at all?

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MALE BLACK SPOTTED AT THE GAS STATION

thanks for the answers... >>134265202 to clarify, not intended to bait. i had lived through a few "hooooly shit, Robert! Don't you shoot your partner! moments".
On one hand, i think, 3-4 guns on the target is good enough. On the other hand i wonder what the other 11 guys should do in such moments, exept watching evey movement through the irons.
Also, i learned why Robert does not like tinted windows.

>gunshot wound to the left leg

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>>134266717

You can't take the jump out of the frog, the bark out of the dog, or the nig out of the nog.

>lighting off fireworks in a severe thunderstorm

Good evening roberts, have i missed anything good yet?

>>134269137
>ass shot
>sheboon stabbed someone in the face with a pair of scissors
>naked guy doing "really nasty things"

>......
>no they just robbed him

Hello from the north east, Roberts. Tucked in for American Action Radio because canadian tv is terrible

>Random nigger on the side of the street having a bad trip
>"someone wants to hurt him"

female took *12* benadryl = attempted suicide

kek

>suicide attempt
>20 year old female took 12 benadryl

>>134260908
Stable is not a condition

>injured officer central park

Injured officer wat??

>hormonal pregnant sheboon tried to stab her boyfriend/baby daddy

>pregnant nigress with knife

Robert aint gonna stand for being mistaken as Adam, not tonight

>>134260908
Oh damn, what dispatch was it?! I hope the dispatch is doing ok. We should send her flowers somehow.

>nignog banging on another nignogs door asking for drugs

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>man banging on callers door asking for drugs
hey man you got crack?! you know who smoke crack, give a nigga some crack.

>>134261254
has anyone heard sassy since the shooting?

>caller heard female screaming on second floor while being gang raped by a swarm of orcs

>>134270747
this

>open hydrant

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>>134270747
I actually don't hear sassy....sassy sounds way younger than 46 tho.

>DUI behind elementary school.

>>134270679

That's crack/herion for you.

I love the fact that dispatch can override whatever computer security protocol at will and in the blink of an eye.

>someone locked in a cube storage unit (?)

>somebody locked themself in a storage unit

>male has been in elevator for half an hour doing drug or something and is refusing to leave.

>>134271582
This could be another kidnapping escape. A woman escaped two weeks of captivity while we listened not that long ago.

>chaos in the background

>slumped over in the chair
>covered in blood
>caller thinks he's dead

F

>>134271780
sheboons being sheboons

Blood is all over and they think he's dead.

>>134271810
>>134271825

he ded

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>someone with aids tripped over a chair with blood all over
>tons of random chimp sounds in the background

>getting robbed
>bout to be a rape, murder, necrophilia

>26 y/o nigger is OD'ing on unknown substance, probably heroin

here's to EMS not making it in time, one less nigger in the world

>drunk, mentally abusing son.

>>134272448
D-dad?! What are you doing in Chicago??

>tree went down
>took down wires and utility pole
>pole crushed a car

Pole beats car yet again.

The tree went down, took down the wife, took down the pole which struck the car. Rube Goldberg in in Chicago.

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>>134272897
Damn poles, always causing trouble.

>male hispanic constantly drunk and chasing girlfriend
>girlfriend doesnt know whats wrong with him
>male hispanic

women are so fucking dumb

>beaners on the tracks

>Nignog just robbed a store

Sombody has a staff and he's using it as weapon. That's the mage. We've already ha reports of a cleric few weeks ago. This is not normal.

>>134273068
>girlfriend doesnt know whats wrong with him

Robert appreciates event numbers with digits.

>robbed at gunpoint by masked beaners

>unknown male injecting drugs in the lobby

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REAL NIGGA HOURS.

>female hispanic throwing rocks at caller's window

>female holding a sign standing in traffic
>mentally ill
>wearing a hospital gown and a bandana

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Hey guys, at the Western and Milwaukee call right now.

Forgot to bump. Nigs with broken bottles.

4 Robert cars on the scene. Big claims he is bleeding to deff

>amberlamps on the scene
>nog talking about crack

>drive by golf club attack

Did I hear that right?

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More Roberts showing up.

>>134280691
you did
>>134280291
great, /cpd/ now has some kinda inside cop to provide us with live pics

>>134258895

/comfy/

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>mfw they see me taking pics and they're talking shit about me

>>134281041
say or shout "howdy robert" to them and post results

>>134281374

I could, but why reveal my powerlevel more than I have already.

>marine distress call
>two people in the water

>>134280930

I'm no cop, just /Logan anon/. We used to have an inside cop. His name was PicRobert.

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Where is everyone tonight? I knew we dropped hard after the 4th, but damn. Oddly enough, Sunday /cpd/ meetup is 50 ft from the scene I nightstalkered tonight.

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>body removal

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>>134282523

>shots fired
>4163 S Wells

This thread is comfy in a shit storm. Thank you all for keeping it alive.

good morning roberts

>Milwaukee and western call

That's the pics I was taking!

>>134283666
what happened. homeless guy? assault?
witnessed btw.

>>134283731

Two homeless Nigs with broken bottles. See pics above, one big went to the amber lamps. The other walked away with his hands up. The Roberts were wise to me taking pics and they were talking shit. 8/10 good nightstalking.

>>134283930

Big=nig haven't taught my new phone to be racist yet

>>134283930
crazy shit... i wish there was live bodycam feed for /cpd/

>thinks the friend's done something to his roommate
>he won't open the door

>>134284049

My pics are the best you got. Nigs cracking bottles and fighting. The lamps were amber. Fucking crack heads.

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>>134282333
Checking your keys, catalog being slid hard but as long as one steadfast PolRobert keeps the flame burning during RRH, that's all that matters

>>134284364

Haven't check the catalogue. What are (((they))) pushing?

>>134284528

>haven't checked

>>134284528
The current spam seems to be McCain's brain tumor.

>>134284364

Just realized I got trips. Next stop, ultra giga nigga

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>>134284166
Better call the amberlamps

>>134284771

Good. May he burn slow in hell. Anti-Nationalists deserve the gas. Fucking normies.

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>>134282333

>>134285246

Check em

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Flying into Chicago tomorrow for the weekend. How fucked am I?

>caller says he punched a female in the face

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kraItwnpPkY

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>>134286574

>someone decided to set a piece of luggage on fire in the middle of the street

>>134258895
Respectful bump.
>>134285030

>>134287498

stop ruining comfyvibe with this shit

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bump for the magic of this place