This is why we haven't gone to Mars

>>134255443
lol fucking this.

Ground control: Now remember you're to let the women, black men, asians, the gay people, and the token trans ma... i mean woman off first. Whitey steps on mars last as payment for evil imperialism.

>>134255443
Don't worry, Elon Muskowitz will get you there with his electric solar battery hyper rockets. Have hope.

This gives a whole new meaning to the term "Red Planet"

I am going to go out on a limb here...I see quite a few I wouldn't mind being stranded on Mars with.

>>134257408
xD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeVfLOqtPR8

Ground control to Uncle Tom

Why are the same threads reposted? Every day there's a cycle of recycled threads, is it people fishing for (You)s or shills or what

>>134257764
We work in shifts m8

>>134257663
KEK

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>>134257764
Slide thread shill, nigger

They bump bullshit threads with proxies to keep important ones at the bottom of the catalog. But everyone gets to the hatefacts at some point, i wonder why they even try...

Learn to use the filter and always sage, always inform newfags and so on.

>>134255443
Me no understand today's problems. Why doesn't USA army just M4A1 everyone on sight? Or beat them up and throw them out? That's what I do to gipsyes and it works.

>>134258409
Welcome Borat

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>Cold War starts winding down
>USSR can't afford to dump manpower and resources into waggling their space cock at us, especially after we already beat them to the moon repeatedly
>US repeatedly begins slashing NASA's budget for decades on end because we don't need to waggle our spacecock at those communists anymore and it's the degenerate 70s and 80s

But sure, it's the fact that there's about 150 women working in the entirety of the STEM graduates that NASA employs that's responsible for the stagnation of space related exploitation and exploration.

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>>134255654
>tfw this will probably happen if we go to mars

Why even bother

>>134257408

CARLOS!

>>134257663
Top kek

>>134257663
Nigga's the only one workin', now that is a rare sight.

>>134255443

>based black man chillin off to the side and aint havin that gay picture shit

Those are not the actual scientist behind Nasa are they, they are just there for promoting feminism, r-right /pol/?

>>134259281
Didn't you see Hidden Figures? The NASA documentary?

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>>134255443

>the one man in the picture is working while the women pose for a photo

What did they mean by this?

>>134255443
>>134258076
> the one man in the picture is a nigger

>In an alternate timeline a woman became he first person to walk on the moon earlier today

What did she say?

>>134262105
YAAAAS SLAY QUEENS WORLDWIDE
and then repeating chains of emojis