/pol/ on suicide watch

The left brain controls the right hand? wtf

>>134243469
I see the irony in left-brained people being rightists and vice-versa.

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>>134243469
This is the only suicide watch /pol/ has been on.

>>134243469

This means 90% of people alive are intelligent based on this, as the left hemisphere controls the right side of the body and 9/10 people are right handed.

LEDTHANDED FAGGOTS BTFO.

>>134243690
You learn that in high school biology

>>134243469
What is the significance of this?

>>134243897
ya but they also teach that boys have vaginas, girls have penises, and that being exclusively homosexual is something that occurs in nature

>>134243721
some people are left brained, some are braindead

>>134243469
Wasn't the left brain/right brain business proven to be a massive exaggeration?

>>134243897
That was like 10 years ago. How am I supposed to remember that?

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>>134243469
Where does the nigger fit into all of this?

>>134243736
kek cuz true

>>134243469
This was typed with the right side of my brain

Sage.

>>134244141
Go into STEM, not History, faggot

>>134244111
Most of what you learn in school is a massive exaggeration. See also the 6 million Jews.

>>134243690
Can't you read? It controls the RIGHY hand

>>134243469
Black people are undeniably weaker in the left brain but I think it's very clear they're superior in the right brain.

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>>134244593

>>134243469
Damn, that really made me think.
OP is a literal fag and posts pseudoscience.

>>134244593

But they're just too dumb to explain their shitty ideas :^(

>>134244964
Not to each other.
Your stupid white right brain can't intuit the meaning of their grunts and lip smacks.

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>>134243469
Thanks for the info

>>134244021
Leftists, I presume.

>>134245034

kek

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>>134243469
It's logical to say that communism and socialism are failed systems there you go.

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>tfw left handed

>>134245680

Better just kill yourself now, your antifa brain could go full Commie any second now

>>134244814
This isn't pseudoscience, this is observable.
People that have damage to their cerebral cortex on a specific side, will demonstrate an inability to perform certain skills (the one opposite their injury).
Just because you haven't been to Uni and taken A&P doesn't mean this is pseudoscience

>be left handed
>can't into arts and shit
>prefer math and science
>writes terrible though
>tfw minority of minorities

>>134245930
I'm probably already on the local antifa's watch list
I'm the most rightwing person I know, most of my friends are alt-lite to alt-right
I'd kill myself if I ever went commie

>>134245930
I'm left handed and more right wing than any person I know, what's it like being an inferior being? I bet you have brown eyes too, ya shitskin.

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>>134243469
nigger are you fucking serious

>>134243721
leftists use no part of the brain

>>134243754
kys

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wtf i'm left handed but am not creative for shit
I just watch chinese cartoons and read doujins all day maybe that's the issue

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>>134244561
I used to date this broad who gave best handjobs with her righy hand

I still miss her /pol/ ;_;

>>134243469
The left brain is where your consciousness resides. The right brain is just another consciousness that your left brain has enslaved.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfYbgdo8e-8
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dual_consciousness

>>134248321
>tfw suck at math
I'm so sorry right side, please forgive me.

>>134244411
History is the only humanities subject worth a damn

Not a whole lot of a damn, like king of the manlets, but still

>>134243469
>1 post by this ID

I am very bad at math, numbers confuse me and make my brain think about thousands of different shit all the time when doing math. Can i heal that?

In speaking, logical thinking and geometry i'm the best.

But working with numbers just fucks my shit up. Also im very emotional, whats wrong with me, am i using both sides?