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>>134228371
Around blacks, never relax.

>>134228371
Last night I got a million dollars for whitemansplaining a black womyn.

>>134228371
>oh so u was a cop huh
>yeah
>so if i started punching you in dah face wit my fists would u shoot me
>yeah probably

How the conversation went

>>134228371
that's why he's a former cop and not current

>>134228371
What is "things that never happened"?

Yea it is true! That $100% happened.

KYS OP

>>134228371
Whoa...

>>134228371

NEXT TIME YOU SHOULD TIP DICKBAG

>>134228371
Isn't that libel?

>>134228371
Nice context

Either it was a hypothetical situation where the cop said even if you are unarmed but physically threatening id shioot you.

This is entirely reasonable

Or it was a threat by the driver to the passenger and he should go to the police

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>>134228371
based cop

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>>134228371

>>134228371
>Things that are definitely real and not pure works of fiction.

>>134228896
Are you a fucking retard? Of course it's not libel. It would be if he said, "Mr. Adam Smith, my Lyft driver last night, is a former cop and he said he was going to shoot me!"

Making up fake stories is not libel. No one's reputation was harmed.

>>134228678
Assuming he even had a Lyft driverh

>>134228371
Wtf, I love lyft now

>ayo u used to be a cop lemme axe u sumthin. would u shoot me cuz muh skin?
>If you were approaching me in a threatening manner and I couldnt be sure you weren't armed, I would.
>wtf cracka you racist pig nigga u would shoot an unarmed black man for nothing?
>No, I would shoot if it seemed lime you were threatening my life.
>ayo twitter gon hear bout dis shit you racist nigga. also, im not going to pay

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>>134230554
niggers are the worst

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>>134230748
Jews being second.

>>134229704
lyft can look up this guy's name in their records and find out who gave him a ride. So it is libel.

>>134231056
>>134230748
Just flip these around and you've got it.
Why do you think niggers behave like they do?

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>>134228371
>ayo
>fuck yu whitey
>yu wanna play da knock out game
>i'll fuckin kill yu whitey
>bare hands and evertang
>even if i had a gun, the media will defend me and say i was unarmed
>yu wanna die white boi?
(actual transcript of conversation)

>>134228371
>muh anecdotes

>>134231344
because they're subhuman animals who are predisposed to violence

>>134230554
>not going to pay

the nigger gave up his credit card info before he even met his driver.

More likely he rated him 1 star or some shit. I used to drive uber and whenever people started talking politics I would get a 1 star from that rider and uber would call me asking why I have a review that says im a nazi.

You know its fake because taxis, lyfts, and uber drivers don't pick up niggers

"And then everyone stood up and clapped!"

>>134228371
she forgot the part where..oh its a he. anyway. he forgot the part where his scenario included dangling a baby off a roof.

>>134229777
Can Tracphones install the Lyft app?

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>>134228371
Last night my cotton picker, a former native of Africa, told me I wouldn't have lock up my bike or be vigilant when he was in the immediate vicinity.

>>134231451
I'm going to start a belt company. The logos going to be a nig nog with a flat screen under both arms. Shits rediculous why is that one even wearing pants