/pol/, I just ordered 10 of these USB drives, screenprinted by

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Can you imagine how wet some idiot reporter would get if he got one of these in the mail? They are screen printed too, not just cheap labels.

make it del their 32 of course

>>134225703
Sopa De Macaco recipes.

Trump memes

Grainy video of a man pissing on hookers.

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>>134225703
Great post op!.

Get a propper conspiracy going. Make documents showing stay behind beeing re-activated by trump.

Gladio style false flags incomming etc.

Or just add false documents confirming hollow earth theory.

So much potential.

Anyway to get these usb`s shipped outside of the us?

fatherhood.webm

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make sure you keep it all cosmic secret.

That way they will never get a confirmation if its fake or not. Or atleast it will take forever

>>134225703
Fuck off fbi

>>134226080
this

>>134225703
hardcore porn with a matrix like border.

>>134225703
rick roll them

I don't know if you have the ability to video edit, but let the initial scene be somewhere in Iraq or something with a voice over, then boom...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

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>>134225703
Tell them you are a SIGINT analyst who just stumbeld accrose it.

Or if they are as stupid as i figure. You are an old intelligence operator. You hate how OSINT and similar tech advances are destroying the work you have done for the Intelligence services.

Bla bla

Here is the biggest secret i have gotten my hands on during my years as a highly trusted 5 eyes operative.

Could just fake an organisation all togheter. Dooing this makes no organisation in the intelligence community think they are cleared to talk about it.

If you are pro enough to add geo-data to images. This has insane potential.

>>134229311
This. It would be so easy to fake, just never show the face and they will totally buy it.

put weaponized smallpox and anthrax in it. will be hella epic bro XD

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>>134229311

Flat Earth Theory infographs

>>134225703
You retarded faggot, you should have gone ahead and done it instead of coming here and making a post for some other faggot to go running to CNN or some other Jew nest and ratting you out.

But if plan is successful put viruses or keylogger on it mixed with stupid bullshit that looks official.

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>>134225703

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>>134225703
Please put in My little Pony stuff
They'll Blame it on the bronies
Also maybe also some Embers Ghost Squad stuff in there but it's optional.

Just make a few false documents and stuff then make up an exe file that launches all the MLP and/or Danny Phantom OCs, Lore and Rule 34

Also put in some babyfur around in there but make sure it's not easy to discover BEFORE they click on any file.

>>134225703
bretty cool, good luck

>>134225703
At random malware and throw them on the ground near government buildings.

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OP

Delete this thread or some faggot here will tip them off

Just think of something original and after the story breaks you can post proof it was you here

Please listen OP

>>134230994
A malware that locks down the computer and opens Rule 34, Derpibooru and e621 in multple browsers?

The Democrats plans for white genocide

>>134226080
/thread

>>134225778
not at all since they browse /pol/ and prob know about your plan and will remember it when they see one of these in real life. super fail btw you just couldn't keep it to yourself. we dont even know you so why show off to us?

autorun.ini and petya or some other malware that will wipe their HDDs

>>134225703
Website doesn't have prices. How'd you con them into selling to you and how much?

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>>134225703
you know what put this picture of me I just pepe'd
just in case, it'd be top kek

>>134226080
BOOORING

>>134229311
Maybe this? Say it's the pissgate scandal proof that Trump really did pee on the bed when he first got in the White House.
That way CNN will make an even bigger fool of themselves.

>>134225703
Put an fud or a rat on there, that would interesting

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>>134225703
>/pol/, I just ordered 10 of these USB drives, screenprinted by this company that sells them to the govt. They also sell CD-R's that are color coded different types of infosec classifications.
>Anyways, I'm going to load it up and then send one (in sketchy manilla "spy movie" envelopes) to CNN, MSNBC, NYT, etc.

>>134231260
I'm pretty sure those companies pay for top notch anti-virus software. Plus they might decide NOT to open the USBs because of malware alerts.

Get some malware that has an "incubation" period.

Fill the rest up with bogus Trump stories, but secretly load them with spicy memes and Baneposting.

DELETE THIS NOW

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>>134229311
This. 80hrs of piss porn. Make them watch the whole thing for clues.

>>134231353
Also edit it a little so it sounds like it's in Trump's voice saying "Oh yea take that Obama. How do you like my pee on your legacy?" only more fakeish or distorted but easy to catch ?

Mods get rid of this fucking post.

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>>134225703
Are you false flagging us to commit some weird criminal intent?

anyway im going to keep adding so you have lots of creative material.

>portugal arms heist
>post pictures of m72 laws. I got a few, could post one from Norway+landmark
>say it was done to supply stay behind networks
>assign merkel the enemy role, chinese influence corrupted her etc
>Give vague descriptions of where the weapon chaces has been moved
>create some ridicliouse plots
>make sure you use journalists with mentall illness. Bipolar, schizos etc.

Just fuck oure shit up.

>>134231128
No, malware that red pills people about the jews. Accompanied with auto install of "The elders of zion" to all e-book readers.

>>134231619
For what purpose? Why do you dislike fun?

>>134231587
Make it so that it's related to Pissgate pls. If they bite the bait they will have their very own "Pizzagate" tier conspiracy they'll circle jerk over only to appear even more retarded

A classy collection of the finest feminine penises

>>134225703
send an exe file with hardcore kitty porn and leave a note in it saying it can only play once then it auto deletes making them play it live in front of millions

Right wing Horsepussy

trojan virus

>>134225703
and what about making the first ones plausible in order to deliver the ultimate troll later

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>>134231668
Oh shit. Imagine some ub3r l33t hax0r making a virtually undetectable malware that will hijack these news companies channels and spew redpill and Hitler 24/7!
It will be like something out of V for Vendetta only less gay and more cooler
Imagine this playing on CNN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99jCUcXoKcE

>>134231692
Because the MSM lurk these boards. They will see this and then it will have no effect. You gotta do it in secret first. Then come out and say you did it. It's a great idea because we know the media are whores and they would go insane but the cat is out of the bag now.

>>134225703
The audio of Hillary saying they should have rigged the Palestinian election

>>134231972
You do know that even if they DO link it back to 4chan. They'll be actually making us stronger? CNN has ALWAYS kept hush about 4chan except back when it was the elections. They always point at reddit or 9fag for their problems even if we caused them because they know that they yield this way and appear weaker.

>>134231941
Yes, we need brother Nathaniel on CNN.

>>134225703
Several gigs worth of "confiscated" guro/scat doujins and tranny dick chopping webms and the false promise that there's something really scandalous encoded among all of it.

>>134227442
underrated

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>>134225703
>What should I put on it?

Unabombers book

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A false Flag story then expose them for the frauds they are

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>>134225703

The only acceptable answer to this question is r@ygold.

>>134225703
Put in the memz virus

>>134225703
Drop some bogpills on em

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>>134225703
Goatse? Goatse.

This video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqB-EMqpsUA&t=58s

Hey OP. Listen. I've got the most ingenious idea.
We or maybe only you need to spare some cash to pay some black hat hacker to code you a virus that will hijack CNN's or whatever news agency's broadcasting equipment and make them broadcast Redpills and Hitler.

How to do this?
When you get someone to make the program ask them to move it into the USBs along with a few fake document files so it appears legit and make it so it executes the moment someone clicks on anything and not when the USB is popped in. That way if they get anti-virus alerts they'll decide to ignore and disable it and run the viral files.

Why?
This is where your social skills come in. Try to masquerade as a leaker. Someone who has evidence against Trump but make sure it sounds legit and not too extreme so they bite the bait.
At this point they are desperate and will want almost ANY fact based dirt on Trump and you anonymously claiming and leaving USBs for them to take is enough.

Now here's a big problem. They might decide to open these files on sandbox PCs away from the Media's equipment and thus spoiling the surprise. You can mitigate this by making someone or yourself, bring them these data drives to the station itself and ask them to play them on spot. You can do this peacefully such as pretending to be a victim running form the Trumpstaffel or just walk in with a toy gun(albeit this might get you killed by security)

>>134228354
>Trump memes
this

>>134225703
How much did it cost? I can't find any info on their USB page about pricing.

>>134229311
this holy shit

>>134231476
Underrated

>>134232761
This. Everyone suggesting Rickrolls and shit are stupid.

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9/11 made by (((THEM)))
and Hillary shit

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>>134232826
>google r@ygold
>first result: i googled r@ygold will i get arrested.

Kek. What the fuck is this? Some cp king pin?

>>134233297
also wondering

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>>134233028
Seriously. Consider what I wrote. Provided you're not trolling us and pretending you'll do any of that which you stated.
An event like that can quite frankly change the face of the world if you pull it off which should be more easy than others.

>>134233297
You're fucked now, nigga. You'd better nuke that drive fast.before the party van rolls in.

>>134233518
This

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>>134225703
Pictures of Estonian lesbians shitting on Russian transvestites.

I have 2.3 GB of that shit if you need it.

>>134226080
this

go old school

make some shit up on how the Russians worked with the DNC.

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>>134233454
Looks like some sick fuck just got a reputation for making a series of cp videos?

Guess its somewhat like linking people to search terms that gets archived\recorded.

Still, dident need to know about this one. So fuck you>>134232826

>>134227442
UMA

>>134225703
you already fucked up the bants posting about it here.

>>134233518
I should also add that the "redpills" should be in video format and either inserted into the USB drives along with everything else or just make the programmer morph the virus in the way that when it goes live it reads specific YouTube video lists which are Redpill related.
Or do both whatever.

>>134226080
they're all mac

>>134225703
All info connecting the dossier to russia/ukraine, fusion, crowdstrike, etc. Itll make people look at it if you put it in the form of russian meddling... these dolts would be doing the bidding of trump unknowingly

>>134233518
youre so fucking pathetic

they open up files in a safe sandbox not on the maincomputer

fucking kill yourself with your name
also google r@ygold

Reversi from windows xp. I miss that game.

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>>134225703

redpills, blackpills

OP when you get v& for fake news and govt property what you gonna do?

>>134225703
Nigger hate memes

>>134225703
>screenprinted by this company that sells them to the govt
fake

>>134233993
remember when america loved billy fucking an intern?

Don't make it too complicated. They'll double check it.

this is disinfo to make real leaks in near future looks fake and discredit us

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>>134233917
When it access the net it should redirect all broadcasting streams to videos such as
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZopZouX4Q8
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xw_W-dKxF6c

And like I said in the previous post not the videos directly but playlists which contain them. You can also create these playlists of 100+ videos so they can all be played and the general public will absorb until they decide to pull the cables.
The interval between that is dependent on what goes on in meat space. If everyone is distracted as they should be there should be a solid 15 minutes of broadcast until someone's neurons fire up and they quite literally decide to pull the plug which is doubtful.
Control the Media. Control the mind.

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>>134225703
give them as many bogpills as will fit on them

Sauce on usb?

why not make it a USB killer

>>134234472
Not a damn thing. It's possible that OP is tricking us into believing him.
This could be an elaborate RP thread made by a shill.

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>>134225703
Maybe some Greatest Story Never Told shit, but of course packaged like something legit and not just a Powerpoint presentation.

>>134225703

load it up with dickpics

>>134233979
Did you read my earliest post? Ofc you didn't.
I said that either he or someone whose hired should martyr themselves by entering the news station and persuading them to play them live while claiming that he has info against Trump for instance and is being chased by him.

Read, it will save your life.

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>>134233563
Im already under surveliance. Was atleast.

They know i want them to arrest me. So they never will...

>just keep spamming encryption tools and you will get watched aswell

Im not into cp so its not that easy to false flag me into jail.

>>134234054
(((and that's a good thing)))

>>134229311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eh9gLRFfe8

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>>134225703
>goatse

>>134234054
I can't leave. There is nowhere else where I can truly be anonymous (at least this extent) and the outside world makes damn sure that if you say 1 thing out of place that you are witchhunted. I want freedom of speech.

>>134225703
One HAS to be full of dick pics. Put some crazy code word cypher shit in another. I don't care what you put in any of the others. Maybe gay Nazi furry porn? Gore? Just ideas, OP.

>>134231264
This.
Want one

>>134235432
It's LARP
He's not gonna do anything.
We were all LARPING hehehe

>>134225703
Delete thread as soon as possible, we have traitors all around

>>134225703
>not using these instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pP8TLwO_Ks

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>>134231712
End yourself, Pedosta.

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>>134235638
>traitors
AHAHAH
I'm still laughing that people fell for OP's bait.

>>134235758
C'mon. You don't seriously believe OP would do anything he just wrote about? He's a fatass ugly beta bitch with no parents. All he does all day is bait and get 200+ replies on his shitty threads

>>134235795
Shut the fuck up retard. Your posts literally used to have a label explaining that your satire. Nobody here agrees with you. Why are you even still here?

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>>134236077

>>134225703
Gay porn and Hillary facts.

>>134236077
He is bored and wants attention.

>>134233211
for you

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>>134236457
H-How do you know that?