How does one annoy a Jew?

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>>134202278
Go to google street view in Israel

>>134202278
Call them a Jew.

>>134202616
this

>>134202278
post the palesitne flag

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>>134202846

>>134202797
There are less run-down neighbourhoods than that in Nogales. Must be the Falasha ghetto.

>>134202278
To troll someone, you have to be more intelligent, rational and socially fluent than that person.

So, impossible.

>>134202278
Glue a penny to the sidewalk.

>>134202278
give us shekels we will get annoyed if you do that we really hate shekels

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>>134203334
If we have anons in israel perhaps they can set up a webcam and glue a shekel to the ground so that we can maybe have a giggle? Not suggesting anything illegal of course, you see?

>>134203528
we hate shekels it will really anger us cuz we hate them if you give us real shekels like alt of shekels we will get really annoyed and will cry

>>134202278
This is dumb

Jews are always the first group of people whining and crying when they get trolled and plaster their tears all over their twitter page and elsewhere.

Jews are easy to troll. everything rustles their micro-jimmies

>>134202278
it's often the case that when someone doesn't get a joke, it's either too subtle, or they are too stupid.

if the joke isn't subtle, the answer is clear.

>>134202278
>Why are Jews so impervious to trolling?
Are you fucking kidding?Jews can't STAND trolling. Who the fuck do you think is behind all this censorship and calls for "safe spaces"? Jews are fragile as eggs.

It's white people who endure insults and attacks all day every day and still do their jobs. Kikes and their liberals minions fucking MELT DOWN if you call them a name.

>>134202654
They live in corrugated shacks, >>134202797
dirty pylons on street corners. What's the matter with these animals?

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>>134202678
Goebbels.jpeg

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>>134202278
They just pretend like they're not annoyed. They are extremely neurotic and compulsive - trust me, everything you say to them just boils them up inside.

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>>134202278

>>134202278
>Why are Jews so impervious to trolling?
What?
I mean... what?

>>134203182
>>134202616
These two seem to excite them into a frenzy more than make them salty or upset.

It just makes them more aggressive and shill more.

>>134202278
Call them a Jew

See how it recoils like oh no I've been found out

>>134205190
This may work for Jews abroad, Israelis? we're happy and proud of our >flag

>>134205381
>proud to be a parasitic nation that cannot survive on its own merit

Only a Jew would be proud of this

>>134202654
>>134202797
>>134203221
Israel does kind of look shitty, we know that.
We've taken about 3-4 mil of immigrants in the span of 60 years, while being a very poor state pouring 30% of the budget into the military. Pics above were built in the 50's and 60's.

These buildings may looks shitty but they are pretty sturdy and are equipped with a bomb shelter. enough for basic needs.

In other words, it's crap, but our crap.

btw, what's wrong with this? >>134202535

>>134205532
jews dont seek approval from goyim

>>134205532
I see that facts are hard for this one.
If you're referring to US aid, that's about 3% of our budget. It's not inconsequential, but hardly something we can't do without.

Not to mention US air only started in earnest after the camp david accords in the 70's.
You could say there was a bunch of US aid starting in the late 60's, after the six day war. After Israel has already proven it's worth in the region.

We were embargoed by Europe and the US during our war of independence (Arabs were as well for the most part). We won it on our own, unlike the US, which took French assistance, by the by.

>>134205704
Shut up kike scum, you've been leeching of the U.S. for sixty years and this concrete shit-hole is the best you can come up with?

>>134205978
Delusional and ungrateful kike
Many such cases. Sad

>>134206032
>laughing
You're so easy to indoctrinate, some by leftists, and some by /pol/. Easy non the less.
I am starting to believe the Jewish IQ meme the longer I linger on this board.

Seems like people here are genuinely unable to do simple fact checking tasks on their own. Rather relying on word to mouth (more so, in an echo chamber) and pretty pictures.

What is it, you want some pretty pictures from me as well?

>>134206200
See>>134206200

I am grateful for US aid, but I also understand that you are doing this to further your interests. (read up on the source of the US aid to Israel, and to Egypt if you're on the subject).

I am grateful enough to know exactly how much the US is giving us, which is a substantial amount. I am also aware that it's about 3% of our budget.

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What do Israelis think of jewish women who move to Germany to date/marry arabs?

Pic related is married to a syrian refugee.
They have to children

>>134206258
people on here think that if you ignore what someones says and call them a kike then you won the argument.

>>134202278
>Open borders for Israel
>Why haven't you made Aliyah (return to Israel)

>>134202278
why do you wanna hurt us? I just wanna be a good girl for my nazi daddy

Point out they have a long history of paedophilia. Woody Allen, Subway's Jared, PeeWee Herman, Roman Polanski etc. Ask them how often they count their penny collection. Ask them if they want a pound of your own flesh in return for asking for a small loan.

These are pretty weak but it's all I've got.

>>134206981

These seem pretty good.

>>134206507
There is an Izhak Rabin quote, describing Jews who emigrate from Israel
>נפולת של נמושות
There is no direct translation but google translate is not far from it
>Fall out of wimps

The phrase is popular to this day. Though less so in leftist circles.
As for dating Arabs, here is from an extensive pew poll on Israel:
>Israelis Jews who would be uncomfortable if their child were to marry a non-Jew, with 97% saying it would not be comfortable if their child married a Muslim and 89% saying they would feel that way if their child married a Christian.

97% against marrying Muslims.

Here is another poll in hebrew (sorry).
>Over 50% of the Jews, marrying an Arab is equal to being a traitor of the state.
>75% would not live with Arabs in the same building.
http://www ynet co il/articles/0,7340,L-3381836,00.html

etc.

>>134202278
http://www.veteranstoday.com/2015/03/08/the-hidden-history-of-the-incredibly-evil-khazarian-mafia/
If you know this well, you've got the key...

>>134203334
It would be gone before it dries

#OpenBordersForIsrael

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>>134206981
>>134207997
>Open borders for Israel
This one I never understood. You have to be a supreme cuck to get triggered by this.
The only people who can open your borders are your people. If our government ever tried something like this, they would get tens of thousands in the streets the next day after the proposition, and probably hundreds of thousands by the weekend.
We would never allow this to happen.

Why should I give a damn if some Norwegian and American want our borders open? Their opinion is irrelevant, as is the opinion of anyone who isn't a citizen.

>>134208198
yeah gas me harder daddy!

>>134202654
the irony is that jesus was a carpenter, maybe thats why they really killed him look at the place now haha my sides

Post pics of based Hamas

Just tell them Israel belongs to the Palestineans and that Jews lost all heritage and all rights to their land since the crusades.

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>>134209021

>>134206981
>>134207997
See what I mean?
>>134208416

>>134202278
call them out and name them jews.

like goebbels said

you can call a kike whatever you want rat vermin it deflects of him like rainwater on a coat but call him out on his tricks and see how he will project in anger.

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>>134202616
THIS!

>>134202654

>When your entire nation is comprised of cheap landlords

Calling for a one state solution with the integration of Palestinians rustles many jews, because they know they will be quickly outbred by the brown hoarde. This approach is particularly divisive because diaspora jews aren't aware of this inevitability ; they just want to be kind-hearted. Playing the other side - calling for a two state solution - upsets any jew that wants a one state solution. Greater Israel can't as easily come to fruition if Palestine becomes legitimate.

>>134202278
Calling Jews, Jews, pisses them off.

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>>134210115
still better looking than the shit white supremacists live in

>>134202278
most of them are complete nihilists. It's why they founded post-modernism. You can't really troll someone who has no core beliefs or values.

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>>134202278
Super-glue a quarter to the sidewalk. (Note: this also works on me.)

Or you don't? Instead you go read books about chemicals, genetics and viruses and work on a cure to kill the global jewish cancer?

this is what most of us do instead of shitposting

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>>134210457
hi jew

>>134210469
Let me stop you right there. We care a lot about numbers.
The number in my bank account for instance.

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>>134210702
the day is nigh kike

>show any jew in the movie/music/games business your huge collection of pirated movies/music/games
>remind them that there is nothing they will ever be able to do to stop piracy

>>134207672

I thought Israel would be more tolerant

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>>134211081
Why would you think that?
We've been fighting Arabs and Muslims for the last 130 years.
While our media is considered leftist by our standards it would be called Nazi everywhere else for showing the reality of what is Arab and Muslim culture.

Crime statistics are not censored, terrorist attacks are called by the name, and correlation to religion is discussed openly.

>>134210787
>meme flag poster
says it all

>>134210457

>Kike detected

I live in a 2300 sq/ft home in a gated community. I rent, that's because I'm only here to finish med school. No financial help from family either. What have you done?

>>134211443
>meme
Why would you assume people aren't national socialist?

Aren't Jews originally from north Africa and not Palestine?

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>>134211443
that's real rich coming from a filthy kike

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>>134211579
nah a group of mongrol turks called Khazars in the eastern steppes converted to judaism in roughly 867 and they make up a majority of the poser fake kikes

>>134211891
honestly though, there's no way the Rothschilds aren't inbred as fuck after that long a legacy. They probably have mega tai sachs.

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>>134212258
They've got a long history of inbreeding to keep the bloodline pure. It's one reason Jews are more prone to neurological disorders and psychopathy.

>>134211891
lol
Has a mail from Lynn Forester de Rothschild.
Meanwhile she is not present in the family chart you've posted.
So is she part of the family or is she not?

The simple answer is that the chart is incomplete, the evidence for this is found in the same picture you've posted yourself.

How are you this stupid?

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>>134202278

post pregnant Anne Frank porn to annoy them

>>134206439
or, using your figures, the US provides about 10% of your defense budget.

>>134212585
Yes, something like that.
If the US should stop providing aid, we'll have to shift 3% of our budget from other things to the defense budget.

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>>134212481
Fuck off, Jew. This is a NatSoc board.

>>134212778
Are you saying that NatSoc is synonymous with idiocy?

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>>134212954
Yes.

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>>134206507
>Olga_Grjasnowa

>be decent looking European Jewess
>a rare beauty thanks to Uncle Alf
>racemix with a filthy sandnigger and doom your descendants to look like the genetic trash depicted in Nazi propaganda

>>134202278
>How does one annoy a Jew?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAeWyGGTdEE

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>>134213042

>>134211526
So you'll graduate with 200k in student loans and return to Israel to practice there. You can feel my sympathy...... hanging right here!

Suggest in any way to a Jew that they are not benevolent and generous, and you will make them very sad and they take great offense.

t. worked for many Jews in legal industry

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>>134202278
Call him a nigger.

A normie Jew is irrelevant. An elite Jew should be asked if it was worth knowingly causing untold suffering to further their Luciferian agenda.

>>134213450

I'm not a kike and never have been to nor plan to go to Israel, you misread my response to a kike's comment. Also paid for most of it out of pocket. I'm a drug rep for a pharmaceutical company, so I'm already make good money at 25. Still shitpost on /pol/ though.

>>134213323

It would be as bad as Anne Frank surviving the Holocaust and burning the coal with Martin Lucifer Kang.

>>134212740
Any idea how much rabbi Shecklestein (that carnival barker on late night TV featuring 80 year old Jew women and loaves of bread) brings in?

How much of that reaches Israel?

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>>134205969
Nope. Just submission and fear of being called antisemitic.
Probably the best way to annoy them is to start brazenly "reclaiming" the term as a compliment. A sign of intelligence. Especially when they play it as a card rather than apply it to overt Jew-hatred.

They'll spin out and start acting like their mothers, trying to guilt us and portray us as monsters, gassers and lampshade makers.

>>134214711
My bad reading skills again!
Detail gals (I assume you're an attractive female) make pretty good change for young sales people.
The big bonus for most is the huge advantage they have at snagging a doctor, but you already have that covered.
Good for you.

>>134203231
>Have to be smart to troll
Lol no

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>>134206258
Laugh all you want, it'll make no difference when we allow the Iranians to have nukes, then you'll all be fucked. I can't wait to see the smoking ruin of Tel Aviv.

Go, brave soldier, go back to killing children and calling it justice.

>>134206882
nice try JIDF

>>134202278
Just call him a jew. It's the only thing that triggers them

>>134215668

I'm male (come on, this /pol/). You're right to assume that most product reps are attractive females throughout most industries, but drug reps tend to be men more often than not. I think what it comes down to is when you have to explain the science and physiological effects of something, people tend trust men more, but don't tell the feminists that.

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>>134213973
Palestinians are the real Ethnic Jews.

You are just a bunch of European mutts / LARPers / posers.

>>134218746
The funny thing that there are "palis" who are real jews.
Forgot their name though.

>>134202278
Because jews have final redpill - goyim are their mortal enemy and will never stop being one. Do you get offended when your enemy offends you? No, you work to subdue or destroy them. This is what they do.
So instead of trying to offend jew you should focus on educating your fellow goyim on their nature and intentions.

Give terrible financial advice and watch them come scramble out like the roaches they are - at least then you can waste their fucking time.

Then when you got em' good and hooked (no pun intended), call them a dirty rotten hook nosed Jew.

Jews are also pretty salty by nature, have you spoke with one? When it isn't sarcasm or trolling - it's some half-serious smug ass remark.

I can't fucking stand them. Some of the cheapest, rudest asshole customers I have. CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP.

No one owes you greedy kike rats anything.