>We're gonna visit Mars in our lifeti-

>>134189919
Oh my fucking god what a nightmare.

>>134189919
KEK that nigger must feel like shit

>>134189919
Figures the one man in the photo is actually doing fucking work.

>>134190078
looks like hes on his phone

>>134189919
why do you think they have a skimpy ass budget? giving them money would be a straight waste without purging the IFLS jews

>>134189919
please someone tell me they are just visitors or shit like this

>>134189919

that black guy always crack me up

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>>134189919
>California
>Jet propulsion

Give them funding for experimental nuclear propulsion technology, so they inevitably blow up the entire facility and irradiate california

Why is Obama there?

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What can we do about this?
Make stuff like Adderall and Modafinil available without a prescription so men start to get shit done?

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>>134189919
By the time we get to Mars, the ship will be a burning mass of metal with these people in charge of propulsion.

>>134189919

the age of social justice
say farewell to science

>>134190361
We will never make lift off and they will blame it on man made climate change for turning Earth into Venus.

>>134189919
why 90% of them are white? thats fucking racist

>>134190200
NegroTech engineer. He is well known for his work on the melon thrusters.

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>>134189919

>>134190217
Adderall is crack. It works (in the beginning) but the cost is high. I noticed I could focus on boring repetitive tasks and complete things quickly. The downside is you can make mistakes just as fast and repeat them before the error is caught. It also fucked with my sleeping. I think the sleep deprivation messed with my cognitive capabilities. It made me paranoid as well. I had to ween myself off of it and found that 1/8 of the daily dose was more than enough. Once I stopped everything went back to normal. That shit is evil.

>>134190889
Most people are on doses that are way too high. 5-10mg is more than enough for the average person.

>>134190970
20mg twice a day.

>>134189919
>said the basement dwelling holocaust and global warming denier

>>134190198
If you funded an organization of only women, hey would blow all the funding on trying to figure out who was boss of who. Nothing would ever get done, it would just be a feelings fest.

I am all about a reality show that shows this. Men vs. women is just about anything. It would be hilarious and illustrate why women cannot be trusted to do anything without a man around.

>>134189919

Not if it involves what they perceive as white male colonization of the solar system. It's only good if minorities and white female do it.

>>134190889
confirm, this summer I've been skipping sleeping entirely for a night every few days, I crush up a 30mg and snort half of it at like 2am then the rest around mid day and them I fall asleep at like 7pm-9pm and sleep for 18 hours

>>134189919
>ITT neck beards shitting women with not meme degrees
Even if they are less qualified then some men they still more on their STEM game the 99.999 percent of this board.

>>134189919
That's a lot of secretaries and HR people.

>>134191201
See >>134190711

Best season evar.

>>134189919
you've convinced me that nasa doesn't deserve funding

>>134191359
Tits.

>>134191182
>M-marxism isn't an ideology, i-it's a SCIENCE!

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>>134190217
I've been saying this for years : our ancestors conquered the world being high on Cafeine and Theobromine. Deregulate Stimulants, and we will have a bio-cybernetic A.I building Cold Fusion thorium reactors in Aldebaran's system within 3 months.

>>134191340
Watch your BP and pulse anon. It's exactly like cocaine for me. I can drink, more, fuck harder, cum more, fight, and think better on it. But damn man, it takes a toll.

>>134189919
>over 5000 people work for JPL
>gather up the 150 women that work there on "women's day" (exactly when is men's day?)
>take photo
>OH SHIT LADS, IT'S FUCKED!

Calm down sonny.

>>134189919
Even the black guy knows our chance of going to mars is slim to none.

makes sense when you consider how many more women are getting degrees compared to men. plus NASA has been practically meme-tier last 30 years since no one cared about space.

>>134190078
And he's black, how ironic

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>>134191565
>tfw snorting coke while working on my Biefield-Brown effect powered speeder bike

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>>134189919

>>134191359
If all of those women were as qualified as men need to be to get those sort of jobs and they were hired through a gender blind application process, there would be nothing funny about the picture. But they were all hired because they're minorities or have vaginas, or both, this is what makes this picture funny in a scary way.

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>>134191359
You're not actually dumb enough to think those people are scientists or represent some kind of majority, do you? Plenty of non-scientists work at NASA, and JPL specifically employs about 6000 people. They just gathered all the women working there and took a picture.

This is what the control room looks like when they're getting shit done.

>>134189919
>the black guy is the only one that's working

/pol/ btfo?

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>>134189919
>Don't worry, we still have the SpaceX progra-

>>134189919

NASA is a fucking front. The deep state has ETI.

>>134192027
Not...not a lot of chicks in that photo.

>>134189919
NASA is finished and stupid leafs never built a robust space program like they should have long ago

>mfw no space mercenary lifestyle protecting mined ore for eurasian megacorp nwo

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>>134189919

>>134192013

It sound ridiculous if you don't understand that this is done on purpose to stall humanities technological advancements. ETI is already possessed by the deep state. They are suppressing the technology.

>>134192113
She's going to drain him dry in more ways than one.

>>134192113
I can't wait until she takes him to the cleaners.

>>134190078
>Figures the one man in the photo is actually doing fucking work.
he's contemplating suicide. even the nigger janitor at CalTech cannot fucking believe how far we've drifted.

or...or...he is watching a video on the components of a mop in preparation for a competency exam for that big industrial maintenance engineer position

>>134192341
quid pro quo :^)

>>134192341
balls>purse>soul
Many such cases!

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>>134192222
Sure there are. Tons. Especially black women.

>>134190889
t. person without ADD/ADHD/brain damage mimicking either of these
Aderall is the only thing that turns me back into a functional human bean

>>134189919
That's actually the cleaning staff at NASA

>>134189919
Started laughing as soon as I recognized the thumbnail. I'm going to send this on a group text I'm on, should be some mild triggering.

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Oh look. Two women managed to sneak into the picture.

>>134189919
Nasa btfo

>>134190889
>>134190889
>>134190889
>it's another retard who doesn't understand purpose of Adderall episode
The actual point of Adderall is to mellow people out. The mechanism of action in these individuals isn't entirely understand, because it's naturally counter intuitive to use a stimulate to relax someone.
But that is the entire purpose of the drug. Some people feel as if their minds are constantly fleeting, and adderall claims them the fuck down.

If you take Adderall and you thought
>WOW MAN I'M SO ALERT AND ACTIVE AND BOUNDING OFF THE FUCKING WALLS DUDE
Guess what? It's not for you, retard.

t. pharmacist

>>134192625
Lol you believe this ridiculous myth

>nasa back when it was ran by nazis
achieving results

>nasa now when its ran by multiculti
no results

man i fucking hope ai happens and basically wipes us all out at this point

>>134193186
It's fucking amphetamine you con artist

>>134189919
In a spacecraft built entirely by women!


Its ok I'll walk thanks..

>>134189919
This can't be real. Where are all the scientists?

>>134193186
Adderall is LITERALLY amphetamine salts, nothing more. You are lying through you're fucking teeth dumbfuck.

>>134192830
>everybody's totally hands-off with the women so they can't get sued for harassment
kek

yea, as expected. And it's going to stay this way for as long as the main contribution of feminism to space travel is sending mean tweets to engineers who wore a comic t-shirt on stream until they break down and have a tearful apology video

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>>134193186

t. Moshie Pharmashecklesteinberg

>>134193695
>>134193741
I absolutely don't give a shit that you're an uneducated fuck up.
The fact is you're a clueless retard that you either took a dangerous substance without a healthcare provider's evaluation (e.g. bought some from a buddy) or a lazy, unmotivated shithead college kid that conned some shithead doc into giving him meds because you're "unfocused."

You then used your incorrect, anecdotal experience to form an uneducated opinion about something you know nothing about.
In short, your presence is a cancerous blight, and you should probably kill yourself.

Fuck yourself retard.

>>134193963
>Where are all the scientists?
Diversity™ is more important than science!

>>134193713
>nasa back when it was ran by nazis
>achieving results
why? because NatSoc Germany declared a dead end to Jewish physics; opening up an entire galaxy of possibilities. this is why you get Einstein shoved down your throat at every venue, as opposed to Kron, Tesla, Kaluza, Eddington, Hahn, Shockly, Brittain, Bardeen, Gerlach, etc....

Who won WWII? Bolshevism...see?

>>134189919
GOOD LUCK MR.NEGRO, GODSPEED

>>134194008
Do you think I don't know that?

Some peoples' brain chemistry is literally so fucked up you give amphetamine salts to calm them down.
I don't give a shit if you think it's some grand conspiracy or jewish boogymen.
I work in the fucking trenches with these people and the difference is night and day when they take these drugs.

I don't give a shit what some uneducated fuck thinks when he took a dangerous drug just to study for a fucking exam. Kill yourself.

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Nasa has weird looking kitchen. Atleast they have enough staff, brains require nutrients so its good thing.

>>134189919
>implying i want to visit Mars with women before finding a woman that isn't a whore

>>134192027
How does everyone hugging get shit done?

Oh fuck does love actually conquer all!?

>>134189919
We were gonna go to mars but instead all that money will make tampons and birth control freeeeeee!

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>>134194407
>>134194233
>>134193186
I think you need to lay off the Add mate you fucking rager lmao

>>134194233
No you're just a drug dealing moron

>>134194619
They're celebrating after they landed a rover on Mars, you ultranigger.

>>134194008
This

>>134194649
No, I just need divisive kikes to stop harping drugs.

I swear to God it's something new everyday with this site. And there are still faggots who think vaccines are a conspiracy.
I am a rager, because this behavior is out right destructive.

The campus near me had an outbreak of Mumps in 2017. This bullshit is inexcusable.

>>134194742
Calm down Norway, it was a joke. Of course they just accomplished a big step in some mission.

>>134191201
They already did this.
Check out 'The Island with Bear Gryls'on E4. Its a nigger Jew station but back in 2015 they tested a group of women on one Island and men on another Island and the bitches always argued and got fatigued really quick.

>>134194702
Nice sources you got there champ for your mind blowing theories.
Literally
>muh fda jews

>>134189919
Defund NASA. It's up to the private sector to figure this shit out. Build ships, get off world resources to sell back here for a profit.

>>134194785
You're not supposed to snort your own merchandise you know lol? Now get back to your local campus and start dealing it out to the kids like you do.

>>134194619
>How does everyone hugging get shit done?

They are hugging because all the shit they've done paid off and the probe isn't in pieces on Mars because the entry and landing didn't go all snafu.

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>>134189919
>...anndddd now you know why NASA has had to out-source their payload lifts to SpaceX
lel

>>134192027
D R A I N E D

>>134194962
The opposite.

20 somethings wander in to my pharmacy like these two
>>134194702
>>134194008
who clearly don't need the drug.

I refuse their asses and add them to INSPECT.

>>134194412
>they don't think it be like it is but it do

>>134194916
>cocaine mellows people out

>>134195152
Didn't realise they call the dealers den a 'pharmacy' these days. Nice reddit spacing btw

>>134192830
dont forget the transwoman in the bottom right you transphobe

>>134195279
>things no one said ever
>hur dur I look smart now

>>134195337
Did you just assume xir gender?

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Notice anything?

>>134195330
>reddit spacing
>fake flag
Nice meme.

I don't give a shit what they call it. What, am I just supposed to invent a new term because slackers and junkies abuse this shit?
Tell me, what do I have to gain from lying to you.
Doctors, corporations, and researchers have all the intensive in the world to gain from this shit.
I make a flat salary. I don't get paid on commission for filling scripts. Part of my job is to literally shut down wrong distribution of controlled substances.
What do I have to gain by promotion of a drug that doesn't have legitimate uses when I have no finical interests in the matter.

>>134195522
look at the goy, look at him and laugh
>we went so space

>>134195522
It's missing Michael Jackson?

>>134189919
doesnt nasa pretty much do nothing now? this would explain a lot desu

>>134195590
you don;t even know what reddit spacing is you butthurt faggot
go back to facebook

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>>134195522
>not a single KANG

>>134195590
Good job replying to every other post in this thread. Exactly what an autistic person would do when they feel they have to show people up. You should probably go to an actual doctors instead of hitting the spice and visiting your astral doctor in your 'pharmacy'.

>>134194785
>shilling for adderall
>calling other people kikes

This is kikery at levels that we didn't know to be possible.

>>134195781
rare flag

>>134195781
This

Is

Reddit

Spacing.

I'm calling out that shithead for dog whistling that shit when I didn't even do it. Literally newfags show up here and if you write anything other than a solid block of text, they attempt to call it out.
Clearly, you don't know what it is either, because you're dumb faggot from that site.

>>134195887
back to plebbit cocksucker
european countries are not rare at all

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>>134189919
>tfw you are raised in a poor crime-infected ghetto
>tfw you always aspired to be someone more
>tfw you dreamt about reaching the stars and expanding human capabilities in the universe
>tfw you always wanted to answer your questions how Mars will be colonized and does extraterrestrial life exist
>tfw you study at your school so much you are accepted to a fine university
>tfw you study at university so much your CV gets accpeted in NASA, the workplace of your dreams
>tfw you think now, after your whole life effort, you will be able to make your dreams come true and make humanity reach other planets alongside your friends with the same ambition
>tfw your dreams are shattered, as your boss starts to employ women with gender degrees, who don't know if Pluto is a planet, only because it would be "fair and equal" according to public pleb opinion
>tfw you realise that not only you, but whole humanity will have to wait a long time to make a first step in realising space ambitions

>>134195921
i thought you were saying that he was reddit spacing you massive faggot
neck yourself

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>>134196000
being this mad

>>134195879
>dangerous drug made my kikes
>lel, I like a snort a shit load of it every day man >>134191340

Boy, you're sure showing me.

>>134196119
fuck off nigger

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>>134195784
tfw doesn't like roller coasters, much less sitting in the equilibrium chair of a human centrifuge

pic semi related tho

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>>134196180

>>134195522
high iq's?

>>134196096
>be clueless faggot who shows up midthread without reading the reply chain
>make retarded post
>get called out
>WAH WAH HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW MAN

fuck off back to your fake faggot country you shithead

>>134196281
did you download that reaction image right now newfaggot?

>>134196070
I feel sorry for every black or arab who doesn't want to be a nigger or inbred mudslime.

>>134196070
>TFW you are doing your job trying to meet a deadline and accomplish the impossible whiel people are posting stupid pictures on social media to impress people they don't know.
i know this feel.

interns are the worst

>>134189919
Oh, I see.
So that's why they just said they didn't have enough money for it.
Which will result in SLS cancellation, because noone wants a useless moon base.
Which will result in SpaceX taking over, maybe.

>>134191924
kek

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>>134196070
>tfw working in a lab
>women constant get my distracted

Why Nasa costs x12 as much to accomplish the same thing as SpaceX.

What ever happened with this?
http://www.mars-one.com/

>>134196324
>massive faggot derailes whole thread because
>muh bit pharma are the good guys belive me goy
walk outside and get shot by a nigger you degenerate faggot

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>>134196513
>hot girls in the lab

i've been in many labs in my lifetime and never saw a girl i'd like to fugg. interns and month-long med students don't count breh

>>134193186
>Trusting pharmacists with anything besides filling orders like a drive thru nog
Lololol

>>134190889
Just to be knit picky Adderall is actually amphetamine.

>>134195062
LEAF thinks NASA builds rockets, hahah. NASA is a bureaucracy/administrator. they basically get government gibs, they decide what programs will happen, they dole out the gibs to contractors that build the spacecraft and rocket.

>>134194288
>88
every. damn. time.

>>134196634
The derail was the dude who suggested all things like Adderall shouldn't even need a script.
Again
>be clueless faggot who shows up midthread without reading the reply chain
>make retarded post
>get called out
>WAH WAH HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW MAN
Keep calling me a nigger, though. Really shows you're in the secret club.

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>>134196375
>newfaggot
good job goy

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>>134197016
>implying you need a script to buy meth
Wew

>>134196889
amirong tho?

>>134195879
>attacking character
I won.

I didn't say I didn't abuse it, I'm not a scheming kike, like yourself, though.

OH NO there all WHITE PEOPLE ,TRIGGERED

>>134197016
neck yourself nigger

>>134197016
>thinks coke calms people down
>calls other people retarded

>>134196671
There are hot girls at JPL.

>Source, I work there.

>>134195590
>What do drug companies and drug dealers have to gain by lying
Pffffthahahaha

>>134192626
This, its human resources /bitch work staff kys faggots

>>134197410
>thinks coke is adderall
>calls other people retarded

>>134197409
you first fag

>>134197306
>so fucked on addys he replies to the wrong post

>>134197461
>my dad works at Nintendo
Pics or I call bullshit.

>>134189919
...Why is almost everyone in this picture white?

RACISM!!!!!

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>>134189919
I'll bet 95% work in Quality running numbers.

I know because I work in Quality mackn it all day.

>>134197505
>>What do drug companies and drug dealers have to gain by lying
Not what I said.

I said doctors, companies, and researchers have everything to gain.
I said what does a pharmacist have to gain?
Doctors can get paid fee for service for things like this.
Pharmacists don't get paid on commission. You get paid the same amount no matter what you dispense.

they're propably all cleaners and receptionists

>>134189919
I thought the meme where the two women are flying the plane was frightening.

>>134189919
>>134190068
>be poor nigger
>living in the ghetto and avoiding crack zombies and ignoring nigger culture
>watching Legend of the Galactic Heroes and Star Wars during my early teenager years
>dreaming about the future
>studied hard
>went to good college
>finally, NASA
>have to deal with this shit, gender neutral bathrooms and appear in promo pics for the sake of diversity

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>>134198001
>this is the future we chose

Hillary Clinton one way ticket now!

>>134189919
Stem got blacked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mcf9CLMQuRQ

>>134190198
A nuclear engine is not designed as a bomb

>>134196671
There was a super qt ginger country girl at the groundwater toxicology lab I worked in. But she was married and devout. To a white dude and had 2 kids. So I condone it.

>>134198001
I don't think niggers care. There's no negative propaganda aimed at them and they can more or less just sit on the sidelines and laugh as we let the left destroy the white race and western culture.
Or they could just join the left and suck whatever unjust benefits they can get from it.

Being a nigger with a functioning brain in today's world must be a hilarious experience.

>>134198829
They can still have meltdowns.

>>134189919
Secretary Appreciate Week. All the rocket shit is back next week.

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>>134195522
that image is clearly whitewashed by the artist
we all know for a FACT, that it was the black man, who set the foot on moon first!

>>134197767
Look clearly we disagree on you being a state sanctioned drug dealer and I bet nothing will change that. But to be honest I am only messing with you because of how ridiculous it is to imply that people who fill drive thru orders are atop a mountain of knowledge when it comes to who should and who should not abuse amphetamines.
>Only children should take amphetamines and only when forced to
That's you

>>134189919

Spotting the trannies in this photo is actually pretty fun.

>>134190163
Cleaning staff.

>>134189919
Oh we will.

It just isn't going to be NASA.

>>134189919
This is what happens when you have no budget.

You hire trash.

>>134199582
>because of how ridiculous it is to imply that people who fill drive thru orders are atop a mountain of knowledge when it comes to who should and who should not abuse amphetamines.
Except it's not. What you described is a technician.
A pharmacist goes to school for 6-8 years learning medicinal chemistry, therapeutics, and pharmacology to know this stuff.

If you really think big pharma is out to get you (they are a lot of the time) then the pharmacist is the person you should actually defer to. Like you said a lot of doctors and companies just push shit for money and their agenda.

My job is to literally check their work and look out for you. I have nothing to gain one way or the other, except if you get hurt, then it's my ass.
We are the gatekeepers of drugs. Those of us who don't just mill about for 8 hours everyday actually look out for you.

>>134199582
And also to add on, young children are the biggest groups where these drugs are over prescribed.

Like shit, a God damn 5 year old is sometimes just acting like a God damn 5 year old. That's the kind of shit I scrutinize.
I'm not just putting pills into jars over here.
You bring in an addy script, I'm looking at everything you take, your entire profile, your attributes, your Rx history, and asking you questions about you.

Really seems like you've gotten some lazy ass pharmacists.

>>134189919
There goes my dream of one day being a space ranger.

>>134189919
Spoiler, The black guy is really the smartest person in the room

>>134195590
If you are roleplaying a pharmacist it helps if you use a more educated tone. If you are really a pharmacist it doesn't look good on you to be raging and using all these profanities and teenager words and saying people should kill themselves. This is why everyone suspects that pharmacists are just type a gunning for a sweet paycheck and not that intelligent or caring just looking for that six figure job they can just get by hard work alone.

>>134200504
You have actually moved me into removing pharmacists from my evil big pharma list. Good talking.

>>134200292
You really dropped the ball on the painkiller crisis, didnt you?

Also pharmacists are largely anti MMJ

>>134189919

so space is indeed fake , they are not even trying anymore

>>134201098
>You should speak a specific way in your free time on an anonymous aboriginal finger painting board or the whole wide world will think [stupid shit]
By your logic only the unemployed and comitted in-patients should talk on here. Hate on the guy for what he does for a living if you must. Or call him a LARPing faggot because no one is spared from that. But you're becoming a wrongthink faggot without even realizing it. Slippery slope and all that.

>>134201098
Pharmacists should and could have been automated 20 years ago.

>>134201098
That's actually a fair point.

I get pretty bogged down seeing the same posts over and over about things like vaccines and big pharma conspiracies and what not.
And being on 4chan in general doesn't help.

>>134191079
Your heart is going to explode in 20 years , or less

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>>134189919
Amerikanski...

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>>134201211
>so space is indeed fake

Explain satellite orbits

>>134197767
Lol. You dish out prescriptions unless the computer throws a red flag. Shut the fuck up.

>>134191708
>what is fake news for 1000, Alex

>>134201629
>Explain satellite orbits


have you ever launched one? seen one? nope didnt think so.

>>134201752
>have you ever launched one? seen one? nope didnt think so.

I have seen a satellite thats currently in orbit

>>134201210
Everyone did. FDA and DEA were too lax, doctors were too liberal, and pharmacists didn't care.

I remember in early 2013 I was given 30 Norco 5/325 with 3 refills for wisdom teeth removal.
Now, it and the others are CII. You can't even get refills on CIIs.

How dumb is that. How easily could people get addicted from instances like that? And no one even stopped to think. One thing you notice about pharmacy and laws is that they only get passed after shit hits the fan.

>>134201447
no, we couldn't.
Even things like dxd reactions you can't automate because there is a great deal of clinical judgement.
Anyone who suggests this is naive.

>>134201651
No, I don't.
And I don't care what some loser with a chip on his shoulder thinks.

>Us womyn need to be validated and congratulated for every single thing we do!

The niggers just thinking "sheeit we ain't never goin to Mars I wanted to be a space nig"

>>134201601
The fuck is wrong with the Italian?

>Even the black guy there has realized that affirmative action has gone too far

>>134201752
Airline pilot here

I see them all the time, and we need them to navigate the goddamn skies you dipshit

>>134189919

Nasa has always been bullshit

>>134201966
>they only get passed after shit hits the fan

You haven't been out in the adult world long, have you? This is literally how every single entity works on the planet.

>>134202230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjnKa_PH4QQ

>>134201966
I've never met anyone who gets advice from their pharmacist. I pick up all my parents dozens of prescriptions and they just hand them over without a thought. Not sure what planet you're on where your some kind of heroic secondary care but even if you're doing that it's not required and it's not the norm.

It's a one way trip. Magneto-spheres are important.

>>134189919
nasa is fake as fuck
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/128284595
but that pic explains why they are so bad at faking

>>134202281
Yeah, I know what you're obviously getting at here.
I mean REALLY mess up.

For instance, the only reason there's tamper proof and tamper evident sealing is because some man swapped Tylenol with cyanide.

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>>134189919

>>134189919

no wonder NASA can't do any shit since 90's

>>134201752
How the fuck do you think cell phones work? Quit lowering the IQ of the South you dumb cunt

>>134192113
I want to scream at him but I know I couldn't resist that succubus either.

>>134202466
Exactly

>>134202583
It's that and the fact that Obama repurposed the entire agency to do nothing but monitor climate change, never mind the fact that independent scientists were already fucking doing it.

>>134202343
>Not sure what planet you're on where your some kind of heroic secondary care but even if you're doing that it's not required and it's not the norm.
That's where your wrong.
Legally we're required to give the option to counsel. And if you directly ask, we have to do it.
The little box and menu you click through when you pay is you signing away us having to do that.
CVS and Walgreens are getting more greedy, so they'd rather patients just get their meds and get out instead of being educated on them.
Some states like Wisconsin even have state law requiring a mandatory counseling session each time.

And as for the interactions, dose, and all of that stuff, that just goes on behind the scenes. If you've ever had the thought
>what is taking this dude 15 minutes to count 20 pills
That's what we're doing.

>I've never met anyone who gets advice from their pharmacist.
And a big reason for this is the above and the fact you have people like >>134201651
who have no idea about how knowledge level.

A ton of people think pharmacy is like a 4 year degree or something.

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>>134200504
>doc prescribes pills
>you say no
>still get my pills regardless
sorry man youre not the hero you think you are

>>134202583
Herm....they put a car sized rover on mars not too long ago, built a space station, launched shit tons of satellites, designing magnetic rocket engines to run on zero fuel, etc.

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>>134192113
She got over her divorce really quick.

>>134190711
kek. feels good to have a penis

>>134202884
No, you don't.
Legally we have final say.

If it's a control, I can just mark you on INSPECT and you aren't getting it. You can't skirt the system by pharmacy shopping. Sorry buddy.

>>134191924
Reminder http://www.vdare.com/articles/why-not-a-movie-about-jack-crenshaw-the-white-man-who-actually-did-what-hidden-figures-credits-to-black-women

>>134189919
Well, at least we know that any future space exploration will end up rear-ending a comet.

>>134202063
He hasn't gambled or beaten in his wife in days. He's going to lose it pretty soon.

>>134202787
Don't forget that he also wanted the agency to make Muslims happy. Because, you know, that's what aeronautics and space are all about.

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>>134192535
>purse

>>134189919
All woman and niggers. Shit...

>>134202063
he look like his nose is broken lmao
but seriusly he look like his face genetic is all over the place

>>134201752
I think I saw one once, it looked like a star (a little bigger) and it moved in a straight line, maybe it was a shooting star but they seem to move in a sort of arc, they move faster and end quicker.

>>134189919
>Join NASA
>Slay Pussy

White males need not apply

>>134189919
you know they dont all work there right? only like three or four of them actually work in that room, that photo id every single woman that works in the building. 70% of them are secretaries and admin staff, the rest are interns, only a few actually do real science shit

>>134192113
She's not going to get a dime from him. Musk is the greatest conman since Bernie Madoff. She has no idea what she's in for.

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>>134195645
underrated

>>134203143
(You) me please

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>>134203143
I figured this was the case when i first saw advertisements for this movie.

>>134204307
Only if I can go where no man has gone before, if you know what I mean.

>>134190163
A photo-op:
https://marsmobile.jpl.nasa.gov/news/celebrating-women-in-science&s=4

>>134204130
I like in the middle of nowhere, with no light pollution. Right after the sun sets, I can sit and watch them fly by, one after another. There's always at least 4 visible at a time, if you don't have too much light pollution or clouds blocking the view.

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>>134195645
>>134195645

>>134194288
Wherner Von Braun pretty much single-handedly got men to the moon.

>>134201752
How GPS systems work in the middle of nowhere?

>>134199190
Only if you are retarded or Communist.

>>134190068
Like your family.

>>134203143
Underrated post.

>>134189919
I honestly have no hope left now.

>>134189919
Probaly explains why NASA can't afford to get to mars.

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>>134189919

>>134203143
topkek

fucking niggers, i was just talking to a negro and do you know what he told me? that white people are devils and that america was built entirely by the slaves and that white people are lazy parasites living on their hard work.

Honestly, how do americans deal with that shit?

>>134189919
>We're gonna visit Mars in our lifeti-

>visit mars

>never return

Whoop-dee-shit.

>>134208043
Don't give up hope just yet though, spaceX is still doing it

>>134208139

living on Mars is a meme. there's little point just like the moon.

>>134208312
>little point

Are you a nigger or what? if earth goes tits up at least we have human life elsewhere, it's just a shitty thing to not take into consideration. The pros outweigh the cons

>>134208521
except that mars is not fucking habitable

>>134208688
It can be though, that is my point.

>>134206497
Well that's good because females are both

>>134208139
spacex isn't doing anything. their falcon 9 heavy is a bunch of bullshit.

>>134197079
lol wtf is that pic real?

>>134189919
>be black male
>been given shit all my life by fellow black people for "acting white" because I study hard
>grow older
>work my ass off throughout university
>top of my classes
>get job at NASA
>feel like my dreams have come true
>crunching numbers at my desk one day
>door bursts open
>dozens and dozens of women waltz in
>cheering and whooping so loud I can't think
>entire room is filled with the scent of dove soap
>GAP clothing as far as the eye can see
>just as the noise reaches almost deafening levels, a figure appears on the balcony
>a young Jewish woman is holding an iPhone
>"okay ladies everyone get ready"
>I begin to contemplate what happened to such a noble science
>"We can do it!" is shouted by all the women as the camera flashes
>hang my head to hide my disgust

>>134189919
W
T
Fuck are those vaginal niggers doing there?

>>134209496
And the earth is flat right?

>>134189919
>tfw u wont become space cowboy because of political correctness

>>134204882
>>134206745
>>134207906
Be sure to add that link to the anti nigger pastebins that I assume you guys all have

>>134209895
and you're a shareblue shill, right?

>>134210501
?

>>134210589
Kek i knew it, fucking flat earther retard

>>134191182
fellow comrade

>>134210634
Who said anything about the flat earth? That just your attempt at censorship?

>>134189919
>only 2 moderately attractive women in the entire group
>we should make sure they're front & center so we look better

way to fight that patriarchy

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>>134209575
Japan is a magical place.

>>134210768
>censorship

SpaceX's falcon 9 works though, and has already sent things up to the ISS

Retarded faggot

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>>134210246
>space cowboy
>cowboy
>boy
That's a crime in Canada now.

>>134189919
I bet the one guy there is the only physicist/engineer, and he certainly avoids responsibility as much as possible.

>>134190711
I remember when /pol/ watched a British version of this for an entire season.

While the men quickly settled and built a society, the women wondered for weeks and nothing got done. Ironically, the small island they got stuck on was so small, they kept going in circles.

>>134210880
Falcon 9 Heavy.

Reading much? The stats on that thing are total bullshit.

>>134211815
Prove it jamal

>>134192297
Kendrick Lamar writing HUMBLE.

>>134211926
Oh it's you. Always with a new proxy, but the same lines? I hope they at least pay you.

>>134202578
They hired mike and jay from redlettermedia?

>>134212328
Nice proof tyrone

I cant believe you cucklords actually believe we've been to space.

>>134194412
J U S T

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>>134189919
And I'd only bang three of them.

>>134190068
Niggers don't feel like that because they're fucking niggers anymore.

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ITT: 4chan NEET losers make fun of ivy league engineers and scientists because they have a vagina

>>134189919
While the rest of NASA take part in a SJW/PC photoshoot, poor Trayvon is attempting to explain the procedure for attaching the square shaped CO2 filters scavenged from the Soyuz, to the circular orifices on the stations air filtration system, to the rapidly asphyxiating male crew.

>>134190970
I take 30mg xr in the morning and 10 reg in the afternoon. get btfo

>>134190068
Being at NASA, she's probably just as white as the rest and hates her own kind. There are some who move out of the hood and away from their family and everything else that comes with niggers. Very rare, but they're out there.

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>>134213423

This.

>HAH LOOKS THAT THESE LIBTARDS, SHOULDA GONE TO TRADE SCHOOL LIKE ME, THEY MAY MAKE 10X MY SALARY BUT AT LEAST IM NOT A LIBTARD

>>134213423
i am more intellagent that all of those girls put together, swedecuck

>>134189919
We'll die of the radiation exposure on the way, and right now the only way we have of getting there is a flying unicorn. Who gives a shit about Mars? Our government suppresses all of NASAs findings that are important. They are classified as an intelligence agency...you know that right?

>>134190595
yfw earth is transitioning to venus

>>134213818
>intellagent

>>134189919
>Where is Waldo: Find the White Man Edition

>>134214120
>tfw to smart too spell correctly
>tfw to smart too post a face

Affirmative action killed NASA in the 70s, and it's harming every single industry in the US.

>>134189919

I'm more upset by the utter lack of professional dress anymore.

These people are wearing weekend chore clothes at their job at NASA

>>134213818
Yet your math knowledge probably doesn't stretch beyond calculus.

>>134210838
That's Chinese you fucking leaf

>>134199136
Black anonymous here. Yeah pretty much. I can tell my white feminist friends are pissed that I don't toe the line but they can suck shit since the rules of their oppression hierarchy say I'm the most oppressed. I can laugh at people walking on eggshells and just love my life.

Feels good man.

>>134213423
I worked at JPL as a software engineer for about a year, and I didn't come from a prestigious school. Its really not that imoressive to be a JPL.

Its a very political environment with a lot of women and minorities; a lot of whom are quota hires. The girls were especially bad, with most of them having no idea Wtf they were doing but the company would never ever write them up or fire them.

We had this one chick in my team absolutely Fuck up a project we were working on. We ended up having to spend 12-15 hour days at work for over a month to correct that shit. It cost roughly $75k-$100 worth of damages to the company. Oh and she wasnt fired or even written up. I left shortly after

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>>134199313
>>134195522
Well i mean for all we know they're all gay. So token gay man don't forget.

>>134194407
>Some peoples' brain chemistry is literally so fucked up you give amphetamine salts to calm them down

I could MAYBE give you that for methylphenidate stimulants like ritalin and concerta. But there's no research to suggest people with ADHD have a lower amount of dopamine and norepinephrine. Personally I don't believe 1% of diagnosed patients have neurotransmitter reuptake disorders, it's a fringe outlier case that has been used to justify prescribing straight up amphetamines that flood the brain with dopaine and norepinephrine to a massive fraction of schoolboys.

>>134213423
We are making fun of them because they are there BECAUSE they have a vagina, you stupid fucking cuck.

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>>134189919
I bet it is a joy having to deal with her on a daily basis

>>134215364
>4chan virgins think NASA has affirmative action

lol

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>>134189919
...Bring back the USSR

>>134189919
I wonder what these fine ladies actually do in a regular day.

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>>134214619
I was about to step in and correct him.

>>134216247
Actually, that's omitting a bit of info, sir.

The US indeed put the first man on the moon. They also put the second man on the moon, and the third one. That's not to mention the fourth, fifth and sixth ones...

I could go on, but suffice it to say that we've put twelve men on the moon so far.

How many has Russia put on the moon? I'll wait...

Also, while we're at it, how many rovers has Russia put on Mars successfully? Oh, wait, that's right, the US is the only country in the world that has successfully put something on there that worked properly for more than a solar rotation of the planet.

What was your record again? Oh yea, 14 seconds. You know what, I'll grant that as a success as it's pretty close to our record, which stands at approximately 28,165,200 seconds and counting.

>>134216365
>get to lab
>put on lab coat and feel like a real scientist now
>fix hair in bathroom
>re apply make up
>do my nails
>go to lunch
>chat with the girls from the other lab
>listen to my boss as he explains his newest break through to the lab
>dont understand it one bit
>twirl my hair and request my name be attached to the paper, I am part of the lab after all
>if that doesn't work just threaten to tell HR he assaulted me
>get credit

>Im a powerful womyn scientist

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>>134192027
all that hawt gay action.

here's some hawt female ass to balance out the gay sex

>>134213818

we kan all sea how in-te-lij-ent u ar man

>>134217738
yes goy
russia is your enemy, don't ever work together with a common goal
just fight them goy !

>>134189919
Suddenly the delay makes complete sense.

>>134189919
how many woman are in a high position in spacex and other corporate space companies?
the future belongs to people, not to corrupt governments.

>>134192113
Hes going to be red pilled the hard way. Tbqh im surprised a guy this smart is being this dumb. Out of all the chics he could have.... seriously this one......

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