haha

>>134188153
This has been posted before.
Also it's in Huck Finn
"Give a nigger an inch, and he'll take an ell."
Sage

My best friend is straight and his gf is punishing him by withholding sex. It's been two months. I plan on getting him drunk and offering to suck his dick. Any tips?

>>134188267
>This has been posted before.

What is wrong with you people? Are you on /pol 24/7 all day every day?

>>134188431

What is she punishing him for?

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>There is nothing inherently gay or weird about sucking another man’s penis. Not unless you want it to be. We help friends with their homework when they are stuck, we lend them our video games and movies, we buy them drinks when they are thirsty, how are any of these acts any different from giving a friend a blowjob when he is horny? So long as we, as a community, continue to hold such bigoted about gay sex, we can never move to move forward as a society. Keep these backwards conceptions in the 18th century where they belong.

>There is nothing inherently gay or weird about sucking another man’s penis.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHA

>>134188153
Agreed

>>134188431
Does he like quaaludes?

>The idea that you need to be attracted to someone to engage in sexual acts with them is absurd, archaic and has no place in modern society.

This is parody, right?

>>134189583
If you had seen gay porn you would know that most of the men in it are straight. Wealthy gay men can afford straight trap prostitutes. We have reached a new age.

>>134188611
He doesn't clean up after himself. He expects her to do it.

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>>134188153

Why would you offer a gay guy your finger?

If a woman resists me when I decide to fuck her she's a bigot.
Fact! Real talk!

>>134189843
Only if you are fat or a trap

>>134188533

Threads last all day. Is it really a surprise someone has seen it before? The article is more than a month old and shit gets spammed here.

>>134190049
I've got a beer belly.

Used to jack it the porn star in the middle all the time when I was 15.

>>134189828
>offer a gay guy a finger for a fart joke
>he puts his asshole around it
every time

Why is Slaanesh doing this?

>>134190282
Get green hair and faggot sunglasses and you are set to make demands like that

>>134189544
Everything Peterson said on Joe Rogan is true.